/AFL/

Can't wait to see Swanson in action for the Eagles next year.

Fuck off aflw watching homo, don't post in my fucking thread. Fuck off.

I got a call like that too, I thought she was challenging me to a rap battle but after her turn she just hung up and didn't wait for my reply.

61451821833?

Nah, mine was different.

>tfw Dad got a robocall from a surveyor affiliated with the Labor party, asking him how trustworthy he found the political party leaders. At the end of the survey in the 'further comments' part, he told "the poofter Asian on the other end" to get stuffed and that he was going to vote for Fraser Anning.

Basedbane tonight lads

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this is the “this is the post” post

singing x’s and o’s lads

/cric/ is gay and lo-o-ow, it’s shitty
but /afl/ is based on Yea Forums
incel pedo-o-o
his name’s. rich. o.
this is the post

Stay mad, incel.

I suppose I'll check OP's digits
>1111

>AFLW
A - Autistic
F - Fucking
L - Losers
W - Watch

3/10, not even Prior and Pieter(sen) tier.

Becт Кocт Иглз

i'VE BEEN drinking since 1am and these FUCKING hickups wont fuck off what do I do?

boo!

>Bect Coct Eagles
What did he mean by this?

The Russian B is like our V; they have another character for the B sound. Their C is like our hard S sound; they just use a K for the typical use of C.
>Vest Kost Iglz

GF pre-show entertainment when?

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based dmitry

speak of russians, you lads follow valeriya from mkr on Insta?

based and blyatpilled

Should get the original Wiggles desu
>Or the original Hi-5

GET IN HERE AUSSIE BROS

Drink water upsidedown, so drink while your head is hanging off the edge of your couch, bed, whatever

Please watch our sport

AWWW if you are a NEET and you drink whenever you want give me a hell yeah

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...

cringe

Will this be the most elite and thriving time period in this community's history?

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what do we think of this?

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purple is a faggot

Kek, need these every week now it's got potential

>tex and jenkins
>both were in hot form before saturday's match
lel

tbdesu it's probably not so much that norf's defense was good, it's that adelaide's offense is dead

>COUNSELLING sessions during his first year at Brisbane led to Mitch Robinson being diagnosed with ADHD – and allowed his coaches to get the best out of him.
>"They can communicate with me on better levels, which is good. I'm more a show me on the field what I'm doing instead of in the books."

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isn't that the joke

are there more of them?

honestly predicting an essendon loss to mighty norf

i don't know desu

don't think either tex or jenkins have shone recently

>took the tues/wed/friday as RDOs
>10 days off
>9 of those days have footy
Missuses is gonna be pissed when she realises

>just tried to post while using mobile hotspot
>have to clear of warning from the IP i've been assigned
>it's some autisit in /vg/ going offtopic about wanting to "be with someone" and "what his life would be like"
>in cannington, WA
fucking autists everywhere

that's correct, but i don't know if the creator of the image knows that

it's fucking obvious
just checked their stats from round three against Geelong, both scored 1.1 with 17 disposals total

who /excitedfortonight/ here

literally suicidal again lads

also /whotippingcarlton/ here

tipped them last week, then I saw the abortion that was their final minute of play and decided I'd never tip them again
fucking no-hopers

just reckon their best (maybe only) chance for a win all year are against the dogs
you just never know when footspray are going to show up

also might do a cheeky /tipthesuns/

talk about footy m8s

1 litre of 95% in 24 hours

dn't think my liver likes me

you drinking moonshine lad?

i dilute metho down to around 5%, it's drinkable at that abv

What are you trying to escape from? I'm sure there's a simpler way.

going to the game lads

have fun

i could control my alcohol usage in the past but now i have a bacterial infection causing a painful skin rash, i am a neet and being bored with nothing to do... may as well get pised and watch youtube all day

Friendly reminder that Jesus was crucified Good Friday for our sins, and that He rose again from the dead on the following Sunday, and that all who believe on Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

Remember the reason for the season while you watch the footy this weekend, lads.

>for our sins

i didnt even do anything

Training construction lads, will do some slayer later

Well, you just lied, there's a sin...

The post that saved /afl/

I'm an agnostic atheist but supporting St Kilda this week is obligatory 2bh

Just realised the match up. Is that intentional?

>supporting St Kilda this week is obligatory 2bh
This tbqh

You sure bet lad

I mean, how can you support a team in a sport where there is a '666' rule and the team you support are the 'demons'?

roof collapse on the melbourne cheer squad heathens gonfirmed

kilda? i hardly even know her!

This tbqh.
On a sidenote, why do they insist on calling the "666 rule"? Why not call it something like "zoned player setup" or something? Never has sat well with me in all honesty lads.

*is Based in your path*
yeah but u keep doing u lmao

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After my ELITE 8/9 in footy tips after last week here are my hot tips for this round if you want to make a bit of money with a few cheeky bets.

This weeks tips:
Piegods
Essendon
Iggles
Greater Western Sydney Giants
Dees
Richmond
Bulldogs (very tempted to pick poos in an upset mind you)
Crows
Dzhilong

Good luck fellas and remember to gamble responsibly

who /10daysoff/ here. Time for a wagie uprising, not going to letting any threads die on my watch unlike these asleep and the switch, inept, neet shut-ins in recent days

>foxtel locked the sports channels
the fuck lads

nice work

Anyone keep getting spam government calls recently? Bunch of nonces

Doesn't Chris Fagan look like he has the JUST haircut?

Some save the children bitch asked me why I had the day off work yesterday

It was 4pm for fuck's sake

Forgot my photographic evidence.

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Why does 7 keep saying 9 days of footy over 11 days when it's 10?

>answering unknown numbers
>ever
how starved for attention are you guys? Or just simply retarded

That was the first call I got in over a year probably, didn't even know you had to swipe to answer it.

Must not have every game on the SCREENS OF 7

what are you referring to?

I think more AFL players need to speak in monotone and have more rambling run-on sentences when they're interviewed.

This is pretty good nice quads too. Who do you guys think is the most insufferable person in Australia, Damian Barrett or Mark Howard?

...

ah yes, r/perth

Any thoughts RE my Chris Fagan/ JUST haircut seen here

just looks like a regular non-balding middle aged haircut desu

yeah but he's currently unadJUSTing but if he loses big again tonight a possible JUSTification will be imminent

Maybe it's not the best pic, if you see him try to imagine if someone photoshopped the JUST haircut on him and if it would make a difference.

oh, yeah i can definitely see that

this interviewing players at every single opportunity literally adds nothing and they always say ohhhh what great access afterwards

>go lions, brisbane lions, we'll kick the winning score

is there a worse lyric in a footy song?

brisbased is back lads

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>we'll never stop stop stop till we're top top top

The rhyme scheme and syllabic structure reminds of the slim shady era Eminem.

Hate this sliver of Home & Away I see just before the game starts

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this was actually really true after they won the flag and flopped horribly the following season

lit

Could make a good David Lynch shoop out of him desu

bucks looks like an alcoholic tradie

Wouldn't mind dicking the boundary rider chick desu lads

i hate wogs

>De Goey kicked the 1st goal again
Why do I keep not betting on it

Far worse options than Mark Howard, not even in the conversation

this is gonna be a belting pies by 60+

EXPOSEDbane on exposed watch.

im going back to fortnite

the brisbane dream is over

>no review for a clear poster
THE FIX IS IN

BASEDbane

Hit the post you think dont you

lol

Too bad umps choose to never revert their shitty calls even after proven wrong minutes later, this game is literally rigged

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOOOPPPPPP AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dad asking me about conor nash cause we know him let’s me know he’s ashamed of me

Faggot at BSW thought I was drunk and refused to tend.

Thinking of going in there and giving him the SCSA 'WHAT' treatment

hipGOD, lads
*ahem*
i mean hipCLOD, lads

dan murphy's qt indian guy, you here lad?

at what point will hodge retire? i'm going with round 7

UmpGODS lads

>Ump in the way
Ban these cunts

>literally umpball

Isn't that a 1 match ban for touching the maggot?

sorry last one

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Reminder that WA and TAS are muslim controlled states as they have racing on tomorrow. Imagine spending Easter doing your brains on the punt instead sitting around an Eastmas tree exchanging eggs

Honestly thought trannies weren't allowed in the league, desu

Was Neale this good at Freo

is it ok to wear this in public in australia?

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thinking about spoiling endgame to BSAs after i see it lads
>pissbane

He had the most disposals for a season record before Tom Mitchell

HEAVE HO UNNA

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poosbane on pooicide watch lol

thanks gazza

one of the few only decent wrestling shirts desu senpai

/cric/ is over
Madoka WILL save /afl/

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youtube.com/watch?v=08XWA8zpvT4

Don't bully my boy friend

THE ABSOLUTE
S T A T E
OF PISSBANE AHAHAHAHA

300 point match incoming?

need more /afl/ waifus tbqhwy

Sportsbet pays out Pies now, too easy

think the last time we had that was when norf choked the twelve goal lead in 2001

went out for a quick dart and nearly got swooped by a magpie lads

History's been broken a lot recently so wouldn't be surprised if this match pulls it off tbqh

abbey just threw on her around the house clothes

Is Brisbane's season over?

What kind of meats are good but not too expensive? I don't go grocery shopping very often.

>The highest aggregate score is 345, Melbourne 21.15.141 vs St. Kilda 31.18.204
How fucking open must a game like that have been

Is hanging a tv that hard that it warrants being a big sponsor at the ground?

footy wasn't focused on zones, build-ups and composure and that shit back then. it was all about getting the ball and kicking it forward.
kino footy

chicken desu, but chickpeas/lentils + eggs will save you more money with basically just as much nutrition

>brisbane is shit again
back to /rug/ I go

PIE GODS

THERE IS ONLY

PIE GODS

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What are we drinking tonight lads?

WATER

THERE IS ONLY

PURE WATER

tea

Water, probably a tea later.

based, finna go fill up my water bottle

remote control

Pic rated

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Highly suggest this bottle, had it for 4 years now and replaced the filter once korwater.com/collections/water-bottles/products/kor-nava-filter-water-bottle?variant=37324750090

Pirate Life has yet to make a decent beer and I'm not risking paying $20 for a 4pack of 4.5% lager

Sold out but I should probably invest in a good water bottle considering how much I drink, good lookin out m8.

might go for some late drinks at. mates, if not tea and water

>had it for 4 years now and replaced the filter once

it says to do it every month

I used to have a BPA-free stainless steel bottle, best water bottle I ever had, lost it at the gym one day, missing it ever since

>more free kicks are a good thing
Euthanise Leigh Matthews when?

Was that a joker tattoo on de goeys arm?

>tfw even kid dusty is a little chad grabbing titties

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her head seems photoshopped

I don't even know where to begin.

>more free kicks leads to free flowing game
lethal lee on early onset dementia watch

tradies on the ropes
7news.com.au/news/vic/dashcam-footage-shows-the-moment-a-ute-flipped-in-melbourne-c-68015

for red meat usually slow cooked/ casserole cuts
think the cheapest steak you can get is a blade or oyster cut or something. just look at the price per kg

diggers metho spirits

for me it's this
kmart.com.au/product/glass-bottle-with-cover/748305
water doesn't taste of metal or plastic

>the virgin ute flip
>the chad upright trailer

He's not wrong really, a free kick stops repeated ball ups and congestion. That bombers/ dees game had a bunch of free kicks.

ffs went for a piss and some of it landed on my pants now all i smell is piss fucking infuriating

based pies cuckstomer

how fucking strong is your piss m8

I dont mind being pissed on desu

t. Degenerate

this is why leigh matthews pisses with his pants around his ankles

anyone have a good shot of liberatore's homer simpson tattoo
have a good idea for a mene

never thought about that, might try it in a couple hours

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comeback on the cards here

I could agree with that but he blatantly endorsed that the umpire pay soft ones just for this which is shit.

Nothing worse than finishing your piss then as you walk out of the bathroom you feel a teeny drop leak in your pants and you suddenly reek of it

Piegods

loins are FINISHED

you better not turn it into a sneed thing

>2 goals within 45 seconds

Why did say the GABBA was sold out? Looks like there's empty seats everywhere.

women have it too easy lad

some cunts don't turn up.

Fuck, that's even better.

Do Aussies think Conan is funny?
youtube.com/watch?v=L94M4xQcPYk

don't think your piss is supposed to be so pungent lads

he used to be

Just got my picture uploaded by Nuffies on AFL Pages lads

i watched that episode today it was pretty shit
worst was when they got the 2 onions sydney guys to try describe aussie slang

Not to defend roasties but women literally bleed out of there genitals. Think they have use covered in this area m8

na but he's an alright bloke

He seems to be the best of the US late night hosts, but he's not as funny as he once was.

hate all ameriblob humour and talk shows

teamcoco.com/australia/conan-hangs-out-with-his-good-mates-in-sydney

That was the best part

It took me more than 20 years to learn how to control my pissing but I did. I suggest you learn it it will save you a lot of bother.

i pull the foreskin back but little drips fall onto my pants at the end

hope to be as proficient as you one day mate

>Interviewing Hodge while he's cramping
Bravo bimbo

why are they targeting hodge with the commentary
obviously shitting him

I usually wrap some toilet paper around my dick after a piss because it drips so much but it usually falls and my mum asked why there's so much scrunched up toilet paper on the floor around the house.

Same bro I think I wank too much and my dick dribbles now

>interviewing a guy mid rub down
disgraceful

>trusting a boong
>in any scenario

>not thinking Hodge asked for all the attention
The only bigger media attention whore is Dangerfield

this is a bit of a smashing

state of these fucking umpires

lions getting smashed harder than the 8yo with Richo behind the Vulture St stand

was going to but not I'm too depressed from the lions losing

Its meant to go in the bin mate not your pants

>muh basedbane
lmao, fold this pathetic """club"""

PIE GODS

MY FRIENDS

PIE GODS

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>Layons

Both QLD teams should fold desu. Or combined.

so basically lions need greasy conditions to win a game

still in the 8
but they're losing in greasy conditions

see r1

Or just play port each week

t. seething poorth cuckstomer

This game and last week against Essendon demonstrate the Lions are easy to counter-attack on

reminder that the pies are still flag favourites and there's no shame in losing to them

PIE GODS

LADS

PIE GODS

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your team is absolute shit mate, may as well merge with gold coast lmao

Coopers pale ale

won scrabble lads

your team is absolute shit mate, may as well merge with adelaide lmao

literal my wife's son tier stuff. Why do adults make up shit like this on the Internet?

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>Last name ends in "is"
Bloody Greeks

nice, any good words?

All his old clips with Norm McDonald are pure kino. Peak late night TV, never to be repeated in the history of our civilization again.
Kinda depressing really

Norms bit sending of Conan is perfect, more so if you understand their relationship
youtube.com/watch?v=uarJj-K4XH4

Shake for NO LESS than a full minute. COUNT IT OUT.

lmao the fix is in

This didn't happen unless it would be to complain about it

>get women's footy card
>already obsolete because women all shuffle teams every post-season

Hitting the post is very popular this year isn't it

>Pies song skipped again
What did they mean by this?

is Brisbane even a liveable city anymore?

Imagine being a kid and opening a pack of footy cards hoping to get based gaff or dusty and getting a fucking aflw player. How much would you be seething lads?

no, WA and TAS are the only non-chink good ol' aussie states

why wouldn't it be

>city

>unemployed suicidelanders
KEK

where did unemployed come from

I want to impregnate Sarah Jones

Brisbane is a nice place except for the natural geography making it a headfuck to get around.

Just woke up after nodding on percocet, based Collingwood

Did they just kiss after that interview?

as opposed to where?

based degenerate, just kidding

PIE GODS

FOREVER

PIE GODS

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shouldn't be a thing anymore.

best rule from the old wizard cup was nothing happened if you hit a post. Remember someone (think it was a dokers player) hit both goal posts and it rebounded back into play.

for me it's bwodie grundy

what about if it hit the post and goes in

the river does not follow a helpful path and it's hilly as fuck. Found myself crossing the river twice going from SW to NE. I know Sydney has the harbor, but at least north and south is easily delineated. and arterial roads and trains follow that logic. I'm a sadelaide yokel though and our urban planning is beyond simple, maybe the east coast isn't for me.

it's a goal

yeah guessed it was Adelaide which I guess is mostly flat. I don't disagree btw, though I've never spent much time outside Brisbane and Sydney I find they're really defined by the natural geography which makes it tough as fuck to find your way around, but you're the arterial roads in Sydney make it easier for longer distances
generally I like it though, creates niche little areas that are nice once you can actually find your way

should've mentioned I'm a bike wanker too. Brisbane is by far the worst city for it

fair enough then, hills would be a nightmare and there’s no planning accomodation for it. state of all those overpasses as well

How's Eddie going to go for his 300th game? Did not realise he was in his twilight until this season and it became glaring obvious, though last year wasn't without hints

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heard them say charlie cameron is going to adelaide for his 300th. pretty cute

Might sneak a goal or 2, hopefully the boosted morale will afford >us a pitiful win

literally AHHHHHHHHH EDDIE SAVE US the team

I AM SIX FOOT TALL AND SPEAK ENGLISH

need a movie to watch but the last 4 I've seen have been awful, low morale for dling a new one.

not really desu

is this the edgy Easter music general?
youtube.com/watch?v=N9k4yw4Abeo

youtube.com/watch?v=khTw53g5Xmk

I feel so amazing from this percocet and smoking some weed

/afl/ is a Christian community, please keep posted material appropriate.

yes really, at present they are

youtube.com/watch?v=UoweuO3QZy4

youtube.com/watch?v=F3HD-OFy0lg

Con Air

youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I

I remember when posting a Simpsons thread didn't end with a global ban. 4channel has changed

based
>

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And a good Friday to you sir

for me? dabloos

2000s Sonic Youth is miles ahead of 80s/90s Sonic Youth

I disagree, they peaked with Washing Machine IMO

my favourite is Murray Street by a wide margin.

That certainly is one of their best albums
Hot take: Experimental Jetset is criminally underrated

I have no opinions about albums I haven't listened to. You guys should try it some time

youtube.com/watch?v=RGT4V6JmINA

love meself a rainy night

youtube.com/watch?v=ebt0BR5wHYs

night night i'll be up in 5 hours, need a bump between

hmm we must be on the same wavelength or something, was revisiting sonic youth's discography today.
i'm not afraid to say that dirty is one of my favourites. i just pop it on and enjoy every second of it.
youtube.com/watch?v=4zOMNmuQj_s
youtube.com/watch?v=2Llus9u1QcY
youtube.com/watch?v=L0UcKBatpiM

user, we must truly be on the same wavelength, these are my three favourite songs on the album

just snorted 200mg of meth

Despise the Pies desu

PIE GODS

MY LADS.

PIE GODS

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r8 this multi

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Too many lines one is bound to fail

>3/7

liver hurts

might have to switch from alcohol to heroin

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whats up with these odds?

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Just history probably
>Never lost to the Suns
>Smashed the Suns last time
>Crows are more hungry for the win due to expectations, home ground advantage and all the other stats favouring them
>Eddie's 300th probably going to script them the win
Still, the line looks like a good bet

I'm miffed the Yarra Park car park is closed for the Easter Monday match.

Probably just park over near Aami Park and walk across the bridge

comfy in bed listening to it rain lads.

Hopefully they were actually playing cards and hopefully the girls were naked

>tfw live in SA and it never rains

Daniher in lads

>He was also not named as an emergency, which means Essendon are likely to pay a fine to include someone from outside the selected emergencies.
Bombers are really incapable of doing anything legal tbqh

Bombers are flush with cash thanks to Thommo's extra curricular dealing activities adn rental arrangements

good, clarke is shit

he's always been a spud, even when he was at Fred. He just hid behind muh lack of ruck opportunities for years.

what does the line mean, 1.9 if your team wins and the margin is under 30 points?

It's the only team they haven't beaten yet surprisingly

I hope the crowd is smol and norf lose the good friday spot.

can't wait for them to relocate to Tasmania

wore one to the rippers and everyone was a fan

based fredposter

Really is just in their nature to be cheaters

essenGODS working /afl/ up into a finna seethe

>Bookies haven't even changed odds or added markets for Joe
Bunch of slowpokes

don't think the guy coming back from an almost year long injury will add much to the game

Yeah really makes me seethe that Bummers are 12th and have to resort to cheating to get wins

FOR FUCK SAKE LADS IM OUT OF METHO AND WOOOLIES COLES AND EVEN BUNNINGS IS CLOSED

>cheating is bringing in an emergency player
literally what do they have to gain here, norf wouldn't have changed their peem

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I don't get it

really do hope that norf move to tasmania, I'd like to see more teams in Perth and maybe Sydney but the competition is becoming too congested with all these teams

really don't see Norf winning this lads, might put some $$ on the bombers

want to kill myself today but dont think an ethernet cord will do it

Someone already died today so that you could live, user.

not in australia everthing is fucking closed where do i get rope

ive been drinking 25+ standard im gonna have a seizure

Maybe this is a little more reasonable for a quickie

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Friendly reminder that at this hour ~2000 years ago (EST), Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, was crucified for our sins. He took it upon Himself to pay the penalties for our trespasses, and that penalty was death. On this day, Jesus died for us.
Remember the reason for the season while you watch the footy this weekend, lads.

Thank you friend, today we will smile and be grateful for all that the Lord has done for us. Shan't disrespect His name and shall be going to mass over the weekend to pray.

Amen, may God bless you, user.

God Bless everyone in this thread.

For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,

Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Amen, as God shall smile upon us all today!

Gaz pls

based and holypilled

bless all my fellow comfy long weekend posters to

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fuck god i want to commit suicide and you all ignore me ??

4:20 PM

what did they mean by this?

What's the point? Watch this just so you can understand that there's literally no point in kysing and you might as well enjoy another few decades youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

>For when we were still without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly. For scarcely for a righteous man will one die; yet perhaps for a good man someone would even dare to die. But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Much more then, having now been justified by His blood, we shall be saved from wrath through Him. For if when we were enemies we were reconciled to God through the death of His Son, much more, having been reconciled, we shall be saved by His life. And not only that, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received the reconciliation.

May God bless (You) this Easter, /afl/.

Are you not ignoring God?

Business idea: A portion of all sports betting losses over the Easter period go to charity =

when do I get to eat my Easter eggs?

also do they still make that footy shaped egg that came with a ladder on the side?

honestly think i will break some shit tonight, i need my alcohol

fuck this easter bullshit

seems more like an anti-business idea lol

twitter.com/triplemfooty/status/1119107605866016769

Found an old hard drive with a bunch of old Yea Forums shit and have been going through it. Some weird times alright

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based convict

>Actually listened to that girl's request the other week
Nice

should we say a quick prayer together lads?

I am glad that we, as Australians, can celebrate Easter with some football

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Which one is the elitemons poster?

Was there any reason it wasn't allowed in the first place? Australia is pretty secular and I don't see what footy has to do with anything.

>Australia is pretty secular
Didn't used to be. The sexual revolution and the hyper-marketing of alcohol changed all that

Really hope Richo isn't watching this right now

seeing the sick kids is a bit depressing

2 o'clock and still in bed lads

Will only get up when it's time to go to the game

Such an original banner you got there Dons

tipping a 10 goal return from daniher

Found the faggot yes voter

Old ma is a norf supporter, feel for the bloke

Show some respect

Is it just me or is that patches of mist or lights all over the place?

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smoke from the pointless pyrotechnics

watching the football lads

>every goal is $1000 dollars to charity
>0.4 to 2.3
>7 minutes to go

They'd rather pay the Don's fine than donate

don't get this one
care to explain?

Kek

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Well the commentator (BT) said "hooker free" because it was a free kick to Cale Hooker. So what I'm implying is that hooker means sex worker and that I wish you didn't have to pay (for the sex) lol.

oh
normally I would find this amusing, but today is a christian holiday so I do not.

>bt threatening my family
whats he doing lads

You're right, it was a bit insensitive of me. I'll delete it.

mmm dint think the alcoholism will leave me awake for tonigthd game lads

>it's all about the kids tonight and they do fantastic work at the children's hospital
>if your kids haven't used them they will in the future
uhh BT

>dingo stole another baby

don't like this one bit lads, the other countries are gonna make fun of us again

>I'm sure your family has used the Royal Children's Hospital at some point, and if you haven't, you will in the future.
KEK

West Adelaide up by 50 at 3/4 time, how will >we choke this? Actually winning a game, quite odd

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>why yes I support Essendon, how could you tell? Did my top give it away that much?

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Be thankful you're not in/near North Adelaide la

I had an Aussie flag not two hours ago. Why did Hiro give me a bong flag again? baka

maybe he wants us to go back

Go undercover in the soccer threads and secretly convert them to AFL.

absolutely criminal that they got rid of the classic logo for this edgy zoomer shit

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Just donated $10 to the Good Friday Appeal

nice

Onya m8

why are we so dead lads?

Because we'll resurrect on Sunday

Only match is 2 shit teams

Let's all watch the goalkicking half time thing between Lloyd and Carey.

What's for dinner, lads?
Fish & chips here

This game is shit

>Norf

bacon sandwich, might steam some frozen gyoza if I'm still hungry

good man

has to be fish on good friday

I was wondering why my mum cooked a big fish.

is norf, dare I say it, shit?

larping Christians > twice a year tourist Christians > actual Christians

their win last week only shows how bad the crows are
VERY tempted to bet on the suns this week

Not as bad as >us lmao

odds are so skewed for it too

Chicken and chips snack pack from barnacle bills

exactly
they're a much better chance to win than 1/5

wish I still had a Barnacle Bills nearby, but it got turned into a price gouging hipster pizza shop. Place has a reputation for poor quality but I've always thought it was consistently good.

>Going to Barnacle Bills
>not getting fish/seafood
>on Good Friday
mate...

Why are they shilling 8k TVs? What can you watch in 8k?

Same lad

the rule is no red meat you pseudo dumb cunt

I thought all the shops were closed today.

love how they show those breathtaking colourful scenes as an example of what the new tv can show even though you're watching it on your current tv

And what is the Tradition, user?

> tfw bombers supporter haven't missed many games in 20 years
>looking forward to Norf game
>Game is on Friday so must be a night game
>tfw going to get fish and chips and hear my neighbors radio
>"that sounds like footy what game could it be?"
>"that sounds like merrets name"
>tfw

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your neighbour's seething jealousy. I think these things are just for bogans to show off, personally I think 40" is a tad too big for most rooms

Nothing. Our eyes cant even distinguish 8k from 4k

There is a pretty hard cap on picture quality as its able to be observed by humans and we have already hit that technology cap. Anything above 4k is superfluous and just a waste really for anything other than the idea of being "better" quality

really enjoying this half time segment
north are a lock for good friday footy over the next two decades

who /hot cross buns/ here?

they're shit tßh

I work at woolies so have been eating hot cross buns since xmas

Had one earlier, plain - no sultanas or memes in it

Reckon we should have GAJ for the next OP image desu lads

Had a Krispy Kreme Hot cross donut today, was pretty good.

i like this idea

>people thought Fred had revamped after they spanked NORF
>spanking NORF is indicative of anything
>spanking NORF is a reason to celebrate

NORF a shit

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didn't realist it was bald mercenaries friday

why are people so butthurt by the 6-6-6 warnings? do teams infringing the rules really gain an important advantage from it?

Not really but you essentially get a free hit at it late in the game with no repercussions, it will be taken advantage of at some stage.

>stealing a kid's lego

Jesus hamish

migrate when ready

That Norf player with his hair tied up legit looks like a woman.

>50 posts early
autism

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so they're worried that the umpire won't pick up on it and teams will send an extra forward or back out of position? I'd rather take the chance that an umpire will pick up on it over awarding a 50 that decides the game

I love mine, live out country, chips v yummy

I dont know why, but although I dislike other teams more, nothing gives me greater joy than seeing Norf lose.

omg I just HAD to be the one to make the next ebin bread! any later and I might have been pipped to the post! thank god I made it!

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Mason Wood is deadset the biggest spud in the AFL

what flavour you after mate?

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welcome my freshcunt friend

fix that shitty 50 metre rule and I will join the AFL world cup.

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

not the Pirie one in the church? Very aesthetic

Wow the China game must be working! Please watch our sport big strong chink

There are people monitoring this thread who are very mad that Essendope are winning in a blowout

ken oats bro it seems heaps dodgy but I think it goes alright, and in a 100 year old church is so nang

I can sense their seething. absolutely based

>lelchambers

the simple fact that there are so many variations is proof enough that the majority realise they're trash. Just buy a loaf of raisin toast and save yourself a few bucks

not the same

forgot there were two matches on tonight
>another guaranteed blowout
might be an early one for me tonight ladies

>Things that have multiple variations are unpopular

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epic facebook freshbro

been raining all day, might be a bit of a scrappy affair

at least that might keep the margin tight
reckon that new ground drains quickly anyway

Why does Ben Brown run so far when lining up? Waste of breath

>brown stadpadding once the bombers roll off the throttle
ELITE
oh he missed anyway lol

>brown's runup

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nah, you're a fucking brainlet. You can't say hot-cross buns are the equivalent of pizza or pasta in that they have variations. Making a "hot-cross bun" that's actually just a bun shaped choc-chip muffin with a cross on top is not a bloody hot cross bun. It's like saying "yeah I'm after spaghetti bolognese, but I want a cream sauce with bacon and cheese, and with tortellini instead of spaghetti"

steady on m8

I mean, this image had everything to be a massive cringe, but to cram the onions logo and the blacked meme into it kind of dilutes it. I'm of the opinion that the right's ability to meme is grossly overstated

so true

kek the blacked in the background

>yeah I rate Essendon now they've beaten a shithouse North side

yep, can't wait for the PIEGODS to bring them back down to earth as usual

>essendon
>getting carried away based on beating shit teams

name a more popular combo

>I thought Essendope would surely lose this match because I have problems with irrational hatred, I also will not recognise my inability to predict outcomes

daniher's BACK ladies
collingwobbles cuckstomers shaking in their boots

2/2 for the round. Expecting a tight one tonight with Gil asking the umpires to keep it close before the Eagles kick away.

parent's house on Port

putting my firstborn on port

betGOD on needing two more goals watch

Looking GRIM though

betGOD on needing two more points watch

Do NOT jinx it

>one goal = 1000 dollars to charity
>norf 7.16
GRIM

Saad cucked you there

Yep, bloody lebos

ohnononono

>need 176 points to win $69
>only get 174
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

The absolute mongrels

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kek

KEK

K E K

degenerates BTFO

based izzy

hour and 15 minutes lads, not sure what to do

>Betting on Good Friday

Deserved it, it's a day of rest
t. Someone who gambles $30k a year

Going to the movies tonight lads, gonna get a choc top

>could have been $40000 to charity
>only $24000 because of norf

which KINO shall you be viewing tonight my friend
>inb4 hellboy
for me it's hotel mumbai, fighting for my family, and the curse of the weeping woman

who /3inarow/ here

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Honestly wish more of you saw Hellboy so I could enjoy you realising how terrible it is

Rewatching Winter Soldier and the aging CGI on Hayley Atwell is...rough

you always catch me out

pet semetary mate

just wanna watch something easy so i stop thinking about killing myself for two hours

Thread options.

1. Stay here and slowly fade away
2. Migrate to the early cunts thread
3. Someone makes a new one and we still remain relatively splintered

For me, it's 3, with GAJ OP

>omg let's not move to the early thread that'll show him!

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these kind of things work better when it's not plainly obvious how seething you are