/nrl/ - The Saint that slayed the Dragon Edition

No fault rule on charges equalling 11yr+ jail time right? If he’s fighting to come back I’m guessing he knows he’s innocent.

It seems that way. Apparently the gril called an uber after the rape allegedly took place and they all went out on the town or to a nightclub or somesuch.

They all went together? I hope nothing happened to her but if his life is ruined from some bullshit charges that’s pretty fucked.

Even if he's guilty, he'd still be disputing it.

>Police documents tendered to Wollongong Local court and sighted by the Mercury reveal De Belin, Sinclair and the alleged victim met at Mr Crown nightclub on the evening of December 8, where they talked and danced as part of a larger group.

>The trio was captured on CCTV standing at a taxi rank on Kembla Street for a short time before speaking to a group of people in the lower part of the Crown Street Mall.

>The trio then got into a Tuk Tuk-style taxi and headed north on Keira Street, with the two men telling the alleged victim they wanted to charge their phones before they headed out again.

>They went to a unit on Gipps Street, owned by De Belin’s cousin, who was not home at the time.

>It is alleged the pair then engaged in the joint rape of the woman, at one stage swapping positions between them, before Sinclair alleged said “I can’t get hard anymore” and went to have a shower.

>Police allege De Belin continued to rape the woman in the bedroom, at times putting his hand around her throat, making it hard for her to breath.

>Afterwards, the woman said she had a shower before ordering the trio an Uber to take them to Fever Nightclub.

Having group sex with other men is literally the gayest shit

/afl/ is up

It's not gay if your balls don't touch

If fatfita doesnt play tonight my peem is fucked

Morning media round up

>Jack de Belin tipped to win legal battle against NRL's no fault stand down policy
sportingnews.com/au/league/news/jack-de-belin-nrl-st-george-illawarra-dragons-federal-court-dylan-walker/142l48kjzmar81mu7pr5m55fnx

>'It's Mabo. It's the vibe': The NRL's Federal Court clown defence
theroar.com.au/2019/04/18/its-mabo-its-the-vibe-the-nrls-federal-court-defence/

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>Afterwards, the woman said she had a shower before ordering the trio an Uber to take them to Fever Nightclub.
haha I always go clubbing with my rapists afterwards haha. if I see them with another woman tho grrrr ;^)

I got a Dragons jersey at a secondhand shop.

and at a fabric store i found fabric with the logo on it.

all in canada

De Belin wearing a suit and tie to court today lads. Possible verdict this afternoon.

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>I-it's De Belin's fault Jamie Packer went mad and Crown casino terminated our sweetheart deal so now we have to accept 500k less sponsorship because no one wants to be associated with us at Packer prices!
How absolutely poothetic are the poorm? Kick them out of the comp.

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>De Belin’s barrister, Martin Einfeld QC, posited that calls from Storm captain Cameron Smith and CEO Dave Donaghy for the NRL to reinstate the premierships stripped for salary cap rorting may have contributed to the club’s sponsorship difficulties.
kek

Smith is completely right about cronulla's illegitimate "premiership" though

NOOOOOO IT'S JACK'S FAULT EVERYONE KEEPS GETTING REMINDED WE'RE THE WORST CHEATS IN THE GAME'S HISTORY THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING MUH $500K AAAAAAAAAA

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ironic

There’s nothing ill can dwell in such a temple.
If the ill spirit have so fair a house,
Good things will strive to dwell with ’t.

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>supporting a rapist who cheated on his pregnant wife
Please die

For me, it's shitting on Israel Folau for his religious views then celebrating Easter the next day

Imagine being so cucked that you can't even call your own "sport" rugby because a better game has the name lmao.

Anyone else find most of the Anzac jerseys really fucking tacky? Especially ones like these where it's literally "hey let's just stick a bunch of poppies where the Red is"

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That jersey is cool and 100000x better than the embarrassing super hero or abbo week ones

Maybe I'm just disappointed because the ones they wore last year were absolute kino

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top kek

>noooo my oneites got spitroasted by footy players and my pregnant wife won't put out and I don't have dozens of groupies on tap
Sounds like a (you) problem

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Yeah it's not a good one. Roosters and Dragons have done the red poppy V before and it does look tacky, lacks ANZAC gravitas.

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For me, it's Mabo

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Remember the two big celebrity NRL partnerships of the 00s were Chris Walker & Kate Ritchie, and Braith Anasta & Jodi Gordon.

Ritchie leaves Walker for his teammate Stuart Webb and now Webbies life (or driving record at least) is a wreck, while Chris Walker is happily married with four kids running a successful mid-sized family business. Braith's wife leaves him because she doesn't want to have more than one kid because it would interfere with her lifestyle and Hollywood aspirations (kek), her lifestyle highpoint being ODing back at bikies houses she's gone home with after nights out at King Cross and making the front page.

How do we protect our athletes from soap actress poison?

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Can we start doing Sledge Threads?

reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/bee72d/sledge_thread_round_6_storm_v_roosters_a_real/

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They need to start taking the presenterpill

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Megan is only for NRLW players

kek

>da j00s

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/pol/ on the ropes

feel a bit sad

>long weekend followed by 2 days of work and then another long weekend
Feeling good lads, gonna be like being a NEET again

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What will their next jobs be?

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De Belin's next job will be prison bitch

At least he will be allowed to play until then

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>gayfsmell crap on triple m
Think I'm gonna be sick

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mirin

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dear god

is there anything more pathetic than an /nrl/ tripfaggot

Me

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think you mean AFLW codelet

so is fatfata playing?

Gavin Badger has come out as a Gnome

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should I captain DCElite?

Beattie will look for a quango in either the Shorten or Palaszczuk government on the Labor gravy train.

trip on nightshit

Show me where the football player touched you

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Too bad you'll fuck everything up this week and let Shiggler out of the cellar

I haven't fapped for 6 days in the hopes that, that energy can go to my BroncGODs so we can finally with a game lads. Virginity remains solid however.

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The /r/nrl game thread just got posted and it already has almost as many comments as this thread.

Half of those posts are me warning them about Richo hanging outside of playgrounds though

does richo post on reddit

He posts under the user name Tony_AbbottPBUH

Having steak for dinners, well done of course. What are you having for din dins /nrl/ family?

no money for dinner tonight. just have to chew gum

Family size party mix bag
Cola frogs bag
Box of Golden Gaytimes
Block of Milky Bar with smarties
Family size salt and vinegar bag
Family size cheese and bacon balls bag
Yogo with choc chips
Assorted creams packet
Scotch fingers packet
2x 2L Coca cola
2x 1.25L Mountain dew

cheese and bacon balls are BroncGOD tier and the paramount footy snack

9now.com.au/live/channel-9

>galellen is still playing
yikes

>DWZ
>good

Steak as well. Rare but.

MISSING
Have you seen this man?

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>fitfita
More like Fatfata lads

Richo you bumblefuck put Haas in your 17

>fatfata
Oh god.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah he just fucked up or did he?

Galel is a empty jersey. He's too old and short.

>poogan
What a dropkick bogan dumb cunt

>pooarks

>that pooarks defence

Just remembered Tim Grant exists ladies

>awwww goylan thought he could get a try in his own goy line
:3

>Bellamy's Bunker

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Ben Kennedy... now there was a player.

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well my multi is fucked on a thursday as per lads

based short line dropout

Pooarks defense is like my sex life.
>keeps doing short drop outs
kek

KEK

K E K

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>shitki

>taking the poo

>taking the poo
Well they lose

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>black dot
Actually it's 2019 we call it an African-Australian dot now.

Kek, all go forward in Cronulla's set is lost when Fafita hits it up. What a fat fuck.

>Nikora (3)

I don't know why but "pooarks" makes me giggle every time

>tfw you only get 2 white 16 yr olds instead of the usual 3

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>poogan

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>good friday
>muslim fullwog peem is playing
What did they mean by this

>johnson ded
F

Tipped pooarks lads

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Love joey's eloquent and insightful commentary lads

>chance of try
>lost the ball
kek

KEK

K E K

Why does the 9 stream look like this game is being filmed in the 90s

>nightshit watches it on nine

Reminder

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that giants chick on the left has nice tiddies

netball general when

>Nikita (7)

for me it's /fhoc/

Bullying campaign against Maloney having the intended effect. Playing for his blues jersey.

>lost his mouth guard

Gallen is useless. He runs into the line and makes like 200mm and then just falls over and because he is old he's slow to play the ball. Prove me wrong.

He needs to get his all time losses record

>clear headclash
>no hia

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fish fingers
a potato
a bread roll

based and nutritious dins

What is this dumb coconut doing lads?

TOWNSEND GOT DROPPED
BIFF BIFF BIFF

>another coconut brain snap

Poothers unraveling

>lost ball
KEK

Holy fuck this peem

COMEBACK

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Dylan Edwards would have made that tackle

>townshit still kicking
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>xerri
What nationality is this name?

Earth

Pooarks need 2 tries to win lads

I wish galel would get on a bike and fuck off.

This chicken schnitzel I got from the butcher is shit lads

>buy chicken boobie
>cut and tenderize
>dip in flour
>dip in egg
>dip in Crummies
>butte andr oil pan, medium heat
>cook until golden brown

Can't say I'm a fan of cooklets or Cowcuck customers lads

>tfw trainer qt to stroke your leg

>that panthers physio

She's literally the best thing about the poothers

Earth is a planet not a nation.

>like silk so smooth

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Sigh

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What about their cheerleaders

It's Maltese. Arabic after 800 years of Latin/Romance overlordship.

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>no lemon rind
>no spring onion
>no lemon cream sauce
>calling anyone else a cooklet
Getting some schnitzel from the butcher is just more convenient when you don't feel like spending the time preparing and cooking

Don't call me a cooklet you manlet.
I was just telling you how to prepare a schitty not how to cook a meal.

Just grill or saute a breast or thigh fillet

hehe he said breast

Truth NUKE:

Chicken Schnitzel is objectively overrated. So is Steak

So do we have photos of the poonthers trainer?

.t vegan and poorm customer

What? Did they miss a conversion?

yes and no

youtube.com/watch?v=CiswKCcCjfQ

How can Fafita do as much meth as he does and still be such a fat cunt?

>meth
Fuck you, you UNAUSTRALIAN TRIPPY CUNT. We call it ICE in AUSTRALIA. I bet you call utes trucks, say buddy instead of mate, say jail instead of gaol. You absolutely disgust me with every fiber of by being. Fuck off you utter cunt.

BASED FATFATA

ANDREW FIFITA

Nightshite on seppuku watch

C O M E B A C K

and based 9 not ruining my immersion by not showing the score or time on the telly. BASED.

Mass is mass lad

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>hiding the tackle counter so they can give the sharts some extra tackles

>problem with gfx
THANKS AMD

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based DUGAN

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGZ

>he didn't play xerri

based GOATarks resurrecting my multi

IT'S HAPPENING

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>I DOUBTED BASED POOGAN

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Dugan looks like a fat rat

BASED BILL SHORTEN

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So how did ch9 break their scoreboard to the point that they literally need to point the camera at the physical scoreboard at the field

Prime Minister at the game for this GODnulla comeback

HOLY BASED

ScoMo on re-election watch

based dugan honouring holy week and thanking God for his try

Is ScoMo in a random seat with the fans instead of some poxy corporate box? Pretty based and redpilled if so

Don't they call it shab? My dero butcher started talking about it when I was buying chicken thighs the other day.

>run out of gas
REEEE I'm SICK TO DEATH of these UNAUSTRALIAN CUNTS.

GODNULLA

Trip on unaustralian cunt

WHERE IN THE SHIRE ARE YOU FROM?!

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Bagend.

still voting labour but have to admit based

>7 straight losses to GODnulla
Phil Gould on suicide watch

>not voting Greens
It's like you're a fucking Fullwogs customer

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Yeah he's on the hill

up

imagine joey and fatfata out on the town together

Why is Carrie Bickmore with Bill Shorten at a Pooark game?

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Let’s gone Panthers!

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>poothers

I was dressed a bit down market and hadn't shaved for a few days so he must of thought I moved in the same social circles and knew wtf shab was

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>greens
Yeah no
>preference fishers and shooters > independents > alp > who cares > coalition > family first

Imagine being Ivan Cleary and selling your soul and dignity to go back to the team that fired you a few years ago only for this to happen

this freshcunt is actually giving voting advice top kek

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Reminder that gus turned down bennett too

>that comeback
>that interview
yfw Bronson Xerri just indirectly won the election for the libs

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>Backup plan coaches
Bennett - 4th
Maguire - 5th
Hasler - 6th
>Sellouts who caused this whole coaching shuffle in the first place
Cleary - 11th
Seibold - 13th

Hasler on prodigal son narrative watch

>not putting based family first first

Based
Based
Based

cya tomorrow lads

Yeah imagine working as a father and son team to rinse a club of millions.

kek

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you will never have a family you incel loser

actually cant believe the poothers managed that

Imagine being Todd Greenberg and using your based daughters friends as evidence of women walking away from the game while framing an innocent man in federal court straight after defending gambling and alcohol agencies

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imagine defending a rapist

alleged* rapist

All men are rapists lad

even broncos customers?

BroncGOD*

Of course. All permslanders are rapists by default

I’VE ABANDONED MY CHILD
I’VE ABANDONED MY CHILD
I’VE ABABDONED MY TEAM

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.t Benny

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wanking to scomo's shadowbox lads

all I need is GOD, FAMILY AND THE NSWRL lads

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Women are just amazing lads I love and respect them.

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proxy on bitcho

*the best captain Australia never had*

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>vice captained fifita

Me too, unsure if I should loop

>implying anyone will get higher than 98

Cook agaisnt the Fullwogs

doggies will be winning

jokes

already put my centrelink payment on the rabbits 13+

Must say the new Parramatta Stadium looks pretty nice. Steep stands.

hope it hillsboroughs them

hope Souths win by 12

:O

>looping 98
This is why you aren't part of the top 1%

none of your players will score any better

>poothers lost
wtf happened? I fell asleep when it was 0-20

poothers all put money on pooarks at half time

Possible future captain of QLD

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Friday Night Footy

Canterbury vs Souths @ 0605 utc
Melbourne vs Easts @ 0955 utc

Couple of good matchups people should watch

>get an email that my appleid was logging into some chink macbook
>didn't even know I had an appleid
>can't reset password on the appleid because the chinaman put security questions on it
guess i'm voting for clive lads, oust the chinks

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Never should have come here

Prophetic

Pathetic

>everyone is joking that people will fall to their deaths after a few drinks
>coroner collect all the clips to play at the inevitable inquests

BAN THE BAD MAN DADDY

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KEK

>you now remember the Penrith Panthers have been “premiership contenders” for the last four years

#5YearPlan

Love a good sleep in lads

Appreciate these long weekends now that I'm not unemployed anymore ladies

why didn't you go to church?

Are you me?

...

waste of a get tbqh

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Imagine if Donald Trump went to an NFL game and sat in the stands like some regular dude

Imagine if a politician did something try to seem more relatable to voters just before an election

Dont have to inagibe

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>being employed

yikes

This boneless hot & spicy is a bit small

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>tfw work for minimum wage

you should have gone to university and graduated with a 300k starting degree

I did go to Uni I even went to a [spoiler]GO8[/spoiler]

>using spoilers on a non spoiler board

not sure if you are an oldfag or a newcunt but either way, yikes. can't stand people that post like that. you're probably just a normie plab that uses spoilers on social media as well. no wonder you are working minimum wage.

cringe

Will De Belin be allowed to play in time for the ANZAC day test?

I am so alone

*downvote

imagine the ratings if de belin plays in the ANZAC test

Imagine the ratings if we had games where ONLY convicted felons played and there were no foul play rules

loving this narrative of incels defending debelin

not sure why its considered defending when this matter is still before the courts

Made some sizzlers style cheesy bread lads

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Cooking some super fires and birds eye whiting in the air fryer, chuck on a cup of frozen veggies, lunch sorted

Tuna pasta bake for dinner

Praise Jesus and praise the Dogs

wouldn't expect a pathetic minimum wage incel to understand how cognitive dissonance works

Imagine using the word incel unironically

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>yfw Broncos will lose their next 5 games and be 1 win 9 losses by mid season, then origin comes along
Will Seibold commit self-suicide?

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Broncos will beat the sharts and womanly shemales

>it's another Manly Lang Park home match episode

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Wtf you’re not kidding. Why is every game that week played at Suncorp?

makes the clubs a quick buck through the high attendance of people going to a double header

incel

Starting to regret not hooking up this blonde slut from the pub last night.

what a fucking loser

might go back to the chicken shop tonight. wish me luck lads

Got some fish cooking up ladies

is betting on the rabbitohs and dragons, dare I say, free money lads?

what a fucking legend

dumb /pol/cunt

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>trump
>facebook-tier pic

Jesus christ

hello my good sirs! fresh off the boat from aus/pol/ and /r/the_donald here, I hope you be an esteemed member of your rugby league discussion community

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>tripfags are all redditors
What a shocker

>danny/nightshift have the exact same views and defend each other
the tripfag narrative is collapsing

Why union isnt popular in asstrali@?

Imagine needing a username on an anonymous image board

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>nooooo this can't be happening........ I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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>incels amirite guise?

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we are actually getting stronger by the day

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>mfw this pozzbourne cuckstormer thinking this is r/nrl

who cares

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based

>we
You aren’t fooling anyone

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Fuck I hate living near a mission, they are going off their heads again

>not joining in

unironically looking forward to tonight chambers v mitchell

>channel 9 unironically talking up walker as an option for NSW

Tried the new Kit Kat ice cream last night lads. Very disappointing desu.

Ladbrokes offering $2 for Campbell Graham to score a try at anytime

All the branded icecreams are always shitty cash grabs. Just have a scoop of vanilla with a scoop of salted caramel/cookies and cream and sprinkle some milo on it

Sorry for shitting up the thread guys. I just can't control my temper when I see a pic of Trump

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Ladbrokes taking the poo

KEK

[x] incel

nice pic but Trump is the biggest israeli shill out there.

Will GI go with based Fox Sports or unbased 9?

>richo isnt going to use haas
It's like he WANTS to lose

Imagine how soaking wet lachlan lewis makes any girl he walks past

>so theres the kickoff to sunday footy
Jesus fuck Rabs really has gone senile

Souths threw like 3 suspiciously forward passes in that set

His brain probably just thinks '4pm footy? must be sunday'

just for you

>Anasta and Parker commentating

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Narrative for this game:
- Bulldogs make a surprise lead into half time so everyone cashes out their bets
- Rabbitohs win in the second half but only by 1-12 so everyone loses their 13+ bets

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Literally starts seconds after I post

Bless you all and praise the lord and savoir Adam Woods.

Allahu akbar

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Activate it

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Dogs run out of steam soon and Rabbitohs put on 50

FFFFFFFFFFF

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Hope you're all having fish for din dins lads

Shall be having a bowling club steak

What is a bowling club steak? Is that like a ball of meat or something?

>american_hockey_buzzer.mp3

>taking the poo
ogre

TAKING THE POO

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It's a steak you purchase at a bowling club

>taking the poo

>he didn’t Captain Cook

Taking the poo is the best because the thread gets busy for a minute and stems the misery and burden of being crushingly alone.

C O O K

>2 posts
>thread gets busy
kek

>I tipped Soufs

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>split webbing
oof

>kyle turner
More like Kyle Turner the ball overner

>coconut
More like dropanut

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same desu

Based Sammy making the game interesting.

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>“Xbox is better than Nintendo Wii”
>Burgess loses his shit

>trying to slow the play the ball but the ref stops the clock

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Lachlan “John Travolta” Lewis

>changing your line specifically to bomb a try
based obstruction runner

>(you)

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Based lachlan lewis taking the piss out of surgess

barry check the fuse box

>Thor Ragnarok
More like Bore Ragnarok

same here

Based Call me Kevin watcher

the okunbor meme is dead, ladies.

>Okunbor (5)

just like this sport, thread and poomunity.

long live /afl/.

Remember to filter all trippies lads

LELELELELE

OMG IM SO RUSTLED

WORDS ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN MAYK ME MAD AS HELL

LELELELELEL XDXDXDXD

You need Jesus but he's away for a couple of days.

Try to name one intelligent person with dreadlocks. That's right, you can't.

It's hard to be smart when you're high 24/7

""""""""strip""""""""

Richo, Danny, Nightshift. Ivan's unholy trinity.

>4 names
>trinity

Its a penaltyRabitohslmao episode

Found a 2013 /nrl/ thread where fany posted

are you fucking retarded? you must be, or maybe just really really new

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You've exposed yourself as a newcunt

Souths should go right side more

Holy fuck, you obviously do not get it. I refuse to explain it to you, you fucking retard.

based newfag debunking the myth

newcunt worked himself into a finna seethe

They call me the puppet master.

funny how one post from me can unsettle a whole thread

based editor cutting quickly so the camera doesn't linger on a shot of the whole stadium and expose the abysmal crowd

How can 34 people be so tired ladies? Theyre professional athletes arent they?

How was your flight? Are you staying put for a while?

>you now remember Fui Fui Moi Moi

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Lichaa is braindead

Are South's the whitest and lankiest team in the league?

now that GI is gone, yes

The whitest team will be the Perth Broncos est. 2020

>90 seconds to go
>down by 8
>puts up low percentage hail mary bomb

elitedogs

>linesmen
>ball boys
Can we get rid of this dinosaur yet?

>no points scored for the last 50 minutes of the game
>gee why is the game dying it must be jack de belin
greenberg needs to go lads

better go consult his daughter's friend on this matter

dingo at me baby ladies

[x] incel
[x] manlet
[x] shitskin
[x] minimum wage
[x] cricket fan

why are you describing yourself

tfw 3/5

found our freshcunt friend from earlier hiding out in /afl/

>tfw unironically sing Kerser songs in my head to make the time pass at work

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If you earn way less than minimum wage does it still count as earning minimum wage lads?

can't believe we may actually get a second friday night thread. so proud of my /nrl/ family

NO COLLUSION
NO OBSTRUCTION

We shan't as I will probably not watch the poorm poosters game

can somebody post the /nrl/ Slater pic

we are taking this bad boy to 1000, freshcunt.

cringe

just got exposed as a freshie, lads.

Explain how I was """"exposed""""?

freshcunt cazzie on seething exposed watch

Dear Annika,

You are the most wonderful thing that ever happened to me. These days, I am wondering how life would have been to me had I not met you in the first place. Indeed, each time my heart beats I hear your name An-nik-ka! An-nik-ka! Whenever I am awake, I cannot think about anything other than you. On the other hand, whenever I am asleep you take me to the sky as we fly hide and seek between the moving clouds. You seem to be the sole reason for my earthly existence nowadays.

As we part ways shortly like two birds from different lands headed to their homes after a short sojourn in a dreamy paradise, I cannot evade a green memory from my mind that would continue to disturb my sleep for the rest of my days. It was my first memory about you when you showed up before me under a peach tree in the serene college campus. It was love at first sight as I wondered if you were the heavenly cherub that descended upon the earth to sow seeds of love in my tender heart. My love for you nourished the seed you planted that in turn produced the most beautiful and fragrant flower ever. Gradually the flower became my heart that continues to pump love magically into your heart, wherever you are. Also, my heart has forgotten the technique of pumping blood to keep my cells active; instead I live by the exchange of love between our hearts.

I did not believe Keats (n.d) when he said beauty is truth; however, after seeing you I understood what Keats meant. Now I believe beauty alone is truth and everything else is false. My love for you is no puppy love as our match is made in heaven. You are mine as much as I am yours. As I move to Australia, my heart will beat your name and connect with your heart through magic waves powerful than any mobile signal.

My best wishes for successfully completing the Taiwan program and getting back to your place, Germany where I hope to meet you one day.

lmao he really is

that's what I thought you fucking moron

shameful samefagging

>each time my heart beats I hear your name An-nik-ka! An-nik-ka!

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@92175818
@92175827
the seethe is real

so what if I am seething freshcazzie

Keats's poem is about Platonic yearnings for a premature eternity, not some trivial love affair

oh, I thought it was prozzie user posting one of the countless emails he sent to her before she slapped an AVO on him...

I'm not really upset, just a bit bored between games so thought I'd start some shit in /nrl/

it's here

absolute state of this freshly minted seething cazzie damage control

>I was only pretending to be retarded
every time

samecunt aka ivan

once again my endgame is masked by people buying the Ivan is every poster and tripfag in this community narrative

Going for a walk lads

I would fuck the shit out of Ruan Sims. I wouldn't touch erin mol*n with my worst enemy's cock though.

do love thicc blonde women but not a ruan fan personally. you're right about molan though

Ruan looked sexy today.

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Got a friendly warning from a police officer that I shouldn't be propositioning women who post on gumtree looking for babysitter jobs

fell for the girls ass meme, lads. last night went in to eat some ass and it smelled like shit!

fucking hate women.

for me, it's being attracted to 2d pictures

I really like the smell of taxis, would love to get a gf who smelt like that

Ladbrokes offering $2.50 for the Storm to win

>Puke Queery

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This except unironically

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haven't seen a dinner pic from ivan in ages

think he might be dead

Are you talking about a new car type smell?

they don't sell that water he dranks anymore so he dehydrated

GUYS GUYS!!!

lego

>hamish the manchild hosting a lego show

cant believe this cunt has a wife and kids

Not going to respond to name fags

Basedboys: The TV Series

Yeah the /gayfl/

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Just be yourself lads

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just want to eat ass

>afLel style banner that the players run through
only in pozzbourne

>tfw too many boxes of steggles frozen nuggets

>cut down 300 trees to create huge banner that took 200 hours to make
>players who can't read run through it and destroy it
>it gets thrown into the bin

A womans ass isn’t a meme. You were never supposed to eat it. You fell for the porn propaganda. You only kiss the cheeks la. Stay away from the hole.

What kind of lover doesn't lick his misses arsehole.

>being homophobic in 2019

lib voting fuck

>Bitchtor Fagley

>lelddit spacing
>politics in a /nrl/ thread
Yep we gotta a freshcunt

cute!

no you are :3

The moment you lick her asshole she loses respect for you

t. freshcunt

politics has always been a part of au/sp/

any of you boys got the stream link?

He just can't STOP exposing himself lads

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on F2A mate

Yeah mate
kayosports.com.au

That was a forward pass. Based Steggles betting it all on Poosters.

kayosports.com.au/fixture/sport!league/series-premiership!1/fixture-melbourne-vs-sydney-roosters!7163

2019

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its no different from a woman sucking your dick or eating your ass. except for the part where you never had any respect for her in the first place lmao because only beta cucks respect women.

Fucking barry you cunt

will only eat fat chicks asses

I'm glassing the next cunt called Barry I meet. Fucking useless cunt.

based tupoo throwing it forwards backwards out of the hands

virgin

Here is my assessment of you. You are either an oldfag that keeps rehashing this meme of trying to call out others for being a freshie, or you are indeed a freshie. Someone always comes along every season and starts calling out everyone for being a freshie, so it's either legitimate freshies exposing themselves or it's some oldie that keeps bringing it back and making fools of us all.

>the state of will chambers

HE DIDN'T DENY IT

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>Two Thousand and Nineteen year of our Lord
>actually believing this

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>fatrell pisstchell
>good

pick one

OH NO NO NO

source?

will chambers get exposed again

Latrell unironically has a womans hips and ass
He thicc

Post of the thread. Re-read your post and laugh at your own post lad you earned it.

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your virginity is showing, kiddo. there is no possible way you can respect women as a group. yes, there are some very special women out there worth the world but i know for a fact that you have never known such a woman. and neither have i.

>taking the poo
just put my house on melbourne

dumb coconut

based suli with the retard play

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Will Chambers score a try tonight?

damn that thirsty little slut

imagine being a white girl and wanting to eat some abo ass...

Genuine question though, what kind of parent lets their kid wear those kind of pants that exist for adult women to show their body off

better than the GI 2 pointer for coon brain moments

the poorm refball will kick in soon, right?

You dumbfuck. I wasnt talking about the respecting women part. I was talking about the “its a same as a woman sucking your dick” part. Its clearly nothing like it and you wouldnt know this because you’re a virgin

I saw a legit 13 or 14 year old wearing see through pink leggings and I could see her black panties clear as day, she was with her legendary father.

You're not wrong mate, I actually think it was an elite strategy if he could keep hit studs down and avoid the penalty
He made the line break after all

>pedo recalling some kid wearing leggings and seeing her panties

i mentioned a woman eating man ass, you illiterate PPSB. not that you would know what that feels like, virgin.

>when poosters win I'll be 3/3
Feels good lads

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That wasn't her father ;)

>panties
>not a thong

he needs to sort his shit out

>>I was only pretending to be retarded
nice /r/Yea Forums meme

nice, same

My sister lets her (young) daughter walk around in some real slutwear sometimes
I don't judge though because as I mentioned earlier, for me it's 2D images

night shit confirmed to have small pee pee

You got exposed and now you’re trying to backtrack to save face. AND you didnt deny being a virgin

Based paid refs babying cronk since he went to the poosters

>it's a poorm milk penaltys all night episode

so horny, lads.

any of you want to paypal me some money so i can go to the brothel?

HE DROPPED IT 100%

How many times does a referee allow a peem to be offside before you say it's a professional foul and send somebody to the bin? That's 3 penalties for the same thing in less than 5 minutes

>train all week to milk penalties
>forget to train on catching ball and scoring try
oh well :3

Feeling a very muscular & elite Tedesco (c) 180 tonight.

P O O S T E R S
THATS NOT
THATS NOT
THATS NOT MY PEEEEEEEEEM

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new thread when

lmaoing @ onionss on facebook urging people to enrol to vote

But will have a total meltdown that no one voted for the greens or their shite fringe lefty party

>"enrol to vote now guiz!!!... but vote for my preferred party"

yeah we need a new bread lads KappaPride

>need to buy a new beard trimmer
>jbhifi sends me an extra discount code
Based jb

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No one make a new thread we’re getting this to based 1000

Everyone stay here when some freshie makes a new thread kek

we're aiming for 1000 freshie keep up

no point making new bread it will be autosaged in minutes anyway

Based seagulls obstructing the cameras every second of this game

New thread lads

freshcunt casual seething because nobody want to move to his new precious bread top fucking kek

i enrolled because when i was 18 i was excited to vote. i thought my vote would count, that there was something you could believe in. now in my thirties, i realise how rigged and fucked the whole system is, i don't even bother going to get my named marked off now.

if i was 18 now with the access to information zoomers have, i wouldn't enrol. something needs to change and it won't happen until the politicians and the system really get the message that everyone is fed up with their bullshit.

>killing gronk
Based poorm

nice blog

this thread now on based ASIO watchlist watch

>cronk
More like Grognak

Can someone poost the pic of Cronk getting hit by the mascot

>wtf why doesn't my vote have a direct impact in a population of 25 million
>politics should govern just for meeeeee

thanks for reading. don't forget to like and subscribe.

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why do they call it 'your vote' if it isn't for you. stupid cunt.

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I've got the webm but can't find it cause I don't sort any of my shit

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>literally not even trying to tackle him
How much money did the poorm put on the poosters?

based mitch lads

poorm are done

they finally come up against a proper team and they shit the bed

no amount of refball can save them now

poorm EXPOOSED

>0-20
P O O R M ARE FUCKING FINISHED

>Turdis Scatt absolutely embarrassing himself in his supposed "Origin audition"

OH NO NO NO NO NO

I dont care if you have to go through 200 files youre finding that webm lad

I want a seagull to get nailed by the ball lads

tfw barry will never check the fuse box

I wanna nail a seagull

don't mind my multibet going to shit if it means melbourne lose tbqh

Pozzbourne

seagulls what me and my mates call a young bird who is just fiendin for it

Seagull you fly across the horizon
Into the misty morning sun

You owe me a succ

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lol

come to jesmond

Karma

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>old mate double parked in the background
kek

KEK

K E K

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Based lad. I’ve saved it and will post this in multiple threads in your honour. I laugh every time I watch it

This is the other pic that makes me laugh. Both from the same game btw. A true classic finals game

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Stupid fucking poosters

POORM TAKING THE POO

trn JEW Iqoy
Kek

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>that baldspot on thaiday
grim

i remember the first time you posted this years ago

BASED

>us

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it's obviously making fun of cooking shows

Watching LOTR lads it helps with my virginity pains

The only ch9 show I shall be watching is talking about your gen with based shaun micallef lads

Would

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trip on richo

Fuck off Richo you disgusting cunt

Would
Double would

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Pozzbournes ONLY try came off a 5m forward pass

Keg

KEG

K E G

Sally Bowrey or Angie Asimus, what say you lads?

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That's an acceptable level of chub

God bless redfern lads

She would be wild in the sack, I'm just guessing because I'm a virgin it just looks like it

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Just saw the same maccas and Telstra ads twice in one half time break ladies

tfw use to hang around redfern after uni

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fuck me, that's why I drive 2 hours to penrith, the brothels are full of these chicks

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/nrl/ non-virgin analysis:
- eyes of a meth addict (low sex drive)
- looks large and slow
- wearing emo shit like a 12 year old (probable mental disorder)
- satanic symbols (probably owns a ouija board and communicates with the deceased)
- flat as an ironing board
- greasy hair

/nrl/ analysis:
not wild in the sack, probable meth addict

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Thank you for your service

brown on brown fire

>no injuries
disappointed

Based usyd lad. I’m there atm

not sure that is actually a woman

>ohh better hold on to him extra long so defense line can get sorted
>get penalty
>opposition gains 30 meters because of it
Never got that lad

Fucking milking poorm don't refs know better?
Fucking diveball poorm

>would have scored if he hadn't stopped moving to look for an offload he didn't need
Kapoopee

Gee I wonder why a team would prioritise their defensive line over field position..

>haven't jerked off for a week
>ache clearing up
>not depressed when I go to sleep
>waking up and have energy
The memes were real lads

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FOR FUCK SAKE
POORM ARE THE WORST TEAM
MILKING CHEATING CUNTS

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>no goth /nrl/ gf

Fuck she looks like the perfect innocent housewife type

White “people” BT F O
T
F
O

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Nice crowd

>its an undeserving pozzbourne gets refablled to victory episode

Mitchell is a fucking shitcunt. Scores tries everynow and then MAJORITY of the time, gives away penalties and fucks up defences line and gives away tries

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why isnt poomeron poomith kicking?

>all Pozzbourne cuckstormers look batshit insane
>one Sydney couple looks heterosexual and healthy

Threw his hip

Abos m8 13% of the tries and try assists, 50% of the missed tackles, penalties and errors.

DESPITE BEING ONLY 2% OF THE POPULATION

Good observation

if you are going to reply to a post, do it properly, you utter faggot.

you have been warned.

>"This has all been orchestrated by Cameron Smith"
don't you mean the NRL billy

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Make me

That looks like a good place for making love without permission

>tfw i’m going to get the 77777 get
What should I post when I get it?

Penalty Melbourne

tranny porn

damn nic naitanui is huge

JOEY JOHNS IS GONNA SAY IT..

I dont have any though

Go get some from /gif/ it's full of it

Keary HEEM'd

FARK He ded F

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giggity giggity dude has gotten OLD

Melbourne forward pass: Backwards
Roosters forward pass: forward

Based more of it lads

anyone else see the dude in the Newtown jersey in the crowd? damn

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"Too early for a field goal" is the most retarded argument ever

For me, it's putting the chips on your maccas burgee

pozzbourne hipster no doubt

I don't like burgers I only like nuggies

B
I
F
F

FUCK YES BIFF

bring bag teh biff:DDDDDDDD

It wasn't the tackle, it was the driving the knee into his head after

>smith having a giggle
He is a based gay lads?

Who will the refs decide who wins lads

he reminds me a lot of pierce brosnan with the porker wife as well

>lara croft
More like miss the field goal croft

>taking the none

would love to smell Smith's wife's braps

I'd like to get close enough to a girl to even get a hint of her scent

CRONK MORE LIKE FUCKWIT

>pooper plonk

C R O N K

Yikes

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We going golden shower point lads

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>petrol tanks
ABSOLUTELY AUSTRALIAN

Daly reminder in a goldlel point scenario all punters lose their money

Good. Fuck degenerate gamblers.

who are you placing your bets with lad

Gonna grab a golden gaytime out of the freezer for golden point lads

I didn’t put a bet on this game because I always gamble responsibly

Golden point SC stat padding time ladies

>fug degenerdes :DDDDDDDD
I am so fucking sick of /pol/ Markers.

nice wish i had one right now

Yea Forums pooster spotted lads

>you now remember Pozzbournes first try