RED SOX V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Eovaldi V Happ

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BOS:
1. Mookie Betts RF
2. Xander Bogaerts SS
3. J.D. Martinez LF
4. Steve Pearce 1B
5. Mitch Moreland DH
6. Dustin Pedroia 2B
7. Rafael Devers 3B
8. Christian Vazquez C
9. Jackie Bradley Jr. CF

NYY:
1. Brett Gardner CF
2. Aaron Judge RF
3. Luke Voit 1B
4. Gleyber Torres SS
5. DJ LeMahieu 2B
6. Clint Frazier DH
7. Mike Tauchman LF
8. Gio Urshela 3B
9. Austin Romine C

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T H I CK
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T H I C K

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First for The Dude

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Too early, I'm still at work

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these start ttimes discriminated against those us honest posters who feebly can't stand up to our strong women bosses that made us stay late doing tableaus

reminder this mentally ill retard made a thread monday because he had to be the one to make the game threads lmfao

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i don't care about this kind of thing

I don't mind, he's just hype

what if to make it fair mlb made it so you had to do your own tommy john surgery yourself

Gotta watch the game on NESN go cuz work. Not happy about this.

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idea the game isn't on nesn

It's on NESN+

ok keep making rekless posts like this without any evidence

Bully

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just use r/mlbstreams

more importantly than any stupid nesn discussion: why does mookie LIKE losing

>mook the spook

Over/under 2 innings before we smack Eovaldi out of the game? i'll take the under

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Traffic on the I-9 was awful getting home

over, the sox are long overdue for a cy young shutdown from one of their pitchers and eovaldi also is supposed to own us

stream fartshd.ml

8 innings, 12 strikeouts, 0 ER, 3 H, 2 BB

is that good?

baseball's on RIGHT NOW

Checks in the mail ump

i will literally sign off on mookie's dumb ass $400 million dollar extension if he runs out just ONE ground ball this year

BETTS SUCKS TRADE HIS ASS

okay..

Estrada to the 10-Day IL, per Bay Area Sports.

>"us"
Imagine being an user posting on Yea Forums unironically believing you actually are the Yankees.

good dinger

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OMFG

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Hahaha JD Martinez coming for that yankee bitch ass

well i am a yankee

kys red cuck fan

get fucked stankee scum

Keep em coming

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smart to incorporate gold swings in baseball imo since they're able to hit much smaller balls

Happ really isn't the ace he was for us late last year. He's a mediocre backend starter at best

my posts

How does it feel that your best pitcher is literally david price

wtf

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eh he was really good for very long last year so he had to come back to earth at some point

david price world series champion who holds ALL the cards not just the aces

If kersaw didn't choke you wouldn't have won

good hustle mookie

Eovaldi sucks man

Why is dudge soooo bad?

so that means they still would've won

looolll

actually he pitched really well in that one game they lost in the world series

>watching two sub five hundred teams race to the bottom
nah ill wait to watch some actual good teams thanks tho

thanks for stopping by

appreciate the sentiment

red sox have officially WON the first inning

HE'S BACK

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Tigers on btw if you guys wanna watch that.

Don't look now, but Miguel cabrera just hit an RBI double, fielded by Josh Bell

emoji shrug has been mentioned

one game down 18 to go. This doesn't even seem like a rivalry anymore. Need another 18inner

i was at sullys castle island and it was really windy and a wrapper covered in grease flew and hit a peanut in the face lol

why did they dfa swihart and keep pedroia

Tiger Woods has won the Master's

>wrapper covered in grease
rude thing to called an italian american

holy SHidf

In play, Out(s)

this happens a lot when we play the Red Sox. I wonder if maybe they just suck?

Mike won the book over Kay

OMFG

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Welp this game is over

I really hate Happ, always have

god damn happ regressed hard

>Jew York
Get fucked

I understand that injuries gutted the batting order but it's hard to look at our rotation and not wonder how the fuck Cashman expected this to work. Happ is just not good.

The Jews tend to support the Mets. Yankees get the Cubans/Puerto Ricans.

>me
>see vaz get up to bat with man on first
>assume double play
>get up and get dinner
>think while getting dinner
>vaz already has a few HR on the season (more than usual already) if he can keep this up he might just be a GOOD catching
>come back
>look at score
>vaz actually did it

WOWO

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Overpaid and Overpriced. He'll have one good game this season where he throws a no hitter or something and everybody will be saying that he was due

swihart stupid diva while pedroia loyalty and honestly of throwing team under bus

Lets go Eovaldi! Strike 'em out!

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why'd they put pedroia in the lineup if they were just gonna take him out again

peanuts suck

I can't think of a player who embodies his team's fanbase more than Pedroia. Cowardly little bald manlet who's actually pretty good.

how much do you guys wanna bet happ's tipping but rothschild won't spot it until november

>I can't think of a player who embodies his team's fanbase more than Pedroia. Cowardly little bald manlet who's actually pretty good.

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPP-ENING

wait yes it can he's not that good

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Wouldn't surprise me, apparently Paxton was tipping and he figured it out just by watching his own game film with 0 input from rothschild

>George Steinbrenner
Right

wait until the Beltran report

>the team is owned by jews so the fans must be jews
By this logic, literally half of all basketball/football fans are jews

This yankee team is worse than 9/11

stop posting

Yankee and Mets fans are literally the same people. You faggots bandwagon whichever team is doing well, and you most likely don’t even live in the Northeast. Judging by the average Yea Forums Yankeecuck, you’re from Texas.

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how's the marathon game go for u guys

he big mad

1-9 buy OOTP out of the park baseball 20
0 DONT buy anything

close, Paxton improved his delivery mechanics by watching his own film; Beltran was the one who told him he was tipping

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how'd the marathon game go for u guys

I heard this guy that looked like Chris davis launched a bomb at fenway park. true?

i think that one user died at game havent heard from him since rip

Jew's live in Queens and Brooklyn

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dookie farts

>yankees suck
>suddenly lots of people interested in the mets in new pork

hmmmm

How’d 9/11 go for you guys?

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>getting btfo by the sux
well that's embarrassing

as well as the UWS, UES, LES, and now downtown. Wait until they start buying buildings in SI.

Remember when that one pitcher hated playing for the Yankees so much, he flew his own plane into a skyscraper?

how was the marathon game for u guys

herd orioles won but that couldnt be the case

Honestly cannot stand to watch this yankee team. Now that Cano is back in the city, rooting for the Mets is a no brainer.

remy NOT impressed by cheetahs

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yankees have lost more series to the orioles than the red sox have this year

me on the left after 2nd dinner

It’s time to unleash Luis Cessa.

faggot ass redsox twitter got me banned for tweeting my catchy nicknames for their pitchers at them. no matter, I’ve got like six sock accounts left

herd 8 orioles

1 red soc

heard eovaldi = faggot

Nathan “Going Baldy” Eovaldi

bald is beautiful idiot

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what are you so angry about

alex speier is an IDIOT

wtf is wrong with those stupid buildings

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give me one good reason to switch over to the nesn broadcast instead of grabbing under bed for my suicide mask

my data

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analytics show this post is wrong and stupid

Eovaldi didn't even pitch particularly well, our batting approach just fucking sucks now. So many first pitch swings then stupid takes looking. Happ was not good either (to his standards) but the difference is essentially one swing by Vazquez

now post the i don't care one

Run the numbers again

is that newburyport

so smart he knows he cant manage anybody what do u know

Jesus, Kay's kids look like Peter's spawn

Isn't Kay like 65 or something
Why does he have 5 year olds?

i know this is pasta but im autistic so i have to defend myself
the yankees are off tonight and i have nothing better to do than watch the sox and shitpost.
i usually never come to these threads.
ok thanks.

braintree post office

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is this one newburyport

underrated classic only old f*gs remember

i don't care about any of that. i actually have a job and don't spend my evenings literally fucking talking to myself and being off-topic and thinking it's cute when you're a fucking 30-year-old loser who most likely has never seen a vagina

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>want to watch Yankees baseball and relax
>police come and take my sister to the hospital after my mom and other family members are scared she might harm her kids
>she is showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia after her son told her his dad touched his penis
>don't know what's going to happen to my nephews
>Happ is pitching and for a moment I'm life is normal

I'm sorry I posted this. I don't have any friends and I'm scared as shit

thanks

based gronk

Fuck you, Michael

red sox have DEATH in their middle infield

yes

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i would be so embarraased if i just did that in front of everybody

>gronk bunting with the 6 lombardi trophy
BASED

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yo

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what an idiot!!!!!!

i wish i wasn't so scared of the big city i would go every day

What level IQ play was this

>virgin yankee bending over for the chad devers

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im drunk. was that fucking gronk?! i saw the bump but it didn't register who it was .

FUCK MICHAEL KAY
FUCK MICHAEL KAY

>classic Yea Forums
never change you beautiful bastards

>durr sportscenter top 10 plays here I come

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yes

yes

yes

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ok stop giving me (you)s

actually yes

How the fuck do you have 24 by this point of the season?

is that jamal webster

they give numbers at start of season

>nunez

idiot

no

oh it's time for collapse already?

Nice catch

i remember when Nunez was going to be Derek Jeter

me on the left, you idiots on the right

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ok

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me on the far right

That defense looked a lot of Jeter

playing this big deal final fantasy X game everyones talking about and it's freaking NOTHING like quake or out of the park MLB the show

eovaldi's gonna mirror what paxton did yesterday in this situation, it's destiny

jeter owned by basement loser

sounds stupid and dumb game for girls

nice prediciton jack ass

final fantasy XXX BBW

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any1 want to g2 kowloon

Nice

wish you'd just stick to your diet

nope i need to eat a few times a week

>boone hypnotising yankees trying to convince them they are bums

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I want to go to pete blue bird not some immigrant coon place

>swinging at ball 4 and not swinging at 2 meatballs
yep he sucks again

>you must adopt black children like me and my wife's sons

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ok bring me home steak

loool get knockked down idiot

haha coward

drama queen

FUCKING NICE

What a gay

Then he gets PEARCED

oh my GOD

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everyone teleporting

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How long until Arod is in the booth full time?

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racist

why doesn't mookie care about getting hits and stuff this year

He's too big for YES

mookie give up after winning world series and mvp? there's nothing else left

thanks

how long until he is managing in the dugout?

I mean either he or CC could go for kenny's job if they wanted to, and they'd both be great, but I'm not sure ARod would want to go from a national to a regional network

someone tell the peanut upstairs down the hall to turn down bass

mookie wife have baby and stop sex and depression so mookie has to stay awake and care for child 24/7 seven all off season instead of practice baseball

Sox

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quck inning please

too busy caring for his new born baby all day

Checking in from Tampa.

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I think CC would be a better manager and YES would give him a full time gig to fuck random chicks on the road.

thanks for stealing my in depth reporting journalism for your dumb click bait style posts

this post needs 100 replies or i kill self

wonder how ARod would handle this situation given what he's saying right now if he was the manager

I’m gunna be pissed if pitchers stop beaning hitters for bat flips. I’m all for allowing bat flips, but prepare yourself to get thrown at. No need to hit them in the head, but a nice 90mph fastball at the back to put them in their place.

bless these sox!!!

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first

let the kids play grandpa

i want to marry yuno

to bean a hitter is to hit them in the head tho

He'd probably be pissed. Nobody other than a mouthpiece like Boone will ever manage again. Look at Buck. I really don't like how baseball has changed like this over the past 10 years.

anyone want to play anno 1800

>GET IT CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD
>DID IT CAUSE I SAID I WOULD

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YANKEEFAGS KEKED BY THE CHAD SOX FAN. HOW CAN KIKEEFAGS COMPETE

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when i was younger going to pirate one of the anno games 2142 or something i dont know only until i find out, they have really bad DRM on the game

at that point i REFUSE to pirate and refuse to ever touch another one every again

keep your politics out of my thread please

i literally don't care about you enough to throw anything at my screen alex

GET THIS FUCKING CLOWN OFF MY TV

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The future ones are gay as shit though. I'm happy you skipped it.

shes taken

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shut the HECK up arod we know you wanted to be a red sock it DOESNT MATTER GET OFF MY TV YOU FUCKING BUM

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is this game on ESPN too or something

MY yuno

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its technically semantics but ok
yeah by the angel of death

angered easily

i dont expect londoners to care about baseball tbqh with you joe like i dont care if cricket player come here

>warming up holder
boone has literally no brain cells

SHUT UP

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you think a rod ever liked to cross dress

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Get your own!

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he wear his wifes clothes and compared their butts

now show the dinger he hit off of him

Impregnating Yuno!

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>Robert Kraft Naked Spa Video to Be Released, Prosecutors Say

will /nesn/ analyze the derivatives

wtf is this real

wouldnt be first asian massage parlour video i saw that day

they should call the retard list the yankee list lol

SIT DOWN fatASS

yes my dad took that picture i have a dad unlike deaddad user

Umpball
Not the first time today

roid rage

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shes already carrying my seed!

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had to take my dad to hospital yesterday

my wife

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anime? no way

i thought you guys said eovaldi sucked

mine!

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fag

THAT'S OUTSIDE YOU DUMB FUCK

Eovaldi didn't even pitch particularly well, our batting approach just fucking sucks now. So many first pitch swings then stupid takes looking. Happ was not good either (to his standards) but the difference is essentially one swing by Vazquez

my wife and gf

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this is an anime board you flyover hick

He trashes the Yankees but is shit against everyone else outside reliving in the playoffs

not me man

My wife and my soulmate

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>sox fans are yandere fans
still hate your team but you guys are alright

my wife and bff

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lmfao nice fielding.............
JK

lol yankees? more like not good at fielding

i don't think it is possible to not like yuno

here comes kahnle to give up a 3 run bomb
that'd probably be a pretty hard name to market

>all this gay anime crap
cringe

homovan fag lol

My gangsta bitch and my homie

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LIGHTNING speed expert

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OMFG what if they changed their name to that

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unless you're a fag

my daughteru

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what a stupid hat I have same hat but instead of postseason badge it has a gold WORLD SERIES badge

my honorary aryanfu

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being gay is good retards

>1083
geez how many pics do you have?

my mom

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are yankee threads always filled with gay anime or jsut this one

sorry still caught up thinking about that exhilarating ALDS series

over 9000

It's the Red Cux fans

LMAO

no these are sox fans

they alright tho
she's pretty powerful definitely

my sister

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This is a Red Sox Mets thread

left ball lower than right red sox fans
yankees fans right ball lower than left

homosexual dying of aids has posted

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my auntwife

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i saw this post

isn't the best facet of the red sox this year actually the bullpen?

the anime losers post nothing like red sock posters

analysist poster has posted

Cant wait for frasier to replace gardner desu

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>work man
>he doesn’t work

my 2nd cousin

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LOL

This might be the worst game thread I have ever seen on this board

just have to get past urshela

>aaron judge
>he doesn’t preside over disputes

my boss at work

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Lol no

this is my first game sorry

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nice swing!

The Raysies gonna bootyblast both these shit grandpa teams

work MAN
BLOWS the game

t. butmad anime hating Yankee fan

the true essence of the nesn in understanding the empty bottom half of this image

>aaron judge
>he's actually a really big red sox fan

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>tauchman
>urshela
>romine
>gardner

JUST

my posts on bottom

NYY101 ethics and morality of watching anime get r*ped

wtf THROW STRIKES

unbased and low iq'd yankee poster detected

>no THROW STRIKES guy
>no Dean Anna
>no puerto rico jokes
>no going yard
i forgot all the other memes because baseball disappears for me until june

wheres throw strikes poster

it's fucking brutal

G(ardner)RAND SLAM INCOMING

dead i hope

that image was made before puerto rico and wow ever happened

my mistress

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>walking tauchman and romine
what did he mean by this?

but why

i'm bitter loser failure so i wish badly for other's

>G. Rand
is that like Ayn Rand

the only author you know

BRAISER

where's thornburg

my teacher

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the only book you ever read in this pic

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ok putting everything aside what the FUCK is up with that pitch call

gay

WITNESS ME

hehe

TRUE GRIT

GRITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

GRIT GRIT GRIT GRIT GRIT GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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me david price shaking my own head

WHERES THORNBURG

me rn

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GRIIITTTTR

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G A R D Y Y A R D Y
A
R
D
Y

Y
A
R
D
Y

genius new manager after i fire cora

GARDY GOES YARDY

GET FUCKED
GARDENED

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This is flat-out embarrassing.

BASED

wtf you cant do that think about puerto rico

Gardy goes yardy! It's a Gardy Party! Gardner plants one in the right field bleachers!

i want to DFA who ever called that pitch there is simply NO WAY you just go ok got him two sliders now blow him away ha ha he'll never see it coming it's the most obvious thing anyone ever thought off

lol it was the same fag who told Sanchez to get the F back in the box

Seriously, how and when did the Yankees become the less hateable team of these two?

does anybody remember how that ended

currently ends with that fag giving up a salami

omfg judge freakin owned how will the yankees ever recover

this team is finding every possible way to lose

this season is over, zero spark, zero heart, sitting back on their laurels and taking it in the ass

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This ump has been horseshit all game

interesting new theories on time and space provided by enlightened intellectual capital of the world new york city

how about throw fastball down the middle

2017 when the homegrown boys got their positions

eeeeeaaaAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The dodgers didn't choke, they were severely outmatched last year. Anyone paying attention throughout the season knew they didn't have a chance. They were much better in 2017 but even then didn't choke, they were just beaten by a better team. It's not choking if the other team is better.

seething

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hello redsox posters
hello gardner haters
thank you for apologizing

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>Dubs
>11
This post is holy.

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Gardy hittin another you clam eating fag

always unsettling how faked the cooler looked in this picture

yeah they took 20 innings to beat boston's B team; the red sox were not losing that series
I'd rather be in you guys' situation, at least you have your chip

>baby porch home runs

Gardner killed the anime posters

thanks for share analysizing very enlightening this discourse in my thread :)

>the absolute state of the Red Sox bullpen

Brett Gardner for Mookie Betts who says no?

idea: dfa mookie, bring back Swihart

cooldowns from posting yes gardy posts and image posts prevented them from posting some anime momentarily

imagine thinking that veteran Brett Gardner didn't deserve another season with this team

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gooooooooo sox!

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enraged

is that real

Sure buddy

ok kind of weird russian tactic to try to convinced a bunch of autist rain mans who did every red sox thread and remembered every single post in each thread that red sox fans post some pink hair anime all the time

you're a pretty funny guy you know that

imagine having a normal sized right field because that grand slam would not have happened in 29/30 major league parks

my everything

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can't imagine

funny how

try scoreing

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the guest team is also allowed to use the short porch

moreland do soemthjing and i buy everyone pete blue bird and dairy witch

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moreland do something and i cancel that poster credit card so every one stick to his diet

Sterling's call:

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seething

le strikeout babe man

*pays by cashier's check*

don't click virus

peanut tactics

and your friend

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ok ty i didnt click to hear some gay boomer scream grandy man can or something lol

I would unironically pay for a Yea Forums pass that filters anime faggots

really good idea for retirement home manlet to FORCE his way into game disrupting lineup so that instead of devers here (gives red sox a chance) there's a nunez here (doesn't)

nunez do soemthjing and i buy everyone pete blue bird and dairy witch

WEEI just announced Dustin Pedrioa, season over. Torn meniscus. Surgery tomorrow.

That was intense

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Nunez a Yankee at heart

dombrowski googling 'how to reverse dfa' as we posting

>JD Martinez batting .352
>only person on the team batting over .300
he's gonna opt out isnt he

>season over
and career

my imouto

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Bad at baseball, he must be LOL

dumb ass in two years they'll do this whole thing again for some stupid reason the idiot gnome has black mail dirt on ownership he knows the ENTIRE yacht story

anyone see this

wow 56 posts for 1/3rd of an inning

east coast shitposts hard

aight funny man

funny how

>he knows the ENTIRE yacht story
funny i met John Henry and Ben Cherington the day that news broke in Tallahassee Florida. They were down there "scouting" a college tournament at FSU.

Why are weebsox fans allowed to post?

looking for more victims

you made me laugh

you're alright buddy

respond

alright how i know this is pasta but im autistic so i have to defend myself
the yankees are off tonight and i have nothing better to do than watch the sox and shitpost.
i usually never come to these threads.
ok thanks.

why is hembree only good when nothing matters

The only reason Boston lost that one game was because of a fucking bobble by Kinsler. Dodgers should have been swept.

don't hide behind your pastas :(

you're hurting my feelings

Get the GUN

did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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its' for my own self

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so based

LMAO

just peeled a bunch of dead skin off arms

is that tiger woods

Sounds pretty based desu

Doesn’t get more Boston then this haha *crack sip*

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Chapman coming in to face Devers (.266), Vazquez (.205), and Bradley (.151).

Good night, everyone. When does the Patriots season begin?

nothing ever matters

post your feet this instant you wont' you pussy

alright how i know this is pasta but im autistic so i have to defend myself
the yankees are off tonight and i have nothing better to do than watch the sox and shitpost.
i usually never come to these threads.
ok thanks.

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watch he'll walk all of those guys

I love this pasta.

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>he'll walk all of those guys
>Devers hump-back liner to short

No you.

you're no taller thn 5'8

And the Yankees are one out away.

who cares losing is good

going to start my red sock rebuild in ootp 20

who is the first person to DFA

mookie

first you get as many prospects as you can for mookie RIGHT NOW

YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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THAAAAAAAAA

YANKEES

WIN!!!

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jbj

im building team around mookie and his family

THEEEEEEEEEE
YAAAAAAANKEES
WIIIIIN!!!!!!!

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PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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sign xander dad

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ok fine delay rebuild 13 years

gg game over bed time now night night congrats on stankees for their first home series win of the season

This team is totally lost

Fire Dana Lavangie

Who cares. Celts won.

Yankees win! THAAAAA Yankees win!

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PROMOTE lavangie FIRE cora

very feminine feet

>promote the man orchestrating the worst pitching in baseball

kys irl

>bruins won
>celtics won
this is it, the year every new england team wins it all

>cuckston cuck sox
lmao

lavangie wanted to do new plans and strategies this offseason- where was cora? HANDING OUT BOXES in PUERTO RICO

lavangei this spring training wanted to work on the pitching- but where was cora? VISITING SENATORS campainged for PUERTO RICO

lavangie, the saint, who wants whats best for everyone- what does cora want? do the red SOX play in PUERTO RICO???

How's the Knicks doing, Jew York?

Seething

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Too pure

>caring about apehoop

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>new strategies for a team that won 108 games

Yeah, which is why he needs to be fired

You don't fuck with a winning system and you are an idiot

no game until friday

actually te not fucking is why youre hating women

tomorrow i got antique shopping all day

>How's the Knicks doing, Jew York?

I'm born, raised, and currently living in Queens for 24 years. In absolute honesty, I couldn't name one Knicks player. I just looked up the roster. I don't recognize one player. Yes, I couldn't care less about afroball.

buy me chair

sorry they didnt make old chairs to support such weight

last time i went to the doctor she weighed me and said "wow! perfect weight!" so maybe you should SHUT your ignorant mouth

that sentence made no sense whatsoever, don't project your incel virginity on the rest of us

idiot

RETART

did she tell you open your mouth and say oink lol

LOL

she told me im perfect unlike some people

tonight episode in which the poster reveals neglectful parents didn't bring him for check up ever since he was seven years of old

so what poster are you gonna design for this series?

vision i want a bucnh of 250 pound black BBW women with big nails putting tongues out

did a new wave of 15 year olds come in this season after the WS win?

anyone want to play rainbow six siege by tom clancy

they only posted for this series

2017 oldposter has posted

me considering if i want to buy ootp or pretend i bought it dont need red sock letting me down in reality and fantasy

sounds gay (bad)

um gay is good idiot

SNEED
FEED
AND
SEED
CHUCK
FUCK
AND
SUCK

GENIOUS

G I A N C A R L O

NON SI PUĂ’ S T O P A R L O

A S T A N T O N I A N HOMERUN

(In the same cadence as Sterling's Stanton HR call)

M A R A R A K O V I T S

MAKES MY C O C K A' T W I T C H

MEREDITH M I L K T R U C K JUST ARRIVE

i like guerin

keep going

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But yes won't ever post that. You'd have better luck with 2017 Meredith

actually, i'm currently busy thinking about the politics of theatre

>actually, i'm currently busy thinking

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GOOD POST if youre yankes fan its the first i ever saw by your type

Hazel Mae is the only correct choice

Also why are yankee girls always so busted

I'm thinking about Sneed

GOOD post

yankees dont have fans

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>I'm thinking
IDIOT

lol wow nice reference such an oldposter

r*pe when it happens to cartoon drawings is ok because it's not ar eal person

why are you always so desperate to prove yourself?

Are these threads literally your entire life?

lol wow nice response such an owned post

LOL

You pretend you aren't a pink hat but I remember when you first started posting, you must be getting close to 18 now

ok time to make a not despearte for approval post

---

any other OLD F*GS

__REMEMBER___

NOMAR?

>the state of these two posts
lol

remembering october 2017 oldpster has psted

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just that time to set clock for when meta posting idiot makes evaluating state of thread post

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2013 was your first WS wasn't it

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l ooooool only idiots' weren't in the epic Yea Forumsthread 2007 LMARO

oh no, so you missed breaking the curse didn't you

me left
two other posters remaining right

lol

i didn't make a single post during the whole 2004 season

did a new wave of 15 year olds come in this season after the WS win?

why are you always so desperate to prove yourself?

Are these threads literally your entire life?

You pretend you aren't a pink hat but I remember when you first started posting, you must be getting close to 18 now

i know this is pasta but i'm austistic so i have to defend myself

and I bet you had to go look up the year Yea Forums was launched just now haha

unforutnately i dind't

me too busy managing 2020 red sox cum squad to reply

ALDS game 3 when trot nixon hits walk off home run in the bottom of 11th

im 14 years old at first gfs house (illegal mexican) in her parents room while she wears her moms lingerie. not paying attention to her at all just watching game then nixon hits home run I jump out of bed and yell and cheer

finally a good post

14 year old me in 2003 spat on by a grown man after the boone homer

good times

i had many good posts tonight not that an idiot like you can read...

FINALLY good post

did you cry

there is no crying in baseball IDIOT

yeah but hwne u left and thought about it did u cry

>Sale: This is flat-out embarrassing for my family, for my team, for our fans.
sale preparing to commit sodoku i will miss him i will remember him for hwne he tried to murder manny machado

saving this post

it'll free up some money on the roster

idiot

Based thornberg poster

from che hsuan lin to daniel nava to tyler thornburg: a red sox study

apologize

>scrappy gym rat grand slam to win it
Nice