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They archived it at 230 posts lmao
Gay
Yuros shitposting about Man City losing despite scoring more off the basis of home goals
Thats the gayest thing I ever heard
>tfw this thread will probably die a quick death
This is Johnny Hekker, the punter for the Los Angeles Rams. He is 6’5” 241 pounds and could murder a man by kicking him in the testicles. Say something nice about him.
Rams super bowl MVP
>Rob Gronkowski dented the Lombardi Trophy bunting a Julian Edelman pitch
Baste
>Tom Brady and the reigning Super Bowl champion New England Patriots will open their 2019 regular season with a Sunday-night matchup at home against Ben Roethlisberger and the Pittsburgh Steelers, according to multiple reports.
SOON
Didn't the Patriots score all of 10 points and lose the last time they played the Steelers? Lmao
Where was that game, can you remind me?
Also how did your division hold up in the playoffs?
Why is the NFC in inferior conference every year?
>implying brady another year closer to the gravestone and no gronk means their points will go up
your "team" will be lucky to score a field goal
Here in KC they’re saying it will be Chiefs-Pats. Also how did the chiefs end up playing in Foxboro three years straight?
Imagine being this sensitive over losing a single game to the Steelers lmfao
>T-The game was in P-P-Pissburg tho so it doesn't c-count
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
it won't be kc/pats week one. THey already did that two years ago so they won't do it again. THe league does home for three years on, three years off. it's fucking retarded. So if the chiefs/pats play in 2020/2021/2022 it will all be in kc
>it's real
The madman
According to the leaks I've seen on Twitter the Chiefs play @ NE in week 14
Should be a good late season snow game
I drew superbowl 54
30 more minutes
Nice user!
>Rams Brown on SNF
Really gets my noggin jogging.
>Cole Croston: My first thought was if it’s Rob and he’s standing up there with the trophy, he’s not going to not hit that ball that Julian’s throwing. He’s definitely going to hit it. Julian isn’t throwing it real soft. He’s throwing it pretty hard.
Will we ever see a player anywhere near as based as Gronk?
>week 10 bye
meh
four divisional games to end the year sounds interesting
>stillers will have to stand there and watch the patriots unveil their 6th banner
absolutely perfect
Imagine calling Kraft after the Florida prosecutor announcement to say you dented his trophy playing baseball with it
6-0 start
He treated that trophy like the CLOTS secondary...
5-1 start.
2-14 start
>bye before week 8
not a fan of this
>NFL forcing fans to watch 3 Browns primetime games in 5 weeks
Trip on old gay
>implying Cleveland doesn’t go 12-4 or better
beat me to it brownsbro, kinda confused by the Monday Night game with 49ers
It happened while they were waiting to come out and unveil the red sox new world series trophy so it wouldnt be same time
>gb playing broncos, raiders, niners, cowboys, eagles, redskins, giants, chargers, panthers
eh could be worse
enjoy your first .500 season in a decade lads it'll be cathartic for sure!
Top jej
Trip on old gay
>Saints-Rams is an early in the season non-primetime game
Wonder why they don't want the publicity desu
Bills/cowbs Thanksgiving should be a pretty good game
Why does Shittsburgh get the opener? Their team is garbage now.
It should be the Browns or Chiefs.
This is the most delusional thing I've seen in a while. Imagine thinking the Steelers of all teams will sweep the fucking Browns. They arent losing a game to the Bengals and they arent losing to the forty nanners. I doubt they lose to the Rasm in Cleveland and Seacucks are borderline. Ravens in Batlipoor and Pats in Foxborough are the only two games really up for debate seriously and I even doubt they lose in Pittburgh. Honestly 12-4/11-5 at worst
opener SNF you mean?yeah I agree
Because they don’t want too many people committing suicide when the Rams bootyblast the domebabies twice in a row
freddie's got to work out, but i'm excited
Our ceiling:
vs WAS - W
@ ATL (SNF) - W
vs DET - L
@ GB (TNF) - L
vs NYJ - W
@ MIN - W
@ DAL (SNF) - L
@ BUF - W
vs CHI - W
vs NE - L
vs SEA (SNF) - L
@ MIA - W
vs NYG (MNF) - W
@ WAS - W
vs DAL - W
@ NYG - W
Our floor:
vs WAS - W
@ ATL (SNF) - W
vs DET - L
@ GB (TNF) - L
vs NYJ - W
@ MIN - L
@ DAL (SNF) - L
@ BUF - W
vs CHI - L
vs NE - L
vs SEA (SNF) - L
@ MIA - W
vs NYG (MNF) - W
@ WAS - W
vs DAL - L
@ NYG - L
>they arent losing to the forty nanners
The rest of what you said was true.
Browns first 6 weeks are going to be a grind but that's the hardest part of the schedule and Ravens and maybe Xeattle are the only "real" threats on there. Good draft by Dorsey and this season is good.
2019 looking ez for dem boyz
That Lamb looks like it has existential dread. Even the team's logo knows they're going to lose.
Week 1: Titans - W
Week 2: @Jets (primetime) - W
Week 3: Rams - L
Week 4: @Ratbirds - W
Week 5: @49ers (primetime) - W
Week 6: Seahawks - W
Week 7: BYE (still W)
Week 8: @Patriots - L
Week 9: @Broncos - W
Week 10: Bills - W
Week 11: Stoolers (primetime) - W
Week 12: Dolphins - W
Week 13: @Stoolers - W
Week 14: Bungles - W
Week 15: @Cardinals - W
Week 16: Ravens - W
Week 17: @Bungles - W
14-2
Fuck you
>This is the most delusional thing I've seen in a while
>goes onto say THIS team will be going 11-5/12-4 for the first time since you were born
oh god, the irony is just splendid. i can't wait until your brand new diva wr puts up numbers while your team still cant win games
Hi old gay, turn your trip on
Rams Browns are primetime.
Why are the Packers and Bears the first game of the season? This is retarded.
I don't like that the Patriots won the Super Bowl again but we should start with the defending champions. Not two irrelevant NFC North teams.
Garoppolo is a system QB can't work out of BB. He's going to blow cock or hurt himself again.
why does /nfl/ have more tripfags than any other sports general
This year is the 100th NFL season, and the Packers/Bears rivalry goes all the way back to the beginning.
100yr old rivalry for the NFL's 100th anniversary
a bit optimistic
>no sophomore slumps
>no injuries
>none of those six teams improving
4-2 at best, 3-3 most likely
What do you think this shitty screenshot proves? I hope you keep this post in mind when that diva is carving your trash secondary to pieces
>Raising the sixth banner in their faces
>Months of planning to avenge the stinker from last season
>Steelers playing at Foxboro under any kind of circumstance
>Fumbleitis Juju and James Droppington
They can't mess this up like they did with KC right?
>3 primetime games, all on the road
Fuck the (((NFL))) desu
Sept. 8 at Los Angeles Chargers, 4:05 p.m. (CBS): L
Sept. 15 at Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m. (CBS): W
Sept. 22 vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m. (CBS): W
Sept. 29 vs. Oakland Raiders, 1 p.m. (CBS): W
Oct. 6 at Kansas City Chiefs*, 8:20 p.m. (NBC): L
Oct. 13 -- BYE
Oct. 20 vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m. (CBS): W
Oct. 27 vs. Denver Broncos, 4:25 p.m. (CBS): W
Nov. 3 at Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m. (CBS): W
Nov. 10 vs. Miami Dolphins, 4:05 p.m. (CBS): W
Nov. 17 vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. (CBS): W
Nov. 21 at Houston Texans, 8:20 p.m.: L
Dec. 1 vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m. (CBS): W
Dec. 8 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m. (CBS): L
Dec. 16 at New Orleans Saints, 8:15 p.m. (ESPN): L
Dec. 22 vs. Carolina Panthers, 1 p.m. (FOX): W
Dec. 29 at Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. (CBS): W
11-5
stillers only won because of refball last season they wouldve been blown out otherwise.
refs even acknowledged this and made it up the very next week where the refballed the stillers out of a win against the aints
>vs Wash
W
>@ Atl
W
>vs Det
W
>@GB
L
>vs NYJ
W
>@ Minn (home game)
W
>@ Dal
L
>@ Buff
L (meme game)
>vs Chi
W
>vs NE
L
>vs Sea
W
>@ Mia
W
>vs NYG
W
>@ Wash
W
>vs Dal
W
>@ NYG
W
11-4
Two teams on the rise, lots of new faces and super stars going against each other. It's going to be a wild one.
>Your team
>projected record pre draft
Ravens
7-9
>Garoppolo is a system QB
Then it's too bad the 49ers don't have a coach with an offensive system to put him in. The only thing I'm worried about is him getting hurt again.
>11-4
Meant 12-4, obviously
I appreciate that you're realistic. I'm sure old gay will say 13-3 or something stupid like that.
>cowgirls fan
>this delusional
it fits
>boys
>12-4
What an easy schedule
>Jets
W
>Giants
W
>Bengals
W
>Pats
L
>Titans
W
>Dolphins
W
>Eagles
L
>Redskins
W
>Browns
L
>Dolphins
W
>Broncos
L
>Cowboys
W (ultimate meme game)
>Ravens
W (Ravens are going to be 5-11 next year)
>Steelers
W (Collapsteelers lol)
>Pats
L
>Jets
W
11-5
Last time Cole Beasley ever plays on Thanksgiving tbqh
Lol Bill's are losing on Thanksgiving
Looks like 8-8
Seahawks
7-9
Only four draft picks, maybe one works out well. They overachieved last year, and both the offense and defense are looking to be worse than they were in 2018.
Lmao probably. I just still don't buy Lamar and the Steelers ain't falling off like a lot of people are predicting
A good draft and some key injuries to other teams could swing me by September by at the moment I'm not expecting much from the team this season. Our secondary with ET will make most of our games fun though
>win your division by a hair, get BTFO in the same round of the playoffs as your division rival
>all you accomplish is getting a more difficult schedule the next season
Imagine being a cowcuck lol
>Brownies
10-5-1 winning the division because of a better in division record
Weak b8. They split with the eagles and then there are 3 or maybe a 4th meme loss. That's an 11 win schedule expz
I buy it. Cowboys still need a couple more weapons on offence to help Dak but they definitely are slept on by a lot of people right now
One of the most complete rosters in the league
Damn that's grim. I think the Seahawks lack of draft picks hurt but they always trade back a few times and end up with a mess of 4th and 5th rounders. This is a deep draft class as well
12 wins minimum
b-but what about the 500 billion dollar man surely he can meme his way to 10 wins again
I feel that's realistic. No more than 11, I wouldn't be surprised if they go 8-8.
>no more than 11
Should be no fewer than 10.
This is really ugly.
What do you guys think of the NFL Schedule 2019? Kinda excited for the opponents the Rams gonna face this season.
Yea the graphic design team did a garbo job with this
>five Ls in a row followed by 6-3
I could see it. They did well getting Sheldon Richardson and Olivier Vernon in FA but their LBs + secondary still needs a lot of work and they don't have a many early draft picks to work with
If Terrance Mitchell and Denzel Ward stay healthy they're an underrated af tandem. They absolutely balled out that first 4 games of the season they were both starting. Always thought Mitchell was underrated when he was with the Chiefs
>>>>>five L's in a row
Nowhere in the schedule is that the case.
too many browns fans here
>both teams are tied with the most rings as a franchise with 6
This was on purpose. Hilarious that Puckers-Burrs cucked them out of opening the season.
Stoolers are getting crucified underneath 6 Patriots Superbowl banners
Do you think OBJ and 3 more games with Baker gives them 11 wins? I ask as a Browns fan. I just have a hard time seeing it. I love Kitchens, but he worries me.
>One of the most complete rosters in the league
How? They have holes in multiple places.
This.
He gets hurt again and we cut him, start beathard for tank commander for the Clemson kid.
>@NE
>ynr Mitchell icing the Raiders-Chiefs game in 2016
>the night of 2.85
Who is the lebron james of the NFL?
Rodgers?
OBJ is crazy talented but he gets easily frustrated by physical press CBs and has missed literally 16 of 32 games the last two seasons
People acting like the Giants were retarded for trading him when in reality they actually got pretty good compensation for a guy with serious durability concerns
Aaron Rodgers
post yfw the raiders cruise to the easiest 12-4 in the league
Obj and Hunt with a second year Baker along with what you must imagine will be an even stronger D. I trust Dorsey to have a good draft and shore up LB/secondary enough which makes the D even better. This schedule is also markedly easier.
>bilce
>losing to Detroit & GB
>thinking Pederson can't outcoach Belichick again
>when you look at your schedule and know that 2-16 is your absolute ceiling
What's my team Yea Forums
based NFC North Chads
Benglels
Where exactly? They could definitely do with replacing Jeff Heath at Safety and they need a better WR corps but in reality that's about it from my perspective
This is a very talented and deep DB and WR class as well so the Cowboys are gonna get some good starters + quality role players well into the 4th round
Nope. I don't think my team can even beat the Bungles desu.
>beating the Chargers, Chiefs, and colts
>losing to the packers
hmm
>vs Atlanta
W
>@ Green Bay
W
>vs Oakland
W
>@ Chicago
L
>@ New York
W
>vs Philly
W
>@ Detroit
W
>vs Washington
W
>@ Kansas City
W
>@ Dallas
L
>vs Broncos
W
>BYE
>@ Seattle
L
>vs Detroit
W
>@ LAC
W
>vs Green Bay
W
>vs Chicago
W
Skol
raiders finna dab on your peasant in armor asses
IT'S UP
>Beating KC at Arrowhead
This delusion isn't healthy user.
>@ Kansas City
>W
>@ Seattle
>L
???????
>Ravens vs Steelers doesn't get a prime time spot for the first time since 2005
>Vikings somehow get 5 prime time games
What the fuck were they thinking
Just wait niglet, it'll be a complete shootout, but the vikes can actually make a single stop on defense
TE, WR (other than Cooper), Safety, Cornerback, D-line. And the O-line is still not bad, but they're old and falling apart. They probably need another running back too.
That's 5-11, sorry man
>ravens win afc north
>all hype is behind browns
Why?
Browns are stacked and Ravens have a nigger QB. Not that it matters. Patriots are going to the Superbowl again.
gonna be extremely based
Well yea when you start talking about depth you could list just about any position group for any team. TE isn't a big need with both Witten and Schultz, O line was good last year even with Travis Fredrick missing the year, D line I don't see as an issue although they could probably find another edge rusher so they can stop putting Randy Gregory on the field and CB they still have young guys that are developing but played very well especially in the 2nd half of the season
I'm not some Dallas homer but their roster is objectively good even before the draft
None of this matters when their offensive play calling is absolute shit.
I wasn't talking about depth, except for RB. Though it's not completely about depth their anyway, you need more than just one running back in 2019.
It's not. I think the Browns have a good roster and could win 9 or 10 games but if anyone asked me I would have said I have the Steelers winning the division
People freaking out over AB leaving like the Steelers haven't been the best team in the entire NFL at developing WRs the last 15 years. Miss me with that dumbass analysis about how they're not gonna be an 11+ win team again in 2019
Will the Ravens be Champs again or was it a fluke?
Steelers Raiders AFC Championship when?
>bills first thanksgiv game since 1994
ha ha ha you cuckboys are FUCKED.
I mean yea we'll win another Superbowl at some stage. I think DeCosta taking over as GM is a good thing. No disrespect to Ozzie he did a lot of good things for the franchise but he also passed on signing Drew Brees in favor of Steve McNair in 06, never put emphasis on offensive playmakers and consistently back loaded contracts that put us in bad cap situations the last 6 years
I don't think Lamar will be our QB of the future who leads us to one but who knows maybe he'll surprise me
>raiders
>beating queefs ever
lo lno sorry paco enjoy 6-10 at best
Thanks Chu, always like talking to Raven fans. Should be a fun next couple of years. Fuck the Stoolers.
Reminder
Yea man. Both Ravens vs Browns games last year were 10/10. Should be a good rivalry for the next few years
And even tho I think they're still the team to beat in the division FUCK dem stoolers
L, W, W, W, W, W, W, L , W, W, L, W, W, L, W, L
11-5, not bad
>AFC East is the best divisio-
>Pats have easiest schedule
>AFC East is the best division, guyz!
Patriots always have the easiest schedule because they play the best every year. Can't stop greatness, nigger. Enjoy offseason.
Let's not forget what Dallas did to the bills in 1994
>which team is this?
>ok, I see chiefs, raiders, and broncos twice
Shit, who is the fourth AFC west team, again?
we (afc east) are only ranked so high cuz the rest of you are straight strash.
This. Based.
yeah paid off the refs
chargers
That’s not even true, like literally. Also who the fuck abbreviates Houston as HST.
Wahhhhhhhhh we lost all those superbowls wahhhhh 25 year old refball wahhhh. Dallas haters literally havent changed in 2 and a half decades
>The NFL schedule releases tonight, but we already know the opponents. Here is 2019 Strength of Schedule based on current rosters (not 2018 records):
>Eagles handed an easy playoff run again.
Reminder
Every Patriots Schedule is gonna be the easiest because they are so much better than every other team.
strength of schedule is such a fucking meme
>based on current rosters
guess you totally forgot that the raiders were hanging with the chiefs just fine last season
now we have antonio brown and you have noone that can cover him
chiefs gonna get torn up raiders should really sweep but i decided to be nice
How do you rank based on current rosters, is it not just opinion at that point?
>carson wentz is your starting QB
>the only AFC East that got a difficult schedule is the one team trying to tank for a 2020 draft pick
Thanks, Bog.
Well, mid season it's gonna be Sudfeld.
Feels great t.bh
I only care if we beat the pats at home and the jest twice. then I will be satisfied
>beating the patriots is your superbowl
Sad.
Lol you're not beating the jest once
YOU TOLD ME I COULD HAVE ALL THE PRIMETIME GAMES I WANTED IF I HAD BIG STARS LIKE CAM NEWTON AND CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY, NFL
WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!?!
The past 10 years beating the Patriots is most people's shot at the superbowl retard
just fuck my shit up roger
Making up for all the saints disappointment with another ezpz schedule
>four prime time games
really. fuck off.
I like this but the vikes'll probably give Oakland trouble with their defense, same with the Toxins, I'm expecting Carr to improve since he has some nice weapons now, full win now mode, but if Carr fails, they're gonna cut him, sad to say, I ain't turning on him don't get it twisted, but Gruden has no problem cutting dudes, as we've already saw.
Hoping for a 10-6 or better, the AFCW is gonna be rough this year too, also when the FUCK are they re-signing Lynch??
>ranked high
kys faggot liberal piece of shit nigger
>Second half of the season is mostly dome games
Why does the NFL shield the domebabbies from having to leave their dome so hard?
alright which one of you is this guy
hahaha good one. the jest might be a bigger disaster than us.
we still beat them more than anyone else. why?
thats a big list of meme teams
>go to primetime panthers game
>get shot
loss to gb and chi for an easy 10-6
its berger obviously
browns about to go 0-4 in their primetime games
Turkey Day
>paying 140 million for Russel Wilson
was this a mistake?
youre trying to hard
You were cooler before you started spouting racist bullshit like all the other incels
>This is always the most significant takeaway from schedule release night because it's an indicator of what the NFL thinks about your team.
Those poor lions are gonna get MAULED damn
>Cowboys
Yawn
>Saints - Falcons
now there's a game
Literally what the fuck have the 49ers done to deserve three primetime games? They've been one of the very worst teams in the league two out of the last three seasons.
When are the networks going to realize that Garoppolo was a fluke?
Take >our London game away and give it to the bills as a primetime game
>yfw the razorcakes BTFO the cowgirls on national television
Toxins 9-7. RIP. See you in 2020.
1 actual possible game. Great scheduling.
>yfw Razorcakes fan
>The Raiders play the Chiefs in Oakland on Sept. 15 and don't return to the Coliseum until Nov. 3 against the Lions. At Vikings, at Colts, at London against Bears, at Packers, at Texans
>Oakland Raiders, a West Coast team, with 7 games starting at 1 pm EST this year.
It'll stop when they got to Vegas right?
The browns went HOLY SHIT we hit on a QB who isnt complete dogshit lets go waste all our money on big names before they built a team around him. Not to mention >2ndyearQB, and their defense has gotten the opposite of better
They're a meme team and last time I checked they still play in Leaveland, and LeBron is not walking out that tunnel.
They will be 8-8 or 9-7 at best, potentially a lot worse
>blils
>0 game
>0 chips
Why do people actually think the Failcons could possibly stand up to the saints? They have no more chance than the Bill's tbdesu.
>bills
the bills have the 4:00 spot on turkeyday
if thats not primetime nothing is
It never stops
Because divisional rivalry game
haven't been on /nfl/ for a while
sad to see the tripniggers haven't left
Tits- W
Jets - W
Rams- L
Ravens- W
49ers- W
Seahawks- W
Patriots-L
Broncos- W
Bills- W
Steelers- W
Dolphins- W
Steelers- L
Bengals- W
Cardinals- W
Ravens- W
Bengals- W
13-3, first round bye.
>he still rates the Saints
They're going to regress HARD and probably won't even make the playoffs. The Falcons were injured to hell and back last year and are the frontrunners for the NFC South. Cap this.
whats sad is they still dont know jack about football
>nfc in inferior
ask me how I know you're literally 14 years old
Jets movin' on up!
The Giants are going 4-12 at best. I'm preying for 1-15.
Man I am making hella gains drinking onions mixed with redbull 5 times a day. I am benching 210 now.
Any other Niners fans here getting fit for the season?
Pic related... my coupons from the bottles....wtf do I do with them all? Like 800.
Matt Ryan is a system QB and the Falcons are a sound, well-coached team but not the juggernaut that everyone makes them out to be.
The Panthers have a great chance to be this year's version of the Colts. They're investing heavily in a better O-Line for Cam and Rivera's taking direct control of the defense. If the pass rush and Cam's arm strength comes back after being MIA last year there's no reason why they can't go 12-4.
Why does Jerry always get a cupcake W on Thanksgiving Day?
thats the worst part, they are literally only here for attention. they are pleb fans.
>and their defense has gotten the opposite of better
Okay now this is the worst take I've read. Strictly upgraded on the line, LB about the same and secondary about the same. What's worse about it? There's also a draft between now and the season.
I said possible game. Still going to be bad
Hawks in The Elite!
>cowboys are murika's team / can't look bad
Cause he fucking fell in line
I agree that the Pants are on the upswing with OL improvement and >odd year magic, but I don't know if Cam's arm will make the necessary recovery to take them to the next level. Playing him for all those games after the Steelers was not a smart move. Still, a WC is definitely in the cards.
Obsessed twinks. The Browns are shit
Questionable take
Falcon should improve with Deion Jones, Devonta Freeman and Keanu Neal back healthy + adding Dirk Koetter and Ben Kotwicka to the coaching staff. That said Saints still have a very good team and finally have a receiving threat at TE for the first time since Jimmy Graham was traded. Falcons have to really hit on this draft to take the division and that starts with drafting a top flight CB to play opposite Trufant (DeAndre Baker round 1 is very possible) and add some depth to their D line (Chase Winnovich round 2 and Khalen Saunders round 3)
>only 5
>Literally what the fuck have the 49ers done to deserve three primetime games?
They're the 49ers. The Cowboys have been dogshit for forever and almost always get the maximum number of primetime games a team is allowed.
>bengals
You ready for them to take Touchdown Jesus at 6?
The only real victory I see here is having a week 12 bye.
So who do we take #1 overall in 2020 lads?
>he also passed on signing Drew Brees in favor of Steve McNair in 06
No, he didnt.
its' either Haskins, Rosen or no one.
I will enter this season the same I entered that Rams game the Giants had where the stadium was half empty. Just laughing nonstop. if we could go 1-15, that would be better, anything that guarantees Gettleman gets fired.
Clots
11-5 and for what it’s worth I think the Ratbirds will win the AFCN
The sad thing is, I actually like Pat Shurmur was a HC and he is just been strapped with a fucking idiot at GM and a corpse at QB
I know everyone points to the Steelers game as where Cam got hurt (Fuck you T.J. Watt) but he had been on the injury report with shoulder soreness a couple weeks before that and in general he just never could stretch the field early in the season. People blamed it on Funchess/Smith because they wanted to see Moore/Samuel but I honestly think he never fully recovered from his 2017 shoulder surgery. Hopefully this one fixes it.
Even after the Steelers game Newton was great against the Lions and great against the Seahawks. The Panthers had like 600 yards of offense against Seattle but ended up losing because of red zone issues/the defense being old and decrepit and being unable to stop a literal fucking practice squad WR who was such a nobody that at one point the commentators confused him for DJ Moore.
5 games: Packers, Chiefs, Sehawks, 49ers, Patriots, Rams, Steelers, Saints, Cowboys, Eagles
4 games: Raiders, Vikings, Texans, Giants
3 games: Lions, Falcons
2 games: Bears, Jaguars, Panthers, Redskins, Jets, Ravens, Titans
1 game: Chargers, Cardinals, Browns, Bengals, Colts, Bucs, Dolphins, Bills
Those are the 2018 Primetime games as announced prior to the season starting. Obviously some were flexed. So from this we can assume that historically shitty teams who get hype shit the bed. Sorry Brownies.
The Saints looked much worse at the end of the season, and Brees was a shell of himself ever since they lost in Dallas. Losing a core piece of their OL and only having 1 pick until round 5 sting badly as well.
The Falcons definitely have work to do next weekend, but I trust their FO to get the job done.
Tua Tagovailoa. He can run the Air Raid, right?
This is the weirdest clown post I've seen in a while, old gay.
That's assuming Kingsbury lives to see next season.
Keim would certainly be axed too. Who the hell would even take this GM position?
5 prime time games for Cousins?
? Yes he did?
I know we weren't in the mix for Breed but he knew he would be an FA and instead of bringing him in for a visit and making an offer he went with the "safe" option of an over the hill Steve McNair. Sure we had a fun 06 season before getting BTFO out in the playoffs but I've always thought that was a huge miss not Brees in and making an offer just cos of the injured shoulder. Just imagine the success we could have had with Brees at QB the last 13 years
How much did they pay this guy again?
Sunday. Night. Football.
>the fucking cowgirls get it 3 times.
>same as the world champion Patriots
Okay.
Wish I had your enthusiasm
The Saints looked worse because Tre'Quan Smith was playing hurt at the end of the season and without him and Ginn the Saints didn't have any consistent receiving threat outside of Mike Thomas. Lack of draft picks hurt but we're talking about a team that nearly went to the Superbowl. They aren't about to fall of a cliff unless Brees gets hurt/regresses hard which I don't see happening
Which will be the better Bird Bowl, Week 2 or Week 12?
Browns getting exposed Week 3
week 7
fuck dallas
12 because the birds are actually facing each other
Week 12. I was going to say Week 2 until I realized Atlanta is hosting. I can see this game being fairly important at this point in the season so I think the crowd is going to be into it.
Can't wait for the D-Line to demolish the highest paid player in the NFL
Chiefs projected to start off 10-0
12-4
Dolphins projected to go 0-16. Looks like their plan to tank for tua will be a huge success
this is your Superbowl 54 MVP
say something nice about him /nfl/
Berds might actually win a game
>stoolers at home first week
for once they’re going to new england
>
Nice thumbnail
He won't even be a starting NFL QB in two or three years
why can;t the season start already
have to play in the postseason first.
2-14
Don't count your chickens, man. The heat in Jax is brutal in September. I'm not saying the Jags are going to win, but both teams will be sub-optimal.
Browns going 13-3
Do the jags still have a pool in their stadium or was that one of the other Florida teams?
Colts going 12-4
>still a week until the draft starts.
>still over five months until the season starts.
>still a week until my birthday.
2-14
Redskins are not that bad.
OBJ makes his return to New York in Week 2
In that offense? You could get Josh Rosen to do what Wilson is asked to do.
Patriots will be lucky to get over 9.5 wins. their SB window is closing fast.
>Brady in danger of falling off completely
>no Gronk
>backfield that kept the defense together for the past half-decade is old and/or injured
not to mention FA shit
among other things
Thursday Night Football
>kupsons facing Redskins in a primetime game.
lol.
>12 picks in this draft
>six of them in the top 101
>nearing 80 million in cap space already after next season (not counting retirements)
>just won the owl with one of their weakest offences in years
they’re fine
5 guaranteed losses for Kirk Cucksins
Monday Night Football
Birtb owl
Cap it
>rams only tnf is a divisional game
Why
He'll beat the Redskins
>unironically 0-16 the one time they need to be
BASED, too bad they'll somehow fuck it up and go 5-11. Calling it now.
>week 11
Do they chorge here? Or do they chorge week 17 against the chiefs>
I do not believe
>winning a primetime game.
>kussins.
pick one and only one.
winning in the dome but losing at home to philly?
The Beginning
of what
>bragging about playing against 4th stringers
fun fact: Browns @ Jets was the first ever Monday Night Football game
Week 16 is going to be epic with the NFL MVP on the line between Rodgers and Cousins
>tfw you find out the reason everyone has been retardedly pushing the 49ers to win the NFCW and the rams to get the wc is just because of a Colin Coward video
GET IN HERE DUDES
the second half of the season is literally split even home and away you fucking clown
>the saints are the only team with a dome
still, 5/8 isn't that bad
The saints will not win a single game played outside.
because idiot that was obvs the most "magical" game from last season
Packers
10-6
there all divisional games until week 14
they'll probably flex some of the sunday games to saturday later in the season
>The Packers filled their biggest holes on FA
>Got rid of the stalest coach in the league
>AND they have TWELVE draft picks including TWO in the first round
why are you still sleeping on the Packers /nfl/?
green gay kek lol oh no
Because they sucked in 2018 and now have a new HC
Sure they could be a really good team under Lefleur but it's no guarantee. They need a lot of help at WR, O line and good young Safety to pair with Amos wouldn't hurt
Can't believe KC/NE isn't primetime. I guess they could flex it but not likely unless either Rasm or Seachickens are sucking at that point.
>they need alot of help at WR
Adams is elite, Allison is perfectly serviceable if not above average.
both MVS and EQ have ABSURD measurables, and are progressing well.
Champions of the West
Got a better chance of winning the AFC west
>Allison is serviceable
He was shit and injured. Valdes Scantling has potential but he disappeared down the stretch for whatever reason. Don't think the Packers can afford to not go WR with at least one of those first 3 picks
>he was shit because he was injured
ftfy
the season before he stepped up when nobody else did, hell off the top of my head he caught that clutch TD in week 1 against the bears this season.
>put on some dumb sports show
>RUssell Wilson is not even a top 5 qb
>he's not a Brady, Brees, Rodgers or Mahomes type player
>Mahomes is already up there
what the fuck. just after one year?
>Brady, Brees, Rodgers, Mahomes
all of those players have something Wilson doesn't have
He's been in the league for 3 years and never topped 400 yards receiving in a season
Packers clearly need help at WR if you think he's a serviceable WR2. I think Jakobi Meyers or David Sills V would be a good option in the mid 2nd round but I wouldn't be surprised if they picked someone in round 1
what?
>I only look at stats and not a players actual ability in game
You're a moron
A complete shoot out? Lol 1st cousins will be stuck on first downs all game son! Dream harder!
I watched a ton of Packers games last year you dolt he was either injured or shit in every game I saw
>b-but he was better when he was healthy in 2017
Yea that's why he put up all of 200 yards on the season lmao get the fuck out of here you deluded homer
league mvp.
completely meme award.
reminder that the league mvp has not won the owl this millennia
I think Eddie Lacey fake tweets are the best desu
brees has never won MVP
BROWNS
GET USED TO IT FAGGOTS
To be fair he didn't deserve it in 2011 or 2018
2009 was the year he was robbed by Peyton Manning dick riders at the PFWA
based
>tfw
Those first 7 games are brutal are you blind
>chargers get 4 prime time games
>Bills
I'd rather they have 0 primetime games and play on Turkey Day. Bills have a soft schedule and are in the mix for a Wild Card, if they play well they will be flexed to a prime time game.
I miss him bros
have sex
based
and rivers is going to lose every single one of them played in temps below 50 degrees
Shouldn't Thanksgiving count as prime time regardless? Give the bills a break lel
Notice the pure concentrated seeth this man causes. Scared shitless, hoping beyond hope that they don't have to face him.
if they get a receiving tight end theyll be fine, they have so much depth theh wont need an extra star
Rodgers injured by week 6
we're going to see less 4/5 wide and more loaded backfields and extra TEs, plus the scheme has been very friendly to young recievers under shanahan and mcvay unlike what mccarthy ran
>Patriots will be lucky to get over 9.5 wins
You're really fucking retarded.
Did he end up anywhere?
Bears were a fluke and the rest of that division is not great. I bet the Packers will meme enough wins.
He worked out with the Ravens a couple weeks ago but they didnt sign him. Kinda telling his fatass couldnt even bother to try the AAF
Replace elvis with an elf pls.
Kahale Warring will be the second best TE picked in this draft.
This t.bh
The Chiefs are the definition of a warm-weather team
thats the attitude
cowherd said theyd win and have a top 10 defense
The Bears are set up to be the early number 1 seed
Their downfall will be delicious.
Everyone jumping on the bandwagon and there is still plenty of room for you to join!
>On the day the 2018 NFL schedule was released, the median cost of a Browns’ ticket was $62; as of 8:50 PM ET Wednesday, the median cost of a Browns’ ticket was $131
Who is this guy?
Rumor is Noah Fant had a bad workout with the Patriots and struggled running simple routes or understanding basic schemes. Seems the rumors he refused to learn the Iowa playbook and constantly argued with coaches were true.
PFM dragged that Colts team kicking and screaming to the best record in the league. Brees was good, but he had a great supporting cast around him, especially that OL and defense.
>Russell Wilson’s agent, Mark Rodgers, on the record-setting agreement that was reached at midnight PST: “At the end of the day, my guy wants to live, work, thrive in Seattle. Loves this town and it’s fans. He compromised to stay here. I respect that.”
Have you not paid attention to what happened to the Jags, Raiders, 49ers and other eternal basement dwelling teams who get hype?
NFL QB tiers
Switch Wentz and Watson
I doubt they'll trade up for Hockenson, but they're going to pick or Jace Sternberger and the one they pick will probably be elite.
>Rodgers
>Brees
>Elite
stopped there, it's shit
Why are you so obsessed with the eagles?
One week.
The second tier should be split into two. Wentz, Cam, Rivers, Luck above the rest. And move Watson up to that second group, and move Dak and Lamar down to below average. And swap Flacco and Dalton.
This lil slut will be playing
Brady should be in a league of his own.
This way, please.
Does he have a 12 inch or 14 inch?
old news but
>Pass interfence calls can now be challenged by coaches outside of two minutes, than it goes to booth review like any other challenge
>team owners voted 31-1 in favour of this
10$ is was jerry boy that voted no
How fucking scared are you that lameme hackson is going to get dunked on everytime your shit team plays the fucking browns?
Its also old news that mike brown voted no, you faggot.
>the best player on his team is the kicker
The NFL sure loves Pittsburgh
For the 15th straight year, the Steelers have been scheduled to play in 4 or 5 nationally televised primetime games at the time of the #NFL schedule unveiling
2005: 4
2006: 4
2007: 5
2008: 5
2009: 5
2010: 5
2011: 5
2012: 5
2013: 4
2014: 5
2015: 5
2016: 4
2017: 5
2018: 5
2019: 5
colts?
Whoops thats Nashville. Meant..
Russel Wilson isn't elite he's completely reliant on his run game giving him easier defensive looks so he can throw dimes without Safeties interfering.
Mahomes isn't elite until he proves he's not reliant on having the best overall offense plus play designer coach. Defenses will understand their playbook better next year instead of every team blowing coverage 10 times a game.
ESPN’s 2-hour show about the NFL’s schedule release included a Browns 16-0 prediction
Remember when that stadium was blown up by right-wing terrorists? Good times.
>Redskins agree to 3 year, $21.75 million extension with DE Matt Ioannidis.
nice.
>fell for the young team gonna get better on its own meme
when has this ever worked out?
r8
i fully expect Bill to trade half of these picks for next year
also it pains me not to pick Renfrow
>smeth.
>not elite.
seems like a lot of offense for the rumors that theyre reloading on defense
Lamar dabbed all over ya boy Gayfield when they played last year
>coach of the year
>on their own
i hadn’t heard of these rumours, but I think they’re stronger on defence then they are on offence
OBSESSED
Watson is bordline elite and Wentz is always hurt
>Last year
Imagine being this spooked.
Wrong
God damn. Rosen got fucked.
Lions, Bears (statistically), and the rams if you count the punter as a kicker
The Cards are going to shock the world and win the NFCW.
cap this.
OBSESSED
ahh the young coach will get better too
its your favorite team, they can't regress
I heard media rumors that BB thinks the defense will get better through the draft and thats why he let a few players walk, that might be fluff rumor though
what does this mean?
Defensively they're going to focus on the D-line and offensively it's going to be WRs and TEs. They have plenty of picks to get good pieces imo. Personally, wish they could get AJ Brown and Hockenson but it's unlikely they'll get one, much less both.
I didnt think it was possible for you to become a bigger faggot, but somehow you did
what happens when you only have maybe three good players on your team.
still would not want to trade for him because of his attitude.
Literally who?
>Former fifth-rounder from Temple is underappreciated by many (7.5 sacks last year), though clearly not by the Skins
>Ioannidis gets $14M guaranteed from Redskins. Nice haul for a really underrated player.
Everyone's a 4th stringer to final form Gronk
trip up old gay
What are they brewing up for next week?
>tfw watching your qb get hurt again
Wasnt me fuckface
>(+ L.Jackson)
lost
At least his team has a QB.
suck my dick
based
I'd say Darius Slay is the best player on the Lions.
>tfw Stafford's wife is getting brain surgery and he isn't going to be participating much in the offseason
You're right, everyone on the team will dramatically regress despite underachieving last season, they are the team you dont want to win after all
...
>old gay
>green gay
>baker gayfield
>aaron rodgers (gay)
>tony romo (gay)
Connect the dots people
Imagine being a boomer browns fan and being loyal for 30+ years of shit only to see a bunch of zoomers bandwagon them because they didnt look completely terrible for 1(one) season
I wish Tony Romo was gay. I want him to hold me and never let go.
The Browns have only existed since 1999
Multiple trades in the first two rounds. Probably trading up into the teens to snag a lineman. Probably also trading into the third round. In Howie we trust.
Trips confirm Wentz MVP while the rest of the NFL continues to cower in fear
Can you not read a graph?
Holy trips
trips of truth
>black and white fallacy
Im winning the casual fan bingo today
t. Cuck
it says epa/dropback and success rate
what do those mean?
unemployed.
He's in the great china food restaurant up above, smiling down on all of us.
Nigga they have been in the NFL since the 50s their new stadium was finished in 1999
>t. old gay
I think you mean the Ravens.
Patriots
Chargers
Colts
Ravens
Chiefs
Browns
Rams
Bears
Falcons
Eagles
Packers
Panthers
Based and fuckthesaintspilled
the who?
Yea I totally forgot Jim brown played for the ravens
Stfu bay and turn your trip back on
Pats
Jets
Bills
Phins
Steelers
Browns (WC)
Bengals
Ravens
Texans
Colts (WC)
Jags
Titans
Chefs
Chargers
Raiders
Broncos
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eagles
Skins
Cowboys
Giants
Bears
Packers (WC)
Vikings
Lions
Panthers
Saints
Falcons
Buccs
Seahawks
Rams (WC)
Niners
Cards
Jim Brown played for the team that became the Ravens. In 1999 the NFL gave an expansion team to Cleveland that had the same name as their old team.
Stating facts does not make me Old Gay. Lamar Jackson is a bad quarterback.
>rams first seed
>bears second
>chargers second
you have the right teams just not in order
>Stoolers making the playoffs
>Bungles not dead last in the North
>Clots not winning the South
>Sun 12/22
>1:00 PM EST
Steelers head to the Big Apple to face Le'Veon Bell and the Jets
>t. Tony Precum
>you now remember when the jest had good uniforms
>ohiofags are so desperate for relevance that they seethe over soccer
haha
>steelers
>texans
>bears
its okay I suppose
I have never once ever claimed the Browns have only existed since 1999 you dumb faggot. In fact I saw it doesn't matter what franchise owns the records, they belong to the city which is why Johnny Unitas is always associated with Baltimore not Indiannapolis.
Yes I will never forget the Mets legends John McGraw and Jackie Robinson.
I just said they belong to the city not any franchise you illiterate shitposting goomba
They belong to the owners and reside wherever the owner wants them to.
Ah yes. How many times did Jackie Robinson steal home plate for Los Angeles again?
It doesn't matter. He played for the Dodgers. Where the Dodgers played is irrelevant.
Also, why the fuck are you defending Cleveland while I'm defending Baltimore?
Oh, you're retarded. Now that we've established that lets move on to another argument you haven't lost yet.
They played for the team, and can also be claimed by the city. Jackie Robinson is 100% a dodgers player, and fans of the current dodgers can be proud of his achievements. At the same time, he played in New York, so people there can also be proud. It can be both. It depends on how the fan in question feels about the relocation I guess.
>Chiefs
>Winning in Chicago in December
The 49ers 4anked 13th in defense in the NFL in 2018
With the additions of Dee Ford and
Kwon Alexander and drafting Nick Bosa ... This defense can jump from 13th to top 5 in 2019
Looking at the Ravens schedule they will finish the season on a 5 game win streak which will propel them to another historic post season run.
If they trade for Rosen maybe
Is losing to the cardinals twice good defense?
Btfo
Stop. You're only giving them more fuel to laugh at us once we blow it again.
You know how liverpool has ? What’s the equivalent of that for NFL teams
Patriots: Bills: Texans: Titans: Falcons: Rams:
>Johnny Unitas is always associated with Baltimore not Indiannapolis.
He is associated with neither. Hes associated with whatever team is weqring the Colts uniforms and using the Colts name
Its like Jim Brown, he is associated with the Cleveland Browns not the Ravens
Nope. Johnny Unitas always said he played football for Baltimore not the Colts.
>a quarterback is not elite because he's dependent on the fact that he played like an elite qb
Mahomes is the reason the Chiefs had the number 1 offense. We saw that after the Smith trade
always question defensive stats for teams with bad qbs because opponents run the ball more and play it safe passing
imagine not being in the NFCE lmao
Mullens was definitely a top 15 QB last year. He isn't great, but I would be perfectly okay with him starting if Jimmy doesn't pan out.
In Baltimore they might think that buteveryone else associates him with the Colts. Like Jackie Robinson is associated with the Dodgers not Brooklyn
/Bitter Rivals/
lol no
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Saints-Vikings is more bitter
what a terribly designed image
>dedskins
I am officially sold on DE/OLB Brian Burns from FSU for the Redskins. Combo Clay Matthews and Brian Orakpo. Pure edge rusher is the missing link on what will be an elite defense.
9-7 without tyreek (maybe 8-8)
11-5 if he gets suspended
13-3 if no problems with the offense
if somehow the defense has gotten WORSE I see the chiefs not having a winning season, but if it is as bad or even slightly mediocre the chiefs will do better or as good
But user, NFL legend Jordan Matthews signed with the niners
I'm sure it looks great on mobile
>Burns
>dropping to 15
He's EDGE2 and a top 5 player overall
>washitngton
Who is their running back?
Who do the Raiders take at #4 overall?
Josh Allen
Rashan Gary
Montez Sweat
Quinnen Williams
Ed Oliver
>The Raiders defense had the fewest total pressures in the NFL in 2018
In what mock?
He's Barkevious Mingo 2.0. All speed and no power.
of those, I'd say Allen or Sweat.
but that's just like, my opinion.
To be fair the afternoon Turkey Day game is more primetime than Monday Night games. E!SPN has been trash for decades and cable monopolies have been dwindling. If it ain't aerial broadcast during the evening across all American cities it ain't primetime.
>cupcake win
Tony Romo was killed on Thanksgiving and the last shot the Cowgirls had at an owl (Dak is shit and won't even hit his potential ceiling of store-brand Alex Smith). Bills/Cowboys have meme game written all over it.
Poor Redskins, perennial redheaded stepchild of the division.
*crack*
*siiiiip*
now 2008. THAT was a season
>washshitnigtown
the chiefs running back scheme is solid, now a player like hunt had the ability to make big explosive plays. The Williams tag team was not explosive but worked for what they needed. Hyde is a more experienced running back and may have the upside value of wanting to redeem himself after his time in Cleveland
The Steelers and Chiefs defenses were tied for the most sacks (52) in the NFL in 2018. The Raiders defense had the least amount of sacks (13) in the NFL last season.
>and the Steelers still will likely take a edge rusher early to supplant rush OLB Bud Dupree
The #Steelers have taken an edge in the first round every other year since 2013:
2013 Javis Jones
2015 Bud Dupree
2017 T.J. Watt
2019 ?
>incredibust
>bust
>stud because he's wh*te and has giga whitey bros blood
dont watch (((college ball))) whos the white linebacker of this draft that's gonna be a star, dallass gott he last one
My guess is that they'll take Devin Bush instead
devin bush isn’t making it to 20 lol
>Bud Dupree
>bust
????
>????
don't watch much steelers ball lad? he's been incredibly inconsistent at best, showing up to his 1st round pedigree maybe 2 games a year, what is that if not a bust?
...
their colour rush, like most, looks pretty bad. the metallic logo on their helmets looks like hot garbage
these are the best they have by far