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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 68 V. Bottas 62 M. Verstappen 39 S. Vettel 37 C. Leclerc 36
>WCC Standings Mercedes 130 Ferrari 73 Red Bull 52 Alfa Romeo 12 Renault 12
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 159 (161 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 84
>Hund status: ZE FERRARI HAVE EIN GROB PACE, PUSH NOW MEIN FREUND
>News: Toto LOLed out loud to reports of Verstappen talks Haas has shit tyre warming Toto took credit for the double stack Hulkenberg slips like Slippy G if Renault doesn't fix its shit
i only give myself 8/10 I wanted the sign to be higher because wheelchair bound men are lacking in the elevation department had I looked harder, I probably wouldve found a pic where the 'no standing' is on the bottom, allowing me to achieve my ambitions such is life
I started Air Force flying training but I wasn't good enough after the first 10 hours airborne, alas.
>fighter pilot dreams shattered as a teenager
Dylan Robinson
If it helps, it was always boring. Hipsters just declared it the meme series to counter F1, as it was in the boom period of the endurance racing cycle.
Julian Johnson
still better than nascar la'
Thomas Powell
WEC was unironically better from 2014 to 2017
Nathan Cooper
Reminder that Gimi is still the latest Ferrari winner
>Implying Toto won't kill Kubica just to give Ocon a seat If Ocon still fucks up to fucking Gabbo, then it's over for him and he becomes another Pascal
Logan Johnson
WEC was actually good until now. I wouldn't say better but it was certainly worth watching.
>netflixbabbies can't into Simon
Kevin Jones
Just don't reply to him Nick He's one of those attention seeking Flips that needs to be spoonfed
Jack Robinson
What series are [24H Europe – Spa-Francorchamps (12H Spa) ] and [Bathurst 6 Hour – Mount Panorama]? They're not WEC, right? Are they just independent events?
Joseph Morales
very nice post
Juan Garcia
24H is a sub-meme series of semi-professional drivers and literal whos in GT cars where you are penalised for going too fast and half the racse aren't 24 hours at all, and those that are broken into segments. Bathurst 6 Hours is an Australian thing again with literal whos but the circuit is kino as fuck.
24H series is run by Creventic, it's mostly an Am series but there's some solid drivers at the top, ignore the dumb comment about 'being punished for going too fast'. It's pretty good fun but it's attritional, definitely not entry level enduro racing. Has a really neat range of cars, most races feature GT3s, GT4s, and TCRs.
Bathurst 6hr is I believe a production-based touring car race which carries on the mantle of the old Bathurst 12hr after that race became a GT3 race several years ago.
Josiah Gomez
>ignore the dumb comment about 'being punished for going too fast'. I'm happy to be corrected if I've misunderstood the minimum lap time rules.
Samuel James
it doesn't exist anymore, they got rid of that clumsy performance balancing system
Joseph Hall
addendum to previous: quoted from creventic rules
> The unique and attractive Balance Of Performance (BOP)-system for GT cars, introduced a few years ago, has proven to be successful and is further improved by skipping the “minimum reference lap times”. This means ALL A6 cars, A6-PRO and A6-AM can drive as fast as the can, without any consequences. (NO penalties and No BOP- consequences). > Also for class 991-PRO and 991-AM can drive as fast as they can.
Ryder Sanders
>when you realise it's one of Webber's trophies and not worth anything
Last three winners have been powered by N54/N55/S55 (basically the same fucking motor, the S55 is closed deck though). No S65's in sight haha.
Evan Roberts
Reminder that Robert Kubica is a pay driver, and that his "comeback" is no greater achievement than Rio Haryanto driving for Manor.
Benjamin Ramirez
motorsport.com/wec/news/alonso-unlikely-toyota-lmp1-hartley/4372662/ So according to this Hartley is likely to replace Alonso in TWL. Alonso is farting about and doesn't know what he wants to do next year. Possibly an Indy season or cherry picking meme races for one-off drives.
Didn't Haryanto get the highest speed in some of the speed traps on some tracks during his time in F1 though
Michael Cooper
Yep, and it proved all those "trolls" who said he was slow wrong. He was literally the fastest driver in F1.
Jonathan Cooper
>do a great job for Toyota >be loyal for years >get fired to make room for Alonso >Alonso fucks off as soon as Toyota has rigged Lemans for him >they hire someone else to replace you
So modest of him to leave F1 rather than dominate the sport for decades. They were not good enough to have a man like Haryanto. He came, he showed everyone just how fast he was, then walked away
Kevin Ross
*has to ditch because its carrier is sunk*
Nolan Watson
To be fair, Fartley scored more F1 points AND has a Le Mans win.
Bentley Hernandez
don't go to work tomorrow.
Tyler Perry
>only just now realised it's a bank holiday weekend
Speaking of which, I was wondering just now why the fuck Nascar isn't on this weekend , because they race literally every weekend. Took me a minute to realise that it's because of Jebus. Literally the only thing Nascar would ever stop for.
Carter Torres
I hope this season will be another 2016 with bottas cucking hamlet.
>t. poor personal grooming and hygiene yikes, imagine being proud of that
Jacob Powell
I thought ballasted seats was supposed to get rid of this drastic weight saving?
Isaac Powell
Got to thinking how much longer Hulkenberg has in F1. I figure 1 more season after this year.
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: >159 (161 entries) +18 races left in 2019 +22 races in 2020 =199 (201 entries)
>Hulkenberg ends up 1 short Pottery
Eli Gutierrez
>finngol About that part A couple of days ago I met a bunch of Finns in the bar and they weren't finngolic at all. Did Yea Forums(nel) lied to me or they were cryptoswedes?
Christian Hernandez
Nah, he's only 31. Renault will probably end up being somewhat decent in 2021 so he'll get his first podium
James Evans
>drastic In Hammo's case is a minor adjustment
Luis Adams
Is he at least on podium for longest f1 career?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
It's a meme Fun fact about it though, retards on /int/ think it makes Finns mad but the whole meme and its OC is basically made by Finns :D so it's a double joke
Jordan Adams
shut the fuck up, small dicks are cute and all dicks are precious
>Manufacturers talking about a possible GTE Plus category, with usual GTE machinery but having a bit more freeduhm and ability to use their engines at 700+ bhp > ACO officially never mentioned it > Multiple manufacturers are backing this plan, while the 'hypercar' ruleset still don't have too much support from anybody besides Toyota >GTE Plus would not be hybrid as far as current info goes
Adrian Campbell
Gimi300 at Paul Ricard?
Levi Sullivan
I'd unironically rate faster GTE over hypercar memes. It means that privateers can compete better as well.
Matthew Phillips
Didn't gimi has contract for both 2019 and 2020? Then he will even break Barrichello's record
Colton Turner
This fucking shitshow of a series, just make LeMeme a one-off race.
Andrew Roberts
It's not up to date, Kimi is on 297 by multiple sources
Should be 300 in Monaco, which is better than China
Jack Powell
is raikkonnen really that good?
Evan Ward
295 starts, 297 involvements.
Jordan Ortiz
No one would seriously compete in Le Mans if it was a one off. I'd rather watch proper constructors fight rather than old boomers with more money than sense.
Parker Anderson
The no starts were Indy 05 and 17 Malaysia.
Levi Bell
Yeah
Isaac Young
>Ballet teacher likes shota dick Colour me shocked
Leo Edwards
Whe he drives in 1st driver seat
Jeremiah Lopez
wat?
Colton Lewis
FWIW en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Formula_One_driver_records#Races_entered_and_started >Drivers are considered to be entered into a race if they attempt to compete in at least one official practice session with the intent of entering the race. These drivers are noted on the entry list for that race. A driver is considered to have started a race if they line up on the grid or at the pitlane exit for the start of a race
Nicholas Lee
Honestly see it the opposite. A manufacter might not want to commit to a full season when they want only LeMans. Making it a stand alone race (with GTE that I think is a good idea in that sense) would allow manufacters to do so without too many problems
Hudson Lewis
And Spa 2001 It's actually 294 starts
Blake Walker
He started the race but not the restart after Burti rekt'd himself into the barriers.
I would say that counts as a start.
Ethan Wilson
>I would say that counts as a start
Not officially though. Shows how stupid the whole entries/starts argument is tbqh
William Morgan
>Gimi will be the driver with the most racestarts next year Nice.
Daniel Wilson
reminder that ricciardo is unexposable
David Reyes
Gimi back to rari instead of vettee for his 300th race and wins, continuing the gimi curse. Mark my words
If we extrapolate the current calendar growth and gimi's ability to stay employed, by the time he retires he should be into quadruple figures.
Leo Kelly
Agreed.
It makes it even worse for drivers like Hulkenberg because he did almost every Friday practise session in 2011 but didn't race. If something had happened to the other drivers, he would have started.
I personally would not be against making the hulk stat: >159 (175 entries)
Zachary Lee
>Shows how stupid the whole entries/starts argument is tbqh
I wouldn't agree for podiums, because it's not like he had a chance to get one as Friday driver. But for *th race celebration, I'd be ok with counting them.
Lads I've heard Brundle talking shit about Rari, saying they humiliated Leclerc and making his charge with psicological problums. He also said the Scuderia doesn't have the confidence as Mercedes with his drivers.
What a fucking fagget.
Jayden Hernandez
>making him* Also buxton is fagget aswell, Kmag and Fat John are right
Henry Perez
You now realise all anglo motorsport journos are fucking retarded
Mason Richardson
Red Bull imploding was one of the best keks I've had in the year
Well he's partially right, Le Clerc is being treated like a bitch.
Josiah Clark
reminder that williams doesn't have spare chassis, so if one of their drivers pulls off an albon, he can only participate in the race by watching it on telly
Jonathan Sullivan
Brundle is getting awfully annoying and invested in meme narratives. I rate Johnny Herbert because he's a race winner and has based retard energy, and his eyes point in different directions.
Chase Bennett
Based Spaniard fucking up gendered English pronouns.
Jace Ross
>He doubts that Merc is actually slower than Williams and only based Chocojesus grants them the power to cruise to easy and safe victories
Charles Lewis
>Mercedes team principal Toto Wolff says the team’s three consecutive one-two finishes in the opening races have come despite the team not always having the quickest car. >However Wolff, who has consistently talked up the performance of rivals Ferrari, acknowledged that was not necessarily a “very popular” point of view. WE WUZ UNDERDOGZ AND NOW ZE FANS HATE UZ FOR IT racefans.net/2019/04/18/three-one-twos-flatter-mercedes-performance-says-wolff/
Brandon Campbell
Ze Unterhunden lugenpresse is kaput, call ze Bogs We need to give ze red auto false hope
he ignored the team order to not pass Vettee after losing position at the start
Spain user is saying Ferrari/Seb would have won if they didn't lose time from Vettel and Leclerc racing each other, and Leclerc took the bitch Bottas/Gimi rear-gunner wingman role and backed the Mercs up
Jackson Hall
Let's face it: He is the most popular driver on the grid right now, a true fan favourite. He is charismatic, handsome and has great sense of humour. How anyone could hate this guy is beyond me.
>If you allow your car to get out of control, you must accept a penalty is coming and let’s not forget that his actions ruined both McLaren drivers’ races where they had the potential to score points. A five- or 10-second penalty could be considered too lenient because of that. So they really want to commit to that narrative huh? Poor Blyat
>Hulk sings for Ferrari >Lotus doesn't pay Kimi >Ferrari decides that gimi is better >Hulk ends up driving for the team who caused him not to drive for Ferrari
Also with Hulk at Ferrari would have Vettee arrived?
>gimi will never win again >bottas is a fucking cuck Why even watch f1 at this point lol
Lucas Hernandez
Honestly Gimi's last win will be able to fuel me for at least a couple of seasons
Grayson Ramirez
doesn't really matter, it's a known thing. kubica had a contract for 2012, but then crashed. perez had an option for 2014, but chose 2013 mclaren seat. webber could sign for 2013 and 2014, but decided last minute to stay at red bull. hulk was very close to driving in 2014, but as we all know they picked kimi instead. and then there's bianchi with 2015 sauber drive with potential ferrari seat in 2016, but that went under the tractor.
Joseph Morgan
I’m glad we got the best timeline. aka kimi doing nothing for 5 seasons with a winning car
James Foster
...
Ethan Nguyen
To see Ferrari’s strategy implode again and again and again
Why are Poles such a conspiracy. I know the Kubica part, sad.. Kimi was great at Lotus that's why he got the Ferrari seat again
Adrian Flores
>clearly from a vn >anime death to *Nglos.
Kayden Gomez
what the fuck is a vn?
Ian Wilson
death to Japanese cartoons of any description
Hudson Torres
Virtual Network innit?
David Peterson
Ferrari was fucking shit from 2014 to 2016
Jace Brown
Joke's on you, it's a game
Jayden Ramirez
yeah a Japanese cartoon game
Matthew Bennett
FUCK VITALI PETROV
Nathaniel Barnes
half-decent skid pigs
Ayden Gonzalez
no it means visual novel, a pretentious way of saying children's picture book
Andrew Jackson
Vettel still won 3 races. Alonso almost won in hungaroring. 2017 tho was the season when he underperformed the most
Kayden Sanchez
>We are extremely delighted to announce that Super Formula will be working with LetsGoRacing to deliver all 7 Super Formula championship races in 2019 to our fans worldwide through the LetsGoRacing motorsports YouTube channel
BASED AS FUCK YES
Mason Harris
FUCKING BASED
Hunter Powell
>All Super Formula races will be streamed live and exclusively on Motorsport.tv outside Japan
what did motorsport mean by this?
Bentley Foster
>Super GT died for this an honorable sacrifice
Ayden Cox
Do the SGA also do SF or is there a separate organisation?
Ethan Gomez
we'll have to pay lad.
Parker Harris
no idea, but I would assume they are different organisations
Jaxson Collins
NOT FAIR
Lucas Green
>it's Hulks 10th F1-season wtf, time flies.
Wyatt Adams
The most handsome f1 driver for 10 straight seasons.
Andrew Reyes
Who is Rosberg?
Jason Ramirez
Rosberg was cute not handsome
Jose Thompson
He was THIS close to podiums: || Would you look at how close that is. Fuck, that's close.
Are you guys even Finns? Fenno-swedes are Finns mostly despite their language They say
Justin Campbell
germans are retards
Jaxson Butler
He survived being set on fire, he's immortal
Parker Butler
It’s a commonly funny question you text to someone late night meaning you want sex. “Ontas?” It's a shortened writing that comes from “¿Dónde estás?/Where are you?” more like “Where r u?”
Then the girl texts you back giving you her location so you can go and pick her up.
Brandon Ross
He is already past his prime, 29 so not that many years left. I think he is gonna end up like Alesi as a talented driver who never got a chance in a top-tier car
Ayden Jenkins
I'm from Jakobstad which almost 50-50 town. All we used to watch Kimi and Mika. Both Finnish and Swedish speakers Well I'm a boomer. I've never met an Ålander
They think they are a part of Sweden and have made it so that a mainlander can in practice never buy property from their island. They also leech money in form of various gibsmedats and refuse to offer services in Finnish. They should just go independent.
Anthony Roberts
Friebdly reminder Ruotsinkielinen ei ole suomalainen. Te olette mätää, korruptoitunutta paskaa.
Xavier Parker
reminder that only literal autists and dorftrottel watch F1
I'm pietarsaari fenno-swede wheres my money? I'm literally both.
Nolan Robinson
Mites toi Keke?
Joseph White
Truth hurts. Fuck off back to Sweden where you belong.
Grayson James
Reminder that if you care about drivers, overtakes and action instead of the technological and strategical battle between the teams you should fuck off back to r/formula1.
Jack Taylor
>hates Finns >hates Finnish language >made sure his son never learned the language and never spends any time here Typical """"Fenno""""-Swede trash.
Oliver Nguyen
My father is a Finnish speaker. Mom got Khaned
Jaxon Sanders
RARE A R E
Liam Jackson
It's Finland you fuck
Carson Stewart
Well yes, but most consider themselves firstly as ålanders and secondly as fins.
>Schumacher breaks his leg >get backing from Ferrari >'meesa numba one now!' >go to Stewart/Jaguar Eddie should have stayed, Rubens not winning a single race in 2001 is still beyond me
>and secondly as fins. Why not swedes? :DDD Finnish-speakers think even we indentify as swede :((((
Carson Morris
This is why we should have solved The Åland Question a long time ago by forcing you inbred fucking faggots into independence.
Asher Gutierrez
I would like to see Man Island flag. Greatest rally
Caleb Powell
It's an autonomous shitty little island that should be nuked. Or be used as refugee holding cell.
Brayden Garcia
All ålanders are hurri’s. Case closed
Jordan Brooks
>McLaren: 2012 Brazilian Grand Prix (Jenson Button). 2335 days ago. >Williams: 2012 Spanish Grand Prix (Pastor Maldonado). 2531 days ago. I love this stat so much Williams have more recent podiums too
Some of you are alright, don't go to Mariehamn tomorrow.
Cameron Ward
>Don't be rude Why? Is it wrong to say how things should be? Or will cops investigate me for hate speech because I dared to say something negative about Swedish speaking retards? By the way, RKP should be classed as an illegal organisation and its leaders should be tried for treason.
William Wilson
Ferrari needed someone who could help them set up the car and Rubens was cheaper than Eddie, also Eddie made a shit load of money out of that deal so it wasn't so bad
Ayden Bailey
It's Finland. Like you have Man or Jersey Islands but they would speak French
John Smith
No, it is not. They only stay because they get various gibsmedatsand then spit on the faces of those who pay for their gibs.
Oliver Barnes
Koska nämä langat menee tuohon muuten. Ei kiinnosta muuten t. en oo kumpikaan noista. Savosta.
he'll replace hamilton at mercedes believe me, my dad works at mercedes screencap this
Tyler Adams
oh look it's another man dressed as a woman trying to ruin MY F1
Gavin Wood
>Brendon Hartley has emerged as the favorite to replace Fernando Alonso in Toyota Gazoo Racing’s lineup for the 2019/20 FIA World Endurance Championship, amid the Spaniard’s expected exit from the team at the end of the current season.
>Ferd ending the factory GT LMGTE program and will support the privateers who will run the cars later on instead from next season
Logan Walker
>>Brendon Hartley Just how slow is he? Ericsson probably faster
Elijah Peterson
>Williams have more recent podiums too Fucking Stroll.
Ryan Anderson
stroll doesnt change that fact
Michael Brown
>williams anywhere near a podium ever what a timeline.
Without stroll's meme podium, Willy would still have more recent podiums from 2016 by Robottas
Jason Wood
Give me three example of anything good the finns have giving to the rest of the world. >gimi doesn't count since he's autistic
Brandon Long
Digits say
Kayden Edwards
sisu spürdo nico rosberg
Chase Phillips
>you now remember willyams locking out front row in Austria >you also remember when they were running 1-2 at silver stone and somehow missed the podium altogether through shit strategy
Julian Morales
Finlandia Moomins Spurdo
Jordan Lopez
Looks like squidward's nose
Joseph Jenkins
You got trips so it must be answered. Vettel shaves his ass on a daily basis since his hobby is making underagers eat his ass.
Jack Rodriguez
autism nokia spurdo
Luis Collins
GSM, 5G, GPRS And all mobile technology And linux
Nathaniel Sanchez
>And linux And that's android trust me bro. So probably enoughts for a small country
>GIBS ME DAT *bans Finnish* >MUH PROGRAMZ *bans population from main land from owning property or starting a business* >MUH SWEDISH *goes on a rant about Finns* >JÄVLA FINNAR *holds disoroportionate political power* >REFUGEES WELCOME FINNS NOT WELCOME *leeches 50 million in business grants*
