Describe his philosophy in as few words as you can

Describe his philosophy in as few words as you can

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play a gay sport with a bunch of pace nogs

pass sideways

tiki caca

>AHHHH SAVE ME MESSI

he needs to return to Spain, I feel bad for him. It's unnatural for an Engish team to play like City does. He need to return to Barcelona, we can win 2 out of 3 CLs for a decade with him here, what a waste for both him and the club :/

Messi will pull something out of his ass to save me

Exposito

buy spend buy and spend some more

DOUBLE THE DOSE

messi

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all he needs is another 100 billion, and he's getting into the final

Show oil sheik poorly edited videos with awful music of hyped up players on youtube to sign them.

pass pass pass pass pass
concede retarded goals

score offside goals

Possession

He should manage spain instead

Penis in butt

THIS DOES NOT F*CKING SLIP NOW

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>Over 38 games I'll be the most consistent against shitters and mid table teams*
>*assuming I manage the best team in the league

One word:

Marketing

shit

Bottle the first leg and over attack the second leg man

If this happens the PL will be mogged by Liverpool for the years to come

long passing too risky

spend a billion british pound sterling silver
then EXPOSE it

oh god no, not a yellow ribbon faggot like Pep

AIDS

get hired at a stacked team. employ antifootball tactics and turn the locker room against you in your final season.

>we

1. 300 million pounds
2. ???
3. ball into net

>we

Meme

he is a friend of el loco and ask advice from el chapita so...

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/thread

All i need is money and serial domestical winner teams

>pep loses cl/ league
>pep resigns
>barca loses cl
>valverde sacked
>pep hired

it's happening

"defending is easy la"

t. cruyff

Lionel Messi

lose to spurs

he's a fedora away from a full on reddit tier, high IQ, twat. He strives for perfection rather than effective football. If he was on the titanic, he'd know it was gonna hit the iceberg 3 hours prior, but would let it sink because he could say I told you so, and that they should have set a different trajectory two weeks ago.

Can't into semifinals

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porque ese cabron de cola de caballeo es amigo de todos los grandes de argentina
burrito algo no?

he is the Bjorn Borg of football
Borg was a tennis player of the late 70s and early 80s, when wood rackets were still used and tennis was a lot slower
he had fantastic speed and endurance, which allowed him to reach every ball
eventually, the rivals would get tired, and rush to the net to put at end to the point, and Borg would use those situations to hit passing shot winners.

Guardiola does the same, but with posession. he keeps the ball until the opponents run out of patience and make a mistake.
People compliment it as beautiful football, but it's very defensive and safe.

He plays good football but needs a squad of absolute world class players. He’s shit at cups and good in leagues. And he’s a closet fag.

>he keeps the ball until the opponents run out of patience and make a mistake.
is that why mendy and laporte played the ball directly into the opponents' feet several times today?

this, literally unironically this

Laporte was terrible. I don't like Otamendi but I think with him they would have won this match.
It also didnt make sense to me how Guardiola didnt use Sane and De Bryune the first match.
This loss is on Guardiola

>AHHHH SAVE ME MESSI

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>Why can't I just buy it?

R A R E
A
R
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>poop

Is that the Cook Island flag, or EU flag?

nfl?

mercenaries

>that feel when i missed the second half, and Poop running like a bitch celebrating a last minute goal just to get VAR'ed

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is the crazy abreu...and he still playing!

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>zoomer forgot about based loco "I played in 17 of 18 teams in LigaMX" Abreu

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>join the team that's already the best in the league
>spend more money than everybody else

Pep isn't an NBA mutt coach

someone posts his dance of possess already

Bald fraud

He should manage Argentina

A complete overkill for a national team, he won't be able to do much without weekly training.

Quadruple

sane turned on by pep's dancing

>sit down
>no talking, no talking
>only drink Walter

Liverpool is a shit club in a pay to win league, literally one of the worst groups in europe and considering that three or four major teams are rehauling this summer i wont be surprised if liverpool exited from the r16 next year

to poop

Too intelligent

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What's that?

ajax without chad de beeks

probably about pep being openly pro-indepedence for Catalonia

Bald fraudulence

MEEEEESSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.............!!!

Winning 2 CLs in 10 years doesn't seem impressive for Guardiola or Barcelona.

Simeone looks like a drooling retard in this one