>Fri 19 Apr 7:35 PM Chiefs v Lions, FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton 10:00 PM Sunwolves v Hurricanes, Tokyo >Sat 20 Apr 1:05 AM Sharks v Reds, Durban 7:35 PM Highlanders v Blues, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin 9:45 PM Waratahs v Rebels, SCG, Sydney >Sun 21 Apr 1:05 AM Stormers v Brumbies, Cape Town
>general >2 hours old >15 replies >almost all of them about other sports lmao dead sport
Ryan Clark
cheers for the bump numbnuts
Joshua Perez
whos ronaldo
whos messi
i dont watch soccer
Joseph Rodriguez
Zebre-Treviso tends to be a close fixture. If Treviso win without a BP and Edinburgh win with a BP then they'll just have to make up a 10 point difference to rank 3rd.
Gavin Edwards
I thought you needed the help mate, here, have another.
I meant one where non-polynesian women wear the lingerie. Would probably involve copious amounts of oil as well.
Cooper Wilson
Humiladed ur mum last nite m8
Luis White
I'm sure the muscular lads of /rug/ would fill lacy undies wiite nicely 2bh
John Hall
might make a new bru acct with IntegriDad
Connor Williams
When you really think about it, if NZ rugby is Westeros, the cook strait is the wall.
Jon Snow: Beauden Barrett Danaerys: SBW (converted to muslim/Khal) Dragons: Ioane bros Cersei: Damian Mckenzie The Mountain: Brody Retallick Tyrion: Brad Weber
Wight King: Scott Robertson Wight walkers: Crusaders The wildlings: highlanders
Ryan Wright
I didn't detest you before this post and now I admit I was wrong.
Jose Perry
Acknowledging mistakes is a key part of personal growth.
Ethan Lee
Based and accuratepilled
Oliver Brooks
worst post since /rug/ was invented
Joseph Sanchez
What a stupid fucking post.
Mason Miller
woke up in the middle of the night, checked /rug/ and saw this can not get back to sleep without telling you that this is an abhorrent post and reading it has truly ruined my sleep dreadful
Samuel Johnson
>Razor and the Crusaders are the good guys Surprisingly based post
John Lee
Friday feels but no footy on later. Grim. Also, City to Papakura is one big traffic jam. Get fucked normie scrum.
Adam Thompson
I am in the same boat. The only solution is a trans-tasman league with games on Thursdays (and maybe Wednesdays).
William Butler
Just want m10 cup back
Ayden Sullivan
I've made the same thread 3 times lol what a fucking mare
May as well fling a u turn and head back to work, might get there just in time to start back on Tuesday morning
Sebastian Campbell
no beers for me tomorrow saving the money for saturday
Colton Davis
oh nonono
Nicholas Cooper
I caved and bought a bottle of Ballantines on the way home. Only a couple today though. And of course, zero tmrw as it's Jesus' birthday.
David Sanchez
pub with the boys on the cards lads
Xavier Perry
This single handedly covers your yearly quota for terrible posts. No need to come back bro.
Leo Bell
How on earth are we supposed to know what day the rubbish goes out during Easter lads?
Nolan Morales
Don't NZ councils have websites?
Joshua Phillips
>fuck soccer, fuck off dont even follow rug but BASED
Austin Taylor
don’t they still pick up? i’ve already put mine out and i’ll be damned if i take them back in tonight
Justin Nguyen
Yea but two stat holidays fucks things up always.
Brandon Smith
well it’ll either be picked up tomorrow or they’ll stay there till they do
Alexander Wright
rugby tomorrow
Samuel Peterson
sniffing a blues upset unironically
Connor Russell
Would love to see Cruden sign up for the turbos next season so that he can be selected for the WC with dmac out. The guy got shafted being between Carter and Barrett, he was probably still the best pure 10 in the world when he went off shore.
David Ward
landers havent won since February
Matthew Perry
landers are much better at home though and I think their bench is better and might sneak it at the end gonna be game of the round though
Samuel Sullivan
still the underdogs tb h
Brody Baker
im thinking they win by less than a score
Ian Bailey
I'm with paddy, the Highlanders aren't a bad enough team to lose another game in a row when they're at home. Ben Smith should wreak havoc through the lazy Blues forwards.
Lincoln Flores
this is the exact type of game I'd talk myself into changing 5 mins before kick off and get it completely wrong
Josiah Wright
Please dont blame if the Blues win.
Jace Smith
can’t be mad if the good guys win t b h
Ayden Peterson
The Highlanders are gooder than the Blues. Also I plan to stay up for the Reds game tomorrow, will you be joining?
Wyatt Miller
yeah probably
Blake Phillips
I'd love to see Cruden play another RWC as well, but I'm not sure if he'll be willing. When he left he looked like he was satisfied with his run. Honestly if he still has the form, I hope he wants some more AB time enough to put himself forward
Nathan Anderson
raguby
Bentley Brooks
How much do you lads reckon Sarries will heem Munster by? Trying to decide what advantage to give them in my accumulator.
Kevin Miller
15 points
Jose Johnson
Can't wait for France to wooden spoon next year's 6N lads. Every coach they're hiring is worse than the previous one.
Jaxon Myers
5 points. Munster will turn it into a defensive game because that’s their main strength.
Blake Reed
Italy won't improve enough and france can still beat scotland or upset someone else
Dylan Kelly
Farrell, Pivac and Galthié are all going to be starting in head coach roles, Jones is definitely lacking and it looks like O'Shea is getting sacked too. Townsend will probably be the only returning head coach. It's up in the air what happens next year really.
Landon Brooks
Jones is definitely LEAVING
Daniel Wood
O'Shea supposedly being axed for the Cheetahs head coach. Which doesn't at all feel like an actual improvement, honestly. Like I get why they want to replace O'Shea but for the love of fuck get somebody from a decent set up.
Nolan Taylor
Reckon Farrell could end up sacked, especially if we get a shite attack coach. How is Jones lacking?
Groupexit means GROUPEXIT
Evan Turner
Surprised they aren't trying to get Kieran Crowley in there, he's turned Treviso into a decent good team
Asher Parker
Anyone else going to the Munster match on Saturday? Is Coventry any good for a night out?
Jeremiah Campbell
>we survived the night Another Easter miracle lads.
They don't have to. France will deteriorate even more for them.
I'm not sure whoever takes over O'Shea can help to improve Italy much more than he's already doing.
>Europa League Fucking nothing. When you have two shitstorm worthy divegrass matches played at the same time, it's almost impossible for any general to survive. Especially the VAR match. Europa League matches have nowhere near this impact.
Aaron Evans
Don't know anything about Euro soccer m8, or soccer in general in fact.
Kevin Richardson
I'd hope they'd keep him on as a director. The best thing he's done for Italy is getting the right people in place to grow their academy. As a coach though it's hard to argue that he's getting results.
Bentley Thompson
Tea and hot X buns for brekkie lads. what a treat.
mainly you posting cringy horseshit on my /rug/ "bro"
Evan Morales
missus is watching princess momonoke and footy's on in 20 wat do
Asher Fisher
>chiefs without DMAC what’s the point in watching
Austin Watson
You don't own anything here you clown. Just having a chat about some tv and movie stuff so what
Owen Torres
check out the seething freshie kek
Brandon Perez
Actually, I invented /rug/ and registered it with the Yea Forums patent office and have been elected captain 5 years running. Bet you feel foolish now.
Colton Jackson
Apart from Barrett and Cole not being there that's pretty much the 1st choice Hurricanes team. Sunwolves are gonna get owned
Samuel Roberts
Marty going for that All Black 10 shirt
Austin Johnson
Yeah right prove it
No I'm not mad. Just pity stupid people sometimes
Wyatt Sanchez
would leave to see both queefs and hurrs embarrassed tonight 2bh.
Evan Cox
That's sadly one of the reason, SR teams are meant to groom players for the test side. And if the Sunwolves aren't: 1) Winning, and/or 2) Honing enough home grown talents, The JRU have less reason to keep them in the SR
Cooper Mitchell
>retard posting about his Avengers feels in my fucking /rug/
SANZAAR cut them, not the JRU. The JRU created those two reasons by refusing to let them have access to Japanese Top League talent.
Asher Davis
Honestly, Japanese imagination for porn both shock me and impress me at the same time.
Mason Lee
You need to repent again.
Austin Butler
>marx in *lowers margin*
Nathan Brown
There are people who enjoy modern GoT? Last weeks episode was the most boring use of $15 million I've ever seen. I want that hour of my life back.
Kayden Williams
it's just shitspouter being a complete maggot as usual.
Gabriel Lopez
NICE HANDS YA MUG
Connor Powell
RUN FATTY RUN
Kevin Robinson
Makes sense after that atrocious post the other day. Will be filtering "game of thrones" on Yea Forums.
Nice running for a hooker there.
Ian Adams
rapid for a fat lad definitely.
Xavier Rivera
missus let me put the footy on despite being halfway through a movie God bless her. made her a tea and hot x bun.
Daniel Kelly
savea and jordie are out too
Liam Barnes
she sounds nice
Hudson Bennett
Is that what was going on? Pretty silly of JRU that way.
Isaac Morris
what movie was she watching
Adrian Williams
She should have known the rugby was on, it's the same time every week.
Cooper Peterson
>jantjies at 12 lmao thinks he's owen farrell and they'll play him outside pollard
Blake Martinez
I dont deserve her. princess momonoke She's usually at work.
Mason Foster
>5 mins out >taking the pee
Ian Ward
Tell her to watch Nausicaa, it's like Mononoke but better. Literally my favourite anime movie too.
William Hughes
>princess momonoke damn sole that film is way better than a cheifs lions game
Chase Thompson
Reckon you'll get 2 hot buns back later tonight
Bentley Davis
Weird choice considering the early scrum dominance. Don't agree with it.
Easton Campbell
wish I had a gf
Samuel Howard
I'll watch it with her
William Carter
>Brad Weber forcing ruck turnovers >his Chiefs sub is still going to Japan instead of him
Easton Nelson
oh nonono Already bonked this morning though
Brandon Lopez
>>Hookers making steps and line breaks >>Halfbacks jackaling and winning turnovers What is this I'm watching
Michael Campbell
it's a cool movie but we can finish it later. this game is quite entertaining and she likes watching rugby with me.
Lucas King
NZ rugby is still years ahead of everyone else, all their players have a broad skillset and can really do everything to a basic level of effectiveness.
Last week there was a second rower line linebreak followed by a step followed by a long floating pass and all I could think was "Adam Coleman can't do that".
Brandon Sanchez
nice drop idiot
Asher Miller
Literally had a mate over last weekend with his new bitch who is desperately trying to set up her hot friends with dudes. I'm unfortunately muscular yet attached. Aucklsnd bitches are crying out for males. Come to Auckldnd.
Jackson James
And if you dont like big titty blondes, the missus can set you up with the Korean hotties from her work. Just drop everything and move to Auckland.
Jace Nelson
i have one bird trying to get me to take her out but i’ve given her the slips so far because I’m not interested it’s highly possible I just want a fuck rather than a gf
Henry Morales
How old are you and I'll tell you what you want
Liam Reyes
Wait am I going to Aucklsnd or Auckldnd?
Logan Thompson
Yes.
Aiden Gutierrez
RWC is an injury party, there's a decent chance that Weber will receive a call up. He's the fourth choice in NZ surely.
Jonathan Roberts
Not him but I always wanted a big titty blonde. Ended up with a dfc blonde but I'm willing to make that compromise for a good life partner. People who aren't into blondes really are subhumans.
Noah Young
21
Matthew Price
could be drummond, he was in the squad last year, and he's 3 years younger
Did you state that you were 21? Could tell you some fun stories about being in a long term relationship at 21 at uni and getting involved in swinging? If you want advice on how fucking dumb it is to be attached at that age.
Leo Morales
Still up in there. Being outmucled in defence and making hasty errors has really been a theme for the Chiefs this year. Cooper really needs to drill some neres into his squad.
Nathaniel Fisher
>ding dong battle
Jeremiah Bell
Might apply for a job at Auck Uni lads.
Evan Carter
I have been with my fiancee for over 8 years. We met on her 19th birthday and I am only a few months older than her. I think I got lucky though.
Michael Wright
>swinging yikes lad
Brayden Smith
He'll be going to hell.
Carson Moore
you said you were 21, liars go to hell m8
Ian Myers
women are yucky
Brody Flores
gays burn in hell lad
Ayden Jenkins
various people burning in hell is rug's hottest meme this year.
Joseph Robinson
The paddy-aussie is 21 and >tfwnogf
I am 27 and got engaged last month
Zachary Sanders
your mom burns in hell
Brayden Sanders
/rug/ meetup in hell when? since we're not doing japan
No dice. Feel like I'm getting less action than paddy if thats possible.
Matthew Garcia
I'd tear up the righthand ngl
Christopher Taylor
The face paint kinda works for me.
Justin Campbell
these girls are cute right now but they won't age well. islander women age TERRIBLY.
would breed with though. make some sons and live off their riches playing rugby in japan.
Dylan Nguyen
Let's face it sheddy, you have fairly low standards.
Nolan Jenkins
hit me right in the chest with that one lad
Colton Ramirez
What can I say? If she have the blonde hair, I have the hard pee pee. Even a fake blonde with roots coming through like the lass on the right will do for me.
Reminder that Blueslads are always welcome at my house in remuera.
Anthony Butler
Surely it isn't worth it anymore to keep Saffer teams. Their whole country brings nothing but shit rugby and the influence over SANZAAR to make shit decisions.
Connor Gray
Wouldn't be caught dead in Remuera cheers though.
Logan Ortiz
im not seeing the chiefs or highlanders still in the playoff picture
Thomas Smith
Long bloody half time.
Easton Kelly
Blues v Landers tmrw is pivotal you guys don't realise
Sebastian James
blueslads are toplads, shame you all insist on living in Dorkland City of Fails and not mighty Dunedin
Wyatt Diaz
need some HTS but I've shot my cyberload
Gavin Gomez
I've lived in Dunedin AMA
Zachary Ward
Probably also the biggest sunwolves spanner in the thread, so at least something good comes out of it.
Samuel Sullivan
TJ is an All Black isn't he?
Jaxon Ramirez
not anymore lol
Colton Rogers
well be needing a sunrolves celebration thread I reckon
Asher Wood
Funny, that’s my exact thoughts on their inclusion in the Pro14
Aaron Baker
Nah Hansen's too stuck in his ways to kick out Poorenara. At this stage the best All Black XV would be mostly Crusaders players, a couple Blues and Landers, and Retallick.
Aiden Ross
Ben Ram.
John Flores
Reckon we should just leave them on their own Tbh.
David Hernandez
couple of nip qt's in the crowd
Lucas Green
pretty unsure about your use of a racial slur there m8
Andrew Rivera
Theoretically they should play in Europe as they share a timezone. However there's only one European competition that isn't strictly domestic and it would get fucked up with any more than 2-3 RSA teams so yeah really RSA has to do its own thing.
Blake Murphy
term of endearment, cunt
Adam Bell
>that pass oh nononono
Camden Green
Parker, Semisi to the Reds
Benjamin Butler
Parker should be looking at a Highlanders contract 2bh m8
Camden Turner
If we wanted Masirewa in Australia then we probably shouldn't have canned the Force where he was fucking playing.
Dominic Sanders
just good rugby here lads
cant believe the sunwolves are getting cut
Dominic Wright
#BringHimBack
Dominic Bennett
I know, a shame. I wonder if that World League thing will come into fruition. The Sunwolves putting up decent competition is a visible step forward from 2 years ago
Brayden Allen
Tanaka-Parker is the best 9-10 combo in Super Rugby after Genia-Cooper.
Jaxson King
Damn if the Sunwolves actually win this they're set to have done a pretty decent season, having had first victories against both Waratahs and Chiefs earlier. Baby steps I know, but it's honest work
Joshua Ramirez
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
Camden Turner
Stadium is packed. Happy the Japs turned out and got a great game out of it
Elijah Jones
Should be in the conversation for the 23 jersey for the ABs after this world cup. Best fend in the world right now.
Asher Bailey
They wanted to get the Griquas and another team into the Pro14 as well. Annoyingly, rather than flat out telling them to fuck off, the management of the league said they'd let in Saffer SR teams if they tried to join. I want em gone and the competition back to the Pro12. If we absolutely have to keep it a 14 team set up then at least let the literal who shitters be from Europe.
Hudson Walker
You can tell the commentators are almost off their seats
Evan Rivera
Apart from the fact you guys got the bum RSA teams and they've been stripped of their Springboks, what's so bad about having 2 in your tournament? At least they're in your timezone.
Dylan Rivera
>>after this we still have Landers vs Blues and Tahs vs Rebels tmr Quality rugby weekend.
Nathan Reed
Those are the top games of the weekend desu, and we still have the Reds tonight. Based Easter.
Brayden Phillips
Could have tapped it and then put it out.
Brandon Cruz
Bumwolves in glorious ascension only to be in horrific decimation lads.
Nathaniel Murphy
called it
Logan Harris
It's mostly that they're dogshit and devaluing the league. Would consider cutting Zebre and Dragons too but their Unions have part ownership of the competition so that's never happening.
Thomas Davis
Good recognition for Parker from a couple of All Blacks there, he'll be fucking stoked
Joseph Anderson
Well deserved, the guy's been decent as a flyhalf
Blake Mitchell
Certainly. Hoping he makes the move to based Harbour truth be told
Leo Powell
Very dangerous post number at midnight here lads. Concerned.
Nicholas Long
There's a game in less than an hour lad, stay up and you'll be here to replace the thread.
Isaiah Bell
I'm so cut though Haha
Christian Cox
Makos year I reckon
Cooper White
Scary Movie 2 on the telly lads
Tyler Parker
/rug/ kicking off in 5
Nathan Gonzalez
would have a run at those Sharks cheerleaders desu
>when the guys running the sidelines are both better refs than the ref
Jason Brooks
paddy you here m8
Thomas Rodriguez
SPEDS
Ryan Gray
BASED HEGARTY yeah mate
Lincoln Sanchez
Crazy that Paenga-Amosa was the main Wallabies hooker last year but hes not even close to being the best hooker for the Reds.
Thomas Murphy
I'll watch this first half with you and see about the 2nd depending on how full kinetic they go
Bentley Hall
How is Norf in maori?
Joseph Jackson
McDermott and Higginbotham absolutely need to be on the plane to Japan but they won't be.
Kayden Hall
Whangarei
David Cooper
Thanks
Christian Campbell
actually they was a dumb joke, Northland is Tai Tokerau
Jaxon Price
Queensland produces so much talent, why must their management and coaching be so appalling?
Joseph Johnson
because hue is about to make a thread in Cantonese and there's nothing we can do about it
Landon Ramirez
>let me Faggot
Nicholas Scott
SPEDS
Xavier Cooper
Baffling, they were the 2011 champions, and for a time they looked like they could not go wrong
Joseph Murphy
Rugby Egghand Football Union is objectively a better sport than Association Football Football. HOWEVER, this community ruins the sport by being so jealous of the success over the Canterbury Crusaders; mostly coming from Aucklanders who Ironically say poos support them when Auckland is a multicultural hellhole with a minority white soft rat cunt population.
Levi White
>pick the reds >get punished >don’t pick the reds >get punished
Wyatt Nguyen
They had Ewen McKenzie then, a bit like the Wallabies did the last time they looked good. Then they hired a number of retarded coaches and seem keen on continuing the policy.
Jace Taylor
>doubting ThornGOD
William Turner
Good Reds scrum there. Brad will be proud.
Austin Rivera
You mean the guy with 0 coaching experience who was appointed as coach for no reason and immediately dismissed his 3 best players and works his players so hard that many of them are looking at leaving since he's been re-signed?
Jackson Foster
Reds got bloody lucky there, there was blood in the water (get it?)
If the fans and players dont want it nothing will be happening, people need to learn to stop the media manipulating their thinking
Gabriel Moore
>If the fans and players dont want it nothing will be happening Tell that to the Force and the Sunwolves.
Ian Sullivan
>If the fans and players dont want it nothing will be happening Might have been true in the past but the higher ups have gone to shit recently with retarded decisions.
Gabriel Johnson
New Thread for later
Jaxson Sanders
>thinking the higher ups give a fuck about we think