/rug/ - fuck soccer, fuck off

Happy Easter lads. God bless.

SUPER RUGBY
Week 10

>Fri 19 Apr
7:35 PM Chiefs v Lions, FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton
10:00 PM Sunwolves v Hurricanes, Tokyo
>Sat 20 Apr
1:05 AM Sharks v Reds, Durban
7:35 PM Highlanders v Blues, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
9:45 PM Waratahs v Rebels, SCG, Sydney
>Sun 21 Apr
1:05 AM Stormers v Brumbies, Cape Town

**all times in RWCT**

streams:
vipbox.live/rugby-live
vipleague.pw/rugby-schedule-streaming-links

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tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/rugby/rugbys-world-league-step-closer-six-nations-agree-due-diligence
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Holy fuck I hate divegrass.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHGHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

I will slack off at work to fight the teen europoor menace.

oh nononono

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Connacht

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only kiwi pole vault girls can save rug.

Shan't be playing this week.

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>Ronaldo eliminated
>Messi with a glorious night last night
>NZ immediately dropping football altogether

KEK that cope

The guy that runs Capri Sun basically owns your national rugby team.

What's she thinking about this very moment?

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Whether or not it would be worth it to smack that ass.

NZ has always been rugby territory moron, stay out of /rug/

I thoroughly enjoy that thigh+bum set. 10/10 would eat off

How impossible is it that Zebre beat Benetton and Edinburgh can actually qualify? We played so well for so many games.

good to see backup from the NH lads

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>general
>2 hours old
>15 replies
>almost all of them about other sports
lmao dead sport

cheers for the bump numbnuts

whos ronaldo

whos messi

i dont watch soccer

Zebre-Treviso tends to be a close fixture. If Treviso win without a BP and Edinburgh win with a BP then they'll just have to make up a 10 point difference to rank 3rd.

I thought you needed the help mate, here, have another.

thanks dickhead

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>tfw no lingerie rugby competition

we could organise one with the rug lads.

Not sure a g string would suit me lad.

/rug/ needs more care with values of rugby

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I meant one where non-polynesian women wear the lingerie. Would probably involve copious amounts of oil as well.

Humiladed ur mum last nite m8

I'm sure the muscular lads of /rug/ would fill lacy undies wiite nicely 2bh

might make a new bru acct with IntegriDad

When you really think about it, if NZ rugby is Westeros, the cook strait is the wall.

Jon Snow: Beauden Barrett
Danaerys: SBW (converted to muslim/Khal)
Dragons: Ioane bros
Cersei: Damian Mckenzie
The Mountain: Brody Retallick
Tyrion: Brad Weber

Wight King: Scott Robertson
Wight walkers: Crusaders
The wildlings: highlanders

I didn't detest you before this post and now I admit I was wrong.

Acknowledging mistakes is a key part of personal growth.

Based and accuratepilled

worst post since /rug/ was invented

What a stupid fucking post.

woke up in the middle of the night, checked /rug/ and saw this
can not get back to sleep without telling you that this is an abhorrent post and reading it has truly ruined my sleep
dreadful

>Razor and the Crusaders are the good guys
Surprisingly based post

Friday feels but no footy on later. Grim. Also, City to Papakura is one big traffic jam. Get fucked normie scrum.

I am in the same boat. The only solution is a trans-tasman league with games on Thursdays (and maybe Wednesdays).

Just want m10 cup back

I've made the same thread 3 times lol what a fucking mare

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Gonna get hammered on Friday and finally rise on Monday lads.

I thought about getting a bottle today but might do my liver a favour and wait till Sat

Just like the time Jon snow got stabbed

Just like the time shitspouter fucked his sister.

>score more goals
>lose
nice “”””””””sport””””””””””” you got there soccer fans

Thread needs more Eliza

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What actually happened? I played soccer for a while when I switched schools so I'm not a total noob.

Go be a masterbation addict somewhere else

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the nfl has one, why can’t we?

t. drew mitchell

2nd leg of a champions league quarter final ended 4-3 but was 4-4 on aggregate and tottenham had more away goals so they go through

>the RWC is this year

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Aggregate goals are a Jewish ploy.

>in a time zone that wont destroy my ability to function

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Away goals rule is shit.

>that guy
kek

OFF WORK
NO RUGBY

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ah yes

auckshit traffic

May as well fling a u turn and head back to work, might get there just in time to start back on Tuesday morning

no beers for me tomorrow
saving the money for saturday

oh nonono

I caved and bought a bottle of Ballantines on the way home. Only a couple today though. And of course, zero tmrw as it's Jesus' birthday.

pub with the boys on the cards lads

This single handedly covers your yearly quota for terrible posts. No need to come back bro.

How on earth are we supposed to know what day the rubbish goes out during Easter lads?

Don't NZ councils have websites?

>fuck soccer, fuck off
dont even follow rug but BASED

don’t they still pick up?
i’ve already put mine out and i’ll be damned if i take them back in tonight

Yea but two stat holidays fucks things up always.

well it’ll either be picked up tomorrow or they’ll stay there till they do

rugby tomorrow

sniffing a blues upset unironically

Would love to see Cruden sign up for the turbos next season so that he can be selected for the WC with dmac out. The guy got shafted being between Carter and Barrett, he was probably still the best pure 10 in the world when he went off shore.

landers havent won since February

landers are much better at home though and I think their bench is better and might sneak it at the end
gonna be game of the round though

still the underdogs tb h

im thinking they win by less than a score

I'm with paddy, the Highlanders aren't a bad enough team to lose another game in a row when they're at home. Ben Smith should wreak havoc through the lazy Blues forwards.

this is the exact type of game I'd talk myself into changing 5 mins before kick off and get it completely wrong

Please dont blame if the Blues win.

can’t be mad if the good guys win t b h

The Highlanders are gooder than the Blues. Also I plan to stay up for the Reds game tomorrow, will you be joining?

yeah probably

I'd love to see Cruden play another RWC as well, but I'm not sure if he'll be willing. When he left he looked like he was satisfied with his run. Honestly if he still has the form, I hope he wants some more AB time enough to put himself forward

raguby

How much do you lads reckon Sarries will heem Munster by? Trying to decide what advantage to give them in my accumulator.

15 points

Can't wait for France to wooden spoon next year's 6N lads. Every coach they're hiring is worse than the previous one.

5 points. Munster will turn it into a defensive game because that’s their main strength.

Italy won't improve enough and france can still beat scotland or upset someone else

Farrell, Pivac and Galthié are all going to be starting in head coach roles, Jones is definitely lacking and it looks like O'Shea is getting sacked too. Townsend will probably be the only returning head coach. It's up in the air what happens next year really.

Jones is definitely LEAVING

O'Shea supposedly being axed for the Cheetahs head coach. Which doesn't at all feel like an actual improvement, honestly. Like I get why they want to replace O'Shea but for the love of fuck get somebody from a decent set up.

Reckon Farrell could end up sacked, especially if we get a shite attack coach.
How is Jones lacking?

Groupexit means GROUPEXIT

Surprised they aren't trying to get Kieran Crowley
in there, he's turned Treviso into a decent good team

Anyone else going to the Munster match on Saturday?
Is Coventry any good for a night out?

>we survived the night
Another Easter miracle lads.

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What day is Easter egg day?

Sunday.

Happy Easter from John the caterpillar.

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They don't have to. France will deteriorate even more for them.

I'm not sure whoever takes over O'Shea can help to improve Italy much more than he's already doing.

>Europa League
Fucking nothing. When you have two shitstorm worthy divegrass matches played at the same time, it's almost impossible for any general to survive. Especially the VAR match. Europa League matches have nowhere near this impact.

Don't know anything about Euro soccer m8, or soccer in general in fact.

I'd hope they'd keep him on as a director. The best thing he's done for Italy is getting the right people in place to grow their academy. As a coach though it's hard to argue that he's getting results.

Tea and hot X buns for brekkie lads. what a treat.

>brekkie
>1pm
State of this lazy cunt

You deserve a (you) for this. Here is your (you).

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For me it's buns, specially when they drop

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Soup for brekkie lads.

i remember these kek

i also remember you seething when you couldnt make a thread with them last year

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Egg chasing

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Easter /rug/ with the lads

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cant force myself to study

3 hours til kickoff lads

might have a cheeky bat or maybe I'll save myself for the HTS

Go jaguares

raining out
maximum comfy

Perfect sunny clear day all over the country

At the pub lads, having a “substantial meal” with my beers.

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How is your soup lad

>Good Friday
>no NZ derby
Don't see what's so good about it 2bh.

You will go to hell unless you repent.

Good m8, a solid 5%. Pretty flash having it served in green bottles.

I'm not a gay m8.

Atheists go to hell too.

3 am here lads

The church of GODmian McGOATzie

I'm a devout muslim lad.

Far more interested in Bumwolves vs Hurrs, why isn't that first?

could be an upset

Not could be, I am actually upset.

dat yew padraig?

sorry to hear that lad
y-yes

15 Chase Tiatia
14 Wes Goosen
13 Matt Proctor
12 Ngani Laumape
11 Ben Lam
10 Fletcher Smith
9 TJ Perenara (c)
8 Reed Prinsep
7 Du'Plessis Kirifi
6 Vaea Fifita
5 Liam Mitchell
4 James Blackwell
3 Ben May
2 Ricky Riccitelli
1 Fraser Armstrong

Reserves

16 Asafo Aumua
17 Xavier Numia
18 Jeff To'omaga-Allen
19 Isaia Walker-Leawere
20 Sam Henwood
21 Richard Judd
22 James Marshall
23 Billy Proctor

>kirifi and fifita and aumua running over smol nips

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you want your HTS Easter extravaganza in which game?

15 Ryohei Yamanaka
14 Gerhard van den Heever
13 Josh Timu
12 Rahboni Warren-Vosayaco
11 Semisi Masirewa
10 Hayden Parker
09 Jamie Booth
08 Hendrik Tui
07 Dan Pryor (c)
06 Ben Gunter
05 Luke Thompson
04 Mark Abbott
03 Hiroshi Yamashita
02 Nathan Vella
01 Pauliasi Manu.

Reserves: Atsushi Sakata, Masataka Mikami, Takuma Asahara, Tom Rowe, Shuhei Matsuhashi, Jamie Booth, Jason Emery, Jamie Henry.

>loosie Vosayaco to the midfield

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rolling for 1

>2 Japs starting
This is why they were cut.

what the fuck happened to michael little

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injured iirc

Honestly just want the weekend to hurry up so I can watch the next GoT episode

What an absolute shitspouter of a post peeyew

>game is in tokyo not some dire empty athletics stadium in singapore or hong kong
fuck yes

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Yeah endgame next week too. Big week so I'm resting up this long weekend for the emotional rollercoaster

Liars all go to hell so we're all going to hell anyway.

Not if we repent.

>Folau says Liars all go to hell
>what if he was lying

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What the fuck is your problem bro

what if I lie about repenting

mainly you posting cringy horseshit on my /rug/ "bro"

missus is watching princess momonoke and footy's on in 20 wat do

>chiefs without DMAC
what’s the point in watching

You don't own anything here you clown. Just having a chat about some tv and movie stuff so what

check out the seething freshie kek

Actually, I invented /rug/ and registered it with the Yea Forums patent office and have been elected captain 5 years running. Bet you feel foolish now.

Apart from Barrett and Cole not being there that's pretty much the 1st choice Hurricanes team. Sunwolves are gonna get owned

Marty going for that All Black 10 shirt

Yeah right prove it

No I'm not mad. Just pity stupid people sometimes

would leave to see both queefs and hurrs embarrassed tonight 2bh.

That's sadly one of the reason, SR teams are meant to groom players for the test side. And if the Sunwolves aren't:
1) Winning, and/or
2) Honing enough home grown talents,
The JRU have less reason to keep them in the SR

>retard posting about his Avengers feels in my fucking /rug/

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trip on please sóyspouter

The Scrotebook on tv1 lads

SANZAAR cut them, not the JRU. The JRU created those two reasons by refusing to let them have access to Japanese Top League talent.

Honestly, Japanese imagination for porn both shock me and impress me at the same time.

You need to repent again.

>marx in
*lowers margin*

There are people who enjoy modern GoT? Last weeks episode was the most boring use of $15 million I've ever seen. I want that hour of my life back.

it's just shitspouter being a complete maggot as usual.

NICE HANDS YA MUG

RUN FATTY RUN

Makes sense after that atrocious post the other day. Will be filtering "game of thrones" on Yea Forums.

Nice running for a hooker there.

rapid for a fat lad definitely.

missus let me put the footy on despite being halfway through a movie God bless her. made her a tea and hot x bun.

savea and jordie are out too

she sounds nice

Is that what was going on? Pretty silly of JRU that way.

what movie was she watching

She should have known the rugby was on, it's the same time every week.

>jantjies at 12
lmao thinks he's owen farrell and they'll play him outside pollard

I dont deserve her.
princess momonoke
She's usually at work.

>5 mins out
>taking the pee

Tell her to watch Nausicaa, it's like Mononoke but better. Literally my favourite anime movie too.

>princess momonoke
damn sole that film is way better than a cheifs lions game

Reckon you'll get 2 hot buns back later tonight

Weird choice considering the early scrum dominance. Don't agree with it.

wish I had a gf

I'll watch it with her

>Brad Weber forcing ruck turnovers
>his Chiefs sub is still going to Japan instead of him

oh nonono
Already bonked this morning though

>>Hookers making steps and line breaks
>>Halfbacks jackaling and winning turnovers
What is this I'm watching

it's a cool movie but we can finish it later. this game is quite entertaining and she likes watching rugby with me.

NZ rugby is still years ahead of everyone else, all their players have a broad skillset and can really do everything to a basic level of effectiveness.

Last week there was a second rower line linebreak followed by a step followed by a long floating pass and all I could think was "Adam Coleman can't do that".

nice drop idiot

Literally had a mate over last weekend with his new bitch who is desperately trying to set up her hot friends with dudes. I'm unfortunately muscular yet attached. Aucklsnd bitches are crying out for males. Come to Auckldnd.

And if you dont like big titty blondes, the missus can set you up with the Korean hotties from her work. Just drop everything and move to Auckland.

i have one bird trying to get me to take her out but i’ve given her the slips so far because I’m not interested
it’s highly possible I just want a fuck rather than a gf

How old are you and I'll tell you what you want

Wait am I going to Aucklsnd or Auckldnd?

Yes.

RWC is an injury party, there's a decent chance that Weber will receive a call up. He's the fourth choice in NZ surely.

Not him but I always wanted a big titty blonde. Ended up with a dfc blonde but I'm willing to make that compromise for a good life partner. People who aren't into blondes really are subhumans.

21

could be drummond, he was in the squad last year, and he's 3 years younger

fuck mckenzie being injured

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ironically, Cheefs should have taken the 3 earlier

Will probably depends on who gets injured then. If Smith or Tahurirorangi gets injured they'll probably call Weber - his play style resemble Smith

Crowded House are the only S-tier band from Australia or New Zealand

*blocks your path*
youtube.com/watch?v=ASY7boVoDCQ

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The missus and I rewatch this at least once a year and quote it regularly in our day to day lives. "Leggy Blonde" speaks to me on a spiritual level.

chiefs looking done

Brumbies thumped the Lions last week. NZ rugby looking done.

Easy. Mate, you just need someone to root.

Fornicators will go to hell.

isn’t that what a gf is for uce hehe

nice try t b h

>that music choice
KEK

Well not entirely, not when you're grown up a bit.

>McKenzie dead
>Debreczini dead in first game
Chiefs dead

AWOOMBAWAY

i’m fully aware that’s all i need but she’s insisting I take her out and i dunno if I can be arsed tbqh

Sounds demanding, bail.

running for the hills tbqh

cum

HTS EASTER EXTRAVAGNAZA

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>she wants to go out somewhere before I defile her womanhood
>"sounds demanding, bail"
no wonder you guys go to hell

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>2 didn't work
FUCK it was a goodie

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hell sounds more fun

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>chiefs unironically in shambles after losing Pinekenzie

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Fuck I love big tits.

whered you find this pic of me
good post

The only reason the Chirfs are in this is because Jantjies keeps kicking.

It's an artist's impression of you after seeing moderate amounts of ass on the internet.

Chiefs are utter shit and I'm gutted we lost to them.

>lions and waratahs make the playoffs again

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They're not in this at all m8

Back from the pub lads, succinctly update me on the last 4hrs of /rug/ if it's not too much trouble, please and thanks.

Pouring a Tanq 10 with a slice of orange if anyone wants to cruise to mine for drinks.

love a good arse though, im internally conflicted

>Chefes

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>tfw no wahine gf

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Shitspouter posted very poorly and was called out on it, I posted ass, and Paddy contemplates pursuing a gf.

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Chiefs bad. Blondes good.

Gorgeous.

Oh and the missus was watching a movie.

seen better scrums at an u15's game than the chiefs are putting out tonight

Worth scrolling up to read and then giving Paddy some advice? Good job on ass btw.

Do you lads like the fridge magnets I made today? (erasers, glue and magnets)

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im good now, I wasnt that interested and im still not

We are also fans of tits.

BRAD WEBER

...butterflied panko prawn being crumbed?

Fiiiinally

WEBER

>tfw stream is delayed and weber hasn't done anything yet

comeback ON

I think it's just two prawns side by side. Japanese erasers: hot dog, tempura? and sushi

wew lad

IBS HABBENIN

BANG BANG

Nice moon there Jacobson

>do nothing for an hour
>finally do something
ah yes
the chiefs

they'll probably win

Marty Misskenzie

lol that was an awful kick

embarrassing post

never mind

Asian gf.

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Did you state that you were 21? Could tell you some fun stories about being in a long term relationship at 21 at uni and getting involved in swinging? If you want advice on how fucking dumb it is to be attached at that age.

Still up in there. Being outmucled in defence and making hasty errors has really been a theme for the Chiefs this year. Cooper really needs to drill some neres into his squad.

>ding dong battle

Might apply for a job at Auck Uni lads.

I have been with my fiancee for over 8 years. We met on her 19th birthday and I am only a few months older than her. I think I got lucky though.

>swinging
yikes lad

He'll be going to hell.

you said you were 21, liars go to hell m8

women are yucky

gays burn in hell lad

various people burning in hell is rug's hottest meme this year.

The paddy-aussie is 21 and >tfwnogf

I am 27 and got engaged last month

your mom burns in hell

/rug/ meetup in hell when? since we're not doing japan

mana skooman is fucking tiny

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I intend on repenting so I won't be able to make it.

why are you answering for him then? no one cares about your grim 8-year shed relationship.

get back to looking for a job Izzy

Shall repent on my deathbed m8

bring TTT on already jesus fucking christ atleast pretend he's good learn from the crusaders and the all blacks on sharing the work between halfbacks

Izzy doesn't need a job, he's going to be rich when they pay out his contract.

GAME ON

what the fuck is this game lol

GAME ON

izzy probably tithes like 80% of his income to the church and spends the rest on drinking and lying and fornicating and idolating

>stream is still 2 mins behind and /rug/ ruins everything

he's not a scientologist m8

Cooper's counting on Weber to steer the ship. This is when they're really feeling Retallick and Cane's absence

not using the bench in current year just seems fucking amateur

Jantjies fucked it by taking that drop goal kek

based BigFlip saving us from the cowardpoint menace

except didn't as they won

Based Loins

>45 minutes to next game

FUCK fox

post picks plz someone.
wanting to bully shedcoward.

Captain seems genuinely happy, he's like an anti-Michael Hooper

>jantjies gives the ball back with a drop goal
>mckenzie gives the ball back by kicking it 30 metres

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For sure it's not for me long term, but Jesus Christ it's fucking (heh) fun.

Based my pick on the Lions shit display last week and not knowing Retallick was out.

seems a good lad that lad

Europe travel lad you here m8?

Lions also got some players back this week, Whiteley usually makes a big difference

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>get home
>queefs actually lost
KEK what the fuck lads

havent seen an odd european flag around here in a while

Gonna call my son Damian, middle name McKenzie

Yeah +Whiteley +Marx vs -McKenzie -Retallick, but I hadn't seen it in the news. Need some better sites I guess.

Might try for a between-game blowie lads. Wish me luck

bad luck lol

Got me Haha

haha but really good luck haha

i come in your room while your sleeping and watch you

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Unlike Marty McKenzie, I just succesfully converted my morning Chiefs into the bowl

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Based Weebs working on a slampig for later,

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No dice. Feel like I'm getting less action than paddy if thats possible.

I'd tear up the righthand ngl

The face paint kinda works for me.

these girls are cute right now but they won't age well. islander women age TERRIBLY.

would breed with though. make some sons and live off their riches playing rugby in japan.

Let's face it sheddy, you have fairly low standards.

hit me right in the chest with that one lad

What can I say? If she have the blonde hair, I have the hard pee pee. Even a fake blonde with roots coming through like the lass on the right will do for me.

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What are your numbers rug? How many times have you P in the V.

I know the critical attack points on all regular rug posters m8.

gonna need a translation

Like a billion times mate

i've seen some pretty cute maori grandmas

haha yeah this

Seconding this also.

Only one P fortunately. V's are mid-30s. A's are 5 or 6.

been paying to put the P in the asian V once a week for the last 9 years. do the math.

23 times.

>A's are 5 or 6.
You're going to jail pedo cunt

>mid-30s
gross grannyfucker

Anuses not Adolescents.

like 30-something different Vs. I know realise the question was how many times. So 20 years times once a fortnight average.

gf is in in bed and I can hear her farting.

look at that fucking crowd. Thats bigger than the chiefs had and yet theyre being kept

First threesome. Love /rug/ btw

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>australian rugby fan

why

With different people or with the same person?

Fucked about 11 different girls but current gf like 500-800 times who's counting

whats the bulls name lad

Post your degeneracy elsewhere.

it is I, paddy

I'm counting.
36 different partners.
11 nationalities.
5,434 instances of penetration.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't bother responding to the NRL bogans lad.

/cric/ dead is it?

Mods please ban this idiot.

God damn Parker's got quite a boot on him

To recover from that diving catch by making such a big kick is pretty crazy.

Just received this and my weiner feels strange.

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That's shitspouter.

>ugly diseased-looking gooks
wait, I thought I was the one with low standards

huge crowd
based nips
cant wait for the world cup

Are you going?

Rough for the Wolves, Booth saved that but then got injured and lost it.

nah ill be in europe a little bit before it starts

BAMBOOZLES

how much dorra for sucky?

Show racial hatred the red card m8

10 dorra

I'd show those fuggos the door.

ooh baby

>the shed door

kek

could it be

based wolves

No, the front door. I only lock blondes in my shed.

Asian gf.

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Messy fucking game. Sunwolves are pretty shit not to have scored there.

hard kek

Ah-weww

MASIREWA

PARKER!
MASIREWA!

Anyone else 0 for 2

>FLAT ass

yep that's an asian

Any more ass you'd have a seizure you mick fuck

Canes have it lad.

THE HURRISHITS

TJ GAYONARA

dear oh dear

the absolute state of poo peeland rugby

*redeems the nation*

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i love a good arse m8, thats sheddy youre talking to
GAMMON BASED BLOO

oh nononono

just wanna eat some ass lads

Based Parker.

Sheddy claims to Asian gf. I'm surprised he's this Folauey

wasnt me, I love a good ass even more than you I'd wager

must be this nrl bogan thats been in here

ah it's the cric falseflagger. cheeky fuck.

True Easter miracle lads

That first half reminds me why I love watching rugby

Imagine cutting a team that's just getting going.

Thinking about kmsing looking at this scorecard and the only thing keeping me going is being home to watch the queefs get heemed next week.

imagine keeping shit teams like the chiefs or the SA teams

ah yes lynxtitfag aka wellingcuck, our roving lad abroad.

H-ha yeah chiefs not blues Haha-ha

nearly at 90 kegs lads

Reminder that Blueslads are always welcome at my house in remuera.

Surely it isn't worth it anymore to keep Saffer teams. Their whole country brings nothing but shit rugby and the influence over SANZAAR to make shit decisions.

Wouldn't be caught dead in Remuera cheers though.

im not seeing the chiefs or highlanders still in the playoff picture

Long bloody half time.

Blues v Landers tmrw is pivotal you guys don't realise

blueslads are toplads, shame you all insist on living in Dorkland City of Fails and not mighty Dunedin

need some HTS but I've shot my cyberload

I've lived in Dunedin AMA

Probably also the biggest sunwolves spanner in the thread, so at least something good comes out of it.

TJ is an All Black isn't he?

not anymore lol

well be needing a sunrolves celebration thread I reckon

Funny, that’s my exact thoughts on their inclusion in the Pro14

Nah Hansen's too stuck in his ways to kick out Poorenara. At this stage the best All Black XV would be mostly Crusaders players, a couple Blues and Landers, and Retallick.

Ben Ram.

Reckon we should just leave them on their own Tbh.

couple of nip qt's in the crowd

pretty unsure about your use of a racial slur there m8

Theoretically they should play in Europe as they share a timezone. However there's only one European competition that isn't strictly domestic and it would get fucked up with any more than 2-3 RSA teams so yeah really RSA has to do its own thing.

term of endearment, cunt

>that pass
oh nononono

Parker, Semisi to the Reds

Parker should be looking at a Highlanders contract 2bh m8

If we wanted Masirewa in Australia then we probably shouldn't have canned the Force where he was fucking playing.

just good rugby here lads

cant believe the sunwolves are getting cut

#BringHimBack

I know, a shame. I wonder if that World League thing will come into fruition. The Sunwolves putting up decent competition is a visible step forward from 2 years ago

Tanaka-Parker is the best 9-10 combo in Super Rugby after Genia-Cooper.

Damn if the Sunwolves actually win this they're set to have done a pretty decent season, having had first victories against both Waratahs and Chiefs earlier. Baby steps I know, but it's honest work

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

Stadium is packed. Happy the Japs turned out and got a great game out of it

Should be in the conversation for the 23 jersey for the ABs after this world cup. Best fend in the world right now.

They wanted to get the Griquas and another team into the Pro14 as well. Annoyingly, rather than flat out telling them to fuck off, the management of the league said they'd let in Saffer SR teams if they tried to join. I want em gone and the competition back to the Pro12. If we absolutely have to keep it a 14 team set up then at least let the literal who shitters be from Europe.

You can tell the commentators are almost off their seats

Apart from the fact you guys got the bum RSA teams and they've been stripped of their Springboks, what's so bad about having 2 in your tournament? At least they're in your timezone.

>>after this we still have Landers vs Blues and Tahs vs Rebels tmr
Quality rugby weekend.

Those are the top games of the weekend desu, and we still have the Reds tonight. Based Easter.

Could have tapped it and then put it out.

Bumwolves in glorious ascension only to be in horrific decimation lads.

called it

It's mostly that they're dogshit and devaluing the league. Would consider cutting Zebre and Dragons too but their Unions have part ownership of the competition so that's never happening.

Good recognition for Parker from a couple of All Blacks there, he'll be fucking stoked

Well deserved, the guy's been decent as a flyhalf

Certainly. Hoping he makes the move to based Harbour truth be told

Very dangerous post number at midnight here lads. Concerned.

There's a game in less than an hour lad, stay up and you'll be here to replace the thread.

I'm so cut though Haha

Makos year I reckon

Scary Movie 2 on the telly lads

/rug/ kicking off in 5

would have a run at those Sharks cheerleaders desu

I'm still in it lads

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barely

>when the guys running the sidelines are both better refs than the ref

paddy you here m8

SPEDS

BASED HEGARTY
yeah mate

Crazy that Paenga-Amosa was the main Wallabies hooker last year but hes not even close to being the best hooker for the Reds.

I'll watch this first half with you and see about the 2nd depending on how full kinetic they go

How is Norf in maori?

McDermott and Higginbotham absolutely need to be on the plane to Japan but they won't be.

Whangarei

Thanks

actually they was a dumb joke, Northland is Tai Tokerau

Queensland produces so much talent, why must their management and coaching be so appalling?

because hue is about to make a thread in Cantonese and there's nothing we can do about it

>let me
Faggot

SPEDS

Baffling, they were the 2011 champions, and for a time they looked like they could not go wrong

Rugby Egghand Football Union is objectively a better sport than Association Football Football. HOWEVER, this community ruins the sport by being so jealous of the success over the Canterbury Crusaders; mostly coming from Aucklanders who Ironically say poos support them when Auckland is a multicultural hellhole with a minority white soft rat cunt population.

>pick the reds
>get punished
>don’t pick the reds
>get punished

They had Ewen McKenzie then, a bit like the Wallabies did the last time they looked good. Then they hired a number of retarded coaches and seem keen on continuing the policy.

>doubting ThornGOD

Good Reds scrum there. Brad will be proud.

You mean the guy with 0 coaching experience who was appointed as coach for no reason and immediately dismissed his 3 best players and works his players so hard that many of them are looking at leaving since he's been re-signed?

Reds got bloody lucky there, there was blood in the water (get it?)

very clever lad, unlike the Sharks finishing

yeah mate, they're toothless water tigers

stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/111413647/uri-geller-says-england-will-win-rugby-world-cup-with-his-help
Wew.

It might actually be happening.
tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/rugby/rugbys-world-league-step-closer-six-nations-agree-due-diligence

>It might actually be happening

If the fans and players dont want it nothing will be happening, people need to learn to stop the media manipulating their thinking

>If the fans and players dont want it nothing will be happening
Tell that to the Force and the Sunwolves.

>If the fans and players dont want it nothing will be happening
Might have been true in the past but the higher ups have gone to shit recently with retarded decisions.

New Thread for later

>thinking the higher ups give a fuck about we think