But we all love /f1/ here user, we're not busy crying over the absolute state of Italian football we're all there crying about the absolute state of Ferrari
Sorry fra’s I’m going for an EPL subscription next season
Serie A is dead
Aiden Cox
love inda 'ate icardi simple as
Jason Peterson
THERE'S A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM AND IT'S ONLY APRIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ethan Thomas
cringe and bluepilled
Oliver Ross
I like necks more than pits
Kevin Brown
Tottenham helped Lautaro, if City had won the push for making Aguero the Copa America 9 would have been unstoppable. Scaloni prefers Cuck King or Lautaro as the 9.
Christopher Carter
>agnelli tried to save continental teams with super league >soon it will be eplelwinslol every year and even Bayern will be irrelevant bunch of retardos
Colton Cox
Can somebody redpill me on this? Did the Inter Curva compose the melody for the song or did they take some existing song and modified the lyrics?
Lincoln Williams
>implying it's been 7 years since a english side won the UCL eplel are getting dabbed on by Barça and Ajax this year also soon ( about 50 years) serie A will become relevant again
>It's been 7 years since TORRES TORRES TORRES JUST
Carter Gutierrez
only because they've been stupid and wasted $. eventually the financial gap will kick in and it wont be a joke
Adrian Bailey
when it comes to UCL, tradition > money. "The shirt weighs" we say here. That's why PSG and City fail. It takes a very cohesive and /strongmind/ group of players to win a continental title without tradition, something money can't buy.
>"The shirt weighs" we say here. tell that to milan. idealism only goes so far. psg is the result of a weak league, like serie a, bundes, and soon la liga because of the talent drain.
take him, he singlehandedly kicked us out of two competitions
Joshua Wilson
isnt most of the ajax team poached for next season alrady?
Brody Richardson
It's one of the most famous italian 90s dance songs. It gets used often recently, Milan made a chant about Bakayoko with it and Parma one about getting back to Serie A for exemple
Last digit decide how many X’s the size of that shirt is
Jack Hughes
I can't tell if the JJ guy is that fat or if it's a suit
Kayden Phillips
>Juventus a plastic zoomer wannabe >Inter /seriea/ personified >Roma boomer Sure seems like it.
Camden Wood
You just have to suck our cocks you stupid IbrahimoBITCH
Julian Parker
based
John Wilson
On point
William Cook
>JJ customer acts patronizing towards Ajax and barely hides his smugness and sense of superiority >BBilan fan being smug that an ex-player is doing well as a last attempt at feeling relevant somehow >Sfinterista has the default facial expression of someone who hasn't slept well once in 5 months and is trying to have a moral higher ground despite the abvious jinx >Riommanista a complete non-factor yeah pretty spot on
Terminator Khedira with titanium knees will win us the CL next year
Logan Stewart
yeah, just like terminator Neymar with titanium feet won us the WC last year
Gabriel Russell
CO CO COME MAI
Blake Morales
If I could become the dictator of Italy I would holocaust every ABJ. Not the supporters of other teams of course, just ABJs
Nicholas Johnson
Only Italian abjs or abjs all over the world?
Juan Robinson
sir this is /cocomemai/, we don't tolerate that kind of language around here
Christopher White
Meh you'd just get rid of Firenze and some sfinteristi. Nobody actually raises an eyebrow if juve wins and we all have a team that makes us think "I'd rather see juve wins than them because who the fuck cares about juve winning another trophy"
Matthew Cruz
Only Italian citizens ABJs obviously, I don't want to cause any international incident
>Genoa have won the Italian Championship nine times. Genoa's first title came at the inaugural championship in 1898 and their most recent was in 1923–24. when will they rise?
Luke Clark
Opinions on Milan's season thus far? Will they make the CL?
Xavier Gutierrez
Myss keta
Aiden Campbell
Never. They're a feeder team and that's the only reason they're still in Serie A to begin with
Nicholas Bennett
when qatar buys and turns them to psg #2 inshallah
Jose Gray
LA Wandanara, mistress of the secret Cocomordan technique
Matthew Bennett
Question lads, do you consider people from Southern Lazio and Abruzzo to be Terrone?
Michael Morgan
>Meh you'd just get rid of Firenze and some sfinteristi No i want napolecani to die
Juan Perry
Everything under the Po' river is terronia. All Lazio and Abruzzo are 100% terronia.
Hudson Gonzalez
When the scientists find a way to make GORMITI real
Connor Wilson
BASED SS Lazi/pol/ fanbase
>During Lazio - Udinese, the fans are chanting " this banana is for Bakayoko "
Milan - Lazio for CI its going to be kino
Grayson Young
>mfw Myss Keta is actually Wanda in a clever disguise You might be onto something
>Gattuso is still deciding whether to field Zapata or Musacchio against Parma. It's likely Bakayoko will be rested this game with the Coppa Italia game against Lazio in mind next week. Biglia should replace him in midfield. It cannot be excluded that Cutrone replaces Piatek. [Sky] >Conti has completely recovered from his injury and is a candidate with Calabria to start against Parma on the right side. [CM] the fuck Gattuso? Does he really gives zero fucks or does he think chances at winning irrelevant title like coppa is worth the risk of losing CL spot?
>mfw Ronaldo realizes he can't carry that band of chokers, has to face the fact he's not an ubermensch, has a massive psychiatric breakdown and murders 15 prostitutes
He knows he cant reach cl so he goes all in for the coppa. So that at the end of the season he can say he may have won something with milan
Lucas Howard
>He knows he cant reach cl Fra, lazio game was the last serious game of the season, the rest are relegation fodder and midtable teams. He really needs to intentionally lose or draw every single game left to miss the CL spot and lelzio/Dea/riomma have to not choke to take it.
Landon Bailey
Arsenal looks dangerous af, there's no way small club Napoli perform a remontada
Jason Sanders
>dangerous >Čech in goal Idk man.
Chase Ramirez
> has to face the fact he's not an ubermensch I think he already realised that after years of being one of the best players in the world but constantly choking CL, Liga and CdR because Marcelo and Ramos can't defend for shit
Sebastian Richardson
Kroos and Modric needed to go to Juve but one is already going to inter
Yeah sure, so the camorra can make milliond out of the construction of a shiny new stadium built with sand and snitches that fans will turn into a dump in 2 years anyway
>player gets hit on the shoulder >puts hands on his face >check hands to see if there's blood If I was a ref I would red card every single player who does that.
Also >Arsenal with red shorts I know they can't match the opponent but it's disgusting
DeLaurentis mind >Hire Old Man Porcelotti >Hope to win something >Getting stomped in serie A >cry a lot >Eliminated from C. Italy by based MILAN >cry a lot >Hope to win at least the EL >Play against Arsenal >See the FATTURATO >lose and got kicked out from EL >Cry a lot
Can Yea Forums give him a Coppa Morale del Nonno?
Gabriel Brown
Being a Good and Fair GOD????
Austin Baker
What a bunch of simps
Juan Russell
I knew I heard it somewhere.
Asher Flores
lads why can't nabule win I like /seriea/ in Europe ;_;
Owen Thompson
>Arsenal has won 6 (six) away games in the premier league. >They are currently winning away against the 2nd best team in Italy. The state of Italian Football.
Un maiale non può allenare. He only ever won with autopilot super teams and he was lucky as shit literally every single time it happened. >2003 >Penalties >2005 >ricochet free kick >2014 >Costa dead after 5m and header in stoppage time
>orsato and friends sending Benfica out by not seeing a clear offside
Ayden Ross
TBF Frankfurt got refballed in the 1st leg
Aaron Clark
F To think this was meant to be the year of >our rebirth with Jj and Nabule to play the uefa super cup. Next year can be worse with the comeback of Real Madrid and Bayern.
Robert Thomas
t. Andrea Agnelli
Cooper King
F
Henry Hall
Yep Anshit wasted that GOAT team
>he also lost a ligue 1 with PSG >to Montpellier >after the previous guy had PSG in first place before leo pointlessly sacked him in December ftfy
Elijah Jones
> Be Inter > Matched with Barcellona and Tottenham > Chokes against PSV for the group qualification > Barcellona and Tottenham are in the CL Semifinals > Inter still play in EL > Eliminated by Eintrackt > Eintrackt is in EL semifinals
Is Inter redeemed???
Christopher Roberts
It would be if they actually lost to the two teams who are now on the semis, but choking against PSV (where they only needed a draw btw) put them on the same level as the others
Asher Smith
c-clearly wasnt our year la
Dylan Barnes
Remind that using Hyperbaric Chamber is ILLEGAL in /SerieA/ and IS NOT in the rest of the world.......
Good Night and Sleep Tight
Jordan Kelly
Inter drew but needed a win. It was a regretful choke but far from the embarassment it should have been considering our recent history. Heck even Icardi looked clutch, feels like an eternity ago already
Evan Robinson
Tottenham was a joke during the group stage
Nolan Flores
The sad truth is that football is changing in a way that makes it impossible for Italian movement to keep up. Juve had their biggest and probably last chance for a long time to win CL in 2015, now it's becoming impossible for them to confront themselves with these teams, and there's no sign of improvement neither from them nor from our football in general.
Gavin James
Watford would be top 4 in Italy
Joseph Ramirez
thank you based Tronchetti Provera and Inter for setting Italian football back of a good 10-15 years with Calciopoli
Luis Cox
t. Luciano Moggi
Dylan Miller
They didn't set football back with calciopoli. They set it back by replacing juve with themselves right after. 2007-2008 and 2009-2010 are probably the most refballed leagues of the since the 80s. Italian football had a chance to actually get good after calciopoli, but everyone just jumped on the next winning boat.
James Nelson
still, if calciopoli didn't happen it would have been better for the entire movement
Carter Johnson
>2007-2008 and 2009-2010 are probably the most refballed leagues of the since the 80s. L O fucking L 1997/98 and 2011/12 you mean
Asher Torres
Pathetic by Napoli.
Julian Powell
What movement? 2006 Italy NT was a huge downgrade compared to Italian Teams of the past and only made it to the final by luck and other teams being shittier.
Italian football was already going downhill before that.
Jason Myers
>setting Italian football back >won 2 CLs after Calciopoli ?
Jack Wright
>They didn't set football back with calciopoli. Yeah no. In 2006, Serie A officially gained the reputation of being the most corrupt championship in the world and no turn of events will change the mind of the global audience and investors about this, with all that goes with it (TV revenues, stadium attendances, foreign investments in clubs, its facilities and youth academies). It is stained like Tour de France after Armstrong back-to-back wins, and will be forever.
Christian Ortiz
Inter one was one of the luckiest CL ever, maybe on par with Chelsea. Those were the last time smaller clubs could do anything in CL (well, we'll see if Ajax could win this year)
Luke Adams
>2006/07 Kaka was a monster that year >2009/10 That shit happens once every century
The rest is shit.
Jonathan Rivera
I disagree. Inter earned it by beating the corrupt scum Barca with a man down after Motta got unfairly red carded.
If anything Milan was the lucky one with Kaka exploding.
Ye that's why the most popular player in the world choose to go play there.
3 (three)
Not really, Milan for a while and Juventus later on were quite competitive throughout the years.
John Cox
>Milan for a while No we weren't The closest we got to being competitive after 2007 was in 2011/12.
Gavin Price
>over the hill football star opts to join Serie grAveyard (aka the European MLS), the slow paced retirement league where elephants go die Do you act surprised everytime you see the sunset?
Nathan Jones
Yeah it's not like it wasn't true that it was corrupt as fuck and instead of trying to get rid of that reputation everyone just decided to suck Inter's dick for the next 4 years. And once it came to light that inter was just as involved as juve or Milan everyone hid behind Facchetti's death and the fact that "everyone did it" except it wasn't fucking true.
It's true though. Ancelotti is a shit coach. But he shouldn't cry about the penalties in 2003 since Sheva had a goal wrongly disallowed.
Andrew Green
>bernadeschi is elite, we swear! why were people saying this? the mong has no brain he just runs and kicks the ball
Christian Richardson
a lot of people do not actually watch football but only look at the score results the day after they get their information from media hype, video games, social media, and statistics nonsense
William Baker
>Calciopoli ruined italian football on the long run Cease this meme. It has nothing to do with the fact that the league is shit today. In the last decade Inter, Milan and Roma went through extremely shit management, and that's the only reason they can't compete on an economic level with a JJ that from a management pov was going through its golden age. How does Calciopoli tie with Berlusca using Milan for money laundering through chinese con artists and ruthless investment firms, Moratti being forced to sell Inter to the first idiot that came through the door because of debts accumulated through 20 years, or Roma being sold to an american business man whose only objective is to tap into the rich market of illegal construction (failing miserably). In the immediate aftermath of Calciopoli Italy won a WC and Milan and Inter two more CLs, then everything went downhill because of other reasons. >muh flukes If flukes were a thing JJ would have fucking managed to win at least one cl in these last years and yet CO COME MAI
Eli Perry
based and cocomemaipilled
Justin Sullivan
this without calciopoli things would've largely been the same except JJ would be celebrating their 14th consecutive scudetto now
Grayson Bell
It's mostly the fact that he had a good match against atletico and the inevitable Juventus shilling carried on to the NT where he was hailed as the best player just to be overshadowed by all the shilling for Kean >"b-but it's not true that the NT is a juve honey pot" >"c-can't you see how many times he tapped it in???" >"racist!!"
Isaiah Robinson
The only effect of calciopoli was the carboard scudetto and a few years of interwinslol. The image damage was recovered by those 3 achievements. >2010: Moratti finally reaches his objective but the club is almost bankrupt. The first signs of a banter era are plain to see >2011: The Sensi Era (1 scudetto, 2 Coppa Italia, plenty of "put the pressure on the first place" titles) ends, Pallotta buys Roma >2012: Berlusconi is defeated in politics, realized he's too old to ever rule alone again. He decides he doesn't need Milan as a consensus machine anymore, and stops making big signings. >2013: Moratti sells to Tohir, definitively ushering Inter into the Banter Era If only the worst began in 2017, with Inter melting down completely, Berlusca selling Milan and Roma throwing away any chance to repeat its great season by signing "Il cassiere di Siviglia" Monchi.
>mafia full of albanians and greeks Cringe but redpilled
Landon Walker
cringe but redpilled
John Ward
this season went downhill. they should have finished it with s3.
Colton Perez
>Khedira out for the rest of the season >Mandzukic out for the rest of the season >Chiellini out for a week >Douglas out for 10 days >Dybala out for 20 days >moral on the ground >Ronaldo hating his teammates >unsupportive customers >tense atmosphere w-we're losing this scudetto aren't we?
Juventus could lost every single game left in the season and the rest of the league would still choke away any chance to win the scud.
Adam Thomas
Ultra based
Jack Lewis
At 1 point from a mathematical victory I can't see it happening. It would be cool tho if they lost a couple games more just to destroy the morale and stain an almost flawless season
Kevin Young
If it happened to PSG, never say never... and yes I know it was due to completely different reasons, but a man can dream.
William Collins
>character A has a problem to solve/project to realize >character B is causing trouble >A and B stare at each others angrily in an empty silent room >A is doubtful on what to do >random event out of A's control occures >A now knows what to do >camera follows A's decisive walk with intense electronic music playing >A solves his problem/realizes his project (usually ending with B's death)
Bonuses: >character driving in silence (electronic music playing again) >new characters out of context get focus and die in the same episode >Neapolitan rap songs playing >characters arguing while almost kissing for some reason
That said, it's still the best Italian product and nothing ever comes close to it
Xavier Jackson
I wouldn't even care at this point if it can bring some big and resolutive changes (starting with Allegri out), I just don't want those monkeys to win it, I'd rather give it to Inter again
Sebastian Russell
You still have the next GOAT, Moise Kean!
Lucas Ross
>Allegri out He got reconfirmed for the next two seasons AT LEAST user >Don't want those monkeys to win it I have a feeling next season will be a pain with key parts of this line up moving to other clubs or getting older and older, as well as Cristiano trying to recreate Real Madrid. If Milan can get Champions' money and an actual squad and ADL stops focusing on Bari for five fucking seconds it should be fun to watch. >Rather give it to Inter Literally happens all the time on my FM19 saves. Then it's Juve again. Italian teams also neve rmake it past the Quarter-Finals of the ECL or the EL.
When exactly did it happen to PSG? Monaco won by a decent margin
Noah Harris
I'm talking about this season's ongoing choke which started with Racing Strasbourg and then continued with Lille and Nantes.
Aaron Myers
Care to explain?
William Flores
What's so hard to understand? He's clearly looking at someone and saying he shat his pants (Allegri I reckon)
Juan Morris
Oh you're right. Still, even if JJ gets schooled by based Areoplanino Napoli is gonna choke with Atalanta
David Roberts
You know the quality is so potato, that is hard to figure out what is going on.
Alexander Sanders
>clearly A customer's brain, everyone
Carter Lopez
I'd still be funny to see Juve go on a downward spiral and see Juventini try to justify it as "But we won the Scudetto already!".
Henry Johnson
He wiped his ass and made the common gesture with the hand so it looked clear to me
Lucas Gomez
Ronaldo is the only motive that I can see Allegri losing his job. Ronaldo doing pressure to Agnelli to change manager, will end the Allegri's era pretty much.
Especially if next year they are going to shit the bed again in the CL.
Tyler Davis
I love watching gobbi pretending to still care about the scudetto to hide the pain for the constant CL humiliations lmao
Jackson Allen
>Lose to Genoa >"It's fine Napulel is ways behind" >Lose to SPAL >HAVE YOU SEEN NAPULEL THOUGH" I'm pretty sure they would've lost goddamn 4-2 on aggregate with Arselel.
William Myers
Reminder that Romanzo Criminale > Suburra > Gomorra for the simple fact of having likeable characters
Adrian Taylor
Why is everything about Italy so old
The buildings are old, the cars are old, the people are old, the tv hosts are old, the football players are old
Everything is just old
Alexander Miller
Old people are the strongest and richest class of the country. I dream of a boomer genocide every day.
Noah Foster
we like the old stuff, I guess that's the result of 2000+ years of people leaving permanent testimony of their presence, you kinda get used to live with the elderly and feel compelled to care for it (even when it's not THAT old or historically important, see everyone being ultra defensive about taking San Siro down to build a new stadium)
Adam Brooks
>pretending to still care about the scudetto >hide the pain for the constant CL humiliations So you're saying nothing is better than a scudetto? What do other teams have to hide the pain for the constant everywhere humiliations? Well yeah there's Coppa Italia for someone this time
>I'm pretty sure they would've lost goddamn 4-2 on aggregate with Arselel Definitely not, they would've won like against Tottenham last season. Ajax is miles better than Arsenal
>more likeable characters means better show Sopranos must be the worst show in history then
James Wright
this, also Gomorrah (2008) > Gomorrah (tv series) on every aspect.
Jason Collins
Your seriously rather finish top four than actually win a trophy? The game is gone i stg
>more likeable characters means better show Not automatically but if you actually give a shit about them, the plot is more engaging. Gomorra is just a bunch of subhumans with absolutely zero loyalty backstabbing each other every season which loses all the emotional impact. Sopranos doesn't need that to carry it.
Charles Cooper
>not the Young Pope
Jaxson Cruz
Inzaghi is JINXED as FUCK
>Conte IN TO END THE JOB
Landon Cox
Inzaghi is JINXED
>Conte IN to get the Job DONE
Tyler Davis
Yes. It's free CL's prize money and sponsorship bonuses. Winning something for the first time since 2011 would be nice but without sacrficing CL spot for it. Milan need to earn more if they want to spend more or no Baka, Thauvin and new left winger/fullback next season.
Alexander Turner
Nobody ever gave a fuck about coppa Italia.
Ayden Martinez
with napoli losing points with sassuolo, empoli and genoa (unironically le big teams killer), inter losing to bologna, milan gaining 1 point in 4 matches you can choke some matches without worrying too much honestly it's much worse to notice that almost all their losses/draws happens without chiellini
Wyatt Torres
It's the history of the Juventus. They always win many match and go so far and but never manage to lift the Champions League. We believe in the history. We think also the day after in the match in Manchester between Tottenham and City. The history is important.
Would you guys like a Serie A league with the top 20 of the historic table? Would look like this
Juventus Inter Milan Roma Fiorentina Lazio Napoli Torino Bologna Sampdoria Atalanta Genoa Udinese Cagliari Parma Palermo Vicenza Bari Triestina Hellas Verona
Thoughs?
Aiden Miller
>Triestina
Based and redpilled.
Gavin Mitchell
>milanesi No such thing as a milanese anymore user, the vast majority of Milan's hip and young population is composed of rich provinciali coming to the big city to make money/study and "breath Europe" which for them means enjoying their gentrified bullshit like Starbucks, avocado toasts and so on and so on. Actual Milanesi are either in the perifery (where you will never see bullshit like that), or too rich and too stuck up to enjoy openly these kinds of things. Not even mentioning white trash living in Brianza or similar hellholes that spend the time saying how much they hate Milan but would die without their weekly stroll through the shop windows of the city center.
Lincoln Cook
I wish JJ progressed. I wanted revenge for their fluke last year.
They got what they deserved both this year and last one desu.
Oliver Sanders
that's a sad image
Nathaniel Allen
user milanesi are basically what the non fat "fashionable" americans are
Josiah Gutierrez
Seems like Roma is going all in trying to convince Conte by giving him a pretty high salary and complete control over the team. He met with Baldini more than once. It would be pretty funny to see another one falling for it after Garcia, Spalletti and EDF all hinted in various press conference that they were stuff that never actually arrived but he can't be that much of a brainlet, can he?
Owen Rivera
>Sopranos must be the worst show in history then Tony, Silvio, Paulie, Pussy, Artie and Chris are pretty great tho.
I have a fantasy that Dybala and I are on a plane together and it crashes. We both end up on a deserted island, just us two. Paulo, being a petite, younger, Argentine knows close to nothing of how to survive, while my years of being a boyscout has taught me how to make fires and live somewhat off the land. We'd spend years together on this island. He would come to rely on me for human company and I would do the same for him. For the sake of our sanity, of course. Eventually, we'd fall for each other and we'd make passionate love for hours on end. After a few years of fucking each other, some debris would wash ashore allowing us to finish the construction of a raft, a la Castaway.
During the voyage home, Paulo and I would get separated, but we'd both make it home. Him, picked up by a luxury cruise, me by a commercial grade fishing boat. We'd both think that the other had died. I would make it home a month or so later, while he was taken home immediately, being a famous footballer washed up on a cruise.
Upon returning home, I turn on the television and see him on Tiki Taka doing an interview about his time on the island. I watch the whole thing from beginning to end, and he speaks nothing of our survival together and our relationship. He's telling everyone that he survived by himrself for half a decade. Broken and with anger in my heart, I take my savings and go on a trip across Europe to Turin. I find my way past Paulo’s security and break into his room while he's alone.
Standing behind him, I cough loudly to get his attention. I say "Did you miss me?" He begins deeply sobbing. Barely able to talk through the enormous gasps for air, he chokes out an excited "yes!" At this point, we fuck. The greatest fuck we've ever had. The most passionate, beautiful fuck that ever fucked. Then, after I come a few times, I ask to hotdog his ass while spooning. Then, while I'm doing that one last time, I bash his brains in with a replica Champions League trophy.
youtu.be/FQ4F0nV1zXY It’s when you drive an Inter qt around Milan and she sucks you off afterwards
Jonathan Hughes
sounds based tbqh i love inter now
Samuel Gomez
it seems Wanda said Mauro will be at Inter next year if he stays Perisic has to leave, imo
Caleb Bell
They intended to sell Perisic since January but no one wants him
Aaron Morales
not even Arsenal?
Aiden Scott
There were some rumors saying they were going to loan Perisic to Arsenal with obligation (5+35) but then everything stopped. Now someone is saying Tottenham is interested too, so we'll see this summer.
Imagine being Mauro in that photo and having to be all like "damn, Wanda Nara, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your kegel'd up vagina that shat out half a dozen spawns and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as the Inter captain and the real me." when all he really wants to do is prank Froggy with eggs and flour in Inter's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Mauro and not only stand on that hot sand while Wanda flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, selfie after selfie, hour after hour, while she perfects her newest instagram pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on social media tells her she's ruining your career, and DAMN, WANDA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for you to take another picture of her for instagram, and you know you could have any Milanese supermodel instead, yet you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mauro Icardi. You're not going to lose your future Real Madrid career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>nothing to do in my life >good weather outside, windows open and birds chirping >snacks, good books and comfy armchair >radio 1 broadcasting 6 games at the same time We're reaching levels of comfyness previously unimaginable. How are you doing fras
fug big match tonight. win and everything looks gud. lose and everything is there to be lost. roma is at a must win or they are fucked forever.
Chase Robinson
Can er tendina do it?
Landon Phillips
It will be a scoreless draw
David Cruz
Yeah I think so, any team with a good attack and a decent tempo could dab all over Riomma's defence, sadly Inter has neither. Let's hope Scatalanta chokes
Lincoln Johnson
I am /going to sicilia/ on sunday for a week if that counts
is this the combined lowest IQ team in the league?
Jonathan Perry
>sushit keeps starting At least the turk has been decent recently.
Jack Clark
>Conti *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*
Jack Collins
Quick fras I need help for the Fanta, Milik or Zapata?
James Thomas
Milik, Atalanta will choke again
Henry Baker
Musacchio dropped for his form, but Susa hasn't been, meanwhile Caldara is on the bench vs Parma.
Why, why Rino. For many game weeks in a row I said to myself. "Suso has the most assists and is good at set pieces, he deserves a start" but he's been absolutely terrible for 3 months now. Baffling.
Jayden Ross
Would you mind if i asked you why an american cares about "soccer"? Do you watcnh handegg/ basketball/ baseball/whatever else popular in your state too?
William Gutierrez
I'm not from North America nor a citizen of any country there.
Toss off.
Aiden Russell
Fuck you i just simply asked
Ryder Roberts
Calm down deputy Albania
Justin Harris
>The unemployed guy who used to be one of the best commentators in Russia: "Wouldn't cheer for Inter even if Hitler was playing against them". Lmao.
Nicholas White
unpopular opinion lads: it's imperative juve keep pic related over the summer, despite his many faults. at most you get €50m for him, likely less, but at his best he's absolutely unplayable. fine with selling le 26 year old prospect or alessandro despite the fact i've defended both in the past. personally believe marcelo is over the hill and it screams dani alves v2 but i guess TSU's opinion certainly carries weight.
>check it out >Utkin Well, it's either him or Stognienko, but why the hell would he talk about Serie A, he's a Lel Liga fan and doesn't care about Italy if I'm not mistaken
Gabriel Bennett
noice tackle by kuco towards the darkies
Blake Garcia
Maybe it's because Inter beat Barcelona? But I think he likes Real anyway.
Oliver Torres
cringe because everyone already did it last week
Thomas Miller
>unpopular opinion I doubt anyone wants to get rid of Costa desu
Henry Taylor
LMAO what the fuck
Dominic Taylor
>refball for meelan what a surprise
Dylan Martin
fucking obvious ERA 4me
Austin Robinson
ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL
Elijah Hernandez
>ERA su Gervigno
>AC PIANGINA will make it to CL
Carter Gonzalez
Palla piena, kys
Camden Wright
he got the ball too. so maybe not
Easton Richardson
Lads is based Parma going to choke? They have been dogshit all year, and are currently only 6 points over Empoli
James Adams
>show super slowmo™ >ball clearly doesn't change the way it's turning, meaning there was no actual touch on the ball >"p-palla!!!"
Bentley Taylor
For me no era finnbro
Isaac Young
jesus christ so close
Jaxon Martin
>Ceravolo's backheel control >Kucka's midair overhead kick could've been the goal of the season, easily
Charles Evans
>because Inter beat Barcelona >you now remember some guy calling into his tv show and telling something like "I want to say hi to Vasily and congradulate him on my favourite team Barcelona beating all of his favourite teams" Tv used to be fun
Luis Martin
milan culone
Robert Davis
It was based when they did it after the derby, now it's megacringe
Nolan Cooper
>Suso dribbly drobblying without taking a step forward into Roach's trademark crosses to the stars
Jason Ramirez
a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be
Eli Murphy
milan looking brety bad. they lucky if they get a draw. maybe gattuso will shout at bit at halftime. looks tough to get to ucl
Carter Mitchell
Milan has been impossibly lucky all season so I expect everything
Easton Evans
>Conti is so bad on his flank he needs to be babysat by Suso and Zapata kek
Aiden Powell
Get these slow ass lazy niggers Kessie and Zaputa out of here. Fuck Sushit, fuck Shittuso and fuck this retarded kebab who can't even stay on his lane half of the time.
Julian Anderson
Terrible as always.
Nathaniel Stewart
Today Milan loses 4th
Can't wait for G*ttuso to be gone, along with Suso, Hakan and Rodriguez.
Noah Perez
Conti is loterally babysitting these 2 niggers. Zaputa is getting destroyed by Gervinho and Sushit keeps losing ball after ball. Kill yourself.
Jonathan Miller
Zapata is the only reason Gervinho hasn't scored an hattrick yet you absolute retard, are you even watching the game
Xavier Bennett
lmao Zapata is keeping your shit team afloat, get your eyes checked you dumbo meanwhile Romagnoli is getting dabbed on every five minutes by a bunch of midtable nobodies
Camden Rogers
Musa wasn't dropped for his form. He was dropped because Gattuso is a nigger lover. This is why Caldara never gets a chance.
Parker Foster
Zapata is the one who kept Gervinho in check. What are you talking about?
Jordan Lopez
Delusional retard. Zaputa has been fucking shite.
Nolan Perez
0-0 half time
>No Tagatà in field >Piateck No Pum Pum
Is Based Gervigno gonna save /SerieA / from AC PIANGINA?
Benjamin Brooks
Kill yourselves already. Zaputa is fucking cancer.
Leo Price
Gattuso should sub Conti asap with Calabria or we are going to draw, i cant believe that Conti really is a Milan and Serie A player.
Benjamin Flores
Anyway Parma wasted too much, trust Milan to win a penalty at the 93'
Grayson Rodriguez
Kill yourself you cringey fuck.
Xavier Cruz
Conti and Kessie are basically playing for Atalanta
Kessie sure. Conti has been the least error-prone player today by far on the other hand. Too bad he has to play with Sushit.
Gabriel Sullivan
Why can't that turk think calmly for a moment?
Thomas Diaz
>4-2-4
Connor Scott
>Takes out Bakayoko Get this Juve spy out of here already.
Owen Gray
Based Gundogan Danilo Godin: are they trash or are we coming back?
Ayden James
>that pathetic Romagnoli's dive should've been a freekick from the box
Aaron Gutierrez
How do you call that foul on Romagnoli jesus fucking christ
Aaron Jones
>BBilan players including their fucking captain diving left and right to gain pity fouls pathetic
William Gutierrez
>team A loses possession in the box >starts pressing >team B defender clearly dives >foul >team B gets forward easily Then we're asking ourselves how come everyone runs circle around Italian teams
>takes out conti >sushit and kebab still in the game Get this cunt out of here already.
Benjamin Reyes
You are right fra.
Isaiah Perry
Imagine getting BTFO this quick
James Murphy
SAMU
Jaxon Fisher
Good subs by Gattuso
Owen Ortiz
Jammy cunts
Eli Wilson
fug
Mason Cox
oh no no no
Robert Scott
>
Christian Russell
KEK
Mason Allen
>sub off Conti >immediately score really gets your neurons fired up
Jace Miller
>Play Castillejo at LW >Instantly score
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
Daniel Hughes
>fluke goal by samu I'll take it. Now hold on to this result you fucks.
Shouldn't have subbed out Baka could have used him right now.
Jace Rogers
captain tsubasa tier response by Parma
Brayden Carter
CHIEDETE SCUSA A GATTUSO CHIEDETE SCUSA A GATTUSO CHIEDETE SCUSA A GATTUSO
AC MILAN IN CL
William Bailey
He scored from rw tho.
Robert Lopez
Was that offside?
Neck yourself already.
Joshua Rogers
I meant RW my bad. He's Milan's best winger and Gattuso benches him way too much for no reason.
Adrian Baker
>clear offside >don't whistle and spend 5 minutes cheering and checking VAR
Ian Jenkins
clear offside
Michael Rogers
>Piatek gives it to Cutrone This is just too pure
Carson Roberts
Nah fuck him. He's just lucky.
Thomas Price
Gattshit needs to go. Subbing out Baka is inexcusable. Now we're stuck with Biglia.
Owen Young
>freeze frame when the ball still has to leave kessie's foot >"oh it looked way more clear!"
Jace Stewart
Anyone have webm of the goal?
Leo Jackson
>memerumma
Adam Taylor
Donnarumma literal shitter
Jordan Reyes
Is Donnarumma fat?
Asher Campbell
I really hope Milan finish 4th, I want to see them shipping four goals per game in next year's CL group stage
Ian Jackson
what no he is only bad
Jace Parker
webm of the goal?
Adrian Brooks
>Ronaldo is the best Portuguese shoote-
Asher Bennett
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Isaiah Hall
fuck dollar can't move to save his life
Christopher Wood
¨brunooooooooo
Leo Taylor
oh nonon
Jack Perez
Fuck you Gattusofags. We deserve this shit.
Grayson Rogers
Come on i shit on him constantly but that free kick was kino
Thomas Price
That was never a freekick.
Jason Peterson
shit just got kino
James Miller
since Biglia came in and Milan is struggling
Chase Price
Don't get too excited about it, ref will award Milan a bullshit penalty in extratime you just know
Nathaniel Baker
TSUUUUUUUUUUU Friend send his regards
GG BURINI B.Alves 1-1
Jayden Sanders
God I wish
Henry Gutierrez
>dollarumma is the future of our national team dollarumma is the future of our national team >dollarumma is the future of our national team dollarumma is the future of our national team >dollarumma is the future of our national team dollarumma is the future of our national team >dollarumma is the future of our national team dollarumma is the future of our national team >dollarumma is the future of our national team dollarumma is the future of our national team >dollarumma is the future of our national team dollarumma is the future of our national team >dollarumma is the future of our national team dollarumma is the future of our national team >dollarumma is the future of our national team dollarumma is the future of our national team
John Morales
Clear free kick caused by gattshits beloved fodder borini.
Adam Moore
>injury time: until Milan scores minutes
Owen Lee
>6 mins of extra time Ah yes, the good old "game ends when Milan scores" rule
Ryan Sanchez
Cl is gone. Milan never learn nor do their fans.
Cameron Collins
>suso shoots wide >non existent corner
Ethan Nelson
Most serie shit games end up having this much injury time. Doesnt matter anyways milan wont do anything.
Benjamin Long
>plays in Serie A >portuguese >scores free kicks who is it?
Nathan Morales
Ciao Mario
Bentley Cook
BASED PARMA NEXT YEAR IN EL
Adam Ortiz
fuck rattuso for playing suso
Aaron Carter
Don't worry bbilanisti. Refs didn't manage to carry you but they'll make sure Inter wins tonight
Sebastian Sullivan
JJ girls won the Scudetto btw
Eli Butler
CO COME MAI LA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TU NON LA GIOCHI MAI
Angel Hall
The fact that this team is still in the 4th position until this day is a miracle itself. I don't care about CL anymore, I just wish Milan could play better football next year.
kind of feel bad for bbilan. rather they thna some other shitters. well maybe lazio or atalanta would be gud but not roma
Nicholas Jones
Can't Leonardo just take over the last remaining matches?
Jeremiah Russell
Honestly, I hope we lose all of our remaining games and Roma/Lazio/Alalanta win all of theirs. I hope we finish out out of Europe. This cunt of a management needs to realize already that you can't half-ass it like this.
The only way this retarded management will ever sack Gattshit is if we finish out of CL. I know that if we qualified for CL they would keep Gattuso, Calhanoglu, Suso, Zaputa, Rodriguez...all of these shitty players. No thanks. I'd rather see Milan in Serie B than this shit anymore, enough is enough.
We didn't deserve to win today. We don't even deserve the 4th place we're in right now. I really hope Roma wins vs Inter tonight. Enough is enough.
Adam Ross
>Still grasping for straws Can it already. Refs have fucked us over all season long.
Jackson Anderson
>I just wish Milan could play better football next year. Not under Shittuso we're not. Fuck this club and its nepotism. Unironically fuck Maldini for damage controlling for Gattuso in the press after Leo gave Gattuso no guarantees.
For years Maldini was crying about how he didn't want to be a poster boy for Berlusconi/Galliani etc. and that he wanted to have some effect in the club and call shots and now when push comes to shove he does fucking nothing. I'm so fucking disappointed in him.
You might not like it, but this is what peak kino looks like
David Rodriguez
>Be Leonardo and Maldini >Hate Gattuso >Spending 80 mil For Tagatà and Piatek in reparations Market >Still Not make it for the CL spot >If They could make it UEFA could disqualified
Are Leonardo and Maldini any better than Fassone and Mirabelli?
Jose Walker
Calm down, there's no way Scatalanta delivers with Napoli and JJ still left. Leonardo have to thank all his saints
Landon Williams
Leonardo clearly wanted him gone. Maldini probably overruled him with his fucking nepotism.
I bet Leonardo is still fuming that he couldn't sell the Turk to Leipzig in January because of that caveman Shittuso.
As much as I hate to admit it, Maldini has been shite and hasn't done jackshit. Maybe G was right about never appointing him back in the day. For years he cries about how he wants to give something to the club and now he just sits by and does nothing while the team goes to shit because he doesn't want to fire his friend.
Adam Powell
Fassone and Mirabelli spent 200m on shitters and gave Gattuso a long term contract.
Nicholas Myers
Say what you want about Fassone and Mirabelli, at least they were transparent in their actions.
Now it feels like we're even more in the dark than in the B&G days. Management hardly ever talks except for Leo and even he does it very rarely.
Isaac Gutierrez
>yfw Nabule and Jewve throw their games against Scatalanta and the other contenders left in the race for the CL spots just to rustle their jimmies
>slight kick after getting kicked multiple times >RED tell me again how Lazio isn't being repeatedly fucked over by the refs
Blake Edwards
What percentage of Serie A matches are fixed?
Levi Thompson
56%
Samuel Richardson
I would've broken his face, red for red.
Matthew Phillips
>spergs out for a foul and deliberately kicks the opponent >implying the power of the kick has any bearing on the punishment pretending to punch someone is a red card too. Is this your first football match?
