/hoc/

What does the purse represent?

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>no anime
Shall

Game 7 between the bruins and laffs

They're right here nigga youtube.com/watch?v=rtbHWsWmwY4&t=0s

my large penis

what does shannon do during the day?

Collect unemployment benefits

N/a/shville!

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his braphog of a wife

leafs nation reporting in this one too

>tfw vegas reasons

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>no more 4 game days
damn season is really winding down now boys

Buy hockey jerseys, magnets and draw numbers on a white board

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Pretty soon we will be down to one game every other day
Think about that
Think about what comes after that
Try not to cry

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MOMMA TOLD ME THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS

>Think about what comes after that
summer, go to the lake you nerds

>Think about what comes after that

We hit the reset button and the banter begins anew

imagine the offseason

imagine the shitposting

do the bwoons pull out a victory today?
why do the laffs suck so much?

>why do the laffs suck so much?
kinda rude

Yes, broons finish it up in 5

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do bruins fans talk like a babies since their mental fortitude is that of a 3 year old?

Legit too difficult to compwehend for the micro-brains laffs fags, sorrey.

Hello fellow hockeyers

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I think daddy ref needs to give widdle laffer his bottle back

>starts jones in game 5

>desire to golf intensifies

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I thought I run you out of here for good boy

pls dont bully my friend binlan

The sharks backup has provided zero reason to abandon the established starter.

>Jones starting game 5 for Sharks tomorrow
Why give up so early?

>Evander Kane has 39 penalty minutes in 4 games

You mean a 3.33 ga and a .861 sv% isn't good?

Team Finland looking grim

>62 wins

the established starter has given up a goal in the first 90 seconds of each period he's started for 4 straight periods.

Dell is not much better, if at all

dell didnt really look very good in relief yesterday. didnt really give deboer a reason to come back to him.

>standings

Maybe it would help if half their defence corps wasnt made up of forwards

small sample size. Jones has a pretty big sample size of shit play though. Literally nothing to lose by going to Dell.

>play a kid fresh out of college
>keep your best prospect down in the minors
What did Nashville mean by this?

What's a team to do?

literally doesn't matter who the sharks start.

It's okay we drink if we lose and if we win

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Golf

>Literally nothing to lose by going to Dell.
shork desperation is such a sweet thing

If you aren't a Caniac you can get off my pure christian board

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its also not just bad tending. the defense has left them out to dry quite a few times. changing to dell isnt going to stop burns/karlsson from making bad turnovers.

Lacrosse? Field Hockey?

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you now remember the hatcher brothers

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>losing 0-5

gonna bounce right back

yet the relocanes are still behind in the series

Yeah Darian was pretty much the poster boy for "players who can't keep up in the new NHL" after the 05-06 lockout

Reminder that based Dylan "D-B0$$ " Larkin had 73 points this season and will soon become captain.

Not so sure about that.

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But they just won the world championship

Will remember your post later tonight after the canes go down 3-1

I'm always here, lad.

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>getting swept

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might wanna check the schedule there champ

>later tonight
They don't play until Thursday, dumbass.

Thinkin bout Jack Hughes, lads

wtf gary

hope laine gets some fortnite in soon. been 5 days since he last played.

Friendly reminder that porn literally rots your brain.

This but unironically

Should update it with new Shannons instead of recycling

should i give up the porn lads?
what do i jerk my ding dong to?

dude turn the freakin light off

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>run over goalie
>put puck in empty net
me voitamme!

Jesus

Elegant prose.

GO VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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instagram models

hentai

hot female acquaintances is the thinking man's choice

For us it's the Golden Knights of Las Vegas

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One knows how to not get recked, the other is still a wee bit shrimps

I agree. That's why I switched to instagram models.

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this but minus the irony

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ayy lmao

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what if i don't have any female acquaintances?

checked

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>instagram models
For me, it's FMD and Bellazon for a more refined experience with far less thottery.
Hockey.

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ayy where my muffin men at
thescore.com/nhl/news/1759185
theme song:
youtube.com/watch?v=qwIrXOtZyvQ

Based user

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>I'm in the screencap
based collage user

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then you need to leave your room user

ayy lmao

omg guys I think I love hockey
It's my first season watching (I watched a bit last year tho) I live in Boston, but I decided to follow the Knights because how cool is it that there's a team as new as me to the sport!
Go Knights go!

i literally leave every day to go to work

Uh oh someone's mad

T. 5'1" mexican

who tf is this ho. I like it

nah those ayy lmaos are freaky

I must be retarded cause I don’t know what the 7 represents

Based

The real karlsson and my Swedish golden knight. Full homo

That's 2 different women, kek

>actually seething over this shit
Maybe stop posting plastic bimbos and people will stop saying "ayy lmao."

just came out of the closet and was told i should cheer for the golden knights. what is icing?

Where is the faggot who kept posting
>Regular season doesn't matter
now?

based retard
3LO7S
BLOTS
THEY LOST 3-7

You don't have to attach idiot words to every post you make you know?

How do I stop watching porn?

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>no hot females at work
Where do you work user? I have like 5 qts I work with

math department

strengthen your mind

Doesn't seem to stop you.

BOOM
got 'em

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>I'm also in the screencap
BASED

He’s right though there’s literally nothing attractive about those girls, might as well fuck a sex doll. The doll would probably be better in bed too
Use your imagination

>seething
You are the one that throws a shit fit everytime (>hurrr stop posting these ayyys faggot). I'm just laughing.

Hockey is for everyone user. All things beautiful.

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Just realized I have scored as many playoff points as Brayden Point

ayy lmao

ah okay user. No hot girls you went to school with?

>last name point
>no points
absolute pottery

>lost game 1 by two after empty netter
>lost game 2 in OT
>won game 3 5-0
Work on those coping skills

>stop liking what I don't like
Literally you right now

But really though what happened to Tampa bay? What is it about teams in the four major sports that tie or set regular season win records, that cause them to not consistently win the championship or have any playoff success?

Yes, the canes are down 2-1, that's what he said.

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wow so this is the power of sunbelt education

>You are the one
>the one
>one
AYY
LMAO

There are people in this thread right now who can't do a pivot at full speed

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Snowbelt has this cup in the bag tbqh
based Teds

Both names pls

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Won 250 kr on Tottenham desu senpaitachi

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How much beers will that buy you?

I think Shannon unironically summarized it best.
Everyone saw >62 wins and didn't bother to look at the team's flaws. It only took one extra hungry squad to pick it apart, and it didn't help that their top 6 was as invisible as glass.

Ah, thx. Didn’t pay attention the score after the first empty netter.

Absolute BIG brain post

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Can we please stop posting thots and anime? /hoc/ is for memes and woodland creatures

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>leafs vs bruHs
Yeah, I'll wait for some other games.

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This is satire btw

25 if you buy normal beer

Simply put, if you are not in the shaded area then you do not belong on /hoc/

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when i was like 9 years old and had to play divegrass the man that coached the team was some kids dad who moved here from london and his favorite team was tottenham. for the longest time that was the only premier league team i knew. thanks for reading my blog.

Why do British soccer clubs always have such stupid names?

Sunscribed

I've literally never met someone who follows the premier league and isn't a plastic Manchester United "fan"

>live in North Carolina but never seen a beaver in its natural habitat

I've seen fucking armadillos out here, where the fuck are the beavers?

By the river

near a calm lake or river

>caps tickets cheaper than this despite winning a cup last year and winning the division
But guys the Canes should relocate

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TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER

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For me, it's needing to use onhockey the entire playoffs because Lazyman is a giant stupid piece of shit

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They should though.
Raleigh is a stupid city for a hockey team.

That sucks man. Have you tried nhl.tv though?

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>can't even provide any evidence anymore since the canes proved everyone wrong
Heres your (You)

>Lazyman is a giant stupid piece of shit
True HOWEVER when it is actually up and running the stream quality is incomparable

Fuck you Gary, you Jew bastard, I bought Center Ice and the HD games barely worked

Canes fanbase is getting worked.

That's your internet then

sure that has nothing to do with the game being tomorrow
yesterday you could get ice side seats $500 US for game 4

This must be how Dumdon made the AAF money

Imagine actually trying to argue with shitposters.

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It was on my television, I would need to reset my box at least once a week because the HD beta froze it

>Evidence that Raleigh is a stupid city for a hockey team
Oh no wherever would I find something like that?

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No he covered those losses with the jerk tshirts

yeah its much easier to shitpost and ignore the haters

thats the puppers home arena tho

Then that's your cable companys fault, or your cable box is out of date and needs to be upgraded

same difference

You trying to deflect the issues isn't making me want to buy Center Ice again, Gary

Might as well fold half the league if badly attended games were the single factor to a team's success. It's as if money matters.

>Jobing.com Arena
That's Arizona, dum dum.

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RIP Denmark

Agreed, should be 20 teams tbqh.

they make more money from tv contracts and shilling out the players "rights" to EA every year.

Lads, it's here

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Shall be sending Beavers to my danish friend immedietly

we should fold the team's I don't like

Imagine having your arena named after a fucking website

couldnt even sell out the final home game of the season after clinch for the first time in 9 years
raleigh fans are pathetic

I don't give a fuck. Carolina is gay and bad at hockey and WILL go down 3-1 tonight against the caps in Gila River Arena

I have cable too. I'd start a discussion about how the companies fuck us with by providing poor signals and out dated equipment. But fuck it, straight up if you are legit watching it via legit cable on your tv and you have problems. It's your providers fault, not Garys.

tfw made the ss again

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worth the wait

Is tonight the night Carolina finally drags out Ric Flairs corpse?

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Thank god no one mentioned me in the SS

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quickly, leafs dane is waiting patiently to post until they arrive

>im in the collage
based

>I made the screenshot

Cute. Good job.

>Is tonight the night
>tonight
Starting to get worried for him, lads.

Glad I at least made one of them

ok i added vegas because it seems everyone else was to lazy to do it

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dont worry hal we know the rope really awaits

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>didn't make either collage
And I'm ok with that.

nice job, cuck

Sorry i'll post that again tmrw

good afternoon leafs nation

>tfw you make one tiny post expecting to get ignored in the excitement and it makes it in the collage
#swag

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reporting in

What are you willing to do if the canes don’t lose tonight?

I mean I've soent plenty of time out around rural lakes in North Carolina and not a one

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies

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I'll laugh at caniacs and shitpost on Yea Forums

>1 point in 4 games

>hockey god gets swept in round 1
did gretzky ever get swept in the first round?

Based schizo

>not knowing the schedule

Carolina is gay and mediocre at hockey

Not my fault gary should of scheduled caps/canes for tonight

There are no natural lakes in NC

yes. in the oilers first ever season as a nhl team gretzky got swept by the islanders dynasty in the 1st round.

The CHAD Finnish bull vs the virgin Jewish Manlet who will NJ take

>searching for beavers in Danish zoos
>can't even find any in the zoo located in the biggest city in Denmark
He truly is in dire straits.

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They are in the rivers and marshes that feed the lakes. They dam lanes of running water, they dont operate in or near open water. Not all lakes have rivers that feed into them. If you are just on an isolated lake you wont see them.

>MINUS 4

Gretzky was still like babby. At least he didn’t get double concussed.

Thank you. Took people forever to do that.

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Why would someone dare intentionally leave out an NHL dynasty team?

>one player that plays well on a team in a team sport
>surprised when the team gets swept
Gretzky made the playoffs TWO times after the age of 32

>Thinking Relocane posters would know the schedule without it in the /hoc/ OP

Crapitals will get assraped again by the Relocanes. 18-45 in shots is fucking embarrassing.

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Surprisingly based if I say so myself

Pretty good map, lad.

They assumed Gary wasn’t a twat that f’d with the ever other day schedule for no reason

>sharks
>a chance at winning

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>Odds in Sharts favor
God please

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remember when anons thought the atlantic division was actually good and not just full of padstatting shitters?
lmao

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>nuke belt 2
why wouldn’t west coast belt include the rest of the planet, wrapping around the earth to the east coast?

No, not really

Pongs got swept just as hard

You just blew my mind.

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>in favor of shorks
'no'

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The Sharks suck.

Pongs got swept by a metro team. Same as the best team in the atlantic

Reminder that winning the presidents trophy over the course of six months is harder and more impressive than some meme tournament and that >we are still the best team in the league.

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We might laugh at this post now, but some Trampa fags actually believe this

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Yeah when two teams from the same division play each other in the playoffs it’s pretty difficult for them to both get eliminated

tampa tied an nhl record of MOST WINS IN a season at 62 then proceeded to get SWEPT in the FIRST ROUND by a team that BARELY made the playoffs and hasn't even won a playoffs series EVER

holy FUCK what an embarrassment

>blots
>believing this
>being this pathetic

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Jesus you guys weren't kidding, divegrass faggots are insufferable.

LIGHTNING
AND THE BLUNDER
BLUNDER

based

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BASED

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everyone knows that, user. everyone also knows there should be a board /fb/ for them to have all to themselves

Reminder beavers are also anime

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I think the Presidents Trophy winning team is the best team in hockey. In order to win it they will have had consistent success over a six month, grueling schedule. That means their best players excelled, their depth stepped up and provided support, and goaltending didn't or rarely wavered. Their coach was able to properly manage personalities, injuries, and get out a consistent effort from his players while playing under a system that best put the team forward for success. The GM constructed a roster that fit within the salary cap parameters in a better way than 30 other contemporaries and possibly made in-seasons decisions that further improved the team.

The team that wins the Stanley Cup was the best team during the Stanley Cup Playoffs. It's two different seasons. One is more important. But that doesn't mean the other holds no importance.

Honestly, you're somewhat right. We also talk about how a best of 7 series is so great because it weeds out the flukey 1 good game. Okay, so how about the best of 82 then? Obviously its going to be a little skewed by divisions and what not but over the season, the team has to face every other team twice, battle against injuries and still come out as the best. How is that not indicative of the true best team?

Gotta agree with this. I don't think people like to admit that the playoffs are very suspect to flukes/injuries/hot streaks and it really does render the regular season a little meaningless. The sustained success of winning an 82 game season is in, certain respects, more indicative of the "best" team.

You think Urinating tree vid for the pens is going to be harsher or easier on them than how he laid into Tampa?

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Sorry that we’re relevant

In all seriousness they should be on kicking a ball in a triangle for three hours and ending the game 0-0 can hardly be considered a real sport

>tail
That’s a rat mate

>But that doesn't mean the other holds no importance
That's exactly what it means. No one remembers who won the Presidents Trophy two years after. Now back to r*ddit

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who cares. he just regurgitates the same overused hyperbole with a faked deeper voice every video

You wot m8

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Thank god/ Yea Forums is for eloquent and well spoke on gentlemen like

>Getting half your points from the shittiest teams in the NHL
>Indicative of the true best team
I know this is bait/Reddit posting but come on

So is lady Gaga and reddit

>r*ddit is still in stage 2 : denial
gonna be a long summer

The japs obviously don’t know what the fuck a beaver is

>mad
>at beavers

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>be islels fan (not really since they don't exist)
>not win a cup for decades
>have some asian twink run your already shit franchise into the ground
>to this day the only time your shit building ever sells out is when >rags fan fill it
>no fans to go to games and leave city
>no fans to go to games in the new city and be so shit you are forced to go back to your old city
>still play to empty buildings every night
>LITERALLY mfw

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choose to look at it this way: football is so overwhelmingly popular, it needed its own board because it was #1 by so much.

we will choose to look at it that you guys were a bunch of faggots.

i bet if you polled most of Yea Forums if they wanted to split between soccer and other sports, like by say making /fb/ or /usp/, it would have popular support.

Not /beav/

>they made the same mistake twice
just taking the piss at this point

based seething >rag lad

/beav/?

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>SEETHING
>at beavers

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I'd rather watch Kakko in
>rags
than in that fucking disgusting piece of shit club called the devils

Is /hoc/ going to apologise to me when I said that the Lightning were Atlanshit division babbies?

op

here's your beaver bro

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No because the leafs are unironically going to win the cup

People should’ve understood this last year.

The caps literally shedded the monkey that lived rent from from their backs onto the blots. They ARE the new caps

>mfw some "people" still doubt the Islanders

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>anons want to split and divide everybody into categories
wow what a bold prediction

I need a sport utility beaver warrior

I’d like to see the Nashville ice girls BEAVER

Tampa has been choking before last year, they just weren't in the spotlight because of the Caps.

>teds FINALLY win series
>original Ted from Akron ascended to the astral plane
>his soul is with God now

Press T for Ted

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Saw Darian at Chuck E' Cheese circa 2000. I asked him how he could eat pizza without his front teeth and he gave me a fist bump.

>rags

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T

T

what bets should i do tonight? thinking boston nashville and avs puck lines where they all get an extra goal and half

T

WTF don’t you care about the environment

It's not that strange. They struggled to score goals down the stretch and durin the series against Penguins they relied on Eberle, who before this series had 2 points in 13 playoff games.

It's a beaver. It doesnt get much more eco friendly

Bruins, Stars, Avs. You can take that to the bank.

>/hoc/ literally worshipping a homosexual who is known only for posting his cock
Even reddit is less reddit than this

>you were born too late to explore the world
>you were born too early to explore the stars
>you were born just in time to witness the Ted redemption arc

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youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

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Beavers are unironically the least eco-friendly animals on the planet

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exploring the stars is going to be boring as fuck. you just sit there looking at literally nothing for hundreds of years.

Don't forget about Mankind

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>t. some shitter fish nobody cares about, slowly asphyxiating in stagnant water.

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T

Beavers are unironically massive assholes but that makes them based as fuck

go knights

S

its true tho. no other animal changes their environment like beavers do when they block up a river.

ted is unironically fucking GAY and shant be supporting anything that makes him happy desu

shoot a fucking documentary

I think there is just enough time to sneak in one more episode of Smallville before puck drop

*for the better

Might actually make a beav /hoc/umentary now.

that doesn't mean it's automatically a bad thing. You're sounding more like a fish with every post you make.

RAGS
A
G
S

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so tell me another animal that influences the environment as much as beavers do

YOUR GOLDEN KNIGHTS ARE AN NHL DYNASTY

humans

IT'S A F@#$ING MINDSET, TEDS.

Half an hour!

Plus like 12 minutes of anthems and debauchery.

Sharks you had one job

cant wait to hear what kypreos has to say tonight!

>>bings bings have a better shot at the stan lee than pongs, blots, broons, flimflams, caps, jets, stars AND preds.

So we can all go back to not caring about teds now right

No.
Their relationship with /hoc/ has changed forever.

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Let me ask you one more time, /hoc/, IS HE CELL KEY MATERIAL?

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go leafs go

They're still shit and their fans still suck.

yep seems based

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>tfw I'm in the lead in the /hoc/ bracket league
always believed in teds and islanders

Salty non-cbus scum

yes

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Who cares about the cusbs this is hockey not baseball

i dont think he kills penalties for the knights. could be a knock on him compared to burgerwon/ror.

>no caps/canes
f u gary

#leafsforever

Reminder the islanders owned your asses also. You needed 90 seconds off a meme goal to win and a crapshoot. Absolutely pathetic

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Gary probably thought it would be a bad idea to schedule something on a Wednesday night in the South.

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giving my energy to the flames desu

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Remind me how many since 1940? You nearly blew that one to the canucks also. Your worse than the islanders even when they were trash in the 2000’s

Why did you post your asshole?

what is the blackhole consuming?
t. retard

HEY
need a hug?

>1940
You mean '94?

>Your worse than the islanders
>second time in the second round since 1992
O I M LAFFIN

light

Bruins @ Leafs gamethread

"Official" start for the game is in 5 mins, puckdrop in 20 possibly

that can't be mine, I have roids

This is legitimately the only way the Sharks were ever gonna win this series
We've needed meme magic from the start, the reverse 3-game sweep is the only way

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Everything. Black holes consume all

Shan't be posting in the pastry's thread

söy boys

You'll fail in 5 and like it

These are your goalers for the playoffs.

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94 was bought and not legit :^)

>mike sieve

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Is Pekka Rinne too good right now?

>Jones

>yfw robin lehner is elite

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NO NO
Lehner is too good right now

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Honestly how hasn't Smith pulled his groin yet

C O P E

>Jones AND Dell at the bottom

Lmao

no fuck you

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I called it last year.

gonna be sad when they turn to shit again and hang him out to dry

end
my
fucking
life

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Lehner is only elite because of the Eggman's defensive schemes

>Jones below a man that just got swept

>Jones beneath two men that just got swept

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time to trade for a goaltender worth their salt

Just like your sharks

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>drake might be here

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Sure thing. Don’t cry when hank still doesn’t have a ring

???

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What's the matter Finn? You don't believe in jinxes do you?

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Who's this qt anthem singer?

did the leafs crowd try to say thy sons?

Does he want to settle down as a hockey wife now?

>WAAAAAAAH why did these politicians take >our team from us i just don't get it

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Can someone tell me what "heem" stands for?

What fucking bullshit. Crosby deserved to win this year. Fuck the NHL.

who?

Crosby unironically scores too much to win the selke for as much sense as that makes

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>lgbtning

youtube.com/watch?v=IUNw3xAbNPc

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based ruins

>tfw you got banned for a month from hfboards for saying that Tampa Bay Lightning played a slow paced game and had the worst defensive pressure you've ever seen

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leafs nation

hope crosby plays in the worlds so leafs have to pretend to like him for a couple of weeks again desu

>banning people for wrongthink
reminds me of sa and resetera

Suomi desu

>have a D&D game at the same time Nashville vs Dallas comes on
Wat do?

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Battle of the chokers. Who will choke worse?

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the bolts

The mods on hfboards are the worst cunts on the internet. I prefer reddit, even though I only visited r/nhlstreams and r/shoegaze

watch hockey you fucking nerd

Andershit, no doubt
The >Finnish Goaltending meme won't show until round 2

>trusting danes
>trusting finns
grim

I got banned for calling drew doughty a faggot

roll D20
>1-10 watch hoggi
>11-20 D&D

>visit r/shoegaze thinking it'll be a foot fetish subreddit
>mfw it's not

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Where's the best place to sit in a hockey arena lads? I usually prefer to the right or left of the goalie somewhere higher up in the first section.

dm for our /hoc/ d&d campaign. none of us want to do it.

>when they play against chicago it's like they're at an away game.

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Ask your need friends if you can put the game on mute in the same room?

Its what im gonna do to you if you keep this shit up

>sharts beating vegas

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Heem Everyone Even Myself

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>the nashville-dallas game on in the background of a DND campaign
thrilling

Denial is stage 1 lmao

My dm cancelled my last/first campaign ;-; how do I find a new one

are we still running a campaign during the offseason?

Lads i have a tinder date this friday. She said she'll suck my dick.

im starting a no fap until then idk if ill make it

yep

Roll20 nigga.

seriously it is still unreal that you go from a 3-0 lead in the 1st period of game 1 to swept a week later

Sex is overrated.

>out of class activities
It's not even Off Season yet, yessus

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weak mind

my penus is weak lmao

>that feel when your playful shitposts end up minting the phrase that will be used to humiliate you and the rest of your fanbase for probably years to come on /hoc/, the only discussion forum you’ve ever known or can conceive ever using

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what phrase

Fortunately this is an anonymous community

what phrase is that lad?

Pro tip. Only jerk off to the sounds of dicks getting sucked.

It gets easier with time

standings

thanks for that lad.
>standings

Its ok

sounds a tiny bit gay

hey at least you have a legacy, good or bad it's a legacy

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Fuck I always swapped it with anger

my thoughts precisely

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could you include those posts from after bolts won games late in the season and I posted something to the effect of “b-but Lightning we’re fighting for our playoffs lives... ‘no’”

...

I feel bad I haven’t been able to give this series as much attention as I would like.

*AHEM*
standings

Even I can admit that this series is the least interesting and I don't blame you for not wanting to watch it.

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How come I find your hockey exciting, I'm fucking weird then

why is ovi such a piece of shit?? i don't care about either team but beating the shit out of an underage kid?? even scumbags like wilson don't do that. who even fights in the fucking playoffs? especially non fighters. wtf. anyway, these two fags ovi and wilson are lucky there are no real enforcers in the nhl anymore. hope they will lose tomorrow and get eliminated eventually.

You're retarded

reddit posting is a bad /hoc/ meme

Say something nice about me

they're close games there's just not as much drama/fighting/choking as the others so they get overshadowed

You're retarded

Hey cutie

>streaming both games
>they both go to commercial
>forced to be alone with your thoughts
AHHHHHHHHH

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You have a slightly larger than average penis

Helloe, fren
Enjoye the Showe

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you're choice in music is excellent

Muh first round bye

your*
>dammit

>predditors
holy shit
4 - 0

kek, they only had 6 goals across all 3 games so far

Reminder that the isles were dead last in attendance last year below even Arizona and the Relocanes

>dallas up 4-0 in the first
based

>it's another cassie campbell game

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Pekka Rinne is just too good right now

>4-0 stars
>only 1sst period
holy fug

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WHEN THE >BLOTS
COME TUMBLIN' DOWN
WHEN THE >BLOTS
COME CRUMBLIN' TUMBLIN'

Not if you creampie

dubs and you bust a load in 30 seconds

>laffs
>Perds
Thank Christ finally some good series

some don't even make sense like the guy asking for a post-game radio show but it adds charm

Every time you think of fapping instead think of how small and pathetic your load will be vs how Chad and explosive it will be if you persevere.

>blots
>pongs

I still jack off to the memories I have from when I was single and would rawdog creampie tinder floozies first date. The risk is what made it so hot in all honesty.

T’was pretty grand

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i have TWO posts in the collage. top that, faggots.

I have a really great post lined up for the next thread and also got one of my posts in the collage as well.

buncha Assholes

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>LAFF5

>laff5

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Let's accept a blue jackets Stanley cup victory.

>laffs

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>post game radio show
I know in England they have a post game radio show where people call in about what happened in the matches. Always get a bunch of good seething, delusion, and autism. I assume the poster wants the same for the playoffs

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Knights win the cup this year. They have the best goalie.

>preds losing 4-0 after 1
It’s like they’re competing to who can get brfo the worst

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>fucking buncha sickos

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bob exists

...

fuck you, the Kachina jersey is the best Jersey in the NHL

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I DEMAND A BRAND NEW THREAD

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