When will Ngubus die out?
When will Ngubus die out?
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When they find themselves in a nasty car crash, when they are with a terminal disease or reach old age, most likely.
When whitey figures out a new way to make technique>physique.
The ngubu meme ends come june
*hoofs it forward 20 feet*
*catches up to it*
magisterial move by ngubu, and only at 19 years of age can you imagine what he will do in the coming years
Pogba is pretty skilled for a Ngubu ngl
what happened to skilled Africans like Finidi?
why are they all ngubu?
Come on, most of the 30 year old boomers on this board cream their pants over Brazilian Ronaldo highlight videos that mostly consist of him running really fast, running past the goalkeeper and sliding it into the net.
Anybody got the webm of Poobag getting the ball at the half way line and instead of passing it to the guy on the wing took a 55 yard shot instead?
Somebody (probably a Dutch or Italian coach) will master some kind of autistic offside trap tactic that renders ngubus irrelevant.
Who are some still legitimately good ngubus? Mane is the only one that comes to mind right now.
I don't know if Ngubus will figure it one day, but Bale already countered the "defender blocking attacker's path" technique. You have to push the ball as far as you can on the side of the pitch so goalie doesn't come and to curve your run if you spot the defender trying a side step. Gotta find the perfect push for the perfect curve.
This thread is problematic.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to see your licences before you can continue to post.
Obamayang I guess.
When youth teams change their priorities. The U13 title isn't worth shit if you weed out the Reus' and Messis.
Can't stop me, copper. Have to wait until 15th of June. Then you'll have to wait a year before you vote in mandatory internet license.
Even Arsenal fans think he's really shit at the minute.
he had good feet though.
and his name wasn't some white English name-hyphen-some white English name.
Yet he's still scoring for fun
Forgive me for not listening to people who thought Balotelli would be a good signing before Liverpool signed him. He's put away 22 goals and 6 assists for them this season, for a mid-table team that's good.
Kicking the ball hard and running really fast and scoring is one of the best parts about soccer and you're a fucking faggot if you prefer some fairy step-over gay shit where a soccer player flicks his foot around like a big fag
>I wonder what Flag is behind this post
If you can't see a difference between Ronaldo and Rashford you are lost
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Pogba's passes make moist
based retard
He's unironically worse at it than Van Dijk.
I never realized that Pique is actually quite fast.
>t. U15 youth coach of France and England
He's not really. He loses that race 10 times out of 10 if he doesn't make a point to step across Rashford.
one thing is to be one of the most skilled players ever to grace a football pitch who happens to run fast, another is to be a sprinter who happens to know how to control a ball.
>t. faggot
>hurr durr me liek when man run fast
>me maek entire sport where big man run fast at other big man
>me smart
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So right now?
more like his positioning is god tier
Ronaldo broke other people's knees and ran past them, sometimes dribling past 3 players, Ngubus just hoof the ball behind the defender and try to run faster than them.