Robert Kraft on the right

Why is this existing right now?

tl;dr?

300 dollars and all the booze she can drink

Apparently it doesn't

On train going to get dick sucked lads

How much does he charge?

>be me
>married with kids
>wife stopped sucking dick years ago

wut do?

prossies mate

lel

I swear women have some mind warping ability to change reality if need calls for it. No other explanation can be given for this webm.

Keep it together Hans. I've rejected sex multiple teams extending my dry spell for weeks and/or months in the recent years. Literally preferring that over the impending hassle one can get by dating the wrong girl. I'm talking stalkers, clingy bitches, long distance girls and hall of fame thotts looking to dissect my life to feed their own insecurities. Could have been having sex every week and I opted against it. Haven't regretted a single decision.

tl;dr - if not having your dick sucked for a year sounds depressing to you, try and shake a girl thats madly in love with you which you inseminated multiple times

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>me, 2nd from left

Start beating her.

This is literally why hookers exist mate.

What is this semen slurping sport?

Randy Bobandy is doing porn now?

do you have a daughter?

Is there something whores wouldn't do for money?

yeah, have sex with you

god bless america

W-what are you implying here user?

If you just keep adding zero's to the number women will eventually do anything. ANYTHING. everyone has their price.

What's this webm lads? Can't see it because the paki shop was out of porn licenses.

2 actually! thanks for asking!

Think critically.

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2 porn stars promised their followers blowjobs if some team won something. They did. Some fat guy went to get his but his knees hurt halfway through so he had to stop. Tried again, still didn't nut and then went home crying.

Yeah, they'd do it for free with me.

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Ask yourself why you think your wife can shirk her DUTY to satisfy you, then take her up north on a "fishing" trip where she'll have a horrible, and fatal, encounter with a brown bear resulting in her never being seen again.

Don't have the money mayte. If I did yes I would, but then again I probably would also have the time to date indiscriminately. Vs now where I'm swamped by work trying to establish a future for myself. Allot of girls just don't offer quality sex either by being lackluster in in the body department or simply not exuding that erotic vibe. It doesn't help if you're used to fitgirls/thick chicks. But honestly the biggest boner killer is when they get emotional with you and decide they're looking for a relationship. Even if they can't admit to it themselves, their behavior changes from a live pornclip to a scene from some romantic tv show. 'omg I like you so much lets have eye contact while you passionately grace my body, no no no don't be so abusive, stop using me like a whore!' ahh fuck it. That's when I opt out.

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God, I wish that were me

Dude, you can fuck quality hookers for 50 euros

I would have always thought it'd be cheap in the Netherlands. Here it's $200-$250 for full an hour and the girls are usually really hot if you go to decent places. Not much more expensive than taking girls out and paying for drinks etc.

I'm broke man. My current job has me in training as I've only just begun. Once the money starts rolling in I'll still be in training for about a year or more. And with lots to pay for first. Fucking hookers is a really low priority. Also people think it's fucking weird that I reject girl after girl who all eagerly want me in favor of this lifestyle of neglect and hookers. I'm not sure if there's something wrong with me or with them. How do they even get an erection for their 'girlfriends'? Hell how do these girls stay wet at all. I can't relate to this long term dating shit.

I've always felt like people who crave women are obsessed with valitation from them. Don't think there's anything wrong with you.