City v Spurs pre match

because this is a rigged competition

How?

Hi

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refs, uefa

annyeong

tailed this mofo

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Would City rather win today and lose on saturday or lose today and win on saturday?

city win both

>City win here, get knocked out by Ajax, Porto or Barcelona at some point
>City beat Spurs on Saturday
>Liverpool lose multiple league games
>Liverpool lose to Porto
This is what I want. I want neither to win the CL but since I'm forced to pick one for the Title, it has to be City. City are irrelevant in terms of supporters and them winning can be handwaved as 'they bought it'. If Liverpool win, they'll pretend they DIDN'T buy it and the media won't shut up about it for the next 30 years. The fact it's on 'muh 30 years since illsbreh' will result in so many films and documentaries and Dare To Dream 3.0.

>he doesn't dream
ok mate

>liverpool didn't buy it

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They did buy it. Since 2005 they've spent over £1bn. That's more than Spurs and Arsenal have spent since the PL began. Point is, Liverpool fans will pretend they didn't spent £200m last summer and that because they play Arnold-Palmer they're really a hard working local lad team.

just keep pounding it in then that they bought it, if every other premier league team fan does that then they will be the only deluded ones who still think they didn't buy every bit of silverware they won (they won't win)

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>The fact it's on 'muh 30 years since illsbreh'
Oh fuck, didn't even think of that

city wins lol

suck a cock

merci mon frere
tu es un vraiment ami de manchester city

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ita a comfy chat lad

If spurs score in the first 10 minutes it's over for city. City will shit the bed if they do.

Why are you talking about Liverpool in a City v Spurs thread? Weird desu

how will the spurs players handle the fierce atmosphere of the etihad?

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watching back city liverpool at etihad
that fucking atmosphere

think spurs will park the bus and scrape through 2bh

>implying Son won't dab on Shitty again

Tottenham wins a cheeky 2-0

If Mahrez plays then I'm watching the other game. The lad is a waste of space. Worse signing than Fred.

They are terrible at parking the bus.

As a Spurs fan I dont like how over-confident people are getting. A 1-0 lead is nothing against City

who was more expensive?

won't even be on the bench inshallah

they never park the bus

is Kane back yet?

forget kane, you won't see kane again until next season

sad

great news. I'll be supporting City so

Not sure if i want spurs to win and expose pep or man city to win so they have to keep splitting their efforts between CL and PL

Hopefully with Real or some other European team cause he's fucking useless.

it's about time spurs won something

need spurs to win cl, knocking out city now so they can focus on the pl and denying liverpool once again

>he's fucking useless
>5 season wonder
>all the best teams want to sign him though haha spurs will be fucked without him

the mental gymnastics required to be anti-kane and ABS are a true wonder

Also, as a 'pool supporter de bruyne coming back to form is probably terminal for the title hopes, but he's my favourite player to watch (mahrez too)

The bookies don't even give 1/10 for Spurs.
I'm scared.

kane is great.

>(mahrez too)

They are blaming him for the bad results when he's not injured, while in fact Dele gets injured at the same time and is actually the problem

>and is actually the problem
based and redpilled

spurs are finished m8
this isn't our C team playing tonight like last week

Please win Spurs my life is so shit right now I need a boost

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i was like this once. not a good team to rely on mate

i'd bet there is a picture of dele alli with drake somewhere. he seems like the kind of cunt that couldn't resist that

City will not only collapse today, but they will collapse in the league against both Spurs and Yanited, losing all three matches.
Screencap this.

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He was amazing at Lesta, just clean skillz. He's just too shy for the big time pressure at Citeh

KDB gonna go punished Messi mode tonight and dominate. Pep probably sub him off and lose the game because of it. Why does Pep hate him?

He cashed in with a mega contract and now he is on easy mode for the rest of his career. Lazy fucking greedy prick. You won't see his Lesta days again

Dad invited grandma to eat tonight. I won't be able to see the game

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>greatest league title of all time
>poty
He can do what he wants

>Grandma dosn't like watching city

That suck, its the only time mine swears like sailor.

Has God forgiven you?

sure he can be waster for the rest of his career if wants, makes no difference to me. I'm just pointing it out.

>Smelli Alli is the problem
>Scored and won in the Fulham game (1st one without Kane)
>Missed Chelsea, Burnley and Arsenal losses
>Had a phenomenal 1st half against Southampton
>Bretty gud in the matches vs scousers and citeh

>>Bretty gud in the matches vs scousers and citeh
things that never happened

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>Arsenal losses
Draw. Spurs drew 1-1 with Arsenal. Arsenal missed a 90th min penalty.

pls go to penalties

Off work til Tuesday. God bless the baby jesus. Let the football and pints begin

My bad, that one was a 1-1, but that game was very much being played by Arsenal's defence.

>Sets Kane up in the box out of nothing
This is Smelly Ali being shit, not Kane

match thread

aaaahhaaahhaaaa, Cuneyt Cakir is the ref. so City wins.

based
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