/hoc/

Boston is a shit tier city and team and they'll be relying hard on Garypuck to even have a chance at the Leec Up. All Bostonians should just kill themselves to be real

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Boston may be shit but Toronto deserves to be burned to the ground by the cleansing holy flames of God Himself

not sure if i want a Ted vs. Broons or Ted vs. Tronna series.

>no WSH - CAR tonight
GARYYYYYYYYYYY

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So flames to beat laffs in the final?

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love the Teds
love the isles
love the broons
love the caps
love the Avs
love the bloos
love the stars
love the canes
love the flames

hate the laffs
hate vegASS
hate the predditors
hate the shorks
hate the jests

only SHIT teams playing tonight

a bloo bloo bloo

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Whoever wins out of Leafs v Teds will win the Cup this year.

Switch jets and hurrishits and it would be completely based, still pretty good leafbro

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Fuck you guys are so pathetic. Columbus played great. We will take the summer to make adjustments and come back more hungry than ever. But you faggots seriously need to reflect on your life if you think this is funny

>rags south

Feels good to live in a sports dynasty city. And that city just happens to be Las Vegas, Nevada

Go knights !

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things >we need to do next season
>fire deboer
>trade jones
>trade nyquist
>trade haley (again)
>acquire good goaler (karlsson, nyquist, jones package?)
>acquire none meme dman
>acquire new coaching staff
>maybe keep karlsson if possible
anything i'm missing lads?

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tranpa gay lgbtqing

its not over shark fan. there's plenty of time left for a come back.

no way karlsson hangs around that dumpster fire

its funny debrusk is a cunt but i covet him

Detonating a thermonuclear warhead over downtown San Jose would be a good place to start

i want to believe
yeah probs, but his stock has also dropped

we got scoring and depth

just need better goaltending and better defensive coaching to not only help defenders but forwards as well so we're not turning it over so much

checked

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how do you go from this....

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Me on the right

I wanna squish her fish

If you catch my drift

d is largely down to burns and karlsson being exposed without someone like vlasic to hold the glue imo

jones i think might be injured, but either way we need an actual goaler

I would fuck her sweaty pussy furiously

nice mound

I thought you were a Colorado fan England

more sad qts please

... to this?

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It's summer lads

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no, i'm the bongshark

there's a few nigels in /hoc/, me, a flamsfag, and idk the rest

Are Bolts the worst chokers ever?

there is an avs fan and i believe you three make up the regulars

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no, not even close across all sports
but they are certainly in the top 5 for hockey

Hate my boss lads...
She throws me under the bus on the daily and helps people commit welfare fraud. But it’s a cozy job that pays decent enough with great benefits.

On an all-time basis, no, thats either the Blues, >rags, or laffs

This was by far the biggest choke in an induvidual playoffs/series

>This was by far the biggest choke in an induvidual playoffs/series
95 wongs getting swept by the devlols in the scf was worse

now if there's an investigation they'll see this and it will implicate you. you just played yourself, dubs.

fuck that nyquist is one of the few i'd like to keep around

Do Islanders have fans? Where do they live? Are they all suburban people living in Long Island, NY?

Last nights games

Lightning lost because:
1. They played the slowest paced games I've ever seen on NHL level. I've seen children's hockey with more speed than the Lightning had through the neutral zone.
2. Their GOD AWFUL defensive zone pressure.I think it's one of the worst I've seen. Blue Jackets looked like they played power play in 5v5.

Penguins lost because:
1. Worse goalie. Murray was shit while Lehner was fantastic. Their positioning was like night and day.
2. They let Islanders have countless of odd-man rushes. Gudbranson played like a fucking bag of shit in his own zone and Malkin was a no-show. Crosby was the only one who played to his capacity 5v5.

Sharks lost because:
1. Shitty goalies.
2. Shitty defense. When Burns turned he looked like a fucking steamboat.

Blues lost because:
1. Too many odd-man rushes, but they could have just as easily won. Jets look like the did all last season. They play fast and heavy as fuck.

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>women's """hockey"""

At least they made it to the finals and blasted everyone in the west along the way

The >blots lost in four fucking straight in the first epund after being hyped as a top 10 team all time

Our defence is pretty glass too

Vlasic is always missing time, Braun occasionally, burns is always dealing with something

These guys aren't getting any younger and we're locked with them for a while too (Braun only a couple more years)

Dilly has been fantastic for what he is IMO, not out there for heavy minutes, but he's giving his best every night.

Simek, Heed, Ryan all had nice starts but kinda dipped off after longer exposure, and all seem to get injured some way or another.

I wouldn't be apposed to letting Karlsson go, he's been fantastic at times, and dreadful at other times and has been the most fragile. Too much risk for reward.

>being mad at the canes
Why would anyone do this?

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the 95 wongs were fucking STACKED and would have broken records if not for the meme short season (the 96 wongs set the 62 win record)
the 95 devils went on to miss the playoffs the next season

As a fan of the habs, who do I root for?

Nyquist was one of few forwards who created something last night.

Because you're a spamming faggot

Because their head coach is a cuck. Went back to his wife after Lindros fucked her.

The sheer number of clear breakaways the Teds got was astounding. So far in the Hurricanes-Capitals series that has happened maybe 2-3 times across both teams, but the Teds were getting maybe 3-4 opportunities like that a game. The Lightning just didn't even try.

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>go all in
>it actually works
APOLOGIZE

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great assessment sven
agree with all your points

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>women's "anything"

There is never any investigation. She has been doing this shit for 30 years for counties from Texas to Minnesota. She just burns up her bridges and moves counties every 5-8 years and that move only happens because workers hate her, not due to audits.
Unironically the Obama administration basically made her untouchable because not enough funds to do county audits anymore. The welfare system increased while the checks and balances didn’t

Fucking horrible weather already april. I don't think I can get through this summer lads.

>I’m just gonna keep posting the same image

Chill put guys, no need to hate

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZCKtXvr8Ks8

Thoughts?

Is there gay ass soccer on today?

You know it.

doesnt the us have a whistleblower program for government corruption? im sure the irs would love to move in if you have evidence

She's a cam thot basically and Twitch is full of SJW faggots, if it was a dude he'd be banned.

led's gou aves

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That's a cute outfit

Ah good you're still awake

based AYY lmao poster

>you will never experience pittsburg and tampa bay getting swept in the first round on the same day with /hoc/ bros again

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Fuck Tampa Bay

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Smashing records.

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based france

long live ted hockey

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If the Columvus men are Teds, what are the women? Tina's?

I'm always awake

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How do these stand against niggercollide?

what jersey is that

It's >my team's of course

I implemented your greyout idea in the bracket

twitter.com/kingchizz/status/1117611907236679680?s=21

Thank.

Did you see my latest suggestion?

>Reminder Finland are world champions

exactly what id expect a vegass edgelord to look like

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Kek I'm doing this on a simple phone app

Just watched the re-cap of the Sharks @ Knights game
Karlsson, Burns and Jones seems to be shitting the bed massively?

Link for re-cap:
youtube.com/watch?v=3chkmcsbz1o

that would imply they were competent to begin with

Fuck Yhdysvallat

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He’s from New York dummy

Where is the blots elimination day collage

I only use don't tell me the score for recaps. You should to.
dtmts.com/

who gives a fuck

We’re ALL islanders

Clearly the leaf posted his picture and mentioned his geographical location?

Apparently you because its essential to your retarded point which is wrong

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read through 3 tweets and seemed like he was a vegass fan
both of you aspies seem to really care though, why?

>bluejackets have no depth
12 different goal scorers for Columbus that series
3 were defensemen
That’s depth

Based

I only care because you're wrong. At least get youre shit right if your going to make a shit post. /hoc/ is for only the highest quality if shitposts and you arent meeting that standard.

your pills user

truly one for all time

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Fuck you and your pills, I wont take em.

>see quality shit posting

who said they had no depth?
that's literally their strongest attribute

Pongs fans

Hello yes it’s me I have arrived. Expect the post quality in this thread to increase substantially.

Thank goodness. Your brother has been just God awful

I honestly had no idea Tortorella was coaching Lightning.

Wasn't he the coach when they won the 2004 Cup?

Ted-ettes

LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE grease
HATE armenia

tonya or tawnee. stripper-esque

simple as

Just as successful as each other

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wait, I was wrong, kel

Theodora

Thunder cats!

They couldn’t get her. She scoots by just enough to not have shit trace back to her.

I have caught this bitch falsifying emails before... she wrote a big long email then copied someone else’s email signature and put it in to make it look like they wrote it, then she forwarded it to my whole department. When she got pushed asking “who is that person? This doesn’t sound right we have never done it that way” she said that only she can talk to other supervisors of outside agencies

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Ayyyy

>TSN really absolutely must do something about their coverage, though. Only 14 games broadcast, which didn’t even cover all of the Group A games, with no extra games online. The commentary team for all games was Rod Black and Cheryl Pounder, who were often straight out inaccurate with some of their information, to say nothing of the frustrating, demeaning way that Black in particular described the games. With his emphasis on male relatives, dismissive comments about Group B teams and the SWHL, he’s downright patronizing, and there must be someone at TSN who could do better. He’s supposed to be the play by play person, so surely TSN has someone who can tell me who has the puck accurately and without wandering off into pointless extra narratives that are supposed to be the domain of the colour commentator anyway.

No the 2009 Miami University Red Hawks have that one locked up

>Anyone who read WHW two weeks ago knows the NWHL is suggesting the “where” and “with whom” should be with them. That doesn’t seem particularly likely. I’m still skeptical of the NWHL’s claim that they’ll be able to establish teams north of the US border, and the only National Team player who’s played in the NWHL is Shannon Szabados. She freely admits it’s a question of geography more than anything else. (She likes how the Pegulas run things, but the Pegulas don’t run the league.) Team Canada were pretty invested in the success of the CWHL, and it’s a big ask to pull up sticks to move south (or, if Toronto and Montréal NWHL teams magically appear, east) to play for a league that has been very heavy handed in its approach so far—the NWHL even spent Worlds tweeting out congratulations on goals and milestones as if these players were already part of the league.

>yhdysvallat
Binland explain

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Rod Black is a legend, even Charles Barkley loves him.

Is there a >pongs elimination day collage for this year that I just haven't seen yet? If so can somebody please post it?

>cai-göran soumisson

The shorks are my personal rival and im glad we are spanking their dumbasses AGAIN.

No one gives a fuck

I think it going eclipsed by >bolts

Time for mammi :DD

Based and mämmipilled

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leafs nation reporting in

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Would be willing to lose Pavs if we get to keep Nyquist desu

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kek
Kucherov a shit

kuch looks like hes the temperature of the sun

cunt

Pavs is a shooter, Nyquist isn't

Pavs offers much more positional coverage

Pavs offers much more leadership seeing as he's the captain

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NEVADAWOO~

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come home manlet

So was trading all those first rounders worth it

based

Based
t. Vegas

>ohio has ham on its front page
not sure if based ham poster or not yet

laffs fan here, never wanted stamkos here, glad he didn't sign

Based and tortellinipilled

Not even close for Ohio State games I would have to imagine.

>inb4 Grapes calls Panarin a Russian cunt

i did, i want our entire team to be GTA boys. Matthews has got to go once we win the cup

Who is staying and who is going next season

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Does anyone have qt Canes girls like ?

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Who is staying and who is going

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yeah, what are they worth to you?

based christian ally

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen

kek, what a salty bitch
twitter.com/KingChizz/status/1117641450148306944

save this shit for the offseason

Are we still laughing at the Blots and Pongs?

yes lad
>blots
>pongs

>blots
>pongs

why is it always russians :DDDD

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It is the offseason for >blots already

heyyyy ohhhhh

I saw Teppo Winnipeg today

They would be if they didnt win in 2004. Shorks and bloos are still the worst.

based

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He was driving expensive looking black Mercedes

Why is he not playing in the playoffs?

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>since their founding in 1991, the Sharks have played the third most playoff games of any NHL franchise, including the 4th most wins
>1 final and no cup

How can you be so cucked?

Playoff over time should be another period not sudden death. Fite me.

hope all is going well in his life

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what is this creature

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you have todd mcLELlan as your head coach

The curse of eternal good-not-greatness
Flyers say hello

>The curse of eternal good-not-greatness

You rang?

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>not presented as a business idea
>wanting to adopt divegrass tier extra time

how is everyone forgetting the u will bs? they are worst than the yotes

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literally kys my man

what is the point of a bo7 if the players exhaust themselves in one ot

t. dabres poster

>BLOTS

>meme complaint
That's some /reddit/ tier shit right there
>dive grass
Should have went for apehoop desu. Soccer's extra time is even more shit because the amount is made up.
Sudden death is just as much a minigame as the shootout.
Would put more pressure to score and also settle things in regulation

Nah lad, >rags and laffs are worse than the shorks

>rags
>one cup in eighty (80) seasons
>fluked their way to it with oilers sloppy seconds

>laffs
>no cups in fifty two (52) years and counting
>no cups in a league of more than six (6) teams
>despite playing most of that time in the largest market in the sport in a league with no cap

>Would put more pressure to score and also settle things in regulation
how? if the game is a stalemate forcing non sudden death ot is only going to keep it a stalemate
is this your first playoffs lad?

>teams with ancients cups are worse than a recent franchise with zero cups
the >shorks goes in all fields

ted /lifelong/ since 3rd period last night
ted WW@???

So fuck y’all
All of y’all
If y’all don’t like me, blow me

Your country is called "Yhdysvallat" in finnish.

you rang

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we didn't choke we just sucked, there's a difference

The longer the game goes, the more energy you waste. The more energy you waste in one series the less likely you are to win the next. Also are you suggesting a team is incapable of scoring and holding only a lead? Sounds like they shouldn't be in playoffs.

Jop Shelf?

youre not from the sunbelt stop using our word. (preds and blots are soon to be replaced in this image for being fucking gay)

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N/a/shville!

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>The longer the game goes, the more energy you waste.
which is only going to decrease the quality of the hockey on the ice
> The more energy you waste in one series the less likely you are to win the next.
now the later rounds get even more lethargic
>Also are you suggesting a team is incapable of scoring and holding only a lead?
if the team in question is playing in overtime then it suggest they are tightly matched vs their opponent, this sounds like the complete opposite of teams that dont deserve to be in the playoffs

jhe besj spotj jo aim for

I usually aim for the roof of their mouth

youtube.com/watch?v=smtko3Ga1oM&disable_polymer=1

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What do you think meier said to reaves last night?

mmmmmmm Ham

>a team that no longer exists
>*two(2) teams that no longer exist
>not even all of the sunbelt teams
The image is shit anyway

ELIMINATED

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5 hrs to go!

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So win
So win
>Tightly matched
Tightly matched contests shouldn't be determined by mini games. By you're logic we may as well do shootouts to preserve stamina and "quality" hockey.

series is getting tied back up tonight you silly dane

>5 on 5 sudden death overtime is a minigame
Please keep your retarded fucking posts to yourself from now on.

>claims shitty hockey in the later rounds is a win
alright last (You) contrarian faggot

8!

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>lmao next goal wins
That's some 12 year old shit right there
Glad to see you concede

wonder which bad team touched him in OT

Actually no one. >my team isnt even in playoffs. I was just watching blues/jets again.

No the 2009 Miami University Red Hawks have that one locked up

>no one laughing at the Penguins for getting swept too

How did they suddenly become so irrelevant?

>my team isn’t even in the playoffs

they’ve been iffy all year

Sorry I dont watch man drama

cause they werent expected to win b2b cups in the first place
and last season was really their swan song

what a stupid fucking opinion

that's what they get for giving in to PC culture and changing their name.

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Boston is losing the series you can’t lose at home and win.

I know I'm late but

>Tampon Gay
>Shittsburg

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They should bomb the marathon every year

Ouch, abysmal

>tfw i only care about nashville because i've got scp ryan johansen on my nhl 19 hockey ultimate team team that upgrades when they win

Whoever wins Boston Toronto will win cup

Business idea: Overtime means both teams keep playing, no matter the score, until the start of the next game

how will this years ploffs stand up to last years in terms of kino factor?
ovis redemption was pretty based but the tampons/pongs sweeps are a hot start imo

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Business idea: all 21 periods of hockey played in 1 continuous game

Erie Otters

Bue >we did exactly that last year

this year is already 10x better than the snoozefest that was the 2018 playoffs

Playoff OT hockey is some of the best hockey you can watch.

Depends on what happens in the west. Everything is following the usual script. I don't really like the prospect of Vegas getting back to the final, that storyline is done and old. Avs advancing would make things interesting. Binnington dragging the blues forward would also be kino

Reminder that the playoffs are for having fun, if you don’t enjoy it you will lose, penguins didn’t enjoy it, neither did the lightning so they got swept, also pongs fans literally crying

Did I miss the laugh at lightning thread?

leafs nation better be well-rested today. day light is burning, lots of work to be done. limited time until the big game. leafs nation must lock in, full focused, only the most positive of energies to be utilised. no negativity, only positive generative forces.

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After what’s already happened in round one you can’t predict anything with any degree of certainty
The fucking stars will probably win at this point

With that sweep, Columbus is probably the cup favorites at this point

I only care about Nashville because they have manlets like Grimaldi.

You missed about 30 of them

After what happened last night I think mc David wants to be a bluejacket just to win a cup

because there is a sense of urgency
one mistake and your season could be finished

i liked last years playoffs

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Would you mind if we laughed again? I missed it

*breathes in*

bombston was always ahead in the series last year
this year they lost and home and have got themselves behind in the series for the first time since 1959 when toronto swept bombston 4-0

A V A L A N C H E

But you see, because they won so quick they aren't playing any meaningful hockey at the moment and won't be able to find their game.

Yikes

This but unironically

>not an excuse, just reality

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOTS+PENS=0 WINS
Thanks

Did your husband give it to you?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahhahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The pleasure is all mine

>reaching back to the fucking 50s
really living up to the stereotype you stupid laffer

Trolling tribs
Delightful dubs

I believe in my Leafs, silly American!
Noone expected anything from the Penguins this year
They're slowly losing important pieces, some players declining, Murray not being the elite replacement for Fleury, they recently won 2 cups
They've been flukey all year too

Imagine being this scared

Tampa went from 3-0 to 4-0 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

that isnt a positive for the laffs dummy
just a stat that shows this season is different

Exactly. You do whatever it takes to make it to the next round, even if you have to take it to 7 games, triple OT. Who cares if you bomb out in the next round out of exhaustion. You just gotta make it there because anything can happen.

Reminder

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Imagine this
It’s game 4 and the bluejackets are about to sweep the leafs they do
Now imagine this
It’s game 4 and the jackets are about to sweep the avalanche

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I mean I would really like some plz

>blots
>62
>standings

Avalanche v Jackets Stanley cup finals?
That'd be pretty funny to watch desu

Why do the caps get two days off after they got shorked?

since you asked nicely :)

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Not possible

yikes

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Eh, they're still beatable. I think the main takeaway from that series is how poorly Tampa Bay played, not how great Columbus played. Put them up against the Capitals and I doubt the Teds would be skating up and down the ice getting open shots/breakaways constantly.

will svech poke the bear again?

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What team would Ricardo follow?

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There have to be hotter girls.

This. Columbus is the team to beat now. I doubt any other teams in the East want to see their chances thrown out by a Cinderella story from Ohio

I believe the locals call it a woman. While having many common features as men, they differ strikingly in many different ways. In fact some of the differences are so great, some consider them to be an off-shoot or sub-species of humanity. While being wholly compatible with men in terms of bearing offspring, their deficiencies begin to show in both their reasoning and empathy, or rather a lack thereof when compared to men.

I hope so

That's better

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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Canes

what a horrible take. CBJ plays 4 games like that again and they beat every team on the ice with them.

>the new logo is a hurricane warning flag pair

Okay, that makes sense. Couldnt see what it was for a minute.

Clearly, but the leafs are a skill team so they will probably be dispatched by a heart heavy team in Columbus
Although the best ecf is Washington and Columbus I see Columbus winning just for revenge for last season

>implying his career isn’t over/he’s still alive

>Canes have more playoff wins than Shitsburgh and Tampa combined this season
This shit is never going to get old

Because it was expected. I’m happy for it because the isles finally swept a team

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Is that from this past week? Was there, fun experience. Talked to a few qts but didn't take them home, had to get my friend's little brother home before he got arrested for PI

nothing like playoff hockey to bring out all the thotts and getting them to cheer like lifelong fans

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WE ALL GOT

SOME VOOOODOOOOOOO

OH NONNONO NO NO

I dont watch hockey but my bruins would booty blast all your teams

I love ovi, but Svechnikov is 19. C'mon man.

white women are disgusting

Best ECF is really isles/canes vs leafs. The history, height of the leafs/isles/canes in a final, and a lot of hatred towards a certain player

>implying Tavares does have hea...
Laffs get swept

Texier is the youngest player to score a goal this playoffs

that was taken on sometime during game 3

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Did we watch the same series? The Blots were consistently behind plays and let the Teds control possession without much opposition. For whatever reason the Blots looked like they couldn't keep up physically. That won't be a problem for a team like Washington. Even the Canes would be more competitively from a physicality standpoint.

Fucking gross dude wtf

every one he's posted has been gross and now you draw the line?

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:^)

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Yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here

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The fuck are you talking about dude? The others were decent if you’re drunk the chick you posted is simply hideous

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some say game 4 is must win

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this is the prototypical carolinian.

>The others were decent
yikes, wh*te cope

>That won't be a problem for a team like Washington
>The Blots will sweep CBJ no problem!

I would date her.

I've only ever met 2 other people that unironically like the Canes. They're both butterface girls that look similar to this girl

lmao fucking BAASED

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That’s one heck of a schnoz

I've watched maybe 5 minutes of the Dullass Preds series to be hon

YES

youtube.com/watch?v=kz3lq6HUdGc

YES

>reddit youtubers
gonna be a cringe from me

this goes out to that lonely user who only wants to enjoy hockey at a bar

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>warning: choking hazard

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based

Butterface implies that she has a nice body

Cringe. UrinatingTree posts on Yea Forums

Admittedly, it is the most irrelevant series in the first round

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I completely forgot about that series altogether

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*dabs*

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speaking of schnozes

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I honestly keep forgetting that series is even happening.

>Labatt’s
Yeah I’m thinking this is based

It's not an unattractive body

She's not a fat heffa

imagine the smell

Where else do you suggest he creates a community hub?

Okay which on of you fucks is greentexting >BLOTS and >TAMPON GAY in the comments

Pretty obvious that beneath that ill-fitting T-shirt she has small pointy tits and the figure of a refrigerator

It’s beautful youtu.be/kz3lq6HUdGc

Yea Forums memes on any site other than Yea Forums are cringe as fuck

>call himreddit youtuber
>he's not reddit
>post his reddit
>WELL OF COURSE HE HAS A REDDIT ITS JUST THE BEST SITE GOING FOR A COMMUNITY
lmao the cope

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That doesn't prove he made it, just some redditor who watches his videos

Which teams do you support?
For me, it's the:
Islanders
Teds
Vegas
Preds
Bloose
Caps
Colorado

I've been uncontrollably laughing since last night lads

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Literally anywhere else

its literally linked on his youtube channel

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kotkan titaanit
columbus bluejackets

>people thought I was memeing when I said Columbus in 4

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At least he is self aware that Reddit is a hellhole.

where did that guentzel posting fag go?

got any proof of this?

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>misses first 8 min of City - Spurs
>already 1-1
>Spurs score again while I'm typing this

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kappvändare/10

Yea Forums is a hellhole
Reddit is a cringe hole

was meant for

what is it like living in toronto?

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>the other team wanted it more

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Depends where in Toronto, it’s a big place

pretty nice, spring here is lovely, and then us nonpoors leave for the summer for Muskoka

Yeah but it doesn't bother me

>han har oironiskt någon som helst form av lojalitet till mcdonalds lag i amerikatet istället för att heja på när det går bra för svenskar och skratta åt finländare och lag som skiter på sig som Tampa
staden av (Du)

rödpillrad och baserad

Thank god they didn't signed him on a multi-year deal JUST before the playoffs started

Well I guess it’s true what they say, beauty is in the eye when you hold her

>62 wins

What the fuck is that thing

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>62-24

LIGHTNING AND THE BLUNDER

canes 4 cup

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sambög

Haha yeah that would’ve been insane haha dodged a major bullet there

wtf Randy is a goblin?

denmark with the gloves OFF

... we are not an attractive bunch.

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lads do you remember this image?
pretty funny if you ask me

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mm

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Was saying this before the series even began.

Beauty is in the eye of the storm surge

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broons desu
t. habs fan

good picture swedebro

mm visst

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Wym she cute

Goal Manchester city 3-2 but still losing on away goal

Tampa Bay LLLLightning

Swedish is dumb

lost in all the shitposting it seems
well you know what say: for those about to rock
WE SALUTE YOU

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are these OHL teams?

>relegated by Japan

>1:49
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>basement dwellers thinking they’re better for using 4chin
Shocking

You have to go back

Swedish bros i'm learning svenska

Getting the basics down but learning each different words to use is tricky to remember

Also pronunciation throws me off sometimes

Any good resources you recommend so I can learn better?

Ryan Reaves seems like a friendly, level-headed guy who wants to be seen as an angry fighter.
Evander Kane seems like an angry fighter who wants to be seen as a respectable guy.

Thoughts?

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Says right there. It’s vaskei

informationsverige.se/sv/mer-om-sverige/lara-svenska/

Shitpost in /SvT/

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harrasta yhdyntää

If you ever plan on visiting Sweden you might as well learn Arabic instead

leafs/blue jackets is the most interesting matchup from here. most popular team that hasn't made serious noise in a long time or won it all since most of their fanbase has been alive vs. a team that has never been there in a city with no professional sports accomplishments with a polarizing likeability

Try this:
tomten (the santa/gnome) vs tomten (the garden
anden (the mallard) vs anden (the spirit/genie)

Expecting a vocaroo

>5 of the 6 top goalies are Europeans
Why are North American goalies so shit?

Y-you too

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OFFICIAL /hoc/ GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS LIST
>GOOD GUYS
islels
ted
canes
stars
bloos
>BAD GUYS
laffs
caps
reddit showers
blots (based)
pongs (based)
jests
predditors

hey lads remember last night when the lightning got swept by poojackets? shit was so cash.

>NWOEG

The attractive North Carolinians are college basketball and Panthers fans tbqh.

unironically this. Leafs can't win

Oh yeah haha those were the days

ha ha yeah I remember
youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_BB9sxyS4

Rather be a bad guy than a good goy

>play all regular season with shit goalies
>playoffs start and the only one who does not play like shit is one of the goalies
Really joggin' my noggin

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feel like getting a peameal bacon sandwich for lunch boys but its kinda chilly outside

ruins are neutral?

translator, getting finnish burgers laid in english speaking countries for years

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huutista

Because if Americans practise blocking shoots they die

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Real talk I actually like Boston. Bruins are a fun team to watch and having visited both places multiple times, I would much rather spend time in Boston than that dump Toronto.

Should have learnt Finnish instead. Pekka lekka dukka rakkonen mukka fuckonen.

>Real talk

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>huutista
>det är onsda

yeah bwoons shorks bing bings and lames are neutral

based

alpha north americans have a go getter attack personality while yuropoverty alphas defend what what little is left of their wasteland culture

need an edit of tsundere Boston and Montreal making out with each other

spotted the pajeet

based I also speak finnish
Minä rakastan yksi kaksi kolme EI SAA PEITTÄÄ jumalauta SAAAAATAAAAANAAAAAA PERKELE pekka paskalainen asetta tämän vasempaan k rauta vallio

If I know the bare minimum of Finnish, am 6'0 (183cm), and like 7.5/10 how well will I do trying to get girls in Finland, assuming I dress well?

are you black?

Bostonians are probably the closest to the frogs behaviourally speaking, which is by no means a complement but it explains a lot

Step 1: be Swedish or black/north african
Step 2: go to a party
Step 3: speak to finnish woman
Step 4: tell her dumle is swedish and she will say no and then show her wikipedia page and she will say her life is a lie and then say you owe me something for this and she will ask you if you live close by
Step 5: say yes
Step 6: make yellow babies

who caniac here?

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Damn I’ve been getting some rad digits lately

Isles are not your friend, dude

>checking your own digits.

>*in broken finnish* h-hello, dumle is Swedish
>what?
>n-never mind

checked
also that's why the broons habs rivalry is enjoyable and respectable while the laffs are just insufferable

nice meme answer

I never do but I’ve gotten quints three times and quads at least five in the last week, I couldn’t just say nothing

TAMPA BAY IS TOO GOOD RIGHT NOW

It’s not a real rivalry if you’re cheering for them in the playoffs

>Ted and Texas are good guys
I didn't vote for this

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Bruins taking it in 7

N-no this time is d-different

Good afternoon, Tampa Bay

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based post leafbro

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Todays Sunshine Girl. Good to see The Sun still has it's prorities in order.

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I disagree, they don't live in my head rent free

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nearly as disgusting as the relationship that spawned it

t. third-wheel Laffer

She looks like she fucks black guys
Exactly. Not a rivalry.

Just realized the canes have a butthole for a logo. Was this done on purpose? Do carolina girls take it in the pooper?

whatever you say homo

this scares the laffer

You watch too many BLACKED videos

Shit fans
Shit team
Shit franchise

I barely watch porn at all but just look at that face bro

Ive met Marchand's dad before, pretty cool guy
yeah but no it'll be different this time

>92140559
>92140616
grim

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Got the next OP lined up.

Nice projecting

too late i already have a juicy one

I don’t think you know what projecting means

Your bracket is dead: only 20 out of 30,809 brackets picked CBJ and NYI to sweep; 50% have TBL or PIT winning the cup; and only one bracket ("lolwat") still has a chance of being 100% correct

Next 3 threads are already in the catalog, just waiting for this one to hit the bump limit to post them.

just chill lads I got this

I don't think that most of the people here know what most of the words that they use mean.

they love it

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why are laffers so disgustingly arrogant despite their team not accomplishing shit in half a century and their city looking more like new delhi than canada

Don’t worry about the next thread boys I got it

based lolwat with the memest of brackets

Thanks dude

It’s a facade drenched in satire used as a coping mechanism
t. Leaf fan

I think it's the thirteen black-and-white Cups.

Faster OP

I got the next thread it's a great one

better be good

Yes you see a nice blonde hair blue eyed female and you automatically assume she fucks black guys. Congratulations, your brain is broken.

center of the hockey universe, don't start crying bout it now

>rags
>rags south
>pongs
>kongs
>chiraq

Could Bulju have saved Tampa?

...

new

That’s not what projecting means

Well shit. Cute girl or brackets

God damnit

Go watch more blacked videos retsrd

This is projecting

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I think you're forgetting about the knights who will win the cup this year

I’m on board with this, though ruins mission under bad guys