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>Mohamed Salah
>by John Oliver

wtf

This is reddit, this is memes

>boomer magazines

>donald trump by chris christie

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People still buy those things that are printed on actual paper?

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boomers still do. Apparently those people still watch TV and pay for cable subscriptions too

dentist offices probably

>as influential as Emilia Clarke
He has truly ascended.

I like John Oliver and his show, he's actually quite funny

But holy hell is that guy a virtue signalling cuck

>I like John Oliver and his show, he's actually quite funny

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It’s 2019 and Liverpool haven’t won the Premier League

Literally Leicester City won it, I’m British and I son’t know how to pronounce that

Will you keep watching if I fuck my sister?

>John Oliver
What

ben shapiro, jordan peterson and candace owens are the most influential people in the world!

these intellectuals are fighting to uphold and strengthen our judeo-christian values in the west!

>In an interview with TIME, the Liverpool striker spoke frankly for the first time about the importance of women’s equality. “I think we need to change the way we treat women in our culture,” Salah said. “It’s not optional.”

He got there because he stroked the feminist boner
This is more of a /pol/ BTFO. I'd be mad if they put him on there for winning trophies

Buy my carpet, libtard

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Ben Shapiro is just an older Butters Stotch, Cadence Owens just assumes she’ll only het white cock if she signals to boomer tendencies and Jordan Peterson’s bit got taken by an anime girl

>implying western feminists care about the treatment of muslim women

>Implying Westerners care about non-Westerners

FTFY

>Cute picture of animal on screen
>LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!

>.....the point is

haha oh I get it, it’s a joke haha John Oliver so funny

>Salad
>Kelly C
Lmao

The hardened core feels more loyalty for their gender than their cats

Yeah why read that shit when you can get reliable and levelheaded sources on the internet

>Jacinda Ardern by Sadiq Khan
My fucking sides. Has she actually converted to Islam just to virtue signal at this point?

tfw dumb dentist is obsessed with windsurfing and the waiting room is full of his shit magazines

john oliver is a huge liverpool fan

OFFICIAL REAL MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD POWER RANKING:

1. Larry Page
2. Mark Zuckerberg
3. Xi Jinping
4. Jeff Bezos
5. George Soros
.
.
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9000000000000001. Elected leaders in democratic countries

OFFICIAL REAL MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD POWER RANKING:

Brendan Schaub

Power gap

Joe Rogan
Kanye
Gigachad
Me

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>no Rothschild

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Nah while elected Democratic leaders are powerless here are the real 5 most powerful people

1. you
2. your partner
3. your best friend
4. your boss
5. your closest coworker

Thinking about power relations is for communists and I’ve never met any of those people. Only YOU can change your situation

Didn’t he not know how many teams were in the premier league

what the fuck

oh you sweet naive summerchild

>Come from socialist country
>Expect things handed to you

SALAH IS A BOMBER

>Salah
>(((Oliver)))
Didn't Salah refuse to play for Liverpool if they signed an Israeli player awhile back? Or was I misremembering something?
I thought Salad was /ourguy/... I've liked him ever since his Roma days.

Yea Forums is full of british, french, german and dutch flags, Yea Forums loves muslim athletes.

So much this.
This is why we need Fascism, and why corporations should be outlawed.
I might put as even higher though:

000. Rothschild Family/IMF/Zionist Cabal/a collection of secret societies that we haven't even heard of

"IF VOTING MATTERED, THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU DO IT!"

Here's the article

>Mo Salah is a better human being than he is a football player. And he’s one of the best football players in the world.

>You’d be hard-pressed to find a professional athlete in any sport less affected by their success or status than Mo, which is incredible because I can’t imagine the kind of pressure that comes with the intensity of adoration he receives. Mo is an iconic figure for Egyptians, Scousers and Muslims the world over, and yet he always comes across as a humble, thoughtful, funny man who isn’t taking any of this too seriously.

>As a footballer, he plays with an infectious joy. I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to be able to play as well as him, and watching his face light up after he does something incredible, you get the reassuring sense that it’s exactly as fun as you’d want it to be.

>I absolutely love him.

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They were about to sign and Israeli player last summer, He and Mane threatened to leave the club if they did, Which is pretty cringe tbqh.

What are you, a leftover Jew who forgot to leave Egypt with Moses lol?

In all seriousness now, shitposting aside, I agree with Oliver, Salah genuinely seems like a very nice, professional and humble guy. Hard to dislike the dude.

Describing him as one of the most influential people on the planet is still idiotic and either a sign of severe Liverpool delusion or a case of virtue signalling, probably a combination of both.

kek

I'm confused. This is the current cover here in America

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This reads like it was written by an 8 year old.

Leftists hate jews and especially Israel now, so that won't be a problem for people like John Oliver desu

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Imagine thinking that the world was actually co ordinated, rather than power just sitting with a small class of political and economic elites of various races like Marxists have been telling you for over a century. Oh well

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absolute go-getter mindset/10

>Nancy Pelosi
>by Hillary Clinton
the fuck

>evelyn de rothschild is a dude
wtf

well, it's not that I agree with him, but do you think you are achieving much by sitting on an afghan poppy collection forum and complaining about the jews and how they are keeping you down?

>Tiger Woods by Justin Timberlake
wut

A grown man with a nations wide media platform wrote this

>Time Magazine
Leftover boomer trash that nobody reads. Will be discontinued in a matter of years.

Based JT

Are Barcelona the good guys because they arent the muslims team or the jewish team (like Ajax and Spurs?)

I don't recognize any of them besides politicians, athletes and a few CEOs

Is this what being a boomer feels like?

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>whiny socialists who hate their country
God no, they're basically the Liverpool of Spain. So they're definitely the bad guys.

>Lebron James by Warren Buffet

>by Gal Gadot
Did he fuck her? She's always giddy around him
Makes me sad desu

Most of the people listed are actual boomers or in the generation under, you're just shockingly out of touch with the world

tbf the most influential people on that list are chip and joanna gaines for their power over stay at home moms

Imagine being a most influential person (which by this is .000001% of the world) for pretending to be a dragon queen on a TV show

>Le current year man

>overpaid sportsball players
>influential

he's a dirty scouser

>implying it's a bad thing that he's actually focusing on where the real sexism is rather than some random bullshit like in the west

John Oliver is regarded as a joke in the UK.

The fuck are you talking about, spend less time on Yea Forums

He was never successful here. Are you 14 or something?

>Brie Larson

Wtf I'm faster than that though and I'm white. I'm your typical white Ngubu

Yeah, he's considered a joke here too. Most people don't find him funny. We also consider the UK to be a joke as well. You have no idea how good it feels to be in a country where you literally shit on everyone else. Our superiority is all-encompassing

>our

The odds are if you're a normal American you enjoy less workers rights, no healthcare, no guaranteed holidays, and are far more likely to get shot