/bundes/

based

Atleast Brazil government is pushing decriminalization of faggots around the word and doesn't have this gay trans school bs

Shouldn't you be defending Israel right now?

Never forget the 6000000 Germany and Austria ought to suffer eternally for the Holocaust

Austria have suffered enough

>Ajax
ugh

>Buyern drew against the Ajax zoomers twice
In retrospect, these results weren't so bad after all.

why is usa so against denmark? I think she is an okay poster.

DAS RITE

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Bayern is the best Aufbaugegner

When the era of the BULL start? This season or the next one?

you may not like it, but we're already in it

Ballack: „Mourinho würde Bayern einen gewissen Glanz bringen“

Der dänische Fußballverband DBU hat nach abermaligen homophoben Sprechchören gegen den früheren Mainzer Bundesliga-Profi Viktor Fischer ein Disziplinarverfahren gegen den Erstligisten Bröndby IF eingeleitet. Das bestätigte die DBU dem dänischen Fernsehsender "TV2".

Fischer soll am vergangenen Sonntag beim Finalrunden-Derby mit dem FC Kopenhagen in Bröndby (2:1) erneut von den Heimfans beleidigt worden sein. Schon bei früheren Aufeinandertreffen hatte es homophobe Sprechchöre gegen den 24-Jährigen gegeben, zuletzt auch im Spiel bei Odense BK am 7. April.

Bröndby und Odense waren deshalb vergangene Woche von der DBU mit einer Geldstrafe in Höhe von 25.000 Kronen (3350 Euro) belegt worden.

Es war das erste Mal, dass derartige Vorfälle im dänischen Fußball abgeurteilt wurden. Für den Wiederholungsfall hatte die DBU bereits mit einer härteren Strafe gedroht.

"Homophobie ist inakzeptabel und gleichzusetzen mit Rassismus", hatte Fischer nach dem Vorfall in Odense gesagt. Bröndby-Boss Jan Bech Andersen nannte den erneuten Vorfall "absolut inakzeptabel".

>Der Chefarchitekt von Monuments Historiques, Francois Chatillon, teilte mit, daß die Restaurierungsarbeiten am Dach der Kathedrale Notre Dame noch gar nicht begonnen hatten. Es hätten deswegen auch keine Schweißarbeiten stattgefunden und die Entstehung eines Hot-Spots aus arbeitstechnischen Gründen sei daher auszuschließen. Lediglich das Gerüst sei vor kurzem aufgebaut worden. Das Feuer ist am 15. April kurz vor 19 Uhr bemerkt worden, als ohnehin niemand mehr gearbeitet hätte. Die Sicherheitsvorschriften für den Umgang mit Feuer und Chemikalien bei der Restauration historischer Gebäude seien aufgrund schlechter Erfahrungen in der Vergangenheit extrem verschärft worden.

BVB subhuman "Ösi" btfo like never before

Reminder that I was willing to show solidarity with my Austrian brothers and ordered a bunch of these stickers advertised as for free with free shipping but they never sent them - sad!

*tips fedora*
M'Gladbach

I can only still hope that they didnt ship abroad by principle, otherwise this is a scandal

Spontaneous combustion, case closed!

>40000 cases of vandalism in churches in France during the last year
We already knew it was arson, slowpokes

of course we did, but that one retard actually made the effort to come here and spam "lol media said it was accident you all wrong haha in your face nazis!!"

>Wie erwartet hat Eintracht Frankfurt die Kaufoption bei Luka Jovic gezogen: Der Angreifer hat damit einen Vertrag bis 2023 am Main.

Join the Yea Forums footy gather
discord.gg/D63WpP
discord.gg/D63WpP

Based /bundes/ keeping hold of their best players.

Based cows

based and redpilled. jt still has a point there.

>Zur Saison 2019/20 übernimmt Skibbe die A-Jugend (U19) von Borussia Dortmund, die in der Bundesliga West spielt.
Isn't he overqualified?

He gets to coach Moukoko.
Was Guardiola too big for Messi?

I think I might have just accidentally eaten some semi-uncooked chicken.
Will I die now?

>Demirbay now linked with Arsenal, Besiktas and Gala
>a few month ago it was Liverpool
JUST

nö

Nope, it will only boost your health. At least according to the YouTube nutter that eats raw meat.

maybe but not from the chicken

looks like people learned not to buy Drawffenheim players

RB should try it, he is twice the player Calhanoglu is

raw poultry?

>not eating multiresistant bacteria to gain their multiresistance
dummies

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I rate him and Amiri, surprised you hear no transfer rumors about them.

Pig head, squirrel, stuff left in a glass jar for a year.

who is Bayern playing tonight?

they already played and drew with SC Sand, the championship is gone for sure time to focus on the champions eagle matches against barcelona on sunday.
both bayern matches in the semi_final and the final will be broadcasted by sport1.

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why couldn't tom burn to a crisp instead of notre dame?

>SC Sand
haha haben die sand in der vagina? :D

19:09 Echte Liebe

I'm so lonley guy. Sometimes it hurts so much

Go meet some grils instead of watching women's football

wanna suck my dick m8

start to wake up early and go for a walk in the morning sun

jz 1 BfR

hob gbissn

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meet with your frens

*sips*
Theaterstadl, now that was proper television

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>tuchlel

jz erstmal nudeln fressen aller

lel

Any tips for making gravad laks?

I have no friends

>tuchel
>draxlel
>kehrer
why do germans struggle so much in ligue 1?

So far i am leaning towards this recipe because it uses weights (without the faggy slashes on the skin side)
Oh and i will also weigh it down FYI
sweden.se/culture-traditions/gravad-lax/
I had a really cool youtube video from a Danish chef the last time but i can't find it anymore :(

I’ve never made it myself, but I greatly enjoy eating it.
My one important tip is to make sure the sugar in the Foxsauce is completely “melted”. I’ve had it served a few times where it was crunchy! Just horrible.

We know

Brdr. Price are usually solid when it comes to classic recipes, but don’t think their stuff is in English anywhere.

That's bc you hate animu

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How do you know we knoe?

Rafael van der Vaart will take part in Denmark Open & Masters, a darts tournament in Esbjerg on May 4th and 5th.

He still lives in Esbjerg because his wife plays for the handball team. Imagine that, one of the great players of our time, living in Esbjerg of all places.

I was in Esbjerg once

He was on a German darts TV show with Tim Wiese

scheise oida

I don’t remember ever being in Esbjerg, but I’ve been to see the four big statues by the sea.

I’m sure he’s good, being Dutch.

i tipped 2:1 and 1:2

...

Which game is on other than City and Tottenham

Porto Klopp

Right, sounds like a slop of shit

>omi drunk already

>I’m sure he’s good, being Dutch.
Ugh.. that's like suuuuper racist

Omi säuft nicht mehr hat sie doch gesagt amk

See I’m allowed, I had a few Dutch friends once.

WANN SPILT SCHALKE?

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>I’m aLlOwEd, I hAd a FeW DuTcH fRiEnDs oNCe.
YIKES YIKES YIKES

samstag bby

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would be funny if poop crashes out early once again

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DAMN SON

>wenn sie alle so große Augen machen
>shows Son

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>poop

>I need another £1.1 bn in the summer la'

>Man Chest Hair Shitty

>Literally free to do whatever you want to whenever you want to
Feels great, doesn't it?

On topic:
Oh, Son. And oh Son for a second time kek. Why did BxB let him go again?

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>Poop
pure bayern quality

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
based HSV BVLL

ok imma watch this match, fuck that scouse shit

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>Why did BxB let him go again?
biste dicht?

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why can't I hold all these goles

10 minutes.. 2:2... WTF

he's shit tho
can't score without defensive errors

based meme game

Who’s getting more exposed and humiliated here - Poop or Kane?

thanks for the away goals, t. son

Okay my streaming service is a bit delayed, so it’s Kane for now.

>draft dodger
>GOAT
no

>EPLEL defending

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omi erzählt viel wenn der tag lang ist

It's groundhog day with Pep
Has Kane ever breathed this rarified air?

I really miss Son, him and Havertz could bring the first /bundes/ to Leverkusen

Why has his watch leds attached to it?

honestly Kane is completely overrated

so when will people stop rating poop?

yes

>save me, messi

TO INTELLIGENT TOO WIN THE CL

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jz 1 Potts

Someone can give a link to Spurs match?

>Buyern and Dirtmund lost to this garbage league

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Hier mein Affenjunge
bfst.to/play/soccer-20.php

just found this

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omi post feet

halt die fresse du vieh. frauen werden von der natur aus schon bevorzugt, da braucht ihr nicht dumm rumheulen, dass ihr diskriminiert werdet. als frau muss man nur dumm rumstehen und warten und schon findet man jemanden zum ficken. männer haben es da wesentlich schwerer. dann lasst ihr euch von 100 möchtegern-alphas ficken bis ihr hässlich werdet und heult auch noch rum, dass die typen fremdgehen. erst mit 30/40, wenn ihr fett und hässlich werdet, sucht ihr euch nen echten mann und nicht so ne veraidste hirnlose macho-scheisse. dem dreht ihr dann nicht nur eure 10 verschiedenen hpv und herpes varianten an die ihr euch eingefangen habt weil ihr die beine nicht zusammenhalten könnt, sondern lasst euch auch noch imprägnieren damit der arme depp euch für die nächsten jahrzehnte finanziell unterstützen muss. wenn das kind dann da ist, fangt ihr wieder an alphatürken und reiche typen zu ficken, sitzt den ganzen tag dumm rum und seid unproduktiv und verlasst den armen typen dem ihr
ein kind angedreht habt. frauen sind der letzte dreck. allerdings können die auch nichts dafür, die sind so scheisse geboren. männer sind vielleicht auch nicht so der hit, aber wenigstens sind sie ehrlich. sie wollen euch wegen eurem aussehen ficken. der rest ist scheissegal. und frauen? sie wollen sein geld ficken, lügen aber rum von wegen persönlichkeit, charakter usw. und was tut ihr dafür? nichts. ihr steht nur dumm rum und seht gut aus. während männer sich in verschiedenen disziplinen ehrenhaft messen und um titten und ärsche konkurrieren. verreckt doch alle an hpv ihr nutzlosen drecksnutten.

nice filename hehe

This drives me mad. At this point :
>Real out
>Tsu out
>Messi about to choke
This year could have been great for both customers and/or shareholders, a reboot of 2013's final would have been possible.

rude

that corner tho

might just be the worst one I have ever seen

...

rppmey's was worse

Cringe filename

>he doesn't remember Ronney's corner 2014

Rooney got it into the air at least

TOR IN TOTTTENHEIM

hehe

GLOBBO :DDDD

omi passed out?

>hochverdiente Treffer
Buschi is boomer tier and needs to leave sooner rather than later de s u

die hat doch 1 im T

I do not regret watching this game

>Massimiliano Errati
yey

Reminder that VAR is killing the game.

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

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I picked up my book

Pep really dresses like shit. I know I’ve said it before.

>Spurs have a big chance of winning the Champions League
We truly live in a bizarre reality

Someone got the webm of the firmino goal? Wtf was the keeper thinking?

>Kai Fickmann

LlORIS

4-2 is the most dangerous lead afterall

>israeli flag again

JEWEFA CL

>Liverpool wins
>Klopp fulfils his destiny at another club

>Spurs wins
>smug spuds fans make fun of us again

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>when you want to finish your calippo but pep puts you on

their satanic power increases this time of year

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>Eriksen

>Poorto

Klopp never faced Barcelona? This is going to be really fun

Poop Quarterfinaola

omg looooooooooooooooool :D

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darauf nen arsch

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lads
it's
tottenham
>that backpass

HAHAHAHAHA BOTTLEHAM

selbst schuld bei dem antifußball alter

LADS
IT'S
VAR

VAR'd

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>Eriksen

HOWEVER

Reminder that VAR is indeed killing the game.

OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE OFFSIDE

>eriksen
i know it got vard but still what a choker

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ABSOLUTE SHITSHOW ALDER

SOme user bet 100 on more than 6.5 goals in this match 10 minutes in in the matchthread anyway. That dude died possibly from laughter tho.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaahhahaahshhahhshahskkkkkkkkk
Fraudiola exposed

hahaha, verVARscht

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denmark almost lost it. topkek

>I'd rather have offside goals than short breaks
low-iq post

>Ajax vs Tottenham is a CL semifinal
what the frigg?

AHAHAHAHAHA

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oy vey

Barca : Ajax finale pls

wew

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Eriksen vs Schöne then

You know the world doesn't revolve around Denmark, yeah?

kino season:
ajax vs liverpoop but ajax wins
liverpoop meister

despite Eriksen's best efforts

yes, virgin choker vs chad goalster

>tfw you slightly slip off while scratching your balls and you can feel the pulsating pain creep up

I have never felt that feel

No

It was clearly the fault of his teammates in not giving him any good options

r u a gril/eunuch??

no, but able to scratch my balls without hurting myself

video or it didn't happen

fuggin nadsi :DDDD

>Var in bundes: debatable
>Var in wc: based
>Var in cl: based
Is this german autism?

>Son still giving one of his first interview on German TV
good boy

based glatzmind

keked at son's reaction when he was told that he's banned for the first leg

zähne putzen ab ins bett jz

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>sticky stinky salmony fingers
Is this hygge?

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How did Son weed out the neverkusen gene?

cringing at Kane

he's a HSV BVLL

john terry tier

What makes you think he did?

>remember when they rated us?
>I say nothing

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Kys

don't kys me, fatass >:(

easiest (You)s of my life

havent watched soccer since weeks lol

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havent talked to a girl
since years lol

>since weeks

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nachti

3DPD is overrated anyways tßh

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Depends how you feel about it inside

jeg er hygellig LOL

Don't joke about vaginas

How many Germans are left in the CL?

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Two?

more than danes kek

soooo, can eintracht do it?

sell jovic for 60mil? maybe

hahaha no i'm talking about the benfica match, you lausbube! :D

>Eriksen
>Schone
>Dolberg

>Ter Stegen
>???
>???
>???

Maybe he switched off the TV after the 5:3 and still thinks that Gündogan and Sane got through. Plus he forgot about Dolberg.

hab nix zu knabbern ne doch warte habe noch cashew alles jut kollegen falscher alarm

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guter post. aber um diese uhrzeit solche kalorienbomben? geisteskrank uezs aber sei dir gegönnt zeitgenosse

musste noch arbeiten, ist ne hundi-hund welt verstehste

Jz Sake

>Nachdem sie ihren Weg mit Profitrainer-Novize Domenico Tedesco nicht weitergehen konnten, wollen sich die Schalker nun mit Hilfe eines erfahrenen Bundesliga-Trainers wieder stabilisieren und - den eigenen Ansprüchen entsprechend - in den Europapokalrängen etablieren. Nach kicker-Informationen ist dabei Dieter Hecking Top-Kandidat auf den Posten im Pott.

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real kanisterkop, oldie

darauf nen guten morgen

>Gundogan
>German
I will give Sane a discount because he actually have German blood

geeeeerd meeeerning

Güdogan is a native way more than Sane will ever be

Heil

t. muhammad

Kevin-Prince Boateng
Joel Matip

I miss her lads

...

>Wie „Sport1“ in Berufung auf eigene Informationen berichtet, haben die Verantwortlichen des FC Bayern Schalkes Nummer eins Alexander Nübel auf dem Zettel.
>Nübel steht bei Schalke bis 2020 unter Vertrag
>„Alex hat das Recht, sich seine Gedanken zu machen. Bestehende Verträge sind nicht einseitig“, sagte Nübels Berater Stefan Backs (Siebert & Backs) gegenüber „Sport1“ zu den Bayern-Gerüchten um seinen Klienten. „Sollte Schalke mit Alex – wie bei Neuer – eine große Ablösesumme generieren, hätte der Klub ein gutes Geschäft gemacht.“

Oh no no no!

Ölmö... Buyern will wait until 2020 and get him for free

Based

Oh great, another german talent ruined.

why are the jannies so mean?

will frankfurt make it tonight?

easy 4-0 win

don't worry. he'll leave >schalke

what's a bundes?

a popo

And also Jürgen "Porto isn Brett" Klopp.

Dubs of truth.

Come in and find out

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I usually just browse bundes while pooping

FC B00n München

...

t. Muhammad Ozcan

>brown shit responding
lmao stop projecting

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Several hundred pages into a book and I have no idea if I like it or not. Has my brain rotted away?

Kys

which book

twitter.com/Eintracht/status/1118843013504098310

In Search of Lost time. I’m almost halfway through the second book (In the Shadow of etc.) and I’m quite capable of reading it for long stretches at a time without putting it down, but I don’t actually know if I’m enjoying it.

I learned that forcing myself through Classics is almost never enjoyable, Id rather be called a brainlet or pleb by "intellectuals" than reading something I dont enjoy.
Thats highly subjective though, but from your information here I would advise to skip it and pick up something else

Yes I think I will try something more contemporary. I’ve been mainly reading the classic Russian stuff the past couple of years and really enjoying it, but I wanted to broaden my horizons a bit.

>Das DFB-Sportgericht bittet Hasan Salihamidzic zur Kasse. Der Sportdirektor des FC Bayern München hatte sich in der Halbzeitpause des DFB-Pokal-Viertelfinals gegen den 1. FC Heidenheim unsportlich gegenüber dem Schiedsrichtergespann geäußert.

Apparently some Benfica fans may end up in the wrong Frankfurt

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bundes is shit

ebin

at least they can visit Poland then

Frankfurt (Oder) should be forced to change their name.

Is the Ekstraklasa worth checking out?

instagram.com/p/BwZZxRfpCBS/

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no, especially not as southern european, i imagine

Apparently he;s in his way to the right one
Thanks for the tip

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This has to be fake right? Right?

Completely obvious PR stunt.

For what? Frankfurt (Oder)?

Nope, he really messed up
twitter.com/AlexTruica/status/1118862031233458177

For Benfica and Frankfurt.
They want to capture social media marketshare from Roma and Leverkusen.

Man, this is hillarious and at the same time I feel sad for him.

Can he make it in time? or is there alot of traffic in the holidays much like here

lmao

By my calculations, he could arrive for the second half if he gets lucky. Match starts in less than 4 hours, so he should better drive a fast car. Don't know about traffic on that route, but german autobahns are usually stuck during rush-hours (like right now), and if that collides with holidays (like right now) that could be impossible to make.
At this point, I just hope for him to survive desu.

>Portuguese intellectuals

Based, arriving in the second half isn't so bad

I say social media stunt, you can't be that stupid.

dont think so, if you check his instagram stories less than 24hr ago he still was in Paris

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poor guy

If Benfica advance /bundes/ will lose too many points on UEFA rankings?

he'll need 4 hours to get through Frankfurt traffic alone

you can lose points?

I'm guessing alcohol has played a big part in his judgement

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you actually can, 2014/2015 season gets kicked out after this season, Germany made 15,857 points there, this season its 14,5 points so far. If Frankfurt loses and goes out today that would leave you at -1,3 points roughly in total

I doubt you can drive over A1/A2 without seeing signs guiding you to Frankfurt a.M.

It's quite easy to miss them if you just tunnel vision wherever your navi tells you to go

Read murakami

what have you read/what can you recommend?

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I was thinking Zadie Smith since she's the opposite of Tolstoy.

Bonus birbs

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Any Hans know of some good bundes anthem that'll scare a tranny?

jz 1 BfR

stop wasting your time with this brainlet crap and read some /bundes/ approved literature. pic related

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Never. I've enjoyed some of his essays but I'm not going near that one.

Don't know what that is, should write it out if possible

I knew straight away that a girl wouldn't like Proust. Stay with your Hanni und Nanni books, sweetie.

queck

>2 Mark fürn scheiss Brief

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I see

Remeber to support Eintracht here

okay alder goal zone oder eintracht was meint ihr?

glaub ich guck eintracht alder die anderen spiele sind jetzt auch nich mehr so interessant alder

Goal Zone beste
Scheiss SGE hat nicht meine volle Aufmerksamkeit verdient uezs

decided to watch eintracht but it looks like chelsea is killing slavia. ps: mötter sind fagötter.

so bankfurz isnt gonna make it right?

as long as they don't concede nothing is over

scheiß frankfurter nigger

KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC KOSTIC

god damn. offsides for days.

no VAR? lol

Good, as we all know VAR is killing the game.

this refball lamo

It's retarded really.

one more handball-goal and Frankfurt will advance

dont ignore me you rancid swine

live next to the stadium, fear for my car desu

SCHIRI WIR WISSEN WO DEIN AUTO STAND
HAT GUT GEBRANNT HAT GUT GEBRANNT!

frankfurter nigger bescheißen sich wieder vor glück

why do you always use the n-word? it's uncalled for.

weils scheiß nigger sind deshalb

>n-word
ngubu?

hab dich mal gemeldet

NDicka.

fuck. benfica realized that they can play football

RODE YOU FUCKING BLOND GOD

HEIL HÜTTER

...

Oh shit I'm sorry, I was at work

Norwegian wood was pretty good, but nothing special

Kafka on the shore was great

Currently reading 1Q84, enjoying it a lot

I suppose that After Dark is a great starting point. Fairly short and very representative of his style, though while I liked it, the plot isn't his strongest

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wie das wohl is so nen arsch zu ficken

thanks fren

/Serie A/ is now dead in Europe for the season

Chabos

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PLATZSTURM

JAWOLL ALDER

>JAAAAAAaAaAAaaA

>yikes

Based adi conquering europe.

bruuuuuddddaaaaaaaa

>Napoli-Arsenal 0:1, 0:3 on aggregate
Salzburg died for this?

next round: adolf h. vs jewish-owned team

youtube.com/watch?v=nxHE9cFsdmo

...

fand das auch mega merkwürdig

Based uezs.

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DEUTSCHLAND ERWACHT

>dsds
>mario barth
>the city of RTL

this was me btw

>watching tv
boomer was geht

>mario barth

is he still doing the whole MUH GF thing?

ich gönne es etienne nicht

based nils

sure, but hsv is trotzdem scheiße.

hab deinen post erst später verstanden. ganz recht, ich bin nils. hehe

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>Neini moving to Japan

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FRANKFURT ALDAAAAAA

frankfurt richtiger club noch alda

based big dick Eintracht

>being this bad at recognizing posters

>autosage
mod confirmed buttmad benfiquista

>Adolf H.
>Austrian
>conquered half of Europe with German troops
>next target: London
I can't wait to him see him finally fail xD

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>not knowing Neinis latest shtick is japanese-posting

hmm

He went from

>Schalke posting
to
>Jens Keller posting
to
>AI posting
to
>technophobe posting
to
>japanese posting
over the years.

FACT

>technophobe posting
That was me btw.

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most of it was neini
he started it at least

youtube.com/watch?v=5aoWQIZ3g_A

gotta be shitting me

I was watching zhe footy

Reminder that they also did this.
youtube.com/watch?v=4OC6OEGD47M

neue