/hoc/

How the fuck did the Blots choke so bad?

This is LITERALLY INCONSOLABLE tier

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Kek twitter.com/RamiNajjar20/status/1118388466566488065

didn't he have a good run for a month or two earlier this season? even so, it does seem like he's made of glass now. i've been making fun of the shorks all night, but they need to cut their losses with him.
lmao

I wouldn't want to answer sports media hacks questions too.

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Is Jones elite?

>tf
your country's teams don't usually have to deal with post-game media this far into the year, at least for not too much longer

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>Shorks
>Pongs
>NING
Just need Capitals out and these are the best playoffs ever

yeah, hopefully a different story this year for one. just kind of feel bad for jones.

Also need Trashville and Vegas to get eliminated next round to make it gr8

>Vegas to get eliminated

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Definitely

reminder warren foegele has more points than crosby and stamkos combined

Hate to say I told you so lads, but I fucking told you so. I posted the same thing every day when people questioned Jones beating Vegas about how he'd been pulled 5 times in the past two seasons. Anyway,

Martin Jones updated numbers in the last three games: 11 goals allowed on 54 shots (.796 SP), pulled twice.

based

he's the only shork with a ring .

>So he's taken care of, right?

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It's seriously so fucking stupid and such a waste of time.

>so your team really got BTFO out there, do you think you can do better next game?

>yeah you know, we were a little sloppy out there. I know what our guys can do and I know we'll find a way to get it right an try to get a win

>PLAYER X SAYS "SLOPPY" TEAM WAS CAUSE FOR LOSS, "KNOWS" TEAM WILL WIN

calm down martin

How are the standings looking?

Youll never find me

>"What happened out there tonight?"
"I let in too many goals"

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>Martin Jones found, 5 years after heart breaking playoff loss, living in depths of T-Mobile Arena

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>you can see the chance change for each playoff game
wew

Cololumbus is a memeteam

Laffs will sweep them

>they genuinely think he's suicidal

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bruins will beat them in 7

>Blots and Pongs elimination day is over

I must be a masochist for still holding on to a glimmer of hope. If PDB starts Dell next game, great. If he starts Jones again, then so be it. We have nothing to lose at this point so I’m still going to cheer my hearts out for game 5, regardless of who’s in goal. Maybe we’ll see 2016 Jones show up or Dell goes god mode and we come back to win 3. I know the chances are slim based on how injured we are and how we’re playing but fuck it, why not? If we do get eliminated then oh well. Maybe it will be a blessing in disguise and we get to get rid of PDB. It can also be that this team needs shaking up and we start a successful rebuild. Regardless of the outcome, try to enjoy our potential last playoff game before the real storm hits.

I get why all the fans in Canada throw their jerseys on the ice.

I hate looking at all my sharks jerseys right now. It’s a sign of how much fucking money I spend (date I say waste?) on this perennial underachiever. I know in October I’ll be ready to watch again, but holy shit, wake the fuck up. Pretty sad all we have to show for 20 playoff runs is 1 conference title and 4 conference final appearances. Karma should be owing us a fucking three peat. But yet, when we think it can’t get any worse, somehow it does. And this is even after the reverse sweep. Fuck!

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sharks fans sincerely deserve better fans than sharks fans

I’m not surprised. The Stanley Cup is about two things: 1) great hockey from 19-20 guys, and 2) who can survive the longest through injury.

I’d put the hot-Jones, pre-Simek-injury, Vlasic-is-back version of the Sharks in the Final. However, this team has been limping since February. The worst part will be not knowing what they could have done at 100%.

hahahahaha sharks have no cups

Vegas is a garbage place

youtube.com/watch?v=jnKFIp7CahY

i miss piano user

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no better than san jose

ya BOILING
here's our state song for you m8:
Home, means Nevada, Home, means the hills,
Home, means the sage and the pines.
Out by the Truckee's silvery rills,
Out where the sun always shines.
There is the land that I love the best,
Fairer than all I can see,
Deep in the heart of the golden west
Home, means Nevada to me.

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Don’t let this moment of clarity fade. We pay money, and a lot of it. To support and represent a team we don’t play for or get anything in return from. It’s kinda a suckers game. And even knowing that I’m still 5 jerseys, 12 hoodies and jackets, and like 20 hats, and 2 made to order shoes in, besides the 1000$’s of dollars I have spent on tickets in almost 10’years. You know what, I think you just did what my Shaykh has been trying to do for 2 years. Thanks!

which one?

This is a fact

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>2 made to order shoes
christ

Kek

just went outside to hit my bong and saw a coyote. we made direct eye contact for a moment before he turned away.

>I think you just did what my Shaykh has been trying to do for 2 years
what the FUCK does this mean

the original one. the canadian one that posted during rph

like an arab pastor

he still posts. was here last night. been dabbling a little too far out of impressionism for my tastes though.

god damn it

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His based Muslim religious leader has been trying to tell him the shorks are a waste of his time a d money and he's just now realized it.

thanks lads. i'm familiar with sheiks, but apparently too drunk and retarded to figure out Shaykh.

>I’m still 5 jerseys, 12 hoodies and jackets, and like 20 hats, and 2 made to order shoes in
Holy fucking kek

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If the Sharts can actually come back and win 3 in a row, I'll drink my own piss.
Cap this

Yes, "kills himself" ;)

>been dabbling a little too far out of impressionism for my tastes though.
piano user is based then.. didnt know he was into later harmony youtube.com/watch?v=IfOJCKN148M

vegas will win the stan lee
t. knower of hockey

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Do many nhl players use a tovi?

watching smackdown lads

Year 2 of the Golden Knights Era
Year 2 of the Golden Dynasty
Year 2 of Vegas Golden Knights being the face of hockey

How did they get so dominant? Why are the best franchise in hockey? Why can't California beat them in playoffs?

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>2 made to order shoes in
thats pretty gay

Eliminating California from Playoffs 2 years in a row

Being the favorites now to win the cup

The Golden Dynasty is the new face of hockey

THe NHL belongs to the Golden boys

Vegas is the new face, home, and owner of the NHL and hockey worldwide.

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that armor looks plastic

Reminder you are now in the 2nd year of

The Golden Knights Era of Hockey

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>Blots
>Pongs
>Shorks
This is the greatest playoffs already

As long of Toronto wins their series I'm golden

After the game the fans were generally agitated
I joked about "pretending to cheer for the Rays"
The younger fans, people up to their early 30's, dismissed the notion
One group I remarked it to as well as adding "I'm not watching the Nigger Felon League" which got laughs out of the group

Personally, the writing was on the wall after game 2
I knew they were getting swept

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>One group I remarked it to as well as adding "I'm not watching the Nigger Felon League" which got laughs out of the group
you didn't say that.

The fuck I didn't
It was in the parking lot and no other people, so just the 3 of them in earshot

There was a comment in the bathroom about a crack pipe or something
I was saying, quite loudly, that "drugs are for faggots" which got some laughs out of the guys in the bathroom

Hockey seems to be for bigots, and I wouldn't have it any other way

>drugs are for faggots
you definitely didn't say the n word. however, this sums it up and makes a lot of sense regarding you involuntary celibacy.

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Why is so unbelievable that I would use "nigger" to a group of white people?

have sex

Got a special treat for my fellow retards who are staying up way too late instead of going to sleep:
>youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_BB9sxyS4

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at least the mariners won a game in their series

at least the patriots and warriors made it to their championships

bolts are objectively the biggest joke in sports history

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It' 5:42am
I'm leaving for work in like 10 minutes

There's more to life than sports
It sucks the Bolts lost, but life will find a way to continue

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thank you for your hard work lad

Sorry lad.
Years from now, you'll look back on all of this and laugh, I'm sure of it.

god knows i will

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Based Ted out here living the dream.

I honestly hope they win it all
Just to drive knife in the Bolt's hearts
The meme would be complete
>first play series win
>against the the President's Trophy winners
>go on to win the cup

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As a fan of a non-playoff western team, I hope they get swept in the second round just for the bantz.

>there's more to life than sports

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For me, it's getting mentally prepared for the inevitable Canes / Teds ECF.

youtube.com/watch?v=ImH7PdxFevc

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>weeb rock

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My boyfriend is threatening to break up with me if his favorite sports team loses another game.

Me and my boyfriend live in Tampa Bay and he's a big hockey fan. He supports the Tampa Bay Lightning and here's where I fill you in if you don't follow hockey: The Stanley Cup playoffs began just a few days ago and the Lightning just finished a historic regular season. They tied the NHL record for most wins in a regular season and they were first place in the league by a country mile. They're considered one of the most elite teams in recent NHL history and they're the clear favorite to win the Stanley Cup. However, they're down 3-0 in a best of seven series in the first round against the 8th seeded Columbus Blue Jackets, a team that just barely snuck into the final Eastern Conference playoff spot and the only team in the league that has yet to win a playoff series. The Lightning are on the verge of being swept in the first round and my boyfriend isn't taking it well at all.

After they lost tonight, my boyfriend goes into this giant rant about how this year's playoffs is rigged for Columbus so that the league can get a ratings boost from promoting the hell out of an 8th seed upset against the first place overall team. After his rant, he just locks himself in his room and I tried to talk him out, but he wouldn't come out at first. He eventually does come out, but he accuses me of not understanding what he's going through. He starts saying stuff like "This was suppose to be Tampa Bay's year" and "I'm so sick of this rigged fucking league." Then he tells me that he's going to break up with me if Tampa ends us losing this series. He says that I don't understand hockey and that I'm not a good support system through this "tough time" as he called it.

Here's the thing: I'm a baseball fan and I understand being frustrated with sports teams. I've known nothing but misery in rooting for the Rays these past few years. Also, my boyfriend has never had a history of having anger issues or anything like that. He's always been level-headed and down to Earth, until tonight. Apparently the success of the Lightning is a big deal for him and he's willing to throw away our relationship over it. I want to think that he's just lashing out in the heat of the moment, but I don't know. How do I handle this?

Get that shit outta here youtube.com/watch?v=liW-kWFiXtQ&disable_polymer=1

>Sick Fuckin' Puppies
FAWK YEAH

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>sick puppies
i swear to god, /hoc/ truly does have the worst music taste. it's like being stuck at a meth-fueled desert kegger with retarded inbred hillbillies in 2005

have sex

Excuse you, /hoc/ has great taste in music.

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try not to shoot up any schools or places of worship anytime soon m8

have sex

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Post a song so we can make fun of you youtube.com/watch?v=_TYlOXVdVcQ

BASED retarded seething incel

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have sex

>no "anime music" option

t. incel

have sex

There is one. It's tied for last place.
strawpoll.me/17768851/r

Imagine not even being able to handle Poolumbus. The atlantic is a joke

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this is a hockey board for winner lad, please see yourself out.

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have sex

thanks, voted

So if Bolts didn't win the Stan Lee 15 years ago would they replace Shorks as the biggest lolcows of the NHL?

>no option for scene/emo

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Hold that thought, lad.
The Sharks still have a chance to complete this year's >shork in front of their home crowd.

who's your team m8?
anyway, maybe this is more your speed

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have sex

wew, since you're a 'n-no you' guy, i'll bet your team sucks, AND i'll bet you're a /pol/ lad too.

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one and done cups are usually meme tier and forgettable anyway

On half of the goals, burns or karlsson started the play like 15 feet too deep and were just standing completely still

The 2006 and 2004 cups are the best example

they didnt even try on the 4th one

Has an underdog team ever defeated the favorite in the final? The closest I can think of is the 1995 Devils

You mean like Canes?

>unironically shitting on some of the best SCFs of the modern era
Zoomers OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT

agreed

haha got em

how do you lads think the kangz will do with mcLELlan?

>1) great hockey from 19-20 guys
Can be ruined from the play of just 1

Tampa Gay poster now loses all rights to post Diana as she’d never support such a disgraceful team.

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no B)

HAHAHA
>BLOTS
>PONGS
HAHAHA

Haha..

ha..........

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brilliant

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lets just agree to never post anime again

Deal.

>5.34
What the fuck happened? 3 years ago he brought Sharks to the final and saved them from getting swept

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why did kane have to chimp out? if he'd behaved himself the sharks might have had a chance to tie the game, there were more than 10 minutes left.

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>why did kane have to chimp out
wew

What breaks my heart the most is this garbage dumpster won’t play any better for what could be Thornton’s last game.

I thought maybe they would use the suspension to light a fire and play for Jumbo but nope.

>why did kane have to chimp out?
>chimp out
The hint is in the name, user.

god damn it, i sure hope the sharks are stupid enough to throw a gigantic overpayment to karlsson for 8 years.

after the number of times he's been on the ice for a goal against? they'll let him walk, any team that takes him is retarded

Yeah it was really bad and they were in a terrible poisition

you should watch some of the goals. his defensemen just let guys skate away from them on nearly all of them

he'll come out and say how "injured" he is after the series, so it doesn't make his play look as dreadful, so his stock isn't lowered as much as it should be. i think they might be retarded enough to actually try and re-sign him. if not, i hope it's another pacific team, that we can dab on.

IM LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE GLASS

WONDERING HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED

OH GOD IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER

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>Get Erik Karlsson
>see he won a lot of norris
>dont do any more research
>think this Swede twink will stabalize your defense
>he goes -5

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why did shorks fangays think dell was going to save them?

He had a healthy PAUL MARTIN in front of him and only one shit defender trying to play forward instead of two.

they didnt but what other choice did they have

Canadian in EU, just woke up, what the fuck happened to Tampa?!

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they got dabbed on by a literal cannon

Is there even any good team that has cap space for Karlsson in their roster?
He wants to be in a legit cup contender.
He's also gonna ask for 11m per year.

...

It was either him or overrated shitvares

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florida

But Hoffman's there...

>but he was only -65 because he played for a bad team before!!! he'll be good now!!

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Monika dindu nuffin

can i still meme on the blots

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beware the turbothot

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Is the the >PONS one also?

the perfect crime...

even after bob/panarin?

You can meme on tampons till the end of times

Of course, friend.

oh most definitely.
we'll be memeing on them for all eternity

She was proven innocent by a tech guy!

>tfw my franchise has never done anything as bad as tampa just did

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for real how did tampa collapse so hard??? the reason cannot seriously be "they didn't have the mindset for meaningful games after winning so much"

Wasn't that a family friend of hers who just went
>"no, she's totally innocent, I know because of some numbers or something technical, just take my word for it"

Vasy looked tired. Kucherov getting suspended didnt help. Stamkos is poo poo in the playoffs

pfft saw plenty of them crying for dell to start

This graph is aesthetically pleasing

tampa did collapse, but the blue jackets also played extremely well

he backtraced all of the slanderous comments and proved it wasn't her!

So did anyone make the >PONS collage? Or that one post where the last digit was zero and said how many combined wins both pittsburgh and tampa would have?

unironically just didnt want it enough.

if he wants to win a cup we should try another league
team hopping isnt going to do it

But guys, Tampa already won the cup!

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>Blots and Pongs getting swept in the same day
What a time to be alive

finally achieved the lifelong dream of winning a presidents' trophy

heres hoping the flames dont go full shork tonight

if vasi is tired its a conditioning problem
he didnt even break 60 starts

With none of the current players

heres hoping the flames go full shork tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIoXYK73NM wtf bros why cant the bing bing wahoos stay away from my team

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for me, it's the bing bings

Here's the thing.

I've been watching the Sharks for the past 13-14 years. Certainly not as long as many of the "real fans", yet I consider myself a "real fan". I try and catch every game I can on TV and as many games at SAP in a season as I can and follow news as much as I can.

I want this team to win. I want the city of San Jose to host a parade in honor of a glorious cup run. I want fans to come together and celebrate Jumbo, Pavs, and Company lifting the cup.

Unfortunately the Sharks are playing like absolute shit right now. Lines aren't clicking. Reaves is getting into our heads. The Vegas top line is tearing it up right now. Our goal-tending is horrendous and the D is falling apart. PDB ain't making enough of an impact either.

A "real fan" can be critical of these things. We invest in the team via TV viewership, merchandise, attendance at SAP, etc. We're allowed to be upset when time and time again this team has post-season woes. We're allowed to criticize players, coaches, etc. I'd rather be able to have an opinion and be criticized by fellow fans than to blindly follow where this team goes.

Is it possibly time to move on from this bust of a goalie?

>missing the joke

vasi is a serviceable goalie, but he never has any outstanding performances when it matters

The Diana-Bolts fag is also a ducksfag
Of course
t. Boltsfag

Jackets are hungrier

jt is leading his series vs a tough rival
cope harder

Are there any truly elite goalies right now? Bob is decent but not great, Pekka always blows up in the end and Bishop is made of glass, Flower is the closest I can think of.

Friendly reminder that your team has as many or more playoff wins as Tampon Gay and Shittsburgh combined.

cooper is a fraud and was completely out coached by torts

Imagine choosing a meme 4th forward euro twink over a big stronk ontario goal scorer

fleury is the goat

>implying the sharks were able to get big match john

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not in the old gaurd
maf is getting bailed out by goal support

thank you all for the educational (You)s and a very happy bolts elimination day to you and yours

he also got a shut out today m8.

winnington was amazing in the most recent jets-blues game, too bad the rest of his team played fucking terrible

>maf is goat
>won 2 cups on the bench
>won his 3rd cup with a .908 sv% while bailed out by malkin
>choked in SCF vs Washington

Fleury bigger fraud than Pekka

>tfw they literally cut the jet in half again for the second year in a row

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>teds FINALLY win series
>original Ted from Akron has ascended to the astral plane
>his soul is with God now

Press T for Ted

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since maf has been playing, how many cups has your team won lad?

S

Dont call goalies elite after 1 season. Helly was a god last year and should've honestly won the Vezina, but this year has been a vast and noticeable downgrade. Still serviceable, but certainly not elite. Maybe Binnington will keep pace with himself, but he's setting a ridiculous bar of expectations for just 1 season.

>tfw the Bolts collapse begins
>bolts never break 50 wins a season ever again

3. Im Hal.

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T

Imagine being a shorks fan, knowing even Erik fucking karlsson can’t save your team

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Remember Raycroft and Carey? One season means nothing

>Erik fucking karlsson
he's a detriment to any team he's on, and i hope the sharks keep him for 8 more years

Reminder the leafs traded rask for raycroft because of that season

Imagine. Teams that have a USAT% above 50% tend to give their goalies good stats

the >shorks are collasping and he yet has still allowed 11 goals in the series

good morning bros let's get this bread

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he's allowed ten goals

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oh my such a difference!
10 goals in 3 games he must he the goat

Reminder Fleury allowed 20 (Twenty) goals in 5 games against Washington in 2017-2018 Playoffs, where Murray only allowed 16 (Sixteen) in 6 games

four games
don't fucking @ me again

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DAMN Brent burns looks like THAT?

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Did he not let in 10 goals in 3 games?

how far did murray make it last year?
how far did your team make it last year?
how far did murray make it this year?
how far has your team made it this year?

lmao this cope

>10 goals in 4 games against the team with the 2nd highest amount of goals scored during the regular season

Not him, but if you remove the game 4 outlier, you need to remove the game 1 outlier, you statistics brainlet.

>murray is the entire team
Fluerys a system babby

literally r*ddit; the player

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No you dont at all. Fleury allowed 10 goals in a 3 game span. He also allowed 10 in a 4 goal span buts its not wrong to say he allowed 10 in 3

how did regular season stats pan out for the >blots?

in the series, he's allowed 10 goals in 4 games. simple as.

who's your team m8?

In the series he allowed 10 goals in a 3 game span. Simple as.

Ottawa

regardless of how many goals in x numbet of games my original point remains
maf is getting goal support from his team

>missing the point

And Vegas is still winning, that's all that matters.

what point? tranpa had the most gf in the league by margin of 30 goals
they managed 8 goals in for games in these playoffs

grim. enjoy brannstrom, kid should be a stud. i'm not gonna argue with you anymore buddy. we'll stay winning with fleury (who gave up ten goals in four games).

>it's another FagAss vs Jest WCF

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...

imagine teds btfo tampons, laffs and craps

Sharks are outshooting Vegas

That indicates they have more valuable possession over Vegas.

The point is that Sharks are a highly offensive team and have been limited against Vegas.

They are outshooting Vegas.

Yes MAF has goal support, but he is holding his own.

as a wongs fan, I am very pleased about last nights sweeps, especially the blots. now I have great banter for our future ""rivalry"" matchups. now gib stevie

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>That indicates they have more valuable possession over Vegas.
stop falling for the corsi meme
>The point is that Sharks are a highly offensive team and have been limited against Vegas.
that is a testament to the vegas defense and 2way play not all on maf

notice how no one is dick riding bob despite him dismantling >62 wins

your boys looked pretty fuckin good at the end of the season. although, i usually feel that way about the yotes too.

How to say that something ends on a specific date?
For example
bla bla bla ends on April 28?
Or
bla bla bla ends on the 28th of April?

either one is fine m8

i would say 28th of april, but both are completely fine

Friendly reminder to wash your pucks

>notice how no one is dick riding bob despite him dismantling >62 wins

Bob played amazing all season but nobody is saying anything because >LOL BLOTS

plenty of people are dick riding maf despite all the >shorks

Cheers

shorks haven't lost yet

Reminder that
>blots
must replace
>rags
from here on out.

lol ok hang your hat

for me its
>rags
and
>rags south

Either work, but I'd suggest sticking to the former, eliminates the unnecessary "of". Especially if you're doing some sort of professional correspondence, I've always been told to use direct language.

>replacing >rags ever
t. >rags fan

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nobody in here started dickriding him out of nowhere. slovakia asked a question about elite goalies, and then you lads started seething over fleury. some of us defended him, but nobody in the thread was "dickriding" him out of nowhere, especially over bob. bob has clearly played better in the first round.

im calling out the fact bob was ignored and only maf was mentioned
bunch of retarded homers

>4 goalies were listed in a casual light discussion and one of their opinions hurt your feelings

Based retard literally just had the scenario explained to you, but doubled down on the idiocy.

Friendly reminder it's just one round out of four

how's that excuse going for the penguins and lightning?

what are you talking about retard

he's saying there's more exciting hockey coming you absolute trashcan

are you both retarded? the post asking to name good goalies says "Bob is decent but not great"
no one defends bob at all and the first response is how maf is the goat
now you are pretending like it was implied that bob is as good as maf

Dude I'd literally punch you so hard you'd burst into flames if you ever took that tone to my face

you would try

kek

you're pushing your luck pal

a tough guy on the internet wowwie

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I hope all three Canadian teams make the conference finals, and then none of them win the cup, jets losing in game 7 blowout

Ideal scenario I'd like to see what would happen

anyway lads, who here /fleury/

busting out an ancient one

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They're maybe going to be good enough to sneak into the playoffs next year, but barring some sort of free agency magic >we aren't going to have the depth to go on a deep run for many years. None of the current defensemen belong on a top pairing, and the only really good forwards are Larkin, Athanasiou, Mantha (when he shows up), and Bertuzzi. Hirose might be good but too small a sample size. Nielsen and Abdulquadir are massively overpayed with long contracts and never produce. Glendening is a fine bottom six guy. The rest don't matter. On defense there's only young guys like Bowey and Hronek who might or might not be solid second pairing quality. Prospects are not looking great, Zadina has a long way to go. Goaltending is nonexistent once Howard retires.
The biggest reason the wings kept winning at the end is other teams didn't bother preparing for a game against a team near the bottom of the standings (kek) that shouldn't have been a threat, and Larkin threatened to murder Mantha if he didn't start contributing more consistently.

why do players agree to do these? pretty cringe ngl

You're about to download an ass beating. Better unplug your printer before I hop out

>the only team that hasn't won a series is xheattle
lmao

There's a massive wrench in your plan called the Toronto Maple Leafs.

>literally never won a single game
Pathetic.

Why didn't you defend Bob?

Why are you upset people talk about a decorated goalie?

Well hopefully stevie y can help you guys get there faster

I meant Canadian teams

Yeah I sure love the idea of him building a team that can get swept by the Teds. I guess he at least deserves credit for seeing it coming so early and getting out before it happened.

He knew it was over

>Why didn't you defend Bob?
here was my response
>Why are you upset people talk about a decorated goalie
why pretend like maf is doing something remarkable by walking over the >sharks

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Just dropping in from /mlb/ with a message for Tampa

Hahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahaaha hahahahahaha hahahaha hahahahahaha hahahaha

all I care about is hockey and this is a 100% unironic and truthful statement... I live for this sport

I hate everything else.

>STILL boiling
based autistic canadian. bet you're the lad that seethes and argues over 1993 for hours on end too.

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I really liked those elbow pads. Perfect length to stay out of the way and still relatively protective.

>u-ur just mad at hockey discussion
sunbelt opinions at their finest

Sunbelt hockey discussion
>penalty talk
>you're mad
>diabetes medication comparison

was this picture taken in game 1?

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>vegass fans unironically think Fluery wont have his yearly choke

>literally argue "WHY DO YOU LIKE A GOALIE I DON'T LIKE, AND WHY AREN'T YOU DEFENDING A GOALIE I DO LIKE" for two hours
>hockey discussion

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Stamkos sure let himself go

laughing SO HARD at Tampa Gay and Shittsburgh

cope

having coffee and a strudel and thinking about having a 3-0 lead in Game 1 in the 1st period

Does CBJ have a chance at making it to conference or stanley cup finals? Or was this round a matter of Blots collapsing/the other teams are not going to give them such a chance?

based.
surely nothing could go wrong with that, lad.

you mean
"why cant people just let me call maf the goat without question"
you were never interested in discussion elite goalies, all you wanted to do was dick ride maf some more
>WHY AREN'T YOU DEFENDING A GOALIE I DO LIKE
where did i say that i liked bob?

>b2b cup winner
>yearly choke

That's not it chief

Nobody has any room to doubt them after that meme magic tbdesu

b2b cup winner from the bench you mean lmao

>b2b cup winner
>sat on the bench

the best part about this unapologetic vegass homer is that he slinks away the moment his team is in the shitter

Wasn't Tampa talking shit all season? How's it feel to eat that shit now?

Tuukka Rask. Only serious answer here.

>vegass fans in charge of knowing ANYTHING about hockey
holy shit

It is unfortunate the shorks and the blots are in different conferences. If the two biggest chokers ever met there's a real possibility neither of them would win.

I legit don't know if they won because the Bolts played exceptionally bad or because they were really that good. And DESU I've been working a lot lately and haven't had enough time to watch the games and see what's up.

Chris Osgood won three cups too, why don't we talk about him as the goat goalie?

osgood? more like osBAD lol

This but unironically

>slinks away the moment his team is in the shitter
Weird, because the golden knights have only known success in their entire existence.

Childhood is thinking Roy, Hasek or Brodeur were the GOAT
Adulthood is realizing Osgood was the true GOAT

>maf is ELI--

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based

looks like it’s gonna be up to the jets again this year

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Because he had the most OP team in hockey behind him
Compare him to Cujo who mostly played in shitty teams and has more wins

success is losing in the SCF?
lmao

>regular season
shan't literally ever take anything canada says seriously again. at least until they win a cup.

>Robin Lehner gets off the sauce
>becomes the GOAT

See how bad alcohol is for you

>not Sawchuk and Plante

who are you quoting?

A GM can only do so much tbhfam, at a certain point it's up to the players not to choke and the coaches to actually coach them. It's clear he made a competitive team, but now we know stamcuck has been a fraud all along.

I would rather get swept than have overpayed traffic cones making up half the roster and 3/4 of the salary cap. Friendly reminder that Ericsson STILL gets paid $4.25m per year

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Leafbro here, look forward to competing against the Teddies. If we don't win I'll root for ya

>go to downtown DC
>black people wearing Capitals shirts everywhere
>go on social media
>video of Ovie killing the teenager is full of comments from nog profiles saying "DAYUMMM OVECHKIN IS A BEAST NIGGA"
>DSP isn't even on the team anymore
imagine having a football team that is so rage-inducingly mediocre that black people actually start watching hockey

reminder friends losing 4 straight in the finals is success according to our resident vegass fangay

Partially a fluke aka lightning shitting the bed, partially come together magic. Could go either way now

>childhood is thinking truth
>adulthood is thinking falsehoods
As expected from a high hockey IQ country.

Can you imagine Vasilevsky winning Vezina after this playoff performance.

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.920sv% is still pretty good though right?

over an 82 game season? yes
over 4 games? no

Reminder that they didnt even put up any competition.

More like gets out of Buffalel. They're an awful organisation who expect every goalie to be Hasek tier whole alone saves their otherwise shitty team.

I am pretty sure Big Ben gets it

I just don't think CBJ will get lucky with Boston or Toronto, or the Islanders or the Capitals. There's a reason they were the eight seed. But if they went farther than this, I'd feel better about it because, uh...reasons

Is the vezina cursed?

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>There's a reason they were the eight seed.
yeah they didnt get bailed out with double digit loser points

no, but the president's trophy is

I thought about Kucherovs award speeches all of game 4 lol

Blessed post. People will actually look forward to the awards show this year.

almost as sweet as cooper winning the jack adams

Lörs Lärä

user another tip if you want it, I wouldn't just fill in colours on the teams you're eliminating, just put some filters over the top so you preserve the quality.

Some saturation and invert filters over the top can work well.

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Sorry but Lehner is winning it

trips confirm

>Lambert saying that he hasn't decided wheter he'll play for Finland or Canada yet
Fug, there goes our 2022 number 1 pick

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The bracket guy is so bad at his gimmick and so dumb ON TOP of being a thin skinned pussy who doesn't know anything about hockey

How was their sweep lucky? You can’t sweep a team by chance. It’s hard to beat any team four times in a row, let alone the best team in the league. The teds have proven they’re for real. At this point they should be favored against any of those teams

He was just too good right now

i want laffs to go to the second round

he didnt watch the series

Bruins in 7 desu

>Jackets sweep
>Islanders sweep

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Noob here, I thought the Teds were Nashville?

Horrible graphic. Awful.

>you can't sweep a team by chance
That's not what I mean. I mean if a team shits the bed and plays terribly, that's more of a luck factor, and it's not realistic to rely on the same happening to every other team you face.

Not with that attitude.

By all means, CBJ could stun the entire NHL this year and go all the way to taking the cup. I still don't see it though.

Amazing people still dont grasp the concept of hubris

depends if you are american or wrong

Does Tampa raise the banner next season? Does the Presidents banner ever go up in the rafters?

They btfo them 4 in a row once coming back from 3-0 in the first. They are legit

>winning a bo7 series involves luck
no

if they do it would make it 4/4 on cup wins after the 8th seed swept the 1st seed in the nhl

I'll believe it if they don't get destroyed in the next round.

I hope it goes up as a grim reminder of that abortion of a series

teds dont have to prove anything
you're just an idiot

yes and that day is going to make for some glorious memes
>rags south
the gift that keeps on giving

>beating notorious chokers makes you the best team in the league

I really hope it's never spoken of again

>tfw kissless but not a virgin

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What breaks my heart the most is this garbage dumpster won’t play any better for what could be Thornton’s last game.

leafs, preds and avs will take 3-1 leads tonight in their respective series.

put whatever spin on it you want
the jackets have done what only 3 teams have done in the past
and those 3 teams all went on to win the cup

>teds don't have to prove anything
Almost nobody is talking about how "good" Columbus is. Almost everybody is talking about how hard Tampa fell. If more people were in awe of how amazing Columbus is instead of making memes about Tampon Gay etc. I'd be convinced that CBJ was worth taking seriously as anything more than getting a little time in the spotlight before swiftly exiting round two.

those teams didnt have a loaded maple leaf roster facing them in the 2nd round. the bolts might get a win or two but the leafs are going to end their cinderella story.

9½ hrs to go, and I'm already hyped up
Re-supplied myself with plenty of beer and snacks
It's gonna be fantastic!

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leafs will win by at least 3 tonight and destroy the spirit of the bruins

Tampa did what only one other team has done in the past and look what happened to them.

Elite post!

its more fun to meme about the >blots than it is to pump the tires for the teds
and its not like the teds have any real fans here to get excited for them
did you watch any of the series yourself?

the devils swept what could be considered one of the greatest rosters ever assembled

you cant compare this leafs roster to any other team due to the complexity of how the lines work. id argue its the most efficient and resilient roster to ever be put together.

Suck his dick.

I watched it and everything was going as expected for the first twenty minutes or so of the first game.

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and what one perspective will call a collapse can be viewed as strong competition by their opponent from another

True. Didn't Tampa nearly sweep the Devils last year after not beating them once in the regular season? Memes aside, this kind of thing isn't completely unheard of.

Kek

Morning fags
Also
>BLOTS

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I wasn't entirely sure Tampa would win a cup this year. I could see their weaknesses in regular season games, especially when it comes to the physical stuff. But I don't think anyone truly expected not only a round one exit, but a fucking sweep.

Smart move is to quietly raise it during the summer and then never acknowledge it

It's 9:45 on a wednesday
Who isn't up by now?

i think its more a matter that the games were not even close. the blue jackets dominated every single period outside of game 1, period 1. sure some top teams have fallen in the first round but this kind of total failure after having a record setting regular season is unprecedented.

Sean Avery is a fucking dick taking faggot nigger fucker.

thestar.com/sports/hockey/2019/04/16/retired-nhler-sean-avery-takes-social-media-aim-at-the-wrong-ancaster-man-over-racist-comment.html

Thank you for your feedback.

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>there's only one timezone, the eastern timezone.

6:45 on the best coast

dude shut the freakin door

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Oh I know. The Devils were not a top team by any means. This kind of thing is on a completely different level in the NHL.

>sign in or register
Don’t think so Tim

Thanks edmonton for barzal and eberle. They’ve paid off so well

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Helps that the african handball team is also shit

Martin Jones is quite obviously injured; shame on DeBoer for not sitting him and shame on WIlson for not acquiring help

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That's what the capitals ended up resorting to, probably the best bet

Based and grousepilled

sounds like the guy deserved it. who posts shit like that on your real social media accounts? wouldnt be surprised if he forgot to log into his throwaway before messaging avery.

Didn't come up for me. I just closed a pop up and read it as normal.

coffee

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is dell injured as well?

All the defenders are injured as well

good morning leafs nation

Post ice girls

Correct

If the laffs don’t choke against the ruins then they will surely choke against the teds. The leafs have a below average defense and penalty kill, and the jackets were 50% on the pp last series

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i prefer the real jets fan

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Shorks is just one massive injury

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YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE

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>seething blose fans last night
Felt so good

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wood berry

>jets fan
>a dirty cheap slut

Seems right desu.

Nah I mean the girls out on the ice with the shovels and the shirt guns and the dancing

like her?

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Nice five hole

>her

Classic winnipeg trash

t. guy who grew up in winnipeg

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i miss her

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Im a die hard laffs fan. This is what's going to happen.

I'm not a Leafs fan but I think they're going to win the Stanley Cup this year.

Yeah but on the ice

Did I miss the ted collective cock post bonanza last night?

Show me your best Bonaqua memes

This will be a valuable lesson for him about internet safety.

Fuck bonaqua, dasani is superior

I'm a die easy vegas fan.

>ted nation vs leaf nation in round 2
im not sure how to feel

I need someone post the THICC nashville ice girl please

>dasani
>made by coca cola company
Get out of here corporate scum

wonder if she misses all that deep finn dicking

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>laffs

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are you sure the servers can handle her?

youtu.be/a-prUX0GK10

FUCK the servers I NEED it

can we have one thread without hockey elves

>not drinking exclusively fiji water
SHALL be HEEMING all the fucking plebs on this board

>mad
>at superior water products
Classic aussie shitposting

>shitsani
>water with salt in it
Shant

alright lad :)

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Unpopular opinion: as long as its not Frogtreal, Shitronto, or Chinkcouver who does it, Id probably be happy to see Canada win a Cup

>coca cola probably puts sugar in dasani
No wonder you yanks like it so much

damn I remember her being thiccer

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>not support your local mineral water brands
Corporate plebs

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>he doesn't have soda stream

your memory serves you right

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imagine the smell

>not being a true waternigga

Is that like the Buffalo Bills Era of football?

Official Bottled Water Power Rankings
1. Fiji
2. Icelandic Glacial
3. Voss
4. Tibet 5100
5. Evian
6. Icelandic Spring
POWER GAP
7. Smartwater
8. Poland Spring
9. Crystal Geyser
10. Volvic

100. Kroger store brand water

9000. contaminated tap water someone put in a bottle and tried to sell on the street
9001. Dasani

>tfw no Nashvillian heifer's thicc thighs to rest your tired head upon

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PATRICIAN

+1

Poland Spring is based, should be #1

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>whale catches a fish
nature is beautiful isnt it lads

Based Fiji

why does she skate like that

none can escape her event horizon

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Post the Islanders girls in their cute lil skirts

Does she leave tracks in the ice?

Tracks of oreo cookie crumbs yes.

save yourselves lads

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she takes the fish home and cooks it

FAT

THICCER

FUCK yah, THAT's the stuff lad.
Many thanks.

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user, you do realize >you are being swept in 5, right?

we can go thiccer

We have the technology

Wrong.

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Game 5 is a must win in my books

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The six million pound (wo)man

>down 2 games to 1
>goalie is a Finn
>star player is a manlet
wew lad

No shit

wew lad

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wow great insight you fucking retard

newfriends out in force today

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NEW

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Carey Price still got it. Had a horrible 1-2 months start then was the best gk in the league for after.