THIS IS UNHEARD OF!!!

THIS IS UNHEARD OF!!!

Atlanta, Ga (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Georgia courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Atlanta Falcons, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Fucking based, have a (You)

Ok this is epic

Top kek well done

holy shit

I didn't laugh, but it was clever

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I've read this old copypasta for years

ayyyy lmao

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This joke is 20 years old

>literally the oldest , universal, bad sports team joke
Proof positive that /aspie/ is full of fucking zoomers

10/10

calamedy guld

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I remember this case.

nice

Put me in the screencap.

>Boomer jokes

If your parents, your aunt and even your grandparents beat you. YOU ARE PROBABLY THE PROBLEM, LITTLE RAT

You all read this shot? Lol fucking losers

Get off the internet, grandpa. This site is not for you.

Way too early for this lad ;_;7

HAHA domestic violence so funny!!

Actually it isn't. shut the fuck up you rapist

Tell me western anons, what does your parents divorcing feel like? Do you pick sides? Why did they split up?

This is a boomer board.

I just stayed with my mom since my dad is an asshole, the good part is that you have 2 Christmases to go to. Eventually I learned that my dad cheated a bunch and my mom had enough.

Hmm

Quality thread

I’ve never seen this before so (you)

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kid looks much older than 7

Ahh some old quality pasta

holy shit
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I remember this..
*sip*