/heem/- CTE edition

That some sort of disgusting limey sex act or what, Nigel?

What about Ben Askren?

Holloway is flushed, my dude. There's a good chance we're going to get another """white""" Muslim as the FW champ in Zabit.

Cringe

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Holloways stock has never been higher you communist faggot lol. Go suck your dads cock

Don't worry, I reported it.

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Oh, fer sure, my man, Holloway's stock has never been higher after he has been exposed as a pillowfisted brainlet with zero fight IQ or footwork.

/our schizo/

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none of that applies at featherweight

Requesting that webm of Tony driving with A Real Hero playing in the background

Joseph Benavidez gets to fuck that

After what he did to Schaub, it makes me happy to see this.

Prime EBZ would heem Jones

down with schaubinism

we have to stop schaubinist attitudes

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That's what happens when you're confident, have six pack abs and a butt that doesn't quit.

How does this make you feel, Coral?

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who the guy in the back? :o

tony's being stalked

Wtf this fight went to 4 rounds? I could have sworn it ended in like the 1st or 2nd.

Good because I always pause it and close it after the elbow. I even made my own version. I'm not Coral, though.

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Such is the nature of memory.

Zabit is a can

What kind of person takes the time to write this?

Now post him destroying Nogiera

That little run he does after the elbow makes me laugh every time

a man with a can-do attitude and some gumption
he'll go far in this game

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I'll be wagering my entire paycheck on Khabib to beat Poirier. Dustin has no chance in that fight. He fights like a power striker and he doesn't have KO power unless he's fighting a CTEbabby

YO THAT'S CRAZY MAN

I have like one of those out of three, Benavidez ugly though, I guess he's funny/big dick/good personality

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>Eddie x2
>Gaethje
>Bepis
>Holloway
Not fucking bad

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With pride rules, DUstin gets KOd in the first Edward fight

No

Easiest bet since Conor vs. Floyd

rose was so cute

Machida double champ by 2020

beast of a 2 division champion

Yoel's a beast, man.

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>Eddie x2
Lmao Eddie was about to scramble Dustbin's brains before he put his fingertips on the ground to force a DQ like an absolute pussy.

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You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

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he doesn't beat anybody in the top 4

Ask him if he wants to fuck her

Zabit and Holloway both lose to Volkanovski

>he doesn't know about the Gay Mafia

Nobody's fought more top lightweights in the last 2 years and it's not close

How the fuck do you not have a picture for former belt holder Carla Esparza?

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Zabit is even more of a pillowfisted cutbaby with a weak chin, how will he past trough Aldo Ortega and Holloway?

>trane with him
>trane

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Explain this to your fellow /heem/ers.

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>with a weak chin
I hadn't heard this before. Any examples of him being chinny?

Reporter: Who does the gorilla want next!?
Darren: FOOKIN' EVERYONE AND ANYONE I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEE!
I'M NOT SCAREDDDDDDDDDDD!

Gets heem'ed by a backyard brawler.

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Did you reply to the wrong poster? Not my filename. Not my file.

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1555423598897.webm

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He got clipped in the Stephens foght

kino

Aren't Germans ""white""!?
What happened to "MUH MASTER RACE!"?

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I can see the dragon

It's 1:30 AM on a school night and I'm still awake. I can't sleep because of how worried I am about Magana. Really hoping she pulls through.

Best post of the thread

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Getting clipped doesn't mean you have a weak chin.

thawlts?

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/our boy/

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I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I heem
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

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Everytime I try to fly I fall

Without my wings I feel so small

I guess I need you baby

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Remove this homosexual propaganda.

I do NOT know about "The Gay Mafia", enlighten me oh fat one.

god i wish that was my balls

youtube.com/watch?v=QfpkLpz30Ac
Was Mayhem joking in this video?

Did you just watch Spring Breakers?

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Literally none...

When done right, no can defend

Go to bed, she's either gonna still be KO'd in hospital when you wake up or she's gonna be awake, you worrying isn't gonna change it.

Couldn't even KO someone not looking at them with a kick with trainers on

I can't watch cringe videos, it hurts me physically, is it cringe/awkward?

Remember the time some guy won by submission despite being knocked unconscious for most of the first round and his opponent was giving a thumbs up during the stoppage

new thread

Doesn’t matter what happens he will always be my boy

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it's more awkward than cringe because Mayhem is a nutcase

Mayhem is legit crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if this was real.

Uh no, why?

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it possibly could have been staged but his emotion seemed real as fuck

I watched it, that was interesting, did I number on me. I think it he really meant it, he was legit angry, he caught himself before he went too crazy, I think he composed himself at like 1:00-1:10 and tried to carry it on as a joke.

Side comment, he looks so huge, I never followed MMA back then so I don't know what weight class he was, he just looks so fucking big, what the fuck. I can't imagine what it would be like to be attacked by a psycho like that.

you now remember Anthony Lioneheart Smith

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You probably think it was real when Cro Cop Mauro Ranallo.

Mind you

Did you ever watch this?

youtube.com/watch?v=_1tIRM160Tc

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Mini Blessed will avenge his father

what is this guard position?

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>the natty goats

Cro Cop is a normal guy though

I agree he's the exact dude to get pissed about being a low level fighter in a game lol

Imagine being Ariel a regular dude with no martial arts skills next to a trained psycho like that

thawlts?

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He's very gay.

Chad alpha male vs skinny autistic weaboo

Yeah, seen that one, dunno what I would've done if I was Ariel in that position, Ariel still calling him Mayhem even after he started getting mad and told him to stop. He's mentally ill, I'd be scared to be alone with him for longer than 5 minutes, he gives me the hebe-jeebies.

Jon Jones practising his his eyepoke strategies

He's just a mentally ill guy who had a lot of attention

Who's in whose head?

Prime Tyson would legit sleep Jones unless he could get in on a takedown before he gets his head knocked off

Jones on coke binge, that literally made little to no sense, it's like when I try and post something smart and don't read it through before I send it.

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coked up jon vs coked up tyson in a nightclub
who wins

based herb btfo /heem/

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Isn't herb dean basically a wilting geriatric black dude who looks like he has back problems?

He's a fat nigger, I would easily win by TKO (eye injury)

sparring is what made Herb retarded

wake up Jon, it's all over

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he types this garbage and then goes on camera and rants about god and how he has changed

Tyson in a nightclub because he has one hit quit power which is probably the most important factor in street fights if we're being real. Assuming you can actually box of course. Tyson is so fast he could probably land before Jon could clinch up. I love Jon, but Tyson was way more crazy in his prime too. They're both icons in their own way of course.

Prime Lyoto heems memesanya

youtube.com/watch?v=_ip-8Ih4hs8

Peak based

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Jon was just being real. Sad that Izzy thinks that makes him a bully. It's just the fight game. I like watching Izzy fight I just wish he wouldn't post so much on social media. But hey it's probably better for him, no publicity is bad publicity if we're being honest.

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Based and kino

WTF, i didnt even realize there was a Rizin event this weekend

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every peach has its pit

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This /heem/ thread is full of good vibes. Very nice.

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Nigerian UK poster is the most powerful on /heem/.com
We cannot stop him he's too strong and fast
Not even "I Own Heem" (rip) can compete with him

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Jon sees a little Daniel in adesanya and he just can’t help himself. It’s funny because this is similar to how his beef with Cormier started, but now the shoe is on the other foot.

In many ways...

"Hey Joe, FUCK yor boi Ben Askren" the episode

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>Israel trying to be mr moral authority on Jon
What is his endgame here? He will never make Jon feel any sort of emotion or regret and he will just get even more brutally cut up in the cage.
He doesn't seriously think he could ever beat him, could he?

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In many ways I’m right. Israel is the new Jon Jones.

Was it good?
I'm a bit slow and have to listen to them in pieces so I can keep up without getting overwhelmed

Do you seriously think Jon could go five rounds with Gastelum. Yeah, that's what I thought, b.

This idiot was literally boasting about how he used to be very good at suckerpunching people on the street and then run away. I hope Ashkren beats his ass.

Izzy has no urgency to conflict at 205
This social media warfare with Jon realistically has no consequences for him, since all it's going to do is make Jonny Bon sperg out, then delete his tweets, then ramble about how he's surrounded by strong male role models again.

I enjoyed it, but I’m not one of those edgy guys who has to hate everything Rogan.

the usual muh sensory deprivation tanks and Yoel is a SSSSSSPECIMEN SHIT
the only worthwhile thing from it is masvidal revealing he was literally on the short bus at school

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Joe forgot who masvidal was fighting despite him discussing it yesterday on his podcast. Too much weed for Joe it seems like.

When you're out matched your only fall back is shaming someone and appearing as the moral authority.

Kamaru wrestlefucked Tyron so bad he turned into a manlet

kek

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You noticed that too? Tyron looked visibly smaller by the end of their fight. It was crazy.

Fact: Nigerians are the most powerful fighting race in the world

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based Santos barely smiles

Yes I do I lost money betting on that fight and I was absolutely seething because Marc goddarrd is the one who intervened and said it was a submission win although the guy passed out after the final bell

Not so fast

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Someone with no friends or a job

thawlts #2?

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Jorge really did Darren dirty bruh

Imagine if Usman had been dominating Tyron for rounds, just brutally mugging him, then Goddard stands them up, tells usman that it's a fight, and Tyron brutally heems kamaru to retain the belt
Would Goddard ever get work with the UFC again?

Gastelum isn't a wrestler though...Is Jon CTE'd? Also why is he picking a fight against a guy everyone knows he can easily beat?

I guess he's kinda just showing fans Jon's true colours maybe

Based.

Gastelum is a wrestler what are you talmbout

Every one of Jon's fans knows his true colours already, like if you are not off the Jones train by now you never will be

lowkey calling fatselum a manlet
BASED

He doesn't fight like a wrestler

"It's not a purse - it's a European carry-all!"

Adesanya beats Jon at 185lbs

You see /heem/ is a 16 step system. I tend to describe it as a hierarchy of sequential and cumulative shitposting steps, mmokay? The first step involves both the act of Schaubposting and the act CTE-posting. Now, many people will teach these two as a single unit, but at the higher levels of shitposting it is vital to make a clear distinction between the two.

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I could be wrong but I don't think the UFC gets to pick and choose refs, that's the job of the local athletic commission, no?

They say they can't but they do
They banned Mazzagatti

You mean Mexicans

Yamasaki also got heemed

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the bottom half of his face makes him look like a ghetto single mother on welfare posting selfies to IG

forgot to crop pls no bully

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So Joe, why why do we start with a Schaubpost?
>Uh... cause that's how you start
What is it about Schaubposts that makes them the essential start to any heem discussion?
>Uh well..
Why not start with a Danapost, or a McGregor tweet?
>Well, it's imageboard chess with dire emotional conseq-
But why the Schaubpost, Joe?

DC is white.
GSP is white and he'll take either the WW or MW belt whenever he wants one of the other.
Whittaker could be part white, don't know much about him..
Usman seem pretty white, too.

Most ufc fighters are white honestly. People have to meme to convince themselves otherwise.

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Mexican champs: 0

The one white champ that was left got exposed as an EPO shooting drug cheat

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Bones?
He was never white, m8.

Robert's dad is black (kiwi)

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>DC is white.

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Love a good race war
Me personally? Rooting for the Chinese takeover
C'mon Leech get in there my son

Lmao

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At least we are not as bad as Asians
>all of your talented Korean lads get flushed by mandatory military service
>the Japanese are bums like teruto ishithara who gets decisioned by artem
>all you have left is Boston Salmon

NGANNOU!

Why is he so fucking FAT

Get Dustin to fight Conor before September, then we can have Khabib fight Tony

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>Using (((ufc))) to gauge ability to fight
I guess the 80 iq meme is true

CUBAN GENETICS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

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unit

I really would like to have a white against Chinese war that resulted in the inevitable collapse of mainland China, the eradication of most of the Male population and the breeding through rape of millions of Hapa qties that I could acquire later for a good price

>IT'S A FIGHT!

I look forward to the day we all live side by side, in harmony, in chinese concentration camps

All dads are fat, Dont you have one by yourself or what?

Michael Chandler is a dad and he isn't fat

blacks don't know their dads, mostly

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Huh

you mean Thursday?

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I live in my own bubble, something cool gonna happen?

Obsessed

>When Moynihan wrote in 1965 on the coming destruction of the Black family, the out-of-wedlock birth rate was 25% among Blacks.[19] In 1991, 68% of Black children were born outside of marriage.[20] In 2011, 72% of Black babies were born to unmarried mothers.[21][22] In 2015, 77% of Black babies were born to unmarried mothers.[23]

THAT IS FUCKING INSANE.

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>3rd round
>opponent who is getting soundly beaten lands a few shots
>OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!
>Ladies and gentlemen we have a FIGHT!

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*opponent circling away*

OHHHH HES HURT HES DEFINITELY ROCKED AND HURT AND IN SERIOUS TROUBLE

naw, just meant 'soon'
but the Chinese do have short-comings, like creativity and innovation. Then there's losing wars to the Japanese...
but when we all have to band together to defeat the space creatures from Saturn or wherever, we'll be glad that we all have different strengths.

We fix this by making them Canadian

space creature vs average mma fighter who takes it

has there ever been a serious discussion about overtime rules in mma instead of judges decisions?

I wish danaher posting was bigger.

my boy jair finna heem this dumbfuck crowder

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My dad is like 55 or something, he still has abs, he's got them Caribbean genetics, I've been blessed too, I eat like shit and don't really do any sports anymore and I still have abs, they aren't as defined anymore but I still have them.

I'm actually black too lol

Rashid evans? Tyrone spoogley? I mean whadda we doin here? are we sure these moolis are the best people to talm about the art? like we get it fox you're not racist woah we gedd it mannn we gedd it woah we gedd itt you're tryna tick boxes you're not racist like woah we ged it how about getting a CTE'd mind that went 6-5 in the UFC instead of these uncivilized spooks, not racist though Kevin Lee and I are homeboys,

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Having abs has nothing to do with doing sports. It just means you're skinny.

Was it PRIDE or RIZIN that have an optional extra round if they feel like a fight is too close to call? I've definitely seen it done.

You know when someone has abs, but they're soft, kinda like Nate, I don't have skinny abs, I have BBC genetic abs, so does my dad, but he's been working all his life though doing labouring jobs, I'm just blessed, it's no Cuban genetics but it's close.

Does your dad have perfect teeth too?
I remember reading that every generation of UK blacks has worse and worse teeth because they get sucked into the UK diet of mash and parmo.

>I eat like shit and don't really do any sports anymore and I still have abs, they aren't as defined anymore but I still have them.
this isn't impressive bro, literally anyone who has a low bf % will have abs, even if they're skinny as fook

>not racist though Kevin Lee and I are homeboys
read that in in goofy ass voice and laughed harder than i should have

Another decorated kickboxer taking the MMA world by storm?

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It's entirely possible

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fucking based webm, crowder will not be able to take him down.

I feel bad for rooting against Max now seeing how great he was after the fight, giving his gloves to Dustin and stuff. Also Rush was crying, really shouldn't let a kid that young be there.

My dads teeth aren't too good honestly, he came to the UK in his late twenties I believe, but he has bad teeth because he's smoked since he was 14 my mum grew up in England and she has really good teeth, both of my parents are really good cooks but my dad sticks to a more traditional Caribbean type of diet he had when he still lived there. My teeth are quite normal, my brothers are not good but not bad because he neglected them when he was younger and smokes too.

My BMI is 22.6, I know BMI isn't BF% but I'm not a stick, maybe you're right though, I like to think it's the genetics though.

Maybe it's your genes, I dunno, in my experience there are people who, even though they barely ever exercise are very strong. I used to know a big ginger kid who was strong as an ox, even though he did fuck all lol.

For me, it's "Mr. Perfect" Kyung Ho Kang

Honestly bmi isn't very useful if you have an athletic build. A lot of the top athletes in sports would be considered overweight by bmi even though they're really athletic and in shape. They don't take into consideration frame size just height, but people have varying frames at a given height.

>3 HW fights
>none of them are real contenders

Yikes

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Heembedded

youtube.com/watch?v=zVeJttJOp4E

youtu.be/zVeJttJOp4E

Wow women are incapable of feeling anything towards ugly people
>Says thank you with no real emotion
>You have a beautiful daughter
>T-thanks, you're son is uhh.. *looks at Max* precious

action bronson heems them all

max named his son "rush" think that's worse than tiger

>I really like Poirier

Oh yes, yes, his angry little celebrations are really likeable, and not childish and cringe at all.

I could honestly heem this bitch.

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At least it's on at a good time for youse for once

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Dustin is a sperg all that shouting right next to Max and then for no reason adds in that he's busted pretty bad

Jouban's son's name is Cage.

Wow unemployed bong minds think alike

progress forward. and based shtyrkov is a juicey boy at LHW

the reason we had so much good HW contendership in 17-18 is because they put on more fights, to get contenders, put on a lot of fights

I'm gonna name my son Tiger Rush.

chad move desu

>Schaub haters are literal redditors
duh

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prime mir submits all

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Right hand in your answers then. For me it's
Son's name? CTE
Daughter's name? Arianny II
Simple and beautiful names

i never liked the idea of max fighting at LW, now his win streak and aura is somewhat dead until he gets a few more wins. he took way too much damage

Yeah, when I was in year 8-11 there was a Russian kid, pretty sure he went to the gym but he was just a strong guy, because he came to the UK when he was like 12 he barely spoke English, I've never been the best with cognitive sports like rounders or cricket or baseball where you kinda have to track stuff, I was more just a pure athleticism based kinda person so I liked running and jumping stuff, I was larger than most of the kids, probably top 3 tallest in my year throughout all of school, this Russian kid though, he was kinda nuts, because he didn't speak English he'd kinda just look at you and put his hand out and smile, so I shook his hand and he'd grip your hand like he's trying to break your fingers, he was so fucking strong, thinking back on it it's kinda how I imagine Khabib is, it was nuts. He was just a crazy strong fucker and he didn't even look big, this was before he even started going to the gym. I was fucking SHOOK. He was a nice guy (kinda) though in the end when he learn English.

Yeah, I have some longass arms and rather wide shoulders, my ape index is something like 1.13, it's 6+ the other way of measuring, I'm quite naturally lean, I think it's because I did sports when I was really young and never really stop, my body is like "Nigga, go and fucking do something".

Jesus. You ain't kidding.

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Jesus what's his routine

My step son is named Schaub jr.

Which part of African Champ are you guys from?

Burkina Faso, Thomas Sankara bless
youtube.com/watch?v=G7Vlt41HPUE

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Yeah that seemed pretty scummy

25 sit ups a day and 10 ab crunches on his exercise ball.

Don't forget the Onnit though. Alpha Brain.

If you have wide shoulders and long arms with that bmi you're 100% skinny

Weird having a black kid from the Caribbean and naming him Luke.

The Occupied Territories of Palestine Adesanya

Well, guess I'm skinny

Kinda crazy, I know a black (more mixed than black) guy who is Caribbean named Luke, he used to be a skateboarder, he's depressed now though he's like 20 and a NEET, sad.

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Heem you are looking CUTE today

If you watch schaubcasts at 1.5x speed the CTE doesn’t seem so bad

Reckon Norway's own Swedish Mad Jack Hermansson can take out Jacare?

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Dustin 'The Diamond' Poirier is fighting Khabib 'The Eagle' Nurmagomedov for the undisputed UFC lightweight championship of the world.

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OH ITS LOCKED IN TIGHT THATS IT STOP THE FIGHT HES OUT HES OUT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT

oh he got out, what a scramble!

Cute picture

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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What do these Dagestani motherfuckers know about wrestle fucking that no one else does

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Friggin bears dude

No.
His record isn't impressive.
BEating Branch like he did is good, but Branch is an eternal choker, so you can write it off.

holy shit this is the mirror image of what Jon did to Machida.

The Caucasus has a really strong wrestling tradition, just look at olympic wrestling, and when you take sambo into the consideration you can see that it comes easier for them than playing football does for us.

Bolmon Saston was robbed

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youtu.be/VE5BDu_YyHw
I love when Schaub tries to develop some controversial opinion, brings it into rogan, and gets promptly btfo. Dude needs to say in his lane

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Leddit MMA

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what possesses you to come post this shit here?

Heem is Reddit punk

I like to trigger redditors like you

fucking KINO
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>>muh secrit reddit club
Lmao, sorry sweetie everybody that’s anybody already knows about the dankness of r/mma

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>btfo UFCers

thats the reality of fings

Now that the dust has settled it seems obvious who the guy was here
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Not funny
Not original
Not fashionable
Just sad
Grow up
For your own sake
Please

What's it like to be dead inside bud

Get a dog

Have sex

People need a dream, they should try make it pro mma.

Literally the most cringe shit

Is valbong about?

We should make a site like the Genovaverse where we list all the Schaubisms and lore of Big Brown fer shure

Also it would probably get us notice by the man himself if it was polished enough 100% precent

Schaub lives in my head rent free.

Schaub redditards are the worst

Schaub

Side by side instead of one after the other
Hope it looks OK, I'm quite shit with ffmpeg complex filters.

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Which one of you is valbong?

cringe
he's fallen so fucking hard

No it's all beach and peast b

Seems clear Schaub has the more powerful blow. It’s all in the technique

Thinking about copping this, just have to find the right pear of kicks to match

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Wow, turns out he made the joke before I did during his fight.

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Make one of little bitch boy Rush crying like a bitch and then being a cunt went Dustin tried to console him for being such a pussy.

>"s-stop bullying me on social media, c-curly headed p-prick..."

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Literally R eddit. I don’t use reddit, literally have never been there never will don’t try me. I do need to post on Heem to tell them I think this guy is reddit so you can understand I do not approve of reddit or it’s ilk
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When you realize Jorge was in special ed and Askren was a chad wrestling stud it does make it seem like bullying

kill yourself zoomer

>tfw you get dabbed on

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Kek

*wins*

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He's already got that Hawaiian jaw

Lmao

Why doesn't he do the same with Jon?

Youwantsum?

In many ways, he did

In many ways Jon is actually the one who is afraid

Is Askren the American dream?
- goofball with jokes all day
- world class innovative wrestler
- loves to chill with a game of disc golf
- gets knocked out and still wins a few minutes later
I don't think any other country on God's planet (Earth) could have created a Ben Askren

He never got KOed though

In many ways prime schaub would heem ngannou.

And he is entering a division where the top 5 guys are all wrestlers, and there are no kickboxers to punish him.
I want to see him fight Demian Maia.

He was out my guy

he blinked and gave a wink to Lawler

He's also not really conventionally built for MMA imo. He's not extremely short and stocky, but he's also too short to have a reach advantage and too fat to be go cutbaby mode.

In many ways i am the best poster

Ha!
Whoever drawed that got his mongoloid face fucking perfect.

Why do Yuropoors hate Based Askren, there's you and that 1 kr*ut

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You're the bong with the headache?

In many ways I would heem you.

Why is /heem/ obsessed with thinking everyone is some other poster
>hurr are you x poster???

sex tape when?

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Robert Whittaker vs Yoel Romero 3 for Christmas?

Speaking of sex tape leaks, which UFC fighter do you hope is next?
For me it's Sarah Frota

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with cactus?

Daily Leddit MMA #2

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she looks like a transsexual Tony Ferguson and the tattoos look like men's room graffiti

Francis

Honestly don't understand the mindset of going somewhere else just to post the caps here
You clearly go there, why try and act like you don't enjoy it? Just retarded

And not just Reddit, all this shit. Why go cap somewhere else just to post it here? Who gives a toss? Sad shit

gangbang by the wall people
>tfw tony had serious reasons to be afraid

Why are bongs so obsessed with being personalities? Is a better question.

Believe it or not, it's possible to browse a website without liking every aspect of it.

khabib_nurmagomedov
I love this people
These people are special for me.
#father #coach #family
instagram.com/p/BwWcp7VgZd3

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Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears

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Is Javier Mendez the GOAT coach of MMA?
Under his tutelage the following fighters have risen to UFC champion status; Cain Velasquez, Luke Rockhold, DC Cormier, and Khabib Nurmagomedov
Notable the first three all started completely raw at AKA and ascended to greatness
Some other coaches up for discussion are
Greg Jackson & Mike Winkeljohn
Firas Zahabi
Mike Brown & Conan Silveira
Serra Longo
Duke Roufusport

I hadn't seen this one before. How come it's a rarely posted gadoosh?

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How did Joe call anaconda a darce?

>Cain
Flushed his body and career
>DC
Was never the real LHW champ
>Cuckhold
Chinleted
>Khabib
GOAT

Fine, so why go and post what you don't like on a completely different site?
And then call it leddit as if you're distant from it when you're browsing?

>Wake up Khabib, the fight ended 3 minutes ago sleepyhead BOOM roasted

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When he displeases kadyrov.

askren was indeed out

Who's the dude on his left?

A..are you joking user?

Jon Jones would beat anyone in the UFC. Name one person who could beat him. You can't.

>Javier Mendez
>former kickboxer champ and kickboxing coach
>all the big stars of his academy are primarily wrestlers

Does that mean that Javier is shit and its his wrestling coach employees who are doing the good work?

Only correct because DJ isn't in the UFC anymore.

>Name one person who could beat him.
Unironically think that Jones - Stipe is a 50:50 fight.

>jones swallows whole dj and chokes to death
>joe rogan still insists it was an early stoppage because jj cant lose

remember prime tiger heems rush

He doesn't have to train their wrestling that way. He just puts them in that paddded room and holds a stop watch while breathing heavy and telling them to hit each other's knees.

Jones/Stipe is an immense fight but I don't think Jones would take it
Too dangerous and too big of a size difference

He'd need to really bulk up before moving to HW, and by the time he does that Stipe would be pretty old

STFU paki ledditor

>Too dangerous and too big of a size difference
Heavyweights don't cut, they fight at walk around weight more or less.
Jon Jones cuts 20-30 pounds, as per multiple mentions of this from UFC staff and himself.
So Stipe and Jones are quire close in actual weight. And I'll remind you that of the 4 "superfights" we've seen recently, all 4 were won by the smaller fighter (Conor beat Eddie, Cejudo beat TJ, DC beat Stipe, Nunes beat Cyborg).

Khabib's father

>Autistic konjušar noises

How does /heem/ rate him?
For me he's underrated and is on the mount rushmore for sure.

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Khabib's sambo coach Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov. He's also his dad.

yikes.

Poirier beat Holloway
So it's 4/5 for the smaller man winning

Stipe is at least 10-20lbs bigger
That is pretty significant given the type of opponents Jon is used to, nevermind the power

Daily Leddit MMA #3:
"Is the Israel hey?", "Theo Von is funny XD" edition

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That wasn't 2 champs fighting though, which is why I didn't include it.
If we counted these, Shevchenko also beat Polanddqiwdlaidhaliwuhdalwuhdlaha.

I think Jones beats stipe handily and I think Jones would look bigger than Stipe in the cage

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stab him to death duh

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I don't think you guys know what *his* left means..

Hmm true
I respect your hard logic in this

Heh.

Stipe's boxing and power >>> Gustafsson's

He's taller and his shoulders would be above stipes chin

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what a retarded and irrelevant post

Ohhhh lol you got me. That's Javier Mendez, patriarch of the American Kickboxing Academy

Is there any fighters that could pull off a Bob?
Get powerfat while retaining their speed.

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Colloquially when talking to a picture it means our point of view left of him.

Stfu, you double digit IQ mutt. I literally BTFO'd you with my argument

your economy literally BTFOd you by making you a poor stupid subhuman

Roy Nelson
prime Butterbean

what a retarded and irrelevant post.

Did you see TJ's latest instagram?
He's packing the kilograms on already
TJ in 2 years is coming for the 205 pound belt

>Uhh, you're dah Europoors XD
Sure, if that helps ur lil mutt ego
I'd still whoop ur ass in the street, cage or ring
And then BLACK your daughter

in reality you'd beg for 5 dollars

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Watch his interview with Ariel

He has the worst case of CTE I have ever seen

Well, he's not *that* much shorter than Vovchanchyn

Javier is reddit and brainlet. Go read his ama on reddit, he's an absolute brainlet. The only thing he's good at is recruiting guys that are already on their way up.

You should probably add Matt Hume to your list.

Post face lil mutt

Wasn't Brendon supposedly 6'4

I would just pull a Jon Jones anytime luke asked me anything, he's a huge faggot

Nah, he gave serviceable striking skills to DC and Rockhold while his chin held up. Also Josh and Kebob

You're irrelevant tho, why would Luke talk to you?

>Honestly don't understand the mindset of going somewhere else just to post the caps here
You can't call people faggots or niggers on reddit cocksucker.

Imagine a 300 kilo Yoel.. The bullying he could do with that mass.

what an retarded and irrelevant post

Yoel is scary because of speed when he explodes, not mass. He is at his perfect competitive weight.

He'd have a worse gas tank than Condor then

Igor is the ultimate stocky wide guy

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I think he'd be better at LHW

Don't make me bring you to heel, mutt

but he wouldn't be weightcutting so he wouldn't be drained.

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>I think he'd be better at LHW
He is already often shorter and has lower reach than people in this division, it would be worse at LWH with lankets like Jones, Fustafsson, Reyes, Walker, etc.
And yes, he did beat Rockhold, but the range was showing in that fight.

Jewish tricks
He is delusional. That's about it. Bobert will demolish him.
The only thing they do is wrestle because it's the only way to archive something there. The same for muay thai and Thailand. They the guys who don't wrestle sometimes break their ears to look like wrestlers.
Yoel at lhw would do better because lhw is traditionally bums', weight class. Still he wouldn't get the belt

He walks around 210-220, and that's peak
mass for a realistically 5'10-5'11 guy to be athletically effective.

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Cringe

In my dream this morning askren got knocked out by masvidal. Bet the house. Screencap this, dreams never lie.

Daily Leddit MMA funnies #4
"Funny" edition

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I AM THE LORD OF HELLFIRE
AND I BRING YOU....

Ultimate fighter girl Angela Magaña can't wake up from a coma after a wrestling injury.
She's mostly famous from fighting outside the octagon after clashing with Chris Cyborg.

Reminder not to wrestle *massages tortured neck*
Better CTE than spinal damage.

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>Bobert will demolish him.
I'm starting to worry that ring rust is gonna fuck him over.
His last in-cage appearance was June 2018 against Romero
For comparison, Israel has had FOUR fights since July 2018

How is Luke, whos looks and life should make him a 9001% Uberchad, such a cucked beta?

I worry the same for Stipe. JDS said it best, you gotta keep fighting, regardless of opponents, just fight to have the rhythm.

Lol

It's hard to do it properly. It think it's great do but often can fail.

I worry the same for Conor. Woodley said it best. I'll beat yo ass.

ahah

It doesn't really matter that much. It's not a hard match up. Kelvin is much more dangerous for Bobert than Izzy

Speaking of ring rust, Nate Diaz.

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Too stupid to get ring rust imo

Khabib?

Never been knocked down, Never lost a round, Never been wobbled. Big deal.

Watch this.

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he improved a lot before going on hiatus and he’s been training this whole time. should be fine

OFFICIAL /HEEM/ POSTER GUIDE

**********************************

Amerimutts
>some good some bad, average MMA knowledge

Brits
>Good posters, except that one Paki who licks Kebob's asshole every chance he gets

Australia/NZ
>Solid posters

Russia, Bulgaria
>Good takes, understand MMA well

Croat
>Obsessed with fitting in. Wants eagerly to be complimented by Western posters here.
>Idolizes Murko
>Murko',s pops was a serb Kek

Serbs
>Exquisite in their chadness

No he didnt

He was out

Friendly reminder his brother hasnt won a fight in 8 years

had a dream wandy came to my birthday party but it hasn’t happened yet. when can i expect this to be real

What a stupid post from a stupid poster

desu I lmao'd fast af when I thought he was going to get btfo so early imo

Wow you're such an MMA expert! Pls give me your Leddit username!

>inb4 'round 3 my mans'

Khabib toying with Conor standing isnt a won round, its an embarassment ritual

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>Beat Conduit
>Beat GSP
>Beat Anderson
>Got robbed thrice

bongs are the worst posters here tbqh family

>average MMA knowledge
I'm the smartest person here though? And I'm fucking cut to the bone and fast as heck.

Nah, there's one Paki who posts nonstop. But there's other good posters from the isles

Aight, but there's also some imbecile Murricans, so it evens out

That's the frustrating part, he looked like he hit a new level in the Michael Johnson fight (inb4 >michael johnson >a meaningful win >pick one)
Then he hit payday with Condor and seemed to regress in the second fight

Someone give this Russian rape baby his meds

Conor adopted RDAs game plan against Nate, which is the perfect game plan against Diaz

If you want to see Diaz get his ass beat in every way, watch the RDA fight

? Rude

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Easy there, Roberto Gonzales

i think he’s actually a strong contender unless he only comes back for money and half-asses it (not unlikely)

RDA took him down so easily. He has no fast twitch muscle fiber. He's gotten fat and too big for LW. Kebob, Lee, Al, Conor all fuck him up

Another hot take

Maybe for you.
Common sense for normal people

Obsessed

Based

Imagine how big Cejudo's ego would get if he beat Moraes for the vacant Bantamweight title.

red pilled

Best timeline

Idk. Moraes is kinda bland. I prefer Cejudo winning at least for the meymeys

I want him to win a second belt, start carrying it around everywhere, start calling out Holloway, and "incidentally" leak a porno of him and 2 models or something. All while being a mexican the size of my leg.

>When you have zero striking
>When wrestling is your entire schtick
>When your first bout you get dumped on your fucking head

Masvidal kills him

based. manlet uprising soon

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Hope so but I don't know for certain

this makes me happy

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because his looks are enough for him to pull, that's like asking why that super good looking girl, who's a bit slow is pulling good looking guys

Thats some advanced CYE

i can't even picture this
he'd have to jump to top 3 p4p

Fuck CTE*

Looks are far more important for men than women, tho.
He's just a normal guy. Chads as they are portrayed in Hollywood media don't exist. Everyone has instances where they're a bit awkward.
Luke also had instances where he was completely confident;
>In the ring before the second Bisping loss
>In that dating show
>In that sitdown with Bisping before their first fight

nice

How come you guys always root against undefeated fighters, or fighters on a crazy streak? Don't you want to be living in an era where there's an absolute GOAT?

and a poor gas tank. he's gassed in the third of several of his fights, gonna get destroyed in a 5 rounder.

There is an absolute goat

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1. Why would you care
2. Most people here, and people in general, are complete losers. That's why when they see anyone successful being cocky and confident they wish them misfortune

Get a life Novak

nah you just notice the outcry more when it's a more successful fighter
shitposters will shitpost, when a fighter wins his fans aren't exactly just going to keep shitposting at the same rate that his non fans are, they're just happy with the win

>Don't you want to be living in an era where there's an absolute GOAT?
We do

The underdog winning is almost always more exciting.

I'm sitting here bored in advanced energetics class. Go prep that Paki bull, your wife is horny

Luke Thomas is right; it's crazy that people still accuse him of being a cheat when USADA have clearly explained the science almost a dozen times now.
Besides everyone else is on PEDs anyway
And Jones would still win without PEDs
If it weren't for a few hiccups we'd be calling him the natty goat right now.

You aint doing shit

I always wonder what causes some people to fanboy Jon and always defend him. The did has a boring to watch style, shit boxing, and couldn't even finish Smith

SEETHING
Your safe space where you post le funny dank MMA Memes has changed forever. I'm here to stay, bitch, realize that and pray for redemption

Literally cringe tier

uh lads what's up with this guy kek

It's boring to watch because nobody is as good as him. His distance control is impeccable. And he is the only fighter who utilizes his elbows 100%

Can't argue that.
But this "Challenger of the month" format is getting boring. Everybody knows he'll slaughter Marreta

yeah i get what you mean, but he's a handsome man, no homo. We're all awkward at times, but it's easy to act confident

At this point they are just throwing thrash at him trying to archive first Gustafsson fight effect.

Oh shit, I totally forgot about him. Absolute beast

At least Santos is wild though, I expect him to come out swanging
Smith froze up, but Santos will probably just rush forward regardless. Might not work at all but could lead to some interesting moments

Easy to control distance when you have 8" of leg and arm reach on everybody you fight. He's good, but he's a frame babby.

Is it though? I've slowly come to realise that no matter the outside(looks, money, muscles, etc), it's the subconscious beliefs that usually fuck you up, where you believe you're somehow inadequate. Maybe in his mind he has a huge reason to doubt himself, and then sometimes overcompensates with acting super arrogant, taking a photo with that towel in his underwear, etc. Who knows

Easiest way to get Robbie on the ground was to make himself take himself down like he did. Ben implemented his gameplan perfectly, cazzies will never understand this.

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Jones couldn't take Smith down
He'll absolutely take Santos down and elbow him or maybe submit him

Yeah I know but Santos being wild should just make it more interesting than the Smith fight at least

True. I never said he is not physically gifted

This is Alexander Gustafsson, the #1 ranked light heavyweight UFC fighter. Those are all the fights he partook in for the last 5+ years.

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i think it's easier to fuck up when there's cameras around and so on. and kek, what photo?

He won two of those fights and the rankers know it.

No, he won 3 of these fights, and lost 4. As you can see in the image. Dumbass.

Stupid fucking jamie upload the masvidal podcast

At least he can say he only lost to good fighters, also Rumble headbutted him

good post
bad post
alright post

Lel

We have the Special Olympics
Now it's time for the Special UFC

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lol, bit of nostalgia seeing that

90% of the roaster is mentally retarded so we're good on that front

It's called Beator

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