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TAMPON BAY: ONLY GOOD FOR ONE PERIOD.

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Stamkos is the biggest loser in the league

>it was actually 3-0
This meme has elevated to an entirely different dimension

Blowjobs vs Laffs
Isles vs Caps

Knights vs Avs
Blues vs Stars

This is the worst 2nd round I have ever seen.

>4
>4
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, SO MUCH MEME MAGIC ON /hoc/

joe thornton exists

>mfw lehner

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>Aruba
What kind of made up African nation is that?

not a hockeii fan, give me the rundown on why Tampa is getting memed by the teens right now

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WELCOME TO OUR WORLD BLOTS

EXCEPT THAT THE 8TH SEED TEAM WE GOT SWEPT BY ACTUALLY WENT TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS

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>Pittsburgh Penguins
>Tampa Bay Lightning

we'll get em next year

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yes hello

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youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg
TED COLLECTIVE REPORT IN

F A S T E R
A A S T E R
S A S T E R
T A S T E R
E A S T E R
R A S T E R

>really good regular season
>swept out of playoffs by 8th seed round 1

>getting memed on by the niggercocks

JUST

Won 62 games in the regular season, got swept by the lowest seed team to make the playoffs.

Based publix poster

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Let me get that for you
>30pts

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kys and your shitty sandwiches

We out here

Isles - Caps is good tbdesu. Rest not so much.

blunder, feel the blunder
Lightning and the blunder, blunder
blunder, feel the blunder
Lightning and the blunder, blunder
blunder, feel the blunder
Lightning and the blunder, blunder
blunder, feel the blunder
Lightning and the blunder, blunder

Why is she drooling. That's disgusting.

someone during game 1 of teds series, when they were down, posted something about now the jackets were going to turn it around and comeback after a big Bobrovsky save
>there is a wizard among us

JAMAICA OOH I WANNA TAKE YA

>tfw the Hawks and blots and pons are all now on the same couch at home watching the SCPs but the hawks have THE NUMBER 3 PICK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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they had one of the greatest regular season in the history of the league, only to get swept by a team that barely made the playoffs
>blots

Record tying team best record ever swept by a shit meme team

Remember this?
The collage remembers.

Ted 4, standing by.

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shit opinion

Whoah whoah whoah. Whoah.

Whoah.

Caps btfo by canes 5-0 last night. Let’s not jump ahead of ourselves.

actually feel sorry for stamkos

What's the likelyhood this roster of the Lightning completely implodes on itself because everyone will be mad at everyone?

Shall be devoting my time to Tedposting now

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>get swept in the playoffs by a team that had DOUBLE the loses your team had

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OH WAIT
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
I FORGOT I HAD THIS ONE SAVED

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I feel bad for shitting on Bob after game 1 first period.

good life choice

>yfw you arent a yinzer or tampa faggot
>tfw first swept since 1983
>tfw lehner is better than vasy

pretty good playoffs so far

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This man is John Tortorella, the coach of the Columbus Blue Jackets.
Say something nice about him.

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well thats interesting

great, take it back to r*ddit

based collage user making the simps eat their words

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>july 2019
>gary calls media for a speciall anouncement
>''we have decided to start rekegating teams to the AHL, as of today, the blots are an AHL team and the best AHL will move up to the NHL''
cap this post

They looked ready to start fighting and pointing fingers on the bench.

LICK THE BENCH
GET THE INK

The way has been cleared, the stan lee is >ours

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He looks like my uncle which is why the Blue Jackets will always have a special place in my heart
Love Tortellini, that crazy motherfucker

OH NONO NO NO NO

>skip bayless yet to comment on tonights events

Nice relevant """sport""" you got here

The guy is the kind of guy I like, shits all over the media like they deserve to be treated for being pussy bitches.

I don't get it. what's the golf meme

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>cooper in his post game:
>"w-well when you don't play meaningful hockey for months you can't get dialed in for the 'yoffs"
fucking hell, even a sweep doesn't purge the arrogance from this team

Somebody post that black guy eating the fried chicken while dancing. That's what I'm feeling like now.

Yeah that's going in the picture.

I laughed when he talked about Panarin having the shits. He's a pretty funny guy.

/ourguy/

wtf that was my business idea during the offseason
I'm taking you to court

what part of Toronto are you lads from?

ScotiaBank Arena here

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Not so fast.

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that mafukers next post better be from a tattoo shop

I’M DREAMING
THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESULT OF THE YEAR
PLUS THE PONGS ARE GONE
LIVE THIS MOMENT, OHIO BROS

Who

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>blots

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I was waiting for you. Sorry fren its >our year

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Duke & Duchess > Publix

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How did you get this gif of me?

How do we win back your love?

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Lifelong Blowjob fan, which jersey should I buy?

im not white is this sport for me?

literally who?

Jest and Bloose

hockey players golf in the offseason

What do you think she smells like lads?

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no

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>love vasi

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we got a bit carried away in the last thread, where are the cocks at?

If I may recommend a design for the tattoo:

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He is an abrasive, no-nonsense coach who is unironically more authentic than 95% of the coaches in professional sports and actually goes to bat for his players. Also he trolls the media.

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>hot takes for screeching retards
neck yourself my man.

>CBJ increased blott losses by 20%

Relocate to Portland or Milwaukee

Smoked Gouda

Late but HOLY FUCK THE ABSOLUTE SHITTY OF TAMPON GAY

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I DEMAND THE COLLAGE NOW

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Anyone else unironically think the Teds could go on a deep run now?

Well what the fuck is he supposed to say? Imagine if it was you. What would you say?

like my middle school cafeteria

lyle odelein

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this ain't the post, chief

>Pens swept
>Blots swept

So the teams with the most bandwagon fags got swept. Absolutely based

>Teds actually swept the blots
I told myself I would buy a Teds jersey if they did it and I will be true to my word
Home or Third?

What is the point of playoffs when the regular season has 82 games? That's more than enough time to find out who is the best team

hockey is for everyone!

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>playing the laffs next round. .
oh for sure b

look at your window

tears of impotent rage
>blots

Admit the team is a complete failure and unacceptable, changes will be made, etc.

>Portland or Milwaukee
you cannot in all honesty believe those cities are better than tampa

Portland is libtard central and Milwaukee is so fat it cant even walk. Tampa isnt in the top 20 but at least we make the top 100

cuck

No such thing as bad publicity

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Rick Nash

more chances to make money

This should give them super saiyan powers

Find one of the original design ones on ebay.

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>leafs
>avs
>stars
>blues
No

lol how much do shark fans hate vegas

And now
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS

shorks shorking it up again

WE OUT HERE

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My favorite team won the Cup when they won the President's Trophy faggot, eat shit Tampon Gay.

based

>tampa in red
>teds in black

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>Blots
>Pongs
>Blots
>Shorks
>Blots

Hell yea I got in the collage

drinking heavily lads.

>shorks defence

Nervous after the blowout yesterday and the normal rivals getting BTFO desu

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What the fuck is wrong with these shorks?

Where is their defense? How the hell you let Theodore a defenseman cut through your defense like that?

OH NO NO NO NO

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We're swimmin' with the sharks until we drown

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Preds- Blue Faggots Stan Leec Up Final.
Screencap this, repeating integers confirm.

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they aren't sunbelt cities, so they are automatically more qualified than Tampa.

Thanks for taking good care of Cell key man. Glad to see he's making it.

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Found the cuck

You didn't say please

The sharks deserve this desu. We looked like shit the last month of the season and this team has absolutely not lived up to expectations

You still get the Presidents Trophy as a consolation prize

That’s squarely on the coaching staff

fructis with apple protein grow strong paraben-free fortifying shampoo with apple extract and ceramide

He has grown stronger, he is ice cream powered this year. Along with his chocolate sauce he shall carry the series and the playoffs en route to the stanley!

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>based fat old man getting all the attention

SHANNON!!!! IM GONNA NEED MY NUMBERS RIGHT NOW

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Imagine having to use a fireplace to survive the month of december

about to step outside for some DUDE, no one, i mean NO ONE it to post memes, gets, or >blots until i'm back! >pongs is ok, though

Did he actually say that?

Vegas wont allow this sadly

Oh no no no

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Imagine having defense so flimsy that the opposing team can skate through 3 players and just backhand a puck past the goalie.

OH FUGG

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Imagine a team that didn’t sweep round 1 winning the cup

Vegas is going to rape you to death.

>this is what sunbelters actually believe

shes fucking gross, so it is an accurate representation of >blots

I demand that the collage-user takes as much time as he needs to make it perfect.
It can take a few days, I don't care. We'll still be here.

>shorks has a player with my last name
>they're playing like dick

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Why do the sharks keep jones for? He hasn't been good for the past 4 years

You man Gary

*gets offer sheeted*

Oh im sorry i forgot about your oil burners and bear skin blankets

Someone please nuke vegas. I xant stand this Fucking shitty expansion team

>tampa and pittsburgh swept
youtube.com/watch?v=_TYlOXVdVcQ&disable_polymer=1

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delusional

Our urinating tree video should be pretty funny

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just got off the phone with my dad, we both talked about the game tonight, shed a few tears of happiness and even talked about our predictions for the 2nd round, then my dad said >standings and we both had a really good chuckle about it.

Imagine making the playoffs and then scoring less goals than Brooks Orpik

i thought UT mostly covered niggercrash

*gets 4 first round picks*

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At least his team got swept the same day

shouldn't you be posting in /nba/?

>shorks
>expectations

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seethe more beaner

>historic choke in north american sports
>somehow the already dethroned penguins are still on par with it for /hoc/
Come on now.

Tortalingi is a good coach.

Tampa bay is the ultimate cucksquad.

Once every 6 months he makes a hockey video because he's a yinzer through and through.

>Using the most insufferable character in New Vegas as your mascot
Bring that whore to the Van Graffs every playthrough

Divisions and Conferences. Team with the most points isn't necessarily the best team in the league. They could make it so the East never meets the West, and they shorten the season down to 62 games, then have an East vs West playoff with the top 4 teams from each conference. Would be a better system but not as much money to be made.

I can't tell if it's just one prolific Hab shitposter, if there's just a lot of leafs in here.

He does a bunch of hockey videos too

yinzers dont like hockey

What do you know leaf? Go back to drinking your bag milk.

Confirmed for absolute dogshit taste, keep seething m8.

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me (Ted) on the right

Are the Teds going to win a Stan Lee before the >shorks ever do?

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archive.triblive.com/sports/penguins/hockey-tv-ratings-in-pittsburgh-tops-in-u-s-by-significant-margin/

>laffs in the ploffs
>why are there so many leaf flags
There's probably one or 2 jets guys but I doubt it

Time for Columbus to sweep the laffs which should be quite easy too be honest

>we

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*busts*

t. Literal cuckold
Ed-E and Raul all the way

>Pacioretty
Baby come back

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What a fucking player, I can only imagine losing him from a team you follow, hope you guys fix the melnyk shit

Apologize

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>using what is a clearly superior and more efficient way of drinking milk as an insult

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When will we accept that the current state of the Western conference is a joke?
I can't believe the fucking avs are giving the ""top seed"" out west a fight.

bandwagoners
I saw them all leave the arena with five minutes left. Shittzburgh will be bottom third in attendance within 3 years.

>sweeping a depth-less pongs

no.

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COLUMBUS REPORT THE FUCK IN
WHERE WE FROM BOYS?
GROVE CITY HERE

Not just a fight. Avs are going to win that series.

SEETHING

Cincinnati

>thinking marner is getting $10M+

You're a fucking retard lol

Youre gonna need to hurry up brah. Wanna see my undaunted bolts arrogance in there. Really inspiring confidence from me there desu

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Didn't the east's top seed just get shit on? And in dominating fashion too.

literally this year. shorks will be relocated before they win a cup

>I can't believe the fucking avs are giving the ""top seed"" out west a fight.
meanwhile in the leastern conference
>blots

Can't wait til the islels meme all over the caps in round 2.

nah johnny will awaken to the tune of 7 goals in game 4

Marietta

>tender for a boring defensive team
He'll be exposed soon enough.

I'm not actually the collage guy, he was a Canadian user. I'm just posting shit.

You don't understand how much yinzers hate themselves. They will suffer for eternity.

>tatar redeemed
>suzuki singlehandedly saving his teams postseason poised for the reverse sweep
worked out for everyone tbqh

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caps just lost 0-5

we might see some islel - relocanes, lads

>94 point season
that's the only way another team will be able to sign him, because the leafs will definitely be willing to pay that much to keep him.

Its hard to tell. The west is balanced while the east is top heavy. Vegas can give the east a run for their money and they just got Mark Stone. Preds got Simmonds but he busted his knee.

did anybody else see that mindfuck commercial they just played on sportsnet where they combined 4 commercials into one

Get that invisible faggot away from the glorious F-91

Post >yfw relocanes-teds ECF

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would be kino to see. Finally a break from the trash that was pongs caps

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they also hate hockey and are bandwagoners.

Cleveland.

and then they merged it into the main broadcast by superimposing it on the tv that was in the commercial

>because the leafs will definitely be willing to pay that much to keep him
What does that make, 4 forwards being paid $10mil+? What a joke of a team. Some good players though...

>because the leafs will definitely be willing to pay that much to keep him.
They have a lot of cap maneuvering to do if they're planning on it...

this would be based as fuck

Honestly see a lot of similarities in the Caps' and the Bolts' play this round.

SAM BTFO

>winnichug justs

>watching commercials
No. Sounds kind of interdasting dough.

>blots

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>still in net
Wwwwwwwwtf

>92127796

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absolutely based matchup

would be kino 2bh

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>dolts
Who is getting fired for this?

True. It just pains me seeing Eller, Radu, PK and Patches literally all in the playoffs. Its like a bunch of high school friends you haven't seen for a long time and they all got successful careers while you're still struggling.

>first song played after the pongs post game show was was jumper from third eye blind
ahhh now that's good bants

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>dell replacing Jones

GAME OVER!!!

mitch is the last guy they need to sign, everyone else is expendable. he is definitely worth 10m and the leafs have the room to afford that

is this a fucking civil war matchup. absolutely kino

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we are going to witness ted greatness this season

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I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

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How will Tampa ever recover?

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Lol hold your horses there carolina. Its still 2-1. And were the defending champs. Don't get too cocky yet

Thanks for Eller at a cheap price fren

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>he is definitely worth 10m
I agree. But Nylander was definitely not worth 10m. Matthews and Tavares are definitely barely worth 10m. At least they'll get it right with Marner I guess.

i feel you man, but for once in like 10? 20? years the future actually seems pretty bright

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licking anime feet would definitely help

Anybody else fucking hate the blues? What a god Damn boring team to watch. I was so upset to see them streaking into the playoffs

Laine isn't scoring tonight is he

>playing the better goalie
that's just smart user

defend deez nuts hahaha

i dont know, as much as i dislike the islels, they look good

Does Panarin still leave if the teds win the cup??

>Nylander was definitely not worth 10m
willy's cap hit is 6.9m, he just got a big chunk of his contract in the first year, probably to make up for the games he missed. the 10m just got memed into perception by /hoc/

His passion is hockey over all else.

Good heavens look at the bracket

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aint shit nikka see you in october

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>bolts

why would he stay if he already has a cup?

>implying >we arent loaded in syracuse
>implying cooper isn't getting fired and shit contracts aren't getting dumped
>implying next year isn't most assuredly >our year

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They look good because Pittsburgh sucks

Dude you don't have the space, hate to break it to you. You've got $4M in cap space, cap is projected to rise about another $3M, which puts you at $7M. But Matthews goes from less than $1M to his $11M extension, putting you down at -$4M. Kapanen and Johnsson are also RFAs, and Gardiner and Hainsey are both UFAs. Obviously Marner will be the priority, but that's a lot of holes to try and fill. If anyone offers Marner like $6M or $6.66M, Leafs are in deep shit.

more reason to leave desu

This please. Let’s just get all the top seeds out in round one for the ultimate memeoffs

I want to believe

>Ultimate cucksquad
The Minnesota Wild are still in the NHL. The ultimate cucksquad in the ultimate cuckstate

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>blots

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this. they will be back to being a shit franchise with one anime faggot fan within two weeks.

Don't discredit the Islanders so easily. Penguins are a 100 point team who's main struggle tends to be defense but typically they're still an offensive force. What the Islanders did in that series deserves credit. It was a dismantling

This can be arranged.

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>blots

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you clearly have no idea what youre talking about

>knew of tampon's choking ways
>still had them going for a deep playoff run on my bracket

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>implying cooper isn't getting fired
Didn't they just give him a 2 year extension?

Holy shit that guy is fucked

Please elaborate on why you think I'm wrong

holy fuck

no it's gonna be islanders leafs
gary rigged it

Everyone did except delusional diehard jackets fans and somehow they got lucky. Tampa Bay is still the better team and i don't really get how they lost

The owner needs to eat it

>that image
99.9% of canes fans are northerners from NY or NJ

refute his claim lad.

Don't get high on butane, kids.

>lose the majority of your defense to injury
>lose
yeah m8 how's that happen

He made it through the first min without giving up a score so it’s an improvement

My bracket's at 10 points. How are you guys holding up?

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Yeah this confirms it. Yea Forums is overrun with zoomers.
I will no longer take anything I read here seriously

Absolutely based night of hockey so far.

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twelve of those hundred points were from fucking losses

No?

>force
the pongs went winless for an entire month this year

>lol wtf u no see obscure gif before SEKRET CLUB!!!11!!1
literally worse than reddit tourists

any jersey/sweater burning videos?

OMG I LOVE WHEN WE'RE WINNING! My girlfriend and her coworker are at the game! He plays hockey too! :D

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Expressing shock and concern is zoomy? Or is that an old gif?

the leafs have $4m in space including matthews contract, plus Horton's 5.3m IR, plus the cap increase, whatever it may be. they'll have to do some roster shuffling for sure but it's entirely doable

What a bad guess.

doesn't matter even robert e lee was against succession lad

>Or is that an old gif?
Very
It's not even remotely obscure. You're just young and new to all of this.

They won't, but I would FUCK Yuel if you know what I'm saying.

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Reminder the pengas were favored

>succession
>succ
I don't even know what the fuck point you're trying to make, but you lost me there.

Haha fuck you blues

0

The Lightning will LITERALLY never live this down

Even if the teds somehow win the cup after this they will never recover from this

what the fuck?

*matches offer sheet, the. Goes to your head scout, assistant head coach and your head stats guy and pays them double to join Toronto* don’t fuck with the money, kid

i was picking the pens to miss the playoffs ever since the new year, crosby turning on beast mode for 30 games straight is the only reason they even made it in

I think >we could have done much better with hedman and stralman making accurate passes for breakouts, but stylistically we werent doing anyrhing this year. Cbj always had their whole team back to defend and then would go on 2 on 2 or 3 on 2 rushes after we coughed it up. Whether thats cooper or personell dictating the scheme >we had to use idk. Shit needs to change though.

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Isles are lining up for dramatic matchups. First up is the team that insulted Trotz and let him walk because they wouldn’t pay him high end money. Then comes pajama boy’s new squad.

can honestly say there is no team i have spent less time thinking about than the blues and thus have no opinion on them good or bad

youtube.com/watch?v=DUz7YRhqick

Same thing people did with the Sharks in the past. I don't think anyone has them leaving the first round this year though.

>best team in hockey since jan 4th
>doesn't even notice
tourist exposed

even the teds had more wins than shittsburgh
its the fact the metro is an absolute disgrace that the pongs made it through as the 3rd seed

It was Mike Sullivan being outcoached. The fact that he kept an ahl player on the first line says it all. No adjustments, absolutely no motivation and absolutely no idea how to get pucks on the net.

>the leafs have $4m in space including matthews contract.
Yeah, his current year contract. His big cap hit doesn't kick in until next year.

What did he mean by this?

Why can't the Sharks beat the Knights? How do the Knights match up so well against them?

your arbitrary dates mean nothing to me

no way all the best coaches keep their 40 goal scorer off of the first power play

>the halfway point of a season is arbitrary
EXPOSED EXPOSED

no, that's including his 11.6m contract.

>metro
>disgrace
3 of the last cups belong to the metro, and the best team in the league just got downed by a metro team who is very much a cup contender now

line combinations were a shit but i doubt he was telling his defense to go out make bad pinches and give up odd man breaks.

Because vegas is actually good.

Now imagine of the Ted's get swept by the bruins next round

yw fren. DSP was great in the finals too

Ponos in Vagooo

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I want all the Canada teams to lose in the first round

>burns
lel

>SHORKS SHORKING

>yfw >shorks are >shorking it up just like the >shorks fans predicted

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> blue jackets go all in at deadline
> barely make playoffs
> sweep Tampa, the hands down favourite

Top Kekäläinen

hard to evaluate the isles lads. on paper their forwards are bad, i haven't heard of any of the D aside from boychuk and leddy, and i though lehner was just a meme. but when i watch em play, they are defensively perfect or close to it. are they for real lads?

WE DEM BOYS

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>shorks

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I mean idk, I'm just going by what CapFriendly says, and according to them you have money coming off the books next year because a lot of UFA's... So it says you have cap space, but you'll have to fill those spots.

FUCK VEGAS. I CANNOT STAND THIS SHIT REEEEE YOU DINT DESERVE SUCCESSS

>HATE shorks
>HATE vegass
flames or avs better DAB on dat ass

stone is literally the glue of this lineup right now

The power of Barry Trotz

i don't know why the sharks keep swinging big trades, their core can't get it done. they haven't seemed threatening in about a decade.

Why the fuck can't >we do anything against Vegas

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what is karlsson worth?

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literally just replace jones, why they figured a playoff run was possible with him is beyond me

On paper they are shit but apparently they aren't shit. We'll see how far they go. Eberle is hot right now(cant believe I just said that) and sometimes the timing is just right

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about tree fiddy

This. Get a good goalie for once

the sharks are so fucking bad lol

actually i might've been wrong on that, matthews' new contract isn't included in that figure, but nylander's cap hit comes down significantly next season.
anyway, yes they'll have to make some adjustments but no they're not "fucked"

>blots

Are we really going to have to sit through a caps-knights rematch..... That will end exactly the same way. Smh

this but unironically

you might be right there. i thought they were a meme going into the playoffs, but watching them, they were real good and got timely goals. that pulock dude is also a 1D by now i'm pretty sure. i think they'd beat carolina but would likely lose to washington

No

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Caps are gonna fuck up and lose to the canes. Knights might actually make it though

Imagine being the capitals and getting knocked out of the playoffs only because you didn’t want to pay your Stan Lee cup winning coach an extra mil a year

really seems like the shorks are always one piece short of being a huge threat. either no defensive depth, or offensive depth, or like right now, bad goalie. come to think of it they'd had average at best goalies since nabakov

sams poos going to overtime

Almost shootout time between blues and jets. It's my favorite part of the game.

From an isles fan, I’ll give you it straight

Barzal, Lee, and Nelson all are the key scoring players. Eberle and filppula have done well also. Beauvilliar is a nice kid along that 3rd line, and can be great with komarov. The 4th line is brute force, but also strong on checks. Cizikas, clutterbuck and Martin all do forecheck but also go up against top lines, which works well against crosby and co.

The defense is underrated, especially the peleech pulock pairing. They’ve done so well together. Leddy-boychuck is the obvious strong pairing, but that can score regardless.

Lehner and griess have been an effective tandem all year, and when you add in trotz’s system, you just get a trap team, just like the “dynasty” devils and trotz’s nashville teams.

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based

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I didn’t see your game 1 and can’t imagine how you actually won that game after watching the past 2.5 games

THE KNIGHTS WILL NOT MAKE IT TO THE SCF

>Boston
Not with that goaltender

>but no they're not "fucked"
Never said that. But it's not going to be easy for you. Especially if he gets a good offer sheet, which is entirely possible.

i'm ready for a full blown rebuild. the entire roster is fucking ass. it's not just jones. if you think that you're literally retarded.

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cope

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>STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS >STANDINGS, NIGGERS

Idk man. I wouldn't bet against them at this point.

>i'm ready for a full blown rebuild
this franchise wouldn't survive a rebuild without also being relocated

Gotta start somewhere

From what I've seen they have excellent speed on all 4 lines similar what Vegas put together in the expansion draft, also they have a coach who knows how to use his players effectively

This is a GOLDEN opportunity for the jets. Need to seize it right now

nelson looks entirely different than the last times i've seen him, a much more tenacious player. beauvillier has good insticts but dude has to get stronger. how about that other pairing, mayfield-toews? mayfield seems pretty smart and i was surprised when i found out toews is a rookie, guy looks like a vet out there

that's fine with me. i'm tired of caring about this fucking team

>erik "i'm not overrated shit and want to play on a >playoff team" karlsson
top fucking kek

You may only post below this line if your team has more combined 2019 playoff wins than the blots, pongs, and rags combined

>relocation
>relocation
>relocation
You niggers are like a fucking broken record seriously stfu or better yet kill yourselves for being so goddamn retarded.

thinking about the sharks in 29th place next year missing the playoffs

>vages only has 14 shots on goal
Wtf

just remembered the blots lost, lads

t. boiling relocanes cucklet

mitch wants to play in toronto and the leafs want to keep him, and they can afford to pay him what hes worth, i can't see him going anywhere. but even if he does the leafs will get his worth in draft picks

calm down. i know a place where you and the franchise can relax

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They haven’t been known for their speed but you’re right, they’ve been speedy and intense

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you can leave anytime you want.

this is my favorite >shorks image and im not a shorks fan

Nope
QC is never getting a team. Suck it

Lol

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well they react quickly in their own zone, but i've thought one of their strengths has actually been slowing down the game to sap offensive momentum. their defense is actually amazingly mobile, might be why they seem so fast, and the only slow skater now that i think about it is komarov, who is fast enough

drinking str8 whiskey instead of beer to keep my calorie count down and lads im getting smashed a lot quicker than usual i must say

this encapsulates everything about being a >shorks fan

i'm almost numb to the pain now

>an actual 0-4

hey at least you've won a game, thats more than the blots or pongs can say

Mayfield and toews is a very solid pair also. Toews replaced hickey back when he went on the IR, but ever since his debut against Chicago, he’s fit in well. it’s also him in that system, and being a product of the AHL that translates well. Might as well trade hickey away possibly if the isles don’t need him

Weren't you just talking about the Sharks?
Wouldn't he be talking about the Sharks too, then?

stay hydrated pal

high as fuck in honor of Lord Ted.

>and they can afford to pay him what hes worth
This is the only part of your statement that was in question, the rest of it is accurate though.
Wasn't really trying to argue, just saying leafs will have to clear cap for it and that will probably be difficult.

>tranpa gay swept
>shittsburgh swept
>London knights get reverse swept

Fuck what a based night

Isn’t that tavares OHL team as well?

only hurricanes shitters get triggered by relocation talk

I really want Boston to beat the Laffs, but they aren't a very good team. Pastrnak has been pretty disappointing from what I've seen; just doesn't seem very quick and gets upset easily. Outside the top line, the only other line that has looked good is the Coyle/Backes line, which is probably more to do with the Laffs not having anybody that can matchup against those big bodies. Their defense leans heavily on 3 guys (McCavoy, Krug, Chara) and the rest are easy to expose. Only way they make a run is if that top line starts playing unreal and Rask as well. Columbus will be difficult to top though.

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>pens dab on sharks in SCF
>then continue to floss on them by letting Fleury get drafted into the western conference where they lose to him 2 years in a row

did u photoshop ur eyes DUDE

about to do the same, and fire up some vidya

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>kucherov refusing to shake hands with panarin
what a salty cunt

time for ogretime in taint poois

Kinda,he spent most of his time in Oshawa, but got traded to London near the end of his last season

FUCKING BASED
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only quality weed my friend

is it really called the show me state because when you are there you say "show me the way out of this shithole"?

Yes. And also Penguins defensive powerhouse Olli Maatta.

show me where i can do coke out of a hookers shitter lmao

The score of the TBL/CBJ game was actually 3-7.
You can remember it with this one simple trick:
>7ampa 3ay

how about you guys trade leddy, probably has more value around the league. don't you guys have the other aho on defense? just use him

we'll see what happens i guess. im not too worried about it

>have olli in for game 1
>score 3 yet lose
>”lol nah let’s have Johnson in instead”
>get shat on and lose by a combined score of 10-3 over the next 3 games

Amazing.

I'm embarrassed to be from Edmonton and our entire city voted for NDP. I never thought I would say that I'd rather move to Calgary if I could get a job there.

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teds - blues scf, told you lads

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tell us more about bread

I feel sorry for Callahan. That nigger deserves better. Cheering for Dubinsky. If you don't know you don't know.

Yes he’s there, but leddy has a contract so trading him wouldn’t be ideal. Aho was rushed last season cos the entire team was crap on defense and needed anyone. Tavares was not the reason why they were bad, but it was really coaching and organizational matters. I’d love if tavares stayed, but even without him the team has done well with what people would write off as “scrubs”

FUCK VEGAS! GODDAMN DEGENERATES

Does Vassalkey win the vezina?

>Pastrnak has been pretty disappointing from what I've seen; just doesn't seem very quick and gets upset easily.
He hasn't been the same since he got drunk and injured himself falling down drunk. And when his shot is off, he just stops shooting and makes retarded passing decisions.
As for Bergeron, I don't know what his fucking problem is but he's been overmatched by Tavares and that's fucking embarrassing and frustrating to watch.
Rask wont play unreal, he never does.
As for Coyle/Backes, Backes is now a healthy scrather for the guy Marchand heemed last year and has been out for the last few weeks with a bad case of the shits.
In short, it doesn't look great for the Bruins.

forgot about the election lol

>sharkies desu

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Until he bitter fucking end

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>TAINT POOIS

do they serve kraft dinner at kraft hockeyville? i want to go see my >wongs play and that would be really based if they served it

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heh, get fucked racists.

Is Wienerpeg and Taint Poois the only competitive series?

>reddit
vs
>anime and reddit
yeah im thinking its the meme knights for me lads

Shitty Sam wins again.

>at least we didn't give up a goal in the first 60 seconds of this period

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huomenta

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How do you even stop Kyle Connor

fugg

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TAMPA?
Does Torts have some black magic on them or something?

>SHIT LOSE-IT

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No matter how this series ends, Nyquist has been fucking solid and I really hope we re-sign him

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Stars Preds have one OT so far too and no more than one goal lead each game

HAHA! TIME FOR DESPERATION >shorks HOCKEY!

C'MON LADS, GIVE THE >shorks ETERNAL STRENGTH!

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J E T S

E

T

S

THANK YOU JETS

huomenta, Ted Nation taking a bit of a breather here so we can gas up for a major cup run. You in?

Sometimes, 2 different kind bread, which are called differently and is selling for different price, is actually exactly the same fucking bread.

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Pavelski needs to get his face in there to score another goal.

Dont give the sharks strength
Give the golden knights whatever tampa had

Two periods in a row!

Washington and Carolina is closer than it appears

I'm in!

Praise the Kek!

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>home team cant win

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thank you for these arcane bread secrets
sorry >your team are such horrible chokers

new

it's like dell should have played more this series.

lads are the knights going to sweep?
i hate reddit

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>476
bruh

Is that a decapitated shark?

SHANT

Sweep in 5 desu

way too early.
ignore this faggot.

Got a pretty exciting post squared away for the next thread, I think you guys are going to enjoy it.

>92129064
kill self

>mfw everyone said >we should blow it up after getting btfo by >rags in the first round 2015
>mfw the metro is weaker than ever
fourpeat incoming next year

shorks and lifelongs are both reddit

>SH4RKS SH4RKING

I don't like how you fill up all 7 boxes with the same colour when someone wins.

The goaltenders aren't the problem, it's the fucking defence

It's ok, one day we'll get there

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shall be posting in this one if it's on time

can't tell who's worse, jones or dell

erik karlsshit by far

i think its only for sweep

Okay I'm turning this game off. Fuck

is he injured or done? dude looks like garbage out there

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BASED LATVIA

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i know dude. you're preaching to the choir. jones is still pure ass. vegas has his number and has totally taken advantage of his weaknesses.

I'm not going to keep it that way it's just a place holder because
>fucking swept

early shan't

get to work making the new ontime thread, cuck.

still a shant from me

eric karlsshit cannot win

read this
fearthefin.com/2019/4/16/18374147/san-jose-sharks-vegas-golden-knights-aaron-dell-martin-jones-2019-nhl-playoffs

its a shant from me as well

alright lad where is it

real new

on time and shallpilled

who is this and tell me she's over 18

make a new bread

Imagine trading for fucking Nyquist at the deadline instead of a mediocre goalie. Fuckin Howard would have this be a series right now.

Easily most underrated dcore in the league.