Sharks @ Golden Knights gamethread

We probably going to lose

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Based

I've achieved nirvana just by giving up on my desire and expectations of the sharks ever winning the cup

If you’re gonna go through the trouble of boring everyone with the national anthem, it seems you wouldn’t disrespect it by interjecting the team name. I’m not even one of those fake patriotism faggots.

This could get ugly bad blood errywhere

>J1nes

ONE MINUTE AND ELEVEN SECONDS

What the actual fuck is wrong with the Sharks?

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should they pull jones already?

Oh lawd not again

STOP PLAYING JONES

aaand thats game

THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE IT 2 GAMES AGO

AHAHAHA

>turn on game
>a minute in and sharks already down

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>shorks
Lmao

*HONNNNK HONNNNK HONNNNK*

LET'S. GO. BLUES.

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>California
California
>California
California
>California
California
>California
California

sharks are wojacks of Gary league

Has J1nes given up a goal 30 seconds or less into every period the last 2 games? Lmao

Shorks on suicide watch.

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1) goaltending
2) meme defense
3) coaching

welp so much for playoff jonesy

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whoops wrong thread

He's fucking terrible

Yeah mang that’s not a meme that’s real life

Jesus fucking Christ, my computer isn't even booted up yet
Publicly execute Jones

i fucking hate vegass but im starting to hate the sharks more for just letting them win

Why do they keep starting Jones?

>miss the first 2 mins
>turn game on
>vegass scored
lol
just
lol

>watch puck drop
>realize I have to pee
>go piss for 30 seconds
>in that time I already missed the initial shorkening
Just pathetic

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because dell is actually worse

Jones is bad but this Sharks d is trash

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How slow is your computer desu?

who /lifelong/ here?

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>turning off your computer
You wot m8?

Dell is a midget

This

tim peel is reffing this game

2 seasons
Finals 1st season
Cup Champions 2nd season

What a legacy

>wasting electricity

No way >we 're getting Karlsson to re-sign. Sharks are stuck with this albatross in Jones.

>ek makes a bad pinch and dillon is left alone on a 2 on 1
every 2-3 minutes it seems

i turn mine off every night

it boots up in like 12 seconds though

Been a fanatic since I was a kid

You don’t turn your computer off at the end of each day?

Ek just doesn't care and wants to get to the off season

>Sharks PP is 3 for 16 this series
Well that's not fucking helping anything

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He doesnt seem like he cares about winning that much
He'd rather live in a nice city

His value as a player dropped

LETS GO SHARKS

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The ORK does orky things lel

It's a family tradition. My Dad forced me to support them.

>kane
Lmao that nigger spends half his time on the ice in the box

they pay kane millions upon many millions to spend half the game in the box?

Fuck EK65 he’s gonna get a garbage contract after this. Injured, played like a shit and looks absolutely lost out there. Oh good job Kane, just slash for no reason.

>just hold on to your stick

based /hoc/mind

Is that 26pim now?

yeah that was a pretty dogshit take desu

Why am I a shorks fan?

Yeah if the situation had been reversed there would have been no call. Can’t wait for Seattle to open up and Vegas fans realize how much Gary has been holding their balls

based half box posters

Kane is a retard

I sleep during the day in short spurts of naps in between faps and tendies cooking... the ngth is when i do most of my damage lol
livin dat rat lyfe as a glorious neet master race boi
LETS GO SHAA-AARKS

Why is VGK telecast sponsored by no fewer than three ambulance chasers?

reminder

Seattle is taking players from every team EXCEPT VGK

Seattle entering the league means vegas gets another advantage that year

win it for jumbo

Do we (we as Golden Knights lifelong fan) have a realistic chance of winning the Owl?

*night is when

no, you disgusting pedophile freak.

You realize that life is painful and don't like lying to yourself

Can’t wait for Seattle’s first year to feature them and Vegas in the WCF and then for either to get railed by some metro team

Wouln't be a Knights game if I didn't have to see that Naqvi cunt.

A lot of league talking heads picked them to come out of the West

Wow
>most advantageous draft
>hand held by refs
>hand held by Gary
What a trash franchise their fans are scum too they didn’t boo Gary last year

Because suing the hotels is a big racket.

another ref game

>it's a both team gets 300 penalties episode
Seen this one before tbqh.

Sorry but these teams are trash.
My Avs would wreck these clowns desu senpai

What a dive

>My Avs would wreck these clowns

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>mfw shorks, Detroit Lions, and Sacramento Kings fan

I've been saying it the whole series but always get called a salty bitch

One of these things is not like the others

Why?

u salty bitch

big hot streak after the deadline, sharks and jets struggling badly

fug DDDD:

had to be done

No idea, just saying what I saw. Media I meant too, I always think of them as league employees

What the hell happened to the shorks goaltending anyways

>kane smashes the player's stick out of his hand
>refball!

fucking california bitches

>their fans are scum too they didn’t boo Gary last year
Yes they did you revisionist fuck only the Kings didn't boo Gary.

>ball
you have to go back

Pad baby apparently and bad d

Fuck you you piece of ignorant shit dont mention my kings ever again with your cock holster you bitch.

>golden showers player barely holding stick with 1 hand
>sh0rky taps it
o/

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I thought the refs eat their whistles in the playoffs cheezus

Here comes the shorty

post yfw Fleury advances further than the Penguins for the second year in a row

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who is this girl?

if erik karlsson gets benched the knights probably wont be able to score tbdesu

GO SHARKS

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>More penalties
Soon there will be more special teams played than 5 on 5
Fuck this series, just let them fucking go at it

No clue, she's from a random webm I saw on /fit/ a long time ago

>more stupid fucking penalties

Heyoooo

i want to see a melkman goal

Flower is playing on his head. Lads, it's over, i-isn't it?

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based Naqvi

>shorks didn't score once in the 1st
yeah this series is over

Just accept it and achieve enlightenment

Eat a dick Sharks.

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>sharks ""defense""

NIGHT OF TEDS

fuck man, muh shorks will never make it

for the love of god please throw jones into a volcano

brent BURNED

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS INSANE

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THOSE FUCKING MOVES
SHORKS BTFOOOOOOOOOOO

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END
MY
FUCKING
LIFE

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where can i get one of these pins

LAS VEGAS WHERE YOU AT

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SHORKS

>jone2

LIFELONGS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT

>sharts

That goal was sick.

>Jone2

PULL THAT CUNT

>Simek was the linchpin that held the entire team together
Who the fuck saw that coming

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how is jones not able to make a simple move like sliding his pad to the post? just asking

*Doughty laughing smugly in the distance*

VEG/A/S LIGHTS

I dont know but my penis is cautiously optimistic that she is older that 19.

We out here. Not a fan of the raiders but GO KNIGHTS GO!

>the eternal shork

that shit was embarassing

sharks fans on here are asians

>Golden Showers rape Sharks
>Now steal the Raiders from NorCal
Enemies for life

How much did the penalty drawing chimp cost again?

>naqvi is the word
>call 7-0-2
>INJURED

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We don't want the Raiders.

>one man just out skated and juked the entire Shorks team for a goal

The city of San Jose absolutely blown the fuck out.

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Wondering the same fucking thing. Is he injured? High? Caught a glimpse of some massive Vegas milkers and lost his focus?

y-yeah man totally

isn't san jose like 90% asian?

Is Jones the worst starter in the nhl?
Sharks have a badass goalie on their ahl roster though. So maybe next year, fellas. Hopefully for you guys Jones breaks his neck and retires.

I'm a kings fan so idgaf personally. Your coach is hella retarded for sticking with the Jones bum though.

i'm a dirty beaner manlet but i do have a chinese gf

Lads, why are the >shorks so shit in the pl0ffs?

anyone wanna meet up at chicas bonitas after the game?

chin up lads, >we can still do it

(-:

Same Story every year. I FUCKING LOVE IT

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>19
who the fuck cares, girls are well into puberty at 15. age of consent was raised by feminists hitting the wall that can't compete anymore

thinking bout my hard cock

lmao you guys got McClellan now. excited?

>Is Jones the worst starter in the nhl?
yeah, by far. >shorks fans have been bitching about him constantly for months here, i don't know why they ever thought they could make a meaningful playoff run with him

based and Yea Forumspilled

All those "defensemen" had to do was hit him and it'd still be a one goal game, but nah, too lazy.

At least we can take solace in the fact that the Sharks have more playoff wins than the Blots and Pongs combined this year

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fuck no they're into pre-pubescent girls, that's sick

Dude is a strategic mastermind. So stoked.

Yeah Vegas /lifelong/ can you take them back? I want a Baseball team not the worst managed football team.

It's a game of musical chairs

I miss Neal. :(

Yeah he's the worst by like every metric that they have

where do you think you are?

Sharks are gonna either have to sign Karlsson a shitload of money or lose him. Sharks are boned unless something changes.

I wish we had a baseball team yo. Hell even a basketball team. Send us the fucking clippers if needed.

not on Yea Forums spamming my child actor folders like a mongoloid that's for sure

he sucks this year, I’d much rather have perron

This actually helps

>I'm a kings fan so idgaf personally.
You aren't welcome here, Pedro

I did but man patches and stone are good enough replacements instead of paying him.

how extensive is that folder exactly?

You're not a fan of our new team and the Jar Jar mascot?

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>having a folder for 3d
ishygddt

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what the FUCK is this shit?

true desu

Remember when the Kongs inadvertently traded Jones to the shorks? Good times

>boreball and boreball2
go watch the wnba team

FUCK YOU CUNNYPOSTING LEAF

KEK
they kept the 51s mascot, even with the team name change?
they should've kept it the 51s with their absolutely BASED alien logo

>Jones falling to shit during one of the best looking seasons in Shorks history
It was all planned
The Kongs knew, they planned all of this

Vegas was a mistake

The long game

no u
also, why am i the only leaf in here?

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Didn't the shorks give up the most goals in the regular season by any playoff team?

Your mom said the same thing about you

That's the old Mascot, now they have Spruce The Goose.

Nuclear war now.

my mom says Im a gud boi I didn't do nuttin

Someone better have gotten a screencap of that fat ginger retard wearing the sparkly faggot blazer

Mfw it dawns on me that niemi was more reliable than Jones

What is there to do in Vegas besides meth and used up cum whores?

Literally nothing. It's like L.A. but in a desert

LOL Dell

There's some good food.

Please

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>jone2 pilled again

Lmao

DELL IS IN
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF JONE2

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LA is in a desert

>Dell

gg no re

HELP

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Imagine if >we had absolutely dead average goaltending

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Jesus Christ

Where would you rank Nabby? Kiprusoff? Stalock? Niemi?

Dell already flopping like a dead fish

long night incoming

i think san jose is just screwed at this point

WHY DID THEY COME INTO THE PLAYOFFS IN THIS SITUATION

EVERYONE KNEW JONES WAS TRASH

At the bottom

Not sure if I'd put stalock or niemi last

Can someone give me a quick rundown of hockey? I hear the thunders are sweep

Go knights go!

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>92128001
fuck off we're full

>Cassfag here too
I thought I told you to fuck off

OMG! WE'RE WINNING! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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>players hit puck up ice
>everyone chases
>back and forth until one team lets it in their net
>drop at center and repeat for 60 minutes

Drink, shoot guns, smoke weed, get a whore for the night

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Remember that time Schmidt got suspended for using performance enhancing drugs after he played with Vegas and no one cared?
Just thought I would mention that, no reason.

S E E T H I N G

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>avs fan trying to deflect heat
BING BING

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sounds like a good night tbdesu

Just stay off the strip and its a good cheap time

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how come they let that child fihgt a adult and die

>Shorks
what a bunch of fags

>Kniggs
what a bunch of fags

What happened to the Shorks? How did they get so bad?

zoy boys in vegas

The San Jose "Literally never have anyone in the slot on either end and never use your defensemen for moving the puck" Sharks

if 2 guys accept to fight they are allowed, then they have to sit out for 5 minutes.

>cheap time
>renting guns at tourist traps

kek

The league's Golden Boys win another series. Expansion team sending the shorks home two years in a row

fucking based /lifelong/

VGK is the World's Hockey Team

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erik karlsson is so terrible

karlsson is a floater

>that PM difference

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>only 2 minutes
wew shit call
and i want the sharks to win

>Dillon gooning it up again
Please stop

>dillon gooning it up
gr8

Reminder

Going into the playoffs with one of the worst defenses in the league is not a winning team

SHORKS never had a chance.

>shorks

Welp

>that rebound
jesus christ there's no hope with these two. please bring korenar up asap

Can someone explain icing to me? It's only my second year watching hockey.

Time to bust out the heavy stuff

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patchy on hatty watch

Yikes

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SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

>put in Dell they said

Burns is shit

3-0! Keep shit talking!

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>shorkies

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>it was 3-0

>del1

>Whistle with the puck free
Smothering officiating fucking killed this series

shoot your own guns
you do have guns right?

Are the Knights legit or are the sharks just really bad?

based Bettman

can't wait for VGK and Seattle to dominate the west

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At least he didn't give up a goal on the first shot his faced

i mean it's not like you didn't see this coming

more like shorkhanded goals lol

wew Reaves

KANE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

Combination of both

s h o r k s e x p o s e d

ask gary

Patches, Statsny, Stone is just a killer line.

Reaves vs Kane 2 when?

tourists are not going to have aR15s for their vegas trip

I know, that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt

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who ready for chimp out 2

The San Jose California professional hockey team isn't that good at hockey is it?

This game is a must win
Vegass will not give up a chance to put this away as soon as possible, 3 in a row with this fucking defense and netminding is actually impossible
What a fucking joke of a team, good job throwing away an entire season again

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I'm just here to shill Godzilla 2 to my fellow /lifelong/ boys and gals

>3 goals on 12 shots
wew

Me

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entitled non-white californians getting what they deserve

Vegas gk are, dare I say, (their) team...

When does it come out, user?

I just want to see >our team hoist the Lee. Is that too much to ask for?

I don't even want a Cup run this year, it's obvious >we will lose in any sort of final with Tweedledee and Tweedledum in net, all I want to see is Vegass get knocked out.
This isn't just frustration, it's actual hatred

vegas local.

Me and my friend raced that guy on the highway. He was in a new M3.

Entitled non white Californians built Vegas shit for brains

They're actually a really good team. It's just that Vegas dominates when directly facing their division and Jones isn't very good.

>Hello Naqvi, my name is Erik

>they'll be able to compete for the cup the next 5 years.

Well, no shit. That's why the NHL charged them $500. They are no different than the Yankees. Buying their chance to win.

Prove it
What street

Coming out May 31 it is definitely bipartisan Fleury and Ovi approved

>27 shots in 2 periods
>no goals

Not with the goaltending, similar story for this team for awhile. I knew once Fleury moved out west it'd be hard to get past any team he was on.

good job asshole why don't you try growing a gayer mustache

I thought hockey was supposed to be difficult yet being a life long VGK fan it seems easy to advance.

Thanks bro, was always planning on watching it now i know when

Is that bad?

These faggots may actually be the >shorks' kryptonite.

can we call Vegas Golden Knights the Dynasty yet?

Let's be honest, this Golden Knights team is the new face of hockey, the new face of the NHL, and the team of the century.

We live around southern highlands/mountains edge. We hopped on the I-15 from Cactus heading north. We were in a modded 135i

why not?

Let's see them actually win a cup first. They won't make it past St Louis.

>st poois
lel

Vegas Golden Knights are the new NHL dynasty

Let's all celebrate our lifelong dedication

The cup is ours.

The league is ours

The other teams are just NPCs for the Vegas Golden Knight Story.

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This guy and his fucking gloves

Honestly I'm just happy to see them eliminate California again.

How many years until VGK fans are actually respected? I cringe every time some around says they are a Vegas fan.

Sharks fans at least get respect for sticking with their team every year despite constant choking.

My kings though... I'm getting lonely here. :(

FUCK I HATE VEGAS SO MUCH?

IT'S OFFICIAL

YOU ARE WITNESSING THE SECOND YEAR

OF

THE

GOLDEN

DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!

THE GOLDEN DYNASTY!!!!

VEGAS's NHL
VEGAS's STANLEY CUP

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>t. Mustachelet

Anything involving eliminating Commiefornia is a win for anyone.

VGK fans will be crapped on until Seattle comes in.

GOLDEN
>DYNASTY
GOLDEN
>DYNASTY
GOLDEN
>DYNASTY
GOLDEN
>DYNASTY
GOLDEN
>DYNASTY
GOLDEN
>DYNASTY

IN THE SECOND YEAR OF THE GOLDEN DYNASTY OF HOCKEY

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Every KNIGHT i go home and jack off to the thoughts of the GOLDEN KNIGHTS DYNASTY.

I literally get huge veins made of pure gold in my cock thinking of the GOLDEN KNIGHTS DYNASTY.

Then every KNIGHT i cum GOLDEN KNIGHTS DYNASTY cum out of my GOLDEN KNIGHTS DYNASTY dick.

Bruh how can being a fan of your towns team be cringe

The league belongs to VGK

GOLDEN DYNASTY

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lad, shorks fans aren't respected

I hope Fleury gets AIDs

Literally never

Also Kongs just signed Todd McLolen lmao

WILL THE DYNASTY EVER END

WILL YOU EVER GET TIRED OF A /LIFELONG/ DYNASTY OF DOMINANCE?

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>Vegas will never get a hockey team
>nobody will support the team
>They are off to a hot start so what
>they are 1st in the division, beginners luck
>they'll lose first round
>they'll lose second round
>jets will wipe them out

>seattle will dominate them...

The cup is near

THE GOLDEN THRONE

THE GOLDEN DYNASTY

NHL BELONGS TO VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS

CALIFORNIA TEAMS, HAVE FUN WATCHING VEGAS IN THE PLAYOFFS.

THE TAKE OVER IS COMPLETE

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mmm the golden cum feels my veiny GOLDEN KNIGHTS cock I feel it trickle to the tip of my golden dick in anticipation of the third period.

Get ready for this hot golden load shorks

nope. that was all white Mormons.

GO KNIGHTS GO!

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Wait till you see the LIGHTNING

>cringe theatrics
>cringe fans
>cringe city
>cringe posting

>rags

god the sharks are fucking terrible. how did they even make the playoffs?

Born in Vegas and I'm just happy to have a hockey team in my city. Kinda watched it for awhile but didnt really had a team but I'd route for my dads pens. Icing on the cake that they are doing extremely well for a new franchise but even if they had a 30 points season I'd still love them. They were Vegas born, and are special being the first pro team we ever had. Unless they pull some Senators Office shit I'll love this franchise till the end.

>assdevistated shack residing californian
MEXICO OUT

MMM OHHH OHHH THE GOLDEN STREAM OF CUM FLOWS THROUGH YOU

>eliminating every california team left from playoffs two years in a row

How come the Golden Dynasty is so unstoppable?

HISTORIC DOMINANCE

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Martin Jones needs to be taken out back. Too bad Sharks have him for 5 more fucking years.

Holy shit Vegas has the ugliest fucking roster. Does that eakin loser ever get pussy? Kid looks like an inbred hillbilly. No chin and I bet he cant even bench the bar.

Watching the Vegas Golden Knights almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter

And I'll hate you until we are both in the ground

This kind of thing seems to be the general vibe around the team. It's cool that it worked out so well

that's actually based desu

They probably buy out his contract is really bad

>The theatrics this year when Vegas is playing in the playoff finals

>The Theatrics when Vegas win the cup in their 2nd year

>The eternal bragging rights from being the Golden Dynasty of hockey and new face of NHL

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like everywhere else in the country, shitskins just moving to wherever whitey goes.

>>seattle will dominate them...
Never said that, Seattle will just be the new annoying fanbase. Remember when Vegas fans freaked out over a Goaltender Interference call that ended up losing them the game to the Sharks, yeah that'll be Seattle.

Vegas is gonna be a powerful team thanks to Nevada's low taxes and a solid fanbase.

Sharks get fucked!

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helps that they take everyone's 2nd liners

he's literally the only ugly player we have. everyone else is an absolute chad.

And the brave soldiers injecting gold into their cocks for golden cum and gold veins

>disney on ice horseshit
>hockey is for everyone

Give the fanbase , a team that actually sucks

Hey! The Ducks are going to be great next year

everyone can watch Vegas Golden Knights dominate the NHL and especially dominate all the shitty california teams for the next 100 years

VGK is the face of hockey and world's team

>4 consecutive periods scoring within 1:30
>shorks

Pirri is a chad

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I had $50 on them to win the stan lee before playoffs started, I'd win $600

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Ah just like last years playoffs the absolute SEETHING state of the knights haters. Watching your cortisol levels rise as I sit here with a bag of pop corn. Watching so many refugees from california fleeing to this city. I am almost convinced they are just looking for a better hockey team.

Why are knights fans so fucking schizo

>shorks chimping out and doing blatant fouls

must be mad about salt deductions

Please Fucking Help!

How are the Sharks Fucking losing this series!? They have a VASTLY superior team on paper than the Golden Knights! It's not even Fucking close talent wise!

>fouls
Get the fuck out hockey is for white people

Let the boys play?
Nah, this is a hell of a lot more entertaining.

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>Stone Age

lol

Because I am the only Knights fan, all of these are me for example

false, I'm here

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You will get heemed by any east coast team

1. That’s not true
2. Sub .80 goaltending

I hope 2hufag stabs you

How does that get called but reaves skating blatantly away from the puck to run kane into the boards doesn't. Neither should be called but insane that Pavelski gets that one

DONT YOU DARE TAKE CREDIT FOR MY GOLDEN COCK I'VE BEEN CUMMING INTO SOCKS WITH MY GOLDEN CUM AND SHOVING THEM IN MY ASS ALL SEASON

a fucking leaf

I did meet a french canadian knights fan at a game though. Like he flew out from canada as a knights fan? it was vgk vs jets where we 5-0'd em

>top least coast team just got swept by their wild card

yikes, what an ass conference

Refpuck
Yeah I'm mad, fucking fight me

implying I give a heck what some weeb things

And what I said still stands

>shorks can't handle the golden cum

This game has been PEELED

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SHORKUS MAXIMUS

Fleury

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DEFENSE WAS THAT?!!!

Glorious.

>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC LELMAOOOOO

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TOP TIER DEFENSE THERE SHORKS

brent BURNED and erik karlsson again

THEY LITERALLY JUST GAVE UP
THEY LITERALLY JUST GAVE UP
THEY LITERALLY JUST GAVE UP

How much is the NHL going to charge Seattle to guarantee them a meme "fan" base like Vegas has?

you guys are ass even when you were fed 8 PPs

burns and karlsson have absolutely no clue how to defend

i've never seen a saltier post

>knights fans pretending to be me

I suppose. There were even people wearing pengs jerseys.

>Buddy, you SUCK at hockey!

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>Karlsson is the best they said

>you

Lol, this faggot thinks he is part of the Vegas Golden Knights franchise. You only watch, faggot. Stop living vicariously through other men's achievements.

>Disallowed goal to GI
Refpuck

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Hey VPN me how yah doing

How many lifelongs will switch over to lifelongs2.0 when Seattle gets the Sockeyes

>92129151
EK65 doesn't blend with the sharks at all

he's too good

Honestly they should force a literal decimation on the sharks.

SEETHING

This I believe, seeing as how you've been watching hockey for less than 10 months now.

seething

join the >blots in the AHL

LETS GO KNIGHTS

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S E E T H I N G

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what even is that?

>can only post meme "muhhhhh seething" instead of actual arguments.

I rest my case.

i thought they were the they/thems..?

>goes -30 on the season

Yes brother

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>who did he play for more than half of the season?
>durrrrr i'm a dumbass who grasps at straws cuzzz muhhh meeeeeemememememe golden showers team.

AND HERE COMES THE CHIMPING

kane didnt want to fight the uber chimp tonight

CHIMPIN

stay choking. sharks will continue to be shit

>Playing Baby Shark for Kane
Hahaha

Not sure who is gayer:

1. Golden Knights "fans" who think they are part of the team.

2. UFC "fans" who cum while watching two apes wrestle.

>playing baby shark

Lel

>THE ISLAND OF EVANDER KANE

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C H I M P
>BABY SHARK KANES THEME SONG

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>Kanepanzee

Just fucking cross-check them in their fucking Adam's apple already for fucks sake, cut it out with this pussy shit

Fucking Kane... worth every penny they pay that man

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>kane in the box again

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Imagine actually being a shorks fan

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>porchmonkey tossed
based

You imo

BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

its entirely possible Evander Kane is a _________

Who gives a shit about the sharks?. It's funny you can't defend any shit talk about the knights, you can only suck their cocks like a good twink that you are and type out "durrrrr da other team is dum, hurhurhurhurhur!"

I cant imagine associating my self with California in any way

Haha so BASED! upvoted!

Defend what? They've outplayed the sharks in every way possible. Go suck a bag of dicks and stop grasping

Lads. Why do the >shorks always crush my hopes and dreams every year?

>no reaves vs kane fight near end of 3rd
Why do refs hate fun?

Thornton should suit in goal next game. Can’t be any worse

Are the shorks even going to re-sign karlsson after this trainwreck?

What?

Talk shit, post team

>Seething at fun
How sad.

no. he'll want to get on an actual contending team

>this absolutely seething shorks fan

I mean for sharks they're doing pretty good I didn't think they'd be able to stay out of water for this long
Maybe it's because they're still sinking

Kane did that on purpose he is scared m8

The fuck is even going on?

Just end this game already. No one wants to be there anymore

Who the fuck needs 5 on 5, the playoffs are much better like this

jamie pull that video up where a bunch of apes chimp out in an ice rink

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KEK

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>2 man adv
I’ve never seen that in a broadcast graphic instead of 5 on 3

Good luck doing that after being hurt and playing like shit on the sharks

Sharks have been FLUSHED

calm down faggot

The owners should just sabotage the plane and wipe the team and start over again

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why waste a perfectly good plane

when's >our time, lads?

kek

Jesus

Maybe >we would get a pity cup out of it

i can see why kane tries to get ejected every game

Nothing like a Vegas/Sharks chimp fest.

>five

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hahahahahahahaha

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They're going for the 7-0 sequel.

Lmaooooo, kys sharks fans

Shorks are just embarrasing

sharks have to win game 5

Im thinking game 5 is a must win for the shorks

I don’t even want a pity cup just a team that doesn’t collapse in the playoffs. I don’t mind losing but not like this. And not like this FOR FUCKING YEARS. Roenick was fucking right about the sharks. Hell they should hire him to abuse the team until they shape up

>sadvelski

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;LETS GO KNIGHTS

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Poor pavs :(

The Shorks will NEVER EVER win anything.

Based Sharkies giving the city free doughnuts.

Game 5 is a must win imo

>9 PPs
Vegass will keep bitching about "muh 8 PPs" too
This series is a joke

Look at these DOOODS

No they need to get to the Golf Greens as soon as possible.

Lose and rebuild man the core is done

The difference is Vegas actually converted those PPs

Kane needs to not be a nigger what a shit fuckin game doesnt help that this apes throwin monkey jabs

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hey guys

is this the thread where we shit on the >blots

They only won because Joe Thornton was out

Okay so why did they win on Sunday?

Which bucket of shit goalie will they play next game?

Shorks core. What needs to change? Speedier manlets like Gaudreau? More "defense"?

Can't wait to see Kane start swinging in the handshake line after the next game

>sjs gets PP
>vgk gets short handed goals
pottery

>thinking sharks lost because they didn't have some old geriatric

A literal bucket of human feces would outplay jones at this point

Everything. Trade everyone they can and resign no one. Tank and rebuild. I don’t even mind losing in th playoffs but I can’t take being raped like this

>get rid of meme defenders that cant defend
>build an actual top 6 with nhl calibur talent
>find a goalie that isnt retarded
>relocate the franchise to albuquerque

kane stepped up and headshotted someone in his place

>i felt like a girl
>I had to change my tie
YIKES

someone tell this commentator that hockey is for EVERYONE and this sort of sexism is NOT permitted

Two years in a row even.

absolutely not on that last point, lad

california doesnt need 2 and 1/2 teams

you mean the 8 power plays we outscored you 2-1 on?
HAHAHAHAHA COPE

that's why >we have the shorks and the kongs.. i forget the other one

even the ducks have a cup you cuck fggt

how long ago