Thunder @ Blazers Game 2 Thread

CJ is a wizard

dame is a wizard

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pick up the pace

>this biased old white dude commentating

So fucking annoying.

I love the thunder so much.

LETS GO
THUNDIE SHOW

Dude i know right i hate white people

wtf portland

DAME

Blood

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so does Hulu have NBA games? and how restricted are they if so

yes they do

Give me a good thunder joke to tell the girl at the bar spuh

Hahaha fucking white dudes amirite guys

Whatever channels you can get locally, you get with Hulu. So you're probably still dealing with blackouts, but still have access to national TV networks and game.

That Westbrook chimpout, kek.

>thought it was a chimp out but it was just Russ flopping

What a shitty game

>westflop

Wetbrick just needs to suck a dick and get it over with. His repressed homosexuality is bubbling over and he's obviously attracted to Dame.

Nobody chimps out like Westbrook, he went absolutely apeshit on some dude near the end of the regular season for literally nothing, I think the guy just touched him, it was ridiculous

i've noticed during Westbrooks entire career, he often slips up dribbling on offense, and this absolutely infuriates him. Not sure if it's an ego thing or what, but he fuckin hates hitting the deck. It's one of those obvious things like when Jordan or Kobe messes up on one side of the ball, they get revenge on whomever made them look bad almost immediately.

>i'm no meteorologist, but i foresee thunder in the forecast til the finals
or something gay like that

lmao westbrook with the cold check

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If you can't beat em, flop em

What an absolute shitshow of a "game", fuck this semen slurping sport

How the fuck does Westbrook even score

Every time I watch him, he misses everything

why did paul george sign with fuckin okc

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Clutch 3 desu

ruh roh thundies

tonight is the night you learn about volume shooting

t. Kobe Bryant

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Blazers: Heart

OKC: Fart

What do we think of Enes. Is he /our-roach/?

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always liked him. got big ol balls though hes trash on D.

I like him so far

How can anyone seriously argue Westbrook is better than Lillard after watching this? He's getting exposed

This is a nightmare matchup, not for either team, but for the NBA.
Poortland? Pooklohoma Shitty? How much more small market can you get?

lmfao maybe desu

>based

Blazers: lazers

Thunder: asunder

>trash on D
not gonna say he's good on d but he's improved a lot with portland. a lot is the scheme but he's bought in

Used to hate him and loved the Penis Cancer nickname I saw on here, now I couldnt be happier hes on the Blazies

So Chuck is drunk on air right?

He's being asked to step up and be the man. Imagine how motivated that'd make you feel after being told you're washed up by the fucking Knicks

pretty much this. he just seems to love the game and his teammates so much that it's infectious

You'd be hard pressed to find a night where he's sober on air.

Chuck always seems like he's under the influence of something maybe it's just old age desu

exactly. the circumstances have given him the chance to tell all his haters to fuck off. his entire career he's heard about it, now he can change the narrative

Whats worse, Kanter being in foul trouble or OKC's front court?

LMAOOO Dame is cucking Westcuck

Dame is shitting all over Westy

*back court

These refs are totally fucking the blazers

payton unimpressed

Pg got no fucking handles??m

his shoulders screwed up

right in cuckbrook's face

Damian "Vasili Zaytzev" Lillard

Someone post the real nigga Blazers pasta

oh dang that was a nice 3.
do you agree?

EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!!
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How will wesrbrick ever recover holy shit hes getting BTFO'D HARD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

Dame Lillard is SCHOOLING Westbrick right now, OKC getting fucking exposed

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Why does Westbrook shoot so many 3s when he's a 29% 3pt shooter this season? He's 1/7 in this series so far. Major yikes.

refs can't stop dame

Dame is 100% in Westbrook's head

are you an ally of the blazers, user?

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I do

If thunder lose tonight I’m going to kms unironically I put every dime I have (50k) on them winning this

His ego literally won' t let him accept that he's a shitty shooter

WESTSHOOK A SHIT

How does such a gay city have such a based team?

Thunder fans: How mad are you right now?

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It was alright.

I’m literally shaking right now I ironically I’m triggered af

>Thunder
>Fans

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Unironically*

>3-15

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westbrick

lol these refs

deport portland

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How is it that every year come april, Thunder fans forget that their team is garbage?

>LITERALLY gifting OKC points now

O i am laffin

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Still feels like Blazees gonna lose

Blazers would be absolutely dominating if the basketball gods didn't take Nurkic

Cmon Lithuania, you're supposed to be our Baltic ally

>Next question

What a fraud

You're looking at Portland Timber fans and these fags don't like basketball, they're all about soccer and fake hooliganism. I see them out in the wild sometimes and its an absolute cringe fest.

hulu has live sports

Hi bros, former Thunder fan here. Tired of sucking Westbrick’s dick and defending him to all my friends. I’m sick of this shit team. Who should I support now?

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definitely shitty but it might be the thing that binds them

>another first round exit for westbrick
MANY SUCH CASES, SAD!

oh you know

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Blazers are always plucky underdogs if thats your thing.

that was the best thing I've ever seen Aminu do

>Supersonics vs Blazers
Just realized this is a battle for the PNW

I hope you're right. I've wanted to visit the area to sample the fine herb but am afraid I might contract measles or autism

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Unironically the Zers

Westbrook you shithead. Come playoffs time start chucking fuck you man

MAMA CURRY
HNGHHHHHHHHHHh

STEPH WHO?

...

Mommy curry got that 3 point pussy

JUST

>4/17

yikes how do people shit on Durant for leaving?

Remember when people said Lillard couldn't play D?

only betas hate based durant

bring back the sonics and grizz. PNW rivalries would be comfy desu.

Why does Westbrook always do this. Fucking play like you were palying in the regular season you ninja turtle faggot

Westbrook is falling apart

dogshit?

DAME TIME CAME EARLY

THESE NIGGAS SO REAL

Damian is a fucking madman

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based

He is

Lillard is unstoppable

Dame is that nigga

I think Westflop might actually attempt to murder based Lillard

He's shitting all over him

oh my

I hate everything Washington but I hate that the Sonics were taken away even more.

Feels like the Blazers/Sonics games of my childhood are slipping out of my memory

OKC GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK WESTBRICK 4-17 BAHAHAHAHAHA

SUCK MY DICK FAGGOTS

Fucking hell Westbrook cant carry this team.. ugh at least OKC will get 1 Win at home.

Unfortunately PNW is all about Soccer now

bros can I really pick up girls with a galaxy phone...

dame is based

When the blazers play the warriors dame will disappear like he always does

Now I feel like an ass for picking okc to go through. Lillard is based

BASED DAMIAN LIZARD

Give me one good reason why Thunder don't deserve to get swept

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It's the opposite, my flip phone is a great conversation starter

THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!

YOU GOT DAMIAN "HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS WET ASS JUMPER I'M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIX TAPE OF 2019" LILLARD

CJ "AFTER I BUTTFUCKED DUKE I BUTFUCKED AUSTIN RIVERS GIRL" MCCOLLUM

JUSUF "I'LL PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY MOTHER FUCKING MANTLE" NURKIC

AL-FAROUQ "I LOOK SO SLEEPY CAUSE I REFUSE TO BE WOKE" AMINU

MO "SHUT YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MY D AND DROP TREYS IN YOUR RETARDED FACE" HARKLESS

ENES "POLITICAL EXILE STATUS DON'T MEAN SHIT WHEN I'M ASS RAMING YOUR FRONT COURT" KANTER

RODNEY "I PLAYED LIKE SHIT IN CLEVELAND CAUSE FUCK HELPING THAT BITCH LEBRON" HOOD

JAKE "OUT WORKING YOU ON THE COURT AND FINISHING STRONG IN YOUR MOM" LAYMAN

EVAN "I GET PAID TO RUN THE BEST BENCH IN THE LEAGUE" TURNER

ZACH "TELL YOUR SISTER TO STOP CALLING ME I'M BUSY SHITTIN ON THESE BITCHES" COLLINS

MEYERS "7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER" LEONARD

HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA!

JUST ANOTHER FUCKIN DAY IN RIP CITY!

no, i have a broken iphone i pull out if any white girls are around.

If you're a Chad, you can pick up girls with a home phone. If you're an average or ugly male, you'll struggle to pick up girls with an iPhone 25. Good luck.

westbrook is getting freakin' destroyed

>mfw I remember okc celebrating they got paired up with the trailblazers.

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Wheres the wet ass jumper hand-drawn pic?

8 > bad guy

please stop this

>These three point attempts

EXPLOSIVE KEK

should have kept melo

I’m fucking seething right now i can’t even watch the rest.

Imagine being this autistic

So this settles it then?

yeah if i can do it you probably can too.

you just need to have an iphone charger at your place so they don't get low power anxiety

If Donovan has a job after this series I’m fucking done

Scott foster couldn't rig the game to have Westbrook score well

Thunder suck dick

Yeah its his fault westbrook does whatever he wants and pg is on painkillers dragging himself out there

The thunder are getting raped Jesus Christ

Why don't they just get in the post?!?

Apologize.

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westbrook doesn't listen to donovan. he can't even take him out when the triple double is at risk

Jesus christ Raymond Felton is such a fatass, how is it even possible for him to play guard?

No one likes the blazers and they are dead in the next round anyway

>thunder realizing they can drive the paint instead of chucking 3s

Soundcloud finna be lit tonight

>praying for a clippers upset

Just knows how to move on the court. It's 2019 and he is seriously getting real minutes on a supposed contender. Presti still sucks at building a bench. And Noel and Schroeder are no guarantee to stay without going even deeper into the luxury tax.

LILLARD! HE GOT THE SHOT OFF!

GOOD! BLAZERS WIN THE SERIES!

Harden has more 50 point games in the last calendar month than Lillard has had in his lifetime

Westgod needs 1 assist and 3 more boards for another triple double!

no toyota for you faggot

the only stat that matters

How many times has Harden beaten Lillard in the playoffs?

westbrook has been passing open layups for assists and his teammates keep missing

Westbrook is such a faggot I can't believe I'm.a fan of his

>letting Republicans run your team
>people actually surprised the Thunder are complete shit

Government, sports teams, ends in a dumpster fire every single time. The amount of talent they have let get away is embarrassing. Anyone that has ever watched basketball knew banking on Westbrook was a horrible move. How Billy Donovan and the front office still have a job is baffling.

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Wtf bros you told me that Okc are made to counter warriors

>imagine being this new

How many times has Lillard been swept by a fucking 7 seed Lmao

Is there a bigger cringelord in the nba than westbrick?

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5/26

LMAO

>this means something

>4/19

LMFAO

how many times has lillard and his team gone 0-27 from 3

Imagine having James Harden and Kevin Durant, and picking westbrick

Not his fault no one helped him. What exactly has Harden accomplished with a better supporting cast his whole career?

BTFO

Zero

they should have just let pg rest this game

NICE BOXOUT WESTBROOK

NICE HANDLES

ZERO for 27 happened and theres nothing you can do about it hahahaha

>rebounding god can't handle harkless on the board
>immediately turns it over on the other end
>b-but treble duble

Gods this is good to watch

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Thunder are literally falling apart lmao

after tomorrow the only teams that will be 2-0 down will be detroit and OKC

triple double > team win

i feel bad for adams

What an absolute shitshow for the Thunder

It's games like these that makes the shitty things about being a Blazer fan worthwhile

I still can’t believe the thunder not only kept cancerbrook between him, harden and Durant, but they gave him a monster contract. What an awful franchise.

How big of a bitch is Westbrook gonna be in the presser

Thunder suck dick

you mean how half of Westbrooks career boards are his?

I literally can't wait

>n-n-next question

CMON WESTGOD JUST TWO MORE REBOUNDS!!

>only kept Westbrook
They were never going to keep all 3. Harden was by far the worst of the three when he left. Durant left to chase a ring. Wasn't the front office's fault they ended up with only Westbrook. Landing PG13 was a great move.

me too, he's based.
too bad he's on such a fraudulent team

>thunder making leonard look like an allstar
SAD!

Westbrook currently has 14//11, why didn’t the thunder let him get those 2 rebounds so they could win this game? Does Billy deserve to be fired for this costly mistake?

me neither, shit will be cash

Leonard plays better the angrier he is

who /biggiebag/ here?

Who's he going to blame now?

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A smart franchise would do everything they could to keep 3 HOFers. Even as a sixth man, Harden was top 15 in 2012.

Are the Blazers going to win?

Dude is too pretty to have a mean streak.

next question

Durant left because night after night he was watching Westbrook take game deciding shots even though he was one of the worst shooters in the locker room. He had to watch shitty coaches not stepping in and making sure the best player was the one with the ball in his hands at the end of games. OKC could have offered him huge money and built a team that caters to him. He got sick of the incompetence

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>no westbrook or PG on the floor

SUBMIT

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Yes, and they might even make it to the western conference finals. Hell, if the rockets beat the Warriors the Blazers might have a shot to win a chip.

>Westbrick didn't even get the triple double.

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>Kanter hasn't even had to play the whole second half

Lmao fäm

okc and refs getting blazed420

As much as I want to believe in the Blazers I just don't see a way they beat the Warriors or Rockets. Maybe if Nurk wasn't dead.

>starters pulled
Imagine being a flyover right now hahaha holy shit what a bunch of fucking losers

Thunder are a fucking joke Holy shit

all kanter needed was to get out of the knicks blackhole

I am done with excuses for the triple double choker, I be been a fan for years but he has gone too far, got ducking wrecked by blazers without nurkic..

>These last two minute subs

If Durant wasn’t such a beta he would have told ownership in 2012 to trade westchuck instead. Durant was best bros with Harden. Harden and Durant playing together would have dominated the decade even over the warriors.

OOF

HAHAHHAA PG SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LAKERS, FAGGOT!

>those boos at Felton

Never forget the real cupcake Portland

tbf at least okc doesn't have a bunch of gays and trannies

he might have hurt something but not enough to even require additional tape but they realize okc is shit so they just rest him. fucking comedy

cuz you sure as shit know Felton won't. that fatfuck.

Gas station corn dogs. I need help.

Will the Thunder play better in OKC?

Because the Blazers won't

t. Zers fan

Dude like Voodoo donuts and maple bacon lmao

that blazer interview ho ugly as sin but them titties on point

You now remember the last time Westbrook made it out of the first round he had Durant by his side. You also now remember the last time Westbrook made it to the finals he had Harden by his side too.

Westbrook is the biggest fraud in NBA history. I’m not even sure I put him top 100 all-time

we'll never forget, he can fuck off

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>yes sir

Westbrook's legacy is stat padding.

he cant even look her way

welp time to blow it up
this gonna be an ugly rebuild

how is felton even in the league still

Dame shit all over him, totally exposed Westy as a glam whore and a fraud

Portland is a lot more conservative than people realize outside of a 5-mile circle around downtown

>seething

Buy butter. Buy eggs. Buy cheese. Buy bread. Have pan. Boom egg cheese bread sandwich just like that senpai. Talk to me about greens if you want to get real fancy.

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No.

GSW is beatable this year. Dysfunctional as fuck. Don't have the killer instinct they used to.

dude like craft beer and MRSA I love Portland

Where can I watch?

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I lived there for 9 years. Blow me

they have the killer instinct, they're just gassed from seeing the best from every team every night

It's literally the most politically polarized state in the nation. Don't talk shit about things that you don't know anything about bitch.

Not sure what 9 years you lived in, but ever since the late 00s the place has changed dramatically.

great question and the fact that he's getting minutes for okc is all you need to know about that squad

If you have a problem with craft beer then you have a problem with life

Can't blame white people when you playin in the most liberal city in America