/mlb/

GO PHILS

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LOL Gnats

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>shorter season

I mean.......

rags

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shorter season. season was made 162 games back in the sixties because there was nothing for people to do for entertainment except watch tv and listen to the radio.

I would like baseball to be a year round game. Burger tv needs to cover the winter league too

I remember that day like it was yesterday!

Science is cool!

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Fuck the zappy bois.

Im a flappy boi forever

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WTF is this a real headline?

MARINERS!

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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>cubs fan here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well hello there.

well hello there hello there poster

hopping on the bandwagon lads

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>I remember that day like it was yesterday!
How could I forget? It was the only day.

>well hello there hello there poster
Hibernating tonight?

usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/cubs/2019/04/16/carl-edwards-jr-cubs-racist-messages/3484767002/
Stop sending Carl Edwards Jr racist messages Trump supporters.
He just wanted to see the Dinosaur Museums of DC..

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Sup FK. You still in Japan?

Hahaha are there any more of these?

>ten runs in the first inning
>yesterday the Sixers scored 51 pts in a quarter

I want to believe.

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Fans chanting we want Kimbrel at the Barves game, can’t say I disagree with them

Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt

We all know it was Ricketts who sent those messages. Especially considering they all ended with "cute"

Threadly reminder that the Kansas City Royals are winning the World Series and there is nothing you can do to stop it

>Go Jints!
Giants fan I see.

I would love to see the massive butt hurt this would cause

aren't you suppose to win at least one playoff game?

Which Ricketts would use the word 'cute'? We can rule out Ted Cruz.

>62 regular season wins
>Swept in the first round
Tampa should not have sports teams

Recker will was on the pre game show and will be on the post game show of the Oakland A’s game tonight. Thoughts?

Fuck I keep forgetting the in 2021 part.

>btfo'd by the pool jackets
Weren't you assholes talking shit all season? I knew the lighting would collapse per usual

Screenshots

>I would love to see the massive butt hurt this would cause
Is this a Reckerpost?

>Screenshots
Why do you want screenshots? Wouldn’t you prefer to hear his commentary?

Good game, Giants. Stay mad, Mets.

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>methinals

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The dad's are absolute shit and the bandwagon posters should be ashamed as fuck. Tatis and Machado are fun to watch but that doesn't make then a good team.

Who has been more exposed?
The memeiners or the poordres?

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Laughing at memeiners is a lot more fun.

>Yelich can only hit HRs against the methinals.

>will was
Well, was he, or will he?

twitter.com/loswhitesox/status/1118185385660755968

>Well, was he, or will he?
Sorry (not a sorry poster). He was on the pre game show and will be on the post game show. He may be on the rest of the week.

I can't read that, it's not written in American

Do enough Mexicans like teams not called the Dodgers to justify paying someone to run a twitter account for each team?

WE WUZ

>barves blow another lead again

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>tardinals

Is this more to your liking?

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GG Nattybohs

""""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""""" sox

Cute

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Where does this Yelich should be a Cardinal instead of a Brewer and Ozuna should be a Brewer meme come from? Is it just gaylouis cope?

That says cheeseburger, right?

Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

pretty much.

astros desu

My wife's boyfriend is dropping me off at the game tomorrow. Go Mariners!

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Why is this allowed?

haha a's blow donkey cock

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I'd go fishing with Uecker.

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so nice of tyrone to clear his schedule for you like that

>be houston
>lose

That horn, haha whomp whomp

>be houston
>lose
>be loseton

Uecker is a poser, it's Harry Doyle or bust.

I'd go fishing with Recker.

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kris davis just struck out again, mchugh is bretty good

Is Semein elite?

hmmmm i guess someone doesn't like houston

>be houston
>lose
kek

sorry sir I didn't know

but they're winning......

>Not only is Houston the hottest team in baseball, its pitchers can defy the laws of physics.
So this is the power of pine tar...

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At some point I want apology trolls to state simply and succinctly:

1. The things they are proud of, and
2. The things they do know

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no and also i'm sorry that apology trolls are pieces of shit

athletics? more like pathetics

Bad night for NL east teams

I'm so sorry. You see, I am proud of myself. But that pride I have in myself forces me to apologize for my actions. It is a principle I live by, I am so sorry for inconveniencing you though.

Fuck you

Did I do something wrong? If so, I'm sorry for it. I make mistakes too and sometimes I remain unaware of those mistakes I make so it would be heavily appreciated if you can point me to the right direction so I can right my wrongs. Thank you.

screw off

yes sir

>Cusb

This

Yonder Alonso lol

fuck this guy

Lucas Giolito lol

What does INF stand for in WHIP and ERA? Does that mean there is not innings?

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He's given up runs but recorded no outs

Infinite
only the rarest of pitchers achieve this distinction

SCUBA!!!!!

INF is short for Infielder.

This means is "IN FUEGO!!!"

miss the old days

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA SCUBA!!!!!!

SCUBA!!!!
...

>SCUBA!!!
SCUBA!

SCUBA
KEK SCUBA!!!
>SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!1

OHHH MO MO MO MO SCUBAGH!!!!!!
SCUBAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH1

Trip on NoHS

sorry

>Mets

This

first 6 innings of the game were fun, first time to Suntrust, much better stadium than Turner Field was

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Steven Matz lol

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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Someone get the pipes. I wanna make sure this guy can't walk

astros now have their spring training lineup out, kek

Oh he's just asking for spankies

Very based and inspiring

*spankie* *spankie* oh and here's the toughest one *spankie!*

And when you come back leave your ASS out to save time!

Fuck you for making me drool

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after we're through with this asshole someone embalm this asshole's ass and trophy it...

When do we expect Sale to finally recover from his post championship hangover?

20 STRAIGHT GAMES

GET FUCKED /MLB/

/mlb/*

They must be winning!
Yay! Mariners are winning!
Hooraaay!

Looks like another spiritual win for the Marigods!

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SEETHE MORE FAGGOTS

20
0

TWENTY
W
E
N
T
Y

I just corrected your crass mistake.

I like the mariners.

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Mariners are winning!
I'm so happy! :D!

What did he mean by this?

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>tfw JUST got back from the phillies game

M*tsfags vacated the field around the 5th inning. The only ones that stayed were the ones too drunk off their ass and starting shit with phillies fans. It was fucking glorious and the 10-0 in the first inning was worth the admission alone

Also some kid ran on the field but didn't strip or get tased so it was kinda pointless. It was a zoomer doing the shitty fortnite dance

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MY OH MY THE MARINERS CIDF IT

MARINERS WON RIGHT?

>he actually pays for something you can watch for free

YAY MARINES WIN THE VCIDFTORY!!
YOU CAN.... PUTITONTHEBOARD YESS!!!

>not going to games

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Another spiritual win for my M'sers!

>sitting alone at home hunched over a computer screen

>vs

>actually being on the field, eating 1 dollar hotdogs, checking out the babes in yogapants jumping up and down every time your team scores

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cue royals poster telling off the memeiners so in 3...2...1...

I'm dripping pre

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doxx this ashsole!

Uwaa~!

(ノ^∇^)

>actually being on the field
Did you get hurt when security tackled you?

Real talk, what's the punishment for running on the field in a MLB game? It's something I've always wanted to do on my bucket list as I always assumed it was a slap on the wrist and an ejection from the game, but I've heard stories of people actually serving prison time for it which makes me too scared to actually try it. (just simply running, blitzing past security and shit, no streaking naked or anything)

one million spankies!!

Suprise sex0rz!

>let me disrupt and ruin a professional sports game for 50,000+ people just to show off to a group of my 3-4 shitty friends and be le whacky xDDD
unironically kys

>"xd look how waccky and crazay i am im insane!!!!!!! woohoooo xdddddddd!"

die and bleed

I think you probably get banned at least

>For me it's the Mariners!

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Odds are it's a Mexican intern in the pr Dept

me too :( mig is looking better than i thought he would after the bicep surgery. mig is still my nig

Another lucky streak comes to an end, and another complete absence of Mariners fans on Yea Forums.
Sasuga....

what do you have against them?

They import their lifelong US12S screeching whenever the Mariners go on a lucky streak and completely disappear when the inevitable happens.
They're not baseball fans, they're hypercasuals.

See: the last two posts a Mariners fan made in this thread before "his team" lost.

sorry guys I didn't know. I understand now though.

Thank you.

They took pride in beating my shitty team.

It's fun! They're fags, and it's fun to hate them!

Cubs win!
Time for some late night artful music
youtube.com/watch?v=AS4q9yaWJkI

I know ur all waiting for a post about those Mariners from me but I'm just gonna keep on edging and let it come tomorrow.

Cause really there's two outcomes tomorrow in the Mariners game and either way we in MLB win. Either in the least shocking or surprising fashion we watch the Mariners choke and get swept by two consecutive teams. One of which is their superior in the ALW and the other a team that I can only describe as being swept by the royals.

Or the other alternative is the Mariners fans make absolute asses of themselves as they take one game of the series and proceed to go in and have an even bigger losing steak.

And you know what either way /mlb/ wins. So I'll see you tomorrow "m"'s Bros.

die!!!!!!!!111111111111111

this is psychotie! what the heckies is going on! omigosh I gotta get outta here!!! bauie have mercy on me! hampie guide me! harpie enrich me! schwarbie nourish me! machaddie teach me! gallie nourish me! heimie desecrate me!!

Godgers warned us.. we should have listened

wouldn't mind seeing the rasy win desu

I never trusted godgers and I never will. Haven't seen him around lately though.

Rags?
Rags.

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hey bros
I heard baseball season started

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Sorry we'll keep it down

Bauer is gay!

I can confirm this.

how the hell are >we winning games?

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Barves bullpen giving me aids today

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People ignore gnats until its to late

Giants = Nats

Is Anthony Recker a distraction in the club house? If so why?

Gnats = Nationals

Urg

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banned from the stadium, arrested for disturbing the peace. If you'd had a drop of alcohol they'll probably get you for public intoxication too.
They go after those faggots hard to deter other faggots like you.

>spicswing

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Red Sox lol

die anytime

Hiding our power level so scouters can't detect us is Bochy's final technique

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well if he pitched better nobody would be calling him a nigger or whatever

Cute

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I root for the team that refused to trade Kyle Schwarber, Ian Happ, and Addison Russell and instead traded Gleyber Torres, Eloy Jimenez, and Dylan Cease. Ask me anything.

#blessed

1st question:
Why does any of that matter when the 3 listed above helped you win a World Series already?
2nd question:
Why are you so entitled?

Mad how baseball is better than cricket, but this general is fucking dead. Says a lot about you people. Fucking pathetic.

Oh!!!

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Sshh, everyone is at work right now.

good posters aren't allowed here anymore

I'm a good poster that was grandfathered

Would you be okay with all these Manfredian changes if it eventually leads to Blernsball?

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why did you let him do that to you

He had kind eyes and soft hands

anyone wanna help me out and post screenshots?
>RIP Kevin Kolb account

espn.com/mlb/insider/story/_/id/26540347/what-cubs-had-stopped-making-trades-2016

>4 runs in 5 innings improved chris sales era
Wheeze

YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS AT THE TOP OF THE STANDINGS

YELICH IS A TRUE KEBAB REMOVER

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He's still celebrating a world series.

You know, the one that your shitty team doesn't have.

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1983 here

How long are baaaawwstonfags going to keep using MUH WORLD SERIES HANGOVER as an excuse?

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I'm older

Ask Giants fans

We call them victory lap years.

>losing 8-0 to the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders
Wheeze

I love the Red Sox and don't care if we win or lose this season. I do care however that we gave Sale a big extension and he didn't even wait till September to fall apart.

*Takes the AL EAST with 168 people average attendance in your path*

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Honestly hope so, The Ray's are due

Why is the AL West so much better than every other division bros? I thought they were supposed to be a meme.

Based Gallie

This guy gets it. It's a Gallie takeover.

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>darshit
mobile.twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1117967381341638657

Whatever happened the people saying Joey Gallo would never amount to anything? Well?

Hes got the power hes got the speed...
to put trevor bauer into a seeth....
well this is the at bat and gallie rules
leaves ya pitcher in a pool of drool

He's in the top 20 ZIPS

People have been doubting him since before he was even drafted. Everyone knew he had transcendental power, but many assumed he wouldn’t even make it to the majors because of how much he strikes out.

well I bet those people feel silly now

Morning, lads.

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>makes your ZiPS useless
Nothing personal nerds

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Enter into the Youtube time machine

youtube.com/watch?v=pTbCCcwUTFI

Mets-Phillies gamethread?

>morning

Too early, we're all at work

Still a couple hours before noon on the Best Coast, user.

sorry :( i'm making one for neets like me.

>living in the past

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METS vs PHILLES

Checked those dubs, Brewbro.
Brewers vs Cardinals gamethread

>cant make the sox-royals gamethread
time to bunker up in here

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As usual

>bustobusto
why

reality check

Which players have unusual skin coloring?

infield pls

i can make one if you'd like

>gio is kill
might as well

>Gio looks unhittable
>dies
okay

Cute

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OH FUCK

Gio leaving game

looks like someone made one

sir please have mercy i made a mistake

DOYERS/REDS

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Jake Arrieta is so shit. He can't even pitch a complete game

In the juiced ball era launch angle era, who can?

>Heart of the Mets order up to bat
>Top 9
>Up 2
>Don't use Seranthony
>Don't use Neshek
>Use Adam Morgan

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All right lads, what act of sordid sodomy was he trying to cover up?

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PHILLIES WIN. NEVER IN DOUBT

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phillies win!!!!!

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never doubted him

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Man I'm proud that our fanbase extends to the true Roman Empire

kek

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Make steroid injections mandatory.

Frig off zoomers

Royals being racists.

>Yesterday's Boors and Methinals game only had 10 posts
>Today's Boors and Methinal game only has 7 posts.
This is more laughable than a disgrace.

Cute

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Game was too early

Good for them. There is nothing wrong with racism.

What a garbage excuse. Teams with fans still manage to post.

>cusb

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#blessed

t.jobless bum

Just wait for the Cubs and Reds to dominate the NL Central again.

Name one faggot

I'll give you three
Yankees, Cubs, Dodgers. You know teams with actual fans?

>Reds intentionally walk Bellinger because runner on 2nd
>Pollock yeets it out of the park

BAHAHAHAHA

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Link their early game threads please
Oh you can't? Maybe being early isn't an excuse after all?

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>Backpeddling this hard.
I'll give you another one, the White Sox @ Royals game
They are blowing the fuck out of the brewers and cardinal thread by having ten times more posts.

lmao pissconsin btfo

This guy is so mad about the Brewers leading the division.

Way to move the goalpost.

Soccerfags are flooding the catalog. Keep those bumps coming.

Why is dive grass flooding the board?

Season is ending no?

Big game, controversial finish, euro and south american shitposting commences

ketchup

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>20% of the catalog is filtered.
It really does make you wonder, how many tears would be created from the event of pepe and wojack getting banned.
it would cripple the current model of shitposting.

Mustard you fucking mutant.

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ketchup, and mayo

mayonnaise

For me, it's sauerkraut

I think Recker will be on the pre and post game shows of the Oakland A’s game tonight. Thoughts?

No one cares

Mayo is for burgers. Eat your dogs without little kids condiments like a real man.

It would probably greatly improve Yea Forums and force people to make some decent OC. I've noticed that a board's quality is directly inverse to the amount of frogs and wojaks in it's catalog at anytime.

Then only ketchup and tons of sauerkraut

The perfect hot dog is.

Mustard
Onions (not too finely chopped)
Relish

Dont @ me niggers

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no onions thanks

You know, dodger dogs are a disgrace

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>burgers
ketchup
mustard
mayo
cheese melted on top

>hotdogs
relish
sauerkraut
sauteed onions

>All that unnecessary bullshit

I am trying to watch a ball game not eat myself into a coma retard.

>putting mustard on burgers

>not slicing up your hotdogs and putting them in your mac n cheese

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>not puttin the mac and cheese into the hot dogs

>deds in charge of fielding pop flies

> I've noticed that a board's quality is directly inverse to the amount of frogs and wojaks in it's catalog at anytime.
What's tragic is the mods could moderate and purge pepe and wojack shitposting from all boards, because the reason certain boards look free of them is because they delete and ban the people who spam it.

>doyers in charge of fielding

>doyers fielding

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incoming tie game

>austin barnes
laughing_yasmani_grandalf_the_grey.jpg

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Fuck y'all.

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>Jansen gives up yet another run
DODGERS TRADE FOR A CLOSER

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[palpitations intensify]

EDIT: WE LOVE IT!!

>resd

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gg resd
Blame yuros for the thread dying
That catch at the end from him was kino tho

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>doyerfags happy about bullying the resd
but the brewers are the team you gotta beat

>Grichuk fun-policing
oh boy

I thought Doyers fans would be deds fans now the Cincinnati has their best players

I'll always like Puig and Kemp but that's some stupid logic there.

Oh the seeth at the Joey Vottie!! Seeth!!!!!

r sox v yankees gamethread

joey westie gonna eject ya

Stupid baby talker

Puig got a huge pop throughout the series, the fans were straight up quiet every time Kemp went up to the plate

Boys, can we get together and make some magic happen? As long as is talking about the Deli variety and not standard trash.

suhhheeth!!!!

shut up

Why would I eat plain mustard if I could help it?

Of course I am getting the deli shit.

A thread died for this.

A post died for this

omiha! my apoligies! I make misteakies too!

Bro, I get where you're coming from, but those standard plebs exist.
Also, way to fucking go, you magnificent specimen.

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That's not how posting works, newfag.

Get the fuck out of herr!!!1

Im a 4channel oldfag and that's how posting works. Try closing your mouth when you breathe.

The Whitw Sox left 31 men on base in a 1 run loss.

If you ever think you're team has RISP problems, just think at least you aren't the White Sox.

New replies do not delete old replies, dork.

I'm about to delete you, Johnathan

Fuck you. You really want to start this shit now? I fucking dare you, cunt.

Trips confirm

If he is a 4channel oldfag, you should know better than to honor him with a reply. That fucker should still be lurking for at least 2 and a half more years.

I'm a 4channel oldfag and i'm gonna slap everyone here with my cock!

Who is Moot?

NO, Oldie no! It's too big!

It's Hiros last name

Yeah, we'll fucking do it.

Go ahead your move.

u guys think the royals can sweep the yankees?

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mercy oldie!!

>having little or no practical relevance, typically because the subject is too uncertain to allow a decision.
The Padres

Just want to remind you that yes the houston astros are gonna win the world series

Please refrain from using bad words like c**k on 4channel, sir.

>be houston
>lose

Definitely

It's a bit early for laughing but who chokes first the dodgers or the fillies?

>Be hoistie!!!
>Losie!!!

charlie montoyo's meme stash on fb
keep in mind it's pure crap

please don't seethe at the houston astros

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing your Chicago Who Sux's top prospect and future hope.

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oof

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>tfw the white sox are cursed

Elol heeminez

this guy is a seethie!

it was kike's error

twitter.com/WriteSox/status/1116067810311118848

Is Anthony Recker a distraction in the club house? If so why?

go away reckerposter

...sigh...gah...gackt...

Malins will be your 2019 world series champs

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lucas GIOLIIIIITO!!!

*throws a fastball up and in at your chin*

Your move, /mlb/

Didn't whos fans say MUH TIMMAAYY was the mvp of their team? Does anyone have a webm of him chimping out and costing his team the game?

what did I do to you? I'm so sorry for whatever I did please just don't hurt me

What happened?

I-It's still e-early

It would be a great day of baseball if well if the astros weren't playing at 9

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KEK

I want to die

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keep your head up man :)

For?

Did you even watch? Tim avoided the situation completely and Joe West threw him out because he bat flipped and said West was a terrible ump last September.

Also, he's the best shortstop in baseball right now I'm glad we didn't get Machado I'm not a robot post

Cubs @ Marlins
Try not to let the thread die due to dive grass spam.

>I'm glad we didn't get Machado
The absolute cope.

The White Sox didn't get Machado because they already had Tim Anderson.
The White Sox traded Marcus Semien because he was in Tim Anderson's way.
The White Sox traded Tatis Jr. because Tim Anderson was in his way.
The White Sox won the 2013 draft.

This can't be true because if so then that means the White Sox had an FO who knew what it was doing all along.

who's tim anderson?

>octopus
>fucking japs
What are we going to do about the Nip menace?

a 2 war average player who is the who's best player

who?

yes

Chimp Anderson

Daily reminder that the Nats won the trade.

This gentleman is a chimp? Well colored me surprised.

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I see what you did there.

TIMMIE A GOOD BOY
HE DINDU NUTHIN
HE WUZ GOIN TO BATTING CAGES N JOININ HITTIN PROGRAMS

FUCK DA JOEWESTS

#ANDERSONPLAYTIMEMATTERS

You racists are calling Tim Anderson the chimp for what happened today, all just after Jackie Robinson Day? Smdh

Did they win a playoff series?

When I was born I was black uh
When I was sad I was black uh
When I was hot I was black uh
When I was sick I was black uh
When I was scared I was black uh

When you was born you was pink uh
When you was sad you was blue uh
When you was hot you was red uh
When you was sick you was green uh
When you was scared you was yellow uh

And you call me colored.

No. They did not. But I'm certain that having Lucas Giolito on the roster wouldn't have helped any.

>royals are racist
>racially attack the PoC on the opposing team
>win
Is this #blessed?

Oh. My bad. I thought you were indicating that the Nationals finally won something meaningful.

They won the NL East a bunch of times. I'm content with that. For now. Much better than back to back 100 loss seasons.

Tim Anderson: *loves the game*
Tim Anderson: *hits home run*
Tim Anderson: *celebrates getting to hit a major league home run*
Royals: We can't let this nigger have that much fun. Bean him.
Joe West: That nigger got what he deserved. Oh look he's getting uppity. I'll eject him. If only I could ban him from the game like the good ol' days.

Look, emotions are high right now. A mid-April game between two shitter teams can really get the blood pumping.
Let's just all agree that slavery was a mistake.

>he dindu nuttin

Tim Anderson: *was on his way to church*
Tim Anderson: *helped an old lady across the street*
Joe ACAB: This here's a sundown town boy.

>church
He had it coming.

It's a Unitarian church.

>uppity
Now that's quality racism

The funniest thing about this is Tim Anderson is about as Uncle Tom as you can get.

Don't be mad Ned Yost got Alpha defending your chimp of a coach from attacking the royals coaching staff.

Ablooblooblooo a baseball hit me

The play ball kissed my rumpus! Oh I was so frightened

>ablooblooblooo a black man hit a home run off us

Stoic manly composure wins over hot headed jungle chimpery yet again!

youtube.com/watch?v=4v0fT90fBog
Royals at 0:06

This isn't even true. On the Kendrick Lamar to Mike Tirico scale, Tim Anderson is probably a 2/10 Uncle Tom.

Why does it matter that he's "black"?

3 Latinos hit home runs off them yesterday and they didn't riot about it. But when a black man does it...

Sounds like you field an awfully swarthy team.

""""""""white""""""""" sox

>you should be judged by your accomplishments
>unless you're a brown person

Fun fact: The Chicago White Sox are the only team in the league with a latino manager

Olé!

And they're a dumpster fire.

>Rustin Dodd
>Verified account
>@rustindodd
>Brad Keller said the pitch to Tim Anderson got away. So did Ned Yost and Martin Maldonado. @FlannyMLB asked Maldonado if he noticed the bat flip. "I think my mom saw that from back home," he said.

just want to watch some astros desu, mariners fans are gone so that thread is dead

>mariners fans are gone
poetry

I'm working for an hourly wage
I went to high school- didn't do great

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STILL I GOTTA MAKE MORE CASH
MORE EDUCATION'S WHAT I'M LOOKING AT

I just took a look at their team.

1. RF - Leury Garcia - brown
2. 3B - Yoan Moncada - brown
3. 1B - Jose Abreu - brown
4. DH - Yonder Alonso - brown
5. LF - Eloy Jimenez - brown
6. SS - Tim Anderson - black
7. C - Wellington Castillo - brown
8. 2B - Yolmer Sanchez - brown
9. CF - Adam Engel - White
P. Reynaldo Lopez - brown
M - Ricky Renteria - brown

Explain this whos fans.

Lucas Giolito pitched today.

Look I just googled white sox players okay?

Brown people are better at baseball than white people?

Oh please oh please oh please wheasies sign Craig Kimbrie

>Engel - White
>Engel - Jewish (Ashkenazic): ornamental name from German Engel ‘angel’ (see 2).

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>7-10
>better

>I put subpar effort into everything I do
What do you want me to do about it?

How does that help your case when he is also brown?

Is CB Buckner legitimately drunk behind the plate tonight?

True diversity. God bless you White sox.

Dude. Save your blatant racism for after Jackie Robinson week.

shut the fuck up scumbag

>have a team full of beaners and dindus
>be in the bottom 5 teams of the league
Pottery

astros desu

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What has this world come to?

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If you think this is bad, go look at the Yankees.

So what race is aaron judge

56%ian

Is goblin a race? If so, that.

This is a classic case of a Jew business owner firing all the skilled white labor for unskilled, underpaid black and immigrant labor during hard times.

La Creatura

jews are not people

What about Alex cora

I'm curious about this for other teams now

It's like a list of your Mom's boyfriends.

>Lucas Frost Giolito (born July 14, 1994) is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Chicago White Sox of Major League Baseball (MLB).
>Born: July 14, 1994 (age 24)
>Santa Monica, California

I think this terrible bait has officially run it's course now.

And Dave Martinez

> Got a foul
> Can't find a single girl anywhere around you to give it to
Muh feels

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>Giolito
Now as'sa spaicy bloodline!

I'd be ashamed to be a beaner if the team most representing my race was the who sux

As a cuckold fetishist, I love rooting for this team.

>9. CF - Adam Engel - White
Poor little white guy.jpg

He cute

Toronto Blue Jays @ Minnesota Twins
>delay over

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Looks a bit too old to be out in public without a gf

Women are a cancer.

I hope the Twins lose!

is this some kind of reverse psychology thing?

Based
Cringe

Nope. The Twins make me seethe.

btw the astros own this board, i know you don't like it but that's the way it is

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Who?

yes

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upvotes don't work here, reddit

If Christian Yelich went up to me and said "I'll keep terrorizing the NL Central if you kiss my ugly face" I probably would.

sounds like a cubs fan, cubs are gay lol

Starling Marte just got beaned in the head

Saw that, dude's got a thick noggin to stay in

What other players are thick?

Reckerposter stop this mess

Edwin Encarnacion.

>Reckerposter stop this mess
Who or what is Recker?

That dude with the HUGE yet tight ass.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. has a legitimately huge ass, like, he has birthing hips

youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

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man the mariners are truly pathetic not even one run

I was a racist, but Tim Anderson has made me come around.

500

new ab oard

>That dude with the HUGE yet tight ass.
Which dude?

I'll never share my recipe because it's too simple and based for you scum

>He doesn't know