8 shots against United

>8 shots against United
>only 3 were on target
>both goals were lucky
So Liverpool is going to shut him down, right?

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I think suicide is going to shut you down.

BTFO

Checked
based

What does a lucky goal mean?

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a goal scored by a player that i don’t like

Keeper fucked up

What does a goal mean?

It means that 99/100 the same shot wouldn't result in a goal

how do you measure that?

success

The first shot goes in 100% of the time though, there's no way for the keeper to catch a trajectory like that

kia ora bro! How's the weather, getting cooler down there now, aye.

Lads, as Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) said: if you throw a rock and it hits it was never going to miss, and if it misses it was never going to hit

((((goalscorer dick size)*(meters to goal))/(goal keepers dick size)*(distance to goal))^(goalscorer wife cup size))/(number of spectators in the game)

>The absolute state of you
Cope harder

Imagine trying your hardest for over a decade to become better than someone far more gifted than yourself, only to fall short. Imagine your son growing up wanting to be like the rival you fell short of instead of you. Imagine anally raping a woman because you're too used to fucking men in the ass. Imagine being eliminated today while your obsession scored one more goal than you and advanced today. Imagine being obsessed with the rival you can never surpass while he couldn't give two shits about you.
All that must really suck, but not as much as living in Romania.

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I think we can steal this post and turn it into some nice pasta, boys

Must suck being Penaldo...born in the wrong era...era of the GOAT...Messi is even a better CF than him.

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What?

he probably thought you're actually from your proxy

O JUVENTINO
O HOMONALDO
O TWAIN CIAO O TWAIN CIAO O TWAIN CIAO CIAO CIAO
E GYPPOCHINO
E'TA CHORANDO
PORQUE ESSA COPA EU VOU GANHAR

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Seething

I am from New Zealand though; I just don't know what he was trying to say. It has nothing to do with what I said

Worked for Ronaldo vs Spain.

ronaldo should move to the MLS

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FPBP

fpbp

:)

So messi is that 1%
Pretty based

nah that first goal was a classic messi. in fact thats about all he does.

just smash the fucker in the nose and he will sulk the rest of the game again.

O TWAIN

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dude you are posting anti messi shit the whole nigh
chill a little
go get some rest

Suicide has been shutting down the advanced world since 1945

SEEK HELP TWAIN!

Seven and onepilled