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I think "terrible" could be applied to what every man utd player was doing in that webm, with the possible exception of jones who did at least block the pass to suarez

Messi only sprints when he celebrates these days.

>b-but Penaldo can stand in a box and wait!

It would be unfair if he did it with in play

>6th place in PL

Terrible cathedral keeping

first place in your head

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From Messi will lose to Man U, to >6th in PL
pathetic

>my head
lmao
have you checked the catalog? I'm in 200 peoples heads

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You missed the part where De Gea ask for a backpass, Young sees it and goes "Nah I'll just style on this fool"

100% luck

This is 100% Smalling's fault (after Young gave the ball away of course). Why the hell did he start moving towards Suarez? Suarez was already marked, in a tighter angle to shoot if he did receive the ball, and also it's fucking Messi, he's going to take the ball on and shoot.

Really stupid decision by Smalling

No more than penaldo's overhead kick last year.

They took the shot and scored the goals. That's all that matters.

honestly, this feels rigged

messi's existence is god's rigging

Springing is for niggers user

offside

lmao that Suárez move, he truly is the mate drinking Giroud

ahahah salope de penaldofag, touriste de merde

UEFA Champions League statistics

>Lionel Messi
Age: 31
Games: 133
Minutes: 10.951
Goals: 110
Goal ratio: 0.83
Minutes per goal: 99
Game winning goals: 36
Game winning goals in the KO stages: 15
Game winning goals in the KO stages against UCL winners: 9
Tournaments played: 13
Winner in regulation: 4
Winner in extra-time: 0
Winner by penalties: 0
Lost final: 0
Out in semifinals: 4
Out in quarterfinals: 4
Out in round of 16: 1
Out in group stages: 0

>Cristiano Ronaldo
Age: 34
Games: 162
Minutes: 14.053
Goals: 126
Goal ratio: 0.77
Minutes per goal: 111
Game winning goals: 37
Game winning goals in the KO stages: 18
Game winning goals in the KO stages against UCL winners: 3
Tournaments played: 16
Winner in regulation: 2
Winner in extra-time: 1
Winner by penalties: 2
Lost final: 1
Out in semifinals: 5
Out in quarterfinals: 1
Out in round of 16: 3
Out in group stages: 1

Reports automatically generated by Transfermarkt GmbH & Co. KG

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Smallings reaction, double take kek

king of nutmegs

based

based underrated Rakitić winning the ball for his team

20% skill

Arjen Messi or Lionel Robben?

But he's not playing for Liverpool?

50% concentrated power of will.

What the fuck was Smalling doing

Is he left-footed?

He's stolen my crown. It was a beautiful megs though

We kept it longer than your country kept being relevant

three defenders move AWAY from Messi when he's a the top of the box.
good grief

>eplel defense
>eplel defending iq
most overrated league of past 20 years

>Suárez taking two defenders with his movements
It's amazing how underrated he is.
I thought you, the individual known as *wain, was completely unrelated to New Zealand and even found funny the shitposting?

>a cb playing rb and a 40 year old winger playing lb with a bench warmer in cb in an injury plagued team
>hurrrr pl is so bad
Brainlet

That has to be the worst defending ive ever seen, maybe even worse than the Maginot line.

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source? I didn't see that

The defending for Ronaldo's goal today was worse.

That tackle recovery, tho.

Think this seals his move to Real?

5% queso
15% sprite

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Suck more dick, fraud

Karius--esque

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>the shanty town of Messoy

They were dragged by Suarez.

how much value did he lost after that

Imagine being one of the ~30,000 Catalans that has watched every Messi game in the Nou Camp

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>tfw I've never seen him

probably closer to 10.000.
He has been there for 13 years!!!
No more than 10.000 have stayed faithful(going to 90% of the games every season) for all those 13 years

I like to imagine Catalans as faithful people

Matip the faggot

Terrible defending all around, Jones and Smalling fucking run away from the man. Speaking of Jones please tell me someone has a webm of his getting roasted with a nutmeg

Jones was hilarious that entire game. I mean he's fucking shit but at least the boy has heart.

>Tfw witnessed the goat live
I was euphoric la
Also scatalans are a fun mixture of disgusting subhumans and unveliable basedness, we trashed de gea so hard lol, whole stadium was singing degea seleccion and such

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Soda is a no-no for 99% of the players I see.

shit view, how much did it cost?

200€ not the best overall but you get to see cool angles and moments (mats save, both of messi goals, de gea absolutely seething and punching the goalpost like an autist) you dont get to see the plays very well but important moments are kino

lmao

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Jones was gazumped by Suarez. He didn’t know that Smalling was also tracking the Suarez run.

>de gay

once again Messi makes extremely average plays that get overhyped.

Smalling literally went out of his way to fuck that up, all he had to do was hold the line and that may not have been a goal. So dumb

Winning a 50/50, followed by a nutmeg, followed by a goal from outside the box could only be called average in the context of Messi.

user....

someone post the sergio roberto missed goal webm please

I went once for a 5-1 win against some Liga farmers.
Nice views from the side, we some some retired season long ticket holders next to us, they made us some pa amb tomàquet. Great customer experience

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Do Brazilians love Messi?

Did you sit by the cameramen? Kek

he's pretty well liked here

We rate him over Penaldo because his play style is closer to ours

He's also objectively better though. When he dribbles, he can change directions quickly, multiple times without losing balance. He also can also play the ball through the defense no matter how tight of a space there is. He can do everything that is necessary, unlike Ronaldo.

Ronald is good but can't do as much as Messi. Ronaldo is just more athletic, not saying that's a bad thing tho.

Smalling couldn't get close enough to break his nose this time

does Messi have any anything to say about Cataluna politically? is he involved in any way?

He once said Visca Catalunya

He has a release clause if Barcelona is not in a top European league tho

(say, Barcelona exits La Liga but joins French League, he stays... Barcelona joins Catalonia League, he's free agent)

>we no longer farmer league

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no, he doesn't give a shit

>Tomas Vermaelen
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>agua
wtf is wrong with this guy

those shots are very hard to stop specially when the ball makes that small bounce on the grass halfway through

Dooping crazy

Holy fuck how will penaldo fags ever fucking recover?

Imagine watching Sergi Roberto destroying a monster of a triple nutella sandwich with sushi while sipping only water, this doesnt make any sense

Doing IFasting

b-but Mister Champions!!

>pizza de queso

>sprite

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This. I love shitting on De Gea as much as the next guy but that's an extremely difficult shot to stop for a combination of reasons (the bounce, the curl, the velocity, the potentially obstructed view).

>implying messi didn't slip on purpose to slightly alter the path of the ball and throw off De gay's timing
2 million IQ

>Best player in the world: Luka Modric, everyone!

Why is no one talking about pogba ?

Can't get over how shit this United squad is lads. Even their one good player (DDG) has gone to shit

Anyway
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI