Tampa Bay Lightning @ Columbus Blue Jackets
>game 4
>Columbus leads the series 3-0
>game started at 7 pm
>Columbus leads 2-1 late in the 1st
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Columbus Blue Jackets
>game 4
>Columbus leads the series 3-0
>game started at 7 pm
>Columbus leads 2-1 late in the 1st
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Who is this masked man?
>62
go teds
>62-24
Let's banter, lads
the secret frenchman
Tampa finally starting to build some momentum. Shame the period is about to end.
Teds are choking
>standings
who is making the bolts elimination collage?
>Shame the season is about to end.
I haven't watched any playoffs game so far, someone tell me what happened to Tampa.
LETS GO CBJ
ted will hold tight
>STANDINGS
ON THE EDGE
OF GETTING SWEPT
BY THE LIKES OF THE TEDS
AND THE FANBASE
HAS LEFT /hoc/ NOW
NO MORE BANDWAGONERS
AND THE BRACKETS ARE DEAD
GAMETHREADS
FOR THE SEMIS
TELL THE TALES
OF TAMPA BEING GONE
DESOLATION
DEVASTATION
WHAT A MESS >WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG
COME ON JACKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they were always trash
I tried to warn /hoc/ but they wouldn’t listen
>literally emotionless until overturned offside call saves team from absolute brink
teds lead going into the first intermission
only 40 minutes remain in the greatest collapse of our lives
they looked shaky towards the end there.
go knights
>tfw two weeks ago I wanted the teds to miss the ploffs and then have Bob and Breadman leave them high and dry
>today actively rooting for Teds to pull off the upset of the century
My how the Teds have turned
lol hey guys, just visiting from the dark underworld to give my jackets all the energy they need to win!
GARY IS SHUTTING DOWN ALL THE STREAMS
lmao.
>not one of your star player's goals at their absolute worst to give them some life
Laffed at this too
Like getting hype over lucky refpuck?
Poorfag Ted can’t watch it on TV?
How big is he?
Stamkos hates puppies.
I'm not rooting for the Teds, I'm rooting against the blots
Columbus has been outworking them hard, winning all the puck battles and taking away any space they have before they can make a play. Just pressuring them in the neutral zone and on the forecheck in ways that don't happen in the regular season and they haven't been able to adjust.
B
What does Ted mean?
>pongs
post yfw the jackets win the cup after an undefeated playoff run
>not listening to based bob mcelligott
We ted bundy
It's a reddit meme don't pay it any mind
i don't support you
I support your spirit =3
>mfw teds win 3-2
Autism
tedward
Well?
ted from bill and teds excellent adventure was a blue jackets fan in the movie and irl
>tomato, tomato
I want to see the collapse of a lifetime. Don't care about semantics.
god I wish that were me
There’s a restaurant named Ted’s Montana Grill near nationwide arena. That’s it.
What DOESN'T he mean
REAL Americans care about hockey
Tomorrow
Everyone
Drinks
/hoc/ will never forget and that is all that matters to me
tyty
aka snowbelters
>thinking you did something when it was actually the video guy
yikes
For me it's 2 > 4 > 3 > 1
based
fuck knuckle dragging ape hoop spectators
SKEEEEEUPPPPPPPPP
Reminder that this game should be 3-1
PLEASE DRINK
>
Soon you will find that the real Stan Lee was the Teds we made along the way
>19
>6th NHL game ever
>just got his first NHL goal, 2nd point
>has Torts trust
He is sexy texy and I'll put up with his pretty awful turnovers as long as he keeps not giving a fuck about taking hits to make plays and shooting, unlike who he replaced.
wwhat other sports do u lads watch? In the fall/winter i like to treat myself to some good old niggercrash every sunday.
>already coping before they’ve even choked it
4 > 3 > 1 > 2. Mostly because of facial expressions
3>4>1>2
>getting swept by a team that's never been past the second round
Think Tampa will get a PP tonight?
3 > 4 > 2 > 1 though
>62
PLEASE DRINK
>responsibly
4>3>2>1
>tfw will never be a tall aryan man living in tampa bay
>game of inches
nascar and golf
Most Ted here, no one can beat me
4>3>1>2
Only answer
3>1>2>4 t b h
based and redpilled
Didn’t he score in the last regular season game?
just gotta keep getting pucks deep boys
Aside from /hoc/, I watch the cleveland browns, and the World Cup.
Everything else is too time consuming to get into/boring.
>please drink
this imo
mma, any olympics shit and world cup of football, some nfl when if im awake for it
2>3>4>1 easy
Reminder that if you're a Columbus Blow Jobs fan then you deserve to be killed to death in IRL. Fucking nothing team from a nothing state. This series is literally rigged just to artificially generate buzz for a fake as FUCK playoff game!
Well what? He’s right. People who listen to hours of sports commentary per day are legitimately retarded though. One advantage of nhl being less popular is we don’t get inane overcoverage and ridiculous shit like a “The Decision” broadcast.
what the fuck fucking garbage app is this?
>4 last
Check yourself m8
Mostly Baseball and Nascar
>Most Ted here, no one can beat me
show us your dick and then we can decide
I watched college basketball as a kid but other than that nothing
5 > 3 > 4 > 2 > 1
4s chin looks like balls lmao
>nigger neighborhood
yikes
basketball
>I am brown of skin
Check, nigger
oh and formula1
4 > 3 > doesn't rank
please don't fuck this, Teds
Baseball football nascar golf
Love college football the most
have your (You)
Fuck off trump
Where the fuck did this DuBois guy come from????? fucking elite
Peter griffin tier chin
thats one sexy jewess girl. i would love to fuck her.
ill watch college handegg and f1. dont really follow them as indepthly as /hoc/.
sometimes ill watch povertyball if its on in the middle of the day when nothing else is on
turbocope
ultracope
Will Columbus choking this be funnier than Tampa’s apparent collapse?
>le reddit guy
go back
>if Tampa Bay comes back, this could be the turnaround of the season
>if I'm Columbus I'm afraid
tenis
>intermission announcers acting like tampa had some epiphany and isn't still getting outskated and outshot hardstyle
3>1>4>2
Strongman/olympic lifting, my nfl team and the world cup. Flirted with watching rugby, but don't really know shit about it.
for me, its poo poo
I’m at least 90% sure that’s a man
Redpill me on Brew Dog
HEY BETER
i..i can't change the color i was born, user..
>92121329
>Standings
Can I still be a Ted if I live in Miami?
O shi- you're right
i even got the poo poo digits
4 mirrored almost looks like P
400 = POO
knights at 6-1 to the cup
this image made me laugh out loud
It's just an observation lol but if you have a thing for double chins that look like scrotums good for you I guess
Who Yea Forums here?
The absolute state of the /hoc/ thread
We're ted bundy, we do the killer here lad, mkay?
we are all teds at heart
funniest answer is Teds in 4 and then they get immediately swept by the ruins/laffs next round
second funniest is Teds in 5, just to give them that speck of hope before snuffing it out for good
we are all ted
They took over the last ~7 minutes.
Anyone can join the Ted Collective. We accept all but gays and trannies
i only like sitcoms i dont have the patience to watch a developing story
PLEASE DRINK
>
Yea Forums is everywhere, always
Believe in the ted that believe in you
sneed is a terrible meme
if we can bleach an asshole we can bleach anything user
who did he replace
I thought this was the hoc thread?
who /reddit/ here
You sir are a man of fine taste.
Everyone in this thread must be a secret sand nigger
Uhh why is this reply pinned???
who is your favorite player that is not on your team? mine is john tavares.
PLEASE SMOKE THE HERB
Can I be BoltsTed after the sweep?
No, you losers are the ones being invaded by every board 24/7. You aren't shitting up our board, we're shitting up yours.
post music to choke by
should i take my monthly shower or watch this game?
for me its tuborg, the beer of danish kings.
>responsibly
You guys want some Endgame spoilers?
Go fuck you'reself
Can you guys please pay more attention to my posts
>you deserve to be killed to death in IRL
>killed to death
>in IRL
>in in real life
seth jones
where is the suicide booth?
Hey user.
what does your finger smell like if you scratch under your ballsack?
POST IT OR I'M POSTIN' THE ROAST BEEF
I’m trying lad, thread is moving so fast though.
if the sweep happens, this tops 18-1
:3
You wont
SIXTY TWO GAMES
what is a ted lol? I'm new!
when >my kongs were down 3-0 to san jose i never regained hope until >we took the lead in game 7
>0-4
>advanced choking
Because Yea Forums posters are the second most powerful on this board, next to /pol/ posters who live rent free in the brains of every other board's users
Dustin Byfuglien
Dubs and Teds score 10
JANNY ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY, A CUTE CRIMINAL
the subban family
Tampa are like the team that sprints too hard and has nothing left by the end of a race. LOL it’s like their team didn’t know there were playoffs and most points win. Fuck Stamkos!
>standings
For me, it's watching the game partly to see the lgbtning get swept but mostly because of Forslund.
This game thread is moving so fast nobody will know I'm hard as diamonds right now
ted bundy because hes from 'lumbus
>Florida
>not carrying a gun
that's so based that the sharks got reverse swept desu
same
mark stone
based
>if the sweep happens, this tops 18-1
Not even close. Nothing will top that.
[spoiler]Iron Man and Black Widow die[/spoiler]
Oops, silly me, no spoilers on es pee :>)
>excuse me, standings, nigger
valdisenko
Thanks my guy, absolutely disgusted at all the people not putting 4 and her ballsack chin last
not even close
For me it’s: Putting my hands in my pants and sniffing my hand
Wow amazing
nah, losing one game isn't as bad as losing a 7 game series when you had the most wins in the regular season ever
That’s what he gets for posting anime
My only regret is that Torts is going to be the coach associated with this sweep and he'll think he won the goddamn Cup instead of just a single playoff round.
Oh well. The shitposting on Tampa will be endless for /hoc/ now and it will be great.
>set records during regular season
>swept by the fucking teds
Is it even possible to be this pathetic?
28-3
3-1
3 points
31
based and redpilled
fuck anime
3 > commemorative framed pictures > everything else
I'M GONNA SAY IT
Based sound guy
Is that movie out already?
NO DON'T user THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
i like it
Say it
You realize this is a meme sport right?
ur mums lunch
Ahem
if you had torts on the tranpa bench this series would be the opposite
cooper is a complete fraud
What was that shitty pop punk song that just played that had “high school” in it?
Brad Marchand
Anyone know what Jews love more than burning down cathedrals?
based boomer music
a man of culture I see
why do trannies like tampa bay so much?
You realize your opinion is irrelevant right?
No, nothing will ever beat 18-1, and saying that doesn't diminish how funny all the other chokes are. 18-1 is just completely different.
>Hulk tried to use the infinity gauntlet Tony makes but it is too powerful for him
>Captain America uses mjolnir
>they time travel to get the infinity stones
>they reverse the snap
>Tony and spiderman hug
the anthem you stupid faggot
pretty good
>REMEMBER THAT SAVE
Another uncalled penalty by Columbus. Shocking.
kek
teds are dominating
>liking worst girl
Yea Forumskc/a/nes 4 life
Go back to your containment board, mongoloid
You don't need to disguise your song request by calling the song shitty user
foreskins
Nationwide Arena is honestly really based for playing all this boomer music
Yes, but it isn't really an opinion, it's a metafact
Sorry I never had an edgy phase user
Teds need to get pucks to the net and take it one shift at a time imo
I'm not convinced of that at all.
The Blue Jackets have played well but am I impressed with either coach? Fuck no.
Explain to me why Columbus can commit blatant slashes and not get called
Aw, boo. You're not answering the question, Shlomo.
oh so now vasy wants to be good
>miller being a total bitch and putting on a performance for the refs
this tampa team is fucked
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>BLOTS
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRR
FIRE
>92121744
gee i wonder what the problem is
>blots
scratch that
SETH JONES IS FUCKING ELITE
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
FUCK THE BLOTS FUCK THE BLOTS
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HOLY FUCK I'M ALREADY SHAKING
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO SWEEP
you had to be edgy to hear songs that were played on the radio? you zoomer faggot
FOR THOSE ABOUT ROCKKK
FIRE
HOW MANY WINS?
The blots look like an AHL team
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
IT'S ALL OVER
Tfw it should be 4-1
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>standings
>bolts
What is wrong with them?
SCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>STANDINGS
>BLOTS
>TAMPON HOMOSEXUAL
You’re a megafag
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
SHITPOSTING INTENSIFIES!
OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FAC-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
RUSSIAN GOALTENDIN-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*inhales*
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAH
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
GG boys.
We need every angry russian we can possibly sign for next season. We have no grit at all on this roster. No one can deliver a hit.
>V4s1lievskiy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THESE DOODS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THE TOPS OF THEIR HEADS
THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US TEDS
LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS
>Standings
>DOLTS
WOOOOO OOO OOO OH OOOOOHH
SEEEEETH
RIP BLOTS LMAO
>62
>REGULAR
>SEASON
>WINS
would be even funnier if this was a tampa home game
BAAAAASED
>Listening to the radio ever
Oh I am laffin
hehehehaheHEAHEHAHAHAAHAAhaheHEAHAAHAhaHEHAHAheHEAHEHAHAHAAHAhaheHEAHE
HAHAHAAHA
>haheHEAHEHAHAHAAHAAhaheHEAHEHAHAHAAHAhaheHEAHE
EAHEHAHAHAAHAAhaheHEAHAAHAhaHEHA
AAHAAhaheHEAHAAHAhaHEHAHAheHEAHEHAHAHAAHAhaheHEAHE
HAHAHAAHA
>haheHaheHEAHEHAHAHAAHAhaheHEAHE
EAHEHAHAHAAHAAhaheHEAHAAHAhaHEHA
aaaaaaAHJAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i can't believe it's already 4-1
IF YOU'RE LISTENING
WHOOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hey guys
remember when it was 3-0?
>standings
>tampon gay
Yeah I’m thinking it’s about to rock
>STANDINGS
>entire fanbase wearing white
>opposing team wearing white
Columbus' marketing team isn't very smart.
>BLOTS
S T A N D I N G S
T
A
N
D
I
N
G
S
THE CANON IS EXPLODING
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND
>giving out white shirts for fans to be ear when the other team is wearing white
>NOT SINGLE TRANPA ANIMEFAG IN SIGHT
i think i'm cute
i know i'm spooky
>shorks
>the columbus suburb of florida
bolts are playing without any fire
FUCK TAMPA BAY
>62 WINS AND NO MORE
TOP KEK
ruh roh
Tampa is beyond SHOOK
The amount of scoring chances tampa is giving up is insane.
Tampa went from 3-0 TO 3-0
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Tampons getting ragdolled
Right here bro
Not happy but not abandoning ship either.
>standings
>SSM8
TORTS IS FUCKING FIRED UP
just like the retarded jest
THEY FIRED THE CANNON AGAIN
>IT
>WAS
>3
>0
now who's the edgy faggot
WHY ARE THE TEDS SO POWERFUL BROS?
IT WAS 128-98
So why were those faggot announcers shilling for the lighting after the first period? Lmao, they will still losing then and they made it seem like Tampa had this shit on lock
This is embarrassing
How our fan base has just given up before this game is even over. I would not have a problem with all this shit talk if we lose game 4, but it’s not over yet. Imagine being them and seeing all of your fans completely shitting on you. Even if it’s deserving, what good does it do while they are still playing and obviously still fighting in this game? Anything can happen in sports and I’ll probably get hate for this post too but I’m going to stick with believing in our team till the very end. Go Bolts
tampa getting dabbed, nae-nae'd and flossed on
holy shit, a Pro-Trump ad on an NBC channel
I like it.
>It actually was 3-0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fuck I went to eat dinner during intermission how did the Teds score again?
>implying the extremely loud cheers of the Ted collective don't hammer home the point that the blots have given their "fans" NOTHING to cheer about
pool party for memes.
I'm starting to think the Columbus Blue Jackets just might be America's Team.
OH NO NO NO NO
>62
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP, PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
It’s gonna be ok man
Take the bantz in stride
They’ll come for years
hahahahahaha
holly molly
>blots
pretty sure anything pro-right is illegal to show on the leftist propaganda channels.
I call bullshit.
There are people who thought Tampa would win tonight because it just wouldn't be fair otherwise
Hey, Pooper, challenge THIS!
>62
You're on the ban list now buddy.
OOH EEH OOH AHH AHH
TING TANG
WALLA WALLA BING BANG
imagine how empty amelia arena would be by now if the lgbtning were at home lmao
yeah i hope someone is making a collage
IMAGINE being a Bolts fan, what would you do user?
Me? I'd unironically commit sudoku
Based Bob and Panarin going to Florida to continue raping Tampa for years to come
GOON SQUAD
hope they enjoy that president's trophy
INTERGALACTIC
Does Cooper have an anesthesiologist on standby or is he always so unemotional
DA FUCC IS HAPPENING TO COLUMBUS
It's just terrible because outside of this tampa literally has nothing else to look forward to sports wise.
BLOW ME BLOW ME
>the bolts were the only team to score over 300 goals in the regular season
>best goal difference by quite some margin
>most points
>most wins
>swept in the playoffs
Ayy lmao
>intergalactic
>PLANITARY
>forecheck hard
>set up at the point
>take shots, get to rebounds
>keep the puck in the offensive zone
Holy shit, this is exactly the Hurricanes' game plan.
>not abandoning ship
it's like the titanic except you're getting assfucked with no lube on the way into the water
I mustn’t tell you this but
TAMPA IS GAY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUCK NIGGERS IT WAS 3-0
Tampa's excuse: Injuries
IT STARTS WITH
ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
>columbus are dead
>tfw columbus native living in tampa
Feels good
You know he's about to explode internally
>losing to the avalanche
>losing to the islanders
.
.
.
....
......
........
>getting swept by the columbus blue jackets
Has Tampa even had a lead since 3-0?
that guy is a 0/10
...
Is there anything more based than raping a team that fired you?
C B J C B J C B J C B J C B J C B J C B J C B J C B J C B J C B J C B J
\ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o / \ o /
thats the john tortellini special
>tampa gay blots
It means they get to raise a banner next October X-D
No President's Trophy winner has ever been swept in the first round
We history now
>tfw posting in historic thread
In all seriousness this is absolute horrible hockey by Tampa and the fact these fucks won 62 games in the regular season and are going to win 0 games in the playoffs has doomed this team to the worst of fates.
All that talent and they did FUCK ALL in the playoffs.
People will be gone and the rest of the NHL will feast on the jettisoned players from the Bolts
Alright Tampa squad which team becomes our new home after this disaster? Personally I'm a Caps fan after this.
Literally burning my Stamkos jersey now and just bought an Ovechkin jersey.
>"Who's gonna break the news to Stamkos" sign behind the blots' bench
absolutely based ohioans bringing the bants
Plan? That’s literally just how hockey should be played
>we are down by 1 goal lets go full offense and forget about defending
this tampa team is retarded
S TO SPIT ON TAMPON GAY'S GRAVE
S
Are they chanting "WE'RE TED"?
It's funny when the left tries to meme.
I wouldnt go that far.
Does anyone here use RSS feeds to check scores?
You gotta appreciate just how well the Blue Jackets are actually playing
The Bolts are choking because of how well the Blue Jackets are handling them
They look surprisingly good in all honesty
OH FUCK DOWNTOWN IS SINKING INTO THE SCIOTO
>62
reporting in
finally
torts is a genius and a top 3 hockey coach
>still having to resort to 2016 memes
SEE
BEE
JAY
What went wrong?
I can't wait for the memes that will follow their inevitable President's Trophy celebration/ceremony. Maybe the fans will boo.
Based.
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
blue jackets because of most union soldiers sent by any state to beat down the south
as you can see history is repeating itself
I would boom in her if you catch my fish
Yeah they definitely improved a lot at the deadline and are better than their record would indicate
Sunbelt hockey
>SUNBELT
>62
>62 is double 31
>it was 3-1
>laffsnet "experts" didnt see the lgbtning losing 4 games in a series to any team
>cooper
0 passion, its like he doesn't even care
I'd blast my cannon inside both if you know what I mean
Hopefully it'll take most of OSU's bugmen infestation with it
>just a little slow
>cooper trying not to shit pants on tv
As a Blackhawks fan I have the champagne ready to pop when the Bolts lose.
And you did?
My ass
"please fire me"
>Pierre interviewing Cooper on the bench
What the fuck did you think he was going to say, Pierre? "We blow niggercocks"?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO SOFT
>AH YA KNOW WE'RE JUST A LITTLE SLOW RIGHT NOW
Think you guys might be ready to start play by October, Jonny?
>62-24
this is too perfect, sucks that the rest of the playoffs will be boring now
It goes without saying the bandwagoners are gone after tonight (let's not even joke, it's tonight) but I honestly wonder if this absolute embarrassment will be enough to push some local fans into the kitties lap or some out of towners into more local teams.
for me, it's boomer the mascot
>just a little slow
fucking rag it
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Right is literally hotter
Brayden Point is garbage
>Uh, we're just a little slow right now
This guy needs to get fried. Jesus Christ.
>The Leafs winning the cup will be boring
when did Toronto change their logo?
nose too big
Imagine living in Tampa
>no blots
>no pongs
if anything, it makes the rest of the playoffs more interesting you fucking retard
AWW SKEEET SKEEET SKEEET SKEEET SKEEET SKEEET
AWW SKEEET SKEEET GAWD DAMN GAWD DAMN
still got laffs elimination
>playing "Get Low" censored
>tp
>tf
Checks out
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justin, please just run the country
Cooper has got to be the least inspiring coach in history after this shitshow
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Based
Assilevsky is overrated trash
and where the fuck do you live thats better cocksucker nigger loving faggot
where are all the anime posters at? tampa needs your energy!
>big warm beach city with sexy cuban girls everywhere
probably awesome
>RAGS SOUTH
>92122278
based contrarian retard (you)-farmer
Tampa is about to bolt to the golf course
stuttering... tripping over his words... w-w-we're just a bit slow...
how can you not even bullshit your way through an interview?
is there a live stream of shannon reacting?
>they give up the next goal and they are done
thanks pierre
That is extremely possible. I don't see how Tampa has the enthusiasm for this team next season they did this year.
It's ok we still have the bucs
cant wait for him to accept the jack adams
>another absolutely awful post by canada
i'm not even mad, i'm impressed at this point
Can’t stand cnbc had to switch back to FSO the based hockey channel
Love (laughing at) Vasy
>teds are going to choke
>music guy playing the trews
l.m.f.a.o
>62 wins
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BROSSSSSSSSSSS
uh oh teds
>R I G G E D
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>sexy cuban girls everywhere
That's miami. Tampa has all of your strippers, spring breakers, Scientologists, and retirees.
THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT
DIRECTED BY M NIGHT SHAMALAYNANAD
COMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACKCOMEBACK
uhhh, t-teds?
THE MOST DANGEROUS SERIES LEAD
Trotz
>"the grindrs going to work"
*switches jerseys*
>TEDS
LMAO
>Ted scores
>LMALO BLOTS
>Blots score
>OH NO NO NO TED CHOKING
IT'S OVER
if they choke this, i will HEEM every single person in the Teds organization
OH FUCK WE NEED TO MEME HARDER
FUCK, DO SOMETHING TEDS.
First time watching a forum commenting on a sports game?
Is it a good guys overcome adversary to ultimately overcome the unfair odds stacked against them?
go bolts
Why not just get some fat bastard who takes up so much space the other team can't score as goalie
I'd rather have a drunk and high Vasilevskiy than Martin Jones rn
What ever happened to rueheadle?
>standings
Your point?
I literally haven't even thought of this team since they were in the superb owl when I was nine
62 wins is all that will matter
Cam on Teds, destroy Tampa Bay
im just waiting for someone on the blots to start chimping out and take a dumb penalty. at that point you know the game is over.
Redpill me on teds
What compels someone to be a ted?
epic
imagine being a TEDs fan
There is a reason 30+ teams in the NHL and 1,000 of other hockey teams around the world don't do it. If it worked, they'd all do it.
REVERSE SWEEP NOW LADS
dubs and the jackets don't choke
Literally shaking rn lads
ur mum was busy lololololol XD
make the new thread, cuck
which is why your opinion is worthless
the 2 helmets on that one guy
fucking kek
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE TEDS
T*ds btfo
>Peyton Manning
Jones is so bad tho
>blots still in the game thanks to refpuck
Why can’t gary just let this series go
did pierre just say
"tampa is going to win this game"
lol
>taking a historically stacked roster to a playoff berth is more impressive than taking a team everyone wrote off and has no true superstars to a playoff berth
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why my stream so fucking LAGGY
Vanishing deductibles
...
LOL @ IBM still using a nigger and a foreign woman to beg whitey to feed Africa.
Yea Forums welcomes Redditfugees!
oh, canada
please tell me this is an irl grill ;_;
thread #3
CAM on Teds, SCAR some fAcking goals
islanders are just this seasons devils who got a better berth
Meanwhile Columbus hasn't taken a penalty in almost two games. Nothing suspicious there.
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this aint it chief
Both times the Bolts score I went to take a piss
it's still more impressive that the isles made the playoffs. everyone knew the blots would be in, barely anybody said the isles would be in
FUCK YOU
are you there in person?
Drink more water. It will be funny to see the faggots on here "rooting for muhhhhhhh Teds" to collectively lose their shit over a team they have no connection to.
DON'T FUCKING BLOW IT TEDS
POINT!
>BLOTS
lmao
thoughts?
>Cheering for a God-like destructive power, a truly surreal awe-inspiring strike of electricity which makes man feel like an ant
or
>Cheering for the people that freed all the niggers
kirby's a precious cinnamon roll and would never root for Detoilet.
>I get to see Juventus, Man United, Tampa Bay & Pittsburgh crash out in one day
Nice
keep coping, tampon gay fag
fuck this stupid league and bettman
retarded playoff format, regular season is for nothing. give me one reason why 1st place teams shouldn't get a bye? stamkos deserves better.
Sore loser much?