I don’t follow soccer but I do love a good shitpost. What’s the deal with these two countries in regards to all of the Messi posting I see today?
I don’t follow soccer but I do love a good shitpost...
Ryder Murphy
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William Robinson
Those two countries are aliases of a known janitor/shitposter, known as Twain, who dedicates most of his life trying to make Messi look bad on an anime imageboard. Not only he's willing to work for free cleaning the board and taking his work very seriously, he also pays to post.
Ian Murphy
You mean he pays to work for Yea Forums?
Xavier Hill
They're good posters, they are relying on facts and stats and a common sense.
Daniel Ward
They convinced themselves of the fake lie that Ronaldo is "clutch" annd Messi isn't, but today statistics were proven right again:
>game-winning goals in the KO stages, rivals
Messi:
Chelsea,
Arsenal (x2),
Bayern Munich (x2),
Manchester City,
Milan (x2),
Manchester United (x2),
Real Madrid,
Shaktar,
Stuttgart,
Lyon
Celtic
Ronaldo:
Atletico (x2)
Juventus
PSG
Wolfsburg
Roma (x3)
Schalke 04 (x2)
Galatasaray
Manchester United
APOEL
CSKA
Spurs
Arsenal
Porto
Lyon
Nothing weird happened, just Ronaldo not being bailed out by his teammates.
Liam Wilson
>fake news
Meanwhile
Ronaldo hattricks >CL knockouts >CL knockouts >CL knockouts >World Cup Messi hattricks >Copa del Rey >9men Eibar >Haiti friendly >la liga when barcelona was 14 points ahead
Kevin Sullivan
Some perseverant autist that has made literally thousands of posts talking shit about Messi all day long and getting constantly BTFO. He even got a pass just to shitpost without cool down, dude's got some serious dedication.
Mason Evans
>game-winning goals
>Real needs two goals, Ronaldo scores twice against Bayern, game goes to ET, lose on penalties
>doesnt matter because it's not a game winning goal
>Ronaldo scores a penalty against Juventus. if he didn't score then the game would have gone into ET
>goal doesnt matter because it's not a game winning goal
>Ronaldo scores a hattrick against Bayern makes it 4-1 then Asensio scores for 4-2
>doesnt matter because they're not game winning goals
>Ronaldo scores twice in a 3-1 win against PSG, then scores away again for a 2-1 win
>only one goal counts as game winning goal, the other two are useless
>Ronaldo scores twice against Schalke but Real loses. if he didn't score those goals then Schalke would have gone through.
>doesnt matter because it wasn't a game winning goal
>Ronaldo scores in the 2008 final, game ends 1-1
>doesnt matter because it's not a game winning goal
game winning goals are a very solid metric for a league system where if you score a game winner you gain 3 points, and if you score while losing then you gain nothing.
in KO rounds especially with away goal rule this is completely retarded.
imagine thinking that goals scored in an away 2-2 are useless.
Isaiah Jackson
O TWAIN
Jose Russell
The poster known as "Twain"is a huge penaldo dickrider.He post like 20 anti messi threads a day and argues 24/7 about him in multiple threads.
He also uses a VPN and proxies,so he literally pays like the cuck he is.
The following flags are his:
1.New Zealand
2.Romania
3.Urugay
4.India
5.Argentinia
The Romanian and New Zealand proxies are his most well known tho.He constantly argues and backs himself up with multiple proxies.
If you expose him,he ignores you or forgets the next day like Schmuli Silberstein.
Potentially he might be the Serb in here,because he is ashamed that the whole board laughs about him yet again.
He is a totally insane person,100% mentally ill.
Chase Cox
He's /tnm/'s (Toji no Miko) manager (previously Yea Forumsee and feed)
Xavier Hill
>today statistics were proven right again
no Messi goals = Barcelona is in CL semifinals
no Ronaldo goals = Juve cant even go through the last16 round
yes Messi is very clutch, thank god for Dembele Pique Coutinho Shaw
Blake Richardson
>he paid money to post this
O TWAIN
Jace Edwards
Twain is an autist, news at 11
Jaxon Morgan
wtf
Isaac Jenkins
Basement-crippling autism
Gabriel Sanders
Hi Alfonso.
Hudson Gomez
all he gets out of this shit is attention. just ignore him.
Julian Rogers
>no Messi goals
He scored twice, LMAO, are you in such trauma that you can't even look at the results?
Jose Wood
No, he bought a (((pass))), some user took a screenshot of 2 posts with obviously-close timestamps.
Wyatt Carter
I don't decide what is a game-winning goal. It's decided objectively by the Transfermarkt database based on a cold neutral algorithm.
also
>explicitly begging for offside/penalty goals that were not game-winning to be counted as game-winning
oh god the desperation of this fangirl
Nicholas Fisher
ayy lmao
Brayden Nelson
Jesus christ, the proxy theory is true
Aaron Garcia
>He scored twice
what for? after Shaw's og Barcelona was never in danger of missing the semis. classic statpadding.
>Ronaldo's goals arent goals
>it's Transfermarkt database trust me, but I wont post a link, it's a secret. I'm not lying I promise.
Robert Wilson
Romania is my brother, I feel like he's my own blood and I am ready to hurt people for him.
Hudson Ortiz
Seconding this
Colton Martin
From what I've seen it's a literal Adam Lanza tier autistic lunatic that posts with 10 different flags and obsesses over an athlete. Basically, the Euro version of S*an
Jaxon Hill
Gypsy brothering up with a gypsy, how surprising.
Luis Collins
Messi's game-winning goals in the UEFA CL:
Ronaldo's game-winning goals in the UEFA CL:
Dylan Russell
but no one mentioned muslim x cr*at brotherhood
Jacob Long
Janny that spends everyday shit posting and hating on Messi. He pays to shitpost about him, and is also a brony, quite the interesting person.
James Garcia
Jason Roberts
Arent Croats Serbs tho
Ian Brown
@T*ain
Hi brony. Nice selfie you posted there
Oliver Rodriguez
DO NOT ASSOCIATE THAT FAGGOT WITH NEW ZEALAND FUUUUUUUUUCK.
Noah Sanchez
t. O TWAIN
David Wilson
>the Euro version of Sean
That’s all I needed to hear. I am so sorry yurofags, if he’s even half as bad as Sean was that’s a horrific amount of autism to put up with
Benjamin Young
you didn't answer my question
>Real needs two goals, Ronaldo scores twice against Bayern, game goes to ET, lose on penalties
>doesnt matter because it's not a game winning goal
>Ronaldo scores a penalty against Juventus. if he didn't score then the game would have gone into ET
>goal doesnt matter because it's not a game winning goal
>Ronaldo scores a hattrick against Bayern makes it 4-1 then Asensio scores for 4-2
>doesnt matter because they're not game winning goals
>Ronaldo scores twice against Schalke but Real loses. if he didn't score those goals then Schalke would have gone through.
>doesnt matter because it wasn't a game winning goal
>Ronaldo scores in the 2008 final, game ends 1-1
>doesnt matter because it's not a game winning goal
>Ronaldo scores in the 2017 final for 1-0 and 2-1. final score 4-1.
>somehow no game winning goal
why are 3 goals in CL finals considered less useful than Messi statpadding against 10men Arsenal?
like I said, doesn't make any sense in a knockout system.
Logan Edwards
Real is out of the CL
Penaldo is out of the CL
Messi is still in
Messi is the GOAT
John Harris
cheese pizza & sprite > anal rape
Alexander Sanchez
Cheese Pizza is good though