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bote's been a pleasant surprise since coming up

Time to get RBI #5 Q.

not with that swing

Years in the baby league have ruined him

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DESCALSO WITH A BASE HIT TO SCORE BOTE!

1-0

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!!

you know what at this point to be watching when the marlins are winning

what did you mean to say?

>beerfest

honestly that sounds like a good reason to go. if the marlins are going to get killed might as well get drunk

also at least we arent the mest giving up 10 runs in the first inning

>you know what at this point I will be happy to see the marlins winning

sounds like a nice time. How much are tickets down there now anyways

$40 for general
50 for VIP

Baez is due for a home run.

Time for a hit and run

i hope he doesn’t turn lastella by killing it for a month then doing fuck all after that

>heyward
>not gidp

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I want to see Baez steal home, but a righty is on the mound.

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he won't need to with this bases clearing double

BOTE, WITH A BROKEN BAT GROUND OUT THAT SCORES BAEZ!
2-0

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we are all watching the game. why give updates

I was joking

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Try again Nostradamus

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dullahanfag status: own'd

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Don't question how things are done here. You are our guest.

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fuck these speak for yourself promos.

yeugh, shoulda done more

indeed. I know the payroll is a touchy subject, but he deserved that extension. a good role player - BenZo might retire soon so >we needed a contingency guy

that's his gimmick. I like to comment on the game too, but for w/e reason, he needs to give play-by-play when there's scoring involved

That’s Chicago Style posting.

>catching sterlin castro cursing
lol

>yes that is pine tar, there’s no birds around
lel

Shut up fore I knock you out

Q's cruising through 4.

Are they worried a foul ball might damage the aquarium, or are they using bulletproof glass?

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It so future generations can look back at this thread and know what happened with the Cubs offense.

That was a meatball Kris what the fuck

DeScalso is gonna end up on a lot of "top offseason signings" lists. what a pick-up to replace LaStella

it would be foolish that not have glass that could withstand a hard-hit baseball. then again, this is Florida.

>that throw

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And his value just dropped getting tagged out there.

WHAT A FUCKING THROW

This is where Rizzo hits a home run.

>this guy

that was a fantastic throw though

ok we need to stop serving jinxes ITT

get a load of this gaymo von gay gay

Immaculate inning coming from quintana

Baez is due for a home run

oh cease to breathe

>958 games in the minor leagues

god we have a literal minor league team

>Doing a take out slide on Descalso
Marlins are Dirty! DIRTY!

>Q pitching 5 shut out innings and qualifying for the win.
Let's get a quality start.

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oh I hear the name Pablo Lopez all the time bro
>t. California

damn angles

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jewish tricks!

he couldn't keep getting away with it

>calling time while getting tagged

UMPBALL

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So the lesson here is button up your shirt Javy.

Or change the rules where you have to make contact with the body and not a piece of fabric.

>almora

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The defense has come to play tonight

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Gold hair
Gold chain
and, soon, a Gold Glove

Q can now qualify for a quality start.

GOT'EM

The base running needs improvement.

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I've had enough of this Galloway character

Stupid Galloway

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Another K for Quintana!

the marlins are going to go a 3+ game series this year w/o scoring a run

>88 pitches through 7
Q's in command going 7 shut out innings again. And depending on how the 8th goes, he might get a shot at a complete game.

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it doesnt take much to go through the leagues worst line up like this

>You're only doing good because we suck

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woohoo

but we do suck. look at the record

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DING DONG!

he's not wrong though the marlins are a dumpsterfire right now

DUES = PAYED

BAEZ WITH A SOLO SHOT HOMER!

3-0
He was due and we got more insurance!

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What pizza should I order for after the game

I am late but what the hell is happening the al east?

PIZZA HUT, Papa John's, or Men's Wearhouse?

>Contreras GIDP with Heyward on
Backwards time universe.

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>Men's Wearhouse
They make pizza?

Sale SUCKS DICK.

>Maddon pulled Q
Shame.

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Stop posting Inuyasha

>Giving the game to the bullpen

Oh no...

Have a spider then.

I have faith in Brandon Kintzler.

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GAHHHH too fuckin' scary

Kinotana getting the Rays and all these nu-bullpen advocates to shut up

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DOUBLE PLAY

>Walking Castro

My gosh

Can we exhale yet?

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yikes

whew

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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wow, how high did that go

This is unbelievable. Too bad it's not on TV ffs.

Well alfaro looks decent. It looks like we didnt get totally fucking screwed in the jt realmuto trade...................for once we got something back

How can you call this Spider scary? She's not from Cleveland.

Also, that fly out to the warning track was Cubs tier slugging based on that crack of the bat.

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wow, totally the wrong thread. I meant to post in the CBJ/TB game

that was pretty close

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You're stuck here now and you're going to have to meet your fellow leaf in the THUNDER DOME to decide who stays.

What’s joes problem, anyway?

Jesus fuck that thing is horrible.

Bote was fine

He just thought he struck out, and walked around the umpire to try and save face

he's old

So we need a younger Bote?

SAC FLY BASED

Sac fly by Zobrist to score Bote!
4-0

Every run counts. RIP save opportunity for Strope.

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fuckin broors, man.

Bote looked like he hurt himself at that at bat so Maddon was playing it safe by checking in on him because if Bote pushed himself to far and injuries himself, it'll really screw with the Cubs depth.

But since he was running fine, there's no cause for alarm.

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oh I thought you were talking about Maddon in general
Bote looked like he tweaked s/t and then didnt swing for the rest of the ab

yea Alfaro is supposed to be good, and hes under control for like 5 years

Just three more outs man.

Enough of this. I am out

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Only against the Tardinals, Yelbitch can't hit shit against other teams.

Come'on Bryant, you can get out of this slump.

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>rookie of the year
>mvp
>still like 25
>now complete shit

Don't be rude.

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How do japs come up with this stuff? It's simply ghastly no offense my man

1 more out homies

[W]

Q with another commanding game and the defense was solid. This is the Cub's 3rd shut out in a little over a week too.

Offense didn't have a break out game, but got what was needed twin.

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That'll do it, boys

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[W]
Now, on to see the Spuds winning. Hopefully.

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DUBYA

good thing we haven't signed him to a long term extension. Im slightly worried this shoulder thing fucked him up

how did Europeans come up with centaurs? humans are creative, breugh

>how did Europeans come up with centaurs? humans are creative, breugh
Centuars are normal tho

>tfw first to 10 games under .500
>tfw 4.5 games out of 4th place

>centaurs
I wonder want happened to the Cubs bro who posted the horse girl.

hes a rangers fan

Watching this? NBA playoffs on.

FUCK BASKETBALL

>watching apehoop

Why did you lie abut leaving?
I hate tripfags who lie

>Watching the second most rigged sport after Dive grass.

so are the superior NHL playoffs

>MFW people tries to claim that Tampa Bay getting swept in the first round was a bigger choke job than 18-1
NOTHING will come close to 18-1.
It is the reason Yea Forums is back.

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I demand satisfaction

Chivago is the biggest shithole in the America and all Cubs fans' wives get fucked by niggers