/LigaMX/

>Celaya vs San Luis on wednesday
>Alebrijes vs Mineros on thursday

fucking based, AscensoMX bringing MAGIA to out midweek NOCHES

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BREHHS..is it me or is this thiccness unreal hnng or is she frauding creating an allusion

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I need to see more pictures, that angle and the pants color doesn't help to appreciate those proportions.

That's some 20 years of eating maíz everyday to get this thicc.

why dont u ask her out and see for urself instead of posting blurry pics on an eritrian shoe polishing message board

legit angles and shiet. Tell her to send you pancita pics to know if she's kosher.

post better pic, can't see shit

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-Only San Luis, Mineros, Zacatepec, Cimarrones, Dorados & Alebrijes are certified to be promoted.

I was waiting for this general to post this
>also

fuck CHIllas

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That's a good post.

>certified

by whom?

Imagine licking her dimples of Venus, then drink a coke with her.

By (((them))).

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>Alpura milk
>not Leche Lala Descatosada a 15.20

youtube.com/watch?v=YjXJpZretLA

>posting ((()))
>on 4channel.org
Simmer down, son. Some people here can't handle your power

Así es así que acércate
¿A como cuesta Adriana el litro de leche?
A quince veinte
Quince veinte
¿A como cuesta el litro de leche?
A quince veinte
¿A cómo?
¡A quince veinte!
A quince veinte
¿A cómo?
(Sacúdete)
A quince con veinte centavos te cuesta el litro de leche
Deslactosada, deslactosada
La de Lala
Aquí en Chedraui
¿Pie de la cuesta? (No sé qué vergas dijo)
La vas a encontrar en el pasillo noveno siete
De abarrotes
¿A cómo? ¿A cómo? ¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
A quince, a quince, a quince, a quince, a quince, a quince
Con veinte centavos te cuesta el litro de leche
Deslactosada, deslactosada
La de Lala
Aquí en Chedraui
Pie de la cuesta
¿A cómo? ¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
¿Me vuelve “lomi”? (¿Que dijo?, Quien sabe.)
Nena de lápiz de atrás
Yo sé que te va a gustar
Sí que vente conmigo
De este lado mami :v
Te vamos a decir
Que el litro de leche
Deslactosada, deslactosada
La de Lala
Aquí en Chedraui
Pie de la cuesta
¿Te cuesta a cómo? ¿A cómo? ¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
A quince, a quince, a quince, a quince, a quince, a quince
Con veinte centavos te cuesta el litro de leche
Deslactosada
¿A cómo? ¿A cómo? ¿A cómo?
¿Al dónde? ¿En dónde? ¿Dónde?
¿A cómo? ¿a cómo?
A quince con veinte centavos te cuesta el litro de leche
Deslactosada, deslactosada
La de Lala
Aquí en Chedraui
Pie de la cuesta
La vas a encontrar en el pasillo noveno siete
De abarrotes
¿A cómo? ¿A cómo? ¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
A quince
¿A cómo?
A quince

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s-sorry

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>ywn pour Coke all over her perfect, curvy body and lick it off her sweet nipples
*chokes down sob*

>all those nice pedorros
>none of them have BRAPED on your face

generals are making me sad, lads

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Also, I'd like to add one thing...

The Latina is the EPITOME of female dominance and masculinity. Her seductive gaze will make your knees weak but your heart will pump faster than the speed of light. Her sexy curves set every cell in your body on fire.

Her hips suggest that she is a fertile woman, more fertile than any other on this planet, because she is PEAK femininity and PEAK female performance. Are there women more graceful and curvaceous than the women of /LigaMX/?

You tell me.

>masculinity
Aw fuck, I forgot to edit that part of the pasta. Just fuck my shit up lads, looks like it's over for me for today

There's artsy girl but she's also technically latina.

needs more qts

beautiful pedorrito de rancho, would let her ride my stud if you know what I mean

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for me it's Santos

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I suddenly have the feeling ranchos are comfy even without beisbol.

Just imagine having a qt like this next to you while you watch ligamx

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KEK

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It could be a bit boring if you don't get a qt gf to have unprotected sex in the wild nature

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>don't worry user Santos is only bad atm because of Chavas Reyes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why are Latinas so perfect?

>tfw ugly as a shit and will never have a qt gf
I can't even take my mind of it because Santos is playing like shit I wish I had at least been good enough to be a tronco in a team

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Does /ligaMX/ like Negritas?

Mestizaje

>Just imagine having a qt like this next to you while you watch ligamx
we can make it breh, we all will get a qt

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>he doesnt know about /ourgirl/

youtube.com/watch?v=L1VI9_bgMiw

kek I keep getting recommendations from this girl.

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yeah

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Watch our league pls, also buy Chofis Lopez, he's as good as Gullit Peña :^)

Ah claro

>pepemau
this flamming faggot doesn't even enjoy having a model qt gf, no wonder why he cheated on her, even stupid bitch forgive him.

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Renato's ass > his wife's

No homo.

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>1,474,545 views
let's be honest, people clicked because of the AME crest

>The girl I like doesn't answer me
What do? Should I be obnoxious about wanting to be with her?

Also, what the fuck did Kuri revealed about LigaMX? I was hoping for some good

Just move on it's not happening

>RÉCORD publicó este lunes que Fidel Kuri reclama a la FMF el pago de 475 mil dólares por el concepto de haber tenido a tres jugadores peruanos en la Copa del Mundo; sin embargo, el organismo rector del balompié mexicano no le ha pagado a los Tiburones Rojos por el adeudo antes mencionado.
record.com.mx/futbol-futbol-nacional-liga-mx-veracruz/fmf-exige-multa-a-kuri-y-al-veracruz-pero-le-deben-premios

He just provided the official contracts about this, something we already knew.

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>What do?
you're probably not her best option for the moment, just go for another girl while you work on yourself m8.

si ya sabe que te gusta y no te hace caso ya valiste verga. kuri is just bluffing

>Xbox Game Pass Ultimate: Xbox Live and Xbox Game Pass for $14.99 a month

Sony better drop some BOMBAS soon, because Google Stadia will finish to kill them.

She's waiting you to go full "perrito faldero" mode and pay for her shit. Move on.

Fuck. It hurts but I know you are right.

Also, fuck Kuri for getting high my hopes

Reminder online play should always be free.

Yeah, I was waiting some kind of private video or call of Azcarraga or Irraragorri.

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Fap and move on to the next one. There a million other girls out there.

>discless xbox one s

Cool, I wish you could personalize your console like you do with custom controllers.

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Based huebro.

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This, also you're suffering from oneitis. She's playing with you.

>It's real

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Disgusting ;^(

I wish we could get this one

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That's pretty Chad.

Love the v crest. Bring it back.

We /early2000s/ now

bump for more latina's

I've seen better kits in local leagues, jesus christ.

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Cayese puto

>a dirty CHI thinking he can shut up anyone

Cayese wila puta

needs more baphomet

based, send more Cavallini's pls

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compa, the sauce

Well fags, when are we going to make our Tercera División team?
>$35k of signup
>$60k for registers
>$200k on travels per season (source: my ass)
>$200k on field investment

The hard thing are the sponsors, but it's not THAT much money

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THIS

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Literally impossible to find beisbol streams now.

She goes by zitachavez, literally a 10/10.

Indeed she is.

Nevermind, LMB en Vivo is back.

Not even memebook?

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Only a million is not bad famalam, where would you base it out of though?

It wasn't working last week so I didn't even bother listening to games.

share LMB link

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fb/LMBEnVivo/videos/846456362386613/
Saraperos @ Guaxaca, top of the 8th.

It should be on the CDMX, Jalisco/Michoacan or Guanajuato. They have their own groups so the travels wouldn't be that expensive and there are enough people to brainwash into paying you a ticket.
The other problem is that I think all players in Tercera must be U-20 which is a pain in the ass to get reasonably good players of that age. Fuck FMF and their monopolies

>25,000 dlls

Not that much, where are we making the casting? we should do like Grizzlies from football flag, niggas hire top qt's only, what about making a fem team instead? we can directly just make them wear tiny shorts and tight jerseys, people will love to attend the games

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thanks

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Fucc CDMX and Michoacán, Jalisco and Guanajuato seem breddy comfy though. Personally I would prefer a team en el norti.

>Rancheros de Tepic

Imagine a team with güeras the rancho only :d

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Wh-where do I sign up at fampai?

Last bump of the night

>a non-fatass/non-beaner woman in a beaner thread
Hnnnngggggggg

T-thanks, remember to buy your botanas for tomorrow.

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>He doesn't knows she is at Mexico and Bean'd every night

OH NO NO NO

nigga those dirty fridges looks mexican as fuck

>mathildtantot
Increadible body, perfect structure to marinate her skin and cook them just like roasted chicken from Pollo Loko.

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Carlos Salcido knew...
>“Carlos no sé de qué se haya dado cuenta que fue al vestidor del árbitro y le dijo que se sentía mareado y que si podía otro jugador entrar por él faltando tan pocos minutos para iniciar el juego, no sé que le haya dicho el árbitro pero llevaron otra credencial, Carlos se salió de la alineación antes de que iniciara el juego y entró otro en su lugar”
futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/carlos-salcido-sabia-que-iban-a-ser-goleados-contra-pachuca/2019/04

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>ESPN reveló que la directiva del “Rebaño” castigó a tres jugadores del primer equipo tras haber infringido el reglamento interno del club por aparecer en lugares que no son los adecuados según considera la directiva. “fue por la indisciplina que cometieron tres elementos la semana pasada al asistir a un lugar público estipulado como inconveniente en el reglamento interno del plantel”.
futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/3-jugadores-de-chivas-sancionados-por-directiva/2019/04

>“Lo lamentable del suceso es que los tres futbolistas en cuestión fueron vistos por los asistentes al lugar, donde algún indiscreto les tomó video con su celular y de esa manera existe la prueba irrefutable de su presencia en el sitio”

OH NO NO NO NO NONO
I bet it was Pulido, Chofis and Van Rankin

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Neither look like people I want here 2bh

Oh look, dirty American slores celebrating a 35th birthday vacationing in Cancun. Mexico is sexy you guize

Nunca faltan las pinches edecanes de tecate xd

wtf u cant even go for sum cheeky putas anymore without niggas snitching baka(shaking my head)

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We'll know by weekend which niggas se fueron de putas, imagine actually a Gudiño, Pereira and Conejito video kek

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tranny confirmed for activating ultra instinct

i was just watching espn and they said it was van rankin, chofis and pocho

siempre me he querido culiar una preppy bitch de estas. Que lastima que nunca se me hizo.

just stop being poor :^)

I don't see why you must forget about this fantasy breh, bitches nowdays are more willing to drop their nalguitas on your riel for the right Amazon purchase.
TOPKEK
Yamilé gave him the power to foresee if he is about to get anally raped desu

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You got Chofis and Van Rankin right, the other was Ponce (he is still in the team?)

and I missed Ponce because I didn't even know this dude existed... Chivas better get Alanís, Chicharito and Gio back to Mexico for next season.

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tibu-2ones

I’m gonna need some porn links from you lads.

what kind of porn?

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>>Pachuca, Pumas & CruzAzul interested on Sebastian Jurado
Those are all good destinations for him desu.

>Club America 1st place of assistance in Mexico
>31° of the world

#ODIAMEMAS #MiCasaElAzteca #ChemosArrimados #

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>LigaMX 4th place in attendance

twitter.com/CIES_Football/status/1115959552070098945

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Ouch ow ow owww. Do any of those cuties on the top speak decent english? Also would they just bail after the green card :/

>Atlanta United 10°

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why are they always taking photos inside grocery stores? are grocery stores associated with luxxury in mexico?

Of girls like your picture please

normie meme. 2k19 version of touch my butt and buy me pizza

>aparecer en lugares que no son los adecuados según considera la directiva
Is this code for whore house?

UACJ collage is on the border with Texas, so they probably have basic knowledge of english. The green card thing is only if you really want to wife the shit out of them.

>>LigaMX 4th place in attendance
Tweet says:
>@AscensoMX at the top for non-European leagues
Well which is it faggot?

I think it's the new trend, last decade bitches loved to take pictures on public bathrooms(malls, nightclubs, at work, school). At least this grocery picture meme is useful, you can ask them to bring you something to eat&drink while watching LigaMX.

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I need a wife..

its just the trying to take THOT pics but masking it as lol im so randumb xd

>The Mexican top division is the most popular competition outside of the non-European leagues covered by the study. In the top ten championships with the most spectators are two other competitions taking place outside of Europe: the Chinese top division (6th) and the MLS (8th). The Japanese J-League is 12th, just ahead of the Brazilian Serie A.

>The comparative analysis of attendances shows substantial disparities according to league. Germany appears as the footballing country par excellence. Although also very popular, English and Spanish clubs have considerably less spectators than German teams. Outside of Europe, Mexican clubs attract the biggest crowds.

Sorry, I'm retarded

>implying bitches don't go full slut on groceries

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America plays in a stadium that can sit 80,000+ fans, Tigres is at its limit, Monterrey is going to get a better average soon because they are still counting a couple of years of the Tecnologico, which had a capacity of only 35,000

Pablo Aguilat status:
>“Pablo presenta un esguince del ligamento colateral medial de la rodilla derecha”
>“Con los trabajos de rehabilitación correspondientes, existe posibilidad de que el jugador pueda tener actividad en la jornada 15 ante Pumas”

dat cheeky Renato putting his butt on frame

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>Tecnologico
Anny de Tecnológico is the best Anny

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>be La(Doña)inez
>have a choice between Ajax and betis
>your dad convinces you to go to betis cause it'll be more convenient for him
>you end up being a shitter on the bench in a club that can only compete for a spot in the fucking europa league
KEK, hope the other good ligamx players learn from this retard and his mistakes.

it was america that sold him to benis cuz they offered more monies

>Carlos Trejo leaked gay pics from Alfredo Adame's son
>normies went full SJW on Trejo

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>it was america
Nope, Ajax also made a good offer but benis made a better one so the ameriCACA executives tried their best to convince him to go there, and it was easy as fuck since his dad and family preferred to go to spain over netherlands.

Links frog, links!

???

what the fuck did i just say retard

fucking based

ordenadorpolitico.com/tras-ser-exhibidos-por-carlos-trejo-terminan-noviazgo-hijo-de-alfredo-adame-y-bryan-jack/
>bryan jack

OH NO ONONO N ONO NO NONO

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Tonight's Futbol Picante
youtube.com/watch?v=J3UoQztmOpc

Some old ass ghost-hunter from Mexico has an scandal with this boomer tv host, they were suppused to have a fight but nothing happened, ghost-hunter leaked pics from this other dude's gay son, normies chimped out on ghost-hunter with all the force of George Soros.

why?

> La Chofis quiere que Chivas DESCIENDA, no le importa
wwww based click bait vids

Bros, I want to make a care asada for the final regia and I want to impress a girl, what meat cuts should I buy besides the regular chuletas?

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Hey Mexibros, any talents that are looking to make the jump to Europe next transfer window? Remember from a few threads ago my team Ajax was interested in a Mexican youngster. Would be nice, most Mexican talents that don't go to Spain usually end up at PSV.

SeñorGolHD is the boom

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alvarez from club america might go to Ajax this summer

rare

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Thank you, will have to check out some videos of him

Just on vacation here sadly. 4 more days then it's back to the regular red white and blue.

>Some old ass ghost-hunter from Mexico
Sounds like imagebro desu.

Kek, my story goes further than meme ghosts

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wtf huebro got v&hammered

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FUEGO, MANTENLO PRENDIDO
FUEGO, NO LO DEJES APAGAR
FUEGO, MANTENLO PRENDIDO
FUEGO, NO LO DEJES APAGAR
...
Y GRITO FUEGO, MANTENLO PRENDIDO

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NOCHES

I dont feel well lads :c

Yes as a matter of fact at least 90% consider it a luxury. Most people in Mexico also consider Little Caesar's a luxury (lmao) they even have tables to eat at there.

just b urself :)

Imagine if it was Van Rankin. It's like their best player being punished because of muh bullshit just like Lobos did before eventually killing Puente.

it was

kek I mean I feel sick, just went to the doc, I got some drops for my ear(the same ear where interdimensional niggers putted the implant in)

Based v& evader

Watching Venga La Alegría with Tañía Rincon

Comfy

OH NONONONONONONO
So, where did they go? The putero?

The note says "an incovenient public place according with the infernal rules of the club"

It could be the putero but it could also be tacos a la americana.

Did Autismo Picante REALLY put 6 grown men talking at once speculating where Van Rankin and Ponce were?
Why would they do that?

>Little Caesar's
>Luxury
The fuck? i have a Little Ceasar's near my house and he doesn't have tables to eat, no one who goes to buy there considers it a luxury.

Check his flag, he clearly knows more about your country than you.

>not eating at El Pollo Loko
you niggas missing all the luxury

kek

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>Peru ex-president an hero

damn son

The thing is than there is a vídeo, i hope Hector Huerta leaks the shit, nigga has contactos.

Rib eye, aguja o chuletas de puerco si tu presupuesto es limitado, recuerda aprender a encender el carbón, una macho capaz de crear fuego hace que las morras se mojen.

Better question: who snitched it to the team directors?

depende si quieres un corte chido como tbone, ribeye o sirloin pero si quieres mas para taquear basta con aguja y arrachera de calidad. y que no se te olvide las cebollitas, guacamole, queso, chorizo, salsas, tortillas, lo que vayas a pistear etc

probably some aclista. maybe even some chillahermano that city is full of faggots

Just realised mods deleted my messages but forgot to ban or warn me.
I like where the moderation of this imageboard is going.

>My closest Little Caesar's doesn't have it so none of them have it heh

Literally the first one to pop up in the search result in CDMX. Also, you fucking nibbas are fucking disgusting when going to fast food; leaving you're shite behind on the tables.

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Cayese puto

>flag
>”footy”

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...

its called creating jobs sweaty :¬)

It's called being third worlders sweaty ;^)

t. obamaphone poster

Feels good to get gibs from Obama tbqhwy, also waiting on my qt güerita gibs from AMLO ;)

>chicano calling others thirdworlders

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He's lying

>CDMX
now that explains everything, i'm from Guadalajara

Feels good to get the tacos riled up ;^)

Here's one in Zapopan, they even have a tv lmao.

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u cant troll me im everything u want to be(not a faggot shitcano)

I'm thinking Little Ceasars.

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>Being Mexicano

Yikes! That's going to be a no from me dawg.

>Zapopan
Then not every local has their own tables, the one which is near from my house doesn't have any of them.
Besides no one who goes to buy there considers a luxury.

depors
youtube.com/watch?v=qtboSq3EYPA

Shite you're right, I forgot in Mexico everyone goes to Wings Army™ or Sonora Grill™ in their Suburbans and Range Rovers on the weekend. I always wondered who drives all those tsurus and sparks and all the old ass cars over there hmmm...

It's not a luxury in the sense it's pretty expensive to buy, actually it's one of the cheapest especially from where i live considering the size.

You missed the whole point user...
Going off topic Guadalajara is actually breddy nice t.b.h famalam. Not even a chillahermano, but I completely missed my opportunity to go to tequila last time around ;_;

I didn't miss the whole point, it's a bullshit consider Little Caesar pizzas a luxury and i'm not even rich.
And yeah, even with his issues Guadalajara is a good city.

Save de Tuca

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No seas pendejo guey, todo lo de marca es caro en mexico (eg pizza hut, mcdonalds, burger king, etc.). Ser caro no quiere decir que es un lujo, aparte de que el peso vale pa madres el dinero no rinde en mexico. Es mas facil, “barato”, y comun comer tacos, gorditas, cemitas, etc. que la comida de corporaciones americanas.

Reminder dance for El AME Bicampeón

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>Tecate and Herrera team choking on cuartos

cursed and spoopy

>implying it's not Porto
Marega, the black Marega lost like 5 goals

MORE
LATINAS (preferably with big bundas)

Big culos, you wanted?

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Were can Australian go for an /MX/ girlfriend mex bros .........

here
She should do the Pizarro's dance, I heard Palafox isn't dancing anymore.

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Yeah, thread was on page 8.

let's fucking watch this boeyz

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I hope NOCHES MAGICAS DE FUTBOL saves /ligamx/ from this Little Ceasars nonsense debate.

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CULOacan

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>tfw no culona gf de kiosko

Have this Tuca Impresionado De Alta Definición.

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Tuca de Escondidillas

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w....will..... i get beheaded there .....

This. Get a Tomateros gf de beisbol, in Culiacán.

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WE BEISBOL NOW

Can we all agree Northern México is BEST México?

only if you mess with landlord's cuties

Yeah, it's the purest Mexico, forget about the mariachis, earthquakes and stinky beaches from the south.

youtube.com/watch?v=nAS9mtDlV-c

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>pep

Manchester City needs Mourinho.

Only if Flan Luis gets rekt

AME

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Nope, just kidnapped never to be seen again

sending perras to oxxo it's the best part of /ligma/

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They were lucky up to this point
>Shalke
>Galatasaray
>Lokomotiv
>Roma
Liverpool was the first decent team they faced and they were humilliated, they didn´t even have a chance to choke

Page 6 save.

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Now a page 5 save.

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youtu.be/J3UoQztmOpc

Bases De Anda, defensa la chofis and VanRankin

Fútbol con presupuesto was a mistake.

>does nothing

he's a fraud hope Tata ban him

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Necaxa will win the league

based mich poster

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pls no

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Sauce on the right

nevermind, found her

based
can you sauce me Ana instagram now?

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BEISBOL IN AN HOUR AND A HALF

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Why are Jalapeños en Escabeche soooo good, lads?

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We're are my /pancita/ bros at?

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how long will this "pay to stay" shit last? honestly kills any hype on the ascension league

can't find her ig, but her full name is Ana Alba Schmidt

Officially until june 2021 (((or until LigaMX gets 20 solid teams))).

Here my pancita-bro

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25 bings left, remember to share the stream pls

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>tfw no poor colombiana gf to spent the night at her place because your new car got broken in the pavimentless street she lives in

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Guanajuato governor interested on Lobos BUAP franchise
futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/liga-mx/gobernador-de-guanajuato-revela-interes-por-lobos-buap/2019/04

Niggas want move the team to Irapuato
mexico.as.com/mexico/2019/04/17/futbol/1555531072_331677.html

>Ojitos Meza might take Veracruz
90min.com/es/posts/6346980-jorge-urdiales-y-enrique-meza-tomarian-las-riendas-del-veracruz

Fidel Kuri doesn't deserve /our/ Little Eyes Table

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fb/LMBEnVivo/videos/402459893665641/

aw thanks for the effort, based salsa poster

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andreaagordillo

texas fag here want to visit mexico soon
cuales son las mejores ciudades en mexico para cojer prostitutas?

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Tbh mexibros this semen slurping league is not for me most i know about it is you have an overweight frenchman getting ronaldo numbers there. just here for the QT3.14

el KIKINAZO señores

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n-not true, Je suis mexicano

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back in my days wearing ankle socks to school was a good way to get send back home

Imagine having something like this next to you while you watch comfy copa mx games

Forgot pic again also Americas leaked jersey looks like shit

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I wish I had a Latina gf

>forgot about ascenso liguilla
Fuck

For me it's Juarez

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UNA DE MAMILA Y LA OTRA DE ALMOHADA

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Mineros about to rape Alebrijes

OAXACA_vs_MINEROS
OAXACA_vs_MINEROS
OAXACA_vs_MINEROS

futboltv.mx/udn.php

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>dat chichis con piel de gallina
hnnnnnnng

>ywn lick the boobs until all the hair is down again
Life is suffering.

It's in the mexican TDN instead.
televall.website/unitdn.html

based
youtube.com/watch?v=NI4Z9BeHQ8I

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>dat quality
damn feels like a 80s game

That's good for Oaxaca standards, right?

try champiñones en escabeche

kek

this might become a murderball

MÉTELE LA WILSON, MÉTELE LA NELSON
LA QUEBRADORA Y EL TIRABUZÓN
QUITATE EL CANDADO, PÍCALE LOS OJOS
JALALE LOS PELOS, SACALO DEL RING.

youtube.com/watch?v=BbqwaAMXqh0

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>Will Smith in Morelos

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Compadrito, what's going on with DEPORS? show is going downhill, they really need to invite La Volpe to take them back to glory.

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>still 0-0

T-Thursday NOCHES are better, right guys? ;_;

Celaya 1-1 San Luis
Oaxaca 1-0 Mineros

too much skits not enough sports

>not depraved russian gf asking you to touch yourself while she is watching

ig:tatianmi

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who /america/ here?

>El más ganador
>El más querido
>El más popular
>El equipo de la década

Me of course

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>not depraved russian gf asking you to touch yourself while she is watching
hay cosas que el dinero no puede comprar :c

Here m8, feo pero americanista ;^)

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What the fuck! This killed my boner

ODIAME MAS

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LEAKED

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gross

They're making a tribute to Chucho Benítez o que chingasos!

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kek
I suppuse we'll get thehomedepot on the home jersey too :c I hope they at least don't keep the orange color and leave the cream background from the jersey

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>inb4 Univision and Carls Jr. logo on the short

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lmao it that chicano wila that posts here

mexico.as.com/mexico/2019/04/17/futbol/1555531072_331677.html
>Irapuato
>Wants to get a place in LigaMX along with Tampico
Here we go again

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Freseros and Tampicudos, stay away pls

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I think it's gonna be like years ago, they made a shitload of rumors, make a hype giving for sure that will happen and then nothing happens but derailing the hype train shatting on all the fans who thought everything was real.

EVERY, FUCKING, YEAR.

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keep it alive

NOCHES

For some reason, her ig is better than her playboy.

Wagecuck bump

First qt of the day bump

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Is that cheese in her wine?

Why does Ranchuca have the best youth academy in México?

Morning chilango bump.

News:
Gignac is NOW ready to play (the other two times they said he was were bromas): mediotiempo.com/futbol/liga-mx/gignac-regreso-partido-150-liga-mx

youtube.com/watch?v=Bkp2Zmf0Dtk

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Tonight, Sonora BTFOs Sinaloa in futbol like we always do in beisbol

BASADO
Also reminder Hermosillo is better than Culiacán will ever be.

Mexico's "Alt-Right" is just as brown as ours kek

>mfw Bronco would have made anime real
Why did you forsake him, bros?

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Nibba on the left is black as sin lmao

Huilas make my stomach churn in distress.

Literally the most indio fanbase in Mexico, even more than Vergacruz.

Assassins creed unity is free on uplay, just letting you Yea Forumsidya putos know.

muh infrastructure

I'm not falling for that ubisoft bait.

Oh wow, it's fucking nothing. May aswell finish burning that church.

what is this meme of girl's taking pictures of their underwear in front of candy? I don't understand it but I like it

Bueno pero no se enojen yo nada mas quería compartir la noticia con mis amigos de /ligamemex/ :).
Have sex

I haven't seen that. Do you have an example?

I like ubisoft since XIII forma gamecube, also liked fikcing Watchdogs, i dont carne wath people says

Fucking phone corrector REEEEEEEEEEEE i disabled that shit

>not sending your preggo gf for BOTANAS
don't fall for this femenist meme lads, qt's are our property

kek disgusting

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Ah yes.

on what plataform do you play?

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>jannies

who /esteesmiestilo/ here

What I find stupid than I posted a pic from the same girl between these two and got deleted, but the others don't

just got spicy wings, sadly the sauce got a bit burn and lose sweetness :c but still really good

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>Ben-Hur isn't going to be broadcasted this year
For fucks sake, Televisa

Remind me what is this about pls

SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MASTERCHEF JR MEXICO
FOR FUCKS SAKE AZTECA

>not sending your old qt to soriana to buy a new fresh one, so she can learn her new place in the house

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I saw than ImagenTV is about to broadcast a chefs show, but with bad chefs kek

I wish we have cocacola on the front, instead all these shitty sponsors

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I watched the american version of that, it's not that nice. Also the senior chefs are always rude for no apparent reason, it's not like a serious show anyway.

>ynr Rayados having Rayados on the front

just like some others chiquitines teams kek

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imagine having one of the biggest bank frauds in Mexico history on your jersey

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>confia
Oh the irony.

Rings a bell. Enlighten us just initiated in the history of México.

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Jorge Lankenau Rocha, president of Rayados de Monterrey from 1991 to 1997(also onwer of this ABAsports company), general manager from this bank, took public money and sent it to Islas Caiman, then got in jail for 8 yeas then paid 53mdp to be free

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Serfin is the same back btw, then Citibank bought it after the fraud by some ridiculous among of money.

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some fashion show. theres a couple qt milfs on there

oh right, this girl Shanik Aspe is there

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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? XIII is getting a remake
youtube.com/watch?v=IA-sLC0Z5m4

QUE CHINGUE SU REPUTA MADRE EL AMERICA

fb/LMBEnVivo
Leones de Yucatan beating Acereros de Monclona 1-0 on the top of the first because fuck the opening pitchers in this league.

Also Ascenso MX happening, Mérida winning 1-0.
Based.

Look at this ugly pile of shit

I keep forgetting the fucking pictures

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FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why does my life have to be so shit and the worst part is Santos isn't even playing good

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Based

It's just like they want me so hard to buy a classic jersey

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are you that user than just got a job? how are things going now?

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Esto ya es humillante.

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If youre all bloomin mexicans why dont you just speak spanish to eachother?

we don't want to attract jannies and m()ds attention more than we do with the qt's posting, also only english is a global rule outside /int/

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Just watch our league.

or just watch our qt's and help bumping when needed pls

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VENADOS_vs_ZACATECAS
VENADOS_vs_ZACATECAS
VENADOS_vs_ZACATECAS

youtube.com/watch?v=hKmCUW4ivl4

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maybe this one too, but without name either number
articulo.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM-556850577-jersey-retro-america-con-nombre-y-no-95-aniversario-_JM

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True and checked

Well if this is just a cover to post pictures of girls.. atleast youre better than /fs/ morally.. if you know what i mean.

We discuss Liga MX, Ascenso MX and Concachafa here. Kindly fuck off.

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>/fs/
what the fuck is that¿?

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who /la catorce sooon/ here?

figureskating. proper dodgy thread

This one looks nice too
articulo.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM-675098246-jersey-retro-aguilas-del-america-local-envio-gratis-_JM

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oh I've seen it on the catalog, I supposed the same kek

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Here, I hope we can at least get until 3rd place, I don't like this idea of making to Liguilla between 5th & 8th.

DORADOS_vs_CIMARRONES
DORADOS_vs_CIMARRONES
DORADOS_vs_CIMARRONES

youtube.com/watch?v=mfRCfOMXl6A

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VAMOS EL DIEGO!!!

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>Maradona screams

kek

ufff Amauri Escroto almost score

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>Dorados stadium doing the viking thing

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>2ND HALF

CAM ON CIMARRONES SCAR SOM FACKIN GOLS
>tfw gonna watch em choke live on sunday

remember to post pics

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Le dije a mi morra que le iba a checar el aceite cuando regresara de comprar las botanas, la pendeja trajo un quaker state...

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On the plus side, fixing a girl´s car is a sure way to make her crave sum fukk

I´m also going to a beach party on saturday ;)

BIMBO~

I wonder where is our Polandbro?

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>BIMBO~

Would do sandwich with her and my gf, if you know what I mean...

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DALE GORDO

>Escoto scores
Fuck this shit

>Spaniard guy streaming ascenso MX

I feel stalked, lads

Gracias dios.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!

ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO ESCROTO

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reminder than Chivas refused Amauri Escoto and kept Pulido

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I'm not complaining, but why is this a thing? Do people have a supermarket fetish?

Best fetish desu

Reminder to tell your gf to buy avocados too, so we they can keep natural and healthy thiccness than we all love

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>Los vikingos de Sinaloa

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I wanna put my face in there

I remember girls were not allowed to lift their skirt more than two fingers above the knee

Las thots también cocinan

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Oh right, I was suppused to make an Anny's MEGA

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Dude. There's isn't anything sexier than going to the super market with your qt gf and sending her to the convenience store.

>tfw no Chofis gf
Porque anons, duele. JDIMSA!

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>5mins left

BAMOS CINALOA!!!!

what's her name? I bet La Chofis meet her in those inappropriate places according to Chivas internal rules

y-yeah, that piece of bread looks warm, squishy and comfy

>inb4 this BLACKED Netherlands poster

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Another win for EL DIEGO and with this Leg 1 of AscensoMX 1/4's ends.

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does maradona even coach he can barely talk

DP poster is based as fuck. Always fap to his posts.

all my neighbors are on vacation might rob some houses later

kek, based chilango
I wonder if he says that for real and what color his skin is *concerns*

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Will El DIEGOTE do it again?

Did you make them bro?

Yeah having to deal with a return leg in Monterrey is not ideal.

Yeahm it's the same recipe I always do, but this time I used chile ancho instead chile colorado/cascabel because we didn't have :c still really good, but it was a bit bitter

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He can do it until Grand Final, only if he doesn't face San Luis at semifinals.

>alolizaaaragaa
qt

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You are an excellent seer of better kits.

Sexy and cute? Would let her cuck me to be completely honest.

based beta poster

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r-rude

futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/santiago-fernandez-el-crack-que-nunca-fue/2019/04

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HAHA TIME FOR UNICO HAITIANO POSTING

youtube.com/watch?v=_3wYNA8wx8I

>Torito Silva on the bench

that was the mistake of HuGOL

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>La Jaiba Bravo to pay 15mdp to stay in AscensoMX
90min.com/es/posts/6347855-tampico-madero-pagara-15-millones-de-pesos-para-quedarse-en-el-ascenso-mx

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>John Sutcliffe
>Portland Timber might bought Brayan Fernandez already
90min.com/es/posts/6347744-portland-timbers-ya-habria-comprado-a-brian-fernandez

damn...

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KATAPLUUUM

I remember El Doctor saying than KATAPLUUUUUM 'se veía piterísimo' kek
youtu.be/XKqys0UeF88?t=20m35s
(20:35)

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Futbol Picante
youtube.com/watch?v=Z4DKDllOqT4

>Faitelson compares Atlethic de Bilbao with Chivas
>De Anda spergs out
KEK

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based and REDpilled, fren

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muh nigga

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keep it alive

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Imagebro here, tomorrow I'll be getting ride of the interdimensional implant in my ear, if I die, someone get in charge of the thread making pls

loved all of you lads

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Ok but I want to be a NEET again

I don't know anything about football. I just come here for the pictures.

This, I still don't have a folder of her.

Here's the thing. Do you have an Aldi or Lidl near you? Nice, go there. Get snacks. Then go back home, google the times for Veracruz x Monterrey. We'll provide links minutes before the game starts. Then we'll watch Rayados absolutely rape Veracruz, something like 5x0. It will be the worst football you'll ever watch BUT you'll have snacks. And then we'll post some edecanes, instathots and alikes.

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EL DINERO VALE MENOS QUE LA AMISTAD DE UN AMIGO
ESO SON LOS DICHOS MÍOS CON GUSTO SE LO REPITO

youtube.com/watch?v=yI_DwL_icBw

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Costilla flecha like a real Fomerrey OG

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I'm fine with this. Ascenso only has 15 teams, we should avoid relegate teams until we have 18. The same with LigaMX until we got 20

The last time they got 18 teams, they only lasted one miserable year because they went full retard against Tlaxcala and disappear Jaguares at the same time.

cuantos pepinos le van a clavar a jurado hoy lads?

im thinking at least 4

About 6, I don't think Veracruz players care anymore.

reminder to creepshot your cutie so she can post the pic later on ig

>pic related

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Also, reminder than Huebro took creepshot of this qt saying than he's feminist

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Well she was really cute but that doesn't mean I don't respect their rights and shit.

It's sangria, macaco

o-ok, but I'm gonna need more pics to see if she's THAT cute

I didn't get her real name and I had no way to stalk her. She was really pretty even being a serious girl.

Who is this?

filename is her ig, just like all pics poster here

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I'm about to eat red meat because memes.

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Whoa user, you could like get jesus cancer if you did that.
What are you having for botanas tonight? I got me some Pingüinos.

kek, yeah, that (((jezuz cancer))) is terrible, I better go and get some Saladitas. Family is here, so I'll have some shrimps and fish for later, kinda want to buy a Squirt too.

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>Reminder to tell your gf to buy avocados too

>mariscos de semana santa
>avocados expensive AF

these (((dudes))) never lose...

PRIMERO LO PRIMERO

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ES VIERNES

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Fuck zoomers

watching carito padron introduce the esports segment on sporscener and you can see the disgust in her eyes

She clearly hasn't seen Evo moment 37

BASED

post link pls

bump this shit out

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Imagine her having explosve diarrhea in your face and asking you to clean her ass by licking it.

Y TENGO BOTANAS

Don't forget to put the Pingüinos in the freezer

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Will do.

Jaibo here... people dont give a shit about this team because they havent actually built a good team for 2 years now, they stopped bringing good players, team got bad, people stopped gooing to the stadium.

I shit you not.. the teams "star" is Chuletita Fucking Orozco. The choker of chokers.

Nobody cares about soccer in this town no more.

only if hse ate mariscos with salsa tabasco desu

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Pretty sad, rather to have La Jaiba Brava instead Lobos, BUAP doesn't even have personality.

>Santiago Fernandez has won a championship with Toluca against Cruz Azul.
>Jesus Corona has lost 5 finals, 3 against America.

BUAP is fixable with a rebrand but I'd rather see them than Vergacuck on Liga MX.
But how about Atlético San Luis and Dorados on Liga MX aswell, then Cimarrones replace Vergacuck.

Actually, Toros Neza on Liga MX. Imagine that.

girl on the right is a top qt, posting her pancita

and bring Mohamed as DT pls

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I remember seeing Corona's face just before jumping to the pitch last grand final, he was like shocked or something, contrary you could see America players with this determination face kek

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I don't know what's going to happen, but I just want more teams with TVazteca, we need better teams for Viernes Botanero

reminder this is the best version of the rick-roll
youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k

sauce

andreaagordillo

>both games at the same time

fucking Ligamx, I swear

Well, looks like we have horchata.

A L I N E A C I Ó N
Rayados going with shitters on the offense and still have twice the firepower than Vergacuck.

A L I N E A C I Ó N (now with image)
Rayados going with shitters on the offense and still have twice the firepower than Vergacuck.

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>the absolute state of Veracruz

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Here comes La MAdre De Todas Las Goleadas..

EL TIBU NO SE VA

Bump it

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

For a moment I thought Azteca would show a sex scene on a biblical movie.

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Is Black Eyed Peas considered boomer?

kek, I remember when televisa broadcasted the nude scene from Titanic.

VERACRUZ_vs_MONTERREY
VERACRUZ_vs_MONTERREY
VERACRUZ_vs_MONTERREY

in.xrivonet.info/33k.html

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Rivo is shit for me right now but so are all other streams.

I hope all new posters from this thread follow us to the new one and watch ligma too

>TVazteca not broadcasting the game

then what's the fucking p'urpose of this REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Imagine thinking it's better to show a softcore biblical movie from the 60's instead of fucho.

Yeah, imagine actually agree with hybridize with the sun.

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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unironically, these are the only working links for me

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>hybridize with the sun
what

>dat jarocho family, half tibu/half rayada

cute

I mean hybridize with the amphibians from the 4/5 dimension

SUENA EL SILBATO
RUEDA EL BALON

>dat Chiva-hermano in the stadium

So what went wrong?

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Everything since 2016

they didn't sign a Honda

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>avocados

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haven't eat a maruchan since the day I got la patita'd

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aight

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The MLS preview on UDN literally more interesting than whatever is happening in this game.

no bully pls, just got illuminated lately and everyday than pass, I discover something new, I just ate fried fish and understood the no-red meat meme by the christianfags

>veracruz
OH NONONONONONO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

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KEK sad but true

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Seriously now, what the fuck is this game

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>Cachorro ded

this meme game

Just a few more.

Just realised I have her phone number.

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>inb4 is your cousin

HALF TIME

Nah but I wouldn't be able to fuck her anytime in this life. She knows volleyball gf though.

Recuerda renovar tu credencial de elector, para que podamos seguir cobrando nuestra concesión por un trámite innecesario.

NEW NEW NEW

>soccer

yeah not for me fellas

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