RED SOX V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

comfy divegrass bunker

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>watching the two worst teams in baseball duke it out
shiggy

PAXTON IS ELITE

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It's a real shame NY can't win when it counts

they would be right

how'd fenway sound after losing 3 of 4 to the o's?

why is divegrass such a big deal today? what is happening?

Why do they put games on channel 11? I can't use Fox Sports app now. Instead have to watch some shitty reddit stream.

I think ronaldo got eliminated or something

when did that happen

who cares

in the inner time of chris "babe ruth" davis

champions league
>messy ronawldo xDDD
>GOAT TSUUUUUUU
>ole ole ole
when does fagball get it's own containment board?

ronaldo eliminated from the champions league (the highest, most prestigious tourney besides world cup). he usually makes the final but not this year

2016?

watch this be the fastest game in red sox v yankees history
1 hour 45 minutes

what will the score be though

imagine if my red socks actually won this game lmao

1 nothing
someone will jack a solo shot

I was thinking the same thing. Kind of missing the Red Sox all night games.

marlins man is such a faggot. he;s bothering some boomers sitting a seat away from him.

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guy hes talking to is a guy who literally sits behind home plate at every red sox game

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how much do home plate seats cost at fenway anyway?

probably like a dollar

>Red Sox DFA Blake Swihart
WTF WHY NOBODY TELL ME

IS SANDY BACK???

Paxton's looking like prime Sale and Sale looks like Chasen Shreve

Yes big Sandy is back

SANDY IS BACK

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sale always turns into bob gibson against the yankees though, watch

this is ridiculous

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you could make a lineup

C - Sanchez
1B - Bird
2B - Tulo
SS - Didi
3B - Andujar
OF - Stanton
OF - Hicks
OF - Ellsbury

SP - Severino
RP - Betances

>Sandy's back
>sale suddenly elite again

hmmmmmm maybe i think somebody should APOLOGIZE

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>sale hitting upper 90's
of course he finds it in time

I hope swihart rakes on a new team. your ownership is a fucking joke

I don't care if we suck this year. Still riding high from last season.

>ownership that wants to win
Yeah it's a big joke

It seems like the Yankees are more willing to immediately jump to putting players on the IL than any other teams

>want to watch Yankees baseball and relax
>police come and take my sister to the hospital after my mom and other family members are scared she might harm her kids
>she is showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia after her son told her his dad touched his penis
>don't know what's going to happen to my nephews
>Paxton is pitching and for a moment I'm life is normal

I'm sorry I posted this. I don't have any friends and I'm scared as shit

Fuck Rothschild, David Cone needs to be the pitching coach

steroids to that to players

There's no excuse for this lineup we're trotting out there. Go Grab Frazier from the Mets. Get Prado off the Marlins. Get hitters.

>career OPS in the 600s
yeah im sure hell rake while he plays every position sub par while acting like a diva

>Pitchers duel
How is this possible when both teams are started the season hot garbage?

>Go Grab Frazier from the Mets. Get Prado off the Marlins.
Surely, we could do better than that.

Damn, you were right.

Let's be honest, Paxton and Sale were both due for major positive regression. If we can just hit a few solo dingers off Christina Sale then i'll take it.

When did Swihart act like a diva?

When his agent started complaining to the press about not getting enough playing time while the red sox were on record breaking pace

because the yankees don't hit pitchers who are in bad stretches and the sox forgot a new season started

Go chase that one, Dookie Butts.

Are the Yankees pyjamas the worst uniforms in all of sports?

>Bentendei injured

Yikes. And JBJ just got back from having the flu, plus i think Mookie is hurt (How else do you explain his molasses start?)

Yes

yankee posters here are so cringe jesus

apologize

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>(How else do you explain his molasses start?)
raising a new born as a single dad because of dead beat mom while also playing as a professional baseball player and professional bowler

Why did mookie do it

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>dead beat mom
Explain

mookie forced to raise son ALONE in hotel all night and before games because his babys mother is out all day shopping spending money eating at dairy witch

Anyone else have a slower commute than usual to work today? Lots of traffic here in the Bronx

Slowest swing ever

>implying Yankee fans actually live in New York
lol nice larp

Glad we could clear that up. Enjoy the game boys.

It's because of that new bridge on the 287

LeMaymay

did anyone expect DJ to be cash's runaway best signing?

Sale? Still bad

Mike's show today was tremendous

That's a Judgian walk.

Any Yankee posters here not actually a tripfag? cringe!

If I was the Red Sox, I would put Chris Sale up for Sale! He is a bum.

me

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An adroit single

He will get it together soon

freakin OWNED! nice swing, jk

Man, Torres is having a tough start.

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>two game series
>games starting at 6
what is this faggotry?

PERFECT GAME: BTFO

honestly dont care about christian yelich

FUG

>Judge
lmfao

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LOL

STUPID IDIOT

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I would have caught that

>hiding behind your dad when a ball is hit near you
gas new york

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me too, desu

>red socks literally need permission from new york to get a hit in yankee stadium

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that was smart betts. Judge is a better right fielder and would have thrown you out

Holy shit Sandy Leon is back? Who did they get rid of?

yeah Judge so good he didn't want to catch a routine fly ball

YES

swifart

Damn, Judge has a canon.

Haha thank you for sharing that funny image user. I find it very humorous and experienced great job seeing so much Yankee scum on the disabled list at once.

LMAO

aww little mookie is scared

PaxGOD

Back to the dugout, Dookie.

RED
SOX
SUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

PAXTON

big leafy cock

APOLOGIZE

why is that one poster so obsessed with mookie

hes good boy

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PACK THAT ASS HOME DOOKIE

BIG RED

Jealously

Those go out, Xander

R E D
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT BETTS COULD MAKE THAT CATCH????

BASED CLINT

>dookie

CLINT IS MINT

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Based Wall
Letting in Yankee home runs denying Red Sox home runs

Looks like the Thots are out tonight, too.

that is how you hit a homerun to right you fucking red cucks

Why is there some asshole calling himself Texas yankees LMAO pathetic

gibs milkers

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he, is what we like to call "overrated"

>muh hangnail, mange

BLEACHER SLAGS

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>two (2) Texas Yankee tripfags
absolute cringe

she's in a 100 box, her seat probably cost about $80, that's not the bleachers you uncultured swine

now that I think about it, I wouldnt be surprised if it was $150

>Hasn't heard of Texas Yankees until today
Confirmed lifelong Red Sox fan since 2018 lol

nice relay lmao

RALLY IT UP, BOYS

>taking pride in bandwagoning Tripfags
>taking pride in Tripfags
cringe!

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Hey guys, I thought Betts was supposed to be good?

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>red sux

kek, and Romaine is so slow, too.

All this base running, someone is gonna strain a calf. Fuck you Sale

Ump doing Sale a favor there

>chris sale is an ace

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>letting the team of the walking dead score 4 runs on you

Grim

my mom's cousin lived in Staten Island once, been a Yankee fan ever since

Nice, I took a bus through upstate once. Been a huge Yankees fan ever since.

devers kinda looks like franklin the turtle

been a lifelong yankee fan since 9/11 really brought duh country togetha

t. """new england""" sports fans from Vermont

Vermont is in New England though.

more like strandy leon

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t.lifelong from Idaho

RISE UP RIGHT NOW
RISE UP RIGHT NOW
RISE UP RIGHT NOW

Gamer anthem

are you me? it reminds me when I started watching the patriots a few years ago, been my fav football team since. people keep talking about beldsoe but idc about some old dirtbag. it's all about brady

A Judgian single

NIGGER

The autistic Yankee op was so desperate to make this thread, he even made one yesterday lmfao holy shit

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92095417/#92095417

Who else yankees/giants and unironically likes the Patriots for the immense butthurt they cause

Has anyone else noticed how Luke Voit has a face that resembles the facial features of a common swine?

I have nothing against the Patriots
They helped the Giants get two Super Bowls after all

>Yankee '''''''''''banter'''''''''''
cringe

dont bully people

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oh no no no no NON O NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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i know this is pasta but im autistic so i have to defend myself
the yankees are off tonight and i have nothing better to do than watch the sox and shitpost.
i usually never come to these threads.
ok thanks.

Don't get where some people get the impression Giants and the Pats have a rivalry, especially when the Giants are Belichick's favorite team.

lol

those two on the outside were close

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Is Frazier wearing Nigel AJ1s? With spikes added? Pretty cool

>shoenigger
cringe

most retarded thing I've heard of

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Damn

E L I T E
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>imagine paying $300M for a spic with a dumb haircut when you can get urshela for pennies

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Let's not kid ourselves, Urshela can't hit for shit

Reminder Mookie is an unclutch statpadding faggot

eh, he's hitting .278 which is good enough for me. when 12 people aren't on the IL the team has enough elite batters

why do you care how frugal your billionaire team is

>your billionaire team is
I don't own the team. The team obviously has a budget to some degree and signing that immature homo would have been bad for the team in terms of clubhouse atmosphere and he would be eating salary that could be used better elsewhere.

Urshela is far from the worst hitter on the roster when its in this kinda shape

APOLOGIZE

>Trash talking about Urshela
APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE NAO

>Based Urshela

Based wizard

I apologize Urshela

Sincerely,

Lmao @ the Sox pen

>4 pitch walk
OH NO NO NO NO

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Probably the most athletic looking pitcher I've ever laid eyes on.

Is everyone wearing 42 tonight

yeah its mariano rivera day

>the absolute state of Yankee lifelongs
jesus

SMALL
BALL

>yankees bunting

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>yankees hitting

who are these literally whos
i thought these were stories franchises

you havent seen this absolute unit then

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BASED TALKMAN

Holy moly

i think i can make it through another one of these seasons

>Giving up a homerun to Mike Touchesmen
Could you imagine if the Red Sox were actually good?

What did Sterling say?

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i think we owe all the backups an apology

MIKE "AARON JUDGE" TAUCHMAN

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What's Sterling's home run call for Tauchman?

Every legend starts as a literally who, grandpa.

this guys home run calls are reddit-tier

Based big bats

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He's classic, you stupid zoomer

shut up faggot, sterling is an institution beyond your comprehension

Seriously what's the deal the deal with the Red Sox? You guys have the best team on paper.

Tauchman, the sock man. Whatever that means.

lmao

the red sox are absolutely being BTFO by the Scranton Wilkes-Barre RailRiders

>the absolute state of the red sox

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GOODNESS GRACIOUS OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS

cringe

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taucky taucky 5 dorrar

nigga got a ball

Tauchman the sock man?
what the hell sterling lmao

haha epic call man sterling is an institution!

nice

they dont have the best pitcher in the al and two players simultaneously having career mvp seasons

BIG
GAME
JAMES

in what way is this game "big"

he had a big game

>USA USA USA chants
This is why football and basketball are nigger sports and baseball is the patrician sport

uh division rivals playing for the first time in the season? Defending champion Red Sox playing the team they beat in the ALDS?

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>best team on paper
>mediocre bullpen and no bench

Ah, the excuses are already starting.
>eh, it's just one game.

it's kinda long

O O F

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G L E Y B A E
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GLEEBS
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LIKE A GOOD GLEYBER, TORRES IS THERE

looks like your relief pitcher needs a relief pitcher

>got
why is everyone so obsessed with this degenerate excuse to watch softcore porn for hours on end

>cuckston's A team getting dumpstered by new yorks D team
rmyt

yeah gleeeeebs

So big for the Yankees who got embarrassed in the ALDS while the Red Sox completely forgot about it after winning the ALCS

>new yorks D team
The Mets aren't playing them.

Bogaerts always looking like a miserable fuck

>coping this hard
lmao

Can Cora just nut up once and yell at the guys. Maybe that will get them going.

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you have to go back

>caring about the ALDS when the team won the world series
lmfao this delusion

it's a joke the soccerfags make about not having their top players in

if it was the mets i would've said new yorks little league team

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>The city of Boston

imagine having nothing to say about the Yankees AAA team beating up on your team so you devolve into talking about games from 6 months ago

>watching soccer

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Seriously, I can't believe you Yankeefags brought up the ALDS. Get over it.

this is all I have to say to the bostonfag crying in here

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>not watching every sport
well whatever melts your butter i suppose

thanks boston for jumpstarting paxtons yankee career

tauchman too i guess

james paxton has a really good nose shape and facial structure

paxton was fanning his glove really fast before that pitch. is that him tipping the pitch?

elite bone structure

Hopefully now Paxton is confident and composed for a great year

yeah it suck they won the world series and super bowl

Yeah fuck off nigger, how about 16-1 in playoffs last year? In your own house too

>y-you start threads e-early!

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WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR WE WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST YEAR
god we suck

>living in the past
>but when the yankees do it it's muh history
cuckston cuck sox "fans" everyone

how many world series have you won in the year 2019?

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at least the yankees will make the playoffs this year lol

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reminder the yankees are still shit

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yankees have 12 players on the IL and they still have a better record than the sox

and they're still under .500, out of playoff range at the moment lmao

in april. the team will be full again in a month or so and will be fine.

my wife's son

>coping this hard

ITT: Red Sox fans bringing up anything to distract from the fact that they are being booty blasted tonight

glasses man on the mound

Aaron Boone posting

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its not coping to say that the team will be better when the players on the IL whose salaries are higher than the GDP of Massachusetts are back.

Heyo heyo, person that doesn't know much about pitching here. What's wrong with sale? His FB velo seemed good etc in this start but he got pelted. What is he doing wrong?

he's trying to pitch to the elite forces of the Scranton Wilks-Barre Rail Riders

>get btfo
>start state posting

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>wife goes to Haiti
>"Basically, (Laura) came home and said, 'We need to do something,'" says Aaron, 45.

LOL, nice sons there

who just lost the game?

Shit game, NY.

We'll get you tomorrow.

so she got knocked up by some Haitian? jesus

>chris on sale

>get BTFO in game
>makes excuses and distractions
Absolute State of the Nation of Red Stockings
no gg, thanks for the win "champs." See you tomorrow night when we humiliate you again.

:^)

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no she just brought two orphans back because, y'know, women

was pretty good imo

we saw great and quality pitching, big home runs and timely, clutch small ball. we saw the whole spectrum of emotions from joy to anger to disappointment

this game has everything

Paxton is based