How do you fix this club? Serious question. They have a whole squad of Europa League players. Can't replace them all...

I don't see how you can save a club that is literally handing Sanchez a 500M weekly paycheck.

buy kroos, buy modric, buy robben, buy ribéry, buy neuer, buy boateng, buy hummels

by selling it to the saudis. otherwise, it's turning into arsenal. the good players will leave to better clubs (herrera, prob. de gea and pogba) while the shit players sign new contracts b/c no one else will take them (young, jones, smalling).

Boomer United

Have fun with rashbeck, linnigger and Fred, ya retard.

>when you learn that alexis's contract runs out in 2023

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Nobody good wants to go to nostalgia marketing FC. Only players that are solely focused on money would consider going there.

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Fire Woodward. He is the one responsible for transfers

Why don't they just play Martial as striker? he's clearly wasted on the wing

brits football’s knowledge is poor don’t blame then

Everyone saying buy buy buy as if it is easy. This how you end up with Lindelof, Martial and Fred Flintstone

Just get Lanzini, a good RB, buy Sarachi as LB. You're gonna need a good defensive midfielder and you're golden.

>can't score
>just get better defenders la
ugh

Simple. In random order the club would greatly benefit from:

Assess the diversity equation for current squad and implement findings asap. Hire more mental coaches for squad. Develop a line of toys and merchandise for Asian market. Increase social media postings. Put more emphasis on ballboy career opportunities. Join Manchester Gay Pride. Sign more players that have high dabbing skills so that the team will gel more. Become pioneer on female inclusion in EPL (reap benefits over time). Organise SMART customer satisfaction reports. Relocate to Margate. Et cetera.

>Put more emphasis on ballboy career opportunities
You joke, but Trent Alexander-Arnold was the ballboy in the slip game and now he might be helping Liverpool win the Premier League.

They can't fucking score because they can't get the fucking ball to the box more than 2 times per game because their midfielders are absolute trash. Their RB and LB don't even help the offense and suck at defense. And everytime a nigger comes running with the ball through the center of the pitch Fred nor McTominey stop them and the CBs do all the fucking work.

Unironically, you can't. If they make CL they've over achieved, and realistically, Arsenal are set to beat them to that spot. So their most likely scenario is going into the transfer window with not a single quality player, a manager from Molde, and no CL. They'll be competing against Chelsea, Arsenal, and maybe even spurs who will be able to offer the lure of a stable team and/or successful manager, and who are generally unburdened by BOSS-tier crazy contracts. Unironically, I see them getting relegated in 5 years.

imo they should terminate alexis' contract, even if they have to pay him all his wages. guy is just cancerous for the club's image.

>Unironically, I see them getting relegated in 5 years.
We can only dream. They could go bankrupt if the tv deals bubble bursts and they miss out on the CL for a few seasons in a row. Watch how fast everyone jumps off the bandwagon

>and who are generally unburdened by BOSS-tier crazy contracts.
Oezil?

Even if they don't get CL spot they can still get very good players from lesser leagues/teams. And they still got the legendary feeling, they're MU.

>image
They should perhaps rebrand and/or do a make over. There's a huge market for sub top tier teams. Why try and compete with the big boys when you can be best of the rest? Research shows that 56% of Chinese have the same favourite colour (lilac) - change the club colours.

Why did he make the ball slipoy? Sounds like he was not qualified for that job at all

>still got the legendary feeling
ehhhhhhhh

They feel like Liverpool under Woy. Just not a draw for any big players.

Bruh buying overrated shit is what got them here. Mane was literally no one and look at him now.
They don't need big names, they need to start over and do something solid like Liverpool did.

most "big players" that seek a move are trash anyway. Your Bales, Coutinhos etc wouldn't be allowed to get out of Madrid or Barcelona if they were good.

>put more money into good scouting
>sign players based of ability rather than marketability.
>have a manager who knows what he's doing

United was firing on all cylinders when they had Matic and Herrera playing deep, which allowed Pogba to run forward. It's no coincidence that when those two got injured, their form dropped. Since Herrera is going to be at PSG next season, Fred looks like a deer in the headlights every time he touches the ball and Matic is a shadow of his former self, it's key for them to get a CDM and box to box mid.

Johnny Foreigners want to live in London. And if they are willing to tolerate Manchester then United are their second choice even in that city. Very interested to see their transfer dealings this summer

>Mane was literally no one
He was the owner of the fastest hat trick in PL history and rated pretty damn highly.

Sell Pogba, Lukaku, De Gea, Mata and Sanchez. Also, Young/Smalling/Jones have got to go. Then you can start to rebuild and get in actual good players.

Forget about CL for another decade and start building a good team with young players. Smart signings instead of meme overrated 100m players, leave that to Pep and City.

They should sign Declan Rice as priority number one

Jones might be their best player from what I've seen of them recently. That's how far they've fallen

this
6 years on and he's still the biggest problem
>Le Marketing Man directing signings

Lots of people warned about the leveraged buyout. Now you are seeing the effects.

No doubt he had fucking talent. That's my point. You don't need to buy players from Real Madrid or Juventus to build a good team. You can buy some pretty solid talent for a third of the asking price of those overrated big names.
Instead of paying $100M for Coutinho go get Lanzini for like 1/3rd of that.

Man United don't need Lanzini. They need better.

>They need better
that's the kind of mentality that dooms a club to overpaying for trash.

OGS is a good man manager, but a shit strategist. He's got talent on the team, but they are all ill-fitting.
Ironically, this is just the kind of team Sir Alex would have thrived with.

One man's trash is another man's Instagram sensation

Yeah, they will get Bale since Madrid wants to get rid of him for a truck of money and he won't do shit.

Na, it's not. They just need better scouts and someone like Michael Edwards. That fucker for 19 million for Solanke and got Andy Robertson for 8 million. United need that person.

not when you're paying 150m for him

Only 150? We'll take 2!

Go ahead, assemble the most expensive Man U with second hand players and rejects like Bale,

What are some meme players they could get next season?

have good scouts

DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

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you know what we need? more shit players.

>Man United don't need Lanzini. They need better.
Lel, go buy Bale, Hernandez and Sterling for $400M. See ya in Championship.

Bring back Ravel Morrison Ole, you fucking madman.

hernandez is elite

His belly has a belly!

Wouldn't be surprised if they signed Ozil

Pretty elite

>herrera
>good

wait, who bought solanke for 19m?

Lindeloff is good, Martial would be good if he cared at all, Fred is 30% bonobo DNA

Bournemouth.

strange, could be getting some pacey nog from ligue 1 for half that.

Martial would be good if he wasn't pushed to the wing because Trashford has to play as striker

Good for what? Good for a Europa League team. These are not title winning players.

Rashford is one of the only shining lights they have

Exactly. Shows how good Edwards is at his job.

His chin has a chin!

>Rashford is one of the only shining lights they have
This is why you'll never win a wordcup

But if they don't buy new players they'll end up with Lindelof, Martial and Fred next season.
The only way out of this is to spend even more than before.

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