Based or cringe?
Based or cringe?
big if true
This onions would literally never be chad enough to bant like this
Cringe. He played like shit with 2 lucky goals and now acts like he's better than them
i would kiss this autistic man on the lips if he actually said that
He didn't say that, he probably has no idea what Manchester United fans do in their free time, or even who they are.
Lmao did he really say that?
>Fake quote
>Couldn't even be bothered to shoop the La Liga logo off the mic
my sides
lol I love Messi now
United players*
also the la liga graphics, the la liga sponsors on the background and the etihad stands from the background
get a hold of these two autists
>posting on Yea Forums in 2019
>not having autism
He probably doesn't even know the name of the teams he face, he is just told to do his thing when he has his pacifier* taken out of him when they arrive at the stadium.
*hand held video-game.
This but also for Griezmann
shut up I'm just here because i'm lonely
Yeah Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me, yuh
I been dribblin' calm, don't start no trouble gypsy
Tryna carry Barca is a struggle for me
Tsu be paddin' on Chievo to keep up with me
You know how I like it when Yea Forums spams "MESSI"
I don't wanna rest for Barca to miss me
Yes I see the things that Twain wishin' on me
Hope my assists and goals give me a Pichichi
Twain gon' make excuses, "Ronaldo be restin' '"
GOAT's plan, GOAT's plan
I score goals, Twain proxyposts, yuh
I feel GOAT, Tsu cryin' "TSUU", ay, yuh
I finessed down Bernabeu, ay, 'nessed
Might go down a G.O.D, yuh, wait
I go hard on Courtois's legs, yuh, legs
I make sure Chicanos seethe
And still
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yuh, ay, ay
Tsu say, "Do you rate me?" I tell him, "Only partly"
I only love my Sprite and don't rape ho's, I'm sorry
Two trebles, I even got it tatted on me
Uncle Flo, he'll bring the refs to crash the party
And you know me
Carry Argentina to the world cup, dog
Without my goals, 'Paoli, there'd be no me
Imagine if I never played for argies
GOAT's plan, GOAT's plan
I can dribble past Madrid, ay, yes, ay
Gyppo switched to New Zealand, yep, fag
Nerman couldn't handle me, ay, me, ay
Might go down as G.O.D., yeah, wait
Tsuventus choked to Ajax, ay, choked
I make sure Barca win leagues, yuh
And still
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yeah, yeah
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yeah
it's okay user, I know it's a hard pill to swallow but pretty much everyone here is autistic. it doesn't have to be the bad kind of autism, even the idols of Yea Forums had the tism in their own special way. Zyzz for example. It's important that you define your very own kind of autism. Like the new zealand faggot that's shitposting about messi 24/7 or those guys posting porn webms in the sport section of a taiwanese huawei smartphone producing forum. Everyone is autistic in his own way and that's how this community was created. Embrace it, don't deny it.
if you don't believe me just look at this guy
A little harsh but he won immunity so he gets to swing his dick around
Based
haven't even read it yet and I know it's based
Oh. Were you the kiwinigger on the other thread that said Manure would win?
*ahem*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Go watch rugby, AustraLite.
GG EZ
>first goal lucky
fuck off
He IS better than them.
weak bait
AAAAAHHHH SAVE ME TWAIN!!
rent free
shut up
what's not free is your Yea Forums pass you cuck
Yes, Messi is in your head
>Implying Messi is Chad enough to say this
the irony