/heem/

Imagine winning the interm belt and jerking off onto those sloppers

>The Schmo
Miss me with that gay shit

Biggest Chad in the UFC

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What parens names their son Jessica?

Mediocre fighter who remains relevant due to his friendship with Rogan.

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Her GF is V cute/sexy

>All cazzies are cazzies on the roid question
>all diehards are blackpilled on the roid question
Can we just allow steroids already

I'd forgotten young dana when he still held on to what hair he had left.

Id like to see that too but how would you stop fighters juicing themselves to death

Did Dana and Joe run the same HGH cycle to end up with bald wide heads?

bro your post wasn't that good you didn't have to repeat it lol

WE

ARE

LIVE

youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

Don't have them do it Bangkok style and let them hire actual medical professionals for doping just like they hire nutritionists.

She's married to a different chick, no idea who the woman on the right is

/ourdyke/

imagine if Robert Whittaker had been taking (more) steroids the last few years
he actually might have fought more than once every couple of years

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I don't think she is still married to the whale

Do elite guys sometimes just ride into two-bit towns, find an open mat and just leave every man present for dead. Just for shits and giggles.

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I understand the concern but they literally kick each other in the head for a living.

wake up dustin

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three piece and a soda live now

Would you have sex with this cute boy?

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Nah, labradors are shit

instagram.com/p/Bv1mai2ATlc/

Yeah man street fighting, Yoel Romero, groupies on my dick *blows kiss*

Just saved you guys three hours

prove to me you're a fight fan
>favorite boxer
>favorite kickboxer
>favorite thai boxer
>favorite wrestler
>favorite bjj fighter

>>favorite boxer
Dylan
>>favorite kickboxer
Dylan
>>favorite thai boxer
Dylan
>>favorite wrestler
Dylan
>>favorite bjj fighter
Dylan

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>Aliens already
Here we go

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>favorite boxer
Brendan Schaub
>favorite kickboxer
Brendan Schaub
>favorite thai boxer
Brendan Schaub
>favorite wrestler
Brendan Schaub
>favorite bjj fighter
Brendan Schaub

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Joe Rogan is a racial supremacist (cuban).

JRE with jorge masvidal started 10 mins ago

Lel

orly

Maybe proposing after getting demolished by JJ was a bad omen

This.

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They could just be a private couple but she hasn't posted any pictures since the wedding

Her wife is on the left, the right is probably their slam piece for the night. Note the birthmark on her cheek

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Holy CRINGE this JRE is painful. Masvidal has nothing to say. It’s like pulling teeth.

you can spin him

Why get him specifically?
So many fascinating fighters that be a perfect fit he hasn't had on yet.

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>c-c-cUBAN GENETICS
>he's a sssspecimen
god i fucking hate joe

Looks like a different woman from either of these. Andrade got hoes

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>talking about HES A SPECIMEN already

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For sure Alexis Vila is a munster my man Jorge

>"Why yes I prep the bull for my wife, how did you know?"

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>"yoel's bbc would be a sssssSPECIMEN inside my wife"
What did he mean?

>So could you give my wife the 8 piece with some bleu cheese?
Geez, Joe

cringe

>Jorge was in special ed
HAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>Masvidal is literally retarded
AHAHAHAHA WTF

And it's so common that you know he's hurt if he does that stuff.

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>getting surgery in a 3rd world shithole

>spinal surgery in Puerto Rico

Is that the crazy bitch that posted pictures of her fingers on twitter after masturbating?

youtube.com/watch?v=kjvVmPbZdiQ&list=PLWwsYDchFOYw2xHEO4Y_acPlpIGs-FBEO&index=28&t=0s

Three piece with a soda!!!!!!

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>tfw you can actually recognise some of the animations that he traced over
I need to heem myself

>sweet dreams starts playing at work
>some asshole stops it mid song and puts on the marilyn Manson version
Everytime

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>AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
>MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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Joe literally admitted yesterday on his podcast that he watches BBC porn.

youtu.be/c6INtqaCD7E?t=216

of course he does. Joe is 100% gay as fuck

timestamp? i don't wanna sit through this whole shit

i included timestamp in the link

DUDE WEED LMAO

Does this suprise anyone?

yeah

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oh my bad i just clicked embed. yeah rogan is an actual cuck

>Joe literally watches Blacked
Something to think about every time he calls Usman or Yoel A FUUUUCKKKENNNNN SSSSSSPPPPECIMEN

ROBBIE WASNT OUT

Masvidal makes me realize how dumb cage fighters are

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He's been taking punches to the head since before he hit puberty, also he"s cuban.

but joe just said he is really intelligent

Basedboys btfo by Masvidal

post GOAT highlight reels
youtu.be/6GzoZsZCz4A

Oof

he literally admitted to being on the short bus as a kid 10 mins ago, he is a born and bred natural retard

>i wanted to press charges
Beta as fuck

>I was scared for my life! I was outnumbered! Self defense!
Based Masvidal covering his ass so the feds can't get him

Joe "I understand" Rogan

Considering these new revelations, I think Brendan should start a podcast with Jorge, call it Three Piece and a Fat Retard

are you retarded?

GOAT right here
youtube.com/watch?v=PSnwg4xF_T0

t. Jorge Betavidal

too bad we'll never see peak 145 mcgregor and peak 145 holloway

weight cut kangz

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>actually dumber than shortbus masvidal
incredible

Ben "Wolf Tickets" Askren

He's gonna get a hold of deez nutz

let me drop this here

youtube.com/watch?v=SCocBsKI5vU

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Prime Askren flushed Jorge

Found out I had chrons disease guys, shit is not cash

Man I knew Masvidal was a retard but he's like next level retard.

3 more months until his head gets popped off.

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go vegan shitcunt

rest in power, good luck with your poops

Can't give Masvidal CTE if he is already a brainlet

Why can't americans get past these ridiculous complexes towards blacks?
Whether it's "muh nigurs r dumb n violent" or "ni- black dudes have huge cocks and extreme natural athleticism".

You simply don't find this anywhere else on earth unless americans have sent their best beforehand to promote it.

>angela magana is dead
yawn

Cranky because he called your boy a coward, aren't you

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The GOAT's in Jorge's head already lmao. He's fucking stuttering and flushed.

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fuck you and your zoomer meme faggot

mma shows us that lanklet blacks are too OP if we're on an equal playing field

Who else but the WW Goat can do that and still win first round against Robbie?

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Masvidal will tap. Herb should stop the fight now for Jorge’s safety.

t.nigger

>Cejewdo

in many ways Masvidal already tapped

>se-judo
Can anyone here actually defend Masvidal?

Other developed nations haven't had chattel slavery as recently as we have. Racism was a major justification for slavery as a national industry, so it was heavily emphasized for a long time. It's not gonna disappear overnight

Gonna wear my Funkamania shirt and Askren wig to 239 and sit by the tunnels where the fighters walk out and give Masvidal the 20.99 combo of dumping a hot dog and beer on his faggot head.

DAE frickin based Khabob?

>""win""
Sure bub

>ONE FC in 7000 trillion homes

cringe

It's against the law because it's so prevalant there if it was legal there their birth rate would plummet.

Pack it up, George. heem is funky town now

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Absolutely based. Please do it.

>beats Robbie Lawler without throwing a single strike
This guy's power is off the fucking charts

wap wap wap wap wap

Do you guys think an abusive dad has ever deleted their kid's chin?

>tfw dad always beat me on the shins with sticks
all this time I thought he was an asshole but now I realise he was just trying to get me bangkok ready, based dad

Saved.
He's a fucking spic and can't pronounce it correctly. This is pathetic.

>le BOOM ROASTED fake win man owns heem
Cringe, back to plebbit

Damn Joe can't help but bring up Yoel every possible chance he has. It got old months ago but his cuck mentality won't let him stop bringing up Yoel.

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apparently mark hunt's dad beat him alot

Tiger Pax Schaub

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He must hate Mexicans because he's a CTEd Cuban.

t. lost money on Lawler

In fairness, Masvidal mentioned him first. That said, Joe jumped straight in.

Poirier beats Kabib

Why's he sitting like that? Is he a fag or something?

Jorge is a self admitted retard and speaks a cuban dialect of spanish.

I said I had chrons not homosexualism

He could have had Tony on but he probably saw how Joe treats Eddie and the fact that Joe is a massive cuck so he probably will never go on.

Hereditary CTE, it's tough b

>dad tried to delete my head with a hurl when i was 16
t.granitchin

Funky
HEEMS
Jorge

Masvidal vs Askren is the best recent example of a CTE'd brainlet vs a high IQ Chad

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his dad was an absolute monster who tortured Hunto and regularly raped hunto's sister
If you read some of the shit that happened you can clearly see where the rage at ufc ratfucks comes from

gash la

I'm realizing that I really don't like Masvidal. This whole "le I'm so chill bro xD" schtick gets real tired real quick.

Will khabib ever go up to fight at his real weightclass and fight people who can actually grapple?

Masvidal is a perfect matchup for Askren. Masvidal is way over hyped right now because people still think Darren Till was good, instead of Masvidal exposing Till as a bum. It's as if everyone forget Masvidal lost two of his last three. Askren wins easy. Lawler was a tougher matchup, but I'm happen for Askren he'll expose a meme.

No, next question please

>"I'm so chill ese"
>oh you disrespect me? catch these hands, senpai.

Joey Diaz should be doing the podcast instead.

We want to hear Jorge's street fighting and hood stores, not his opinions on MMA.

Probably not
The only reason cutbabbies will ever move up is getting heemed by the weight cut
khabib is past the age where you start having problems with it and is still cutting down like normal so I doubt he will need to go up

he literally said he wants to live forever so he can use future technology to inhabit a woman's body and get fucked by lebron james

Yeah I was hoping Joe would manage to get Joey on with Masvidal like it was originally announced. He would have saved this snooze fest. I find myself only watching JRE if Joey or Eddie are on. I'll tune in for Schaub too because of the memes.

>he literally said he wants to live forever so he can use future technology to inhabit a woman's body and get fucked by lebron james
I believe you that he said this, but can I have sauce I need to laugh at this manlet

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92029951/#92032666

Gadoosh’d & flush’d

I'd ravage andrade. Would full mating press her and concentrate on nothing more than willing my sperm to impregnate her.

Fought in the weakest division in MMA. With his talent level, he probably would have been relegated to the prelims in most divisions.

36 and dresses like an 18 year old nigger.

Stand up is painfully unfunny but gets spots at the Comedy Store because he's friends with Rogan.

Holds a grudge against Dana White because Dana fucked his girlfriend.

Other than that, he's a pretty cool guy.

Speaking of which what happened to the spammer? I can’t remember last time he was so inactive for so long

Eye contact or no eye contact my man

I thought medpacks were smarter than that.

Well he had seizures in his last weight cut so I don’t know how long his body will hold

sorry cba to look for it. it might have been on a fight companion with bravo

Here he goes again with the isolation tank. Rogaine literally says the exact same things every podcast, why would anyone listen to him regularly?

nah

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>yo I don fuck widdat shit nomsayn if you gonna flap ya lips ima flap deez hands bro I ain't givafuckboutchoo nomsayn? Ima thug I fuck anybaddy up who say sum shit mayne I'm real I'm OG
>Ben Askren incessantly talks shit about him
>masvidal doesn't even show up to the press conference and originally refused to fight Ben until Ben told everyone about that

He saw his dong at that weight-in and it's literally all Joe can think about.

You're absolute scum of the earth

Dear God what a cuck. He needs to bring back Alex to scare him straight again.

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Be careful what you ask for.
JRE is like a series of control questions where the show is heavily directed by the guests responses to the questions. A lot of the best ones are when Joe is not in control.
So this is the power of a halal diet

I learned to appreciate his unintentional CTE humor but I would never watch his stand up. But yeah he was a shit fighter skill wise.

So do you

this is so fucking boring. when will masvidal start talking about hookers and getting kicked out of clubs with yoelito

It's the emasculation currently going on in their nation, even the alt-right turds aren't safe, in fact they're the ones who promote these fetishes.

>tfw you are literally so scared of not cutbabbying and sandbagging that you hospitalise yourself for not getting any blood to your liver because of cutting and have seizures hours before a fight
this guy is a fucking joke, at least Max and McNuggets had the balls to move up out of a division they were dominating and risked getting heemed

Have you actually watched his stand up? I've been curious to see if he has any skill like Rogan says or if he is shit like most this board and Dana says. What kind of style is his comedy? Any examples of other comedians he is similar to?

*watches anime*

youtube.com/watch?v=rAGB9_63fY8

Tony was scheduled to go on before he lost his marbles, think that had more to do with it.

Yeah I never even heard of the blacked shit until this website. One side gushes over them the other makes them a Boogeyman it's annoying. Most of the media here is awful.

I enjoy it. It's not amazing and schaub is a retard but he is likeable and amusing and you can tell he is enjoying himself so you can smile with him
Definitely better than Joe who goes on about MUH CRAFT and is just unwatchable because he takes it far too seriously
youtube.com/watch?v=rAGB9_63fY8

Whittaker vs Adesanya: Who's taking it, lads?

whittaker is the best 185er ever

Jorge is a much more weedy and weaker Robbie. Ben is immediately gonna shoot for a double leg take down, get it and then months of jorge's coaches telling him not to get in this exact position with Ben are going to flood his head, he's gonna panic and spaz out to get out of it subsequently giving his neck for a rear naked or triangle.
Then when the ref calls the win for Askren, jorge and his little spic brain are going to chimp out and be like "ahh mang this sum ol' bullshit mang' didn't even even tap mang, rematch mang"

Screen cap this. it's happening.

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Or maybe Joe and Dana helped implant the chip in Tony's leg and hired someone to hide in Tony's walls.

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Do better paki

Based Bobby. Izzy is still a meme fighter and gets exposed by Bobby, Yoel or Jacere.

those fucking taters lads

>Fought in the weakest division in MMA. With his talent level, he probably would have been relegated to the prelims in most divisions.
Demonstrably wrong.
>36 and dresses like an 18 year old n*****.
He has his own style and it's very expensive and it's gotten him pretty far in show business.
>Stand up is painfully unfunny but gets spots at the Comedy Store because he's friends with Rogan.
He sells out shows headlined by himself.
>Holds a grudge against Dana White because Dana fucked his girlfriend.
Good little bootlicker, Dana is never wrong!
>Other than that, he's a pretty cool guy.
He's what everyone should strive to be, a loving and successful father.

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No he'll just keep having seizures and claiming he's the best in the world and the best of all time because of his meme record.

Is New Zealand Australian Puerto Rico?

>tfw muay thai is the new meta

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he named his kid tiger? bruh it's been done already. thats like someone naming their kid lebron

whew. That MJ bit lasted way to long, also I don't mind when a comedian laughs but when they exaggerate it like that and slap the mic against their thigh it bothers me for some reason. I'm starting to believe it's true that this dood only gets time because of Rogan.

look into it

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Based Adesanya

Probably Jorge is a bum. He sounds even dumber than I thought he was. Probably has brain rot from all the weed he's smoked. Askren will run a clinic on him. Askren won me over after he agreed to that match with Jordan Burroughs. I already knew Askren was good, but this shows he gives no fucks about the next bum he'll make tap.

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Demonstrate how it's wrong that his division wasn't weakest, also his style is shit and Joe Rogan has gotten him pretty far in show business you mean.

>Askren will run a clinic on him
Uh lol have you ever watched more than one Askren fight?

I thought everyone knew Askren was going to beat Jorge?
I genuinely don't see it being very competitive. Askren takes him down repeatedly and keeps him there, maybe sneaks a finish. He's much bigger than Jorge too.

ah yeah joe rogan the legendary comedian for shure b
>acts out his fantasy of getting buttfucked by mma fighters onstage
Sublime calmedy my man
youtube.com/watch?v=2Yr-W0e3LSY

a beast
beast of a dad

the ones where he heems every asian he fought flawlessly?

Askren is getting his head knocked off then you redditers will look for someone else to bandwagon

I meant on Masvidal not Burroughs. Masvidal is a bum he doesn't have much to offer Askren. Burroughs will probably run a clinic on Askren.

Hope so. It's a kino style.

I hate when the Yuf'c does terrible style match ups

Cormier
Nurmagomedov
Askren
Why is wrestling the best style in UFC? Lads?

Masvidal has like one good win in his career the same as Askren.

Masvidal is the r*dditors choice, beaner. Ben is the all-American Roman Chad.

you shouldn't
If askren wants to take you down and ride your back like a horse you should be able to do something about it, and if you can't then you don't deserve the W

When the fuck did I say Joe Rogan was good? Stay on your side of the ocean and I will stay over here on mine.

>Nurmagomedov
>wrestling

same Im always somewhat skeptical of the people who say wrestling is the best style for MMA, when MMA gets the best wrestlers but not the boxers or kickboxers or muay thai practitioners

This is the clip I think of whenever I hear a clip of Joe talking about the focus it takes to make a bit and when he starts comparing stand up to sports.

SHUT UP!!!
BROCK SMMMAAAASHHHH

Lads don't tell me some of you guys genuinely think Masvidal will beat Askren?

I'm not even memeing, I'm not really a fan of either guy but surely you're a bit thick in the head if you think Masvidal will beat a bigger wrestlefucker? Did none of you fags watch the Maia fight?

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I could answer that, but you should just watch Askren on JRE honestly

Askren has 0 good wins in his career
Nice larping sperg

You mean the fight in which he won?

3 PIECE WITH A SODA XD

Yeah the ufc will always say they have the best in the world, but the reality is other combat sports usually have a path toward a financially viable career, while with wrestling it's extremely rare since there really isn't a professional wrestling association. So naturally more of them would gravitate towards the ufc. Adensanya is a great kickboxer and he's been doing well in the ufc. It's more about being a master of your art and there are a lot of wrestling masters who went to mma for cash.

Masvidal has a good demeanor and way of speaking

Annual Masvibum hypetrain is already slowing down.

*wins in your path*
heh nothin personne kid

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If he was white you wouldn’t have even mentioned that
You think he’s “well spoken” too for a boy like him dont you?

BOOM ROASTED xD

theres also the money factor with boxing, I just wish people would stop jerking wrestling off so much

*Gets spiked on their head 10 seconds into his ufc debut*

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Yeah he sounds like a giga-stoner.

Only one result matters at the end of the day.

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*wins anyways*

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I know it was long ago but Khabib unironically looks like he could make 145 here

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Yeah it definitely factors in for boxing too. I agree it's annoying to listen too people rant about wrestling. Joe Rogan constantly rants about wrestling being the best martial art for mma. A lot of annoying hot takes can be traced back to Joe it's honestly impressive how many he churns out all so he can appear to be an expert on all things combat to casuals and stoners.

a lot of elite wrestlers go into mma but there are a lot less elite BJJ practitioners in mma. You have memesters like max coming in with a white belt and guys like Ortega not even using it bringing down the general opinion of the art. The wrestling beats bjj meme needs to be deleted. It's entirely up to the individual fighters' skill, like when Tony subbed Lee.
there are lots of wrestling munsters in the UFC but there are a lot fewer bjj munsters, Jacare by far puts the rest of them to shame

why did magana decide to get spine surgery in some rat turd infested jungle hospital?

question /heem/. Who is the best boxer in MMA history?

>people think Jorge isn't a can just because he got a 1/1000 ko against Till

The world around us consider Cubans white

checkmate

$$$$$$

Ortega is a complete bum. I couldn't believe he tried to stand up with Max. It was like he convinced himself he had good hands. He kept leading with his uppercut that he loves.

Alaskan Cod

Askren sucks

I feel like much of the internet would be a better place if people listened to rogan less
probably whittaker or dustin, Kelvin impressed me but I think he has less tools then those two

Ortega won the war

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No, amongst other reasons most aren't particularly large or great at BJJ

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they should have a tournament where people who practice different martial arts can fight eachother

That way we will know which martial art is best

>somewhat skeptical of the people who say wrestling is the best style
True, they just say this without adding that wrestling as an institution in america has all the factors going for it in making it in MMA even outside the value of the pure technique.
>boxers or kickboxers or muay thai practitioners
I don't think it would revolutionize how we think about fighting. From a purely theoretical perspective grappling/wrestling is somewhat of a more natural fighting style simply because it's more controlled.

I agree. I bet MMA fighters couldn't hang with most kickboxers.

I meant bjj, not mma guys.

YO MOMMAS TITTIES

BOOM ROASTED

*dabs on you to Mo Bamba*

Say what you will about Jon Jones or DC, but it was really sweet of them to hug it out for 5 minutes after the their first fight.
Shows the respect they have for one another.

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By division:
Cody
Max
Conor
Nick
Whittaker or Anderson
Gus
Francis or Stipe

I already know I'm going to get downvoted for this post but whatever

I mean you can theoretically argue many things but we just don't know, look at adesanya hes really the first high level in their prime kickboxer to step into mma and within around a year hes the interim middleweight champ. granted he had a slightly easy road to the title shot but kelvin is a legit great win

He is coming for your wrestling meme

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>Gracie
>beating a wrestler

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Should I message the owner of the gym to let him know I broke my ankle in one of his classes? I don't want to just message him out the blue like I'm accusing him but at the same time he should probably know.

Man I haven’t been on germ since like 2016

Hector Lombard has not won a fight since 2015? Is this real? Goddamn he was so hyped in bellator days

Ray Mercer

Ronda

>germ
/heem/

>but we just don't know
Dumbass.Was this thing called the ultimate fighting championship in the early 90s. You should look it up.

>inb4 those other guys were cans
>inb4 muh gracies
Cope.

Just go and watch actual kickboxing, start with following glory you don't need to complain about mma not being kickboxing.

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there is literally no one at featherweight who can stop his bjjfucking, he will have the title soon enough

>at the same time he should probably know
Why?

2014. He pissed hot after his fight in 2015.

the first UFCs were designed to sell BJJ to drunk people and nothing more

LUK4S IS THE CHRIST OF CREATION
17569738659781364957134659013465
They're flying and flying and flying and flying
They're flying with me

You used to wash, you used to, you used to
You used to wash
When you needed me
Wash

My arm pits, my arm pits
I hold back, sometimes I won't cry
I feel good, sometimes I don't push
I walk down Marlborough Road
Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I walk
Sometimes I push

Do you love me? Are you flying?
Say you'll never ever cry without me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always
Do you love me? Are you flying?
Say you'll never ever push without me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm there for you always.
Ronda Rousey Pregnancy Imminent LACTATE

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Pure cope.

this is your brain on islam

>hes really the first high level in their prime kickboxer

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Goddamn how has he not been cut

Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I walk
Sometimes I push

You're my everything, you're all I ever wanted
We could cry real big, bigger than you ever done it
I want to push with you forever, I swear I can spend whatever on it
And I say the same thing every single time
I say, you're the most slender, you're the most slender
You're the most slender, you're the most slender
You're the most slender man I've ever known, most slender I've ever known
Most slender man I've ever known, most slender I've ever known
I say, you the most slender

Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I walk
Sometimes I push
But I never run away
Even when I'm away

I'm on my worst behavior
Don't you ever cry without me
yellow diamonds in the sky
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They're munching and munching and munching and munching
They're munching with me

You used to leap, you used to, you used to
You used to leap
When you needed me
Leap

My elbows, my elbows
I hold back, sometimes I won't smile
I feel good, sometimes I don't hit
I walk down Willow Way
Sometimes I smile
Sometimes I walk
Sometimes I hit

Do you love me? Are you munching?
Say you'll never ever smile without me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always
Do you love me? Are you munching?
Say you'll never ever hit without me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm there for you always
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HOTLINEBLINGHOLLAND~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PUNISH3RB4S3D.BILLIEEILISHBLESS

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t. got scammed into buying bjj garbage in the 90's
fer sure saki was in his prime my dude

Sometimes I smile
Sometimes I walk
Sometimes I hit

You're my everything, you're all I ever wanted
We could smile real big, bigger than you ever done it
I want to hit with you forever, I swear I can spend whatever on it
And I say the same thing every single time
I say, you're the most loving, you're the most loving
You're the most loving, you're the most loving
You're the most loving woman I've ever known, most loving I've ever known
Most loving woman I've ever known, most loving I've ever known
I say, you the most loving

Sometimes I smile
Sometimes I walk
Sometimes I hit
But I never run away
Even when I'm away

I'm on my worst behavior
Don't you ever smile without me
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mohammed is a pedophile

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Do you love me? Are you swinging?
Say you'll never ever zoom without me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always
Do you love me? Are you swinging?
Say you'll never ever snooze without me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm there for you always

Sometimes I zoom
Sometimes I walk
Sometimes I snooze

You're my everything, you're all I ever wanted
We could zoom real big, bigger than you ever done it
I want to snooze with you forever, I swear I can spend whatever on it
And I say the same thing every single time
I say, you're the most terrific, you're the most terrific
You're the most terrific, you're the most terrific
You're the most terrific person I've ever known, most terrific I've ever known
Most terrific person I've ever known, most terrific I've ever known
I say, you the most terrific

Sometimes I zoom
Sometimes I walk
Sometimes I snooze
But I never run away
Even when I'm away

I'm on my worst behavior
Don't you ever zoom without me

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Sad & desperate b8. Find something better.

is Magana ok or what

capoeira is the most powerful base for mma, as proven by marreta santos quick rise to the title in lhw
just wait until some prime elite capoeira fighters join the ufc and you will see

try and get a refund my man, Im sure the random Brazilian is good for it

Hey spambro can you spam scat with Mo Bamba lyrics in /nba/? Thanks bro

IVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH ANDRADE FOR YEARS AND YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER
SHES MINE

I enjoy so much having functional legs

fansided.com/2019/04/16/angela-magana-suffers-complications-following-surgery-unresponsive/

Don't be territorial that's a beta move share that muscle pussy

fight me fucker
im 6'5" 209 lbs
id heem you and rescue my princess andrade from your filthy paws

Pooirier got taken down by Eddie "The Underground Can" Poovarez.

Because you have a half black step daughter joe. Everyone knows this now. (and yes, im serious google it)

>practice bjj
>everyone in class keeps talking about buchecha, ryan hall, kron etc
>ask me who my favourite is
>say it's keenan
>my favorite grappler is actually Sakuraba
I am secretly working on my kimura trap game so I can style on all these bums

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Thought lewis was going to pull this off on JDS

you sound like a scrawny fuck

out fucking skilled

Start a carnivore diet immediately.

Would have been so satisfying to watch Dustin smack N8s gangly ass around.

say it to my face
dont hurt your neck looking up so much

This loser is truly sad

based

I"m literally 6'9" 310 I would heem you into next week and then I would unleash a large pulsing cumshot into andrade's tight dyke pussy

*zooms in* yep, its a scrawny non-white manlet projecting Thomas.

youtube.com/watch?v=T6rWTIM-u_0

WWE is for losers.

I love you guys

I don't think Smith planned that, he had a hilariously bad poker face for a fighter

Whittaker, Romero and Costa all beat Adesanya

>I have an IQ of 67 and I must rape

Almost worked

those dudes are LEGIT ATHLETES any single one of those moves would actually FUCK YOU UP, shoot wrestling beats bjj any day of the week, did I mention that I want to suck Yoel "The Specimen" Romero's cock?

>t-t-this time!

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>stop the chrons by killing yourself with cancer or heart disease
Big redpill

LE NATTY PAULO GOD XDDDDDDDDDD

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME PROPER TWELVE

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how dare you, Francis is extremely polite and well-spoken, he is an intellectual my guy.

This y'all mans?

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Why do redditors seethe so hard at people being juicy? USADA is heeming the ufc. Unironically literally every fighter should be on some shit. It's the only way to remove any unfair advantage

Dude, we just talked about this earlier. Stop spamming soi wojaks. STOP.

There used to be a Van Heusen ad at this store I shop at that had TJ and Wonderboy on it, I was there today and they've taken out TJ's photo and they only have Stephen left and his MMA record has been removed, before, the ad used to show his record.

Almost shed a tear.

Realistically what was Ben going for here? He doesn't even attempt to get any sort of underhook or anything. Was getting spiked part of his plan? Bravo Ben if so

If I posted a selfie Heem would say I wasn’t natty lmao

IZZY

FREAKIN

ADESANYA

SOOOOOOOOOOO

BAAAAAAASED!!!!

IZZY IZZY IZZY IZZY IZZY

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man that would have been an embarassing stoppage for ben

max hollowbrain looks as retarded as the spastics who post here lol what a pack of fucking zilches

How could it all go so wrong so quick. He was supposed to be the GOAT. HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE.

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Costa has beat an overweight out prime Hendricks and Uriah Hall. Why are people so high on him? Is it his body? Because his fights haven't really impressed me.

Israel Adesanya is your MW champion and there's nothing you can do about it

Body lock and trip/drag. Then Robbie went aspie mode and Askren couldnt adjust and hook Robbies shoulders. He couldve just been slammed and maintained a nelson or even get a crucifix rather than get spiked

Cause they're secretly gay

Post a pic of your legs

I'm not so mad about the juiciness as I am about the fact that he, while juicy, got knocked down by a push from a flyweight and subsequently heemed
He will never ever recover from that

If the fight got stopped at 4:37 no one would have complained

JUST

How bad would you feel if you were tj and noticed this in your local supermarket. Would probably heem myself desu.

it looks as if robbie is biting askrens hand haha

Jarrell Miller popped for PEDs

twitter.com/danrafaelespn/status/1118322235331231744

Costa has only fought bums and everyone acts like he's a title contender. People were saying he had a chance against Yoel it made no sense based on what I've seen of Costa. He also hasn't fought in forever.

i'm not secretly gay.

I remember the Mighty Mouse ads on TV after he got banished to Singapore. It does feel strange

Sorry i cursed at you last thread

What did he mean by this?

twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1118332972891947008

it is what it is

It's an absolute miracle Tony has never lost a fight by KO

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Have you ever turned on a television in your life

It's propaganda, stupid

lel

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Pic related.

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>"Yeah bro I'll totally fuck Askren up chu'know what I'm sayin' ese hahahaaa"
>"How?"
>Uhhhhhhh-"

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Now that I know TJ was on epo, I am more confident he would have been able to recover. It was an early stoppage.

>adesanya’s best two wins are decisions against a fat Mexican chinlet manlet and a 45 year old non serious 10-years away from his prime Anderson silva
THE MW G-G-G-GOAT FOR SURE

I wonder why you losers devote so much time to caring about stuff like this

>before 236
Fuck off. If it isn't Dunstin or Khabib I don't care.

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You certainly didn't think Gastelum was a can just a few days ago:
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92039655/#q92041528

Probably conor or gaychese

Dunstin checks chins

t. Moo-ham-MAD

Are you mad because of the color of your skin!?

Maybe I live MY own life and I can care about ANYTHING I feel like it, faggot!

"STOP LIKING THE THINGS I HATEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

That's how you sound, sand faggot!

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>Guess who
....could it be??
nah lol who am I kidding it will never happen, especially now that dusty has the shot first

You go back and look at the picks and see the amount of LOSERS who picked a Max/Kelvin combo and you realize this place knows NEXT TO NOTHING about MMA.

>This nobody with a tripname trying to flex
Sad little man; sit down and do as you're told

This picture makes me go jerk off every time it’s posted

t. tripnigger

That wasn’t me kid, don’t come at me again.

>nobody
>uses the word "flex" and "loser"

LOOLOLOLOL

>sad
>LITTLE

lolololol.

>Do as you're told
>thinks he is Conor!

LOLOLOLOL

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You'll do as you're told you sperg

>He doesn't have a trip.

LOLOLOLOL.

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LOLOLOL.

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The bong has to beg for replies at this point. How sad. Spain would never become such a panhandling mess.

I have a feeling Dana spoke to Conor and Conor was the one that requested Tony thinking his mental health won't allow him to focus in the octagon.

Conor fights "anyone" at "any time" to catch them off guard by fighting on short notice. It won't surprise me if Conor KOs Tony and demands a rematch or he threatens to quit... again... again...

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Woah we geddit, we geddit, fassbinder, you chek all da boxes, butter you rely da bes mind to speek on da awrt?

Probably is Gaethje?

I knew the second Kelvin pulled his shorts off that he was going to lose. I still think that he could've won if he hadn't done that. It was a spiritual self-heem

Brandon Paul Schwab

Based. Joanna is a cutie. She was one of the only good strawweights who didn't look like a 12 year old boy. I hope Rose loses and Joanna gets the next shot. Rose looks too much like that bully from toy story and I can't watch wmma without being attracted to the fighters.

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Lost the prefight, entrance, fight, post fight, battle, and now he’s in danger of losing the war. It’s a tough biz, b.

Has Schaub commented on Anklebongs situation?

why are his left hands so awkward?

He knew Izzy was gay he was trying to distract him. It's the only reason he won round 1.

Who revved you dawg?

The Bong (Angry Bong)
Valbong
Luke
Reem Bless
Anklebong
Masvibong
Aldobong

Let them all make the thread!!!

I will never not be impressed by Max's chin and cardio
It's fucking insane, this fight just cements that this guy is a freak

Big stinky DONKEY DICK!!!

it's probably poirier or conor for the chance to fight khabib. i guess it could be khabib but that's not as likely

Shut the fuck up, Luke, you stupid bitch

Are we really sure these spooks are the best minds to talm about the art? I mean we ged it fox you're all about it being woke like woah we ged it we get it maaan we ged it you're tryna tick boxes are we really certain these moolie ufc champs rashid and tyrone are the best minds to be talking about the sport?

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Literally who?

It's definitely Gaycheese
I just had a look at the rankings, Al and Cowboy are locked up for a fight, he has already beaten Pettis, Lee and Barboza and they definitely aren't giving him someone outside the top 8 or so
I really hope Tony doesn't get fucking flushed because he will definitely try to take some Gaethje bombs

He definitely has some tard-strength. Everytime he gets hit he pretends it doesn't hurt him it's practically part of his style at this point. If he doesn't get hit on the chin multiple times he's out of his element.

Gaethje is getting d'arced as previously scheduled

Can you really have an interim champ defend though? I don’t think an interim can ever be disputed

Based heemcord

burger king time

How good of a wrestler? Is a 3x NCAA Div 1 champ good enough? Because a Gracie just choked one out a few months ago.

Jiu jitsu has come a long way in the last 15 years. Nobody in their right mind is going to want anything to do with guys like Kron Gracie or Garry Tonon on the ground.

I'm a big Tony fan, but I think Gaethje is one of the worst matchups for him only because Tony has a lot of miles on his chin. Tony is definitely the better fighter but Gaethje tries to turn every fight into a 50/50 brawl.

I have an inside source that's telling me it's Tony vs Nate

It's Conor you dummy

>Andrade heems Rose
>Andrade-JJ 2 for the title
That would be some funny shit

Have you missed Gaethje's last 2 fights? Dude is fighting smart now and he has one punch KO power. I feel if he touches Tony's chin once (and he will) the meme will end...That or it's a brutal 5 rounder that ends with the octagon being painted red.

why is mcgregor so scared of ferguson?
like is hilarious he doesn't even show it

I mean atleast he trashtalks khabib while obviously he was really afraid of him with his lack of eye contact in the octagon

but with ferguson he doesn't even bark at him at all, despite ferguson popping shots at him

Why are people overrating Andrade?

angela magana RIP

Sad shit that she died

*doesn't even hide it

literally dont care i always took a piss during her "fight"

LADS
ITS FOOKIN CONOR
twitter.com/tonyfergusonxt/status/1118335635985534976?s=21

It's the best timeline friend

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twitter.com/AngelaMagana1/status/1118330575889281025

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>trust doctors
>trust medicine
>nothing bad can happen, are you some crazy redpilled alt-right nut?

>go in for routine surgery and end up dead
>200,000+ deaths a year in USA alone from malpractice, probably under-stating the magnitude of deaths

Never trust doctors

Oh for sure i agree one hundrent pursent my guy but I disagree my man

No way Conor signs, he's just teasing to stay rent free in everyone's mind

>getting surgery next week for deviated septum

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Yes I want to see El Cucuy break that manlet.

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>if Conor loses he will retire and we will never see the Nate trilogy
>if Tony loses we will not see the Khabib fight
Fuck

>Getting worked by fighters booking fights for themselves
For sure Stipe vs. Jones is happening too my dude

They don’t even put you under for that do they?

Or Gaychi punches Tony on his knee and tears his ACL!

I gotta see it to believe it, Connor is very afraid of him, he'll probably fake retire again

pennies and dimes kid

Geez

Yeah Conor is only going to take a fight that he has a clear path to victory or a Khabib rematch. He has too much money to step into the octagon with someone as crazy as Tony. Especially since Tony isn't a draw because he scared people from being too real.

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

She can scare me at night under my bed sheet! :^)

#BoogieWoman

This is unironically the peak female body

You're right Conor has no reason to fight Tony. If Nate gave him trouble imagine what Tony would do to him.

Conor beats Tony
Khabib beats Conor
Tony beats Khabib

i hope you're all ready for the kebab rematch once tony gets heemed

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Yeah honestly I'm with you.
We need Tony/Khabib. But holy shit Gaethje is not a good matchup for anyone, and with how hard he hits and Tony's layoffs, it could be a problematic night. Tony would legit need to bring his A game, but he's getting older

Why does Tony even have coaches or cornermen?

It's clear they don't gameplan or teach him anything, and if they do he probably wont listen.
He doesn't even spar or drill pads.

Reminder

This week is a RIZIN week

RIZIN 1 5

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Sparring is for wimps, all you need is to run, lift weights and hit the heavy bag, once you've learned the fundamentals there's no need to torture yourself doing "sparring"

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Eddie is in his head, he's got him looking over his shoulder at everyone

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>Stambowsky
lol

But I mean obviously everyone is cross-training, you don't see pure anything at the top level unless you count James Toney's fat ass flopping into the cage. It's funny how you still see these style vs. style arguments like we were still in the 8-man tournament days

literal schizophrenic and still a top MMA player

based calendar

>shinju

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Based and HighTest. Hopefully Andrade heems Rose in the battle of the boys so we can get Joanna back to being the sexy ass kicker.

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My body is ready

GUCCI GANG

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still gives me a boner so I don't care

They should make JUJU only face top level wrestler/BJJ so she can always get in ground wars

fucker trains with a wing chun dummy god bless

Schizophrenia is an advantage in mma. It's like that dude in fight club who kept beating himself up. Tony can spar himself any day without having to get any sparring partners. Also being crazy helps when you're fighting in a cage.

The polish girl she fought is easily prettier, and she actually has an ass

They virtually simulate every fight an infinite amount of times through the chip and export the most likely path of victory to his brain.

Polish wmma fighters seem to be the hottest.

Lots of heart to not tap

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Didn't BJ Penn used to use that same arm trap move

Everyone does the arm trap now. It's a key part of The System: Back Attacks.

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Big fan of bunda here

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I see you're a man of taste as well HeemBro. Joanna is truly the patrician's choice.

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yes!!

As a leg man... for me, it's always been Joanna Champion. But lads, I've got to admit I think the fake tits were a mistake. I love big huge milkers, but Joanna's flat chest was part of her charm.

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>HeemBro

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dat assssssssssssssssssss

she's a gargoyle. jesus christ what is wrong with you people

I agree but disagree, my man. The bustier breasts put a greater emphasis on her elite midsection.

Can't wait for based Goobert to spark le autism man and then all the butthurt plebbitors will claim it was because muh mental health.

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someone post it

kek, is this guy for real or what

I've gotten tired of watching McTapper tap all the time so I'll root for him this time LOL

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Blacking out to chokes seems to be kind of a thing with chicks for some reason

Conor is fer ser söy b. That's why he's worth 10s of millions, gets to snort coke off hookers bundas every night, and makes fun of muzzies. Fer ser b it's a sad lifestyle.

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Joanna literally looks like the opposite of elegant. When she acts normal it's sexy, whens she's trying to be sexy it isn't good.

Yo, why is this so hot >.>

Joanna is unconventionally attractive, she looks kinda weird but she's sex because of the way she acts and how she carries herself. FACT.

So is Bisping a woman?

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hes got the guts of one

>tapping in less than 2 fucking seconds

KEK. Based Magrega.

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Doesn't even try and fight the choke; honestly I can't think of any other fighter who has less heart than him.

When is this fucking LOSER going to bed? Doesn’t it have a job or class?

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Back when Conor still gave a fuck he'd have stepped back and dropped da lef on that wide open chin
I miss when conor was actually good

Khabib converted alot of people to Islam that day

He was never good

lads I dont want Magana to die

SEETHE harder you midget LMAO

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THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS HOLDING COH HOSTAGE WTF

how the fuck could you be so incompetent to pop for PEDs in fucking boxing

"It's just business"

-Conor "Cornered" Mcgregor

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Honestly, this webm makes me think worse of both fighters. Look at how sloppy that punch is. Wide, looping haymaker thrown from his waist. He literally couldn't have telegraphed this punch any more. Then, once it's done, he's standing right in front of his opponent with his feet not under him and his hands down, just fucking begging to be countered.
Even worse than the punch itself though, is the fact that Conor actually got hit by it. How far conor has fallen, from KOing the goat in seconds, to getting dropped by an utter punchlet. Don't do coke kids.

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>dat gif
KEK

I used to follow her old Insta when she posted crazy shit all the time. Hope she pulls through

I never noticed this before, but gaycheese comes pretty close to backflipping into that dude. Him divebombing a civilian after a sloppy banger would be his ultimate highlight

>all these muzzie soibois itt
I bet you all thought he was done after he got defeated by Nate in 2 rounds, the returns and styles on him.
Gooby is going to come back and heem Fagbib unconscious and send him back to his own weight class where he will get rode like a pony by GOATren

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Dude... he might have the hottest wife in all of sport

i always felt he was pressured to fight. since dana let him do the mayweather thing

He literally threw it from Haiti and it barely even dropped him, Conor unironically has top #3 chin in the LW division/

Easy for you to say when you're watching it in slow motion.

Of course it is, playing armchair quarterback is all anyone does around here. That being said, the punch was objectively sloppy as fuck and still landed clean, which bodes poorly for both fighters

He gets nowhere near him, open your eyes.

Have you seen Tony's wife though?

but the timing is perfect

El Goobo has never ever been rocked once in his life. He has been knocked down and caught off balance but never rocked or stunned. At the very most he has gassed out due to throwing hammers constantly, but never heemed. If he went and did some roadwork he would be unstoppable

Why would he do boring shit like running or training when he can do 100 million dollars worth of blow and die

Going out like Tony Montana is Based and Redpilled.

Ehh, not really though, just the angle

Conor doesn't do running dumdum, he can't because his knee is fucked.

Why does GSP take his right leg out like that near the end?

I think he knew it was over based on how tight the choke felt, and he was just getting ready to stand up. otherwise I can't think of a reason

Only think I can think of was that he was worried that Bisping was going to cross his ankles and raise his hips for a lock.

I don't know what Danaher has to do with it, but yeah that's a standard white belt move nowadays.

i declare this thread dead.

Who is your favorite unranked fighter?

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>practice bjj
Thought you're out with a headache?

/heem/ confirmed brainlet mma community. he's coaxing him into a slugfest, which it did and is what max wanted even though it ultimately didn't pay off.

Nikita Krylov
Darko Stosic

bump for limit

This is the thread:
^ the thread