Ronaldo > messi

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>Ronaldo hattricks against Ajax in CL QF: 0

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>And half of Ronaldo's hattricks career wise include penalties when only 1/4 of Messi's do
fake news.

t. wain

>he paid to make this post
O TWAIN

Poo in loo

you couldn't resist, could you? france flushed you out like a pro hunter
now kill yourself immediately

I just saw somewhere that out of 51 hattricks for Messi, 13 have a pen included
Out of 52 for Ronaldo, 26 have a penalty incldued
You're free to check and come back

Shut the hell up you dummy. Romania has point, as always.

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Dumb gypsy.

You're a dumb gypsy indian.

>Ronaldo scores against 10men team
>Messi fans: haha what a fraud

>Messi scores&assists against 10men team (statistically 5x more often than Ronaldo)
>Messi fans: trully the most magisterial undisputed all time strong mind GOAT

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Fraudnaldo paying his shills overtime tonight

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because Messi missed 1 out of 4 penalties
You're free to check and come back

>they have a 6% difference in conversion rate
Just don't kill yourself twain

A
FUCKING
CARTWHEEL

Yeah Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me, yuh

I been dribblin' calm, don't start no trouble gypsy
Tryna carry Barca is a struggle for me
Tsu be paddin' on Chievo to keep up with me
You know how I like it when Yea Forums spams "MESSI"
I don't wanna rest for Barca to miss me
Yes I see the things that Twain wishin' on me
Hope my assists and goals give me a Pichichi
Twain gon' make excuses, "Ronaldo be restin' '"

GOAT's plan, GOAT's plan
I score goals, Twain proxyposts, yuh
I feel GOAT, Tsu cryin' "TSUU", ay, yuh
I finessed down Bernabeu, ay, 'nessed
Might go down a G.O.D, yuh, wait
I go hard on Courtois's legs, yuh, legs
I make sure Chicanos seethe

And still
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yuh, ay, ay

Tsu say, "Do you rate me?" I tell him, "Only partly"
I only love my Sprite and don't rape ho's, I'm sorry
Two trebles, I even got it tatted on me
Uncle Flo, he'll bring the refs to crash the party
And you know me
Carry Argentina to the world cup, dog
Without my goals, 'Paoli, there'd be no me
Imagine if I never played for argies

GOAT's plan, GOAT's plan
I can dribble past Madrid, ay, yes, ay
Gyppo switched to New Zealand, yep, fag
Nerman couldn't handle me, ay, me, ay
Might go down as G.O.D., yeah, wait
Scored header on van der Sar, ay, scored
I make sure Barca win leagues, yuh

And still
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yeah, yeah
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yeah.

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How can two countries be so bluepilled and seething from an argentine midget who outperformed their fraud?

Absolutely based.

ESTA CHORANDO

>game-winning goals in the KO stages of the CL, rivals
Messi:
Chelsea,
Arsenal (x2),
Bayern Munich (x2),
Manchester City,
Milan (x2),
Manchester United (x2),
Real Madrid,
Shaktar,
Stuttgart,
Lyon
Celtic

Ronaldo:
Atletico (x2)
Juventus
PSG
Wolfsburg
Roma (x3)
Schalke 04 (x2)
Galatasaray
Manchester United
APOEL
CSKA
Spurs
Arsenal
Porto
Lyon

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>they have a 6% difference in conversion rate
Ronaldo 16%
Messi 23%

that's 7%

dont lie on the internet especially when you cherrypick Messi's one good season since 2015.

>that's 7%

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