5 losses in 7 games

>5 losses in 7 games

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>hey boss wanna see my car

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>why can't the opposition gift us goals every week

Let's not forget that his team is absolute shite for United standards

>expects to fix Mou disaster only half a season

retard OP

This man would have won 1-0 at Old Trafford and held a 0-0 at Camp Nou

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>Implying Ole has a gameplan

It's almost as if managers are completely irrelevant

Except Pochettino

No media will mention that. Fuck Ole and his stupid baby face!!!!

Reminder that Mourinho finished second with this team. 6 points ahead of Liverpool with Salah having the season of his life.
Honestly might be his greatest achievement.

>Ole's at the wheel

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don't forget that their """"win"""" against west ham should have about 5 asterisks next to it and would never have happened if VAR had been in use

>ole is on the wheel

NO SIR ALEX DON'T GET IN

that applies to literally every game they've played

delusional customer

Implying Ashley Young is Maicon

MU starting lineup
>Ashley Young
>Rashford
>De Gea
>McTominey
>Fred
They deserve it. How the mighty have fallen.

>not green texting Pogba

>McTominey
Is a world class prospect.

he has some sort of quality. I agree starting him is a huge risk because he performs less than half the time, but if they had a solid base they could (and would want) to carry a player like that

*beats City and gifts title to Liverpool*

>anglos
>WC

Jose was right you stupid fuck. He deserves a fucking statue for finishing 2nd with these retards.

>1-3

>

Seething

Fuck this fraud. I'm not a fairweather fan, just realistic. He will fuck this club up even more with his inexperience.

It's almost as if you don't know a fucking thing about football.

Well, it happened AGAIN.

>Man Utd hired this man permanently

What a fucking meme club

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What a beta

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Mouyes would never cuck over like this

literally better than a team that ferguson brought to the CL final

lets be honest, with that roster i don't blame him

manutd is light years behind barca/juve/mancity/liverpool/psg. they will need to spend some mad money and give it a few years
must be very depressing for manutd fans

'no'

yeah, they need to spend 180m+19m for Bale for starters

this is legitimately top onions

BEY-DUH

holy shit

when he said that we all laughed

I thought it was Jose's fault? Why can't ole improve the players? Why can't he play 'the united way'? Play youth?

On contrary they've been spending mad cash on overrated players. They could build a solid lineup with like half of that.

mouyes atleast would have managed some cheeky draws instead of losses tbqh

Was it a good idea to give Ole a long term contract?

>being that bad at picking up on sarcasm

most of the wins under ole are like that

realistically he should've lost most of the games but his luck held until those retards gave him a long term contract

My bad nig, thought you were serious since you guys go apeshit crazy when someone criticizes MU meme purchases like Pogba.
Just get Lanzini, give him #10, get young left-winger and a defensive midfielder and you're golden.

it was for abus

literally what was said when moyes took over. just call next season a write off whilst building/buying then see where utd are at by the end of 20/21 season

How long are United going to keep doing this?

It's a miracle they're still in with a chance of the top 4. They'd be 15 points behind if not for that purple patch after Moutinho was sacked. They shouldn't have even got out of their CL group, Valencia took 4 points off them and they got a win away at Juve that was even flukier than the PSG win.

Until they do a Leeds

every season

probably shouldn't have let LVG go. he delivered the most significant trophy utd have won in 7 years and he'd have had time and funding to build an actual team by now.

You now remember the Utd fans claiming Lang Baal would deliver a treble winning squad

What trophy was that? Mourinho won the Europa

They should have kept Mouyes. Ole literally has no plan.

>europa
take the FA cup any day

How many literal billions have they spent since Ferguson left?

>psg sabotage themselves
>our 2nd hand coach is a genius sign him a contract !
>man u is fucked beyond any repair


that's some serious 3d chess

bullshit
liverpool was 6-7th spot for a few years in a row and then next year lost the league only because of a slip

difference is they have one of the best managers in the world

lol

>lol

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Based and Brennypilled

>that defence
>that midfield
>those strikers
>this is somehow ole's fault

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dumb fool. We have been unlocked just in time for the Gold Cup by this guy.

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so mou is innocent as well?

>when Mouyes can't win with these players it's his fault

Where did I blame Mourinho in my post

>£1B+ team
>not the managers fault, the team is shit

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I know it sounds gay, but he’s too ugly yet uncharismatic to be a top manager.

>buying overrated trash
>manager's fault

Luckpuckcould save a lot of time by determining the winner by a coinflip. What does it say about your sport when the supposedly best team just gets fucked by the 8 seed. Well, anyways, hope the Bruins luck their way into winning because people around here seem to care about them.

>Young, Jones, Fred, McTominay and Smalling in the starting line-up
>not a shit team full of overrated players

when is woodward getting the sack anyway

this

I can't believe i'm saying this but Mou would have beaten Barcelona today. Remember that game when he was manager of Internazionale? They really dominated Barca and had them chasing shadows. Mourinho is a real manager, not this Ole shit. Van Gaal said Ole was a bus parker too but you really need Mou for those tactics. Bring him back.

Mou actually has a gameplan, so yeah he's better.

redpill too hard to swallow

managers are completely irrelevant

Reminder that Ole’s PR firm got him paid here and it was all media spin. Everyone knew they would eventually revert to form. This is just the asshole 90s poonited cunts who are all now on TVs doing about them being the “real United.”

>Not including Rashford
Brits truly love shit players as long as they're young enough

absolute mong opinion

Not fair to put him with the likes of Smalling and Young desu

Manure is boomer team

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Did man utd make a mistake hiring him too early?

yes

>pace babby dindu fc
>75 million pounds for s Belgian Andy Carroll
>best the reigning French farmers league champs
>best players in the world la!
>le 24 year old French pacey dindu is the best in the world la

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Because you're a stupid fucking retarded monkey. Mourinho got second place with this shit squad. So happy he doesn't have to deal with brainless customers like you ever again. You and nostalgia marketing FC can go rot in hell.

>flukier than that psg win
No it wasn't. kys you dishonest cunt.

How many points behind top 4 were United when Mouyes was sacked?

>behind psg
Literally won
Also
>roster

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Leeching Glazers will sink Utd, many fans were against them.

Time for the excuses
>It's not his team
>Mouyes ruined the team
>Mouyes sabotaged the team
>He'll fix it when he gets £500m minimum this window
>He needs three years to play his way
In reality
>He's not playing boring defensive football and nabbing a single goal
>He's not in a one team league any more
>He's not SAF who admitted in his own autobiography to bullying refs and cheating (Fergie Time etc)
>The FA no longer is trying to sell the EPL to China/South East Asia and therefore has no need to keep United as No.1
>The FA is selling the EPL as a competitive league with lots of strong teams instead of the rest of the leagues in the world being one team or two team at best.

>Be United
>Be richest club in the world
>Spend billions on players
>Win stuff
>Entitled fans want more and want the club that actually invests in the team to change ownership

>Be Arsenal
>Be rich but not the richest
>Have an owner who uses the club as collateral to buy $1bn+ ranches and creating TV stations
>Don't invest anything into the club bar building a new stadium and funding it largely with soul crushing deals
>Don't invest into the club even after this is paid off
>Have a manager who somehow keeps the club in Top 4 for 20 years without any investment of worth
>Get rid of him when his begging of £50m for a striker doesn't result in quadruples
>Reject another shareholder trying to buy you out for way over cost so he can help the club
>Hire a new manager and give him £50m for the entire year, both windows
>Refuse to give him money for the next summer window
>Other clubs claim that their board is somehow leeching and sinking the club
The only other club that could argue this is Newcastle.

they all extended their contracts under him

Fuck off lanzinis not for sale

yes, and like 17 wins in the first 20 games or so.
He is still doing good, and is the best United can get

The manager is at fault for picking them and for not playing to their strengths. He is an idiot who should never have signed on for this deal unless he was guaranteed £500m+ for signings next window. He was also an idiot extending contracts for players he should be offloading so he can sign another whole new team. See, the thing with United is this.
>SAF leaves
>Sign new Manager
>Give him £500m odd
>He does something with left over players of last regime and the £500m worth of new signings
>This isn't good enough
>Fire him
>Sign New Manager
>Give him £500m odd
>He does something with left over players of last regime and the £500m worth of new signings
>This isn't good enough
>Fire him
>Sign New Manager
>Give him £500m odd
>He does something with left over players of last regime and the £500m worth of new signings
>This isn't good enough
>Fire him
Except we're not at
>He does nothing
So, he'll still get £500m and he'll probably get a year and a half to make it 'his team'.

So true. Arsenal got fucked by UEFA failing to enforce ffp then got fucked by the owners.

It's just a joke. Arsenal need £800m spent on them to get them even close to Top 4. They need a complete rebuild on top of the 'youths'. Wenger tried to have loads of youths come up but they all either failed or got injured. Holding, Ramsay, Bellerin are probably the best players that were bought young that are OK. I don't expect it to ever get better. But Memery had £50m in his first fucking season and while he had that good scout, it would have been doable over 5 years or so. But he left and nobody has been hired. No idea how they let this fuck up so bad. The board is a fucking joke. Unacceptably bad. They want CL football for the £30m odd it brings in and they won't reinvest it.

The players are going to turn on him next season. It only takes a few bad results against mid-table teams for the band of mercenaries to get demotivated about football and focus on their instagram stories instead.

You can't be a best friend to these players - which is what Ole tries to do. You never see him yelling at the players or disciplining them when they make stupid mistakes or play poorly. He seems more like a fan than a manager, a follower rather than a leader.

Can't wait to see the crash.

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See retard-kun.

>literally thought somebody had shopped a player out of the image so it was just the team shirt before I opened it
Fucking hell.

>Dominated Barça
>Unironically forgets the refpilling on Bojan's goal

Ajax just whipped everybody’s ass without money. Man Utd are the new Turn of the century Liverpool

>inter plays with 10 men for 80% of the match for no reason
>bojan scores an illegal goal
>my uefalona got robbed :'(
Al-fonso everybody