Okay lads, what part of Amsterdam you from?

Okay lads, what part of Amsterdam you from?

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Groningen (but also Amsterdam zuid)

Red Light checking in

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The foreigner druggie hooker part

The German one.

De zuidas

Oud West checking in

That place where they let you smoke joints while fucking bitches.

I'm not from Amsterdam but I'm really happy because a Benelux team going far in Europe is just rare and Ajax have dominated against all their big opponents. Based

The ajax factory

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what up with the israeli flags in the stadium ?
is there a big jewish comunity in amsterdam ?

's-Gravenhage

Zuid-oost reporting in

The Jewish part

tel aviv

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Yes

Heineken labs

thank god I don't live in a tourist hellhole

Groningen

Oranje Vrystaat

Waterlooplein here la

Above sea level area

The Jewish part. God I love bug tittied, thick thighed Jewish women

There used to be

nieuw zeeland

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Historically, Ajax was popularly seen as having "Jewish roots". Although not an official Jewish club like the city's WV-HEDW, Ajax has had a Jewish image since the 1930s when the home stadium was located next to a Jewish neighbourhood of Amsterdam-Oost and opponents saw many supporters walking through the Nieuwmarkt/Waterloopleinbuurt (de Jodenhoek—the "Jews' corner") to get to the stadium. The city of Amsterdam was historically referred to as a Mokum city, Mokum (מקום) being the Yiddish word for "place" or "safe haven", and as anti-Semitic chants and name calling developed and intensified at the old De Meer Stadion from frustrated supporters of opposing clubs, Ajax fans (few of whom are actually Jewish) responded by embracing Ajax's "Jewish" identity: calling themselves "super Jews", chanting "Jews, Jews" ("Joden, Joden") at games, and adopting Jewish symbols such as the Star of David and the Israeli flag.

De Spliff

congrats ajaxbros. they played an amazing game. this could unironically be their year

The bit next to the river

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Based

WIBAUTSTRAAT REPORTING IN

thx doc

WATERGRAAFSMEER
AJAAAAX

Die Schlepvenflorgrongerelfengen

If you reply with “Thank you Zwarte Piet” Ajax will make it to the final

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fortunately not anymore thanks to based uncle adolf

The shitty part. Oh wait, that's all of Amsterdam

Bijlmermeer

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oost

Bijlmerbende

the red light district wheres its all latex and femdom
don't judge me

G R O N I N G E N

>tfw I just realize what Benelux stands for

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The part where everyone smokes weed

See you in the final lads

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Bedankt Zwarte Piet

marrakech

Farmer town, on the border of Utrecht/Noord Holland. Soon to annexed by Amsterdam for sure

Tweede Weteringdwarsstraat reporting in

honest question: how much is an hour of sex in Amsterdam in a legitimate, safe, licensed brothel?

New Amsterdam reporting

The semen stained mountaintops

>not embracing the catholic european unity of Italy/Spain back at XVI
>choose the jew/protestant way
>entire country full of niggers and shitskin losing your own indentity
every single time. glad to see the first european traitor nations to be the first one to burn like uk, france, etc.

bout 50 bucks

Leiden
3 oktober the gekste

The Cheese Museum

Amsterdam Harbour (Rotterdam)

based and Yea Forumspilled

What's up with everyone being from Groningen?

abcoude

Blue light district

Eindhoven

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Rotterdam here, but I always liked Ajax better, its the patrician choice.

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Calm down Maximus Meridius

well the lux part is completely unnecessary

Muslim Town

Gein checking in, end of the subway.
Yeah I know it's barely Amsterdam anymore shut up

Underrated post

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Nope. Same municipality tho

FUCKING UITHOORN

its worth it
do it user
do it

Bullewijk!

Rotterdam based Ajax fan here. Been a fan every since De Ligt scored the 2nd goal for Ajax.

Just beside the coffee shop, where the clog shop is

Frougg Island

I once slept at a commie thot's place in Oude Schans if that counts.

Which one though?

Unlike you larpers I am actually from Amastardam

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Coffeeshopdam

For me, it's the Food Hallen.

Bullshit, we didn't invade that place.

Geuzenveld

Dutch lads, I have a question. You guys say you always swear by saying diseases like kanker. But when I joke with the Dutch people I meet by saying that word they get super offended and say that you shouldn't joke about that. So what is up. Do you use that word to swear or not or were you just lying to me?

Osdorp, I've infiltrated the Moroccan ranks by wearing fur collars and stealing Vespas.

it's the best city in our country

If you still have one of their bikes stashed away in your garden you can claim you're from there.

Oud zuid gap

The Republic.

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Living in a city is for poor people who like pollution, niggers, dirt everywhere, noise, no space, no nature, immigration and everything stupid expensive

utrecht, actually working for ajax and lifelong supporter though

Do you casually call your American friend nigger as well?

Curacao

IJburg, checking in

I went to Amsterdam once, the people outside of the coffee shop areas were really nice.

Some people use it all the time, other people think it's the worst word to use

Middelburg

only low class people swear with kanker
other old style diseases are more popular tho amongst all
Try tyfus or pest or klere

XD

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Thank you Zwarte Piet

>Armada gets BTFO
>can't even win a war against a bunch of part time landscape plumbers
Is the power of Popery

Lisse

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Still better than Rotterdam

I can heard very loud shouting coming from the centre and I don't even live in Amsterdam.

because Groningen is based that's why

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like in most countries, some people do not like it when you use the worst swear word available

the fact that its also an actual disease makes it worse

students, I suppose. prime Yea Forums demographic.
t. Groningen

whats the best time to visit Amsterdam? Is it expensive?

Snuifas nifke

Brooklyn

It's Venice 2.0 at this point. Never is a good time to visit.

Hamsterdam

What went so wrong?

Zaandam

Probably the rest of the world outside of Western-Europe and North-America having expendable income these days.

British people too many of em

Lmao look at your pope. Biggest cuck in existence, and you see him as God's representative kek. Not to mention the massive amounts of tolerated pedophilia.

The rest of Europe being too strict

The Tilburg part. Ajax bandwagoner

My last name starts with Van. Can I celebrate with you guys?

wow please can you not bully?

kek

tolerating degeneracy

Nothing, people not from Amsterdam have shit taste and you should NEVER listen to them

Ignore him

It should be van without a capital V you fat faggot

Eindhoven

Sure :)

hella r*de

>capital V
OH NO NO NO

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play the song lads

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too many brits and chinks

The Rijksmuseum

>why do people get offended when I swear at them
not sure

this happened to me, was talking to two dutch dudes and I asked about kanker
guy hid a laugh and said that's not a thing they do

>Van

thats something you live in, by the river

>talking to normies
typical swetard

>Go to Amsterdam
>Every service person in every shop approaches me in English
>Respond in Dutch because that's the language of this country
>This girl at a coffee shop fucking kept responding in English even though she was talking to her colleague in Dutch
>At the end she gives me a disapproving look and says "fijne dag nog"
Strange shit man, like being in a different country

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the jewish quarter

pls explain wtf she said at the end

have a nice day

what's worse? brit tourists in amsterdam, muslim refugees in rotterdam or bureacrats in the hague?

i hope eindhoven or utrecht is plague free

Have a nice day, in Dutch

Hate this about my city

420
weed lmao

Rotterdam is ugly and shitty, steer clear from there. Eindhoven is quite boring.
I'd say visit Utrecht, Den Haag and Maastricht if you want the comfy Dutch feel. Maybe Groningen is a good call too.

based

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Because the city is basedpilled and unironically the new amsterdam

>Maastricht
>comfy Dutch feel

What you on about, faggot? Maastricht is more Flemish than Dutch

B E T O N D O R P

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van coever

My country seems such a shitty place to go on holiday. What do you stupid nikkers come here for? We're fucking full.

What about Maaskantje?

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I lost my virginity in the red light district

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>he doesn't rate Dudelange

yikes

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ewww, who goes to the city centre anyways. Many such cases

Always amazes me to hear people went here on holiday, especially when they actually left Amsterdam. There's nothing there

B A L T I M O R E

BLANKSTAD

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That's a nice cathedral

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De Baarsjes

Amsterdam doesn't have a cathedral.

I was too scared to do it.

Haarlemmerdijk/straat/plein

>know Dutch girl here at uni
>she has light features but is very tan
Is this the Dutch common look?

Only pretty girls for whatever reason sometimes are somewhat yellow-ish.

When I went backpacking all the Dutch I met in hostels were actually friendly. Easy to get along with, but there was always something off with them when compared to the other Euros I met.

alot of students in groningen, theyre literally everywhere over there. cool city.

people who study in groningen are usually from the big cities because they wanna escape their parents.

Not really. Grand majority are from the northern 3 provinces.
Students from Holland/Utrecht are all holed up at Vindicat and Albertus

Amsterdam born studied in Groningen reporting

ah yea get your head kicked in and demolish rstaurants, im a student at uva but i feel like im missing out.

this one is nice too

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>tfw studying in nijmegen
>boring and full of leftie propaganda

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t. reeshof

t. Stokhasselt

Rotterdam is legit fucking fun, ppv'er. BOO HOO I SAW AN ALLOCHTOON I AM SCARED. Half Dutch/Half Surinamese here, come at me. HALFBLOEDJE FOR LIFE.

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traks als het rood wit
Voor ons wordt gehesen
Dan zijn wij een groot gezin
Met goud zijn wij geprezen

tranny lover

jeez people actually live there?
t. centrum

Bos en Lommer

south Amsterdam(eindhoven)

Any anons near Wibautstraat?

VEREKTE KUT!!!

proud citizen of Bijlmer

Een buitenlander dus

F-fifty ?
It's 150 around here

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>finje dag nog
Sounds like "fuck off nig" to me

Gubment policy
>DUDE we need like more income.. you know what brings in money? TOURISTS! Fuck yeah we need more tourists here so we can get more MONEY and more JOBS IN THE TOURIST INDUSTRY who cares about the housing market just have more money to buy a house lmao oh yeah what do tourists like? Food. We need more food shops like CHEESE and ICE CREAM and NUTELLA lmao tourists love that shit man.
>Whats that? People actually want to live in the city? Fuck them they dont bring any TOURIST MONEH in they dont bring anything to the city we only need people who can PAY TO STAY. Fuck amsterdammers bro they just cause trouble we need rich people and gentrification bro everyone likes hip food stores DUDE they can instagram their food.
>The city centre should be an amusement park LMAO oh yeah we got lots of MUSEUMS so we can push the cultural significance but we also got COFFEESHOPS DUDE FUCK YEAH
But what about liveability and problems caused by more people visiting?
>FUCK that shit bro just let everybody rent bikes and walk all over the place the city centre is one big fun placr where people can SPEND MONEY in SHOPS because thats what tourism is all about right
Fuck tourists a bit but most of all FUCK THE TOURIST INDUSTRY FUCK OOFFFFFFFF WITH YOUR SHITTY MONEYGRABBING HANDS

>finje dag nog
:3

I was born in Norf Ajax m8

Also in Leiden mein Freund

Pretty pathetic desu.

Diamantbuurt reporting in.
Wie was Leidse?

Please don’t spread myths like the holocaust.