/nba/ - MORE TURNOVERS THAN SHOT ATTEMPTS Edition

Falseflag

Windhorst is LeBron's messenger boy without any doubt. Fat fuck liar.

threadly reminder

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>no feet

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>2015: Harden has better stats, but Curry has more wins.
>Curry wins MVP
>2017: Harden has more wins, but Westbrook has better stats.
>Westbrook wins MVP
>2018: Harden has more wins AND better stats.
>Harden wins MVP
>2019: Harden has better stats but Giannis has more wins.
>_______ wins MVP
You should be able to solve this.

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>now people use it to knock brons legacy

Oh for fucks sake, Lebron knocked his own “”””legacy””””! He somehow managed to make the Lakers even worse than last year. Lebron was swept in the playoffs last year after throwing a tantrum and hurting his little finger. He’s been carried thru his major successes by players who have the spark in clutch moments (Irving, Allen, Wade). He is a complete fraud that has been exposed. Locker room cancer. Media cancer. NBA cancer. Media hyped trash. Damp and sparkless. LeFraud will likely not see the /sPARKY’s Top 10 again.

And notice how the Lebronsexual attempts to use excuses to defend the “”””legacy””” of L3-6ron, bc it is the only way they can rationalize comparing him to the greats. They need to make excuses in order to compensate for Lebron’s diminished spark levels.

You’ll notice for example when people bring up Jordan they’ll talk about his accomplishments:
Clearly Michael is better. It's not even a close one. But let's go to the facts. Updated after Lebrons 14th season. Michael Jordan has
•3 more rings
•3 more final mvps
•1 more DPOY
•1 more season MVP
•9 more scoring titles
•3 more steals leader
•3 more all defensive team selections
•4000 more points / bron moved past him in playoff points, took longer to do it.
•800 more steals
•Beat 20 50+ win teams in the playoffs (Lebron only defeated 10)
•Jordan never averaged less than 40%
•6/6 (never allowed a game 7)
•Never lost his spark!

...just a few examples. But then when faced with these facts, L3-6ron groupies will boast Lebron’s Greatness by saying well....

•Durant joined a 73 win team
•it’s not fair Jordan had less competition
•it’s not fair Jordan had more help

Notice how none of these arguments actually say anything to Lebron’s credit. If Lebron fans had a true GOAT on there hands, they wouldn’t need to resort to constantly making excuses for him.

he didn't even have lebron going back to cleveland, the guy has no sources

Harden is shit and no one cares about his ref baiting cheating pussy ass

remember, never listen to /nba/

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Otto is literally 1 step away from being the next Durant tho

After he went to the Bulls he got activated.

If you have followed basketball for the last 3 years or so you would know that Windhorst doesn't have any connections to LeBron's camp anymore and he has been quite critical of LeBron for awhile. But go ahead and stick with the narrative that he is still a LeBron cum swapper.

The dude literally dug LeBron's trash to write an article about what he eats

He's literally Lebron's proxy slave

good posts

>The dude literally dug LeBron's trash to write an article about what he eats
no....

Yes he got his career dickriding LeBron since high school. You're missing my point.

This is a perfect example of what we all came to loath about /nba/. this was the allegorical “writing on the wall”! The people were tired of being lied to by outdated and subpar ratings engines. Nobody was actually happy with the inaccurate lists being posted here before the arrival of sparks?! I look at that image and am reminded of the reason why I refuse to romanticize the dark days of /nba/ when emotional arguments ran rampant, clogging up our general with unwarranted and unfounded biases ranking lists!... so someone had to step in and do something!..

..I had know idea that my simple little dream of a perfectly calibrated, unbiased rating engine would evolve into the /spARKY revolution it is today ... but, as with most revolutionary movements, it all began with an idea.. with just a... a spark!... and as history has shown us, a spark can quite easily ignite to a flame...

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>play by the rules
>even use them in your favor to score points
>"cheater!"

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Shut the fuck up you dick riding bitch

>hurr I'm contrarian you dumb me smart
Sorry, literally no one that knows ball respects Harden. Every single basketball historian hates Harden, he's bastardizing the game and taking advantage of inept refs and poorly created rules post 2011 changes

You're shitting on harden for being the most competitive scorer in the league?

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Sorry to say, but your opinion of LeFraud doesn’t really match up with our rating engine’s results.. it may very well be that you’re running your ratings model using an outdated version of the stats filtering module. For a more viable reference point, please access the “2015 Warriors.spk” file. Once your system management profile has prompted you to confirm the updated load order, simply select “YES”, and then select “SPARK” on the next screen, and proceed to re-run your results. I think then you’ll see that LeBron is a massive fraud and your opinion was mostly based on personal bias.

is this the /ronaldo/ general?

ronal_o

Because he legit goes through lebron's garbage bins, looking for cum rags to sniff.

>most competitive scorer
What the fuck does that even mean? That loser fucking gives up in playoff win or go home games and he's competitive????

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>Fraudnalo
We Messi

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Clearly this list was compiled using a rating engine with properties which either mirror the Candybread Elite7’s algorithms, or interfaces directly with a version of our software, however, it should be noted that the S.P.A.R.K.S. has been praised for their optimization of this current technology, and their ability to fine tune the scoring engine, resulting in a more accurate ordering than L.O.A.F.

It is all too common to get slight errors in your results if your machine has not been calibrated correctly with the most recent and up-to-date tuning methods. I believe this is the issue you are experiencing, and why, for example, your list is rating Willy and Billy in a much higher position than they deserve. (this error was corrected corrected with the ShockWire6.7 update) and why Kareem is the only player in your top 5 rated correctly.

My advice: I would just ditch the whole LarryLoaf Pro2.4 trash system and just start getting acclimated to the sparky new age. Sparky has taken care of all your rating needs, so why worry!?

The real /spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 10:
1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating
5.) Hakeem: 370,714 overall sp. rating
6.) Shaq: 359,121 overall sp. rating
7.) Magic: 344,762 overall sp. rating
8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
10.) Wilt: 240,092 overall sp. rating

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>he's bastardizing the game and taking advantage of inept refs and poorly created rules post 2011 changes
The people who created the rules he's exploiting are the ones who bastardized the game. Getting mad at Harden for scoring points is like getting mad at a business for making money.

LeBron is clearly the greatest basketball player of all-time.

Let’s get down to the facts:

Career
LeBron has:
• 2,600 more assists
• 1,600 more rebounds
• 50.4 FG% vs 49.7 FG%
• 34.4% from 3 vs 32.7% with 2,300 more attempts
• 1,254 less points with 2,154 less shots

Playoffs
LeBron has:
• 900 more points (LeBron passed MJ on 120 less shots)
• 900 more rebounds
• 650 more assists
• 40 more steals
• 70 more blocks
• 49 FG% vs 48.7 FG%
• Same 3PT% with double the attempts

• Only player in NBA history to average a triple-double in the Finals.
• Only player in NBA history to lead both teams in points, rebounds, and assists in an NBA Finals series. (2015 and 2016; also led both teams in steals and blocks in the 2016 Finals)
• Only player in NBA history to average at least 25 points, 10 rebounds, and 7 assists in an NBA Finals series. (accomplished this three times)

• 23 playoff triple-doubles to Jordan’s 2
• 9 Finals triple-doubles to Jordan’s 0
• Both made the playoffs 13 times
• Both made the all-star team 14 times

• LeBron all-NBA first team 12 times to Jordan’s 10
• LeBron 14 All-NBA selections to Jordan’s 11

>1) Terrible in the clutch. Gets most of his points in garbage time to low-seeded teams.
>2) Overrated actor with a penchant for getting his father murdered.
>3) Autistic faggot who meme-chucked with the skyhook
>4) Literally only famous because he's white and won championships playing a black sport
>5) The actual GOAT: Generally Overrated AThlete

>Harden fags are statist boot lickers that don't understand ethics and sportsmanship

The fact that he's on another level than 90% of the other players in the league. He actually tries and gives a fuck. His effort, mentality, and stats prove it.

>Getting mad at a business for making money.
So, essentially every Democrat running for office in 2020?

Things LeBron has done that no other NBA player has done, including Jordan:

Career/Season
• Only player in NBA history to record at least 31,000 points, 8,000 rebounds, and 8,000 assists.
• Only player in NBA history to average at least 27 points, 7 rebounds, and 7 assists for their career.
• Only player in NBA history to post at least 2,000 points, 500 rebounds, 500 assists, and 100 steals in four consecutive seasons.
• Only player in NBA history to post at least 2,000 points, 500 rebounds, 500 assists, and 100 steals in a single season for at least eight seasons.
• Only player in NBA history to post at least 2,000 points, 500 rebounds, and 500 assists in a single season for at least eight seasons.
• Only player in NBA history to average at least 25 points, 6 rebounds, and 6 assists for 14 seasons.
• Only player in NBA history to average at least 25 points per game for 14 consecutive seasons.
• Only player in NBA history to be in the top 10 all-time in points and top 15 all-time in assists.
• Only player in NBA history to average at least 25 points, 7 rebounds, and 7 assists in a season for at least seven seasons.
• Only player in NBA history to average at least 25 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists and shoot .540 from the field in a season.

>Le get rebound and dribble into 3 people to turn it over and lose the game man
West is super fucking ass this year. Unless memechuckers wake up, Giannis/Kawhi gonna 4-1 these fools.

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I told you fools in the game thread last night that the Memeiors are finished without Cousins

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>ignores the post and just keeps dick riding
Yeah just like I thought

End yourself loser

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Cont.

Playoffs
• 1st place all-time for scoring average in game 7s with 34.9 points per game.
• 1st place all-time for scoring average in elimination games with 32.8 points per game.
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 20 points (210).
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 20 points, 10 rebounds, and 10 assists (20).
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 25 points, 5 rebounds, and 5 assists (124).
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 25 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists (61).
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 30 points, 5 rebounds, and 5 assists with (74).
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 30 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists with (37).
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 35 points, 5 rebounds, and 5 assists with (35).
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 35 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists with (16).
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 20 points and 10 rebounds while also accounting for at least half of his team's assists with 17.
• 1st place all-time for playoff games with at least 40 points, 5 rebounds, and 5 assists with (18).
• 1st place all-time for most 30-point triple-doubles in the playoffs (10).
• 1st place all-time for most 40-point triple-doubles in the playoffs (3).
• 1st place all-time in Win Shares (45.81).
- 6.05 more than the next player on the list Michael Jordan (39.76).
• 1st place all-time in Box Plus/Minus (10.72)
- 0.60 more than the next player on the list Michael Jordan (10.12).

>posting this much personal bias instead of actaul relevant facts.

How many games did it take Lebron to pass Jordan and how many titles were attained during those years for each player? A few players will pass greats in added/ over time numbers. What counts are season by season: how many titles, how many scoring, rebounds, assist titles do you have? How much spark!? Let's not omit DEFENSE!!.. DPOY, defensive first team and lastly, how do you protect the ball... Turnovers... Don't let the media persuade you..

>6-0
>3-6

>Wild Russian idiot appears
This gen sucks dick

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>His effort

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Wow it's almost as if players can't improve. Go fuck yourself dumbass. Jordan and LeBron have lost in the playoffs before winning titles.

Lebron cont.

• 1st place all-time in VORP - Value Over Replacement Player (29.38).
- 6.53 more than next player on the list Michael Jordan (22.85)
• 1st place all-time for games with at least 30 points and 10 assists (16).
• Only player in NBA history to average 28 points, 8 rebounds, and 6 assists in their playoff career.
• Only player in NBA history to be in the top 10 all time in career playoff points, rebounds, assists and steals.
• Only player in NBA history to be in the top 5 all-time in career playoff points, assists, and steals.
• Only player in NBA history to record at least 600 points, 200 rebounds, and 150 assists in a single postseason.
• Only player in NBA history to record at least 500 points, 200 rebounds, and 150 assists in a single postseason, multiple times.

• LeBron has made it to 8 consecutive NBA Finals and 9 total compared to Jordan with 6.
• Each of LeBron’s 8 NBA Finals opponents had a better postseason net efficiency than the best team Jordan ever faced.
• When Jordan retired the Bulls went from 57 wins to 55 wins.
• When LeBron left the Cavs they went from 61 wins to 19 wins.
• Scottie Pippen was 3rd in the MVP voting the year after Jordan retired and 5th in the first year he returned.
• B.J. Armstrong was named an all-star starter the year directly after Jordan retired and Horace Grant was named an all-star the same year.
• Jordan had a top-3 MVP candidate, an all-star starter and another all-star as his teammates.
• Jordan lost in the first-round 3 times and the ECF 3 times along with 1 loss in the second round. 7 times total before the Finals.
• LeBron has never lost in the first-round and has only lost before the Finals a total of 4 times.

Since when has losing before the Finals become better than losing in the Finals?

Fuck, 2003 was such a good year

what do you mean personal bias? All I posted was facts. It is up to us to determine how relevant they are.

MJ is universally recognized as the GOAT. He outsells Lebron in shoesales 10 to 1. Over 70% of NBA athletes consider him the GOAT vs. just 10% considering Lebron as the GOAT. Also, MJ kills the GOAT debate, while Lebron divas his way out of it.

Actual based LeBron poster

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Kareem is the GOAT. Don't fall for nike or media propaganda

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I don't care about the politics, I care about who was/is the best player in the context of basketball.

Refs took away a Harden 4pt play and another 3pt shot by harden during those infactual "27 missed 3s." You're fucking dumb.

which is MJ

You might be right, even considering I'm the Lebronsexual who posted all those stats.

Which is stupid. 3-6 in the Finals coming out of the weakest conference in the history of the modern NBA. Yawn... MJ would've won 8 straight if he didn't stop playing basketball entirely for ~2 years.

Based quiet and humble GOAT Kareem

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NBA is playing 2 games at the same time?

Mmm yes cry harder

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imagine if giannis mastered the sky hook

LOL and horrible at managing money. Nigga was too autistic to market himself. He could've been a shoe-god, and made himself millions in ads, but instead, he was too much of a beta to do it.

MJ and Lebron don't have to do none of that shit since they're smart about their $$$.

First couple of points should be:
>Played in lEast, which is at the core of all his paper legacy achievments (muh Lebron averages 50 in China for 20 years!111)
>Worse playoff impact ratios than post threepeat Kobe
>Mental midget clutch playoff stats, including 3 times worse AST/TO ratio than fucking Kobrick during their championship runs
>Got destroyed by Orlando&Spurs, Kobe won vs both of them with much better perfomance
>228-225 with negative pts differential vs top8 teams in particular season, just 3 winning/positive seasons (thank God for playing @ LeEast)
>haven't played any defence for at least third of his career (muh lebron score 30 but all his opponents are finals MVP for some reason)
>LeBeta would never attract Rodman type player to help him win
>You're fucking shill, you're not from here, shove your word document up your shill lebronsexual ass

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Yes, SA and Denver must be low rated. It's getting relegated to NBA TV

Kareem literally donated half his shit to charities and political activism, schooling, etc.

Did you guys look at the statistics I posted? My interpretation of them is that Lebron is the GOAT. If you have relevant facts supporting Jordan I'd like to see them.

Don't you have a potato farm to be working on or something

Those weren't counted as missed 3s. He still missed 27 3s.

"sometimes humans have bad games"
-Mike D'Antoni, human coach

d. A technical foul shall be assessed for unsportsmanlike tactics such as: (1) Disrespectfully addressing an official
(2) Physically contacting an official
(3) Overt actions indicating resentment to a call
(4) Use of profanity
(5) A coach entering onto the court without permission of an official
(6) A deliberately-thrown elbow or any attempted physical act with no contact involved

Work pisses me off

warriors can't stop montrezl harrel and bogus can't play more than 15mpg

Are you okay?

And? MJ and Lebron have donated more $$$ than Kareem has made throughout his entire life.

>not a NEET

WAGIES SEETHING

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So Magic quit cause he wanted Walton and Pelinka gone?

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LeBron is a better basketball player than Jordan.

Only because they made the money off the backs of what were essentially slave children.

The refs should be calling dozens of technical fouls every single night based on 3 and 4 alone.

But not time, the most important asset

he quit so he could tweet about simmons and westbrook

Also because he's a horrible manager and has no right working in a front office

Dude is a dressed up smiling uncle tom with no brain

YOU

JUST

KNOW

Overinflated stats due to Lebron playing a ball-dominant position? MJ had 10 triple-doubles in a row (which was an NBA record until Russell Westbrook beat it) when he briefly played PG. MJ plays an off-ball position. He also one of the best defensive players in the history of the game on top of being the best offensive player. He just doesn't focus on getting rebounds (he's a SG, not a big), or pushing the ball up the floor to get an easy assist.

Let me guess, you think Devin Booker getting 70 points in a loss during garbage time makes him one of the greats, right?

Oh boo hoo. Don't like capitalism? Try Venezuela or North Korea.

Bruh how the fuck is Pascal Siakam a year older than Giannis

>putting your hands on your head and shouting "FUCK" is considered cheating now
the absolute state of the NBA

>African birth certificates

You don't think the suffering of those children is important?

Is Cousins injury prone? Would he be worth signing next season?

Kareem was never liked by people during his era. His teammates, co-workers, and family all thought he was a dick. He would never talk to anyone. He would always have this stick up his ass and superiority complex attitude if you ever tried to talk to him. He would NEVER sign autographs and would often tell younger fans to fuckoff. People looked at him like a bitchy and weird autistic 7 footer. He was like a worse version than Kevin Durant now. When he retired, he wanted everyone to respect him and have a retirement tour, but nobody honestly gave a shit about him. Everyone was glad he was gone. It's funny seeing him rebuild his image today. Not a lot of older players like to bring him up because they know deep down what a shitty human being Kareem has always been.

FPBP

I could fuck every single one of you losers up

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but what does that have to do with his ability to play basketball?

how wonderful is it that we odn't have to see leshit in the playoffs??

the lakies will overpay for him

It's refreshing as a East guy.

Nah not really. This one could've happened to literally anyone.

Would you rather "play well" and lose, like pass the ball around, make 7 shots and be pretty efficient, etc. (aka what blog boys consider a good game)

Or go down swinging, taking 30 shots and making double digits, drawing fouls, getting a bunch of other stats, and still losing all the same?

I respect guys that give a shit instead of disappearing into the woodwork with the rest of the team

Their society improved from an economic and technological standpoint. Just look at how Asia has transformed into an economic powerhouse, and will soon be the economic barycenter of the world. This started because companies wanted to shift manufacturing to a more competitive jobs market. This child labor problem isn't a fault of the company, but rather the labor laws of the country the factories are in. It's like blaming a gun manufacturer when a man murders his family. This improvement in the economic and technological aspects of their society has also brought about cultural change, where civil rights is considered more important. I could go on... but you should read some Milton Friedman to get a broader perspective on the effects of capitalism.

He was just looking for a snack while looking for info on lebron and went that

This is probably the biggest shift in thinking last 10 years.

Before dudes like AI and Kobe were seen as fucking G's because they never had any bitch in their blood, went HAM every game and happy to have died by the sword

Now you gotta lose efficient to avoid getting blamed despite you fucking being a bitch mentally. I'll always respect Westbrook for never giving up just because the rest of his team can't shoot over guys like Harden who just stop shooting half way into a game because they're down 20 to the Spurs and just got blocked by Ginobili last game

Kareem is the basketball GOAT, but not the NBA GOAT. His high school and college career is what separates him from the other GOAT candidates.

Facts.

youtube.com/watch?v=pf8iuy-WpHY

Hop on the bandwagon while there is still time...

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Clearly Michael is better. It's not even a close one. But let's go to the facts. Updated after Lebrons 14th season. Michael Jordan has
•3 more rings
•3 more final mvps
•1 more DPOY
•1 more season MVP
•9 more scoring titles
•3 more steals leader
•3 more all defensive team selections
•4000 more points / bron moved past him in playoff points, but it took him longer lol.
•800 more steals
•Beat 20 50+ win teams in the playoffs (Lebron only defeated 10)
•Jordan never averaged less than 40% Field Goal in the finals
Lebron did it twice
•6/6 (never allowed a game 7)
•Lebron had much more help
•Jordan never had a teammate averaged more than 22 points in the finals..
Kyrie averaged over 28 and DWade averaged more than 26
•MJ never ever had a finals meltdown like Lebron in 2011 against the Mavs
•MJ had more points in the playoffs in less games..
All of this accomplished in 13 seasons
Lebron is in his 14th season still chasing the "ghost that played in Chicago"
•Michael Jordan in the playoffs has put up atleast 40ppg, 5rpg, 5apg in 6 different playoff series. Along with an average of about 55% shooting, 3spg and 2bpg.
(86 vs bos, 89 vs cavs, 90 vs philly, 92 vs Miami, 93 vs Phoenix, 88 vs cavs) Jordan won every one of those matchups except for the 1986 matchup vs the celtics.
•Jordan in 88-89 averaged 32ppg, 8apg, 8rpg, 3spg off 54% shooting. LeBron has never even came close to this stat line.
•in 87 thru 92, MJ averaged 5 straight seasons of atleast 51% FG shooting. LeBron has never done this.
•the lowest FT% MJ ever shot in a season was 78%. Lebrons highest in a season ever is 78%.
•MJ has a higher playoff FG% of 48.7% to Lebrons 48.3%
•MJ has a higher playoff player efficiency rating of 28.6 to Lebrons 27.3.
•MJ shoots a higher playoff 3 point percentage of 33.2% to Lebrons 32.9%

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•MJ also shocked the league by being the first (and only) player to have 100 blocks and 200 steals in the same season, then turned around and did it again the next year..

Seriously this list can keep going. This isn't even a debate. Mj is the GOAT.

Michael in only ELEVEN complete seasons with the Bulls:

-10 STRAIGHT scoring titles,
-Won Defensive Player of the Year,
-9 times all defensive team,
-9time All NBA,
-5 league MVPs
-6 finals MVPs

All 11 seasons. Mj has done in 11 seasons things Lebron hasn’t done and won’t do in his whole career...

And before you criticize me for sparkposting just know that it doesn’t matter if you see the spark or not, truth is truth and anspark becomes a flame!

Check Mate.

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how was that different from kobe or jordan or even lebrons passive agressive ass. they are all kind of narcissistic assholes

Kek!

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youtu.be/uCfeaXOvm4E

Reminder that MJ was an overrated faggot

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People actually liked MJ and Lebron. They also took their roles as black demigods seriously and understood the basic principles of marketing.

>MJ at 40 compared to LeBron at 32

It's a wrap. LeShit BTFO

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>7 foot at 15
>autistic, which is good for sports
>practices footwork in soccer right now
>age limit will be dropped soon
>not fat+taller luka
>projecting from luka's stats will average 10+ FTA in his rookie season
Just enjoy nba while you can. When Barron is Wilting & senile trump takes Lavar's place, it's all over.

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reminds me of all the basedboys online trying to make fun of PatBev for still playing and trying to get steals/draw offensive fouls on KD when they were down 30 points when they ended up coming back and winning because of it. The people who have that sort of mentality to just give up have never played a sport, done anything competitively, or tried to excel in anything in their lives.

>73 win teams Michael "Faggotbrain" Jordan beat in the finals: 0
>number of unbeatable super ultra mega teams MJ faced in the finals 4 times in a row: 0

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What lol. LeBron is a huge comradery guy.

>soft ass white trash inbred rich babby
>good at basketball
LMAO

his fake public persona

>all I posted was facts
>relevant facts
>and also please pay attention to the rise in murder rates which directly correlates with ice cream sales
>egenerationmarketing.com/blog/causation-and-correlation-for-a-law-firm
>ice cream = murder
>correlation must = causation

Why don’t you take a break from making damp posts and go try to regain your spark, user?

Lmao i love the Bone Thugz N Harmony

>MJ leading his team to the best win record in NBA history is bad
>MJ winning the Finals on the most clutch shot ever at LeBron's current age while LeShit can't make the playoffs is bad
>LeShit is anything but bad

Alo MJ beat more 50 win teams, you're retarded

Ive been laughing at this picture for like ten minutes hahahahahaha

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>LeCancer
>LeCan'tmakeplayoffs
>LeFraud
>LeFail
>LeTradetheseniggas

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LeBron has the greatest finals win in NBA history

What was his greatest challenge, the fucking Jazz? LMAO

He played in a weak ass faggot expansion team era where people couldnt even double team cuz you had to stay within 3ft of your guy LOLOLOL

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lookin good russ

LeBron was carried by Kyrie against an injured Warriors team that just got exposed by OKC and you act like this is LeBron's crowning achievement just to get swept 2 years in a row

t.

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>what has LeBron done besides lose?
Geez Idk maybe put up the best finals numbers of all time and win the most historical series in nba history?

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Damn Skip had his own team? wtf I love Skip now

>”Lebron is a GOAT contender” memeing
As a former coach, it has always killed me to watch lebron use his off arm and shove his way to the hoop. Fundamentals teach you to guard the ball, but as soon as u raise the arm towards a defender.. It's a charge. While his fans, along with the NBA were so impressed with his physique they failed to realize that basketball was a game of skill. Just because lebron is bigger than your average guard it does not mean he can run him over. Power is designed for the power forward who uses his strength in the post. Had the NBA forced lebron to drive the right way, he would either become finesse or develop a mid range game..which are his weaknesses.

People love to mention "if you take lebron off this team"... Notice how Lebrons team run the lebron system.. Of course if u take him off the team they will suck. If lebron played in a system where it maximizes each players talent they can win without him.. (spurs, GS, Boston)..

It is so sad to compare him to Jordan and watch him lose. Is it not tiring to say he has no help? He's had 15 season to build chemistry with his own Pippen.. Or maybe he's not the player your mind wanted him to be.

Why question the algorithms when we know for a fact that they’ve been calibrated specifically to remove personal biases!? The facts are the facts:

1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating
5.) Hakeem: 370,714 overall sp. rating
6.) Shaq: 359,121 overall sp. rating
7.) Magic: 344,762 overall sp. rating
8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
10.) Wilt: 240,092 overall sp. rating

>Myck Kabongo
That dude was so hyped coming out of high school and then got worse and worse every year after that

>the last samurai

The warriors really chimped out and got KD after that embarrassment lmao

Ummm....bros? I thought Lowry was a fraud?

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The whole team is a fraud

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>defending lowry
i said it when they traded derozan. they needed to package lowry away too. cut off the cancer or else the playoff chokes will come back to haunt them

been saving this

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Stats don’t lie. Lowry is not a fraud.

Dywane Wade in 2018:
>"I'm not a narcissist like Kobe. I don't need a farewell tour"

Dywane Wade in 2019:
>Hey #WadeCounty, here's a 10 min video of me announcing my #OneLastDance retirement tour. Go out and come to my #OneLastDance tour bus, buy my #OneLastDance merch, and stay tuned at the end of every game to see who I do my #OneLastDance #3XChamp jersey swap with

How do I play elite defence like Beverly?

Kek
See thisA shitty personality and a tendency to apply overbearing and oversparked pressure to your teammates is only a viable strategy if you ACYUALLY FUCKING WIN. (ie: not the chokejob 3-6 LOSING record LeFraud has accomplished with his team cancer tactics).

If you're a total dick but you succeeed at become a legend, you will be remembered as a legend.

If you're a total dick and you succeed at becoming a LeFraud, you will be remembered as a LeFraud.

Oh wow he put up below average stats in his "elimination games" AKA game 4s or game 5s.

But LeBron isn't a dick and has won 3 titles. All of LeBron's teammates besides the immature lakies actually like him.

>Lowry is a cho-

youtu.be/-PfDAkqsw7I

How can you not be a dick when your whole career you shit on niggas with your unstoppable skyhook?

>Reminder that Porkies Posters rely on outdated and buggy software that doesn’t hold a candle to the Candybread Elite7 rating engine.

wins > stats, except when the stat line makes the commentators jizz every time they say "averaging a triple double"

Couldn't you do this with Derozan too?

>But LeBron is a dick and has choked away 6 titles.

ftfy

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>I'm brain dead please agree with me!!!

Sad loser you are

Idk about that honey. Context is key here broseph stalin

>All of LeBron's teammates, especially the fed-up lakies actually hate him and his relentless leDrama based tactics

ftfy

i'm more worried about lowry's age than anything. i don't know if lowry can beat anyone off the dribble so if his shot isn't falling then RIP. It will be interesting to see how aggressive he is in game 2

>context
...you were saying..

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>context
...you were saying...

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>context

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This is what I'm talking about. Oh! This Guy has "efficient" low usage stats therefore he had good games yet watching the game Lowry is never an "impact" player actively trying to will his team and shit teammate DeRozan into playoff wins EXCEPT that one series against the Heat itself where he was hauling ass looking for shots and giving wide open looks to teammates

Lowry has mostly just been a back seat bus driver yet look he wasn't low 40% FG% therefore he was good!

>exactly as the prophecy has foretold

Guys, what if we really are entering a sparky new era..

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Where would you rate him all time? Top 30? Even perhaps top 20-25? I got him at 27 personally

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Soiboy Blogboys strike again!

If you form your opinions based on some loser on the Ringer or SBNation blogger tier retard you're not a sports fan, you're a cancer

He’s definitively and unquestionably officially rated at #4 ALL-TIME:

1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating

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Miss when this general was slow desu

GenZee BasedBois have been a menace to this general for too long. Enough is enough! *baka*

Kill yourself

one hour till Lowry relinquishes your sins

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>I'm not a narcissist

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>plays Sekiro once

He's the GOAT

>uninformed, biased opinions regarding capitalism and it’s overall negative sp. societal effect score.

The banks are a natural outgrowths of capitalism because capitalism is all about gaining a competitive advantage and central bankers offer a competitive advantage on the most lucrative product- money itself. And what is money? It's VALUE. MONEY=VALUE so As long as capitalism persists, the illusion that a persons actual value can be artificially controlled, is programmed into their way of living. This is conditioned subservience to SLAVERY. Capitalism builds sheep who only feel value as an artificial construct that can be manipulated by those who have power above them. Therefore capitalism breeds a society which, at its core mentality, believes they hold no value other than the value given to them by those in power above them.

Get sparky with it and expand your minds and it will inevitably help you rate and follow the nba with a sparkier outlook!

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How did they manage to fuck this up?

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just imagine for second bucsk vs houston finals, thats a good dream

reminds of the current 76ers

thats a heck of a broship

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By refusing to pay Harden and then letting Ibaka go.

Are Guards the best players now?

I'm sorry but Ibaka isn't worth 20 mil and comes off the bench for the Raptors, and Grant is better

What the fuck have you been watching last 3 years?

yes it's been like that since 2014

Yes, for the most part. Blame the rules.

Since 1990***

No team ever won a championship without great guards but many have been won without a great center

All have had 1 great forward but Pistons

How do 6'3" players get so many rebounds?

99 spurs

Because 3pt spam means the ball travels further off the rim than before where most rebounds came off mid range shots and in the paint

Look at Charles Barkley's rebounds in highlights compared to Ben Simmons or

get your center to box out for you

Ben Simmons is taller Barkley dingus

I think that counts. Bunch of great guards and Sean Elliott at SF

their team enables it in a lot of cases by boxing, like westbrick will throw a fit if you try to get one

That's not the point you fucking retard. Actually read.

Do you even need to be tall to play basketball anymore? Westbrook is basically at the edge of what people consider to be tall.

tall is definitely 6 feet minimum wtf

This isn't 90's you need a whole team to box out and even then 3s will sky over you if you box out late and get caught too deep
Retard

6 foot is small now tho. I think 6'3 is tall for a PG but it's becoming the standard now

>tall is definitely 6 feet minimum wtf
>not 6'5"

>not 7'0"

Adding to this, because guys can box out in paint and still not be able to get long rebounds this allows some lazy rebounders to get offensive rebounds for being late to box out

So teams ask their guards now to not immediately run backcourt to cherry pick and get rebounds to start breaks faster and minimize those long rebounds to get too far out of the paint for the other team to pick off

she's the only reason why anbody watches nba 2k tv.

Since clippers won against warriors, i have to say this:

Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers

Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers Developers

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Guys I just put $2k on GSW losing the series, how not fucked am I?

Bros if the Raps lose tonight, is the whole team and coaching staff blowing up?

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Bold move

You have my blessing

We literally hired Casey's hand picked assistant coach and thought something would change.

Mike Budenhozer was LITERALLY available at the time.

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gotta spend money to make money

where the fuck did this spark fag come from? he wasn't here a week ago. did someone else decide to start larping as him because of postseason or something?

He comes and goes but he knows how to rustle people when he shows

Depends. How much do you have in your bank account?

"Just remember michael when you played they changed all the rules to make it easier for you to dominate. When I played they changed all the rules to make it harder for me."
"And Michael had no response. Wilt chamberlain oh my god"

at what odds

I wonder how Bud would've coached our players. Could we have been a 60+ win team? Or maybe better off in the playoffs as Nurse has no experience with that.

i wouldn't mind if he didn't larp so hard and also wasn't making 1/3 of the posts a thread and memespouting like a kindergartener

It's all odds. It just depends how the ball hits the rim and where the players are when it happens. You'll rarely see more than a couple players go in and try for an oreb or else they risk giving up a fastbreak, but it's common to see 3+ players stick around to secure a dreb. It's also more often the bigs in the best position for orebs, so the bigs trying for a dreb have competition more frequently than the smaller positions. They'll do what they can to limit the other big (saying "box out" isn't completely accurate and will trigger that other user) while the smaller guys are more frequently open to pick it up.

Raptors Magic thread when???

Sounds like Curry and Harden
>Harden literally gets a rule named after him that lowers his scoring
>new freedom of movement rule disproportionately benefits Curry's whole style of offball positioning more than anyone else in the league

By how many points will my Magies win by?

Soon

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-14

...

Bud is a regular season coach. watch how the bucks cave against real adversity in the second

because rebounds is a meme stat unless you are only counting contested rebounds.

if jordan and lebron's birth dates were switched how many rings would they each then have?
imo: lebron 3-4, jordan 1-2

Apologize to my raptors right the fuck now.

The Bucks are better at every single position except Center compared to Bud's Hawks teams and he still got that squad to the ECF.

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How much you pay for that shitty coors can? $15?

How does Boogie going down look for the Warriors?
This pretty much speeds up their game. Boogie has been pretty slow, obviously not at 100% before the injury. Play more Looney, Bogut, go small with Dray. Might even get KD more shots now that there is one less offensive threat?
Any insight on how the warriors will look now?

almost irrelevant. he wasnt impacting the game more than their other bigs.

$12 yolo

the hell you say

Daily reminder that the SPURS are going to fucking wreck these playoffs

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Does it smell like weed in that arena?

Also, digits confirm spurs win.

Virgin nibba vs Chad kebab remover

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aldridge is going to expose that basedboy

checkem

>cockshits to WCF
sneed

>vice city
>not superior San Andreas
not my goat

Check my tripledouble

No, but I do lmao. Nugs win. Checkem

I love these meme predictions, it's like when the special needs kids and women predict who will win the superbowl and they pick the one with the prettiest logo hahahha

Nigga Jamal stoped

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I told ya'll my rapties losing last game was a fluke. You didn't listen. You insisted the magic were going to sweep us. You called us frauds. You called Lowry Trash. Eat crow /nba/

nugs x spurs looks like a late 00's nba game
kinda lame buuuuut I feel nostalgic wtf

Apologize right now /nba/

I'm fucking waiting

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im sorry

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PULL UP YOU COWARD ASS NIGGAS

>spurs bucks
nba ratings nightmare. no way in hell this happens

The goat is in this picture.

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I just want a gf who wants anime to be real like me

can't be worse than spurs pisties

nuggets are terrible

the nuggers are really gonna fuck around and get swept

DEMAR IS SO GOOD

DEMAR
IS
GOD

Just got lvl 20 mining

Sooooo how did Denver get 2nd seed??

Now people gonna call Jokic shit. I hate malone i hate everything. Jokic should just move to serb capital Sacramento

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I thought the nuggies were supposed to have amazing home court advantage and spurs were supposed to suck on the road.

just lol @ people who thought the nuggets were good and the western conference regular season wasn't insanely weak literally who is jokic

he is fat and can't defend shit
he is obviously not a playoff breed

my spuds :)

spuds are good

No one feels like busting their ass on road trips in mile high Denver during the regular season.

>spuds fucking the niggets
>kawhi raping the orlando tragic
DAMN SWEET

>tfw no baby race

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Eat shit Orlando
Raptor is killin the game right now
DeRozan is killin the game right now

Spurs are one of the best coached teams. They really came together down the stretch. Also the series isnt over yet.

Playoff derozan is elite

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>Date is 4/16
>Raptors and DeRozan balling out
Couldn't have been a better night

>stop playing dante cunningham
>get rid of gasol
>unlock beast mode

how is pops so fucking smart????

LIN IS IN

JOHNNY CHONG SIGHTING

LINSANITY just begun .

Damn I though this thread was about BLOTS and PONGS

wtf nurse. put boucher in

>dont play jeremy lin
>lose game
>play jeremy lin
>win game
what now lin haters OMEGALUL

Haha Orlando had Toronto scared for a minute there

Holy fuck nurse just unleashed linsanity on the playoffs

who is that ugly radish looking guy with the obvious blonde hairpiece? llolol dude looks wonk

Reminder

Kyle Lowry is now averaging 11 points in r1
DJ Augustin is now averaging 17 points in r1
Lowry needs to outscore Augustin by 12 points in G3 to catch up.

Stay hungry, canada, don't settle for mediocrity. You haven't won anything. Yet.

why the fuck isn't lin starting? He's better than lowry desu

Nuggets are a fraud 2nd seed. They're getting fucked swept

No but my raptor will be btfoing another Florida and Pennsylvania based team in a few weeks

>jokic will unironically get first team all-nba over embiid
based retards have been hyping up this unathletic no-defense choker all year

>kawhi with 37 points in 33 mins

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It would be like blaming a gun manufacturer for the murder of the man's family only if the gun manufacturer KNEW that the man was going to use that gun to kill someone and that they could've done something about it.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, I said:
>It is up to us to determine how relevant they are.

If you think the facts are irrelevant you can tell me why.

Spurs and Clippers are 1(one) superstar away from being great

imagine kawhi on the spurs

he would never dress to play

would you look at the time

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>he didn't think the nuggies would comeback and take this W

Go nuggers!

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gotta' say that was pretty impressive by murray, nuggies' fans

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nice "win" from the refs

Its good to be a Denver Nuggie tonight

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>that Westbrook flop

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>if you are white and watch basketball

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o shit boi

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heard about the choke hazard, came to make sure everyones okay

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Gotta give it to the nuggies for getting the win.

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Bad for the Spurs. That ending shifted the momentum completely. Expect the Nuggets to sweep in 6.

Warriors 1-1 with Cloppers
Rapshits 1-1 with Magic
Nuggets 1-1 with Spurs
76ers 1-1 with Nets

brehs are the top seeds all FRAUDS???????????

if the bucks win game 2 then they're winning the ship

everyone whose lost a game so far is a fraud

Based Kings-Mavs 2020 wcf confirmed

youtu.be/GJUy6N7udzM

What are you listening to Yea Forums?

>jokic had 21/13/8
damn I thought he was shit that game

OH NO NO NO

Jamal Murray’s a fuckin real nigga

My boy Nikola averaging tripdub in playoffs

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> the shit asstonio hurrrrrrs

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Kek

>that body type
fucking lol

Bruh those feet make sick

Why does Jokic look like Grimace?

WTF bros you said Nigglets would get swept?

>/nba/
>right
>ever

Denver needs Jokics 30p triple double if they want to win on road
But that wont happen
Spurs in 6

holy shit all the newfags replying to this
I want to go back

My thundies suck :(

They also said the warriors couldn’t possibly blow a 31 point lead

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players only baby!!

jokic is gonna shit all over lma

>leave this thread for the first time
>Yea Forums is all football
fuck yuropoors

>go to park with my $5.00 Wal Mart basketball
>the little air nozzle thing is bulging out because its so shitty
>knocking down shots better than ever
>even hit some threes
>dribbled it between my legs successfully while walking

Im gonna make it bros

I’ve been noticing a lot of emotional bias in this thread. Isn’t there some kind of rating system that could clear up the facts for us?? Like maybe we could make use of advanced algorithms or something in order to make sense of all the stats and data available currently in the nba? just a thought...

>westbrick chucking
he's not a top 10 player, sorry

>implying the grimace template ever gets old when it fits jokic's body so well
t. fattie mcdoughboi

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holy shit bros
I don't know how much longer I can keep making excuses for westbrook

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i'm saying i can't fucking believe there are faggots here so new that they've never seeing mcnuggies before

portland scary asf when playing at home. moe harkless and aminu are underrated

Lillard > Westbrook?

>hey want to pet my dog? i've got sprite and cheese pizza

imagine thinking this is even a question

gotta wait the games at oklahoma to make this statement

havent seen it in a long time and i still chuckled. the original wasn't updated for derozen as well. poster made an effort and got rewarded. chill.

weststats is trash

westdickrider eternally btfo

this is a god dream

Why were OKC rated again?
Its like whole world is only following twitter and expecting that the duo of Paul G. And Westbrook is gonna average 65 points per game

It was never a question. Triple-doubles only mean shit if they're efficient. See: LeBron, Jokic, Simmons, Giannis, etc. Westbrook's fg% is garbage and he racks up so many turnovers that his TDs are irrelevant.

Why can't PG and westbrick ever do it bros?

it looked like derozan was going to dominate

Westbrook statline:

11pts
4/17
1/4 3
5 TO

Thoughts?

does anyone have a link to that red lobster copypasta?

seth curry > westbrook ?

westbrook is a chucker who steals rebounds from his teammates
lillard is not that
you decide

OH NO NO NO NO

At least he will get his meme double though right? Westempty Statbrook

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now this is a hard question

Yet another brick

Fuck this guy lmao

kind of embarrassing that the thunder are going to lose to the jazz and the blazers in consecutive years. westbrook should honestly leave and take his chances somewhere else

Us proud oklahomians should rise up and demand to throw this disgusting creature out of our state! He's making a disgrace of us...burn Westbrook and his ugly man wife!

Yeah Oklahoma has enough disgusting creatures and ugly wives already, can't hurt to get rid of a couple more

Like I said once, i dont know how anyone can be a westbrook fan when PB exist on the same team. Too bad he's hurt and not playing to full potential

Ugly NBA games tomorrow

>WESTBRICK

Is playoff Seth Curry a real thing?

If Nuggets start Torrey Craig over Barton they literally win every game against the spurs from here on out
but their coach wont do that because hes a huge pussy, spurs in 6

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>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>implying seth curry is a real thing
literally his biggest accomplishment was being born Steph's brother

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OKSHIT

what do i have to search to find the origin of this?

Can my Trailbazies win vs spurs?

They sure can my Serbian friend

Afterwards we can celebrate in Soko Banja

>wnba players should be paid more money they didn't earn because players can get hurt at their real jobs in russia

damn. Stay woke, twitter.

I miss the sparky poster brehs. Why did he have to leave us so soon?

>cowherd betting 600 on okc to win today
Now he'll have another reason to shit on westbrook

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Feel so bad for Steven Adams. Literally wasting his entire career playing with a selfish statpadder

GIVE MY MAN PPAT SOME MINUTES BILLY

>first 2-0 team is the Blazers

didn't see this coming

I faded that clown. Comfy 2nd half desu

They were also the only top seed projected to lose

My Raptors put on an absolutely dominant performance tonight

Would you rank Westbrook top 100 all-time? If so, where exactly would you rank him?

60-70

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OKC is 3-10 in the playoffs since KD left

In those 13 games, Westbrook is 136/350 from the field (38.9%)

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nah
100 at best

unironically higher than i thought it would be

Yeah, but he triple doubles. Fans like that, right?

Yeah bro I love Ice Cube

hey nice job blazies, you dun good tonight

Does Kawhi really have another gear? Does he actually have a playoff mode he can activate? Dude looked like the best player in the world tonight, couldn’t miss, ultra efficient and hit shots from all over the court.

If Kawhi does activate a higher level of play, will every single other team in the league conduct 22 games of load management with their superstars next season?

I dont know why people are surprised, he showed it off vs the Memeiors twice

No matter what he does, he will be in LA next year, so have fun while you can.

Is he right?

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skip is a professional troll. why would anybody believe anything he says even if its right?

He obviously didnt watch the game
The Spurs got literally every single call in the first half of the game and even in the 3rd 2 of the nuggets players got put in bullshit foul trouble. Not even surprised because the Spurs play incredibly dirty

no

I can't imagine having my entire life set up as a photo op, how the fuck do you zoomers even deal with this reality??

>Skip Bayless

No.

Leaving the Blazers game now and saw Westbrick getting exposed in person, AMA

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Maybe SHITBROOK should cut out the fashion runway part of his game.

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na the spurs got a shit ton of calls

Or just have Silver shorten the season to 70 games and eliminate b2bs altogether like he's been hinting to do last offseason.

no doubt my friend

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and they still leave Toronto tied 1-1 and already lost home court, same shit team lol

Every game should be played on exactly two days rest

Remember to walk around the house to flex on John Wall

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these guys couldnt be more in the closet

>always wanted to like blazers ever since B Roy
>cant bring myself to do it because the city is infested with the most annoying people in existance

or give the dog treats to the dog instead of that bum Wall

>he thinks the raptors dont have home court in Florida

lmao

i visited portland a while ago, its really not that bad in person honestly

he's gotta be sucking off pg3, no way he's not pham

Florida is over 50% middle eastern??

Portland has a reputation for sure but there are genuinely great and normal people there

Plus conference finals and finals should be best of nine. There everybody happy. Players union happy, owners and gms happy, advertisers and networks happy, medical staff happy, titleholders happy, joe ticketholder happy.

I wonder what 80s and 90s Portland was like.

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There are more Canadians in Florida than there are in Toronto and the Tragic arent winning another game

Cope with it

no street shitters?

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you only see the sensationalist stuff then because theres no infestation, not at all like BC haha. I've been here my entire life and that undesirable shit is uncommon. The city is almost entirely laid back but how could it not be with all the craft beer and craft weed?
Do your own thing and let others do theirs, thats pretty much it here.

Lads, I miss me Pastrami from Charlie's. Going to need to comeback up there.

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It almost has as much street poop per capita as NYC, I'll give you that

Except for when some white people want to sell ethnic food then the whole city bands together to shut them down for cultural appropriation...

Based minorities.

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70s was like pic related and I was somewhere in that crowd as a new born. I grew up here in the 80s and HS in early 90s. It still feels like the greatest time to be alive but nostalgia probably heavenly influences those memories so who knows,

t.oldfag

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remember when blake griffin was good?

That is a true post

>the whole city
more like a few vocal groups and a couple of shit city politicians. the vast majority of us think they should all just fuck off.

it was around the time he wasnt injured

Literally whenever he isn't injured he is good

Westbrook is perennial playoff choker. Literally a guaranteed 1st round exit.

He's been the most overpaid player in the league for the last 4 years. Stop acting like he's been legit since 2014

your argument is stupid because hes injured every year

Not really

NEXT QUESTION

Just a reminder This guy was born 15 years too early. If he was in the league now he'd be averaging 20+ per game and a perennial allstar. Ahead of his time.

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HE IS CHIMPING OUT AGAIN
HE IS CHIMPING OUT AGAIN
HE IS CHIMPING OUT AGAIN
HE IS CHIMPING OUT AGAIN
HE IS CHIMPING OUT AGAIN

>27
(You)

what are the spark ratings for today??

m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Csg8pkp_c

It makes fun tv though

Night losers
A real shame

HEY GUYS, LOOK AT THE BRACE ON MY HAND! EVERYBODY SAW IT? LOOK AT ME STRETCH IT OUT. CAUGHT IT? IT MAY HAVE BEEN WHY I SHOT SO BAD! IM INJURED! LOOK, THE BRACE!

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>copying lebron

fraudklahoma

Based

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>/nba/ said my blazies will get BTFO this series
/nba/ is always wrong

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of course he is

Kawhi, siakam core will dominate the league for a while desu. I wonder what other star they will add to this core once Lowry and ibakas contracts are up.

Kawhi isn't staying
just going to have to hope that FVV learns well from Lowry, and that both Boucher and OG can improve

>Danny Green had 0 (zero) points
>Still blow out the magic to a record high raptors blowout

Senpai

>boucher
LOL is this a joke? Are you the derozan guy?

That's exactly what people said about Siakam and he was averaging way less than Boucher in g league

Canada is in more denial than I thought

I was on the siakam bandwagon from day 1. I started posting him for lols but I knew he had potential because of his skill set at his position. Boucher is way too skinny for his position. He might be a decent back up but I don't see him being better than thon maker.

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no you weren't

stfu I was spamming this gen with that picture every chance I got since he got drafted.

post the one where he's about to lick the inside of his nostril. that was the best.

He usually posts them around midnight

Kawhi is literally a Toronto lifer. He met with Trudeau earlier this month and was promised citizenship and refuge for his entire family upon commitment.

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I dunno man, I think he's going to the *insert historic franchise* instead. He's just built to be one of those guys.

do we still hate the lakeshits guys?

He would be the Raptors GOAT by just making the Finals and re-signing. Is the world ready for New Balance x OVO?

whoever made that point differential graphic completely forgot about the pacers/celtics lmao

How about this: We make the court WIDER so the 3point arc is actually a complete arc. This will give the appearance of doing SOMETHING while actually doing nothing.

Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?

How about you stop sucking cock for 10 seconds so you can realize why you and your ideas are retarded?

Wider courts will just be used as another excuse for why Lebron isn’t succeeding

>but MJ never had to play on a wider court!!

Oh god I can practically already hear them

That was unnecessarily hostile. You okay, man?

i laughed

Wider court means fewer seats, less money is a non-starter

Exactly, that’s why football and soccer fields are so tiny

Do you know where you are m8?

toronto fans quickly forgetting that game one

If they were building new basketball arenas to accommodate wider courts you'd have point.

>westbrick -27
guess this wasn't the year of the brick after all

They could be doing exactly that tho

>Paul George didn't join the Lakers just to get swept by CJ and Dame

Da Fuk

he shoulda went to the Blazers to begin with.

going to be on a long flight next week, is there anywhere i can download playoff games? you cant do that with league pass right?

>3 years
dumbass

It didn't exist yet retard

>there are people in this thread that think that Westbrick will exit first round of playoffs

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I'm about 40% confident which translates to 100% hopeful but if the blazies get one more win then I'll be 90% confident which translates to 100% sure.

nigga blazers in 5

Finally another Celshits game :)

Ummm... bros? I thought Lowry was a fraud?

Should have gone to houston

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/nba/ is wrong about everything all of the time

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Michael Jordan is a psychopathic bum.

>nuggets
Yall fucked. Murray had to bail yo asses out. I hope yall niggers is ready for the big "L" tomorrow. No way in hell your winning in Texas.

He already achieved his yearly choking quota in the very first game with a grand total of 0 points. So yes he's still a fraud.

Nuggets sweep in 6. Fill the riverwalk with your tears.

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Reddit... right?

Just make arc smaller and add a 4 point line already

Nuggets in 5, remember the Alamo? Gonna look like a birthday party

THE UNEQUAL POSSESSION OF POINTS MUST END REDISRIBUTE SOME OF HARDEN’S JUMPS TO SIMMONS

NEW

Wew

BASED and Celticspilled

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