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Ajax is winning

They took her

VAR trying its best to bail Juve out

dey took er

He is his lover

He will return to helal. They belong together

spoiler: he's fuking shit

O TWAIN

Papa Perez save me

the last 5 juventus goals on champions league were scored by him. he's single handedly the reason they won vs atletico and weren't completely humiliated by ajax. he's the best footballer in the world, not a god. and maybe even a god would find hard to carry this garbage fucking clown team

here's your god faggot

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>Best footballer of the world
>Not Messi
Sure...

Why would he burst out crying in a group stage match?

Tough chance, it was just a red card. Not like your mom died or something. Faggot.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

best footballer in the world cant score twice against a couple of teenagers

GOBBI DIMMERDA A CASA

>Ronaldo is the best
>Yet he cant carry garbage while messi can

hmmmmm

>JUVE GET BTFO BY SOME DUTCH FARMERS AND HALF THE VANUATU U-19 TEAM

>VAR IN
>halal out
>poonaldo out
LMAO

What a strong minded foul in the last 10 seconds of choking to a bunch of zoomers

Oh wow, after three years Messi dickriders appear when the argetinian score twice (first one is awsome) against manure directed by solskjaer and fucking pogba and lingard.
Anyway, the best one won, I hope a Liverpool v Ajax final.

>no penalties

>penaldo loses

like clockwork.

How old is really Moise Kang? Don't say under 30 or I'm not having it.

Ahem

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK PENALDO AND FUCK JUVE

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>won every serie a since 2011-12
>only got stronger since then
>i-it’s a bad team!

as a member of a farmer i fully support ajax now

>he's single handedly the reason they won vs atletico
t. haven't watched the game

OH NO NO NO NO HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but they were humiliated by Ajax.

:)

Reminder that Ronaldo lost to this Man United team

Get fucked mafia members, get fucked gaynaldo dicksuckers

Where is teh gypsy

So are Ajax actually good or is Juve just shit?

it's settle now

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the comment that destroyed Yea Forums
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kek i feel bad for pjanic, why is his teammates in midfield so shit?

ajax have looked great
it's no surprise barcelona has signed two of their main men
and their attack is also quite good though wasteful, most of their games could end with 3-4 more goals

Ajax plays the best attacking football, but cant finish

JJ is shit, this happens quite often when they play. the midfield is so shit and pajnic is the only one who can play forward

>he's not Lionel Messi

I understand now. Thanks, Joao

Good discipline and lots of talent. Juve got outclassed.

Many speculate that Bernardeschi is a homo...

Pic related is him, I'm not making this shit up

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Maricon puto, I bet you support AMLO.

So now it is settled that Messi is the true Goat.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>It's real

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Kek

KEK

>Messi scored two goals, PK7 got eliminated and the gypsy is on suicide watch

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That is normal for Italian men.

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Messi?
More like Messi-ah

kek

Why doesn't he carry Argentina then. Here's your true God
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iglesia_Maradoniana

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Reminder that the pope had to literally remind everybody that the GOAT is not god.

Maradona didn't "carry" Argentina, either, the 86 team was one of the best Argentine teams ever even without him

coke god emperor

He does though. They literally shouldn’t have been in the World Cup that’s how shit the team is. I watched the qualifiers

halalfag detected lmao

weak mind

>"foot"baller
more like headballer

juve and real are both shit, it's embarrassing that only liverpool and ajax look good in the CL so far

Why can't Messhit win 3 UCL's in a row and score and be a MVP in the finals like Cristiano??

HAHAHAHAHA

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Why can't cr7 win a CL final against messi?

>win 3 UCL's in a row
now that var is in, he may
also, with var halal will never again win any cl
>and score and be a MVP in the finals like Cristiano
lmao he literally did against cristiano's manure

BASED

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Because Messi didn't have refball Barcelona to the final 3 years in a row. Everybody knows that Bayern was literally robbed 2 years in a row. And the other year it was Juve who got cheated out of the competition. Noone takes those titles seriously. They were a dsigrace to the sport.

What a fuckin bullshit you've been spitting, with your logic it's VAR that made REAL MADRID big and without VAR Slavia Praha and Zenit Moscow are gonna be contenders. Suck the shit up you are part of the problem, you VAR dicksuckers, in the end you're gonna cry when VAR fuck your team up and I am gonna laugh.
Why didn't MEsshit played against Real in the last 3 finals??? While his peak huh , answer me?
>le system le system
You're the one calling out CR for having Modoric, Bale and whoelse, but Messhit is shit without Barcelona, without Barcelona he's just a lonely arrogant manlet, while CR7 proved his worth in 4 strong leagues. Now fuck off and don't reply me .

>also, with var halal will never again win any cl
they are so far ahead of any other team in this competition that they can literally spend 20 years relaxing before any other team gets to 10 titles.
but you're delusional if you think they won't be winning more, and sooner than you expect.

...

Ronaldo is a tap in merchant.
Messi is better in every single aspect of the game. Doesn't play as a striker. Assists more, creates more and scores more.
End your life you deluded little cretin.

The last 3 CLs were due to refball. This is a fact and nothing you say will change this. Kill yourself.

Anyone who unironically believes that Ronaldo is better than Messi doesn’t watch the sport or have any playing experience either

look at this seething FAGGOT
LMAO
get fucked, your shit cheating team bought a finished 38 yo cheater lololoollo
your club will never recover from paying his wages to win nothing
var has literally turned him into shit
hahaahahahahaahahahaAHaHahahahahhaha
celebrating right now in your face

Hahahahahahahahahah

If you aren't a Halal or Manure costumer, and still rate Ronaldo over Messi, you're just a closet homo who wants to fuck Ronaldo. There's honestly no other explanation.

Mate, the only thing Ronaldo did against Atleti is convert 2 perfect crosses by beating >Juanfran to the ball and getting lucky with the ball passing the goal line by 1mm after Oblak saved it and a penalty that came from a dive by his teammate. Even piguain could've scored in that position.

nope, they count.
which means they are legit.
but no, I'm sure the record books will add an asterisk and mention that someone on the internet thinks they don't deserve them.

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Holy fuck those hips :O

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Yes, also this

Again, it is a fact. There is evidence of this that you can find if you're bothered. No matter how many times you deny it, doesn't make it any less true.

the only evidence that matters is what the record books say.
if you want to challenge the record books, go ahead.
when RM's UCL regresses back to 10, I will agree with you.
otherwise, suck a bag of salty dicks.

I'm not denying they won the trophies you retard. There's evidence online that they only won due to refball such as offside goals for RM and red cards given to opponents that shouldn't have been. Go look it up.

can any club even come close to this?

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>titles before VAR

No professional team has ever humilliated by Alcorcón

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>pre var football
hehe

I'm sure you can find refereeing mistakes in just about any run to a European title.
should every team be stripped of their titles?
and who becomes the champion?
the team that lost in the final?
or maybe another team who lost due to refball at an earlier stage in the competition and could have possibly gone on to win the whole thing?
you need to let go, mate.

you really need to dig deep.
it's easier to find more embarrassing moments for literally any other team not called RM, since RM are the greatest club in the planet.
it's simple logic.

Bwahahahahahahahaha

No penalties and Ramos to bail you out this time

lose 4-0 to barca without messi
lose 5-1 to barca without messi
lose 5-0 to barca with messi
lose 6-2 to barca with messi

and yet

You read my mind, Werner

Foot began in 2018-19. Before that it was some strange game where the referees decided who won

which is great because even in that case the referees chose the alpha team over all the beta ones.

i.e. the cream always rises to the top.
i.e. natural selection.
etc

Remind me how Ronny did on league titles while in Lel Liga vs Messi? Donaldo is better at headers and PK, have to give you that. Everything else Messi blows him away.

Like poetry lel

Isn't Messi the same guy who could not score any goal past the quarter finals since 2016 and his team got eliminated as a consequence?

Kek

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He needs his teammates to bail him out. He can't score game-winning goals against CL winners.

>game-winning goals in the KO stages, rivals
Messi:
Chelsea,
Arsenal (x2),
Bayern Munich (x2),
Manchester City,
Milan (x2),
Manchester United (x2),
Real Madrid,
Shaktar,
Stuttgart,
Lyon
Celtic

Ronaldo:
Atletico (x2)
Juventus
PSG
Wolfsburg
Roma (x3)
Schalke 04 (x2)
Galatasaray
Manchester United
APOEL
CSKA
Spurs
Arsenal
Porto
Lyon

transfermarkt.com/lionel-messi/alletore/spieler/28003/plus/0?saison=&verein=&liga=&wettbewerb=CL&pos=&minute=&pos=&torart=&stand=gamewinning

transfermarkt.com/cristiano-ronaldo/alletore/spieler/8198/plus/0?saison=&verein=&liga=&wettbewerb=CL&pos=&minute=&pos=&torart=&stand=gamewinning

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You better watch your back for ICE chi

PAY DENBTS

pretty much this. ronaldo fans are closeted homos that admire him for his body. not even banter.

rapist btfo

Dry those tears bandwagoner

>all those tinpot 50s CL trophies counted

Why shouldn't we? u mad?

>Ronaldo
>Final MVP
Pick one

Also:
>What is 2009's CL final?

Probably not, but Madrid was always bigger than Barca.
Messi put Barca on the run against them, and probably, after his retirement, Halal would rape Barca at will.

These are the eight teams invitationals that Halal, humilliated 4-0 by Alcorcón (2ºB team) in current era, boasts about
youtube.com/watch?v=OlGmkNbWoUY

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>Halal would rape Barca at will
barcelona has been raping halal at will with and without messi

based
thank god we live in the age of information and these scumbags and thieves won't be able to hide their crimes anymore

It didn't happen until Messi's appearance, and you know Halal is way stronger ($$$) than Barca, so, there you go

What is PK7 thinking here?

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>oh shit if Messi advanced there goes my Ballon D'Or
>I hope Messi didn't cut into my lead on him in all-time CL goals
>I wish my son didn't like Messi more than he likes me
>I wish I was cuddling with Badr right now
>I should hold another boys underwear competition

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LITERALLY boiling, what a pathetic customer

>Why is my hair made out of ramen noodles?