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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 68 V. Bottas 62 M. Verstappen 39 S. Vettel 37 C. Leclerc 36
>WCC Standings Mercedes 130 Ferrari 73 Red Bull 52 Alfa Romeo 12 Renault 12
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 159 (161 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 84
>Hund status: Ferrari is sandbagging
>News: RB is not sure to get the 5 wins target for 2019 A 2nd China race is in the talks Pope Francis will recieve a Senna's sculpture made by Senna's niece
>So both football games are over, what? they ain't over for about another hour and 15 mins.
Joshua Robinson
>Relentless is the brand name of an energy drink created in February 2006 by The Coca-Cola Company. The drink has also been the subject of court proceedings for breach of trademark by Relentless Records.
Could Italian thread making user going to get dinged for copyright?
math is fake as shit this dummy at school tried to tell me like, the letter is not actually a number, you just like have to imagine it and im like bitch i dont do the fake shit Anyway, Hamilton is the GOAT #Blessed
Jose Gomez
His drivers intuition regarding drag and downforce is the analytical solution to the Navier-Stokes equation.
My erotic lust for gimi transcends any label that exists in any human language.
Luke Hill
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *chokes and dies*
Nolan Miller
Based Newfie
Julian Cook
Is TSUU the Ricky of footie?
Andrew Mitchell
Ricci is a victim and unexposable TSUUU is a fraud and exposed
Luis Anderson
but ricky is overpaid and underperforming, just like tsuu.
course he's good, but not third-(or even second)-highest-paid-driver-good.
Blake Ortiz
Tsuu stock plummeting, price of Romanian and NZ flags on the rise however.
Caleb Carter
+100% from 0.1 to 0.2! STRONG BUY!
Wyatt Cruz
lads does anyone remember the race from years ago where tractor cunt literally dragged hamilton back to the track and he was allowed to continue some rainy race, I only have a faint memory
Gavin Davis
Nurburgring 2007. Winkelhock's only race and he's still the only guy to start the same race from pole and from last place on the grid.
Aero was more fun back when nobody actually knew how aero worked.
Josiah Rivera
I think that's for the driver's ahade :DDDDDDDD Any beneficial effect is just incidente :DDDDDDD
Aiden Flores
I'll never get Jacques Laffite. He was a good driver with great statistics in shit cars, even got to fight for one or two WDCs with Ligier. But when he gets the big move to Williams he is clearly raped by Keke fucking Rosberg. He then goes back to Ligier and starts with overachieving results again.
James Gomez
im new to f1 but this rosberg guy... what a cunt! wins a championship then leaves f1 racing but still hangs around!! faggot fuck! just scared of lewis hamilton
>despite the statistics being racked up by Mercedes, I don't believe that 2019 will follow the same script as ‘92. T. Stupid faggot Brawn.
Nicholas Thomas
>The three consecutive one-two finishes scored by Lewis Hamilton and Valtteri Bottas are definitely down to a team that is operating to perfection at the moment, with a top notch technical package, but it’s also fair to say it is up against stronger opposition than was Williams back in ’92.” >>top notch technical package I was told their car was trash???
Connor Rogers
>stronger opposition lol
Benjamin Brooks
Gasly will win in Monaco
Connor Hughes
1027= ferrari quick in turns, slow in straigth mercedes= the opposite and mercedes wins
and now the situation is the opposite, but mercedes still iwns.
>So now Williams don't have the capacity to even build the Pirelli test car that the teams agreed they could do because they're so far behind they wouldn't get any value out of it. So if they can't unfuck themselves they're costing Pirelli development data. They've not only fucked themselves, they've fucked the future. I had to bring a child into the world to fuck the future
>So'd Frank Williams
3Legs4Wheels suck Lewis' pen0r too much, but sometimes gems like that make it worth a listen, kek
Jeremiah Cooper
Too many flips
David Wood
doesn't drink RichEnergy
Nolan Cooper
what is your problem?
Elijah Jackson
Just ignore the flip newfags mane They've been getting on my nerves too
But where are Marko's 5 wins? They only have 4 strong tracks (Monaco, A1, Hungaroring, and Mexico) and signs are showing that this will be another 2016 tier MWL season
Jacob Brooks
Shannon Mcintosh has even less achievements than Carmen Jorda, but looks way better than that spanish slag
Ian Wilson
Why are they jumping so many hoops when you could just type some random shit and put it on screen? Like anyone gives a shit. I bet he get paid extra for this. Those F1 chairman so fucking old for this.
Brody Hernandez
i just realized we have f1 on cable...
Ethan Roberts
shouldnt you be happy that f1 has new fans??
Nathaniel Brown
I am hpnestlysad for them. They get lured in by le epin documentary series and the next season is stupud MWL shit
Nicholas Watson
No. There is literally nothing in it for existing fans. For existing fans all it means is having put up with idiots who know fuck all about F1 thinking their opinion is relevant, and Liberty taking ruining the sport to attract more of them because more new fans = more new money.
He must also learn to never post in Brit threads unless its a WAG bread
Julian Allen
I literally havent watched a single race this season cuz of power outages or no internet. Give me a quick rubdown, did i missed something good or just MWL?
>Street race >Cool It can only be a meme and nothing else
Cameron Williams
Fuck street races, we need more circuits in the forests with gravel and trees to punish drivers who make mistakes. And fuck pireli, and fuck v6 and fuck mercedes and fuck Carrie posters
BEING A MERCEDES "FAN" NOW IS LIKE BEING A ROSENBORG FAN FROM THE EARLY 90s TO MID 2000s IT'S NO FUN
Nicholas Morgan
You know it's unavoidable to make the new tracks next to a big capital city, f1 needs moneh and they would get easy moneh and fans by this. And it seems to be cheaper to organize.
That wouldn't happen to be a rabb.it filename, would it?
William Gonzalez
>t. Carrie
noice
Carter Murphy
Forgot to say >Fuck tilke >Love Spa, Monza and Suzuka
Connor Parker
it was made by yuri so yeah it is, i didnt know there was a leaf in stream though.
Wyatt Clark
Not even a Mercedes fans desu but I love watching people seeth every time Hamilton wins. I really wanted Leclerc to win but oh well
Evan Kelly
You are a decade late if you just wanted to see seething, now it's just the standard result, it's just boring.
Joseph Flores
Probably just some winterbreakbabby.
Liam Murphy
The Hamilton "black excellence" YAAASSS-crowd was annoying enough, the Verstappen-crowd was worse with the "we don't care unless we're winning, now we love this guy and everybody else can suck our dicks, we have the new Senna who was a very good guy or so i have heard whatever, max is winner"-bandwagon Dutchies, now we have the Leclerc Netflix-crowd, who, instead of lurking until they know more, of course jumps in like they're experts immediately, leading to tedious discussions about F1.
Ironically enough, I actually like all three drivers a lot.
Dylan Rogers
THANK YOU SO MUCH I loved that game and that track
Asher Murphy
what is DRS and how does it help the drivers?
Michael Cook
I'd say that Monaco and Hungary definitely are not even their strong tracks anymore, that'll go to Mercedes too if nothing major changes.
Samuel Moore
Based Macedonia.
James Morgan
No such country.
>tftp
Jaxon Roberts
I've heard Rari is gonna change his rear wing in Spain Gp, a Merc alike. Also I've heard if the front wing is very problematic, it will be more difficult to change it.
Jordan Wood
Business idea: Monaco, the Indy 500, and the Coke 600 all count towards the WDC. Drivers can participate in as many of them as they want.
Fuck yeah the old Hockenheimring was the most Based and Redpilled track in existence
>no boring tilke esses >380+ Km/h >variable weather in different parts of the track >soothing forest background >so low down force that cars were forced to slide around like they drove bikes on soap >no need for drs and a other gay tricky gimmicks to pass a car
I always wondered why they never did the french GP in Le Mans (doesn't have to be full length, but shortened somewhere)). Would LM be better for frenchie GP than Paul Ricard? What do you reckon lads?
>Keita's birthday Wanted to post about that but forgot >Her post basically says she's a cunt
Logan Allen
>implying it's not
Nice proxy, Albert.
Josiah Young
isn't there a thing in monaco's constitution saying that if there isn't a male heir when the prince dies, then they become France again
Bentley Clark
Gibraltar español
Angel Hill
Given what Nikita Mazepin's GF has to deal with it is no surprise they keep the relationship on the low.
Also a number of Katya's exes are fucking lunatics.
Grayson Butler
If there are 21 races a season then the 2000th race will be in 47.6.... seasons time, how old will you be then?
Gabriel Cox
Nah, they changed it, now is like any monarchy
Charles Morales
Can't take knickers off a bare arse.
Bah, not on the same day.
You'd have midfielders and shitters racing one or both burgercar events since Monaco will be [whichever Merc or Ferrari is on pole] wins lol, whilst Monaco would be half full of third drivers and meme comebacks like Button did.
Bonus: if you win both Indy and NASCAR on the same day, you are awarded the Fat Nick Memorial Cup at the end of the season.
>happy to pose with the cro-mag >not happy to post with Artem yikes
Hudson Murphy
You should see the abuse that Brittny Ward has suffered :(
Connor Allen
What even the fuck
Carter Scott
lel
Anthony Campbell
Remember, Merc is no fairplay team, the've got always 1 year of advantage, remember they started thinking on 2019 car in 2017.
Zhey are cheters not underdawgs >:(
Brandon James
>The night before practice began, Cooper Team Manager John Cooper, and his drivers Jack Brabham and Bruce McLaren, came across Ward at the hotel in Sebring. Ward, who had won the Indy 500 that year and would win it again in 1962, told the Cooper team members he was in Sebring to drive a dirt track car. "In the Grand Prix?," Brabham asked, astonished. "Sure. And have you guys got a surprise waiting for you! Why, on every turn I'll blow you right off the road!" Ward gushed.
>The Cooper team soon realized they could not explain things to Ward. He insisted, "I know what a Midget can do and I know it can take a corner faster than any of those sports cars you have in Europe. You might be faster on the straights, but when it comes to turns you just won't have a chance. Sebring's a lot of turns, isn't it?"
>Well, to the Europeans' amazement, Ward's car made it through the technical scrutineering, perhaps a tribute to his Indianapolis reputation, but during the first practice lap, Bruce McLaren and Jack Brabham arrived at the first turn in their Coopers about the same time as Ward. The rear-engined cars sped through the turn, while Ward seemed to almost come to a stop. Afterward, Ward shook his head and said, "I've got to hand it to you. Those European buggies sure take corners fast!"
Blake Stewart
tbf, I'm sure being 7'2" was a bigger hindrance than being a grill
>rooting for a team instead of a driver And that's your first mistake.
Bentley Brown
ouch are the other teams that bad? are there other good drivers worth rooting for besides Lewis Hamilton?
Nolan Jenkins
like you asking are there any other type of liquid to slurp here? well. no, sorry
Gavin Watson
Bourgeois pursuits. He doesn't ACTUALLY care.
Adam Robinson
I can't be the only person here who knows about this. I can;t find anything on Google. Did I dream it? There were characteers who are clearly based on Wolff, Bottas, and the like.
>Rooting You're supposed to coldly and objectively observe the races with no emotional investment in the result, only deriving enjoyment from memes. Like renault engines exploding, Vettel spinning, and Lewis having mental breakdowns over marginal decreases in tire grip.
>last watched f1 durning Schumaher victory streak >watched f1 until young virgin driver became one handed corsair, and new rules making races boring as fuck except for epic force india trolling with their difusor, fucking every team without it >well, one handed pirate is back so maybe i'll give it a try >some bullshit aureolas >even more bullshit restrictions preventing people from going really fast >some electric pseudo nitro to get short powerup >there's many fucking paid drivers with shit skills but daddies with money >goddamn williams have female lead who cant stop being pregnant >there's no test car and a fucking f1 team have problems with parts and constructing their machines to suit their drivers >vettel instead of retard breaking redbull machine every two races is now a top tier driver
This is going to sound edgy as fuck, but I think I finally understand the male impulse to rape.
I look at her and feel two things at once: 1. Utter disgust with her personality and full knowledge she's a horrible person who I would gladly throw in the gutter 2. Sexual attraction
The only clear reaction to that combination of feelings is rape. It satisfies both the lust and the rejection of her humanity.
Asher Sanders
>. Utter disgust with her personality and full knowledge she's a horrible person who I would gladly throw in the gutter Why? Are you in her inner circle or something?
That was a tattoo, but this pic is just asking for a good glaze coating. If you catch my drift...
Ryan Green
looks like the heart shaped womb + fallopian tubes tattoo that are often featured in my succubus hentais
Elijah King
Only woman that gets posted here that I actually find very attractive. Those lower stomach tattoos look so thrashy, but in the right woman they look hot, too.
Kinda sad Russell boy ended up at Willy. Everyone is sucking Norris cock at the moment but I'm sure that if George actually had a functioning car he would trash him
Tyler Jackson
I believe they call it HATE FUCK
Elijah Ross
JV says Williams are looking for Moneh instead of racing >Kub is kill if Nikita wants >George will be kill if it's not Ocon or Checo
Julian Anderson
Lads they can reanimate the brains of dead pigs. Potato is save.
Williams are fine business wise though and will be in F1 for a long long time to come, they can afford it they just won't put enough money for a decent car or get rid of stupid Claire.
Cooper Adams
>wish we could just go back to magny cours but muh logistics
>Porn sites must age-verify British users starting July 15 >Sites that don't verify age could get blocked by British ISPs.
Which britposter will be missed? Waglad, Rakesh, that one Brit?
Jack Jackson
>Twitter, Reddit and image-sharing community Imgur, for example, will not be required to administer the scheme because they fall under an exception where more than a third of a site or app's content must be pornographic to qualify.
BASED neo-moot making 4channel so brit posters survive.
Jordan Baker
Also be kinder to middlesbro. He deserves it.
Jason Brown
>britain >warm
Cameron Gomez
>Yea Forums on the ad blocker cuck list >Not 4Channel
Owen Martin
>tfw if 2/3rd of /f1/ becomes porn it gets banned
Gonna have to ration it out I guess.
Jace Lee
Daniel Ricciardo and Nico Hulkenberg would make a good gay porn video.
pic related in the same team in 2020 Kubica had 0.4s better times than russell when they rode in the same car Russell had best lap time in best car (mercedes) next day Conclusion??? Robert Kubica is the fastest driver on the grid.
Why don't we have driver relegation but it puniahes winners >win WDC = get relegated to shittiest team >this system would show who is a fraud and who is truly unwxposable
Dylan Diaz
What's the delta?
Adrian Cox
>>this system would show who is a fraud and who is truly unwxposable
So good drivers would get relegated to shit cars, leaving only shit drivers permitted to drive the good cars.
>>this system would create the biggest carbabby WDC's since Button
Lucas Davis
19 minutes
Samuel Gray
16 mins
Ayden Allen
no you retard, it works like a wheel, you always go step up in the team rankings towards #1 and if you do good in any team you're unexposable
Ryder Cooper
Copy James
Gavin Ross
Problem is there are only 6 good drivers in F1, and after they win and get cycled to the bottom 6 it's 14 years of carbabby WDCs
Aaron Rogers
Really came at an inopportune time this push phase because it's night time EU and we're nearing pitstop
