/seriea/ in Europe - #GETREADY TO _______ edition

previous: CL:
>Tuesday 16th of April
21:00 Juventus - Ajax

MATCHDAY 25:
>Wednesday 17th of April
19:00 Lazio - Udinese

EL:
>Thursday 18th of April
21:00 Napoli - Arsenal

MATCHDAY 33:
>Saturday 20th of April
12:30 Parma - Milan
15:00 Lazio - Chievo
15:00 Cagliari - Frosinone
15:00 Bologna - Sampdoria
15:00 Udinese - Sassuolo
15:00 Empoli - SPAL
15:00 Genoa - Torino
18:00 Juventus - Fiorentina
20:30 Inter - Roma
>Monday 22nd of April
19:00 Napoli - Atalanta

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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I'm kind of scared fras

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Daily reminder that /serieA/ is just a training ground for FC Juventus until the end of time

It will be ok

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Dubs and De Sciglio score.

Non-Juve bros pls support us tonight :(

Juventus: Szczesny; De Sciglio, Rugani, Bonucci, Alex Sandro; Emre Can, Pjanic, Matuidi; Bernardeschi, Dybala, Ronaldo

Subs: Pinsolgio, Khedira, Barzagli, Kean, Cancelo, Bentancur, Spinazzola

Ajax: Onana; Veltman, de Ligt, Blind, Mazraoui; Schone, de Jong; Ziyech, van de Beek, Neres; Tadic

Subs: Bruno Varela, Sinkgraven, Huntelaar, Dolberg, Magallan, D De Wit, Ekkelenkamp

Referee: C Turpin (France)

Same, unironically Ajax seems like the only team capable of throwing Juventus out of the CL.

>De Sciglio IN

Allegri is going to defend the 0-0, insn't he

mobile.twitter.com/ForzaJuve2017/status/1118191885946884097

He is, he's got the away goal. If you think about it, 1-1 was the perfect score for Ajax in game 1. They know they need a goal and will likely go out aggressively, while Juve sits back and protects what they got. Of course none of this will matter in the end as Juve will luck out and go through to the next round.

>er rugano

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Looks like footykino is back on the menu

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The GOAT

>Juventus 1-2 Manchester United

>1-0 with De Sciglio
>1-2 without De Sciglio

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Allegri said that they must do the same match they did against atletico. He said that first legs don't mean sheeeit

Ajax bouta finna dab on Juve.

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I bet he didn't specify which match against Atletico

Rolling.

0-1
Bonucci 89' (OG)

by posting this cursed photo this thread is now also cursed, be warned

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by posting this blessed webm this thread is now also immune from any danger, have a nice day

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by posting this blessed webm De Sciglio will be now immune to any fuckup

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dubs for Juve 3-0 with 3 shots on goal

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dutchbros why have you been hiding Ancillia Tilia from /seriea/ all this time?

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Dubs and Juve is out.

You only need Miriam

>he plays for one of the biggest clubs in the world
>gets paid millions of Euros per year
>Gets to fuck THIS

The Chad Rugani vs the Virgin Yea Forumsleb

Dubs and De Sciglio own goal.

Miriam sadly doesn't dress in latex

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I'm shaking and sweating right now

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She does, we just don;t see it

any stream for juventus ajax?

Check footybite

>Miriam sadly doesn't dress in latex
she does better than that

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ARE YOU FUCKING HYPE?

DE SCOGLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can is based

I _ate Can

i would if i found a way to watch the damn game. Fucking reddit managed to kill only good thing about it when it nuked soccerstreams

>Tagliafico's backup injured too
Juve are so fucking lucky

redditsoccercity

>barça getting refballed
it really is juventus' year

how was that not a yellow?

NOOOOO

>dat crowd going tsuuuu

HOWEVER

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>stream dies for me
>someone scores
Every fucking time

>de ligt fouling his teammate
Did Jj already buy him?

*gets free header*
woah, TRULY THE GOAT!!!

Why did that take so long to review? It was obvious that his own teammated pushed him

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ronaldolets can't get stimulated by anything so they decided to raise some suspence

fuck

DE SCIGLIO PORCA MADONNA

>bernard heskey

JJ UUUUUUUUUUST

>DE SCIGLO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O ONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Come on Ajax one more, fuck these pigs

Juve can't into right backs

IMAGINE HAVING DE SCIGLIO IN YOUR TEAM

Ajax could be favourites now

D'Ambrosio>De Sciglio

I cringed when I saw Di Slippery was starting as RB

JUVE JUVE VAFFANCULO

>can
>has a fucking highway in front of him
>uses it to dive

guys it was bernardeschi keeping him on side

le 25 year old prospect

any webm?

Called it. Juve isn't new to take clumsy goal. Maybe they will score one other but if Ajax scored once again it's over. They can easily arrive in Juve's area when in possession, hope they are tired after 60 or 70'

dubs and the cunt dybala gets career ending injury

in other news de gea is having an olsen-tier game today

Italian stream please?

Dybala is fucking worthless my god. he does nothing except get pushed aside and lose the ball.

did the ref forget to bring yellow cards?

rerolling for Juve finally playing with 11 men

Conti > De Sciglio

there, I said it

Man with only one leg > de sciglio

Quando scusa?
tutti gli interventi fallosi sono stati poca roba, niente da giallo
il fallo su Ronaldo (il penultimo) manco c'era

therefore Calabria >> De Sciglio

Bellanova > Calabria

Schone completely missed the man three times sliding from the back, no clue why he hasn't been carded yet

Dybala out (dead)
Kean in

Kean IN

*missed the ball

me > de sciglio desu

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CHESNEY

>
/SerieA/ I...

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based wojak

S

EDF NO

szczesny will make juve go througj

desciglio is worse than cancelo oh my god

so it's really true that zoomers > boomers

bernadeschi doesn't have any brain
he doesn't know when to dribble nor pass

>pjanic actually running
Remember that match against Atletico though?

I don't want to deal with smug Jewish co-workers tomorrow. C'mon Juve!

Ajax are brilliant to watch desu

>Cancelo in
>Spinazzola still on the bench

>Ciao Consuelo
here come Ajax with their second goal

We always start playing like shit and risking more when Bonucci becomes captain

>tfw i'm supposed to root for Jj so they play roma right after the semis
it's literally impossible.

>Desciglio out
>Cancelo in

Don't know what to feel desu

Cancelo had already played a worse match than De Sciglio

no fucking way Ajax won't score another one

good thing pathetico didn't press him as hard as ajax right now
his head can't decide fast enough with ajax quick hard press

Why is Serie A so shit?

GOLDEN BOY

>Juventus
>Allegri

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Holy cannoli

TOP FUCKING KEK

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CONTINUA A SOGNARI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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t-tsu?

you fucking idiots, get the fuck out of the Champions if this is the best you can do

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...

CHAD BOOMER ZOOMER DE LIGT JEWVENTUS HAS TO SCORE 2 NOW

>selling benatia

oh no no no no

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Based

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thank me here

Called it. Fucking Sandro beaten in the air again

>Can trying to get a red card

O TWAIN

GET FUCKED JJUUUUUUSTTTTTTTTT

lmao @ angry turkroach

AHEM

FUCK JUVE

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Fuck it. Fuck.

>mfw we still get scudetto

stay mad plebs

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Lmao, going out against Ajax, we are playing like shit as usual

>deve aggrapparsi a cristiano
A STO CAZZO SI DEVE AGGRAPPARE

What exactly is Allegri's gameplan?

crashing this plane

just hoof it the metrosexual portugese lad upfront

>wine makers league
Kek

"Huhhh... Duhh... Hrossate la pallah a Ronaldoh e sperateh che segna"

I've suffered Juve losing 6 (six) CL finals in my lifetime. CAMON TSUUUUUUUUUUU

where is ronaldo going next season?

no chiellini no party

Yikes

Imagine investing in Juve shares with Allegri as coach

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watch him score

fuck me
i'd rather have chielini with one leg than any of these shitty defenders

>they thought they would win the CL because Real is out

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probably besiktas or some other shitclub

Atalanta

BRING ON DOUGLAS COSTA WTF DUDE

He's dead

well fuck

thank god neres is brainlet too
he threw away a lot of chance

You can't be disappointed if you have never had expectations lmao

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL

what the fuck, the goal was legit

OH NO NO NO NO NO NON NO NON O NO
FUCK JUVENTUS

he's not on bench

wew

definetly over then

Allegri should be sacked tonight

>bernardeschi for bentancur
DIE

GOL DI CUADRADO

wait until he learns about this incident...

Now the game is not over but Ajax is utterly dabbing over Juve, if they cannot win it would be quite dumb but if they pass it would be an historical humiliation for JJ. Ajax purposedly wasted plenty of occasions just to go for the style points, they're showing 0 respect

jjust players already gave up lol. They are not even trying anymore

-->

i turned off my stream

Jjust

HUNTELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

HAHGFAAHDGFHADFHAHAHSDHA JUVENTUS ARE WORST THAN AJAX WITHOUT CONTROL OF REFEREES HAHAHAHAH

JjUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FRA

>spends 100m plus another 60m on wages in one year
>wins less than last year
?

LMAO

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ERA

*SLAM SLAM*

NO ERA

VOLEVANO VINCERE
VOLEVANO VINCERE
MA L'HANNO PRESA NEL CULO, MA L'HANNO PRESA NEL CULO, MA L'HANNO PRESA NEL CULO
VOLEVANO VINCERE

It was a total penalty there. But I guess that karma is a bitch.

Fuck off Juventus. Fuck off Allegri.

He goes on the torso before rolling on the arm

>JJUST

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Juve are an embarrassment in Europe lol

COME GODO

Nice Israeli flag

the absolute state of cristiano lmao

>JUVE anthem

fucking based

> That israeli flag

>Juve

Oh no no no hahhaa

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SBORRO MALISSIMO

Ao, ma quindi come diceva Allegri?

Eh ma il calcio è semplice.
Schemi? Ma il calcio non è come il basket.
Eh, ma mi mancano gli 1-0, erano così belli.
Eh, ma contro l'Ajax è semplice, c'hanno la difesa di merda.

I can go on and on. Fuck off Juve.

I remember you tards praying to draw Ajax before. How fucking ironic. I told you they'd fuck you. I fucking told you.

what the fuck are we supposed to do for the rest of the season now?

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ronaldo sucks cock lmao

>Chiellini out
>JJ loses
It's THAT simple

PORCO DIO ZOOMERS WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY DABBING ON JUVE'S BOOMERS AND ALLEGRI'S ANTIFOOTBALL FUCK YEAH

#TimeToBeProud

>buy ronaldo
>lose to children playing in a farmers league

cant make this shit up

So is ronaldo going on vacation now until september?

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This fucking Allegri spastic man, I wish he'd fuck off to write more books about how to piss away every lead, not have a clue about tactics and his shit antifootball

>Juve

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JjUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Football is unironically at a turning point, if Ajax wins the cup the zoomer era begins and their masterful ticotcos become the new standard

No way Allegri keeps the bench next season after this

bernardeschi=dybala

Quanto vale l'ebreo DYBALA ???
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shut up

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>81 minutes
>Bergomi: la partita è lunga
LMAO

FUCK RONALDO AND JJ

why buy ronaldo for 100m while they could buy a couple of ajax zoomers for those money?

...

I unironically rate ten Hag.

>100 millions euro
>30 millions per season
>somehow win less trophy than the season before
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The thing that makes me seethe the most is that they had the whole season to prepare themselves for these particular games, and they end up with half the squad available.

Allegri OUT
Agricola OUT
Preparatori atletici OUT

I wonder how stupid Simeone feels now

JJUST

Based De Sciglio ruining Juve's chances.

I hated him so much in Milan, this is the best thing he's ever done.

That moment when Zoomers dabbed on the Boomers for the final time

Our time is now, filthy pastaniggers

DUTCHED
STROOPWAFELD
BITTERBALLED

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>only one player scored all 5 of juve's goals in the knockouts
further proof that dybala is trash and should be sold in the summer

>30
It's 30 for Ronaldo, it's almost double for juve kek

Hey CJ, tell why I didn't win the CL?

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>implying De Sciglio isn't secretly Dutch

does this prove that Eredivisie > Serie A ?

he still can bag 13 past Frosinone to try and beat the mighty Quagliarella as top scorer

We already new from last season that when Allegro is forced to go all out he can. Jj would have had more chsnces if they got dabbed on in Amsterdam instead of that comfy 1-1 that allowed him to win with a precious 0-0. That being said, FUCK JEWVENTUS I'm off to masturbate

is not only a matter of resting for such games, is a matter of actually playing to something.

one donny van de beek pls

Can Napoli win 3-0 tomorrow?

PSV eliminated the 3rd of SerieA

underrated thread

>3 man midfield vs zoomer Ajax

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>/seriea/ in Europe
>in Europe
NOT ANYMORE

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I swear if they do we may witness mass suicides in Calabria

>sky acting like ajax didn't dab all over Juve in the first leg too
Seriously they choke at least 2-3 easy af shots every match

It's honestly not a surprising result, Ajax have a great european history and experience, Juve were the smaller team after all

>forgetting about Nabule

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How can you hate Juve, they always manage to fuck up in such a manner that it makes your own club's failures much more bearable.

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based

arselel will stomp them

>Ajax has more CHL than JJ

Oh no no no no no no

The whole team were dreadful, apart from Szcesny, not just Scoglio. Probably the worst I’ve ever seen Alex Sandro play.

They will go out not scoring a goal I think. Hope I'm wrong though.

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The slightly terrifying thing is that it looks like they do it on purpose trying to go for the trickshot or the pass that lets the teammate walk into the goal, they're THAT confident. This is even more humiliating than last year, at least there's no Buffon to cry like a fucking manchild in front of the cameras. Forza Ajax porcoddio

So i guess Allegro out Conte in?

If we fill this thread enough fast I will make a kino "/seriea/ in Europe (League) - JjUST edition"

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>arsenal away form
>beating nabule in nabule city

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exactly twice as much, their last one is also one year older than Juve's last one

imagine having a defense line of alex sandro bonucci rugani and cancelo. literally no one can defend here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no CLs for Italy unless Milan returns, deal with it losers

ABSOLUTELY BASED
local dutch jew boomer DAB on notorious italian boomer mobsters

Lol

>yfw nabule wins an European trophy before Jj

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fuck i mean zoomer

>*blocks ur path*
Enjoy fucking Gasp or something hahahahahahahahahah

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arsenal are shit but somehow still better than napoli

how many decades for Milan and Inter to be relevant again? I'm waiting for them.

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>pacebabby that hasn't had a decent game in over two years
>bonucci
>worse ranocchia
>a literal winger
Based tactics

LOOK AT THIS GOBBO FAG AND LAUGH GUYS

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BASED POST, FUCK JEWVENTUS

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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AGNELLI LMAO

Anegro to Inda
Cunte to JJust

>Ayax vs Tottenham for a jewden finalist

>Albania still isn't here with those Curva Sud choreography pics
Did he died?

>"sono quattro cinque anni che siamo stabilmente nei quarti di Champions e questo deve essere motivo d'orgoglio"
lmao the brainlet of the elkann family ladies and gents

>warm up for me, Borja Valero
Maximum kino

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youtube.com/watch?v=vvHInXSR2uw

Based.

Was signing Ronaldo his ultimate fuck you to Juventus after all those years od disrespect?

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Where is the Slovak meltdown?

Litterally me

I'm singing this as a jj fan, what a shameful display

still jerking off to the highlights, he'll be here soon

Damn nigga.

Who's gonna win the cl?

He saw it coming months ago and spared himself the pain

>agnelli on live TV saying "it's okay because ajax is very good and we're now 5th in UEFA ranking"
Is he trying his best Baldissoni impression?

surely allegri will step down after this season but who will replace him?
deschamp?

Tudor

>international ref
>Juve get dabbed on
every year

Strama

jewventus will sign guardiola

screencap this post

The absolute hovel of Serie A. What a pathetic waste of league.

it's finally time for Gigi Maifredi's redemption arc

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unironically Mou

The Gasp.

youtube.com/watch?v=mz63AMCzyOc

Inzaghi

No one. The club will accept defeat and disband forever. Torino get the new stadium.

CO COME MAI

CO COME MAI

LA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TU NON LA VINCI MAI

One day the Italian football movement will realise you can't spend every single match with 30 seconds of bitching to the ref and rolling on the floor every 2 minutes.
Whenever a European team plays against a team from Italy they run circle around us. Same thing happened with Roma last year.
The whole league needs to play matches with less breaks if we want an Italian team to win at a European level.

Eredivisie > Serie ASS

>he fucking pre-recorded it with a green screen
Is this man a personification of /seriea/?

I don't think they will get another defensive manager
Almost impossible
Guardiolel won't leave city and city won't let him go away
He can get any player he wants there

Allegri took this loss pretty hard and aged like shit within last hour

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we should really introduce the stopping-the-clock thing they do in futsal games, that's the only way to focus on improving the global technique and the intensity of our players
no more bullshit, no more timewasting, no more yelling to the ref and other useless tricks

this, also stop calling soft fauls and stop incouraging bus parking

Solution: hire foreign refs and chsnge them every year. In the middle ages cities did this with judges and governors and it fucking worked great

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

based

unirinocally agree, who was the ref tonight? He was based, listened to no bulshit, no problem using VAR (and quick too), no soft fouls, all correct decisions.

He also kicked Agnelli out of the lead and became president himself

And what would that solve? On the first decision in their favor everyone will start claiming they got paid too

Can he fix Juventus?

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Clement Turpin, French ref.

how is larry david going to fix juventus?

Who cares about that, the problem isn't the fact that refs are italian, it's that they're part of a shitty system. They whistle for any bullshit, they get intimidated by players and fans, they spend 15 minutes per game on VAR calls. Ref this game was ruthless, perfect refereeing. Foreign refs wouldn't prevent mistakes, just the shitty behavior

I'm a lifelong Milanista since tonight.
When are we coming back? Can't wait to show those chokers who's in charge

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based

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Next year lad, redemption arc in Istanbul.

Think about last year's JJ-Real. Ref took a controversial decision (that imo was wrong, but it was a matter of interpretation), quickly and ignoring players and fans screaming because he thought he was right. Buffon, a systembabby used to Serie A, instead of eating it up went to cry in front of cameras. A grown man. I have no doubt about which of the two I prefer.

Unironically seething so hard right now

*slides into the semi-finals*

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He makes phoneposting worth enduring

What's going through his mind this night?

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hopefully a bullet

>UE MARONN MIJ MA CCUM'Ăˆ POSSIBBILE, C'AVIMM CRISTIAN RONALDO! MANNAGG A CRISTO AGG COMPRATO TUTT'E MAGGHIETT SUJ MARONN U BUCCHIN

Btw Allegri confirmed he's satying during his Sky interview

Lots of sugar and carbs

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breivik pls

Rent free
Didn't even watch the match desu

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based for me

based desu

We all know the real solution is to dissolve FIGC and Juve from Italian Football as well as ban Agnelli and his goons from the sport forever.
I call it "The Holocalcio"

Too bad it will never happen.

This is still my favorite Football Italia fuck-up.

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Holy kek.

>trying to hide your seething behind "it's fine, they played better"
S M H

top kek

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Juve's choking DNA is stronger than TSUU's CL DNA.

who the fuck is this guy?

/our guy/

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZnCtNu0dM

Yeah I'm thinking he is /ourguy/

Average interfan (clown)

>Forlì
>Inter
He's not any better than the calabresi tbqh

football-italia.net/137070/allegri-i-will-stay-juventus

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Sleep tight /seriea/

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it's no choke. as usual, jj is far more overrated than they should be because of their league rape.
Nabule even beat them in a head2head showdown for the scudetto last season... but its their fault for keeping allegri desu

Unironically KINO.

youtube.com/watch?v=hodLgSkYet0

>this game made me hungry

>plays like shit
DAI VA BENE

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It's 3am and I'm still here trying to understand the Bernardeschi-Bentancur sub

if Allegri was a man, he'd resign. He was a coach destined for mid-table mediocrity after imploding Milan, and only got the jj job because Conte threw a fit and nobody else could be gotten.
He finally managed to turn jj's mid into Muntari tier shit with no technical ability to play through a press.

I thought napolitani were actual people. I don't anymore. youtube.com/watch?v=FvWOE7SIj00
why are they such subhuman scum?
also isn't fanpage.it supposed to be the buzzfeed of italy? how come half their videos are anti-terroni?

Just woke up, did juve win?
#GetReady

He could've fixed Roma but they never listened

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>we discussed this at the beginning of the season. Allegri is not a CL winner manager. Putting aside the gamestyle, because the CL can be won playing like shit >chelsea, is that winner state of mind that he lacks. Also VAR is significant now because those offside/penalty goals that would let be counted just because the referee would be intimidated by a big club aren't happening anymore. Still Allegri's fault is playing like shit. How can a team with Dybala, CR7, Douglas Costa, Pjanic, Bernardeschi can play so bad? >we already now why, that's Allegri ball.

Aside from allegri, JJ still puts too much focus on the league. You can't reach this point in the season with 4-5 big injuries, while being 15 points up in the title race. That's just bad management.

Once again, Juventus is helpless in the face of unbiased refereeing.

Cuadrado has been ded almost all season, Costa is injury prone, Chiellini and Mandzukic very physical players and due to their age are more likely to get injury. Still the last games, when it mattered, Allegri has been heavily rotating. But then you see how bad he has managed the squad by not giving minutes earlier in the season to Rugani and now having to depend on him for big games.

b-but who is going to slay Frosinone

He even got the Ajax kit, that is some /seriea/ dedication to shitposting

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZnCtNu0dM

Kek at rube

is this the schizophrenic jewposter?

I hope the players lose the scudetto on purpose, it's the only way to get rid of him

>Ronaldo cried on the pitch
Does he do it on purpose to hide his sociopathy or is he really that much of a trainwreck?

Agnelli confirmed they will talk about Allegri's renewal during summer.
Remember when I said Agnelli will never win a CL because of Freemasonry? This removes any doubt

Desperation sub since he didn't have any offensive players in the bench and Bernardeschi was invisible all match, outside of ajax first goal

If freemasonry actually gave a fuck about football Roma would have won at least 5 trophies in the last 10 years user.

>Juventus stocks dip of a nice 25% before being suspended

>you antiJUVENTINO cheer for juve exit
>you remember that your team got kicked out by Olimpiacos,Eintrackt,Porto,Arsenal in Febrary

Stop SEETHING lmao

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>doomed Jj out of Coppa Italia
>doomed Jj out of CL
is he a double agent all along?

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None of the teams that you are talking about got dabbed on as hard as juve but most of all none of those teams spent 100+60 on one player in a year and then pretended they were the best team in Europe and favourite to win CL

This needs to be a webm

SUL GADAVERE DEI LEONI MAGNANO I GANI >:O

BASED

8th SCUDETTO HERE WE COME

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here you go

The most embarassing thing about yesterday was that the stadium despite being tiny as fuck still had some empty seats and those who bothered to show up were mainly silent (except when they made that chant about Milan, the obsessed cunts) and alredy leaving wiht 15 minutes left. Customers.

I guess this won't change anytime soon.

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Daily reminders (starting today) that the Eredivise > Serie A

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kek
KEK

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OhNO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Daily reminder that Inda,Milan, Rome, Lazio and Atalanta can fight for CL spot is thanks for Juventus failures in Europe

>Juventus, Perin will be operated on the shoulder: season is over

F

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>mfw he's 3rd in Youtube trendings and rising

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Why is juve turning into Roma? This is like when they tried to sell those scarves "roma lazio io c'ero" after the coppa Italia final

what did he mean by this?

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>Watching plastic CL games with Ngubus when you can watch Lazio - Udinese

I seriosuly hope you don't do this.

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>going out
I'm already regretting it tbqh.
But anyway you can watch both since they're playing at 19. UEFA doesn't want leagues to play at the same time as CL.

I don't know if i'll be homa at 19.00, plus Udinese isn't ven going to try, Tudor called it a "bonus game"

What panic ultra-expensive buying will Agnelli make to delude his customers for next season?

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delet

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Is there a way for Juve to get rid of Ronaldo without it costing them an absolute fortune and to save face in the meantime?

>implying John isn't going to cut the money flow
They'll probably get barella and chiesa and a like umtiti or Manolas.
I think selling him for like 80m would still be a "profit" for them considering they'd get rid of his huge wage. The issue is that Ronaldo wasn't even close to being the problem of the team

>stop paying the escort to stay quite
>send him to jail for rape
>terminate contract

>Is there a way for Juve to get rid of Ronaldo
Why would >we do that?

>panic ultra-expensive buying
the wrong ones.
if they could get Koulibali and Verratti, most problems would be fixed.

an actual manager

Based double agent

Hmmmm

twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1118208029877514240

Im so sad for my Husbando ;_;

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top kek, included the opening so it loops better

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Fucking kek, what exactly is he singing?

Kino.
We need to go back to that. Imagine a whole league of Ferrero irl shitposting except unironically.

Come mai la champions league non la vincete mai? -> How come you never win te Champions league?

youtu.be/rX38Ed2tA-U

>Brazil flag

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t. Gennarino Scannapuoti, from Acerra (NA)

Allegri is such a handsome men is he secretly gay?

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>expecting people to give a fuck about the Juventus riddled national team
Only a few selected customers can manage that. It's not just Napoli.

Turbocazz here.

Just want to say after seeing Juve in CL that if THIS is your best team, you guys suck.

I've never seen a team quite as pathetic as Juve.

I'd best describe them as angry lazy divas.

Lol@you
Lol@your league

What a fucking retard, how the fuck did he become so influential at Sky despite being totally inept?

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Nah, he's banging Ambra Angiolini, who stated that it was his smile to make her fall in love with him

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fuck this bitch ;_; i fucking hate women so much

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How do I achieve this aesthetic?

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i agree with the sentiment but i still cringed
you need to go back

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Easy, ask Bernardeski to be your fashion consultant

Yeah, I still remember how sad and grief-stricken everyone was after the 2006 WC final

i wish i could suck his dick does have a big one?

>2006 WC
You mean the one that was won by Juventus players like Grosso, Materazzi, Toni, Pirlo, and Totti?

That's exactly the point user. People only care about it once every two years when a tournament comes. The rest of the time it's just a bothersome break between actual football

No, I mean the one with Buffon, Cannavaro, Zambrotta, Camoranesi and del Piero, managed by Lippi and orchestrated by FIGC which was famous at the time for being an exclusive property of Moggi's fraudulent organization, GEA.

>le 5'9 defender man
>le oriundo workrate man
>le 32 year old prospect man

Please. Ill give you Buffon and Zambrotta, they were very good that tournament. While the squad did have Juventus paws all over it, the cup was ultimately won by key contributions of non-Juventus players. You could even argue the cup was won because former/current Juventus guys like Zidane and Trezeguet fucked up. It's easy to see where the joy for that cup comes from for an Italian who isn't a Juventus fan (if we entertain the idea of being so autistic that you cant enjoy the success of your NT because its too Juve-focused).

DESU I gave so little of a fuck about the game I watched the fiction about L'Aquila instead. Still give little next to no fucks.
Where's Uruguaynon so I can propose to him the idea of making a flowchart for Serie B

If I can make a suggestion for the route that leads to Brescia in the flowchart:
Are you afraid of tanks?

When do you think Italian football stopped being relevant?

He will fuck up buying overrated players like Zaniolo and Chiesa. Thankfully Ramsey is already confirmed, otherwise i would just stop watching Juve matches

2011

Any reasons behind that answer?

when >Schlake 04 beat inter 2-5 at home seria a was finished and nobody took italian teams serious anymore

milan getting raped by barca
roma getting raped by bayern
>JUVE

>le 5'9 defender man
are you seriously not rating the balon d'or of that same year?
>le oriundo workrate man
>le 32 year old prospect man
are you seriously not rating Camoranesi and Del Piero just because they were Juventus players?

wow rude

Can Monza FC redeem serie a?
Only Berlusconi understood the link between aesthetics and success.

Join the Yea Forums footy gather!
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I hope Agnelli would be retarded enough to overpay for dollar.

youtu.be/uwpEDc_Pe2A
He cannot be stopped

if it was not for the wc 2006, now he would live under a bridge

Inter made a 9/11 on italian football when they initiated calciopoli. Crashed it forever with no survivors.

>Roma getting raped by bayern in 2011
Menez singlehandledly destroyed bayern in Rome in that season. In just one half.
But you're right about 2011. Inter won the triplete so they stop giving a fuck. Juve came back with a vengeance. Berlusconi started his decline and Roma was passed to unicredit and then Pallotta.

sarri

who is this guy? was he a player or what

bayern did a bra71l with rome do you already forgot that?

2006
Calciopoli was meant to free Italian football but has instead killed the movement, the interest we had for it and dismissed the only people who knew what they were doing to replace them with inept old fogeys

That was in 2014 not 2011 kraut

i know

It's not fair bros, I thought UEFA was pushing us to a final with Messi

Without memes, what went wrong?
Were anti allegri right all along?

Without memes
>Chiellini out
>nobody able to surpass Ajax's first pressing (lack of technique)
>no preset offensive ideas
>no good offensive players on the bench (Douglas, Cuadrado, Mandzukic all out)
>no link between midfield and attack (even less with Dybala out)
Ajax was simply superior in every aspect

>Were anti allegri right all along?
Yes, the only way to win in this competition is by attacking better than your opponent.
Defense wins you leagues, attack wins you CLs

you forgot

>3 man midfield in the CHL

Most teams have 4-3-3 desu

>André Silva returning to Milan at the end of the season is becoming increasingly likely. Silva has only 1 La Liga goal this year and has struggled with physical problems, which have made Sevilla uncertain about redeeming him for €40M.
You now remember Andre Silva.

Gasp will unlock him fra

It's easy to forget with Roma. This year they got BRA7-1LED by Fiorentina.
Also lost 7-1 with Manchester United and Barcelona

Imagine getting outscored by Kristyna Schickova's brother

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Brehs

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>be Juve
>March arrives
>crucial CL fixtures coming up
>everyone dies midweek
>barely 3 valid subs left on the bench to rely on during the game

every year this shit, fucking hell

Cengiz Under may have announced himself to Roma fans - and then the world - with a beautiful solo goal against Verona just over a year ago, but for the Turkish winger it has been no case of overnight success.
asroma.com/en/news/2019/4/the-big-interview-as-roma-x-cengiz-under

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>fanpage
>let's interview 100 people
>10 people act like you've seen in the video
>90 people say the opposite
>"let's put the 10 people in our video and milk some views"

If you think about it, every scandal has the side effect to kill the related movement. See also Tangentopoli, people were deluded it would bring to an era of more efficient politics but it only led to the rise of Berlusconi.


That said, luckily for them, Juve managed to comeback, but they would be a much greater team if they hadn't to restart. Milan & Inter just committed seppuku. Also Italy as a nation couldn't replace champions like Totti, Del Piero, etc. and the NT could only do something good with a coach able to valorize average players like Conte did.

Well its hard for your team to do that since they played in CL like twice in 20 years lol

Lol

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Wrong, I'm Lorenzo Quagliarella, the Chaddest of Naples, give me your wallet NOW waglio

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There is actually a boycott going on because Agnelli stopped supporting the actual criminals inside the supporters, and fed them to magistratura.
Problem is, there are so many fucking Calabresi in Torino that most "supporters" are actually linked to n drangheta and manage drugs and shit like that.
Hence the protest.
Again, like most systems in Italy Calcio and ultras are infected by the mob.

>implying Agnelli fed them to magistratura
>implying calabresi could afford a CL ticket anyway
If you raise the prices too much only customers are going to show up. And that's completely fine to Jj

Why is the stadium so empty?

Who's Tim?

I'm supposed to go out but this match is putting me to sleep lads

>(You)dinese

>musso jumping towards the absolute nothingness
>Sandro sleeping in the middle of the box

WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA

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Sport "journalist" and mainly commentator that got famous because he commentated the WC in 2006. Since then he somehow became increasingly famous so much that he's now directing Sky Calcio or something like that. He's absolutely retarded but he thinks he knows everything about football and is full of himself. The most recent exemple is when Juve was paired with Ajax and he started giggling to himself and saying dumb shit like "let's see how far that beautiful football brings them" etc to imply Juve would stomp them, but there are hundreds of exemple like this, it full of vids of him on youtube. Here's him with a wig because he thinks he's funny as well (he isn't)

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How do we fix serie A fra's?

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Needs sound, but pretty good.

It's pretty much unfixable user. The slump in European league will end sooner or later, hell JJ might even win a CL in the next ten/fifteen years

>Are you afraid of tanks
>mfw
Pescara should be "Because of my president", absolutely.

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>You now realize Liverpool will win CL easily thanks to Roma gifting them Salah

What game are >we watching?

the only one that's still open

Lad, it's Tottenham

>2-2 in 10 minutes
absolutely disgusting

I don't hate Liverpool lime yhe rest of this board but I really can't see them win. I think that Ajax might just do it, expecially if Pep chokes. If not we're back to Barcawinslol

>EPL goalkeeping

>You now remember Llorente at Juventus

Can Cristiano's wages be harmful for Juventus?

>$126 million to sign Cristiano Ronaldo last summer, and committed $135 million over four years in wages
Yes

I know most of Turin roots for Torino, but are all juve supporters in the city actually calabrese immigrants and their families?

Yes, it's why they had to kick out Higgy, who is coming back in the summer btw, good luck finding someone willing to pay him what he asks

It's a meme like "most ppl in Manchester root for City"

Yes

CEO executives, philosophers and nuclear engineers with Savoy backround all root for Torino, while emigrants from Calabria such as dirty cabinetmakers, garbagemen and fantasy football analysts root for Juventus. Get your facts straight.

Wrong you terrone. Juventus supporters are mostly southerners retards. Even the city of Turin has a high concentration of calabresi scum.

>tfw born in Piemonte from a Piemontese family who always supported Juventus
>tfw never ever had a bond or considered supporting any other team
feels good

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>calabresi scum
what makes them so much worse than say, pugliesi?

Gattuso is from Calabria
Also Davide Calabria's last name

'Ndrangheta

desciglio and cancelo are better than danny rose lmao

Based VAR

As long as they can sell their Giuseppe Salcazzo and Jonas Keaty-S'nkula to Udinese or Genoa for 20m they'll be fine

messi will win his third treble this season won't he?

gattuso is a good guy, just a bad coach
calabria is based and makes the albanian seethe

that's not saying much

Imagine being Eriksen right now

SPAZZALA PORCO DIO

Man this game is batshit insane, I wouldn't want to be a Man City fan right now

Hold up, my phone is ringing

Not even Guardiola would be a good fit for us, what the fuck are we supposed to do for this goddamn CL?

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Should be illegal for a man as handsome as Llorente to play in a kit as ugly as Spurs'

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>you now notice Lazio played today

Hire the only man that dared to play liquid football

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you know you want it

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...

It would be kino as fuck. Unironically.