/bundes/

>Hertha will lay off Dardai in the summer
based or cringe?

incredibly based Turk

Der VfB Stuttgart muss lange auf Santiago Ascacibar verzichten: Das DFB-Sportgericht sperrte den Mittelfeldspieler für dessen Spuckattacke im Spiel gegen Leverkusen für sechs Wochen.

S

I like him

Fuck off Boomers

>T. Valentino Lazaro

Can is high IQ

In Kürze wird Kohlchan für einige Minuten/Stunden abgeschaltet.

In dieser Zeit wird Kohlchan auf einen neuen Server kopiert, um die Betriebskosten zu senken und die Leistung zu erhöhen.

>t. 36% italian

Why should I watch Bundes?

Teams can’t defend

Bundes isn't real. Wake up sheeple.

Its time, but i dont really think there are that much better alternatives. Hecking?

Currently watching the female olympic lifitng on eurosport and commentators are cracking jokes about the athletes being trainnies or on roids all the time

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breddy basd

I'm 14/88 German American

>I'm 14/88 German American

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You have to stop

Imma do a DNA test and will tell you my percentage of German. Although I'm pretty sure I'm more French

dont

suele to united?

>Die „Knappen“ wollen mit Nübel, dessen Kontrakt bis 2020 läuft, vorzeitig verlängern, der Keeper will jedoch bis zum Sommer abwarten.
good

>According to @CorSport, Bayern are preparing an important offer for Antonio Conte. Despite interest from Inter and Roma, Bayern looks to be the most concrete option for Conte who wants a highly competitive team to return to management.

not unless he really wants to leave or United offers a retarded amount of money

if bayern really get de ligt then it'd make sense tho

Süle has lots of experience already, is on a cheap contract and can fill the CB position for the next 10 years. It's important to have players like him for the Mannschaftsrumpf.

>Hummels and Boateng leave
>Süle, Hernandez, de Ligt, Pavard
having 4 CB's would allow them to not completely collapse every time someone gets injured

can anyone explain the difference between B90/Die Grünen and Die Linke?

one of them cares about monkeys, the other are B90/Die Grünen

die einen sin voll für Umwelt unso, die andren voll für Gerechtigkeit unso

one is Die Linke for Wessis, the other is Die Grünen for Ossis

>Der VfL Wolfsburg hat offenbar den Durchbruch in den Verhandlungen mit seinem baldigen Trainer erzielt. Einem Bericht des „Sportbuzzers“ zufolge handelt es sich dabei um LASK-Coach Oliver Glasner

Clever of Bruno to quit while he is successfull.

youtube.com/watch?v=97cYW3eC0LY

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grünen: kringel lauchs
linke: tschädds

good man, really. Was my favorite to become the new Salzburg coach, instead they got Jesse Arsch

Linke: rebranded SED
B90/Die Grüne: environmental conscious bourgeoisie

Request for some info please lads, me and a few of my friends decided on a whim to go to munich this weekend, looking for some tickets to a bayern game, how much and where can one find them seem dear on viagogo over 100 euro per ticket. Also how hard is it to get from city out to allianz, any other tips appreciated.

They are permanently sold-out, don't think you can get tickets without paying a fortune. Stadium is outside of the city next to an Autobahn, probably easy to go there by train and by car.

>jz 0n 0

It's probably impossible to get tickets now if you don't want to pay out of your ass.

Fuck sake, its only Werder, I thought the tickets were supposed to be reasonably priced

schatzi schenk mir ein foto

Is Nübel Neuer 2.0?

KOAN NÜBEL

Berlin is the perfect city to do this, unless they are playing Dortmund and Bayern, they are never sold out.

For Bayern it's probably impossible. Maybe you're lucky and meet a group of Bremen fans with some tickets left.

thats a nice braphog, quality pork i should say haha

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>its only Werder,
>he doesn't know

real talk faggots
is it even possible to make a sandwich in a sandwich maker without chease spilling out from all sides? I don't even use that much cheese.

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I just did that last week. I used 1 and a half Scheiben per sandwich

I can't wait for comfy olympics threads, it's the best time of Yea Forums.

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It's just gonna be as awful as the threads during the last WC.

>Muh niggers
>Muh BBC
>Look at this Picture if a nigger and a jap
And so on

Those were the days *sip*

youtube.com/channel/UCDExgNTVkS0If0XrauAgLxQ

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Correct link

youtube.com/watch?v=TtlRccfL_9g

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only in athletics threads, professional Yea Forumsartans know that archery, lifting, cycling, shooting etc. is where the real shit is going down.

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>Vern
Besides that, based.

>mfw chong pong in Japan

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archery threads are based

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Ping pong is fun to watch. Volleyball threads were great too

>/our girls/ retired
feels horrible man

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>pri.org/stories/2019-04-16/no-sign-arson-notre-dame-blaze-nation-grieves
Reminder that /pol/ is always wrong

*right

Go back, Sören.

I don't know what happened to archverletzter ösi but I want to trade him back.

jenes uezs

nö

1Q84 is breddy good

jz 1 BfR mit HRZ

g0l

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Twelve construction workers were there, should be easy to find the culprit then.

Classic Mertesacker xD

>no-sign-arson
>culprit
Bernd, ich...

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>no sign means there wasn't
there are genuine brainlets and then there's the ösi

It's what it currently looks like, not the final conclusion of the investigation, you sheep

>Prove to me that god doesn't exist. You can't? Guess I win, autheist

I see, still in the denial stage

I wasn't joking, I actually don't know how their platforms as parties are in any way significantly different from each other

>... no OBVIOUS indication the fire was arson.
>FIFTY people were working on what would be a LONG and COMPLEX investigation.
Now stop trolling.

Im still here from time to time, almost daily again, but find the zoomers that came over the last months too horrible to still have the thread permantently open

>Ungewöhnliche Pressekonferenz am Mittwoch beim FC Bayern München: Torwart Manuel Neuer wird sich um 12 Uhr den Fragen der Presse stellen.

Based zoomers

Sorry, meant for

you're right I'm sure they already searched 500 tonnes of molten lead for something like a cigarette end, yes this is sounds very plausible to my ösi peanut brain.

>cigarette end
>arson
I'm sorry, I didn't know we had so many professional arson experts in this thread, who know better than the French hobby arson investigators saying it was "probably caused by accident". I take back everything I said, it was definitely arson

I'm not even giving this mentally challenged albanian a (You) anymore.

Good, (You)s from retard posts are worthless anyways, whether it's "just pretending" or not

contain your autism and let's watch CL, frens

MESSI

How can I start dating my teacher?
It's a legit question

endlich zu hause boah

Stop giving the ösi troll (you)s

BLOOTER MESSI

nich mehr normell der typ ey

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

what in the fuck did VAR check there

VAN DE ZOOM

Based AJAX

watching the dutch Juve stream because it's the only one that doesn't lag

gib mal link bruder

VAR is just atrociously shit
>clear goal scored
>let's check it for 5 minutes

no fun (celebrations) allowed

live.harleyquinnwidget.net/freelivematch/6863461696378480.html

here is german komfi

soccerlegacy.net/champions-league-live-stream/

based af

der glaubt doch, Tiki-Taka isn Kinderbuch!

What does he schmier into his hair? Is this pomade?

>shows the 3-0 instead of the 2-2 all the time

its perfectly ok for me

so
Spuddenham
Barcelona
Cuckpool
Juventus

Messi vs TSU all but confirmed

Ajax vs Juve is completely open, m8

laughing_tsu_man.jpg

should be 3:1 for Ajax by now, meaning they will concede the 1:2 in 89th minute

>Zyjech

DE ZOOM ZOOM

well look at that

laughing_delighted_man.jpg
Juve needs 2 more now

worried_tsu_man.jpg

APOLOGIZE

EEEEEEEEEEY BALL GESPIELT HURENSOHN SCHIRI MISSGE

This post didn't age well at all.

only bayern boomers were able to stop them

>/bundes/ is doing worse than their little son league
lel

Müller method best method

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gonna hang out with you lads for a bit if you don't mind.

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t-t-t-tsu?

was

VAR is ruining the game. There, I said it.

I mean, the linesman should have seen that anyway

>fehlentscheidungen sind eigentlich ganz geil
wtf

>t-t-tsu
get fucked poove

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>jj customers already leaving

>2 minutes
kek

local dutchies destroy everything

>Israel flag
OY VEY

>so called best player in the world and homosexual man BTFO by a bunch of random dutch farmers and few lads from the stands

I kek'd as well.

can't wait till the farmers do the same to the other so-called best player in the world

good goys

Kane is injured though

>Ajax = underdog
>Barca = Ter Stegen
I'm okay with these results

oge wa alles?

twitter.com/chadloder/status/1112987228832034816?s=19

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hello football subhumans

t. breivik

FUCK jannies
FUCK niggers
and FUCK austrians

fake news

jz 1 haribo

I'm listening to /drei90/ right now. Right when Axel wanted to rant about the the effzeh, David interrupts him with his Notre-Dame bullshit. Fuck off.

drei90.de/2019/04/16/nr-108-findet-lumpi/

watching the movie rn

Reading through this thread and this was the EXACT response I would've posted. France /bundes/ poster is basé as always.

>portugiesenkollegen suchen nach ausreden für cr7

Hahahahahaha

geile arische weiber

will jeden millimeter ihres körpers ablecken uezs

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nachti

>the last time Bremen won against Bayern

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>Zé Roberto
>Lúcio
>Diego
>Naldo
>Luca Toni
boomer /bundes/ was the best /bundes/

>schweinsteiger
:(

Lell