Official Indians @ Mariners Gamethread

Grade BASED BAUER's pitches:

4 seam- A+
2 seam- A-
12-6- A+
slider- B+
changeup- B-

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need a spark beckham

Yes ma'am!

based jose, blame it on opening the dome

Wtf? Isn't it dark in leaveland?

well thats not helping

Yes i see so this is how it is

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still early

DP
P

Safeco looks like such an awesome looking park.

Kershaw doing kershaw things, giving up home runs and turning his head in disbelief

It sure does

a walk works

bummer

PEREZ WITH A FUCKING 16" GUN

It absolutely is awesome. You should come visit. There's a Dave Neihaus statue beyond right-center. There's a lot of great food too.

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Seattle seems like a fun town, I'd love to see a full series there. But I need to go to Vegas and Pearl Harbor first though on my "vacation list"

Guess the Mariners are back to normal now

Waa fun while it lasted

I still have hope they can get back on track

don't worry the bullpen will give it up like usual.

need you to break through vogel

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hoping for based bauer to go 8+, he's only at 55 pitches and he routinely goes 115 if it's a close game.

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the only thing he's gonna break through tonight is the seat of his pants...

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The indians's announcers are a bunch of smart ass bitches

hmmmm mariners so that's how it is i seeeeeee

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they're great and Andre is pretty damn funny too

Fuck off midget team

i would call you fat but bajp is right there

hopefully that homer gets Jose going now that he's not chasing it anymore

Sounds like a bunch of teenagers with a mic

n-no. it will come together

That one hit a little too close to home for ya?

hey a double!

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WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS UMP

m's might have something going on here

He's being a blind retard for both sides

What the actual fuck ump, fuck off

Not with that bullshit strike call. It was over the batters box line, for crying out loud.

people on loods shouldn't ump...

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Digits for dinger

Fuckin Healey

I have the same two on my list. Maybe we'll pass each other on the streets and there will be a faint voice that says "speeeee" and "pissboi got what he deserved".

yeah, he made up for the curve down the middle called a ball, by calling a ball 6 inches outside a strike

>based bauer is one of the best at striking himself out of a jam

don't let the ump get to you gordon

if you kiss me, im not buying you any beer lol

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I'm a Memeiner, and I love Based Bauer

BAUER FUCKING OUTTAGE

The ump is gonna have buy a new set of tires after this game

FUCK THIS UMP

Why do they hate the Mariners so much

absolutely based weaponized autism

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>implying there will be an "after the game" for him

There is literally no downside to a robot ump calling balls and strikes

DIE UMP, DIE

because they're all annoyed we are so far from every other team and the travel time makes them cranky.

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Inchiro was an average player who only got popular because he is a nip. Prove me wrong.

the ump has been shit for both teams, calm your tits

he set some elite records

Mariners upset, understandably, that they aren't facing a pushover like the Royals or Orioles.

You can't score 10 runs every game. Get over it

I would tell you to go through his career stats but the numerical system alone is probably too complex for you.

and a pop up...

anyone wana guess the exit velo on that? im going with 109

haniger doing things

Exit velo on the Santana dinger will be 111

SANTANA THE SLAYER

Lucky slice by Haniger

not quite 111, but a good piece of hitting

vogelfat line drive

about time they got a run

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Both of us need a world series soon, break the curse

k, bauer comes out and finishes the 7th, remains 3-1

what does the bullpen do with the 8th and 9th?

does lindor still play baseball?

Oh fuck, Rosscup is ion the bullpen......

He's a great reliever, martin will strike out

In the zone

Well that didn't pan out

I'm really not liking Bauer's lack of control against leadoff men this season.
PHEW he just missed that fucker

great lead off

meanwhile zuni batting .140. i fucking love narvy

step it up gordon

DAMNIT, let him finish the inning

Please bring in Olson please bring in Olson please bring in Olson please bring in Olson please bring in Olson please bring in Olson

didnt mean to reply to you

between the legs, smith

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If only this fucking offense could score more than 3 runs once in a blue moon

LETS FUCKING GO MITCH

yeah, taking out bauer for this bum was a great idea tito

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pls avoid risping m's

Just be thankfull for Based Bauer.

break the pitchers will haniger

God damn it

Jesus fucking christ

FFS

Kek

fuck

son i am disappoint

I NEVER DOUBTED YOU TITO

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kek lol
And with that, the last straggling "always here" mariners lifelonger has closed Yea Forums for the year.

that was a perfect pitch

overall tho seems like m's are pressing more than they were earlier

"what a job by Cimber with bases full" Oh fuck off, he had to make an out.

still here though

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there's more of us then you could imagine

God bless you guys

dp pls

Welp that's game, see you guys tomorrow

>wild pitch

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>not realizing that an extra run increases the odds of a Haniger walk off, increasing his WAR

I love your optimism

*realism

The feeling of winning the world series , it's like nothing ever, sad M's fans won't know it anytime soon

its going to happen eventually

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Throw a fucking strike

or rangers

or cleverland either you faggot

get the out already

The fuck. This game isn’t frustrating.

FUCK YOU LOSEDIANS THAT DIDN'T EVEN GRAZE HIM FAKING FLOPPER

Excuse me?

>Has an eye for that but can't call a strike
Fuck this guy

I hope you get to experience it honestly. Problem is Astros have a lock on that division for years to come

>take a listen to the batter being hit
>no sound whatsoever

Totally legit

its getting worse

Servais needs to start yelling at players after each game.

Is the Indian bullpen good?

Don't worry walkoff slam incoming

Theyre young and inexperienced. Everyone knew the shit pitching would come back to haunt them sooner or later. Ms need another year or 2 to develop pitching. Dipoto can do offense, hasn't really proven much on the pitching side yet

I'm getting that feeling already marinersbros. Is it true we were only good because we played shit teams early? The white sox and royals are both still well under .500 and dumspter fires.

Agreed, but irrelevant. Shit heads need to be set straight. The M's are a bunch of impressionable n00bs with something to prove, let them feel discipline.

can't wait to blow this

It’s early. Deep breaths.

LETS GO OLI!!

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probably. to be fair it was expected

Newsflash: The losedians are a shit team too

When's the next time we play Chicago? I miss easy free double digit wins.

mariners are a stain on this great league

says the losedians fag

PARROT

19th consecutive game

YES

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UH OH

BACK TO BACK!!!!!!!!!

Fucking kill yourself mariners

omar coming yo

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OH SHEEEEEEEIT NARVY

Losedians throwing

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>LOSEDIANS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOSE
DIANS

Hand will finish the job. Your franchise is still a disgrace

See ;^)

it might be a disgrace but at least we're not choking

Pass

HEALY BOMB

TIE GAME

What a fuckin catch

That may of been the best catch I’ve seen all year so far.

>losedians
>it was 5-1

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wow holy shit

this is why i love baseball. Outfielders are better athletes than wide recievers IMO

lol gg

i turned the game off and went back to command and conquer when Bauer was out. I really don't give a damn about the indians besides him. regardless. one hell of an entertaining game.

>i know it's not over, but we know how this turns out

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Look out guys

M’s bros? Who’s been your favorite player on the team this year so far? For me, it’s gotta be Domingo.

Let's predict how the losedians are goibg to blow this game.

Hand is automatic. You had a fun 8th inning though, thanks for making my night a little more exciting.

Let's predict how the mariners will be 10 games out of 1st by august again

I'm still trying to get a feel of this new squad

Narvaez. What an absolute steal for someone 100x better than Zunino. What were the whos thinking?

what a disaster

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fuckin hell

For real! A dude in our catcher spot who can actually pose as a threat with a bat. Sorry but not sorry zunino.
Also, the fuck was that Defense..

>Marinerrors

We leed the MLB in Homers and Errors......Goddamn I love the M's

What's funny is now they have James McCann as a catcher. Narvy is a top 3 and we basically stole him. It's fucking great.

its rally time

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Already did

I already know what’s gonna happen. Dee bunts for single, Mallex walks after tough at bat, and HaniGod hits a walk-off. Game.

>losedians

lol

Lets fucking do this

I like your style

>mariners
>postseason

18 years. that's a fully legal teenage girl

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

That was not a fucking strike
cleaveland shit team has to pay off umps

keep them in the game haniger

>losedians
>world series

49 years wow thats a fully grown old wine aunt

lets start counting all 49 years

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No wonder we keep losing. M's are into milfs

GG Trevor Bauer

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HANNIGOAT WILL HIT AN HR HERE

another day another loss

gg indians

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GG M bros!

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hmmmmm yes i see yes this is the power of the mariners

Is it too early to post this?

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Fuck guys. This feeling. It's settling in.

It is.

Thanks windians

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gg mariners. your bullpen sucks ass but you got some nice hitters

Appreciate that.

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You still suck losedians 49 years

Why did this team have to be blown up again? Cano, Zunino I get, Paxton too. But imagine this team with Segura, Diaz, and a healthy Seager playing their respective positions

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Healey has replaced Zunino

I'm going to really miss diaz

Second'd

You guys remember when Seattle gave Smyly a 1 year tryout and he didn't play a single game? Peak Mariners

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we'll be back tomorrow losedians