/hoc/

will everyone PLEaSE stay hydrated

you basically just described patrik laine

yes. WITH BEER

cheers m8

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Help me out with this one lads

>Notre Dame cathedral in Paris, France goes up in flames today
>Colorado Avalanche are a relocation team from Quebec City

Coincidence? Probably not

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Why the FUCK would I watch stars/peds?

There's no way in /hoc/ the the Teds won't Ted up a 3 zip series lead. ffs it's the fucking Teds.

/cric/

>toughness
>Laine

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Repeating digits and this goes to OT

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thinking this is the post

what're we sippin on, /hoc/?

Anyone have the Webm of Ovi's fight?

cola

Pukeston Boobums fans sure are quiet tonight.

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That'll be a BASED from me

Still /hoc/'s bitch

dubs and teds win stan lee

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What I meant was tomorrow's the day that Tampa dies.

I'd rather watch that then this battle of douches in Toronto.

svech must have some massive balls to fight a bear

dubs and canes win stan lee

rolllll

Balls more bigger than his brain, that's for sure.

>scaffolding completely unmoved
That's some good shit, right there.

all right lads, what are some hockey-related red-flags a gril can raise?
for me it's her favourite player being byfuglien

>Vignault to Flyers
Good or best choice?

I don't understand the Big Buff hate desu

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dubs and the Seattle Totems win three stan lees in a row starting in 2022

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silly dogs lol

I just pooted and it smells really baf.

Poot in the loo jew

laffs win

LEAAAAAAAAF NATION WHERE YOU AAAATTTTTTTTTTTT

cursed dubs

Smells like Pukestain Bruins.

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Why is Ovechkin hitting a kid? What the fuck is his problem?

buff is based desu

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bruins in six :^)

He had it coming.

Forgot pic

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For me, it’s ignoring homeless people on Main Street on the drive home after a Jets game.

>ovi beats a kid
>4 SOG since then
Hokkei gods are cruel but just

Kid was the instigator

It’s because he’s dark-skinned and this is Yea Forums

>b-b-b-but the refs gifted you two goals
SUCK IT POOINS!

the pic was unnecessary

Chara absolutely exposed

punk kid wouldn't listen to his elder. couldn't be helped.

God fucking damn it

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>Chara absolutely old
ftfy

I love how NBC assigns the B-team announcers to the DAL/NSH game and has them practically explain the rules to the audience.

>craps

>broons

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will someone please make a gametread for dalass - predditors so 3 people can post in it??

Bruins in 7 as is tradition

poor cuthbert. he is a good commentator at least.

caps about to get swept 4-2

broons will sweep in 7

just read that the fylels hired vigneault is it too late to >rags

>holt5y

>Gary seeing true support in person
how does it feel to be forever btfo, you schizo leaf shitposter?

crapsboomers got dabbed on

Lel that's what I just said

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fuck no, those two teams are boring and lame

never

rent free

Any girl that actually watches hockey and is "one of the guys" is going to be a kind of slutty. Unless she's 50 years old, but even then maybe.

hope these zoomers give grapes an aneurysm with a stormsurge desu

Prepare for the surge, lads.

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...

the >craps are never winning an other cup with ovy

>caps home announcers salty AF tonight

but PK Subban is playing, look how much personality he has, don't you love him??!
youtube.com/watch?v=IY3y4zeBmzY

preds @ stars
(someone pls watch this game)

unironically fine. it's not like he'll win them a Lee, but he'll get them back to perennial playoff contention, which is all they're ever destined for anyway

>meanwhile the canes are destroying the caps
oh shit

based

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>two threads
cant you sunbelters do anything right?

imagine what laine is up to right now

for me, it's that old perennial FAGGOT choking loser, thornton being suspended

switching over to the fox sports stream

hopefully thats better than nbcsn

intense fortnite session

shitposting on /hoc/

Fuck you in particular nigger I hope your dad gets cancer

stay exposed forever cuckold

Is there a fog/mist in the Dallas arena? Everything just looks like there's a dirty film over it. Looks gross.

fuckin rekt

why did he shave
only to grow it back

/caniac/s report in

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Have this going to 6 games. No where near scared m8. GG leafs

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reminder that professori was the reason both bulljew and laine were drafted so high.

/704/

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How can one team make only 12 SOG in 59 minutes?

BO from the local braphogs

Everything's bigger in Texas, including fat tubs o' shit

>Thornton making people mad
Am I the only one who finds this amusing?

LEAFFFFFF LEAAFFFF LEAFFFF AYYY FUCKIN LEAF

>crapitals

no

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can't wait for based don to call both of these pieces of yuro trash pussies for fighting with their visors

>mfw canes somehow make this series 2-2
>mfw leafs bruins will just become a bloodbath and boston switching up between speed and physicallity

I like these games a lot.

one can only hope

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probably depressed from the guilt of ending a child's career in the first

Flames @ Avs

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can i get some dabs in the thread PLEASE

...

This brownie and coke combo is giving me heart palpitations lads *chomp*

slept him with that 3rd punch

here lad

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>funnelling all the choking into a single game
galaxy brain move here

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Based caniac reporting in from the 252 g vegas!

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>heems him
>falls on top of him so he hits his head on the ice

They had more chances than shots on goal lol

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based isles poster.

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BASED Foegele winning MVP next year

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*shuts down your top line*

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>shittsburgh and trance gay eliminated on the same day
tomorrow will be BASED

Fuck the leafs.
You whiny ass motherfuckers anything that happens to you clowns that you don’t like you just start railing out stupid excuses this crap. Kadri literally crosschecked a guy in the head and you guys create excuses and go on wild goose chases about how Louie debrusk is an inside plug for the nhl referees. Then you go and make excuses for being bitches by saying it’s your job to do as fans. Christ i feel bad for anyone of your parents who had to raise you clowns while you whine about how it’s raining outside and you wanted to go play. You cry when there are calls, cry when there aren’t calls. How did you survive through your life when your dumbass team couldn’t even make the playoffs without striking the nhl because you’re godawful team couldn’t play but you probably blamed it on the refs. God i wonder how it will feel to play a different team in the playoffs because then theyd have to deal with your crap. Christ just watch hockey shit

Where you at Yellow Facers?!!?!?
This was your time right???!!!??

Stay scared m8

can i get a (You) based islels animefag

C U T E

ACTIVE STICK

>62 regular season wins
>0 playoff wins
>muh standings

absolutely BASED

my wifes son cant wait for our big bingbings game tonight. im letting him stay up late to watch it.

did svechnikov play at all after the ko?

*gets offer sheeted*

I wouldnt single out pittsburgh sadly. I just have a very nervous feeling, since the idea of a sweep is at hand. Sure its a 3-0 series lead, but I feel pittsburgh is gonna throw everything in order to win

(you)

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he relocated his jaw with this one bois

no

BASED

Could be matthews if he sacked up a bit

He cute

we're reaching levels of SEETHE that shouldn't even be POSSIBLE

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u mad bro?

>next round is Sean vs Ted

>poolumbus's first won playoff series will be against one of the best nhl teams of all time

Taking my little nucklehead son to the Bluejackets game tomorrow night, might give him his first taste of beer he’s only 10

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Ferland didnt play either iirc
>the craps lost 0-5 to a team down 2 players

boston pooins LOL

As though you have any authority over him

for me, its the carolina hurricanes

>Canadian Bruins fans

based retard boomer pops.

based responsible father

same

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tell him /hoc/ says hi and explain it to him when he's old enough to discover Yea Forums on his own

fuck i'm sorry about this post this is reddit as fuck goddamn sorry fuck what a terrible post jesus christ

so the /goodguys/ in the east are the islanders, jackets, and canes, correct?

it's okay man, relax

Apologizing for your posts makes you a fucking pussy

Jackets are good guys, canes are reddit, islanders are salty retarded inbred italian-american fags

Jackets arent good guys they are just less evil than Tampa

>so the /goodguys/ in the east are the islanders, jackets, and canes, correct?
100%

I’ll fight you and your kid, kid

yes thats correct
and the west good guys are dallass

>How did you survive through your life when your dumbass team couldn’t even make the playoffs without striking the nhl because you’re godawful team couldn’t play but you probably blamed it on the refs.
mostly based Sundin and Scary Gary. stopped watching for awhile after that. fucking leafs were gay for awhile. but WERE BACK BABY. fyck you

bitch you forgot the Leafs

gay fucking post if i'm being honest

Jackets are the good guys

haha what an incredible post
peak /hoc/ autism

i just pretend it never happened and adopt a new persona.

>laffs
>good
Pick 1

Sounds based and Canadian-rage-inducing-pilled

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I was sentimental but I made the mistake of being ashamed of my feelings.

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Give him his first taste of dick you queer

Seething manlet worked into a shoot

damn

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>leafs
>good guys

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who else /weedhead/ here?
im smoking a bowl of some grand daddy purp

is tampon gay really going to get swept? the shitposting will be legendary

Sigh, here your threadly scarlet letter

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I want to see the Leafs beat the Islanders in Game 7, in Nassau desu

>work at mcdonalds
>can’t even be fucked to count out six (6) chicken nuggets
>demand a living wage
nah get fucked

yep, you won't want to miss it.

sorry about this post guys, didnt mean to come across so aggressively. dont know what came over me

>islanders
>/goodguys/
/hoc/ is a >rags general this will not stand

i want tampon to lose in 7 just to scare the teds

>Tavares
>the good guy
no no no

smoked some OCS swill

anybody have a good streamable or a link to the actual wsh-car stream so I can make a high quality webm?

its alright ive been guilty of redditposting when im stoned as a bone as well

I love you, user.

leafs nation was in the drivers seat tonight. full speed, no stops. the positive generative forces that leafs nation produced tonight was pure acceleration.

Y'all got your best laughing reaction image for when the lgbting get swept?

upvoted and cringed

the teds blowing a 3-0 would be almost as satisfying desu

They're Russians. I lived there for a while for work. This is normal.

no can you spare me one tonuse?

We'd better get a sticky when that shit happens

this
we're guaranteed great memes from this series no matter what

Reminder that apologizing shows weakness
It also shows remorse, which can be manipulated by your enemies, you cannot change what you did, or will do, just live with it and move on

>eating McDonald’s
Kys

Tavares is actually a great human being you fuck

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>at nassau

user...........

>canes are reddit
But I thought that reddit hated the canes since their owner folded their precious aaf league?

digits

Gretzky get confirms Tavares villainy

nah get fucked lol

i know i'm fantasizing about the ideal scenario

Pic related

I think the jannies only care about divegrass and figure skating.

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no hes not hes a fucking scum bag

The avalanche just got Cale Makar added for this game. AKA the goat player of a team that just went to the NCAA championship. This series is a lot different now with this kind of a quality prospect on the ice

who the fuck names their son cale

YOU'RE A LIAR
*clap clap clapclapclap*
YOU'RE A LIAR
*clap clap clapclapclap*
YOU'RE A LIAR
*clap clap clapclapclap*
YOU'RE A LIAR
*clap clap clapclapclap*

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It’s the Tavares dick sucking Isles fan base hating leaf!

mackinnon is really fast

my hoc folder's a little dry, need to fill up before blots elimination day

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Debrusk is literally that kid who throws shit at you and kicks your shins in elementary school until you snap and beat his ass, and then he runs fake-crying to the teacher to tattle. Then snears at you while running his tears on her skirt.

Hope that dude enjoys his extremely mild brain damage.

And Kadri was gone this game and Bruins still lost anyways lol

Yeah he should have stayed on a sweetheart deal on a shitty mismanaged team and never sniffed the chance of a deep run for his whole career

t. butt devastated islels fan

you don’t have to attach a picture of stone cold steve austin to every post you make you know?

nice tavares digits

and look at him now
I dont hate tavares but when you say you were going to stay with the islanders yet turn because of some zoomer GM, theres reason to be mad

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Laffs are gay and JT is gay

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ovi killed that zoomer lol

Tavares reared back gave a mighty thrust but he wasn't even close to fucking the Islanders as hard as Milbury did.

exactly

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B I N G
I
N
G

F1AMES

FUCK john tavares

i feel bad so here's your 2nd (You) steve

Based Canadian Isles supporter

Why do old retired goons always end up playing a big role in player safety and suspensions?

They know what hurts and how much it hurts and what’s intentional

the good players got paid well enough that they dont need to keep working after they retire

>15 shots

the league doesn't want them to sue for CTE brain damage

ovechkin only needed one shot to knock that bust shitnikov out

OHSA would be proud

>5-0
>without 2 of the best forwards on the team

based blatantly contradicting the easily-checked video retard

remember when the canes got rid of skinner for nothing and everyone laughed

SEETHING

Honestly watching the canes and blue jackets I dont regret habs being out. Unreal play. I just wish >we faced the bolts instead

>u
>will
>b

uhh, no?

(You)

don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back too hard there

lazyman fucked again?

avs are skating around the flims lads.

>nothing
uh sweetie

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Zoomers are so mad right now lmao

mine too

canes

did calgary forget how to play playoff hockey?

If I were an NHL coach (and I’m not), I would suggest the Flims don’t give up any more PPs

makar effect

Cliff Pu will become elite as a Panther now that some one like Q can see his full potential

>grizzled pro with a 50 lb advantage beat a literal teenage rookie

Part of the game and all, but what a thing to boast about.

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BOILING

WHAT WAS THAT NASHVILLE

What the fuck happened to Wayne Simmonds?

hit his head on the ice anyway

get

shitenikov clearly wanted to fight.

why isnt subban doing anything?

It was the child asking for a beating, should be able to at least try are a punch before doing that

Washington about to pull a Columbus and blow a 2-0 lead baka

GET FOR THE LEAFS

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lmao @ kadri

he's a nigger

some said it and he got mad and left the team

caps get reverse swept

Doesn’t Q like veterans over younger players?

>lol we're still up 2-1
>le knockout DUDE
>1 shot on goal in 2nd period? fuckin refs
idk but to me it seems like the caps fans are seething

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tru

Skinner went from the team with the longest playoff drought to the next team with the longest playoff drought lmao

He was out on his feet before hitting his head, that just doubled up the concussion. I bet he’s done for this postseason.

>i-i-i-it wasn't the punch
>i-i-i-it was the ICE that knocked shitnekov out
hilarious

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ISLES

/cric/ sucks

Flims getting swept desu

>lames getting dabbed on

OH NO NO NO NOT AGAIN

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MOTHER FUCKING MAKAR!!!

BASED

BASED

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youtu.be/0Pcr2bIPp_k

Quints of truth

>win one game
>LMAO series over
canes fans know that playoffs are best of 7 right

1 g so far in game 1 but this game's been mostly defensive minutes and their PP sucks ass

Not surprising canes "fans" don't understand the playoffs honestly.

BASED

C O P E

lmao

>Calgary Shames

Pretty sick desu

Hence "part of the game", but being impressed with Ovechkin winning that fight is like being impressed by the US winning a war.

.....wait a second.

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>seethe

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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its just too easy
>/hoc/ wins again

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BASED

ov could have held him up too but he threw him down. kind of fucked desu

nobody ever said that you delusional gaylord

its still early, but what the fuck is happening

>Calgary Lames

youtube.com/watch?v=4C5rQu7yvJo

You now remember when
>Crosby told Ovechkin why don't you fight him
>Ovechkin answered with saying why don't you fight me
>Crosby chickened out
Crosby made the right decision

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m-m-m-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER BASED

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like veitnam? or afghanistan? or 1812?

imagine being a caps or canes fan arguing over a shitty boring series lmao

JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

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Ovi didn’t know until the kid dropped

Brandon Dubinsky beat both those niggers up when he was a Ranger.

imagine me fucking your mom

Flames like like absolute horseshit

hoc dominance continues

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/hoc/ can't keep getting away with it

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I have those undewear

how's your dong look in them, bro?

>wearing cat underwear

Post ass

>Avalanche have 22 shots already in the 1st period
good god

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fuck the canes tbqh

AYY LMAO

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HE'S STILL POSTING

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absolute

Can I fuck this one specifically?

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>Cowgarians

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>shitty boring series
>game 1 4-2 on empty netter
>game 2 OT
>game three huge underdogs not only completely BTFO the defending champs but they absolutely embarrass their offense

based retard still going at it

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>win a single playoff game
>act like massive faggots
this is why everyone laugh at you when you lose

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irrelevant loser teams
literal 1 cup babbies

And goalie save pct less than .870

>the story of every team on /hoc/ ever
gotta ride the highs and lows my man

Not even Ted acts like this over a single playoff win.

doubt

I think he got hurt blocking a shot or some shit.

no one even liked ted until he started BTFOing tampon gays
always posting his dirty apartment and little penis

that's because he's banned.

>physically cannot stop seething
seek help and/or have sex

Literally my first post in the thread. Cry harder bitch boii

good fucking jesus christ you're a fucking dumbass

Makar is based god

boiling

Friendly reminder that the Tampa Bay Lightning led game 1 3-0

Flames are dogshit lmao.

>Americans
based
>Canadians
cringe

simple as

Based cringe poster

Could reverse sweep be funnier?

>standings

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>led the game 3-0
>are now down 3-0 in the series
woah

Boston is going nowhere, a team that loses at home in the playoffs goes nowhere, Bergeron and Marchand shut down by Tavares, Marner Tavares Nyalander not even scoring and they win. yeah Boston is done!

>Brind'Amour: "One guy's gloves comes off way first. And that's Ovi, not our guy. So it's a little bit frustrating because he got hurt. It's his first fight. He's played 90 games. He's never fought in his life, and I'm pretty sure Ovi knew that. So that stuff bothers me."

Hope JR falls down some steps and SEVERELY sprains his ankle

Simple as is simple does

Too soon bro... too soon

absolute horse shit
he wiggled his gloves, he wanted to fight. This isn't peewee house.

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>tfw even lost a war against ourselves

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based alien poster

That’s bs, Ovi might have dropped gloves first but the kid nodded, he wanted it

>AND I WILL KILL EVERY ZOOMER LEFT, STAY SCARED

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I Want To Believe

cant wait for the reverse sweep to begin tomorrow lads.

ayy lmao

canes fan but i agree. svech got dropped i hope hes ok

>be 19 year old punkass
>start shit with Ovi
>get knocked the fuck out
damn thats satisfying

>/hoc/ gets mad at a coach sticking up for his player
what do you expect him to say? have you watched hockey before?

Maybe he shouldn't act like a giant faggot?

>18 save shutout
The state of craps offense

Funny watching the Russkies disrespect their elders like that

there's sticking up for your player and then there's just being blatantly dishonest

>have you watched hockey before
>coming from a canes "fan"
hilarious, you cant even skate

fucking chinlets. Imagine getting knocked out by a glancing blow while wearing a helmet

that's what coach's do m8. literally every last one of them.

rod would make you a faggot tbqh

>"WE ARE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK NOW"
why is Ovie based?

Good for you for being impartial. That is really rare around here. I agree.

>/hoc/
>watching hockey
pick one and only one

not a canes fan. you're the faggot getting worked into a shoot from a coach's interview when they literally all do this shit all year every year.

why didnt ovi floss over the kids lifeless body, would have been mega ultra based

not >mine

you can see ovi ask him if he was sure he wanted to go. the kid shook his head "yes" and dropped the gloves. there is literally nothing wrong with this. svechnikov is also a russian 19. not the same as the rest of us i reckon

Maybe if he faces Laine at the SCF

Why didnt babcock stick up for Kadri, some sunbelter told me all coaches do that?????

should have done the "hot stick" over his body

>solid head torquing shot to the chin/jaw
>glancing/mention helmet
Holy f you’re a neverfought faggot

>glancing blow
it was pretty direct m8

the helmet probably made it worse.

>a russian 19

So?

getting really tired of one retard posting and /hoc/ saying durrr why canes fans so stupid

I'm pretty sure I've seen Svech fight or at least clearly itching to fight before in this season

Special circumstances

these aliens look like they fuck black earthlings

their cleavage is perfect for holding a BBC between them

how do we keep getting away with it

agreed literally never happens

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ZUUUUUUC

>worked into a shoot
Imagine taking a wrestling fan's opinion on absolutely anything seriously.

>flames

Have sex

Rank the series so far from best to worst
1. Teds/Publix
2. Leafs/Boston
3. Blues/Jets
4. Penislanders
5. Vegas/Sharks
6. Carolina/Washington
7. Colorado/Calgary
8. Dallas/Nashville

He doesn't even know how to talk a teenage cashier let alone a real woman lol

OMG this never happens coaches ALWAYS stick up for their players

He's gonna look great in Ranger Blue again next year

Are the Flames really gonna lose to the fucking Avs? Jesus christ

golly, lazyman sure shit the bed this evening

We need a chad ovechkin and virgin svechnikov

Avs relentless tonight

yes. shit happens in the playoffs

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Co-lumbus is based *clap clap clap clap clap*

He fought Ovi, as stupid as that was it shouldn’t be virginified

you first

Every bottom seed sweeping in the first round

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ovie heeming that kid reminds me that i still need to get my plans in order for my cross-continent road trip this summer where i'll be visiting cities all over the US and Canada and gonna absolutely heem posters like Sam, Doug, and Randy. Ted is still a 50/50 decision because if they end up beating the blots then he'll be safe

>Dallas scores
>crowd cheers
>crowd realizes Zucca scored the goal
>crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

make sure you do the skol clap over randys lifeless body

I love Svech but he's stupid for getting himself into that fight. I know all of the canes fans here, this guy sperging out isn't one of them. This guy is either falseflagging or a neutral fan. Probably a Pong fan that hates Ovi.

Flames and Jets series easily the most boring tho

holy fuck the avs are almost to 30 shots halfway through the second

I don't think he's stupid. I'm gonna give the benefit of the doubt and assume he knew he'd get HEEMd and decided that just having that story of "I fought Ovi" was worth it.

Fuck niggers
Remember that

>brain damage
>knocked out of post season (literally)
Yeah not stupid at all

he's not gonna remeber it though

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Make it a game FailGary Flims

i dunno sometimes they're pretty cool

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honestly think its pretty brave making a blood sacrifice like that, canes are gonna go all the way now

Holy fuck what a terrible power play Flames LMAOOOOOOOO

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>Flams

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lol
>flakes

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So what’s tampa’s Contingency plan?

>flmemes
hahahahahahaha

I knew deep in my heart Calgary was going to collapse

Rent free

Holy F, Avs on FIRE

0 IQ play by Goudreau

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the comeback begins

lets go flames

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Forget that comeback is on the menu boys

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Is that one floms fan with the truck here? How ya holding up, lad?

I'm capping this

>the absolute state of 1st seeds

the ratings on stars - preds is probably 3 people

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>shots 31-11

holy shit, brutal

Blues/Jets is a meme fest. Blues are just riding a hot goalie and are a shit team. Jets have shit goaltending and sloppy defense.

Not great hockey. The Leafs and Bruins is the best so far.

caps/canes was like 15 to 50 or something

Sucks cause it's been a tight series

I’ll give ya sumpin tight ;)

>fl4mes1

only redeeming part is Ovi btfoing someone

Last year felt so much more straightforward. The caps overcame their fear of the penguin and the knights dicked everything in their way like they did the regular season

Now it’s just feels like a free for all.

Shit teams. The whole West is so horrendous it's unreal.

i'm enjoying every series except perds/stors though.

We're not even sure if Vegas left a power vacuum. They've been great this year too

It was interesting to watch Ovi try to not feel badly about it - fellow Russian and he probably had no idea what a bitch fighter the kid was

>mike 5mith

>5-1

I dont think they're contenders but I wouldn't underestimate them. Vegas and SJ are definitely contenders tho

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heading over to Calgarypuck.

I'm thinking about going to Game 4 of Jackets and Lightning at Nationwide Arena, but I'm getting some cold feet over buying tickets. Have you guys gone to a playoff game before? What's it like?

Why is Smith still in?

it's probably just me but I like games
that are decided until the last minute, that series has been the most even so far and no team has collapsed yet

its scary m8, i barely passed penis inspection

>sj contenders
fuck no. they won't a win another game. rebuild soon.

Nigga...

If you can go, go. Don't be a faggot and enjoy that shit, you'll love it.

this game has been better. last two were snoozefests for me.

Okay, I'll bring a broom for the bantz.

Go to it you fag

What kind of micro dick do you have to have to fail penis inspection

yes, do it. buy tickets literally right now.

>he was nervous

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>lived near Winston-Salem
>went to all the early Canes games in Greensboro with my dad
>Canes moved two hours away to Raleigh so rarely got to go anymore
>moved to Atlanta
>Thrashers leave year after I get here
>occasionally make it to college games but it isn't the same

I miss NHL /hoc/ so bad, get the fuck up and go faggot.

what's his endgame?

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Sharks are not contenders lol. Not with that goaltending.
Nobody in the Central Division is a contender. All shit teams.
If Vegas memes it to the Finals again they'll get butt pumped by anyone. Caps, Islanders, whoever wins the Bruins/Leafs, maybe even the Teds for fuck sakes who knows.
If

A Stan Lee

There's only one endgame.

at least I can go to bed instead of staying up to finish watching this joke of a game

get some rest before blots elimination day, frien

>can't make the next thread because I've made too many already

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Crashing the league with no survivors.

>cant make the next thread because 5 autists will have made one by the time this is posted

NEW

real new

>Teds winning the stan lee
I don't mind them beating the blots but I don't want to live in a world where they win a cup.

...

You nutsack. I've never been to a playoff game because I'm too poor and all my friends are poor. God people like you piss me off. Why would you not go if you have the chance?

Why are there so much more women on commentary

normally you have the play-by-play and a colour commentator but these women are literally just repeating what was said 5 seconds ago and add nothing of substance

BIG DIC CRIC
SMALL COC HOC

Crosby still got concussed anyway