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>Toronto Furries

why would you be pro pipeline

Reddit is down so I'm hanging out here

I don't actually have many of them saved.

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Yeah I’m thinking this is based

>Cute

Oy

CBJ in 4.

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Fury as in anger not furry as in doggy

>talented
Doubt(x)
>cute
El goblina

no girls allowed in hoc

Why did the CWHL have Chinese teams anyway?

go knights

your salary is dependant entirely on what you do and how valuable you are to your company.

if you're an engineer with a masters degree, then your starting pay is on average 32k SEK a month (i.e. almost $40000 a year) before taxes.

Taxes are around 30%, so you end up with about $23000 a year after taxes

Maybe you should kys instead

user in last thread said he gets 15 days off annually but its shitty because a lot of companies here also include sick days so youre really only getting maybe one week off a year for yourself/vacations which is kinda gross to think about

because he has a brain

>Pittsburgh and Tampa both pull off reverse sweeps
I think the time for this bracket might've passed.

hate boomers

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Because if the NHL doesn't it's a good idea for them with their budget to get in first.

Retards.

Me too
Go Knights!

That's like minimum wage here

hate zoomers

15 days off per year? kek thats fucked.

glad your all powerful unions demanded the right working rights. lol

Post some nudes

They made it possible for players to be paid. It's all very convoluted as to what their future is. They could continue separate from the CWHL.

fuck imagine the assblast in /hoc/ if that happened

What are we doing for Easter lads

Wow user, I didn't realize China was the next big untapped hockey market. Thanks for clarifying, the NHL should definitely expand to Shenzhen next!

anybody that thinks america is in anyway a superior country or has the "correct" value system and economic practices is a fucking moron that belongs in a salt mine

this place is bordering on unlivable depending on what part of the country you live in despite all of the fucking money and resources in this hellscape

Dont have any. She is a very conservative minded lady

always feel like kappy is the forgotten finn since hes forced to play for the laffs

Not including all the regular holidays yes I get 15 vacation days.
For an extra 10 hours a week I take home more than twice that after tax though. I wouldnt be able to afford any of my hobbies on 20k after tax

>t. Poorfag

that's what the burger got
don't forget we don't pay a single cent for our education
and that pay is your starting salary (i.e. you'll be a 23 year old with little to no debt getting money)

Unions here were never powerful

t. delusional momentarily embarrassed future billionaire

but do you even have time for your hobbies?

yeah i know

what about sick days?

It's the societal dependence on celebrity worship that is slowly crumbling the human race to an ever quickening demise.

so what gives with tampa? why are they so shit?

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For me it's pickled eggs

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Their backbone players never shows up for the Playoffs for some reason (Stamkos, Kucherov, Point, Vasy..)

Sick days count towards the vacation at most jobs

thats just part of capitalism
the problem is capitalism

kek

thats fucked.

we get MINIMUM nationwide, if you are a full time employee. 4 weeks vacation and 9 sick days a year. plus i think you also get mental health days now as well, not sure on that though.

see id rather take a pay cut but still be able to get by if it means im still able to get out and pursue hobbies, it doesnt make sense to me to waste all your best years chasing some golden egg only to be able to use it when youre much older and in much poorer health, but thats just me. Idk what other anons situation is but whatever floats his goat

this meme is so old it's about to come up on 9gag

on sick days you get 80% of pay to stay at home and get well
if you can work from home, you get 100% of pay

Yeah man 50 hours a week still leaves me with a wide open weekend. Admittedly my weekdays are a bit robotic, asleep by 1030, awake 630 for the gym etc but if I'm just reading or playing vidya during the week I have plenty of time over the weekend.
That includes my sick days, I very very rarely get sick but I did a few months ago and just never put those days in the system. If you think about how much overtime I work, I can basically comp those days to balance it out. Not exactly as good as having more time off but its ok

It’s a part of humanity. The problem is humanity

we get 100% for sick days, and lots of jobs also give "leave loading" where if you actually take your vacation leave instead of hoarding it, they pay you like 110% of your wage for each day.

why does everyone think seabrook is so bad and has such an awful contract?
he is neither the worst overpaid defenceman nor does he have the worst contract.

fucking boomers man

when you say 50 hours a week, do you work 10 hours for 5 days or do you work on the weekend as well?

What is commute time?

If you split the day, how much free time do you have at the end of the day to spend time with family or to cook food or to go to the gym etc.

exactly, so let's cut the population in half and go from there

hockey

Nazem Jihadri is a stinky poopoo mudslime LOL

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a lot of jobs dont even give you a paid break so you get scheduled for 8.5 hours a day.

I can't believe the flames destroyed the Notre Dame cathedral

Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare

Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas
How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on ev'ry deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel

Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas with you neon flashin'
And your one armbandits crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again

I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke up well
I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it ev'rything I've got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shout a seven with ev'ry shot

Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas,
Viva, viva Las Vegas

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why is this german a #LIFELONG of vegass

And yet they're still scheduled to play in Denver tonight.
Isn't that a 20 hour flight?

damn
we get scheduled 7.5 hours a day with paid lunch

kek

north american confirmed for shit workers rights.

for me? Its Columbus Blue Jackets superfan Dr. Money

falseflagger. probably binlin

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>/hoc/
>who normally are too dumb to even talk about hockey
>being dumb about something else
yeah i think i'll come back when the games start

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Because fuck you, that's why.

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e-leet play

Hockey soon and you faggots can go back to /pol/. Nobody gives a fuck what you do, how much you make, what your hobbies are, or your braindead opinion on politics/economics.

miss bulju desu it's been so long

1.5 hours isnt that soon

t. neet

How do you do, fellow caniacs?

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AFAIK some guy messaged Sean Avery (who had posted something about some Leafs/Bruins drama) calling Kadri some racial epithet, and Avery then released some personal information (AKA doxxing) and Leafs fans were celebrating it.

I don't like when people dox cause it can have some serious real-life repercussions (especially if done by someone with a big following), but the guy was being an ass.

HATE snowmelt and mud season here in the mountains, still lots of snow on the ground and its pissing rain and everything will flood

sounds like somebody should have thought of jordan eberles message

w-who would do that? heh what was his name by chance?

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>why would you be pro pipeline

>lower carbon footprint than traditional forms of transportation
>able to transport nearly 3x the amount versus conventional methods
>cheaper to maintain
the only reason this stuff has not finally happened is because one group of dumbasses are worried about the lives of apex predators, and another group of dumbasses are taking money from Bill Gates to protest and pretend they give a fuck, when all they're really going to do after all is said and done is buy and drink more firewater.

He called Kadri a Paki who should stick to cricket, Avery told him he had half an hour to donate $50 to a charity and send proofs, guy tried to pull the "it wasnt me, my brother had my phone" line and Avery doxxed him anyways even though he made the $50 donation. He owns a dentist practice I think

europe has had robust workers movements since the 1800s because populations were always competing for the same finite resources and the exploitation became very apparent very quickly.

the same time period in which america shouldve been developing a workers movement, every time exploitation resulted from unequal distribution of resources people just moved west and glacked some indians and took their shit and postponed the conditions leading to robust workers movements.

If workers rights are good late round draft picks, then tampa is a european country while toronto is america? oh shit you actually have to develop a scouting network? nah fuck that let me just sign free agents out of thin air and from europe

Sid and Tim is lit today

>cricket

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE 267th ANNUAL COSCO CRICKET CUP. BADADABADADABADADABADADA WASHING MACHINE!!!!!!

just added my phone number to the do not call list

feels good man, fuck your extended car warranty robo calls

How did Avery get that based guy's personal information? Was the guy really just that stupid that he had a twitter in his real name in 2019?

He should sue avery, last I checked blackmail is illegal

Doesn’t help m8 sorry to burst your bubble

This, but he seems like too much of a moron and a pussy to do that.

elo frend out of my way
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

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should I drink one of my red bulls before the games?
t. jonne

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Has anyone got a call from an organization called EKOS Research? It's a scam just saying.

he just posted the guys companies instagram. it was not a dox at all.

prepare to receive a call to sell your anti robocall software kek

special shout out to all the Jamaicans and west Indians that helped us cuck France and build the panama canal

its not hard to find shit out when people share every last detail about themselves on the internet for zero financial compensation

remember like 10 years ago when everyone explicitly said never to share personal information on the internet? boy did that stick

>mfw the avs win the whole thing

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AHHH ITS PAJINDER!!! HEADING TO THE DESIGNATED HITTING SPOT

>just gave my phone number to yet another company who will sell my phone number to the currymonkies in India
Ftfy

snowden basically confirmed big brother can easily listen in to your conversations and nobody even batted an eyelash.

we got most of our good rights in the 80s.

cheating cunts. anything other than backyard cric is shit

*shits in your path*

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Commute is about 30 min each way. I'll do 10 hour days yeah. I'd also like to say it's not every single week. 2 or 3 a month generally depending on deadlines. From the time I get home I usually have about 3.5 hours to eat and relax. I gym in the morning to remove that from my later schedule because I'd skip it tbqh

AHHHHH HE IS BLESSING THE GROUNDS. SOME GOOD CRICKET TO BE PLAYED TODAY!!!

next time i'm finally gonna use all that shit i learned from /cric/ and talk with them

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Just passing the time with friendly chatter m8 no need to Reee

>blots

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Going to Mass, spending time with my family, then going home to watch Boston sweep Toronto in 6

Jesus. The minimum here is 2 weeks paid vacation and I don't think paid sick time is mandatory either.
Most good jobs give more than that, I have like 4 weeks paid vacation and 10 paid sick days a year. But I've worked in government for like 5 years. Labour type jobs get jack shit.

remember when boomers were able to pay for a post secondary education and begin saving for a down payment on a house by working a simple part-time job after school? now this generation is considered "lazy" for not wanting to do a 200 hour unpaid internship just to get a job pouring coffee.

who will be the first team to get swept in 7 this year?

most manual labor ones do but not all, I did landscaping for a little bit and my boss was pretty cool, owned the landscaping outfit and handled everything himself, we were non-stop working when the weathers good and project deadlines need to be met but when its super slow/off season, he'll give us like 2 months off and pay us a little bit for our troubles too so it wasnt so bad.

Nuclear take: Washington.

isles

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>Labour type jobs get jack shit
Can confirm, worked in a warehouse for 4 years; got 2 weeks paid vacation/year (if you didn’t use them that year they wouldn’t accumulate), no paid sick days, absolute dogshit benefits that you had to literally fight the company to pay out for if you ever needed them (I think those fuckers still owe me 60 bucks) on top of a really shit salary
Just part of being a young adult though, kinda motivated me to get the fuck out of there

>Dude off topic discussions lmao

/hoc/ unironically better when everyone is posting clip art than this

i know i shouldnt be talking shit during a tanking year but lmao'ing @ the blots for fizzling out at 62 wins

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had a similar situation with a warehouse job for awhile but now i'm just running the store instead

Can confirm that Murrica is dog shit out of all developed nations.

Tons of jobs where people get lured in by "decent" benefits like 3 paid sick days 1 week vacation and 401k for permanent employees, thing is they hire you as temp with none of that and tell you you can work your way to permanent but let everyone off and avoid giving benefits ever.

investors would consider you "lucky" to have that job because they could just ship it off to china/india and increase their dividends.

Theres no fucking games on yet we are getting to know our hoc bros fuck off

>wanting hockey discussion
>on /hoc/
kekking so hard at normies

I agree.

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guys lets all give our original takes and opinions on kadris hit and also all the other interesting things no one else is talking about during the playoffs

it's been like this all season. idk why you're upset. should have learned by now.

at least detoilet had the grace to shit out in an epic wcf when they set the record

>This boomer tier discussion about the economy

Sounds like my dad and uncle sitting around the dinner table

when the fuck are they gonna announce the paki's suspension

boomer general lad.

An hour to go lads!

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The Leafs will beat the Bruins tonight

kadri boutta finna takbir bombston

To be honest I was just glad not to be living at home anymore, even though I was renting a tiny room in a house with 3 other people, for the first year I was stoked to have that job. Eventually though it got old and I started saving and investing what little cash I had leftover and finally made it out at age 24. No regrets or hard feelings. System working as intended

yes talking about things like the economy is only for boomers
or you might just be a brainlet

and blots fans will always bring it back to their eliminations of the wongs when the wongs were just an old skeleton of the early/mid 2000's cup winning teams filled with literal AHL tier players and old guys.

Soon. A decision was expected before gametime at 7 pm.

He’s getting off Scott free lad

This. I'd rather work 50 hours a week for 80k than 40 hours a week for 55k. Fuck it, still getting out in time for the caps

business idea: kadri's suspension isn't announced until late in the 2nd period of the game, he plays the whole game, then the league can tak away the win of the laffs, gary's plan works as intended

I am your dad. Now get your ass downstairs for dinner, your mother has been slaving over these tendies all afternoon

Kadri is probably still in New York

Any upsets about to happen?

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kadri set notre-dame ablaze in anger

Gonna make some homemade pickles and salvi horchata de morro tonight lads

I’ll take that over the haemorrhoid someone set ablaze in my asshole this morning

real hot take here: i dont think kadris crosscheck to the face was an okay thing to do but thats just me

Worked landscaping when I was younger, god it was horrible. Zero benefits, zero paid sick time, 12 hour days every day. Because it's seasonal there's no overtime pay either.

It was all meatheads trying to one up each other. "Taking a break now bro? Let's keep going" That bullshit. Something to prove how tough and hardworking they are. It literally felt like slavery some days.

i wish i was a boomer that could make the equivalent of $250,000 working part time at a candy store in the summer

Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends

youtu.be/Hj2YakJzSYo

One starts tonight.

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when swedes or finns cry about how "unfree" their country is i get so fucking mad
you fucking faggots have no idea how good you have it

When I worked in the warehouse I would literally never take a break unless all my work was done. Luckily the guy I worked with was the same way. Every now and then we’d get a truck driver with a big shipment who would want to take a break every 10 minutes, drove me fuckin nuts

Kek, I make more than that as a lowly lab tech here in America

oh yeah for sure, it felt similar to that some days. It was a small crew of maybe 3-5 guys most days, but mostly just the 3 of us (bossman + foreman + me). the foreman was a total boozebag and would crack PBRs on the jobsite and run machinery while i did the grunt work and our boss would spend all day driving around in his truck meeting homeowners and stuff. it wasnt as bad as other places could have been. but fuck 115 F days moving boulders and shit, $30/hr for a college kid isnt bad though and it taught you a thing or two.

minimum wage
minimum effort
simple as

>LGBTning

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Dealing with some of the weirdos and retards isn't worth minimum wage.

Especially blacks and old people, entitled as fuck.

HOLY, it's here lads!

>Toronto’s Nazem Kadri has been suspended for the remainder of the First Round for Cross-checking Boston’s Jake DeBrusk.

j'travaille à l'heure, pas au coeur esti

old people are the fucking worst to deal with
I HATE BOOMERS

blacks are alright. theyre mainly just worried about overpaying for things

Islamophobic dogs.

Thanks mate

so three games

Move there then you pussy bitch

>reddit goes down
>/hoc/ is unreadable
makes you think

lads what happened with kadri? I thought he was a good player for the leafs

can already smell the soi articles, lads

>"Here's why Nazim Kadri's suspension is bad for the NHL"

remainder of the first round, hmm, good choice i suppose

craig button absolutely ripping into mudshit kadri on tsn radio

Craig “take fighting out of the game” button is a fucking pussy

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LAFFS

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OHOHOHO NONONONO

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why does kucherov get 1 (one) game and Kadri gets a possible 6 (six) games?

>laffs

N/a/shville!

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so does this mean boston wins lol against toronto now, or do they meme their asses against the B's?

repeat offender

Institutional racism

because hockey is for white males only

how many games did he actually get suspended? what the fuck is >remainder of the 1st round?

(You) stupid fucking mudslime

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kek

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Boston will lose the next three games against an invigorated Toronto Maple Leafs

3-5

Remainder of first round lmao, it’s like they aren’t even trying to hide that they only care about protecting the Bruins

shit waifu. glad it died down early

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If the Leafs can somehow force a game 7 he would still not be allowed to dress

this but unironically. (((pic related)))

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They've had 50 years to be invigorate. Losing some 3rd line muslim nigger isn't gonna do anything for them

can't the N/a/shville poster at least get good taste in anime waifus if he's gonna keep doing this

so if the series finishes quickly, he gets suspended for fewer games than last suspension, but if the series drags on, then he starts to get punished. they should have picked an actual number.

>kadri suspended
LMAO

Friend, I need the clip of this, I've always looked for this clip from the Simpsons but never found it. Help.

>busting your balls for low pay

I wouldn't even break a sweat for less than $20/hr anymore.

based n/a/shville poster

I’m so fucking mad, the refs let this happen. Kadris not the type of guy to let his team get bullied and the refs let the bruins harass us relentlessly. The penalty they called on gauthier was disgusting, the non call on the knee on knee is a fucking joke. I’m glad he ran that little bitch, and I hope someone else does too.

haven't been watching too much, how many points does Matthews have?

Reminder that the lightning are in the middle of the largest collapse in North American sports history

73

the same amount as me and you

its mario party....you retard

If you can’t take pride in your own work, as poorly compensated for it as you may be, you won’t make it very far lad

where's my contract then?

How the fuck can you have a ruling like this? It sets 0 precedence for anything in the future. Has there ever been a conditional suspension before?

This makes absolutely no sense. Anything over 2 games is fucked. They're basically admitting to making it up as they go.

fucking brainlet

i dont get how you can give kucherov 1 game and kadri 6

Is Kadri capable of not getting suspended during a series against the Bruins?
The guys a fucking retard.

Flip over to TSN. Orleskey looks tired as fuck

im waiting too. i could buy a new boat with 11.5mill.

Kadri is a repeat offender and his relatives just set a world famous church on fire.

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because kadri is a repeat offender dumbass

>Laine blocks your path

Oh hey, Austin.

>Sean Avery

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Most of those Torontistanis are actually happy he got less than 6 games

racist

Kadri suspended from all Bruins games until DeBrusk stops living rent-free inside his head

and?

She works hard as fuck and had a baby recently too.

For me it's hot alien ass

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yuck

Yeah. I didn't mean any disrespect I just noticed it.

Better be careful he doesnt blow off the rest of his fingers.

Orlesky is a nice girl and does not party with the team. Don't even say it.

does /hoc/ like titties?

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t. Brainlet

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I'd say I'm a fan.

imagine being that cuck paying for rogers internet/phone services only to get 3rd world internet speed while rogers pays bustthews 11.5mill/year to skate around in circles during the playoffs doing nothing.

ew no

toronto should really move on from kadri. second year in a row hes fucked them

yes i was also going to say that, i have a pretty decent job now that started as a minimum wage position which wouldn't have happened if i didn't take it seriously

that's... not how that works

The character is Mario Party but that line and situation is a reference to a scene from The Simpsons faggot.

Haters gonna hate

Yeah I tuned in and saw the bags under her eyes. I'm not even from Winnipeg but I know she is pretty much THE reporter out of that area, covers every sport in that province year round. Always get tempted to spam pics of her when people start going off about Cameron and Osmak

WSH @ CAR soon

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Islanders fan here

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Bell is unironically based

sam is so gay he actually stopped watching tsn entirely because orlesky "disgusted" him

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Bell is almost as bad

fighting has no place in the game, deal with it

if you can't score, you're useless

Based

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6? Leafs would be lucky to win another game at this point

i love how whenever the islanders scored they'd immediately cut to shots of crosby, even if he's on the bench

Cause the guy chimpouts every playoff series luckily the leafs aren’t in too many

What kind of faggot doesn't like agood old Canadian girl with Ukrainian heritage

For me it's the 1-2-2 trap.

Leafs are winning tonight 7-2. Gary informed me this morning.

How are they going to score without Kadri?

Kadri is a Marchand-tier shithead except instead of amusing bants he just has violent chimpouts

Only those belonging to characters from japanese animation.

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>I can't do this anymore, Bog
>I'm going rogue

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and is only half as good at hockey as Marchand

>first 2 games aren't staggered

GAAAAAAAAAAAAARY

>This is not what we agreed to, Gary. You can't do this.

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These little guys always bring a smile to my face. Can anyone with some skill make a Gordon fisherman version?

Kadri is a third line instigator, not a goal scorer

Pavel Bure was on steroids while living in Russia before he played for Vancouver

NO GARY DONT DO IT THE LEAFS NEED YOU

Here are the odds right now. Must have bets in by 7.

Thinkin of throwing 50 bux on the Capitals. Yeah they are up 2-0 and the game is in Carolina and going up 3-0 seems a bit much, but the Canes really are shit.

>It's my league, Bog. I can do whatever I want.

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>Can anyone with some skill make a Gordon fisherman version?
You mean the Isles jerseys from the '90s?

maybe tell that to everybody else on the team besides Marner because uh nobody is scoring

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>Here are the odds right now.
>doesn't post odds

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hey spee

Go Publix!! xDDD

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fsjal was always one of my favorite memes back in the day, brings a smile to my face that /hoc/ can understand true greatness and keep it alive

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Currently dropping a steamy pre-game John Tavares

gary is about to hit the showers

Ahh fuck it

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I'm not a degenerate gambler, what does this mean?

Guy is a loyal /hoc/ poster 4sure

good thing overrated shit has 1 (one) empty netter to prove all the h8rs wrong.

Thank you user, very cool!

Guess I could've just posted them instead of asking.

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But about overrated shit 2? He is still pointless

Thanks for the descriptive file name. I just bought one for my nephew. His father is a Philadelphia Phailures fan

>Rogers internet revenue pays for Leafs salaries

Zoomer tier accounting desu

>that first post of the day

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These are decimal odds, americans don't use them for whatever reason.

So for example the money line (straight win) for caps/canes is:

Caps=2.05, so for every dollar bet on the caps, it returns $2.05 cents, a profit of 1.05

Canes=1.80, so for every dollar bet, it returns $1.80, or 80 cents profit.

Reminder that is a pedostache

I mean, it might pay Blue Jays salaries instead...

and the craptors and blue jays

It pays for Toronto FC and Argonauts salaries

where is the gamethread you fucks

Nice, thx bros. Now we just need a pile of dead fish in the background with DiPietro mixed

>tfw no more Datsyuk dangles in the NHL

>already trying to play the encumbered by injuries card
the absolute gay bar of tampa

:^)

>"Please rise if you're able to"

>KADRI KADRI KADRI KADRI KADRI
holy f*cking based

you know what i meant

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It's not that fucking hard, look at this:

anthem singer has a little bustthews snout

he was a bit slower than usual towards the end of his time with >us but i still think he would dab all over todays manlet league 2bh, while we are at it i severely miss the zetterberg + pasha broship too

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making gamethreads is for cucks like you

Just occurred to me that not only is tampon gay about to get swept but they're going to be the first team eliminated from the playoffs

lol

GAAAARYYYYY

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>mfw toronto actually beats boston

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bilas gets the job done when the lazy man is being lazy.

>thread is now dead
Fug do I have to choose a game thread?

get out of here gimi

im half considering paying Rojews next season, lazyman has dropped too many balls this year

>helpless
>crying for someone else to do something for them
>unable to do it themselves
>y-you're the cuck...
/hoc/ has really fallen off over the last few years.

It's junked for boreball too
Fucking Gary and Manfred

insomnia desu

what are we talking about today

>Everyone laughing at us when Penguins will most likely get swept too
Get off our cocks already

>bilas
ty, user

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all the local market games get blacked out by those jews. its useless for watching >your team.

I'm still pissed about FIN vs USA from yesterday but I'm also looking forward to some hockey tonight. Calgary seems like they have something special going on

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Pens didn't get 62 regular season wins.

only one available is the red sox game, that, apparently ended

I hope the canes win today so we can see them do the surge after this one game.

Tell me your team m8

IIRC blots also signed cooper to an extension this season too kek

your team

>standings

Well ok that's what I'll make her

based off his regular season performance lmao

So they could get him cheaper than market value after he won the cup

>getting swept by the teds
OH NONONONONOOOOO

yeah you can get around it with a vpn though

Still laughing at the Tampa Bay Lightning

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now it just seems like the bolts have retarded management with decisions like that lmao

we need to decide, is it tampon gay or the lgbtning

Tampon Gay LGBTning

Teams can have more than one

tranpa gay lgbtning

trampon gay LGBTQIAning

Why not both?

>not maintaining a shitposting presence in all game threads

Steven Ma'amkos

>he's not watching 2 games while shitposting in 3 threads

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Havent seen you in Caps-Canes yet fren

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Same face

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busted :(

based hohol

For me it's Grandpa Bay Kikening

Well get in there!

I know Florida is full of boomers and snowbirds but jews too? Disgusting

my penis is hard

Post it for Ted.

you thought about bulju?

Don't blame ya

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ovechkin just murdered a teenager

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Let this be a lesson to us all: don't fight Alexander Ovechkin.

gif?

>some dumb teenager wants to pick a fight with a 33 year old man.

Lesson learned.

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...

these playoffs are absolute comedy gold lads

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thanks

lol Don
>what are you gonna say?
>"he shouldn't pick on a kid."
>he didn't pick on a kid!

>Thornton gets one game suspension.
based

Reaves also had some good bants about him being an old man too

Nah obviously some russian kid trying to make a name for himself

They're great as a bystander with no stake. Dullass-Perds the only irrelevant sereis.

>only one
must have raddled the brain of whomstever decided that

what did jumbo even do?

Ryan Reaves on Thornton’s reply to the Nosek hit: “I’ve got a buddy with a grandpa who’s going through the same thing. He can’t see very well because he’s getting old. Needs glasses. If he gets suspended he’s going to have a hard time seeing from the press box”

Cheap shot

behead someone in his tribute to the start of the final game of thrones season

GO LEAFS GO GO LEAFS GO GO LEAFS GO

...back to golfing

I admit, i can't watch 2 games and shitpost @ same time
I'm going loco

What's more important to you? Us or that game you care less about?

well, i HAVE to post my un-original comment or
another SCAAAAR
there's no other way

Imagine a repeat SCF just like we had with 10 years ago, where the young and hungry good guys redeemed themselves against the evil Russian menace and won the Cup in glorious fashion, just like what happened back then. Based as fuck.

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hey guys. haven't been here for a couple of days. still ready to post soft dick if teds sweep

Same, Ted.

Which team is America's team? Rangers? Stars?

were you the one who saw my dubs when I said I'd do it soft if I got dubs? either way, sticking to my word.

Tuberculosis Blightning

soft?

Yes that was me. WIll post my stiffy for the lads

the Americans, of course

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>tuberculosis

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Where's everyone from? Akron for me.

>we're cup favorites guys we had one of the best regular seasons ever
>guys stop giving us shit standings don't matter we weren't expecting a cup run

The weak should fear the strong

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yeah I said I'd post dick if teds sweep. soft dick if I got dubs in that post and I did

>pooins kill their own goalie

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ME TOO

Small world eh?

whats going on my fellow lifelongs

Tbh I don't think shork fans fear anything. I don't think they even have emotions,

We're going to post our dicks when CBJ sweeps.

You have to explain WHY YOUR DICK ISN'T HARD FOR THE BLUE JACKETS ALL THE TIME LIKE A DECENT FUCKING TED
FUCK

literally only SHIT teams playing tonight

>journeymen who get 5 goals a year talking trash about an Allstar

Doesn't work desu. Reaves isn't exactly young either.

i was actually going to suggest that very thing last night but never got around to it. already got a good pic primed and ready to go with great lighting and a good angle

>Reaves isn't exactly young either.
Also found it humorous that Reaves had to distance the relationship to the grandfather in the statement since his dad's dad is likely dead.

>black man with a dead father

lad we all know where his father really is

have people been iceposting in my absence?

>either the Lightning go home in the first round
>or the Teds choke and still don't win a series

Best possible timeline. Any outcome will be glorious.

>allstar
yep, an allstar that will never win the cup. who gets to see his team go down 3-1 again tomorrow.

you may only post ITT if you were alive for a canadian team lifting the stan lee cup

...

>we all know where his father really is
Ryan Reaves doesn't

Most boring outcome is the Teds drop the next game but win game 5 so we don't get to see the sweep

ryan reaves' dad, willard, is an accomplished football player

yes but Tampa salt if they lose on home ice and boo again

canes gonna sweep

Almost forgot they boo'd they're team lmao

eating some lasagna

for me, its left over rice and shredded chicken from tacos i made over the weekend

I see Willard at Jets games sometimes. Fucker wears a Vegas jersey.

name 1 sport better than hockey, I'll wait

top bantz

cricket > hockey > golf > everything else

kek

>canes thread has more posts than the >laffs thread
what went wrong bros?

Wrong and this get confirms that.

Kadri literally did nothing wrong.

boston and toronto fans are normies out at bars

are the leafs really going to do the unthinkable and make it out of the first round?

Someone's spamming it up with reddit posts already.

>not posting here while you're at the bar

Yikes

a zoomer-shit got HEEM'd

Of course they are. They're the best team in the league right now.

Left over pilaf and roast beef.

i didn't say vegas m8

>roast beef
W-What kind....exactly..?

For me it's Buzz Boll

the hope solo kind

my fucking sides lads

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NO

nice get

BASED

checked

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hoc wins again

GET

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

not bad

She makes a good point honestly

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Uhhhh WHO?

I want the butthole in the shot, this pic makes me sad.

Brooms and Pajeets literally can't handle the bants. When the game is over the winner will shitpost like fuck.

Hockey prospect writer Hannah Stuart. She has opinions on stuff I guess

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Sorry you're gay faggot

hannah telling it like it is
angry white numales seething

cbclivedai5-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/567235/event2/CBOT/master5.m3u8

The bruins game

which is true, if you have fighting you will have heads hitting the ice

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She looks like the type of girl who will let the whole fraternity cum on her face the btich about being called a slut

got a GREAT question for /hoc/ but i'm saving it for next thread

Ughhh sexist much?

same homie

end thread reminder to PLEASE stay hydrated

VLC network stream?

I take hockey opinions on /hoc/ more seriously than I do a woman's.

/hoc/ wins again

ah a fellow overrated shitposter

100% this

Well, obviously

fuck i'd hope so

Well that's only logical.

Even if the /hoc/ poster was a woman like Mariya

same
I have more in common with /hoc/ than I do a woman
plus, y'all do this shit for FREE

Would still trust mariya more that some random from twitter desu. Not much more but more.

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I wonder if Mariya is NHLCowgirl on twitter

No. Same with K*****s

i've never even seen mariya post about hockey. it's always just "go sharkies" or whatever.

for me, its the dallas stars

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Wow Shannon is that you? You going to your US PO box?

Mariya ain't no woman

nice
Bangs is p good

>"and the Bruins and the Canucks but also occasionally Montreal and possibly Vegas for Vegas reasons"

Dion Phaneuf used to be so good. What happened?

I thought Toronto would be louder than this, Jesus Christ these guys are quiet compared to Columbus last night

he panders to vegas fans, because they learnt everything they know about the game from him, and he has thousands of vegas fan viewers.

however, even though he chose vegas to win the series (because he's not completely retarded), i think he's mentioned that he'd rather the sharks actually win.

did Svechnikov come back?

>fan """personalities"""

kys if you watch that shit

Yes

no idea what you're talking about desu

>haven't played vidya in a week because there's so much hockey on

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He's a dumb boomer, he doesn't go that far.

hahahah sorry this doobie is hitting hard

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Guys?
What's going on?

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BASED marijuana smoker. I am fairly new to it but I have never felt better in my life honest to god

hey weedheads im smoking weed too

>he doesn't go that far.
what do you mean?

Nice

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Pandering to his Vegas viewers.

haha fuckin RETARDS, I don't smoke and neither should YOU

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The Craps have gone back to their old choking ways.

I'm doing it as a test on my dependence on coffee. I figure if I calm my brain I wont feel compelled to go the caffeine route.

for me, it's ashing my doobie into a beer cap

Isles fucking deserve to be in the final 4. Fuck Pittsburg. Almost as shitty as Philadelphia.

get to work cuck, make the new thread

>enjoying the game vs. treating it like a job
yeah i think im siding with the stoners on this one

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