How different would football be without Messi?

How different would football be without Messi?

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Argentina would have won copa and the wc

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Yeah I’m sure they would’ve won without their best player. I know you dislike him, but there’s no need to be delusional

Well they can’t win with him either.

There was a football without Messi until 2005 and was good. Better than nowadays btw

Pre 2006
Imagine lol

Yea Forums wouldn't be such a dump with 300 Messi v Ronaldo threads every single fucking day

>putting him in a twitter post with Lennon and Picasso
Way to disrespect the footy lad.

fpbp

Lennon was a fucking hack

Nah, that's zoomer shit. If it wasn't Messi/Ronaldo these fags would be doing it with something else.
Notice how a few years back the debate was still active but Yea Forums wasn't flooded with this shit. It's just now all these retards come along to Yea Forums and just shout autistically, lack creativity and repeat the same shit every day because I think they genuinely cherish (You)'s. The memes get to their heads, most of them are underage.

>john lennon

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ronaldo would be the unanimous goat. i mean he is already but messifags always go on about muh talent and muh magic and ronaldo is only good because he works hard

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At least the "is Flacco elite?" threads were funny. Maybe we just need more Americans posting

>john lennon

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Picasso was shit tho

>Picasso

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Reminder that John Lennon beat his wife, but Messi would only do it if she had 10 men

who wouldnt punch that obnoxious attentionwhore?

He didn't beat Yoko, he beat the one that didn't deserve it

Better. football before messi and penaldo was better than the garbage we have today

>because he beat his wife his music automatically sounds worse

There's plenty great music that is not the Beatles

Picasso is overrated as FUCK

Messi is .....?

>Picasso is overrated as FUCK
idk have you seen Guernica in person? overwhelming

People would be able to say Ronaldo is the GOAT and everyone wouldn’t immediately know they’re retarded

I used to rate messi until he bottled 3(THREE) finals in a row

beatles is shallow pop music

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>There's plenty great music that is not the Beatles
Yeah, but they influenced the rest

>inb4 muh Bach

the world would be a considerably better place without those 3 faggots.

Kek. Why are people ignoring the 2nd part which is the joke?

Yeah all Euroniggers do is shit up this board. They need to be gassed

Imagine being this much of a pleb.

and if I'm Gaynaldo, I'm mad too. Unfortunately the over the top hyperbole and comparisons to other GOATS is only reserved for Messi. Gaynaldo is then only ever compared to Messi. Kinda makes you think.

>Lennon
Lmao

Alpha as fuck.

>lennon
>picasso
>both hacks

does this messi is a shitter too?

legit don't know what's going on here? is she touching him first or is his arm in the way?

Messi is the GOAT but I disagree with the tweet. Take John Lennon out of music and it genuinely changes popular music forever. He was instrumental in influencing countless artists and even genres. Likewise Picasso clearly changed visual art. Messi is god tier but didn't revolutionise the game the way Lennon and Picasso revolutionised their fields.

Anyone who doesn't rate Lennon, please tell me your favourite artists. Guarantee they wouldn't even exist without his mid-60s output.

Did Lennon have a sexual relationship with his mom? What a weirdo

The only two replies are Germans, and Germans don't understand humour

>Meme musician
>Meme painter
Apt comparison

>it's a 23 yr old contrarians thread
Great

Chopin, Liszt, Bach, Rachmaninoff, John Adams, Philip Glass.

Limey, you have shite taste in music, hope this helps.

>Johannes Lennon
He was a McCartneybabby

she's brushing against him on purpose because she's horny as fuck and it's leo

he's drunk and comically reacts when he sees who it is

almost any classical composer born before him

for me it's Avril Lavigne's Sk8ter Boy

Reminder that the pope had to issue a proclomation that messi is NOT actually god.

>he was a boy
>she was a girl
>can I make it anymore obvious
What did she mean by this

>had to resort to people living before him
Thanks for proving my point lads

>imagine Yea Forums without user

Well?

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>Balague
the normie Marcotti
the virgin Glendenning

if i died tomorrow none of you would notice even though we have probably spoken more often than you have with most people in your life ;___;

Lennon is a discount Ed Sheeran

enlightened post, digits notwithstanding

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it was a different time

Lennon beat his wife lol

what does that have to do with his music - the point - ?

>Internet without twitter

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Fpbp

we wouldn't have autism shitting up the board every day

New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, One Direction, Niggaz With Attitude.

>being the guy from an Onion article

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Stereolab

Good.

Cheer up, fren. We all shitpost together, that's what's important.

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Fpbp
Cringe

George is the best Bettle

fpbp

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Kek
System babby
Beatles were influenced by nigs.
The only thing they invented is being a boy band.
Acdc

Hip hop wouldn't exist without Tomorrow Never Knows
>Acdc
Beatles invented hard rock, and heavy metal
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The Beatles are overrated as fuck.

The Velvet Underground, The Stooges and The Kinks were more important to music in the 60s

And who is she?

Let's see what Wiki lists as their genres
>Avant pop, electronic, post-rock
None of that exists without this:
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Jewish sensation Lady Gaga

>beatles invented hard rock and heavy metal
Sure, blues riffs were invented by the beatles.

Yes I imagine music without Lennon and art without Picasso. Plenty of other music and art.

Imagine using fucking Picasso as the GOAT artist example, what a pleb

Jay Chou

I don't think they were listing goats so much as those who influenced their medium.

Basado

Fred Durst

Mate Bulic, Maja Suput, Mladen Burnac, 2Pac.

Ibra would be classed as the second best player instead.

>lennon
fraud
>picasso
fraud
>messi
fraud. all 3 are absolute dogshit.

Fuck, I wish I was 10% as alpha as him

Barcelona would have been less successful, but on the whole not much different. Every generation has two or three great players that influence the next, so he won’t be special in that regard.

This is a huge insult to anyone associated with any arts

>John Lennon

Why are boomers such fucking plebs?

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>art without Picasso
Yes please.

Los Redonditos de Ricota and David Bowie are the only musicians that matter.

Lennon: Pseud who went up his own asshole as soon as he was given his artist license. Music for plebs.
>The fact that...

Picasso: Pseud who was chosen to be the face of Modern Art by the Guggenheims. The Peggy Guggenheim shooed him up his own asshole. Art for plebs.

Messi: Comparing Sports to Art is silly. Every diehard sports fan is a pleb who goes up other people's assholes.

Golam Ballbag is literally one of the worst sports journalists of all time with a big hard-on for Guardiola's bald head, terrible record of transfer stories and constantly being the journalistic equivalent of Tim Lovejoy, aka that lad who tried to copy the Alpha lads at school and faked his own confidence to Cartman levels to the point whereby he believes hisown farts and and wafts them in your face to embrace his essence of perfection
Bell-end.

i watch football without messi every weekend m8 its pretty gr8

John Lennon instead of Paul McCartney.
lolno.

Imagine being Ronaldo
>Working your ass off everyday to tap in a shit ton of goals.
>Taking care of your looks to an extreme to make money
>Try the best of you in order to be the goat

And still be second to an autistic manlet who doesn't give a shit about anything

I wonder why he didn't kill himself already

Warren Zevon and John Edmond

based

Based

Kek this. It's pretty alright even when that midget isn't playing

bázisolt

>teenage girl singing main stream music
would she want to do anything that isnt fucking?

beautiful

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looks like he is treating his wife just like john lennon treated his