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not a sport
what did i mean by this??
>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fucking gay sport
Seems like i am recalling who ahe remind me of
The girl from uni, long tim ago, havent saw her for long time. Eyes, nose, mouth the same.
You mean you're an unoriginal cunt who posts awful Yea Forums memes
I like watching you seethe desu
Monte Carlo AKA the comfiest Masters tournament
b&r
Why even bother with clay? Nadal will just sweep everything as usual.
Why doesn’t nadal play doubles?
Nadal is an incel
Then he'll take money away from doubles players that really need it like Djokovic and his brother
The game is too physical now to focus on both. No one cares about doubles anyway.
Imagine getting broken by SACKE on clay.
I would berry my dick so far inside that ass whoever could pull it would be crowned King Arthur
>State of SACKE
>edmeme
>getting dabbed on by a fucking manlet
also
>the state of homosexuals itt
Pavs' Canadian cousin?
GENIE WANTS EAT ahahahahha
Is there her youth photos? Was she chubby?
Schwartzmann is an inspiration for all of us, manlets of the world.
do monte carol posters have french flags?
Came home and mom yell at me
pavs was chubby in her youth? post pic!
>pavs was chubby in her youth
doesn't seem like it
That Monte Carlo schedule really fucking shits on wagies.
I had the same kangoo as child
and Aussies
Boris quiere ser hardcore pero su madre no lo deja
woop woop pull over that ass is too fat
also m'lady is now working with okaka's old coach
Bernie bump
post the hottest wta player
is there not a single wtf player that is actually hot? i mean one that look like a women and not like a fucking tranny
EBKS desu senpai
No, they are either tranny-tier or completely shit.
Any video from Lugano prize ceremony?
>witty.jpg
Witty? More like shitty!
Saying that, I'd probably let her pooh on me.
you degenerate
>tf
>tp
yeah I bet you would
thanks
no
anyone have replay from Lugano ceremony? i want to see/screenshot Ida!
I found Caro Garcia's wta twin. What do I get from you if I post her, Boris?
rare pavs?
post it post it please!!!!
How can I be sure you're not trying to scam me? Take the Caro twim an just disappear? You have to post at least one rare pav in advance.
Tsonga dead
>Bonga
Verdasco? More like Fiasco!
Spanish fucker isn't even trying
Mannarino only won one match on clay last year
>(You)
>French lad surrendered his serve
Shocking
Blimey, we nearly went full WTA there.
Oh shit, we did go full WTA.
Why is verdasco his own worst enemy?
>verdaschoke
What a shock
I used to think she was qt back in the day
Why are most Czech tennis players uggo but then pornstars top tier hot
Are there any examples for this? Please include visual content as well.
>why does a profession that requires you to be good looking have so many good looking women
Why cant zoomlets compete?
The level of the field on clay might be even worse than last year, Ralph is going to sweep everything without losing a set.
Old Man Fed wins RG this year
my experience with betting has been unfruitful so far, lads. if Pella wins this, I'll finally be able to break even
>why does a profession that requires you to be good looking
and which professio would this be?
fencing
>inb4 italian meningitis girl
>Shitlic
here is she
earlier than aug 2010
i had to google her, despite knowing that fencing have qts(saw oly and some on tv)
are you a fencing fan?
>50 UEs in a clay BO3 match
The name is Julie Gervais. Looks like Caro straight out of the nuthouse.
yeah, qt
how did you find her?
born 22.7.1991
wow i thought she is like 1999 or 2002 from that photo
based
just on accident
>joe kovic
>career earnings $25,315
listening to this and dreaming of me + caro school time
Fall is here, hear the yell
Back to school, ring the bell
Brand new shoes, walking blues
Climb the fence, books and pens
I can tell that we are going to be friends
I can tell that we are going to be friends
Jolly Gee! Her total career earnings are equivalent to those of Sabine Lisicki since the Wimbly final in 2014. explains the haircut
user do you know real stories where couples knew each other since lets say age of 8 or 10 or 11 and have been in relationship since age of 16 or 19? like they were kid-friends at age of 10, with slight secret romantic feelings the other half did not know about, but then started dating and then lived 1000 years together in love?
>kakanov
how the fuck can a mere two men spill so much spaghetti
russia can you please just stop now that there's actually tennis on
>tee hee, i'm so wacky
just a little question: do you know that Petkovic is partly Bosnian?
are women in Bosnia looking like her?
wish i had a eurosport to have a little of ATP overview
>actually holding serve
This match is proof that clay tennis isn’t real tennis.
>tournament without women playing
>caring
glazeposter pls go
I remember doxxing your Twitter a few years ago because you said on here that [redacted] liked one of your tweets
just thought you should know
I don't think there's many women anywhere who look like Andrea.
well give us a follow then, you should know I'm hard up
1.5 Russians in ATP top-10
>I don't think there's many women anywhere who look like Andrea.
why?
she looks kinda like Spanovic so i suppose thats a pehnotype... dinarid? alpinid?
so i tuned up Eurosprot 1 and 2 - no ATP there! where is it? they show golf replay
it was two or three years ago. idk your username anymore plus I didn't wanna doxx myself by following (You)
our guy Djokovic
Stan just dished a bagel.
Jesus chrisy sexynnatoo what happened to you. Are you fixing matches again you motherfucker?
not so fast
>cuckwrinka
incredibly based and barbossapilled
Why dont eurosport show monte carlo??????????? Cycling replays...
Wawrinka Ceccinato 6-0? I thought Ceck1 was good at clay
Is clay season the closest men’s tennis is from becoming women’s tennis?
goddammit stan. what a choke artist.
clay is the hardest to hold serves on so in a way, yeah
what a monumental collapse. he was serving for the match at one point
>Stan
Every year I am getting more sure of my Vekic succubus theory.
>Cuckrinka
wtf happened
I think they broke up. They aren't following each other on social media anymore
t. social media analyst
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the fact that you know this is sad
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrenko
just checked. Stan's still following Donna on Instagram
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Good post. I loved her.
He's so shit this year. I can never take him seriously again after that loss to a visibly injured Nadal.
How do you fancy Grandpa’s chances at Madrid?
Se's been barely dominant on fast courts.
Probably QF exit or smn.
Why do people like Carol Garcia?
>I can never take him seriously again after that loss to a visibly injured Nadal.
USO 2018? Did u took him before that? He won masters only after uso 2018
>karen lost in R1 in 6 out of 8 tournaments he took in 2019 so far
No, the one this year. Nadal won and then withdrew against Federer.
What russian sites(blogs) for tennis do you follow
What's your fav part of tennis women's?
fit fat cuties
QTINHO
They don't
Post your fav pics of Caroline's arms!
They do, lots of.
get a life
Mugu~
based Germanon
putaball
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They’re banging right??
>All those fucking emojis
What a massive shit stabber
>17 year old
Wasn’t he making fun of Stan for doing this?
What's your Twitter? Add mr
Never have had the chance to go watch tennis live, I now live 40min away from Monaco
how difficult is it to get tickets for Friday at this point?
>Tp
>Tf
Check their website
post players being dicks wta and atp
Also this
ehh that just a joke
this is great
ehh just nick being a drama queen
i mean players mistreating ball kids or umpires or fans
>would flog Djokovic
>gets btfoed by fucking Kerber instead
yeah this one hurts. Leisel Jones is a 10/10 cutie with a 12/10 body but this is utter crap she mumbles there. As a top-athlete she has to know that even she could compete with the best men in her own discipline.
Female swimmers make good chad factories
but you surely follow tennis and know the happenings, aint it? did you watch tennis in 00s?
wtf is that?
>I now live 40min away from Monaco
are you french?
whats the point of tattoo on a feet?
Jesus, Boris, did you even read it?
>motivation phrase
>pro athlete
>starting competition in pic related postition
It's really not that hard to do the math here.
Could ve done on shoulder
how are you supposed to read it on your shoulder?
so she is supposed to read it from her feet before the start? really strange
very likely. or are about to
>Kyrgios lacking self-awareness
what's new
jojje? why are you in Monaco
Kyrgios is such a bitch
>really strange
which one do you find more comvincing?
cant she just keep that in her head and repeat/vizualize before the start? its only a 4 words
being able to remember and repeat makes any tattoo pointless no matter of placing. this is still not an argument why you sperg out because a tattoo is placed on an feet.
I was searching something in my old files and I found old photos of Ana Ivanovic I completely forgot ; I took them in Rolland-Garros 2012. I thought it might interest you guys.
1/3
2/3
BRAP/3
Kerber liked /mona.haake/ pic 16 min ago
This pic was posted between 24 hours 20 min and 24 hours and 30 min ago
i calculated it beacuse it dissapeared fast
excuse me, do you live in Paris? Do you have the same fan pics of Caro or Rapha?
I live near Paris but it was the only time I went to see a tennis event. I somehow got free tickets back then.
I love Caro too...
>I love Caro too...
#HighFive
#Respect
>Nishipoori
more of a pani puri man myself
its harder to win a IW+Miami double or Monte-Carlo+Madrid+Rome triple than GS, right? There you play day by day, on GS you have a days off
you have days off for IW and Miami as well
Confirmed poobai
Simon dun dedded
Boris don't you have work or school?
lol i saw caro stories just 45 sec after the posting!
felt like i am a her bf and she sends me it :3
will Marco Cecchinato save us
mladenovic's coach is sasha bajin now
He is a literal kremlin shill
almost nothing now
or even 35 sec, dont remember
is it true you can sent private pics i instagram to DM and they gt deleted after they've been viewed first(single) time?
i hope caro sends nothing to anyone ;_;
few days ago it was, no news were posted in /tennis/
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
...
so tsitsipas vs medvedev gonna be fed vs rafa of nextgen?
monte carlo listed as medvedev's residence in bio profile
atptour.com
Tsitsipas have a million more prize money than Medvedev, despite having 2 years less on tour , less wins and less titles. Interesting
I wonder ir Medvevev still wants to fight Shitipas
felix is 190? looks 182
why nextgen is solidly 190+ except shapovalov and chung? will tennis become a volleyball?
what's a "poobai"
>auger aliASSime
>fedelel would play clay, they said
The future is guys like zverev and Kachanov for sure
FAA looks way too slim but he's still a kid so who knows
Boomerer BTFO
Djokovic is the king baby
Tennis is dead
>someone saved my picture
Awwwwwwwwwww
Shame tho, London needs a tourney
Perfect picture!
Meh, I imagine Fred will already be retired by 2021.
Right?
you have Wimbledon
you have two
For me, it's either Justine Henin or Martina Hingis, the most skilled WTA players ever.
>Nadal vs fellow countryman on clay
All such matches should be counted as a w/o to save time.
I just want to do coke until 5am with Hingis once before I die
Based GOAT
Fraud BTFO
why do people even bother against nadal on clay
if people never bothered against nadal on clay federer wouldn't have a roland garros title
>no soderling to save us
remember when Goffin was good
I don't always bet on Goofy's matches but whenever I do, I lose fuckloads of money.
Does he still have eye aids?
>he didn't have Goffin winning in 3
wasn't that a long time ago now?
bet365 is so much quicker than Flashscore
thanks for the update. what did she mean by this?
my groin is sore. i hope i don't have something
Rotterdam last year
>leave shanghai masters for paris
>have to go all the way back to tokyo or singapore for finals
This sounds horrible unless Turin gets it desu
>NWL
>putaball
Has a spanish player ever beaten Nadal?
Ferrer. That was the the same tournament Stan won his only masters title lmaoo
>whomst'd've is Carlos Moya
what are you doing m9
i'm very mysterious for myself to know the answer
based
Bex bump
Just hand over the trophy to Nadal already
I love how LatAm ESPN low-key mocks MC in their promos, making fun of it being NWL.
>even FAA moved to monaco
Fuck it really is the local tournament
I can't watch WTA if masha is not playing, help me out lads
whore
boris how good is memerev russian ?
youtu.be
Who will save us from NWL
almost native, ooorrrrrr even native
idk
too lazy to pay attnetion, seems like he is 'burring'(i had to google)
maybe it happenes cuz he speaks german since youth, and to speak german you need to burr a bit
When will we get a Yea Forums AMA?
>can you imagine the autism
did anyone ask him about fucking his sister?
I like to imagine Boris is Rublev
FedGOAT will triple bagel Nadull in RG final
Anyone know/saw what Cornet/Mladenovic/Lim/Palmentier posted in their IG account(stories probably) regarding happenings in Paris?
I mean Caro posted nothing, idk why. Maybe she is based and doesnt care to virtue signalling, maybe she doesnt care and hate paris officials for migrants, for etc etc - if so, what feature does she see for herself? In which country and with whom?
>shittypas
bullshit russian redemption arc starts now
medevedevs and tsitsipas's topping is about 40-50?
is there an error? or is it per/sec?
what is the water medvedev drinking? bottle is of strange shape(alcohol shape) and it looks like white schwepps
where to see after-game stats of ATP? like diistance run, spin, etc
atp website
caro subscribed to /HaloTopCreamery/ 15 hours ago
what for
jinx'd hard
halotop is disgusting
>we will never have a kyrGOAT AMA on /tennis/
Alize Lim would be forever the Queen of Fourchan if she did a Q&A on /tennis/.
send her DM
disguise as a sport reporter
Medvedev tittypiss rivalry is kino, hope the ruski cucks him again
which one?
who /bullshitrussian/?
He’s gonna fucking do it
Based bullshit Russian nourishing our sensations
a fucking double fault lmao
DF on match point lmao
Absolute state
wtf medvedev speaks french? pavs too iirc
who of ours speaks spanish? just wondering
cute sad cat
Man you better shut your phuck up. OK. Hey Stefanos you want to look at me and talk. You have some rollies and go to emergency toilet, for five minutes, and then you say and then you hit let and you don't say sorry and you think you're a good kid. Look at me. Heh look at me huh. You don't look at me. He started it. He started it. He started it. Yeah he started it. He said bullsheet Russian. You think this is normal? I answered him because he doesn't know how to fight. He's a small kid who doesn't know how to fight. If he doesn't say anything I have no problem with him. But if he says something with me and wants to fight he needs to do it. He doesn't look at me after that. .... He wants to fight I'm OK, but I don't want to fight. But here? What did I do? Did I do anything wrong really? OK? Did I do anything bad in the match? Something? I know I can be a very bad guy sometimes. I know it. Yeah, but here what did I do? And the guy is saying something oh my god. He wants to fight OK.
his coach is French and he used to train in France iirc
Lel
why dont you sleep at the middle of the night?
also anyone from new england
Based and bullshitpilled
>shitz
Nolan just bageled Fritz
thanks boris
bravo nolan
both clay guys struggling. Nadal got broken back and Thiem is down a break
>Thmeme
spam spinny forehand into backhand man winning everything, and a good 75% of their players playing bad tennis because its a meme surface and they all play like 10 matches a year on the surface max
its clay!
youtu.be
mmm mmm mm
is it on uk tv??
>thiememe
I still can’t believe Fedr lost IW to this.
>Shittypas
>Thmeme
It's on Amazon Prime, innit
>wawrinka is fa-
it’s everywhere on the internet
-r from having a shot at being good again
Will zverev follow suit and crash out?
>memerev
Well, obviously, but he was asking if it's on UK tv. Which it isn't, because it's on Amazon Prime.
>Shittypas
>Thmeme
>Memerev
The future's shite
Does the pope shit in the woods?
hehe
are those bettors who cry on instagram?
>shitrev
>meme
>this is your nextgen vanguard
Is this penko on the left?
>Rublev
>Medvedev
>Garcia
>Nadal
>Kerber
i'm okay with that
also
>Khachanov
now he is losing 6/8 R1s but he can do good
He's been kinda off since he beat Djoker at Bercy
He's the next Sock
your mum's been kinda off since I beat that pussy last night
>memes truely write themselves
Now that Vekic is out of the picture who will his next victim be? My bet is on Kostyuk
fat its a state of mind
>dubai
Aryna Warrior Princess is not for lewd
98% of the tour lives in either Dubai, Florida, Monaco or Switzerland
Bump
I want to sex cirstea and hAlEp
Something worth watching at last. Also, Penko v Jules tomorrow.
fuck you.
Absolutely based
For me it’s bex
Please talk about real tennis aka ATP
The only thing about WTA is players ass and this generation of players' ass is shit, Sharapova is still miles ahead, it's basically the ATP but about beautifulness rather than tennis skills
we bullshit russian itt
>GayTP
kys faggot
Bullshit Russian best Russian
At least rafa and nole are both fit this year
what's the biggest difference in Medvedev? I know he gets gassed a lot less now so he's definitely worked on endurance but what else? his rise is pretty impressive
Why is Djokovic so bad this year?
Djokovic? More like djokobitch, haha amirite fellas?
>djokoshit
>sports journalism
Based Medvedev
>Djokbitch
Mostly confidence, had a really good year last year
>fognini
>It's a Nadal gets easy opponents to win the tournament even on motherfucking clay episode
Federer is finished, bud. Only Djoker and Nadal winning GS for the next 3 years minimum. Find someone else to worship
>watching dirt
shiggy diggy
Only lack of stamina can stop him from winning at least one last wimbly.
>chimpout
>It's okay when Djokovic does it
>he didn't have Djoko winning in 3
what are you doing with your lives
He is beating Nadull at RG la
Nothing, everything closed today
the Lord died for our sins today. have some fkin' respect
Quints for Federer winning Roland-Garros against Nadal
Doubles for Caro winning RG ;3
do you like her btw? is she big in France/Lyon?
She is big
u u u u
D J O K O
J
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K
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>tfw will never be filthy rich and go to this tournament with a whore of a wife
*ahem*
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>djokoshit
lmao
>Chokeabitch
>Top 3 is old and washed up
>Still wins everything
>NWL reloaded
Either djokobot plays like an avg tennis player on purpose, or this is the 2017 drop off all over again
Fedal French open final, calling it now. Nadal will win in 4.
russia a tennis superpower by 2020-2030
post tribunes screenshots
If Fred’s any smart, he’ll lose in QF and start working on his grass game.
like how much? a 3rd after footie players and fourcade? After or before cyclists?
do people follow/recognize/cheer for her?
is her private life discussed?
(was mauresmo's private life discuessed? SAnchez's? SAbatini's?)
Pella gogo
are you from Lyon? I think tennis is popular only in south/south-east france + paris
am i wrong?
>Penko
This, he’s only playing to keep sharp
>Lead 5-3
>Lose next 4 games
kek
Tennis is popular pretty much everywhere
even in north and normandie? i thought its wet and dark there, like in iceland/faroe
ITS OVER NADULL IS FINISHED
>3 breaks in a row
WTA tier
>another break
WTA tier
lmao
maybe Pella knows something about Rafa we don't and all those terrible volleys from him yesterday were just tactical preparation for today's match
>nadull
wtf is roidal doing
Maybe that’s why Ralph wins so much in clay: everyone plays WTA tennis while he’s the only one playing ATP.
Pella looks shockingly like this kid from this Argentine TV show they used to show here, but I can't remember what it was called and it's killing me ugh
Latvia? More like fatvia!
the bright red color of clay combined with nadal's rhythmic grunts always makes me sleepy.
Rebelde Way? Patito Feo?
Look up "directed by Cris Morena" for a list of Argentine shows that got exported to slavlands
>Double break
lmao.
>Nadull
Reminder Nadal is gonna call injury, bathroom break or is gonna fucking rain
>2019
>losing to Petkovic
Just when you think she's hit rock bottom, she finds some additional ground below.
Surely it can't be NWL the final chapter
Every day I become more and more convinced that I imagined her winning RG.
>those clouds
I am getting nervous bro, not looking good
It's rainy but there are indoor courts too
Normandy is more cycling but tennis is the 3rd sport
maybe his medical team fucked up the (((confidence))) dose this year
>Petkovic
Regardless of what happens soonish in this match, Rafa will win like the last 9 games of it in a row.
>Rebelde Way
That's it! Although googling it a bit, I guess he doesn't look THAT much like him.
Pls don't choke Pella.
hehe joos :D
>asking argies not to choke
heh, choking is our specialty
Its over for Pella. He cant hold for shit. My bro sexynatto died for this
I unironically think that CSN is a cutie.
His confidence just kicked in.
>That finish
CLASSIC PENKO
I bet you fuck pigs, you freak
Isn't that a mostly British pastime?
B T F O
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That would be haram m8
RIP double break
How Guido Pella was up 4-1. He cant serve for shit lmao
N A D A L
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A
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Nadal was spraying UEs all over the place.
G O A T
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Will he really win his 12th Roland Garros this year?
This is a travesty!!!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
N W L
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ummmm pella , what the actual fuck?
he'll win RG for the rest of his life and will have to be assassinated because of his unparalleled dominance
How Nadal is so good ay Clay
Hol up now, playa
Let me guess, he saves all three BPs and wins on first advantage.
Guess again
AHAHAHA
Nope, but Pella choke incoming.
he's finished, losing a set against this literal who
who is your moms fav tennisistka?
I dont remember the last time Nadal was broke three times on clay in a single set. Pella is not playing great is just Roidal unforced errors. Anyway i bet rain is gonna save him again
Nadal's mom>sister>girlfriend
My mom thought Ivanisevic was handsome
post first two
what do you mean?
>Nadal
My mom doesn't watch sports, my father is a Boris Becker fag
FUCK THIS NET CORD.
AND FUCK YOU PELLA.
Nadal to choke the tie break
>6-6
>2 holds each
Pella more like pechofrio lmaoo
7-6 (2), 6-2
You heard it here first.
double tee gay
We WTA now bois
>Grassgoys thought he would choke on Clay
Ahahahahaha
the heimlich open
Reminder this didnt happen with Kyrgoat
ogre
Well, it was fun while it lasted
>breaks Nadal 4 times
>still loses the set
bravo pella, bravo.
N A D A L
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>7-1
>being this wrong
>NWL
Wow that point
Pella finna get bagelled next set
hi wta, just wondering if you have room for one more player?
>thinking it would slip
Would Nadal lose a set in a whole year if he played in the wta?
See
>Diana Marcinkevica
Literally never heard of her desu
Of course he wouldn't, don't be silly
he could lose a set vs Serena Williams I think !!!
YASSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYYY!!!!
Is rafa boutta get dabbed on
Karsten Braasch would beg to disagree.
>2019
>not identifying as female to win 30 more slams
He genuinely wouldn't lose a game let alone a whole fucking set dude
Pella is kinda handsome no homo
More pleasant face than Fognini imo
>come home
>prepare for maximum ebarrassment
>check score
>the absolute state of Latvian piglets
wrong IMO
Expected Jules to win seeing as I've never heard of her opponent and google says she's 26. And, well, Penko gonna Penko.
>oink oink
Yes. Lose set due to retirement.
>slut bitch
samy691111 confirmed for russian troll
Wonder how much samy69111 lost on her
Oink oink
>that last game
5 serve faults in a row
>it's another fixnini episode
come on, Fogman
fuck
Nice beefers. Who dis?
>he doesn't recognize görges
I thought this match would be over by now god damnit coric
Sorry, don't know anything about tennis.
>not rooting for panini
sacre bleu
is it a recent photo? this outfit suits her good
she need supportif cosy bf to bring a confidence in her mind
Fixnini walks like a pregnant woman
fognini tilted
Coric? More like Chokeric
Fixing, choking, wta? All? None?
You think Federer is pissed because he never won Monte Carlo? It's one of the tournaments that fit hi's made up bullshit rich guy image the most.
>It's one of the tournaments that fit hi's made up bullshit rich guy image the most.
never thought about it like that but I can see that. it's does go along with his le classy image really well. he got cucked each time by Rafa. and the one time Rafa was BTFO, he got cucked by Cuckrinka
>made up bullshit rich guy image
Because he did ads for watches with Tiger?
Monte Carlo is irrelevant either way.
It's more disappointing he never won Rome desu
>i rate caly
Then stop watching and leave this place. All you do Is enable Boris to post more shit.
He really let the 2006 title get away. Match was on his racket.
How so? Didn't know Boris was such an die-hard dirt lover.
Boris loves Nadal though
t. boris expert
>this dude is supposed to save us from NWL
I know a couple that met at 14 and are still together, married with kids at 34. Close enough?
Osaka will not win another major with Nike
Why the fuck would you join Serena’s brand after what she’s done
make new bread
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