/hoc/

>counting

Shall Not

>seething

What about games vs laffs?

VGN
G
N

This is the thread

>t. Rajesh from Etobicoke on a proxy

Shhhh rage inhibits logic

>rags

Why hasn't the Sharks given up on Jones yet?

Also a reminder that the picture on the Wikipedia page for Nassau is literally a half full building

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literally?

its not /hoc/ if there isn't multiple thread everytime

>muh attendance
pongs fans are BOILING right now

Yes not metaphorically

been a minute since some thread wars

oh NONONONONO

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imagine going into the ploffs with a sub .900 starting tendie rofl

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Will Tampa """"""""""fans""""""""""" even bother showing up to game 4?

Friendly reminder it was 3-0

why would they show up to a game in columbus

>Winnepeg

fug

HOWLING
O
W
L
I
N
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Of course, you can’t leave after the second period if you don’t show up

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Little did Tampa Gay fans realize that when Nick Foligno scored what seemed to be an inconsequential goal in game 1 that they would be getting swept

only GOOD games tomorrow

when are Tampa and Carolina moving to Saskatoon and Regina?

>go get beer
>still asked for ID
fug

fleury is fuckign based

They said it couldn't be done. But in order to win a stanley cup though, you have to put it all on the line

GAME FUCKING OVER!!!!!

Knights are going to the CUP AGAIN!!!

i got asked the other day too, im damn near 26 and my beard is a foot long what the fuck lads

>the vegas suburb of san jose

i'm 27. i'm not even short, i'm 6'0 and i lift. i just have a really young looking face for whatever reason

ABSOLUTE SEETHE

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A lot of places mandate that anybody who looks under the age of 30 is asked for ID, even if they’re clearly over the age of majority

wow wtf jumbo goon

>i'm not even short
>i'm 6'0

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i can't wait for us to get booze in grocery stores like the rest of the civilized world

yeah they send some people undercover to catch you too if you don't ask. same with cigarettes.

In Ontario they say if you look under 25 you get id'd no matter what.

I get id'd EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT EXCEPTION and I'm 28.

Sucks, dude

you can get beer in grocery stores, at least in ontario

Thornton is such a fucking cunt, a choker and a dirty player. And no, not a Vegass fan, hope Calgary or Colorado HEEM's the winner of this series

what about liquor

They still id you in the grocery store you retard.

>why didn't more people line a road in the middle of the night where all you can do is wave briefly at some cars as they drive past for a second
Do you guys just invent shit to get mad at?

hey leafs, win your series. This shit has to happen in the playoffs

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not sure. i think ive seen wine, maybe not liquor

not watching the game. waht did thornton do

Pacific is the best division. Every team hates one another. There's always a chimpout from the losing AND winning team.

I worked at a grocery store and we were actually told to for anyone that looked under 40

No, you can only get liquor at the LCBO.

Beer/wine/etc can all be had at grocery stores/convenience stores now. Finally.

why not?

that would be a good series

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Well Columbus, you're past the point of no return now. You either win this thing, or get added to the most embarrassing list in pro sports.

t. butthurt

>blots
>pongs
>shorks/noights murdering each other
>broons/laffs murdering each other
>gr8 memes
>classic bantz
okay........pretty based ploffs so far

headshot on a defenseman
probably will get a hearing for it

because i went to get beer now i'm chilling on /hoc/. maybe in a bit

what did thornton do?

this is /hoc/ of course we do

Except that won’t happen because grocery stores won’t be allowed to sell booze if they’re within like 300 metres or something of a liquor store and good luck finding a grocery store without a liquor store right next to it

Aren't they already in the list?

the dman was reaching for the puck and he shouldered his head

i got this beer from stanley park brewery that had a piney aftertaste. surprisingly good

No they're not. the sharks never finish hits. The Knights are smashing them into the boards.

Pretty much did the definition of the head shot

not that big of a deal anyway aside from maybe closing hours

read the thread nigger you can absolutely buy beer/wine at grocery stores regardless of their proximity to a beer store

Checked somebody in the face

this

twitter.com/cjzer0/status/1117635329815711744

While Tyrone fucked your wife?

lol holy shit that is dirty as fuck. did he get tossed?

How the fuck did he not get a game misconduct?

Nope, 2 minute minor.

just 2 minutes somehow. who knows how.

thats a clean hit (if you are dale hunter)

>if they want to change the flow of the game it starts with the guys on the ice
well no shit

Old timers get a pass, can't imagine Gary is too happy with his team getting injured tho

>i can't believe my co-host is this fat fuck

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both of these dudes look repulsive

they look like the average las vegas resident

why is it called the show me state?

why the fuck does anyone choose to live in vegas

like building a house in an amusement park

who wants that?

what is it about fat people that gives them that fat people voice?

"Show me the way out of this shithole" haha alright alright folks, hope youre having a good night, ill be here all week!

The Tampa Bay ___________

No idea. Its like raising your children in an outhouse.

what's going on on the scoreboard? is there a half pipe there?

we need one with the pengs

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Laughing SO HARD with Ted from Akron

SWEET CAROLINE

that's where the secret tape is m8

imo game 4 is a must win for the bolts

Bold statement

Houses are cheap. There's lots of entertainment options. Easy pussy from tourists and whores, and tons of bored 18-20 year olds that can't buy alcohol so they'll suck your dick for it.

Anybody else wish they could go to their teams games but they live halfway across the country

Most Americans are trash

I was going to say it's a fine place and I hadn't even factored in the whores

A good city if you're a night person a bad one if you're a day person

>this is what lanklets actually believe
have sex

kek so much seethe in the gamethread

Reddit tier comment

Especially your mom

>sucking a dick for alcohol
what a ridiculous story to lie about

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What did they mean by this?

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I agree, not really much community there, at least compared to us /Teds/

>5horks

Jones is getting better, took almost 40s into the period to give up a goal this time

>stone has 5 goals
imagine being a snes fan right now

>using trash as an adjective
Sunbelt faggot

would this have happened to the bolts with any other opponent or just a miraculous brand of BJs memery?

Exhibit A

A goal in the first minute of each period. Holy shit Sharks.

Can someone make me a meme of abandoning the sharks for CBJ bandwagon?

i'd rather not desu

burns is really just a 4th forward. he can't play d for shit

Wasn't able to watch last night's game because of work, how did it go? I know >we lost but please tell me we aren't going to Tampa Bay this first round.

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>put karlsson on the ice
>get scored on
why do >shorks not see the pattern yet?

where is karlsson going to go lads

No I’m 15 minutes from the arena and the train spits me out right in front

USA BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

have you been working for the last two weeks straight?

karlshit too. some team is gonna get cucked badly by him this offseason.

WTF is wrong with the Sharks defense?

Stamkos the friendly ghost? Braden Pointless? Nikita Kucherout? Victor Backtobedman? And the new Andrei Trashilevski folks.

Ate some pasta today lads. My Tampa Bay is going to be really smelly later.

which one

there's currently 3 playing in this game

fuck off kippers

falseflagging faggot

>we aren't going to Tampa Bay this first round.
You would need to not be a WC for that to happen

The minus column

Does anyone (CANADIAN PEOPLE) have the wojak meme where its a flames fan pretending to be a sharks fan pretending to be a Nashville redditors fan pretending to be a ducks fan?

Please lads...
Its NEEDED.

the one that's a forward ""playing"" """defense"""

the swedish one hehe

Carolina probably would have gotten btfo

Columbus literally spent the entirety of game 2 just being as annoying as possible and blocking shots, truly a master class in memery

at least karlsson has an excuse

>Canadians
>People

It'll probably be the Ducks.

RE
SPECT
WALK

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>blots
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>mcnabb

Oh sit, do we have a game?

UH OH

OH NO NO VEGASS CHOKING

are the sharks unshorking

>KNIGGS

>Parameters entered

>Search results: 3

the lgbtning took all their shorking energy

>turn off game
>see these posts
Wait what's happening?!

So everybody's bracket is destroyed isnt it?

oh definitely

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the one born in the 90s

This one?

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>TB in 4

I wonder how badly this fucked everyone's bracket in general

Though at the same time you had fucking shittsburgh getting past round 1 in general so you were always screwed.

If the Teds sweep the Blots anybody who bet on that is definitely in big money now.

isles will be exposed at some point im sure of it

kek

Thank you, lad. Will need later.

You don’t expose their style of play, you can merely keep their scoring down so you can win with 2-3 goals

>i couldve bet on some memery and gotten big bucks
Fuck

You learned nothing from 2016

It was a noun in that instance retard

Why the fuck is Thorton still playing

Fuck. Karlsson is younger than me. Wtf

Tampa Bay is just too good right now

Hourly reminder

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As soon as bettman dies

>but please tell me we aren't going to Tampa Bay this first round.
>going to Tampa Bay this
Like, as a verb? No, I don't think so.
Game 1 was a 1-goal game before the empty-netter. Game 2 went to overtime.
It's obviously not good to be in a two-game hole, but both of the games so far were close and >we haven't even played at home yet. This is still winnable. Honestly, if >we can stop just giving away free goals in the 1st period, >we'll be fine.

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Rank the series in terms of hatred and physicality from most to least

>1 Sharks/Vegas
>2 Boston/Toronto
>3 Lightning/Columbus
>4 Penguins/Islanders
>5 Avs/Flames
>6 Jets/Blues
>7 Preds/Stars
>8 Caps/Hurricanes

STONE
STASNY
PATCHES

DOMINATION

check em

hat trick stone

their offence has been shit all year and they are currently dabbing on a shit pongs team. think they caps will do them in five desu.

>Jones

The absolute unit

holy fuck I love this team

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>be jones
>facing down a breakaway
>jump out of the way of the net

>shorts

>62-20

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hlw dr fren

*honk honk*

Just passing through :o)

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one more time were gonna celebrate
oh yeah
all right
dont stop the dancing

best of luck on your journey fren

kino song

>turn on the Vegas feed
>"... the Sharks allowed the most goals of any team that made the playoffs."

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The BJs have been doing this shit in the last couple postseasons, and then the magic runs out and they lose the series, but I really don't see them getting reverse swept this year because the Bolts are soft as fuck.

forget dell, shorks should try putting their ahl guy in

>"Thank you, Green Valley Grocery!"

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BLACK GUY FIGHT

>baby shark starts playing
lmfao why are vegas such bullies

>vegas DJ playing baby shark
TOP bants

Discovery is an hour straight of kino

easily the best series

Patrik Laine desu

How many hours of fortnite did he play today?

game 4 is gonna be great, tampa is a soft team but i dont think they're gonna just bend over

why are 13% of the players responsible for 50% of the penalty minutes in this league

HUFF HUFF HUFF

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Oh I'm sure Coop will get them ready to play but if they give up the 1st goal its probably over.

Mark Stone has more playoff goals than the Lightning

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Institutional refism

IM GONNA SAY IT

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Reddit wins tonight.

youtube.com/watch?v=b9yoaqAVH8M

>BLOTS

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It has to do with their contracts, it's an economic issue.

Black players are by and large paid a DRAMATICALLY smaller salary than their white counterparts thanks to institutional racism

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE ADVERTISERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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t. reddit

That actually is pretty funny.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Who wants to make a kickstarter fund to have Martin Jones assassinated

tampa and the shorks are way redditier

NIGGERS

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S-so the >shorks are playing 4D chess, r-right?

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You know what’s reddit tier? Talking about reddit

Those teams are certainly reddit but there isn’t a team in the league redditier than Vegas

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAMPA WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN IT ALL

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what do you think slick

SHANNON NEED MY NUMBERS!!!!

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW I'M SHAKING!

If he is a man of honor he’ll take care of it himself

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YOU CANT STOP ME THIS IS A SOCIETY IM OUTTA HERE

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i miss playoff hockey

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What's icing? It's only my second year watching hockey. Hope to learn from you lads! :D

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For me it's knights in 6 with a series winning 2OT goal in Vegas

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Mark stone also has more goals than the penguins

that stuff bakers use to decorate cakes

Join the Isles bandwagon, fren

I was told that this year's Lightning squad was the best team in history what gives?

Reminder that the Ted's are this year's official /hoc/ team.

Ted 55 signing out, good night

i've watched every game so far, does that count?

Look at >the standings

They got em right where they want em.
3-0 most dangerous lead baby.

That's frosting you fucking retard

Based and tedpilled

I just want to put out there, I've always liked the Teds and always believed in them this season in their struggle to get into playoff position.

What crap team are you a fan of?

>pongs
>rags
>laffs

islels home games are pretty based

Is Laine, dare I say it, elite?

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>ummm... geee he’s a thot patroller kinda problematic don’t ya think?

Fucking faggot

based absolutely boiling falseflag reddit employee

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Yes! Welcome aboard; thank Edmonton for Eberle next time you’re there. The meme potential of laffs isles ECF is too much to bear, I can’t tgink about it.

No. Bandwagon isn’t open until the isles win this series

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Real talk, I don't understand how people can be 4+ seasons into following hockey and still not understand the basic rules.
I picked up on all the rules after watching like 5 games when I was 10.

OMG! WHAT A (K)NIGHT! I WATCHED THE GAME AT HOME! MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER COWORKER WENT TO THE GAME! HE GOT A SIGNED STICK!

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He's playoffs elite

Hey Tampon fans, I got a joke for you.

Knock knock!
>who's there?

Owen
>Owen who?
Owen 3

Ok lads. Are the Vegas Golden Knights of Las Vegas, Nevada, dare I fucking say it, back?

ngl, i never enjoyed the seething meme, but i lol at boiling every time

from my experience icing is the only rule casuals don't really understand

Still havent eaten that crapbucket have you?

shorks absolutely seething right now

goalie interference still gets me from time to time

Pongs gonna get swept on Tuesday

finnish pro scout doesnt need to

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=U4zA0xnBEJU

>62-24
Fixed

Even their commenters are trash talking them

R A R E
A
R
E

*moves to another empty building*

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AWESOME! I HAD TO WATCH THE NEW GOT EP 5 TIMES AND I JUST MADE IT FOR THE END OF THE GAME!

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Thinking more
youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

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N E W
E
W

Playoff tourist?

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i love that hedican calls them out. drew did the same thing before he got canned

aland is just binlan on a proxxy like all other meme flags

shorks are never gonna win it are they bros

Even Bakes is talking shit. As they should 2bqhwy

0-3

Stay mad, Pittsburgh

they sold their soul to the devil. shorks will never have to rebuild and superstars will easily be traded/signed to the team, but the catch is they'll always shork

they’ll win the draft lottery in 2021 after the lockout

Legit would have had a shot this season if it wasn't for Martin "Pulled in Second Period" Jones

brent "4th forward" burns

bit like buffalo

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It still gets the refs too from time to time

based bakes

i have a puck signed by aaron ward

Anyone have a bracket that's not already blown as far as series lengths? I picked pens to advance in six.

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Lads, when will >we win the Stan Lee?

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When Jones is in the ground

2035

2019 but in another timeline

I didn't make a bracket but yeah I never imagined Islanders would crush the Pengs. For round 1 I would have guessed

Flames
Knights
Predators
Blues
Lighting
Bruins
Caps
Penguins

Imagine being from Pittsburgh? I'd probably kms if I was a resident there.

Absolutely no culture. Hell look at the three sports teams names if you need proof. One is named after sea niggers, one is named after a dead industry and one is named after a bird not native to the area.

Teds were hiding their power level till the end of the season

What a great team with a genius GM

>niggers punching each other is fun
Yikes, this is kind of problematic.

IT WAS TAMPA’S TURN

*poops pants*

SHANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOON WHERE ARE MY NUMBERS!!!!!

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pretty much what I picked. Fucked now.

S E E T H I N G

i'm still looking good if the jets continue turning it around, the tampa series is a wash since everyone will have it wrong

Mighty Ducks 2 Joke where?

>everyone will have it wrong
Jokes on you shitlips, my bracket had the Teds sweeping Tampa for the memes because I knew the rest of it would get fucked anyways

I'd feel bad for them if they didn't have one of the most cancerous fanbases in the country.

At least the pens have Andrew WK as a positive?

we all know tampon gay has a chance of reverse sweeping simply because it's the >teds

>mfw I tried to rationalize how penguins were sea n******

who /wanggang/ here

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>Andrew WK
but he sucks

Don't worry shorkbro, you've still got at least 2 more games to watch

>cancerous fanbases in the country
>so obsessed with the rags that they still yell 1940 and chant about them against other teams
potvin sucks, btw.

I thought the Blue Jackets would pull off the upset, but I didn't see them getting anything near a sweep.

I loved the energy my city gives the team with the T E D chant during play. Simply electric

>trash teams like the lightning and penguins go to the playoffs to be cannon fodder
>solid teams like the wild don’t make it all

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Why do the lightning suck all of a sudden

Which fan base has it the worst?

Columbus until now. Otherwise, Buffalo.

vegas

probably blose or teds

This is a fucking joke, this team is a fucking joke. Fuck everyone who was all mad and calling us out for being so fucking pessimistic and pissed off after last years failure again. Seriously fuck all of you and fuck this team.

We’re gonna get swept by a wildcard team after a historic season and there’s not a single fucking excuse except that our coach sucks come playoffs, our stars disappear and fold and run and cower and play like a dumpster fire and that we lose all composure and shit the bed. What in the actual fuck is wrong with this team? It’s obvious after this year that we’ll never win a cup with this roster.

Blow it up, fire coop and restart basically because the whole haha it’s funny people are mad and say that is actually fucking true now. There’s nowhere to hide or run or place to make excuses we are fucking cholera and this is an absolute fucking embarrassment seriously what the fuck. What a god damn joke.

I hope that one day we somehow figure it out but until we show some heart, effort or determination I’m done being excited and caring nearly as much. Because if they don’t why the fuck should I

>solid team
>the fucking wild
Pick one

>last place in division
C’mon now

they're all pretty bad 2bh

Wrong (you) fucking CANADIAN

Sharks
Fans of teams like the Teds and Buffalel tend to get numb to the failure, the Sharks just raise their fanbases hopes season after season only to crush them in spectacular fashion

I'm excited to see Makar in action

Bruins. Have yet to meet a fan who wasn't an asshole

lad. you win. EVERY YEAR

I think San Jose no question. Poor playoff performances in general, but losing a series after being up 3-0 is the kind of embarrassment that can really haunt you. At least the Bruins got some redemption the next year.

Any thoughts on The Hockey Guy on youtube? I think he's pretty alright.

Ekblad tier bust

Gary Walrus is a douchebag

tfw ya boi posts his whiteboard

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It’s not like /hoc/ didn’t warn reddit that the bolts would fall apart.

is makar another quinn hughes? if so might be fun to watch him

This is fucking great

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Kucherov can’t win the Hart now right?

Any sort of victory that doesn't end in the Cup is failure

sort of but like 20 pounds heavier.

Hockey guy please go

Ruins

is he a better skater than hughes?

Hughes reminds me of a young Del Zotto. Hopefully he improves defensively and keeps his passing game up

wish his hot wife was in more vids

i dont think so. quinns strength is his skating.

youtu.be/Y3N2BearroY

post songs representing your team right now

youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0

Hughes is like that #4 who can Run a PP whereas Makar could be a Parayko type defender

youtube.com/watch?v=zhZFcvHjlk4
youtube.com/watch?v=1HDWpp3d3yY
youtube.com/watch?v=Y3N2BearroY

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>ragszotto
quinn hughes was the best skater of his draft, better than dahlin. a young ragszotto doesn't compare

youtube.com/watch?v=sKZTdkvr4qo

that was the 06' cup celebration lad

if jack hughes skating is comparable to quinns i doubt the debbies are going to pass on jack

Is his wife hot? I had no idea.
What a legend lol

Lightning will win the next 3 games and then choke in game 7

their mom was a figure skater i think, it's why their skating is so good

Lightning
invidio.us/watch?v=GUlCEuiyNGI

>06'
>the year 2006 becomes "zero, six, apostrophe"
Every day I'm somehow more disappointed by Canadians.

Blots fans too tilted to even find YouTube links. Better luck next year

i mean i guess the size is a bit of an issue but their agility is basically perfect for the nuhl.

MDZ used to be a puck moving blueliner too, what I’m saying is if Hughes can work on his defensively ability he can become a 30-40 point defender too.

youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg

do you think CBC will ever hire The Hockey Guy?

OT loss in game 7 after Stamkos turns the puck over in the neutral zone

lads Im drunk as fuck

youtu.be/gIMbSU1okOY

nah. they only hire former NHLers and whiteboards have been phased out from live tv

I'm sure we'll get some womyn in there too so we can have a more diverse mindset

what 'cha drinking, bud?

No but maybe your mum could take on some work from the BBC

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No but considering Sportsnet actually hired that faggot Steve Dangle I wouldn't be surprised if some independent network picked him up in some capacity.

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GOT EM

they can tick all the boxes once PK retires

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damn..

based and neetbuxpilled

SUCK IT

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Sportsnet only hired that clown as a gimmick for online audiences. Other than Jays games they show nothing but plays of the month highlights

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed, lads. Every year is exactly the same.

youtube.com/watch?v=BXqblYbUAeI

>women's hockey

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is this the secret finnish technique i've always heard about?

Big Bulju Cockäk?

lmao wtf was that

>shawn is a god
>shawn is a fag

fucking why. that's some backyard shinny bs that doesn't even work when your little brother's in net

Their mom was actually a hockey player. Played in the WC back in 92'

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She's trying to show that women can be just as skilled as men!

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
where's the shorks fan from last night that said we wouldn't win another game until next year?
imagine giving up a goal in the opening of all three periods
imagine giving up a hat trick
imagine giving stone and stastny 5 points
imagine kane getting blown the fuck out
imagine

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wtf

*opening MINUTE of all three periods

She us fiesty and it makes my wiener get stiff

LMAOOOO

sharks in 6 faggot

That would have been very dab-friendly

imagine living in a degenerate shanty desert town and being proud of it

fuck dykepuck is shit

ewwwwwwwww

imagine being you

*if they call korenar up

well I guess it’s settled that laine is true elite and busthews pigsnout is a literal who shitter in the ploffs

Who /suomi/ here?

>sweden is posting just as I am going to sleep
bittersweet or should I say bitterswede

more like suomeme lol

imagine drinking budweiser in 2019

For everyone asking. It was a ringette move because Susanna Tapani actually played ringette and was one of the best in Finland.

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ew no

>stone - 5 goals, 2 assists - 8 points
>pacioretty - 2 goals, 4 assists - 6 points
>stastny - 2 goals, 6 assists - 8 points
>tfw one line has 22 points in three (3) games
also, fun fact pussy, erik karlsson has been on the ice for more goals against than martin jones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

That’s gonna be a yikes from me dog

>sleeping on the >shorks

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Wow check your body shaming privilege bigot.

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ei saa peittää

Good night dear friend, looking forward to seeing you again soon

shit team lock and ban

wew, i'm an idiot. stone has 6 goals, not 5, rest of the numbers are accurate

at least she's cute

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it'a also nice to see thornton suspended for at least the next game. literally nothing in the world makes me happier than knowing that reddit faggot will never win a cup.

What's going on with the Bolts?

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what do you mean?

They've bolted (away)

ecf choke came early this year

What is that creature?

they gave up after going up 3-0 and never looked back

This

They're being overwhelmed. The Ted Collective is too strong for them.

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I love her honestly. Doesnt back down from anyone and its gret to see. Finland has passed Canada for 2nd best in the world. They have 16 and 17 year olds meshing with 26 year old and it's beautiful. The Canadians built half their team from has beens', wasted a roster spot on a debilitated Poulin' and farted around too much for their own good. The finns have a disciplined smart coach and the right pieces to do serious damage now and going forward

>power through everyone in the regular season
>think you can do the same in the playoffs
this is why the prime minster trophy is a meme

Playoff goals

Mark Stone: 6

Tampa Bay: 5
Pittsburgh: 5
Carolina: 5
Boston: 5
Toronto: 5
Nashville: 4
Dallas: 4
Colorado: 3

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where are your webms lad

Un duende de las américas.

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Apologize

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Standings

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But how about Sweden?

>yes you certainly can expect me to disappear completely during the playoffs!

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>Mark stone has 6 goals
Welcome to hell world kek.

I dont have anything new at the moment. I have to wait a while before IIHF uploads 1080p vids of the games to vimeo. Then I should have something.

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she looks a bit like taves

What?

Fuck Vegas honestly.

i thought you'd be used to disappointment by now

>the same coach that made Bolts win 15 years ago is now completely humiliating them

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>be shorks
>lose

Generational J U S T

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Yikes dog

Lel. I think its hilarious how Laffs fans try to argue he's just as good as McMeme. I remember on a Hockey Central panel a few months ago they were genuinely discussing if Glassthews is the greatest shooter of ALL TIME.

Does any other fanbase in any other sport have kool-aid this strong?

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decent shoop

i hate the laffs but i like matthews desu

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Me too lad..

They have nothing else to cling on to so they always hype up their shitters

See: Kadri & Luke Schenn D+1 years

How can >shorks fans expect success when the cancers that perpetually screw the team over are still brought back year after year? and they bring in even MORE cancers in Kane and Karlsson?

>what I witnessed tonight on the Sharks // Knights game

I bet the mr bettman was rubbing his hands swiftly & firmly during that whole game

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Kadri is good

ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAH

who's your team?

Yotes

Sweden certainly can do better than what they have shown. Their problem lies in the fact that while every team around them was getting better, their program stagnated and was soon regressing. Disappointing results and many of their top players retired from the national team before the 2018 Olympics. They have a long road to climb but they do have some significant pieces. Another giant problem is the SDHL willing to fork over so many spots to import players. A good chunk of the Finnish national womens team plays in Sweden. The league should put alot more emphasis on scouting and developing their homegrown talent. The finns have served notice that they absolutely are ready to compete with the elite and so should come over and play in the the NWHL or whatever NHL-affiliated league should form.

google.com/amp/s/www.theicegarden.com/platform/amp/2017/5/23/15636758/curious-case-of-leif-boork-sweden-pyeongchang-iihf-olympic-committe-emma-eliasson-jenni-asserholt

The funniest part is how badly they botched his signing.

>tfw Isles Knights final

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I'm in CGY so... the knights

>we

stop larping!!!!

>Weinberg-Hughes

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I'm so fucking sick of seeing this team play with no fucking motivation. Felt like the same exact thing in our series against Vegas last year only this time we have much better players.

This shit is so deflating. Like, how? HOW? How do you play this fucking soft? Have some fucking pride in what you do. Part of the blame falls on the coaching, you need to be able to motivate your fucking players to play with some sort of dignity (I really think PDB is out if we lose this series). Part of the blame falls on the players too, it's the fuckin playoffs so have some fuckin heart and play with it.

>tfw >we scored on your team within 0:40 (forty seconds) of each period

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>tfw you'll never have a hockey playing wife and raise hockey playing kids

Oh, I didn't expect a lengthy answer, I was just memeing. But thank you. I don't know much about women's hockey tbf, so I appreciate your input. That would make sense.
I do know that there has been quite a negative atmosphere around the team for the last couple of years, especially between the players and a certain coach they used to have.

>the virgin shorks vs stacey

based caesar

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Fite me IRL you fuggen fagget

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Vegas "fans" are worse than LA Laker "fans".

Thought I'd reply before looking into the link for some reason. And just noticed that the article brought up that coach.

stay right there faggot

TOO MANY MEN

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>Crosby done fuck all in the playoffs through 3 games and is captaining his team to being swept
>Kucherov did literally nothing and then got suspended so he could do nothing while doing nothing
>McDick captains his team to not even making the playoffs for the second straight season
Is this the power of the NHL's elite talent?

ok come to b.c. first

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wait it was a joke I swear!

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>sw
hello Mr. crackhead

crosby had to turn on playoff intensity 2.5 months ago just to get them here

be glad it's not basketball desu

next thread better be a shannon edition

Eau Clare actually.. so speedhead is the proper terminology

McKinnon is the best #1 draft pick of the decade

based, here's an OP image for that

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Sweden has the ability they just have to get that swagger back.

he hasnt played in a couple days
kek

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fuck webms they don’t work in safari

>98 hits in the sjs/vgk game
wew

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>safari
check out this hipster

Kane was a fucking turnover MACHINE tonight.

Edit: Did we forget how to win faceoffs?

Edit edit: Like i said in the game thread - what's it like having impartial referees?

good, applefags are truly the scum of the earth

use VLC faggot

I have as many points in these playoffs as Sidney Crosby and Steven Stamkos combined.
When do you guys think I'll get signed for 12 million a year?

Yeah it explains well what the problem(s) are. I hope Sweden comes back soon because Russia is not really a worthy 4th nor Switzerland 5th. They both seem content on being garbage and getting cleansed by the top 3.

>laine doesn't play fortnite
>jets win
really makes you think eh

PDB just walked out of the post game presser when someone asked about how the teams emotions affected them. Hopefully he’s fed up too, light a fire under them coach!

kek, i honestly don't know who's bitching more about refs between them and >laffs fans

new

>VLC
yikes

>trading cell key material instead of resigning him
what was Ottawa thinking?

Shit edition

battle of the trashiest fanbases in hoc

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webms work fine, maybe safari is horseshit you toddler.

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fucking carolina start winning

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bapital here. this series is the best non-cup thing since kuznetsov’s ot goal last year. id be willing to slap sticks with barzal for sure

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>bapital
???

Fucking nigger, as if Rantanen and Aho could lead to teams to the final, FUCK OFF.

T. Asshurt laffers