UTAH JAZZ @ HOUSTON ROCKETS GAME 1 OFFICIAL THREAD

You aren't believing hard enough

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he might but for some reason houston crushes utah head to head. Stylistically something is just off

*chuck a 3*

Thanks

I'm going to miss Jingles. He's getting old bros.

>Rackets already making muh injury excuses

Kek fuck Houston, long live Los Spurs

The spurs are dead and the rockets are taking back texas

Will Memeden have another 30+ points meme night?

James being a dirty fucker already

What injury? Does Harden have something stuck in his throat?

Need a better start capela

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4 point play!

Today I will remind them about Eric Gordon
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The Spurs are eternal faggot, only Asians/Poos/nogs and suburban white kids care about the Rockets. Working class persons of all races, and every hispanic in the state, are Spurs fans.

Quick reminder that Quin Snyder is the most underrated coach in the league

Capela with the foot work

What part of Texas are you from lads? Crooked Crispy (Corpus) here

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Who whines like a bitch more, Draymond, Lebron, or Harden?

HARD3N

eric gordon is a fag
fuck that loser

facts

Wow ...James, you ate the box??? :(

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I've seen drayboon yell at a ref for like 2 minutes straight with no tech or anything. It's the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Other players complain but Green goes the extra mile

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GIVE YOUR POWER TO THE JAZZIES LADS

H TOWN HOLD IT DOWN

is spida the most reddit nickname in the league?

i think so

>not wanting to see Harden get smoked by the Memeriors

My rockets are heating up

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harden keeps trying to flop for calls
thank god the refs are ok

"Spicy P"

no one on the rockets scores other than harden
what happens when he sits?

Utahs coach might be a retard for real. Didnt he take a look at Hardens 3pt% in the playoffs? Jesus let the man brick

defending BEHIND Harden is too high IQ for my understanding, I fear

>Harden 12pts in the first quarter with 0 FTA
>anti-Harden shills absolutely nowhere to be found
get fucked

Is dwarf toss still allowed in texas?

yeh true that is pretty fucking nintendo switch desu

for some reason, Houston smallball/iso/chuck combination doesn't suit the Jazz and they manage to make gobert much less of a factor in defense

hes shouting literally every drive and shot
he thinks he's deserving of another 5

OUR HOUS3

Jingleman sucks

So Jazz are /ourteam/ for this series right

between these two Houston has the best chance of beating the Warriors, so it's Houston

No one's beating the Warriors for the next several years unfortunately

but I don't want to root for harden

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they're my team
fuck james harden, dude is the biggest fag in the league and his game is the worst
there isn't a more entitled player in the league, and people suck his dick because of PPG

my raptor :)

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first round exit

these playoffs are so fucking gay so far

The Jazz have a defense based around scheme and discipline, but lack elite perimeter defenders to deal with real perimeter talent (Harden, Durant, Curry, etc). So they can’t realistically limit the real engines of the Houston offense (Harden and CP), while on offense Donovan is about three years too early to really carry this team of role players. The Jazz are the perfect picture of the Regular Season Team rn, and teams with real playoff aspirations should beat them (I’m looking at you, 2018 Thunder).

We're two days in lmfao

>>anti-Harden shills
everybody knows Harden is good at scoring. He's literally the team's only scorer.

The squeaky nigger gets the grease. Happy 2019

long as they sacrifice that cuck Kyle Korver

Coach Snyder looks like a booze hound

>Fraud squads look bad
>Pisstons get rekt
>Clippers get rekt
>Pacers commit seppuku
Basado desu

Who are the good guys in this series?

>another Warriors sweep to the championship

Fuck this league

first day was 3/4 on kinos
>Magic beat Raptors
>Nets beat Sixers
>Spurs beat Nugs

The ones who could stop Warriors: Houston

Favors sure has improved as the small ball center

baby dinos

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Bro get outta here hahaha
Harden might get jingled by joe

If he just finished that

Cp3 should get injured for his dirty fucking play

>Implying his hamstring won’t explode next round
All will be set right user

Not bad chris

nah this is the best so far
>lakers miss it
>nets fuck the sixers
>magic fuck the raps
>san antonio derricks stunt on the nuggs
>bucks buttfuck the shitstains
>jazz rockets game is close

Jazzies
Nets
Magic
Clippies
Blazies

Jazz. Rockets make the game a pain to watch.

i needed to hear that

Does the first round of the playoffs even matter?

I forgot the Spurdoras too, they enlighten me with their basketball intelligence

who cares when it’s warriorswinlol

Why do NBA games always have erectile disfunction commercials?

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Only if there are upsets.

>don'tovan mythell

Whats this "let harden pass" tactic?

cause people like you are watching

west no the seeds are too close (like 6 games apart from 1-8 etc) East ya the nets 76ers

Too many people beating their meat

Will Harden ever stop flopping?

>this delicious fucking salt from the Cockshits crowd
MOAR

Make a shot gordon

Cause niggers and whiteniggers love drugs and weed which give you ed

can harden do anything but flop?

Give me ONE good reason why technicals shouldn’t be called for blatant flopping

>James Flopden

Rockets are a stain on this great league

FELLAS

Who wins this series if Harden tears his ACL in the second half and misses the rest of the series?

money
harden brings in money

Jazz in 6

utah easily lmao the rockets entire offense is harden ISO

Man I bet Harden has a big dick

So much salt from Utah fans here you could fill up a lake

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lmao why does't Snyder 4D chess Dan Tony and just send Grayson Allen out to break some legs or something?

The Memeiors because their fans can then brag about beating another injured team like they actually did something

utah's boomerball just can't compete

James Harden is so good and is a God.

I wish James Harden was my gf.

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Why are they guarding Harden from behind??? Is this some 4D chess shit I dont understand??

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PB&J

This shit is so boring. All these niggas are doing is chucking 3s

they're hedging to his left, trying to force him right, but are fucking up the execution and just giving him free driving lanes

>tucker with three corner threes
he's like 50% for the season from there
when will they learn

harden is going to finish with 20 assists if they're going to keep defending him like that

Ingles just ended that man's whole fucking career

dat manlet rage

that was scary

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Fucking hell were losing this one arent we?

Jingles fell for the force Har_en right meme. Just giving up drives to the rim.

>rejected by har_en

it's ogre

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they giving up too many open 3s off the drive and kick, guess they're hoping for another Rockets Game 7 last year against the Warriors

Grayson Allen should play more

And a block to boot

Jazz have their work cut out for them but it's not ogre yet

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How the fuck do you guard Harden anyway

>play off him
stepback 3

>force him to drive
Free throws

>give him a midrange
Alley-oop to Capela

>double team
Finds Tucker for three

Really not much you can do

Throw him to the ground and snap his femur

you live with his stepback 3s because he's not steph curry and stay home on everybody else

stay glued to his left side so he's forced, rather you invite him to drive with his right

They could break his leg, that sure would do something

literally grab him by the beard and pull that mfer

get deep enough into the playoffs that refs allow you to play defense on him without calling infinite fouls

Snyder better fix this meme defense at the half.
I don’t care if Harden can shoot step back 3s, stop giving him an open lane.

if i were a bench guy on the jazz i think i would do this if i had any minutes at all
>get in the game
>hockey check him into the fans with the force of 1000 suns
>get ejected and fined, end up getting kicked from the roster
i'd do it in a heartbeat

If they won the series you wouldn't get kicked from the roster. Basketball would be more fun with enforcers

that's what they're doing and it's not working out

He just crushed that kids groin

youd be banned from the NBA. you cant hurt stars.

only pussies are allowed in the nba buddyboi

What toppings should I get on my pizza bros?

do what pachulia did and stick the foot under him woopsies

>No Bron to ease his way
>Lelkers miss another playoff
>Nets beat meme team
>Based Pop beat the other meme team
Most importantly,
>LEAFS GET BTFO BY DISNEY

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10/10 Playoffs so far.

Bull penis

You have 5 seconds to give me one good reason why I’m not wasting my time watching this game because the warriors are going to win anyways

>big ol women in san antonio

never gets old

THE RIPPEN AND THE TEARIN

You're not wrong I'm just hoping one of the Jazz players snaps and clocks Harden

>big ole San Antonio women
Every time

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because Houston will beat the Warriors

Based.

+1 wife

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habanero + supreme

Based chuckster hatin on them fatass San Antonio bitches

youd be missing the gay halftime show at the arena lmao
lololol

still worth
how has someone not just put a contract hit out on him

I love that every time chuck makes a san antonio women joke shaq just loses his fucking shit

sauce béarnaise

Need to fight harder capela

Carmelo should be playing right now. Why did they even get rid of him?

>your home state of Minneapolis
ENGLAND IS MY CITY

Cut the freaking turn overs

do this meme defense

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>sports-related commercial
>bootleg Led Zeppelin starts playing

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BOOORRRRRRRINNNNNNGGGG

CAM ON JOE

MAN THAT SURE HURT

he barely touch him lmao

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can someone explain this to me

is he actually that soft or was he injured

>refs shitting on houston this badly

is it opposite day or something

Need to be more careful harden

MY FUCKING SIDES

How can anyone defend how harden plays?
Is there a fanbase that's more unbearable than the rockets?

>short white bois mopping up the superior black mans sweat

The fanbase of whatever team LeBeta happens to be on

Why does chris paul try to act hard? Utah is spilling spaghetti everywhere

I feel like his beard makes it look like a pained reaction when it's actually more like a "why did you just touch me you fucking weirdo" face

theyre probably in a three way tie with raptors

Lol there's the makeup call

And 1

fuck the rockets

Is it time for refball? I thought Utah was messing up enough to not need that.

>clearly off Har_en's fingertip
Well it's been fun but I'm out lads

refs got the call, rockets in 5

do austin rivers and chris paul still hate each other

Are we doing it Jazzbros?

nah its gg

i am not a virgin.

Fuck man another year of losing to the rockets, we need more people that can actually hit shots

I haven't read any issues from the houston stint so far

just need to not face the rockets and let some other team go up against them
there's no way for the jazz to take them at all
not enough talent is one thing, harden getting free calls in the playoffs is another
refball is coming now, game over

GG no re
Playoffs should be 8 teams

Is Donovan Mitchell even playing

Just make it 6 per conference like the NFL. It's fucking ridiculous that in the current system a majority of teams make the playoffs

Nice trips. Also it's only the 3rd quarter, the Jizz can still rally!

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Mitchell gone. He can't win with these cats.

utah just isn't built for the playoffs. Too easy to stop on offense, not good enough to slow down elite perimeter threats on defense

damn faried and crowder look like the same nigga they must have the same daddy

another flop

Utah is a 4th quarter team

Nene is easy father

Jesus Christ faried and crowder look exactly the same fucking blacks

xDD

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2/3 of the teams would have nothing to play anymore in january with this. Is it really worth it to make the regular season even more pointless that it already is?

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lads why dont the Suns just do what the Rockets do?

Booker can be Harden. Ayton can be Capela. They will need a CP3 character I suppose, but aside from that, you know??

Why are the Suns the worst team in the league and the Rockets one of the best?

well rockets blew 14 to OKC
maybe they can blow 12 to the jazz

just got here
go jazz

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the whole team is too selfish and undisciplined. They tried pg Booker and it didn't work because his vision isn't all that great and the other guys do what they want regardless

Everyone has been saying for a while they lack a veteran pg

Because booker isn’t harden and Ayton isn’t Capela.

Also their defense is trash.

Booker's one of the worst defenders in the league and Ayton was a rookie

Eric Bledsoe type of guy

>one of the worst defenders
then he matches up perfectly to harden

JAZZ GO UP IN 2s

ROCKETS GO UP IN 3s

This is really gay, these niggas hit threes while our niggas dont hit any threes

When Harden puts in effort hes an average defender, and hes also surprisingly decent when switched in a big man

such boring games today
start fixing silvers

Smart play capela

its game
fuck the rockets so much

the story of this game is utah makes houston look like an elite defensive team

>mfw

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"smart play"
its a bitch move
he had stepped out of bounds and jumped up to hit the ball on gobert

houston is top 5 defense after asb desu

Our house3

sub korver for grayson allen dammit

try this shit again in game 3 and see what happens, boy

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gg
i earnestly hope that james harden gets shot at the strip club tonight

lol Mitchell

Mitchell is good, but will he ever be good enough to carry a team offensively?

Danuel House out here looking like an all-star

stop it

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FUCK HARDEN

Based Utah racist fans need to demoralize the Rockets in Game 2.

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Roclets play their Sunday best

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Activate the Grayson. End Harden’s season.

I just hope some Jazz fan calls Harden a nigger next game

Todays games sucked at least game of thrones was good

This.

Grayson gonna come out here and drop 40 on em

Tripp him to death

I wish someone would give Harden a foul to really lie on the floor about

They should probably sit harden after this

Can the Jazz make this competitive?

ALLEN ACTIVATED

nah he need dat tripp dubb nigga

>Oh look they missed another 3

lol Grayson getting torched

my rockets gonna win da chip :)

Jazz shoulda loaned out Delly from the Cavs just to fuck some niggas up

at this point wouldnt be surprised if LeBron arranges for Delly to the Lakers

You know the Jazz gave up when Ekpe in on the court

No mercy from faried