/hoc/

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HERE WE GO

WTF I'M SCARED NOW TEDS

>bingbington

I never said anything about Cooper being in Bowman class. I was just pointing out that Bowman led the Red Wings to three disappointments in a row and they were considered chokers.

lolno
see pic related for correct answer

also: Laffs have been in shambles since Dave Keon left

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>Cooper to laffs
>Babcock to tampon gay

and nothing changes

quite based onions suck and so does garlic

Did anyone else catch Forslund just calling Boone Jenner "Booner"?

garlic is based you vampire

>hating onions on a burger
Cringe and bluepilled

what a pussy
horrible opinion

more like boner lmao

Based

imagine going back 7 years to cherry pick LMAO who does that

why is the lgbtning so shit

This is what peak scoring looks like

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Frail team that vanishes when faced with adversity. Been like this for years, only now it's the first round and not the ECF

Nope

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BLOTS on suicide watch.

>my fingers smell like onions now, gross
Maybe don't touch them with your fucking hands then? Either eat them like a man, or use a utensil to pick them off, like a person with a brain.

>Eberle is outperforming Crosby and Stamkos in the playoffs

thats what happens when edmonton gives up a good player for a bust in strome

You mean for Sam Gagner

i have the same amount of points as bustthews this playoffs. hopefully i get 11.5mill/year contract too.

>strome
user.......

RYAN strome, not dylan

>Eberle is cashing in on Barzal and Lee's superior play
Good for him!

T. Seething oilnigger

why do burgers need this big FINAL 5 graphic across the screen?

>sponsorships for time left in the game
capitalism was a mistake

i'm still thinking about ice though

What kind of procents?

only way this SHIT league can make any money desu

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seeing any ads while the game is going on is going too far

>tampa misses a shot like that

how the fuck do you flub that?

Business idea: if you go down 5 on 3, the offsides rule is waived, like how icing is waived if you go down 5 on 4

the good procents

i feel like board ads are fine cuz otherwise it'd just look real weird and empty? but then maybe you could have teams do artwork or w/e instead.

I have the worst feeling that the Teds are about to choke it all away.

Now what if montreal made it in instead?

this is beautiful

FIRE

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ohio gozaimasu

>gettting swept by the fucking teds
>after breaking records in the regular season
SUNBELT ETERNALLY BTFO

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Either way, the memes win

CRY TAMPA BOI THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS WAS A JOKE

THE TEDS ARE DOING IT!
BUH-GAWD JIM, THE TEDS ARE ACTUALLY DOING IT!

>jon pooper

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Eberle is shit unless he has good linemates to carry him. Good pp specialist though.

>getting swept by the fucking Teds

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i fucking love it. they literally can't control themselves.

Foligno wants to destroy Stamkos right now

WHERE IS KUCHEROV

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TORTS IS AT THE WHEEL

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Him being suspended is no different if he was playing

He’s getting a concussion from Muzzin next

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>standings

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>standings

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>standings

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what a heartless team holy shit. stamkos doing literally nothing

>standings

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>tfw the home town team is actually gonna do it
The hamlet of tampa

>Tampa Gay Frauds

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RETURN THE SLAB OR SUFFER MY CURSE

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*ahem*
standings

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>fans welcome the canes back after a loss
yeah all 10 of them LMAO

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Laffers are so mad. This is glorious.

GAME OF THRONE IS BORING AS SHIT

>STANDINGS

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GO BLOW JOBS GO!

I honestly cant think of anything more faggoty than screaming *WHOOOO* after you score a goal

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Handsome

AHAHAHAHAHA

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>first time blots lost three straight all year
It was their turn!

>S T A N D I N G S

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>The Columbus suburb of Tampa Bay

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>STANDINGS

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>Tampa Bay LLLightning
kek reddit with the bants

>The shanty town of publix subs

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Nice of all the season ticket holders to come out desu

Jesus what a goal by winnipeg.

OHHHHH NO NO NO

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Friendly reminder that it was 3-0

it's fun for me

It's a good feeling to be up 3-0 on a presidents trophy winner, isn't it teds? Ignore their excuses. They'll be making them for years to come.

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>pls respond
The tweet

>6:44
wat

This is ABSOLUTELY fun for me

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Do you feel in charge?

now wouldnt it be funny if tampa somehow bullshitted their way to tie this series at 3-3, but lose game 7

>cuckpa bay cuckning and their cuckity cuck fans
o NO no NO nO

>standings

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/rph/ lad

>tfw I don't get the teds meme

honestly yes ted would an hero. /hoc/ wins either way

Binnington exposed. Have he let 5 passed him in any game before this?
First time watching hockey?

kek
Imagine being the first team to be swept by the Columbus, OH Teds, a team that never won a series previously.

gimmie at least the 4-1 series L just so I can say tampa is the 2012 canucks reincarnated

>tampon gay lgbtning

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Stamshit is fucking pathetic

I want Jackets to win to have a good laugh about Tampa choking their season like this.

But I also want to see the reverse sweep happen to laugh at Jackets choking in the first round yet again.

I'm not sure which would be more hilarious between the two yet however.

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They would be down 3-0

Are the teds the second coming of the 2012 kings?

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I need an explanation too.

you ever just had a good wank to girls feet?

If Cooper is able to channel his inner Sutter (he probably won't since he's a beta) he has a chance to be able pull it off

>be 62 win team
>get swept in the first round
>by a team that has never won a playoff series
>in eighteen years

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Is Binnington, dare i say it, EXPOSED

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>"Hahah oh my gosh! I seriously can't imagine being a fan of a team like that, Stacy"
>"Oh my goddd I know Lauren! Seriously! Theyre going to get swept. Id never have sex with a fan of the Lightning, they all have small cocks and cant perform when it counts."

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Are you lads ready for the first Vegas pregame show of the ploffs? I am.

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Based and kangzpilled

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no, much more like the 2006 oilers that beat the regular season beast in detroit four games to one

I know this feel. Been on spee a while but somehow missed the genesis of this meme.

i hate niggers

that can happen to anyone. It's a byproduct of the faggot ass butterfly. Didn't happen much at all 25 years ago.

>muh presidents trophee

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its a reddit raid

Why not both
Tampa wins the next 3 and loses game 7

These can get kinda embarrassing but I think it's cool They say fuck it a d just go for it

six games, but still incredible.

Going to go rip a bong in celebration, lads.

Who /bestteamintampa/ here

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Everybody knew that Kings had a great team in 2012. The just underperformed during the regular season. If Blue Jackets would've had this team since the pre-season they would not have been the 8th seed.

Duchene is elite what a win for jarmo

>winnipeg (Laine) finally remembered how to score
Oh well, it was too much to ask all three series to go 3-0.

>tfw Panarin, Werenski and Jones in your hockey pool

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cant believe the bolts are the new shorks

>JR on NBC saying its like the kongs 2012 cup run

PROPHECY = FORETOLD

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BUT MUH DRAGONS

The jackets have a much better roster than those Kings though

It's only fun if you win kids, remember that.

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its the cool think to like though. a lot do it just to fit in so they can be included in conversation.

hellebuck is fucking shit

imagine how much better colorado could be if they didnt trade him for a pick

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Fuck no.

5th pic in your /hoc/ folder is Gary’s reaction to this years ploffs

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Where is my regular reminder to check the standings? Been a while since /hoc/ told me

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>fuck no
Name me one better player on those Kings than Artemi panarin?

LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS LAD RIGHT NOW

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Was watching old Oilers playoff series from 1987, still no ads in boards. Looked quite nice desu.
I'm gonna blame the introduction of ads for the downfall.

>pens and bolts elimination day on the SAME DAY

absolutely blessed timeline

Kopitar.

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Oilers were even more of an underdog that year. A team of grinders + Hemsky and Pronger. Might have won it all too if it wasn't for old man Roloson going down to an injury; their backup was atrocious.

So will anybody give stamkos a hard time for being the most overrated choking piece of shit in the league or nah?

Bolts in 7

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tampa bay confirmed for having shit defense and mentality

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Kopitar only have 76 points that season
He was not better than panarin has been this season

doughty
kopitar

*ahem*
>rags

binningshit exposed

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He turned into a two way monster those playoffs though.

name me a better draft class than 2015

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Okay look, I'm sorry guys. I love this team. I do, but I don't like them right now. They deserve all the crap we're giving them. Call me a shitty fan, call me fairweather, whatever, but I'm not about to blindly follow these guys and tell them what they want to hear rather than what they need to hear. I'm pissed off.

wait, wasn't this the same coach?

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True

>Bombston

Kopitar,(at the time)carter,doughty

Brown sucks now but in those playoffs he was dominant

Kings had all the fancy nerd stats on their side though.

Doubtful

>muh points
Go back to your apehoop threads. We're fucking full.

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Hi guys I’m new to this sport. Are there any known gay players?

>VEGASS GOLDEN SHITS
FUCK REDDIT AND FUCK GARY

What happens at this point?

Could go down as better than the 2003 draft

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Sharks @ Knights thread

>17.71

what the fuck

>Sullivan’s post hame presser
>Isles play low risk hockey. Our identity requires more skill
The asshurt is palpable

pretty much anyone on the lgbtning

We gotta see how the rest of the rounds develop

2003

Andrew Shaw is a well known gay supporter and activist.

Can you imagine getting 8 whole power plays and then getting outscored in them?

This is a fucking joke, this team is a fucking joke. Fuck everyone who was all mad and calling us out for being so fucking pessimistic and pissed off after last years failure again. Seriously fuck all of you and fuck this team.

We’re gonna get swept by a wildcard team after a historic season and there’s not a single fucking excuse except that our coach sucks come playoffs, our stars disappear and fold and run and cower and play like a dumpster fire and that we lose all composure and shit the bed. What in the actual fuck is wrong with this team? It’s obvious after this year that we’ll never win a cup with this roster.

Blow it up, fire coop and restart basically because the whole haha it’s funny people are mad and say that is actually fucking true now. There’s nowhere to hide or run or place to make excuses we are fucking cholera and this is an absolute fucking embarrassment seriously what the fuck. What a god damn joke.

I hope that one day we somehow figure it out but until we show some heart, effort or determination I’m done being excited and caring nearly as much. Because if they don’t why the fuck should I

>1983-84
eliteprospects.com/player/15496/mike-vernon

Don't have it in me to watch 9PM games but good luck anyway shorkfrens

Guaranteed faggots like this are the kind of guys that spouted endlessly about how good the bolts are

dude dubstep lmao

Jordan eberle

Islanders play with actual defense and speed. Penguins have none and just have more brute force instead of that

>our opponents are using an objectively better strategy
>our decision to not also use a good strategy makes us better
What a faggot.

>blots
>pongs
>laffs (soon)
>jests

Could these playoffs be any better?

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I always rated Ted tbqh

jest are the only ones to do something. I can expect them to come back into the series at least

>he's visited the hurricanes page and nothing else

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Gudbranson is considered a defender on their nhl team

Well they did score on one but apparently goaltenders can play outside the paint and flop and it’s all good.

>that feelerino when the biggest bandwagon franchises with the worst fanbases in the league are getting absolutely blown the fuck out and exposed

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#endbullying

EXPOSED
REJECTED
PUBLICALLY HUMILIATED

>34 points Carter better than Panarin

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the Swedish national team

FUCKING WHY DID I BET ON THE LGBTNING TO WIN THE CUP

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SEETHING
W
E
D
E
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If the laffs get BTFO in game 7, yes. The rest is gravy after that.

Except the Islanders.

How the fuck did you canuck fans deal with him? He looks like shit. At least I know what it feels like to have a defenseman like brian strait on a team

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Absurd. I feel like I'm living in the twighlight zone watching this.

You know what's funny though? I've seen this one before. When Cooper is outcoached he doesn't apapt, and when the team faces adversity, they wait until the 11th hour to do something about it and they still roll over.

We're going out in 4/5 to the worst team in the playoffs.

Fire Cooper the second a replacement is found, and strip every senior player of their letter. This season and all it's awards mean literally nothing now. Would've rather missed the playoffs.

those odds were shit and you deserve to lose money idiot.

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Cooper is a great coach I swear

>not realizing that the script calls for a reverse sweep

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lmao will 62 wins be the 18-1 of the NHL?

Hanifin is a flim though

Following teams are based:
1. Islanders
2. Teds

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SHARKS

>shorks
here we go

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>shorks

Martin Jones sucks shit lol

>trade for for him for a warm body while 4 other defensemen were hurt
>everyone gets healthy
>he still plays
like why?

Martin Jones oh no

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3. Avs
Memes aside, name a single unlikable player.

pens "fans" are infinitely worse than isles fans for now

KEK
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jesus christ the sharks are trash.

ive been around this long enough to never ever be shocked at a shorkening no matter how early or how late

Seek help for your all consuming hatred of the Islanders and their objectively superior fan base

We didn't. At least the people who weren't blinded by some illusion that he was tough and or got lost in his ruggedly good looks.

>62-20

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>superior fan base
literally didn't exist for the past ten years lmao

hes so fucking handsome he tricks people into thinking hes good at hockey

I would literally pull the goalie after that low energy “save attempt”

2012-2014 had about 7 or 8 captain-tier players on their team.

Carter, Richards, Gaborik, Doughty, Voynov, Williams, etc.

You can throw in Quick too if you want, but definitely not Brown though since he's always been shit and overrated.

I saw that too when the islanders played the panthers back in 2016. He was just le big defenseman with pressence. He still hasnt learned much

For the first time in Vegas history, a president's trophy winner is getting swept in the first round.

>standings

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Fair enough.

What an awful mental state you must have. Just let the post slide without replying if it bothers you that much. Do you really want a world where everybody agrees on subjective things? No matter what bs you shit out your mouth, I won't change my stance: American "fans" are casual as fuck.

im actually laughing hard as fuck right now oh my god i might cry

seethe harder you retarded swecuck bolts fan

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I cannot fathom how any fan can defend Cooper at this point. The regular season was a testament to our talent and these playoffs are a testament to our coaching. He does not have the tactical chops to win at the level we need to win at. This performance should make it crystal clear that a great regular season means nothing without the ability to compete in the playoffs.

Good in the room. It was hard to see a character guy like that go.

>standings

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based
cringe

>62-20
>standings

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>islanders have good fa-

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>he doesn't have Torts leading >his team on the biggest meme run in the history of the sport

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1990 was also very good.

>replying to yourself
Eternal cringe.

Le standings team

>62 WINS
>FIRST 3 GAME LOSING STREAK IS IN THE PLAYOFFS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO LGBTNING

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To the other team's dressing room

He should have stuck with lawyering

>being paranoid

Not a bolts fan.

What about the run against the Niggerbirds in 2015? He did go all the way to the Finals.

Not arguing, just stating a point. I'd like to see Sutter come out of retirement and make the Bolts play as good as they're supposed to

Torts is based, he knows how to whip his team in shape and I'm happy he's having success after toiling way in shitty Hongkouver

Did Vegas do the cringey pregame show from last year?

Honk Honk

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>ART ROSS TROPHY WINNER GETS BUTTHURT ABOUT LOSING AND CHIMPS OUT AND GETS SUSPENDED

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>having to play in brooklyn
Oh no

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>Historic regular season team
>letting the Teds get their first ever 3 straight wins in the playoffs
The absolute SHANTY of Tampon Gay

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92084006
We alreay heard you the 10 other times you posted.

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friendly reminder that the islels had NO fans before last week

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>TAMPA GAY LIGHTNING

Uhh yeah you are you dumb faggot you've been here all year and now you're absolutely BOILING because the bolts are getting swept

>watching all these former Snes players dab on teams in the ploffs

i feel terrible for snes fans 2bh, the real losers of the ploffs

it may not be a popular opinion but i think it's pretty funny that the tampa bay lightning are down 3-0 in the series in round 1

HEATENINGS

boiling

My mental health is honestly in shambles. I’m not kidding, all. The bolts have gotten me through hell, and I think I’m overinvested at this point because my mental health is not ok.

ALL TEDS REPORT IN!!

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>lgtbning

congrats this comment is what literally encapsulates reddit

That probably lost him the mvp too. Now it goes to Marchand.

t. tedposter

The only thing more atrocious than the lack of calls was the play in the first 40. How the fuck does this team go 7 periods without adjusting anything and getting ripped apart by CBJ, and then suddenly remember how to "kind of" play hockey in the third? Too little, too late.

This isn't the entire reason for why TB lost, obviously, but if Columbus gets 0 penalties, that means THEY PLAYED AN ENTIRE GAME CLEANLY ACCORDING TO THE TWO REFEREES, TWO LINESMEN, AND THE RULEBOOK. DID THEY? THE TRIPPING ON ERNE BY BOBROVSKY?

Stamkos 0 points, pretty sure he only has 1 SOG in 3 games. Point 0 points. Johnson 0 goals. Miller 0 goals. Kucherov 0 points. Vasilevskiy sub-.900 SV%. When it rains, it pours.

When I die, I want the entire 2018-19 Lightning roster to lower me into my grave, so they can let me down one last time. I don't expect much from Game 4.

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>NORRIS WINNING DEFENSEMAN
>CANT HANDLE PLAYOFF HOCKEY
AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

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God, “disappointed” is an understatement. LAST season was disappointing. The Stanley cup against Chicago was disappointing. This is just pathetic. One of the most embarrassing seasons in Tampa sports history.

you mean you didn't get that comment from reddit?

standing by

I have lost all hope, call me whatever type of fan you want, but the one team, the one bright spot of Tampa Sports, has shown there is no hope.

>blots fans actually getting depressed, possibly contemplating suicide

HAHA holeee shit

*SNAP*
yup thinking this one is going into my seethe collection

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getting btfo in the first round is better than choking away a series lead in the ecf again desu

Absurd. I feel like I'm living in the twighlight zone watching this.

You know what's funny though? I've seen this one before. When Cooper is outcoached he doesn't apapt, and when the team faces adversity, they wait until the 11th hour to do something about it and they still roll over.

We're going out in 4/5 to the worst team in the playoffs.

Fire Cooper the second a replacement is found, and strip every senior player of their letter. This season and all it's awards mean literally nothing now. Would've rather missed the playoffs.

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grim

Not when you got
>62 wins

>*SLLOMPHH*

"Yep... this is going in my ass"

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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watching r*ddit meltdowns are pure K I N O

>based Jets

Im afraid it's not over yet, sweeties

>LIVING IN A STINKING SWAMP
>WATCHING YOUR TEAM LOSE TO AN 8TH SEED

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lynchian

>hanging all your problems on the chance a sports team might win their leagues title
That's fucked up.

He should've signed with laffs

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

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We wuz 62 game winners and shiet!

okay, this is epic

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Should have went to the leafs.

well...

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GOT NOWHERE TO RUN

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RIP BLOTS

me all the way in back

Stick a fork in this team. They are done. When next season starts all we are going to hear about is the absolute meltdown by every talking head.

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Holy shit, it's finally happening! THEY'RE NOT CHOKING!

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even if the wongs didn't win da cup in their 62 win season they at least still made the finals. how the FUCK do you not even make it past the 1st round with 62 wins?

snoop?

>pongs finna be swept in the first by a meme team
what went wrong lads?

I feel bad for spacey, he just wanted that fresh young bussy

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Based

STROKE MEH, STROKE MEH

STROKE

STROKE

So I live in Columbus but not really all that familiar with hockey.
Is the Blue Jackets stepping up and/or is Tampa Bay choking?

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>MOST WINS IN A SINGLE SEASON
>GET SWEPT IN THE FIRST ROUND BY A TEAM WITH ZERO SERIES WINS EVER

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show me your finest dabs, /hoc/

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>shorks

this won't be garys reaction when i BOO the fuck out of him at the draft

is stinkos the unleast clutch player? what a fucking bum

Not having a healthy back end for most the season made them put even more weight on their top stars than normal. Looks like it finally broke them. I wouldn't doubt Crosby is playing with some kind of injury too; he looks slower right now than I remember earlier this season.

THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

What did you steal?

yes i am sure he will be caught completely off-guard by that blatant display of disapproval

>stinkos
audibly kek'd

TOO FUCKING EASY.

Caps fan here. hope you guys pull off the reverse sweep. I know what disappointment is like and I know how shitty people online can be.
just wanted to say make sure you don't eat your own. whenever things went south for us caps fans turned on eachother. don't let that happen, trust me.
lastly, don't give up, I didn't last year and it made the run that much better
GL boys hope to see you in the ECF

Living in the 614 rn

It's both.

Gary feeds off the boo's. His been embracing it for the last few years.

>they at least still made the finals
No they didn't.
Crosby is the only forward that is actually creating any danger

crosby sandbagging bevause wants another world championship

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Both, Bob is finally back and offense is on fire. Tampon is getting rocked.

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based and r*****pilled

I THINK YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR THIS

they made the conference finals

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Jesus christ all the whinging from leafs fans about the refs. Just take your L like a man.

Question for Blots fans:

Why is Stammer so shit now? Is it both getting old and the hip injury? Being overshadowed by Hedman, Kuch, Johnson? A combination?

I remember when he was a top 5 player in the league and now he's looking like some sort of bust a la Dustin Brown

Not sure which team I want to lose more: Vegas or Sharks. On one hand, Vegas represents the NuHL and Gary's fixed league; on the other, the Sharks are losers that fell for the "elite" Karlsson meme. Can both lose? Just give the Flames/Avs a bye.

I HAVE A TRADE TO ANNOUNCE........YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE

>relocanes getting swept
>pongs getting swept
>lgbtning gettings swept
This is the most based playoffs ever lads.

>just wanted to say make sure you don't eat your own. whenever things went south for us caps fans turned on eachother. don't let that happen, trust me.
What a melodramatic faggot.

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[shaking head intensifies]

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Tyson barrie

havent been watching this shitty "sport" after the craps trapped their way to a cup last year

they still doing that bullshit?

Why is he always invisible in the playoffs?

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hope its alzheimers and i hope he has to live with it for another 20 years and it tears his family apart

>Crosby is the only forward that is actually creating any danger
Not from what I've seen. Didn't catch the whole game today though. I've only really noticed Kessel creating dangerous plays, but most of his linemates can't do more than skate beside him. Same goes for the linemates of Crosby and Malkin I guess, but Malkin has been garbage outside the pp.

the islanders are yes

Was he referring to pussy or an actual hamburger?

i love gary so much

>cant tell if you guys are posting actual authentic shitposts or redditposts

feels like im having a stroke

>I remember when he was a top 5 player in the league
He only had 98 points this season. Please leave this thread. It alreadu stinks of spic because of your presence.

White Onion > Red Onion

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Why the fuck would you even tweet at all?

>pongs down 3-0
>blots down 3-0
>vegas memeing
>canes getting swept after “””avoiding””” Tampa

Truly a blessed timeline

really speaks to the quality of /hoc/ doesn't it?

Is that Jon Cooper?

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>rags
Is that more your speed onions drinking basedboy?

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>name is Labanc
>Le Bank it in

Pottery

wow wtf fleury

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I don't want to think about what /hoc/ would be like if canes were the ones sweeping tampa

i fucking love jumbo. really gonna miss him when he goes lads

I actually like that logo. It was a good update. It was the only good thing about that uniform though.

BOILING

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East Conference will become absolutely based if the laffs take out the ruins.

Red Onion is just for aesthetic purposes. Yellow is the king though.

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canes would have got swept by tampa.

appreciate all the dabs, frens

based hilldawg dabbing on trampa gay

lol knights

bruins vs jackets
knights vs jest

ken hitchcock

why is sweden so angry today?

Thornton out-hussles a 13 year younger Merrill

Wish i had canadian and finnish friends lads

>407 posts
>122 posters

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Srsly. Guy will make a dozen tough stops every game but he can't seal a post? Classic Fleury I guess.

Hi Yea Forums

It's time to apologize to NYI

Exactly. Not like you are the Finnish women's team or something.

THIS IS THE PART OF THE STICK THEY CHOKE ON

Post elite Greeks, ill start

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Don't worry San Jose, no matter how hard you choke I'll still watch.

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ill be your friend if you aren't a sunbelter or a manlet.

92084499
not yet.I will wait for the islanders to complete the task and get to the promised land first, then that happens

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>they still don't know about ploff fleury

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I can be your friend. I already fuck your mom so it is only fair.

If >my team gets knocked out NYI is my second pick out of the east
Fuck

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>lgtbning

>Lightning makes a first round exit
shall be laughing

>

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what the fuck was that series?

Not an Isles fan but I've always liked them. Even more so after this series.

Coors Light is the Worlds Most Refreshing Beer because its mostly water! Lol

Edit: Wow! Did not expect to get gold for this or have my post gilded. A nice little surprise as I enjoy my evening with some delicious small batch mango tango triple filtered IPA's!

hey guys I've been out of town how many games have the lightning won so far this series?

I'm 6" living in Winnipeg came from Ghana, I'll come over and fuck your ass brother.

Because they are niggers, spics and homosexuals who began to watch hockey when las vegas golden showers got into the league

>6 inches
doesn't get any more manlet than this

wow doug maclean just ripping into karlsson

As many as the Pittsburgh Penguins.

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Same amount as you getting laid.

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this makes me irrationally angry. mostly because i can picture the bearded fat fuck that wrote it.

Doesn't matter for this series. Jones is a bigger liability than Fleury.

Then they'll be playing against Smith and the Flames. Smith is also shit. He only has like 6 shutouts his entire career.

Then the Knights are going against Jets or Predators. And Hellebuyuk isn't known for being an amazing goal tender, while Finnish Goaltending will fuck up the Predators moreso than Fleury.

Why do you post half naked pictures of your son on the internet, Miguel?

For me, it's Nazem Jihadri

>Then the Knights are going against Jets or Predators
Boy, do I have some news for you...

BOILING

LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE grease
HATE armenia

>/hoc/ folder
Here's 5th in my webm folder (actually 6th, but 5 is too big). I have no idea what the fuck I'm posting.

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Not gonna lie this edgelord swede is really making me cringe right now.

Eh, that sucks. Here's his real reaction.

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If you're on a date and the broad starts talking about the "wage gap" or really anything remotely like that, just ask for the bill and get going. It's not going to go well for you. Also take it from some guys who have been tearing up poizi like maniacs for the past decade, it's not worth it. Poizi is literally not that good, chasing it is psychologically destructive and if you are crazy over it it's possible you have father issues honestly. I literally think I acted that way cus I wanted to impress by pops. Pretty cool huh? Date around in your 20s and have fun but don't be a cad... Age 28 maximum start looking for a mentally stable person to raise children with... Someone who will do dishes and cook without being a ** and will hypothetically do stuff like stay by your side if you're ever in the hospital for a long time, find one of these who hasn't had 15+ dicks in her. Do not date broads who drink or smoke weed..... EVERY MINUTE YOU SPEND IN YOUR 20S TRYING TO RACK UP A SCORE WITH BLOWN-OUT [POPULAR IMAGE BLOGGING WEBSITE] POWERDYKE TATTOO GIRLS IS WASTED TIME.. DOES SHE MAKE LO-FI MUSIC WITH A TAPE RECORDER AND SOME OLD SEQUENCER THING? WASTE OF TIME. DOES SHE STUDY ART AT AN ART SCHOOL? WASTE OF TIME. DOES SHE HAVE A [BLOG] WHERE SHE POSTS ALL THE COOL STUFF SHE FINDS AND ALL THE COOL WASHED OUT GRUNGEY IMAGES AND LANDSCAPES SHE FINDS? WASTE OF TIME. YOU SHOULD SPEND THAT TIME HONING A SKILL, BUILDING YOUR NETWORK, PURSUING SOME GOAL, FINDING YOUR PURPOSE, BETTERING YOURSELF, ETC.

based but didn't read lol

It would be hipper if it were unfiltered.

Also coors lite does in fact suck and IPAs are usually good. Fite me.

>/hoc/

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absolutely based and redpilled

LGTSS

>le petite village de Tampon Gay

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For me, it’s the Columbus Blue Jackets

go back to /int/ and /cric/ then.

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As a Penguins fan I am nothing short of disgusted by the lack of effort displayed by this team. They deserve to get swept, they can’t wake up and realize that it’s the playoffs. The Islanders have played well and I’ll give them a lot of credit, but the Penguins are only helping NYI by playing some of the most uninspired hockey I’ve ever seen in my life.

just made a really devious shitpost for easy (you)'s in the shorks/knights thread, lads

The slew foot hit in game 1 was more dangerous than that one.

he did nothing wrong. glad he did it desu. debrusk was being a bitch all night.

Have YOU ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

Worst post I’ve read all day, senpai

Brinnington gets shooked too easily and Bishop doesn't have the experience that late in the playoffs.

The Knigths are going to repeat as WC Champions.

Good advice. I just lift.

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This is a good guide to becoming either forever alone or settling for some blown out skank who is still single in her late 20s for a reason

>shorks

Lifetime Pens fan here, and I want to thank you very much for this coverage and all the hard work you put into your channel. I just discovered you this season and i couldnt be happier everytime i get that notification. Sucks the Pens are showing their age and slowness, but Im a hockey fan first, Pens fan second. Keep up the incredible work man and forget about the haters.

Give jones smelling salts at the start of the period to wake his ass up

jones is fucking awful lol

As an Pens fan I gotta say I`m throwing Steve Dangle like tantrums about the penguins defense. The Islanders are suffocating the game I don`t sense any danger when the Penguins are in the Islanders zone but when the play is in the Penguins zone Oh boy do I get nervous. I thought the Pens would win in 7 so there is still an chance I`m right but that`s my heart talking. My brain is going all Hail the Mighty Egg-man!!

i dont watch hockey how come so many teams copied my bruins jersey colors

Fucking based puke lifter

What they need to do is take the game seriously. Stop messing around. Learn a FUCK TON from their mistakes and give 110% in the next game. Lets do this.

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>be lgbtning
>historic season
>cannot win A SINGLE GAME in the postseason to a team that has literally never won a playoff series

Could it even possibly get worse??

>jones

is it normal to projectile vomit when lifting weights?

someone give me the rundown on makar

that cant be good for you

it's beyond embarrassing

>not also shitting yourself
He's good, but not that good.

The best part about this series is it really doesn't matter who wins we all get to laugh either way. If the blots lose we get to laugh at how hard they choked and shit on all the smug lightning """"fans"""" as they run away and throw on a Bruins jersey. If the Teds lose we get to laugh at their continued misery and failure. It's a win win either way.

I never understood the Mongolians. After fucking Chinese, ugly Arabs, Persians, and finally delicious white pussy, why didn't they just stay in Finland and Russia?

Great player but not exactly what >we need right now.

imagine if the teds choked a 3-0 series. somehow i can see it happening

Disease ridden Europe pushed them back.

>being this stupid
Laff lenses are something else

>haley can't skate.
>finally killed himself
thank fuck that retard is done

After puking, why isn't he stopping?

GOD BLESS HOCKEY
GOD BLESS THE BRUINS

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how? he's probably top 5 in young dmen right now

pooper is a total fraud. you can see when he talks to the press that he has no idea what to do.

i puke doing weighted crunches if ive had a sip of my protein shake too recently

Last season the bolts were having a good regular season, and whenever anyone in /hoc/ would point out that, hey, you still might not win the cup, the response was "We're not the caps." From a caps fan, you are now assholes. Suck it.

Shit player but exactly what >we need right now.

you know why m8

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because hes not a fucking pussy

Do you mean in young dmen not playing in the NHL? So absolutely nothing then. Lets wait until he does something in the NHL.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

based

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He hasn't played a single fucking game yet. How is he top 5.

New thread lads

new

Who will be put into the lineup? Heed?

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Yeah but he's more offensive-minded and we already have Barrie and Girard

>prospects mean nothing because i say so

Retarded faggots

I'm going to keep posting here until it becomes clear which new thread is the real one.

high IQ post

I'm going to shitpost in both.

early shan't

on time shall

Based Naz

>rags

hhhmmmm

Pongs changed from black and beige to black and gold because they wanted to match the Stillers even though black and gold was already taken, by an original six no less. Pongs are fucking retarded.