BLOTS @ TEDS GAMETHREAD 2

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

>BLOTS
>CLOTS

Assign yourself a Ted name, lad.

maybe the true victory was the teds we made along the way

Standing by

They just need a PP or a bounce. Just a sliver of luck.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

reporting

C B J

hello yes i am here for the memes

READY FOR DOOTIE

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>t-the teds will choke after game 2 again j-just you watch
lmao imagine being from TAMPON GAY

Tampa is shook as fuck, I love this

lets gooo!

The bolts will come back to win this game

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hlow dear friend

Standing by.

IT'S TIME TO SWEEP BOYS

How will Tampa ever recover?

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holy fuck everyone in the crowd has grey hair

This crowd is unbelievable

Sup

TO THE TED CAVE EVERYONE
I shall have weed and booze for all

imagine watching >your team get exposed THIS fucking hard

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Tampa truly has become the new Washington. Jesus man.

Based boomer Ohio

Should I keep watching Ted/Blot for the memes or switch over to Jets/Blues for a game actually worth watching?

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It shouldn't be much longer until our fearless leader the real Ted from Akron is unbanned, lads. Only a few more days

Fuck this game is slower than a fucking turtle. Looks like a pee wee training session on the ice.

gosh i'm glad that's never happened to my team

youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg

ALL TEDS REPORT IN

“ted”?

Is tampa scarred m8?

What did he get banned for?

Why are there so many mouth breathing glass bangers at this game?

The Ted hivemind infrastructure is finally complete. World domination is only a matter of time. This is just a prelude for things to come.

>that ratio

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God damn we're at 182 Ted's now? The fire rises.

all i see is old people in the arena

Serious question:
Is Tampa this bad, or is Columbus this good?
Like, if the two Eastern wildcards had swapped right before the end of the season, and it was Tampa vs. Carolina and Washington vs. Columbus, would the Teds still be doing this well? Would the Lightning still be collapsing this hard?

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you have 10 seconds to name a better /hoc/ faction than the ted collective
hint: you can't

Ted is not celebrating until the fat lady sings

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both

>Lightning losing
>none of their fans in sight

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You think Yea Forums can afford tickets?

tampa is choking like always

If you could snap your fingers and make any team from the East take Tanpa’s spot, who would it be

Combination of both. Mostly Tampa being shit. Their top players have been invisible, their whole team is frustrated top to bottom with Torts' trap

Sacrificed himself with posting more pics of his cock for the greater good of all of us Teds

Style problems.

CBJ are built for physical playoff hockey. Bolts aren’t and likely would get killed by someone in later round had they made it through this.

Tranpa can't into physical hockey
They either crumble or fags like kucherov chimp out

With GBP, any member of Yea Forums can

As someone who mercilessly mocks my team, the Jackets are playing good. Period 1 of Game 1 is typical Jackets in the playoff.

Bobrovsky has ascended to god-like status.

>tie for the most points and most wins in a season
>swept in the first round by the fucking Teds
How are Tampon Gay fans gonna cope? Has there ever been a choke this hard?

They wouldn't even beat the Leafs

>i'm a cleveland kind of guy
Apehoopers should fucking kill themselves

teds are actually (built to be) one of the best playoff teams and the blots are choking because they're too skill based and pussy/chimp out when someone plays them physically

That's fine to lose in the 2nd or 3rd round, that happens. but losing to the WC 8, being best regular season, 4 allstars, and being SWEPT?

BEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN THE FUCK OUT

They deserve it for their fanbase shitting up /hoc/ everyday

Laine with those silky hands

Cleveland is a city with multiple sports associated with it, retard

wheres the tampa gay anime posting faggot now?
fuck you and fuck anime

what does apehoop have to do with anything?
>flag
oh you're just retarded

this is a gamethread, not the general lad

>tie for the most points and most wins in a season
Who are the 1976-77 Montreal Canadiens

Jets fan here, not even watching my team play. I care more about Blue Jackets winning their series than Jets winning a game

How do you say ted in swedish?

This
The reckoning of sunbelt sub posting fags is nigh

based

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>Canadian has no faith in a Canadian team
So there ARE smart ones among your kind.

Still drinking an expired beer.

kys apehoopers

Täd

banning all swedes from /hoc/ when?

Standings

very embarrassing!

There was 3 teams in the league then, it don't count

He's had it easy thanks to savard blocking literally a shot per zone instance, tbf.

Really fancy

Bög

Kathryn Tappen stomp on my balls PLEASE

Imagine having the IQ of this swede

Based Martin St Louis, awarded the Ted Medal of Honor for straightening out the Powerplay

I don’t watch hockey that much, what does ted mean

That traitor deserves a bullet.

Oh fuck, it's Dr.Money. I saw you at a ted game about a month ago. Ted vs. Hurricanes.

>Blue Bombers haven’t won a CFL championship in 26 years
>Jets leave, come back, are inconsistent every year
>Half hue hue hue and will never trust my national team after 7-1
I’ve learned to not get invested in dumb things. Caring about a game to the point you think about it at any other point than while your watching is dumb and a sign of either low IQ, unhappy life, or a combination of both.

its about ted bundy since hes from columbus

He's loyal to Torts and Ted

fuck off

lolz didn't plan on that did ya yzerman?

the absolute state of >standings

>a sign of either low IQ, unhappy life, or a combination of both.
So every Canadian

I’m unbanned lad

nice to see you again too, lad. lets go jackets

Teddy Roosevelt

>sun belt hockey

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You were really giving the refs an earful.

Why did Yzerman leave him off Team Canada?Did he not respect French-Canadian manlets?

Not a single team in the NHL is snowbelt

Hockey in the south was a mistake

I consider Ohio part of the south

eyyy

And I consider myself God

The absolute STATE

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These dudes chimping

IS THIS YOUR KING

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yikes

The Lightning would be winning if we had Laine

the last one looks like a 3D render of a cro magnon

Odd question, but if you could add a single player in his prime to the Bolts to turn this series around, who would it be?

Is this average penis length?

>we

Laine

If I had to?

Lemieux

I think they could really use a kucherov

Cliff Pu

Bulju desu

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This is so fucking demoralizing man. They've been so close for so many years and this should have been the year. Instead they're going to get swept by fucking Ted. I know you're all having a laugh but you would be gutted if this was your team.

Yes, I associate myself with my team. Sorry that you are a faggot

kucherov

totally would, doesnt make it less funny

the fact that this team ever won a cup at all is a travesty

Good thing it isn't my team LOL

Stevens

Shut up faggot maybe don’t be so cocky all season. You deserve this. Rot, rot with your shit team amongst the first round losers where you belong and will always remain

Better ted than dead

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FUCK

BROS

UHH TEDS???

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You did it now lad. Here it comes.

It’s disturbing living here.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Uh oh
1 - 2

The momentum has definitely shifted. CBJ looks gassed

OH NO TED BROS

RUH ROH

Boss, I-I don't feel so good....

oh god

UUUUH bros??????

>TEDS
oh no no no ooooo

l-l-lads?

Palat had all the time in the world to chip that in
Perhaps a wake-up call to stay focused despite being in the lead
They were sleeping on that goal

HERE IT CUMS

>goal didn’t count
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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This doesn't look too good Teds...

Dicks out for CBJ lads. Give them your energy

8====>

I can feel bad about my team getting swept by the caps and still laugh at the bolts getting swept by the Teds, user.

Still playing against the Blue Jackets lad, as a caps fan I can tell you it will be really sweet if (when?) you get back in it. Extremely fragile fanbase, and again - I'm a caps fan, I know all about those.

*nervous sweating*

Blatantly tripped in front of the net with no call.

8========D

What happened to "fuck it just flip the puck out"?

why the FUCK did they wait until the 3rd period of game 3 to show up?

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Its so small...

Really wish I could win those playoff tickets, lads...

Braļukas

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Raining here in St Pete

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Don't do this to me, Ted

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haha yeah I have a very average penis

it's fucking over bros, im jumping ship

>band wagoners

Sure would be nice if Tampa could get a PP.

All these fairweather Teds really t*ck me off
Gonna smoke a bowl to calm down

KILLORN BTFO

>bolts heating up

They have found thier stride and you dumbfuck Ted's will realize that once this mirage of sweeping vanishes and you retarTEDs have nothing to look back at but adelusional memory

Not in the script
Every playoff needs a Cinderella story. CBJ is it this year

Who’s laughing now mother fucker. Fuck you faggot ass pong fans in this thread I hate you enjoy getting swept lmao

do people that go to dunkin actually run

rip ted, you will be missed bud.

can't let tampon win

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Everyone just hates tampons and wants them out in the 1st round desu

No shit. Columbus getting away with murder out there.

>can't score a goal for 5 periods
>expect to score 2 in 10 minutes
wew

Whats delusional is not realizing that #thefutureisted

S N A T C H E D

Either they're trying to use black magic to capture the Caps' mojo by repeating their exact path, games included, to the Stanislaus Leonard Chalice, or they're just starting to figure out the ted tactics.

Imagine the memes if that puck had gone in

>Yes Gary, you will get your cinderellla story. Columbus will win

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Avs tied it and won it in OT. Tampa will too right bros?

That's not how it works

What is the Ted meme? I'm a brainlet and can't figure it out

Caps fan here to celebrate sunbelt destruction. What are Teds?

7:45

ohno

Started years ago by pong faggots

and blues, and carolina, and colorado

No bro, just no

its a shitty reddit meme they're trying to force here

blues aren't a cinderella at this point
>carolina
>colorado
lol

Sorry I'm late frens.

YOU STAND IN THERE
YOU FUCKING STAND IN THERE

There is a Ted's Montana grill across the street from nature Nationwide Arena

Ummmmm excuse me sweaty? Our culture isnt a reddit meme

many such cases!

A 2v3 isn't a Cinderella
And those other 2 aren't going to win and if Colorado does, the flames aren't that dominant anyways

Faggot.

Tampa redditbay

Teddit btfo

What team isn't Reddit?

Columbus

Don't you fucking choke this teds, don't you fucking do it! We will never let the "IT WAS 2-0" memes go if you ruin this!

seething

the teds

Ted Nation is Yea Forums

Blues are unreddit

Can’t believe the Tampa bay Warriors are gonna get swept

everytime i cough, i pee a little
wtf is wrong with me

Boomer

Take a fucking piss

tits or gtfo

Tell your mom you need a diaper change

Gahanna creekside master race reporting in

weak muscles. start lifting

That’s a trip

For me, it's 1-3 with an EN

incoming tie game

JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND

JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN

Cmon, pull him, Pooper. Ya know you want to

Literally shaking right now boys.

wasted their chance to get vasi off. why do coaches hesitate too much

FIRE

IT'S OVER WE DID IT TEDS

GAME

yo can u imagine being a cuckpa bay cuckning fan rn lmao

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

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*beathes in*

PRAISE BE TEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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tampabay.exe has stopped working. please try again next season

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

FIREEEEEEEE

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

WE SWEEEEEEP YOU

THIS IS THE TED ZONE

FIRE EVERYONE

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FLORIDA

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they didnt even have possession

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT LMAO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

man the lightning sucks lol

CAM ATKINSON
ITS NOW 3-0 SERIES LEAD JACKETS

AHAHAHAAH OH NONNONONONONONO

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTT

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>62 REGULAR SEASON WINS

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B L O T S

L

O

T

S

LETSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO

OH GOD OH FUCK

HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

*cough*

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they literally had it for like 20 seconds in the zone

THE BEST THEYVE EVER BEEN

So this is the power of sunbelt?

>tied most regular season wins (62)
OH NO NO NO

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>TAMPONS

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>62 WINS
>0 WINS
>STAMMER, KUCH, POINT - POINTLESS

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Gg

>4 postseason losses

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MUH ICING
It's not fair!

That CBJ goal song is awfullll

LETS FUCKING GO
LETS FUCKING GO
LETS FUCKING GO

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CEE
BEE
JAY

WE ARE ALL TEDS NOW

CHIMPOUT

CHIMP OUT

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS TIMELINE

I’M GONNA CUM

GRAMPA BAY CHIMPING OUT

EXPOSED AS FRAUDS

EXPOSED AS THE NOGS THEY ARE

Based captain sticking up for his team

did he unleash on the ref?

Based Fightin' Foligno

WHATS THE PARADE ROUTE GONNA BE LADS?

CAN'T WIN AT ALL SO THEY CHIMPOUT LELMAOOOOOOOO

CHIMP OUT

Chicago's and New York Rangers are even worse.

C H I M P

Who making bets on the Teds winning the cup now?

E X P O S E D

X

P

O

S

E

D

>burning down the sunbelt again

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Who has the best goal song?

YOUR MOM THREW AWAY YOUR BEST PORNO MAG

>all this classic boomer music
Um I'm starting to think the Blue Jackets are my team

SUCK COCK TAMPON GAY FAG

That’s fucking it. I’m officially no longer a Bolts fan. There’s no fucking excuse for this. I’ll be back when you redeem yourselves. Probably in 20 fucking years. Fucking mongoloids.

I'm dying.

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Welcome, Ted.

CRINGE

they were really missing kucherov today

>the pillaged ruins of tampon homosexual

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Stammer stumped

They're gonna get dabbed on by Boston lol

>stamnigger

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YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT

PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAY

they also missed him in the first two games

Welcome fellow Ted

TO PARRRTYYY

I just looked it up. You aren’t kidding

>losing still
>better chimp out

anyone want to play fortnite after the game?

>brackets getting busted

TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAY

Based Irbe telling it like it is.

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Cooper has been out coached all series

TO GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEPT

>have record breaking season
>fair-weather fans still checking out
hahaha oh no no no no

Well well well, the fairweather sun-onions are exposed as gutless once again. Truly shocking. How many times must we of superior northern stock remind you not to trifle with your betters from north of the Mason-Dixon?

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BOOM

>tranpa gay chokers

FIRE

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RIP >rags south

Bandwagon faggot

ALL I DO IS TED

THREE TO
ZERO
E
R
O

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

now that it's over:
HOLY FUCK, playoff BOB is finally here after all these years

I hate all of you ted faggots so much

literally unbelievable

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NOOOOOOOOOO
HE WASN'T READY

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Love you too

same, fuckign reddit

AND THEY STAY THERE
AND THEY STAY THERE
UP DOWN
UP DOWN

>that guy behind me, bob

seething

3-0

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I’ve been a fan since 2002. Born and raised in Tampa. But I’m fucking done. Between all the choking that we’ve done in the past and now this, I’m fucking done.

Based fucking bob

Love (Laughing At) Vasi

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What do you mean?

See

Bob has to stay. Right? That was a lot of love he just got. And he gets that love every game.

so happy. kinda feel like posting my dick.

They've won a cup, fuck off

Where did the tranny bay anime poster go? no where to be found

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Wait wtf? I meant to tag these faggots.

It's not happening, no matter how far the Teds get. Say goodbye.

Are the hfboards always this cancerous? Shit is unreadable

>That was a lot of love he just got
professional athletes don't really care about that.

He’s also gonna get market value.

I guess coast city thots best midwestern 6’s every day of the week

LMFAO at the Tampa Bay Lightning

Wow this is good

Bolts on suicide watch

Grew up in Buttfuck Nowhere, Northern Indiana, very apathetic Black Cocks fan, can I join the Teds for the Midwest bandwagon

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>stamchoke

sure. but you'll wanna jump off after this year. our window is gonna close fast.

So? At least the Jackets have been consistently awful. We’ve been so close to winning the Cup in recent years and it always ends like this. This is worse than when we choked against the Hawks in the 2015 finals.

welcome aboard.

Who wants to go to waffle house

Bro you were around for them to win a Cup. I've been a fan of the Caps since I was born in '98, literally a month before they got swept by Detroit in, up until then, the only Finals appearance they ever made. I had to wait another 20 years for them to get back and even win a game, let alone a Cup. Fuck off.

I’m happy Ovi won his cup but I hate the fucker. Honestly if we don’t perform some miracle of a reverse sweep, I’m rooting for the Leafs. They deserve it more than anyone at this point.

>Leafs deserve anything
Fuck that noise, that fanbase makes Montreal look rational. Go Falmes

>tfw cbj fan since ‘03
Who are all you people

I'm Ted.

its because you posted anime

based and trips pilled

Leafs fans are delusional as fuck but there’s no way I’m rooting for the Flames. They still have a stick up their ass about that no-goal in game 6 of the 04 finals.

WENT TO OPENING NIGHT, CIRCA 2000 started from the bottom

Damn this was so much fun

Ted Roosevelt aka Dr. Money; youve probably seen me at the naysh (slang i made up for nationwide arena) jumping around getting the crowd fired up

Fuck you go Caps

Thank you for your service

So you're not a Jet fan then. Simple logic.