/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - F1 sleepover Edition

>Countdown to Azerbaijan GP:
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(click menu on left for session times)

>/f1/-approved series calendar
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>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
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>Streams:
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>Previous Thread:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 69
V. Bottas 61
M. Verstappen 39
S. Vettel 37
C. Leclerc 36

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 130
Ferrari 73
Red Bull 52
Alfa Romeo 12
Renault 12

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
159 (161 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
84

>Hund status:
Three 1-2 finishes in the first three races are just pure luck

>News:
Williams are on suicide prevention watch
Blyat says stewards agree with him
Ferrari: Team order not intended to benefit Vettel

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gpfans.com/amp/article.php?id=38301
thisisinsider.com/statues-removed-from-notre-dame-cathedral-days-before-fire-2019-4
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How to fix Shanghai: Joker Lap using this hairpin that's there for some reason

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reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

First for vetlel-gimi swap by Barcelona

Anyone know what happened to Ricciardo rimmer bahamas?

based retard

Then why did he run away from AMD?

albon or kvyat to red bull?

Hyped for Baku to be honest.

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im interested in seeing what kind of aero setups the teams bring.

Worried for redbull because they seem to be leaning a lot more on their wings for downforce than in previous seasons.

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Holy shit guys, I made another thread without realizing this one was already up. I sincerely apologize. Just remember to bump the other thread every once in a while to recycle it later.

is this the actual thread or not, i drank too much last night and can't remember

Good morning, you fucking idiots

>Nobody still fixed the points
AMX points are fine now though

>WDC standings
L. Hamilton 68
V. Bottas 62
M. Verstappen 39
S. Vettel 37
C. Leclerc 36

Albon for now but early to say. Kvyat is just super unlucky atm. But Gasly is Improving anyways so that’s really unlikely.

>Swapping a washed up driver for another washed up driver

Sounds like a Ferrari thing to do desu

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I hope someone spins and blocks the castle section

First for GIMI

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So I just watched Rossi blow the rest of the field out in the Long Beach GP. Why won't/can't Haas hire him next year?

Rossi is a nigger

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Is this a bait from you guy or just an average f1 viewer in 2019?

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>charles is a prodigy!
>he's going to win the WDC!

Reality check: He's currently fifth in the season standings.

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He would've been 3rd if not for Lelrari strategy in Melbourne and Shanghai, and meme engine failure in Sakhir

Only 3 races in, but he should already be considering pulling a Prost and get himself fired from that retarded spaghetti team.

>top drivers
>power unit almost on par with mercedes and ferrari
>shit reliability but that can be fixed
>target for 2019 was easy p4 and reducing the gap to top 3 teams
>third race of the season and the gap is 1s to red bull and 1.5s to mercedes
>what's even worse le occassional podium man in his basically upgraded 2018 foreskindia finished within 2 seconds of your top driver

what went wrong?

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Are LeCute fans the new newfags pf the Sport? They are sometimes even worst than the Toothpastes that came around in 2016

Ferrari season so far

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He got 9th in the worst GP2 grid
He got less points than Eric's son & Joe, Lee, and Palmer

Markek

>Leclerc fan since GP3
Fuck no
>Leclerc fan since FKino
No
>Leclerc fan since Sauber
Possible but they still know FKino exists
>Leclerc fan since Ferrari
Definitely

streamable.com/vbc86

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>watch Sainz and Norris onboard
>Sainz hits Norris lightly on right rear and Norris oversteers into the track rather than the safe line he took earlier
>got blocked by Norris, Sainz then go right and send Blyat flying into Norris
>Kvyat get a penalty
What the fuck? Did the stewards handed out the penalty just because they think the viewers get mad when they saw Kvyat keep running after the crash and both Mclarens have to pit?

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S T R O N G

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/f1/, how do I become an UNTERHUND?

Just lie and constantly talk yourself down

struggling to contain his power

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That's the LeGOQT approach though
To be a real Unterhund, you must like constantly and sandvag yourself until the right time to strike comes

apparently claire is pregnant once again

hot
FERTILITY AND LEAKY BREASTS TO CLAURE

Are you sure? Her husband hasn't said anything on twitter or instagram.

Fuck Max Verstappen

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motorsportmagazine.com/reports/f1/2019-chinese-grand-prix-report

>As ever, Williams brought up the rear, George Russell three-hundredths faster than Robert Kubica

>Russell described his lap as ‘very poor’ while Kubica’s car had been refitted with his original floor and wing. When they had swapped them over in Friday practice in an effort at tracing the anomaly between the two identically set up cars, Kubica had been faster of the pair – confirming the problem but not the root source
this is just embarrassing now. how hard is it to build new parts and a new chassis? swap the drivers' chassis over for baku ffs.

ocon and maldonado to williams after midseason break

hope the council makes him pay to replant them.

>almost 43
>pregnant
going for the extra chromosome

so that's why head is back ""part time"".

strong grip

inb4 Unterhunden 1-2

it's only rumor for now. the same source says mercedes is their biggest creditor and it seems they want their money sooner rather than later, which can have all sorts of implications

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Will they widen that bit of a track now considering how fucking wide those front wings are?

Jesus Christ gimi, think of your wife and children!

Reddit turbo autismos are moaning that kvyat should have given more space. But really why is Sainz even trying to squeeze into a gap that clearly doesn't exist. Sainz has done this so many times and every time he's :shocked pikachu: in the press box and proceeds to deflect blame. Pic related.

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Reminder everybody is sandbagging (including Williams) to give Mercedes a chance to win

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>when you want to make a Kubica impression but you use the wrong hand

he didn't even clean it, just left it there

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>Check engine light went on in my car
JUST

Rip front wings :D

>Italian Engines

Fucking rich people amrite?

>kvyat should have given more space.
Why they don't understand he understeered massively? How the fuck can you give space in a car you have no control on?
Sainz himself was trying to bully himself in the middle and that's a right thing to do and I'm sure Blyat would have left lot of space if he didn't lost the car

It's a German one tho

I think it has more to do with the fact he was fucking trashed

Carlos needs to calm down, being on mid of the grid he has to learn to avoid cars, he's no Alonso.

Kvyat did nothing wrong, Fia aims him like Fat John or KMag, and casual fans are shitters on this drivers, talking about Netflix quotes.

then why is eric's son so shit at indycar?

w-why are their legs so hairy

Did testosterone production in men really take that big of a dip the last couple of decades?

You don't have hairy legs?

not like that
probably 50% less hair

Wanna be my gf UwU

Post legs.

Back off Mongol. I saw her first

>tfw dont even have to shave when i go cycling

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How can he keep defying the odds?

Is ferrari really THAT fast on straights? Or is just a meme?

Any one got a replay of the race?

Post tummy

Fine American Girth

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why is one tit bigger than the other?

>USBro leaking first naked picture of Carrie
Yummy P:

>takes him a few seconds to realise his hand is empty
>throws the rest of it under the car
how can one man be so meme?

I honestly believe Kmag drives cleaner than Sainz. His defence is really dirty but he's never botched an overtake so hard he took someone out with him since 2014.

People just like a good narrative, F1 is no different. Sainz is just another famous daddy golden boy that can't be touched, even though on raw pace he was thoroughly beaten by someone as washed up as Hulkenberg.

What a yoke. Pic related.

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Le epic gimi alcohol man

AMX/LEC driving LaFerrari when?

Some dumb sky F1 bullshit, trying to create uncertainty and keep audience around. It's not that hard to make cars go fast on straight, it's turns that making all the difference.
I think it depends on the track, some teams faster on certain tracks, but Mercedes is obviously dominates on most of them, so yeah. I don't think there is even skill involved, guys that barely made in F1 already lapping with 0.01 difference with WDC veterans. Really makes you think.

I Hope Sainz will find a safer driving style, keeping his aggressiveness and improoving his reflexes cuz actually he's Offing himself and last race, his teammate.

If he keeps doing this, Alonso will be back.

t.Z.Brownie

Gimi in Hunter S. thompson-mode is best Gimi

At Niki's funeral, will they put his helmet or his red hat on the coffin?

>tfw no digits

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The hotline for burn victims.

They will finnish the job incinerating him

KVYAT BAD

Yes. This is how men are supposed to look like.

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Why haven't you faggots posted a replay so I can watch the race yet?

W-why he's not covered on tattoos and where's his huge beard? he makes me feel insecure

That you crofty?

>Put italian man in charge
>Only 1 (one) title in eleven years

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Do you want some azerbaijani redpills?

So what are the plans for this smug looking gypsy? Will he replace bottas after presumably another MWL/HWL, even If Valtteri has good season with few wins and 2nd place on wdc

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the aliyevs are actually nice people doing great things for the country?

He will end his career 8th on FE the next 2 years. Sadly people forgot about this boi.

If Valtteri keeps it up, he's fucked.

lmao, you're practically a woman

Since the start of the season Toto has stopped using toilet paper because Ocon is always near him to lick his ass

kimi is fucking BASED

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>It is considered a taboo marrying a girl who is not virgin. Men who marry non-virgin girls are considered "peysəl" meaning cuck. Although it is slowly decreasing, most of the women are virgins.
>we are incredibly homophobic
>we are xenophobic but towards arabs
>we consider ourselves shia muslim but nobody gives a fuck about religion. we drink, whore, smoke weed etc.

Fellers, why do they describe /f1/ as the worst general on spee?

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>It is considered a taboo marrying a girl who is not virgin.
> we ... whore

???

kek

Sounds pretty based desu. Are people there white? Redpilled on Jews?

Button is a fucking hack

>we are xenophobic but towards arabs
Muh nibba

What about economics? It is liberal or something related?

Yeah that's probably most likely. Sad! Many such cases!

yeah, I can see there is some hypocrisy, we like to fuck mostly divorced milfs and non-virgin girls but when it comes to marriage non-virgin is a huge no.
>Are people there white?
No. Not white but not shitskiny like syrians.Whites look like eastern europeans, others have mangoloid like skin, face shape. Racially we are much close to georgians, chechens than turks.

>Redpilled on Jews?
Yes, normal folks know that they control the west just like they did in USSR.
>What about economics? It is liberal or something related?
Fuck no. It is a classic oligarchy. You can open small businesses and operate as long as you pay your bribes. There is liberty in tech/internet sector. But if you want to be a bigger player in other areas of business you have to have one partner who has ties to the government.

Regular smart people usually open businesses in Russia, work for foreign companies or operates in tech which is not quite lucrative.

finna bouta make lasagna u guys want any ?

Lads, how has Kubica adapted better to F1 than Hartley did this time last year? Hartley had ~6 years out of single seaters before his late 2017 debut, Kubica had ~9 years out. Does sportscar racing kill your racing instincts more than rally?

Finally an /f1ck/ episode, my favourite

You are basically Balkan desu. Except for the non-virgin wife thing which died decades ago.

Well that was a shite race.

Can we meme this race again, lads?

You are basically shiptards.

Was good with tyres

RENT FREE

Gib wet baku

Done.

but if it's wet, they'll all be careful and we end up with 2016 race again, when they were careful because they all watched the utter kino that was F2

I'm rooting for a Nearly fatal Mercedes crash at turn 15 :)

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He literally hasn’t

The only thing that will die in Baku is the title hopes of everyone who is not Hamilton.

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>nothing but off topic shits 95% of the time
>100 new threads at once in race days

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jealousy

Pleb-tier taste.

F1 2017's concepts be like

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They're jealous of our camaraderie.

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>drinking beer while cooking
I can see you're a man of culture

You not going to fuck this meal too are you?

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>Tfw Ferrari needs to spend 4 months to fix his failed front wing against Mercedes

Anyways, one of the Rari's boys will get this WDC

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Rosberg said it's the rear that is fucked up

>""""step up"""""
>double the points
>1-2 three races a row

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It's codeword for "give me another WDC".

By step up he means increase unterhund narratives. He doesn't want his 2019 WDC to be diminished by the fact that no other cars can touch the Merc.

>renault

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Mine has been on for like 6 months, but I know what it is

3 lasagna sheet layers. ran out of room

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If I was Ferrari PR lead I'd start harshly questioning Mercedes narrative at every turn.

>that
>hairy

Look at this twink. Also consider those are french people

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based /f1/ck/

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I'm hungry now

looking good mate

What a fucking shitter, I hope on second half of the season Bottas and Leclerc cuck him to depression.

take my eyes out

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Basically this. I can admit Lewis is a talented driver but the last couple of years he doesn't have to go full out with a superior car like that. The only threat comes from his teammates...sometimes.

Lance Stroll to win the Azerbaijan Grand Prix 2019.

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Reminder that "The midfield" = Ferrari+Verstappen
Reminder that the 2019 narratives thus far are fundamentally absurd.

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Lance Stroll to bin the Azerbaijan Grand Prix 2019.
ftfy

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If it wasn't for Nico, Lewis would be tying Schumi this year.......

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>Winning for free is still winning.

What Ferrari needs to win a world championship.

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Those front wings are not wider than the 2009 regs, and there were no problems in monaco that year, and baku is wider at it's minimum than 'naco

What Ferrari actually needs

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Hmm . . . .

>the second largest finnish city literally has poo in its name

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It's 28

Lads (Austriabro if you're reading) how do I get MPV to start up with 50% audio? f1viewer starts it with max volume

the manual says I can use --volume in the command prompt but I don't think that would matter for how f1voewer opens them

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this one is pretty easy, I'll post a better one if you want

WHAT IF THE TWINK IS A FUCKING MERC AGENT IN DISGUISE?????

kek.

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by not using that shit

>t.Acezlo Streamoran

->

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To be fair "king of shitters" is the best way to counter "muh best of the rest" and "muh F1.5"

when are we gonna get laptimes so fast that the safety car wong be fast enough to make it back to the pits before its caught after the opening lap

make a config file

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BUT MUH SAFETY

skeletons look creepy. I don't like them.

Be careful with the skeleton that is inside you, you never know when it will come out and murder you during your sleep

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there's one inside you right now

came out sloppy

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I miss em.

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>the fucking calculator

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BASED

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hahahaha

I feel bad

>Louis Vuitton-Moët Safety Car

fuck him, he's the reason we have V6T hybrids and six years of MWL

plus, he's a huge Liberty shill now

So that's why Redbull got a Honda engine.

Reminder that Hawthorn was the first guy to secondberg his way to the title.

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quick rundown on the v6t hybrid conspiracy plx?

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based
Moss is a meme

It's the damn Bilderberg Group

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MWL?

youtube.com/watch?v=NTEIdUV0nE8
still the goat poop

Gethefugouttahere

Mercedes Winning League

Mercedes will lose

Many Williams Losses

My Wife Left

Mission WinLater

Mission Winnow Leclerc

mclaren was last

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my willy's larger

Milker WAG League

Did someone leave a Renault in Notre dame?

I left one in notre mum

>F1 YTPs are hard to find & usually not that good

youtube.com/watch?v=NLsda-bcys8

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Which driver would be the best pornstar ?

fabienne

kubica
he always comes last lole

Robert "cum in kart, cum in tart" Doornbos

Prost setting up an holocaust to gain Yahweh's favour

Carmen Whoreda

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>is slow
>swears on the radio and tells everyone he would have been faster if only he hadn't made mistakes

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keita has more claim to be a driver than her now.

KMag, Gimi, Gio, and Kvyat are the only likable drivers on the current grid. Albon seems like a nice lad, too

:^(
RIP Quasimodo

He's a spoiled LITTLE SHIT

kek

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>came out sloppy
You probably put too much water in them.
What's the texture btw, is that minced meat combined with tomato sauce and smth white...(cheese?)?

not a nice face. Post Vettel's wife.

700g mince meat(20%fat), some mushroom, 800g tomato sauces+spice
white stuff is 500g ricotta cheese, 2 eggs and a handful of grated cheese

making a bechemel instead of just putting cheese in would hold it together a bit better, make it a bit less dry too. It's not that difficult either

why couldn't Paul Ricard have burned instead ;_;

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>He doesn't rate Max "The twinkbeater" Verstappen

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>max
>likeable

bottoms

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What's not to like? Most entertaining driver on the grid by far. From his reckless driving and his autistic sperg outs on radio to mogging lanky french boys. This sport would be even more boring than it already is without him

Pretty sure you wouldn’t say that if that was Hamilton

Fuck VERSTAKEK

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entertaining =! likeable

I make them with similar ingredients besides eggs because I hate them (except if they aren't soft boiled) and never rly though about putting mushrooms in lasagna, might try that.

>toothpastes are aquafresh
>croatia is a toothpaste but with a crest instead
pottery

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Would you rather never be a Formula One driver or be a Number 2 Formula One driver?

id be a no2 for fucking caterham

Neither my bank account nor women would care about me being a number 2 driver.

i wanna be Bernd Maylander

I'd even be a 4-season F2 journeyman if I could.

Oh damn what a difficult decision this one is

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>PEPE

F

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>Most entertaining driver on the grid by far
THIS.
The only driver who could squeeze the living shit out of his car to its full potential.

>From his reckless driving and his autistic sperg outs on radio to mogging lanky french boys. This sport would be even more boring than it already is without him
Agreed. This is racing, not a parade of expensive cars.

12 tea times lads

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Went there four years ago glad I could see it before it was destroyed

>why yes I like everything about azerbaijan especially the grand prix in downtown baku, what a great idea by mr ecclestone

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>Went there four years ago glad I could see it before it was destroyed
Sames, but 1,5 years ago. That was the first thought that popped into my head when I heard the news
t. egocentric

gpfans.com/amp/article.php?id=38301
OH NO NO NO NO
>set goal as 5 wins, which you wouldve gotten with renault if ocon didnt fellate toto
>have to drop it
>"Now we can fight!"
look at this dood

Feels good

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Every mornin' at the track you could see him arrive
He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Gimi

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so lads will kubica fuck up in baku or not?

>Dickbum is in Japan for SF
>Olivia goes full slut mode

lel

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I hope so

no

won't be surprised if his car literally snaps in half with no warning though.

love that undertit

feet

i was wondering due to the 8% aero loss under braking. looked at his onboards vs russell and kubica's car looks a fair bit harder to drive.

It bretty good

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Top tier slag desu

reckon he'll be sensible and take it easy again if it's looking likely that the car will throw him in the wall, whether it be concrete or castle wall.

fair point lad. he's been very cautious on lap 1 after melbourne so hopefully he stays out of trouble.
>mfw there were people who said he won't be able to drive at monaco

They will rebuild it and it's gonna look exactly the same.

>b-but muh 1000 years history
these kind of buildings are restored constantly, which basically means rebuild and replace evertything you can

The thing was partly a museum so there was a shitload of old stuff that got destroyed.

don't worry binland they evacuated everything

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really doubt they got all but hoping for the best

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The statues of Jesus and his mates were removed some days ago

This seems like a sign of the apocalypse no?

This is a 10/10 in bongland.

This seems a sign of >French
And coming from an Italian it's pretty ironic

What happens if Russia just rolls into Baku with tanks and kills everyone? How many miles can an F1 car drive at ~70mph? Could they make it back to europe?

hamilton would make it because he's the GOAT

F1 is friend with Russia, you dumbfuck

*bwooh*...gimi...*bwyyh*

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>The statues of Jesus and his mates were removed some days ago
Another inside job for insurance money?

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An old man with tribal tattoos.

It was undergoing renovations.

Can renovation fuel melt stone beams?

that's what you get when you're in your twenties in early 00's

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[spoiler] I was [/spoiler]

The distance between Baku and Georgia is 510 km 510/110=4,6 hours not considering refueling and tires. On the other hand, Russia could invade Baku in 1 week, last time they did it in 2 days but there was no army to fight.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Army_invasion_of_Azerbaijan

For sure ve are still die Unterhunden. Baku has zis exceptionally long straight, it vill be reliant on ze Motorleistung and ve all know zat Ferrari has ze überlegen engine, ze most Pferdestärke. By comparison our Mertzedez engine is puny, sehr little Geschwindigkeit. Ze Honda engine also, it is unglaublich powerful. No way ve can match zem in Kilometer pro Stunde

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post tramp stamp

I hate mercedes so fucking much

I hate HAAS

based bedtime finn

Pierre Gasly to win the 2019 Monaco Grand Prix.

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Whoever gets pole wins. And we all know that job is for Bottas.

RBR won't win a single GP this season

Mercedes will let Ham by in the pitstops

Good effort

RBR are the best at Monaco

1.GAS
2.RAI
3.KUB
Ret HAM
Ret VET
Ret STR
Ret VER
Ret RIC
Ret RUS
Ret KVY
Ret LEC
Ret GIO
Ret MAG
Ret SAI
Ret GRO
Ret NOR
Ret BOT
Ret ALB
Ret PER
Ret HUL

Remember when Schumy set the fastest lap in qualifying then parked his car across the track.

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Nah, Monaco and Mexico GP is sure bet. It's like 2 free wins ticket for Max now that Ric is out.

Remember when Nico set the fastest lap in qualifying then parked his car on the track, and all of Britain started seething

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Max is shit at monaco

Schumi/Rosberg was a based team. too bad the car was mediocre

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remember when schumy got in his last accident
man that sure was a crazy several years in a hospital bed

Schumi taught him how to move into someone's head and live there rent free

More like a veiled threat to the catholic church to stop fucking little kids.

I think HAAS is cute

just a safety bump

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>muh schumi lost 2006 title when his ferrari engine went bang at suzuka

what a strange hazing ritual

Gimi haha

Reminder that Michael Schumacher has more race wins than Mercedes Benz in their entire history.

Reminder that F1 is always a long game, and that Schumacher's time at Mercedes, while undistinguished on the podium, was spent developing that car, that concept, and that team, and bringing them to the point that their Unterhunden power unit was sitting in a car that would allow Nico and Lewis to dominate.

TeamLH hates this but they know it's true, it's why Lewis toppling Schumacher's records is such an important narrative for them.

For now.

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Still a remarkable thing battling for the title till the last breath even if your car is so fucking compared to your main rival's car that it looks as if you're driving a Fiat Punto against a supersonic rocket. Same as he did in 97 and 98.

Schumacher has been superior to the entire Mercedes Benz team since he got his 10th GP win at the European Grand Prix of 1994.

Good morning, you fucking idiots.

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her great big dirty milkers

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>imagine being a Renault fan

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notre dame was burnt down,by the globalists in order to further erase French national identity

She has the same body type as my ex

>that same hand can hold a steering wheel all the way to victory

how can one man be so based

have you been to Ayers Rock? looks like a kino spot

>Renault Reliability
Ricciardo's DNF since 2017 was writing on the wall
TR making the Honda work in 2018 was the final nail in the coffin

>12 NN
>Morning
Cam on Perthbro its already afternoon

just curious: why verstappen is referred as AMD AMX? I get the mad max part but why the misspeling?

t. newfag

I'm driving a 15' U-Haul truck tomorrow for about 14 hours. Any tips to not accidentally kill myself or others?

>8 hours or 500 miles max daily
>45 on road/15 stretch
>hydrate, hydrate, hydrate
>recirculate cabin air/do not open windows

Drink Rich Energy

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Because he's the Amazing Magnificent Dutchmen that All Mana-lovers eXult. Max is the favourite around here - but it's a tight race with Lewis! XD

>little racing pun for you there, new friend

>8 hours or 500 miles max daily
>45 on road/15 stretch
shit, that will delay me about a day and a half. can't i just get some truck stop meth instead?

>can't i just get some truck stop meth instead?
Yes. Or just load up on ripits, dip, and cigs.

I do a 1,500km each-way off-road trip annually that we typically get done in 18-21 hours in one go, most years I'll do 3-6,000km in Europe in about 2-3 weeks.

Sleep is better than caffeine, but caffeine is good. Sleep well tonight and wake up with plenty of time to depart in the morning. Know your limits and know when you really need to take a break, but try and only stop for a piss when the truck needs fuel. Start the day with coffee but leave enough time for the coffee-shit before you depart. Take an esky - or cooler or whatever you call them - and put it within arm's reach of your seat. Stack it with energy drinks - Rich energy of course - and each time you start to fade a little and feel like you need one, make yourself wait 30 more minutes.

Load up on good music and podcasts and a way to hear them in the truck - stereo integration, headphones, portable speaker, whatever. Use playlists or albums or books or podcasts to mentally track your progress - "Oh, only two more albums til I'll stop for lunch." Have a good idea where you can get decent food that's not McD/BK but that's also easy for you to park in the truck.

Keep a tidy workspace - have a plastic bag for trash, have a couple of tins of mints, have beef jerky or something that can give you a little protein but that doesn't need two hands to eat.

If you really feel you're fading, try stopping, walking around for fifteen minutes, and jumping back in the truck - there's a small false wall before you're really fucked and it might get you somewhere more comfortable to rest.

Finally, don't push too hard, don't drive like a dick, recognise your signs of fatigue and listen to them when it's legit - if you can't hold a lane, if you're resting your eyes while driving, or if the taillights of the cars in front start to change shape, it's over - get some rest and finish the trip later.

I forgot to include that you should also have a fuckload of water in the cooler, not just energy (Rich, of course) drinks.

good advice. will consider. should probably get to sleep then

keep deluding yourself lol. reno engineers to this day say their car was inferior to ferrari and it was alonso who made the difference. you have to be blind to miss the fact that from indianapolis onwards ferrari were as dominant as mercedes are in hybrid era, but alonso kept finishing 1st or 2nd. in 2006 the better driver won, unless schumacher crashing out in australia, being dickhead in monaco, banging wheels with heidfeld at hungaroring and cutting fisichella off at interlagos and getting puncture somehow doesn't count

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Daily reminder of IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 634KG F1CAR REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Please, believe us, the Ferrari are good on turns and zhey are godly fazt on straightz, We wuz underthunden, We not wuz carbabbiez

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Can't wait to see another incredible comeback from impossible odds for mercedes. I heard Hamiltons car is literally held together with duct tape.

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Yeah, nothing special desu. Would go back to climb it though

FUCK MERCEDES

Based

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>Lewis Hamilton insists F1 2019 pattern and pecking order isn't fixed despite Mercedes' perfect start to the season
>Says of Ferrari: "It just doesn't look like they're extracting their full potential on the weekends."

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AAAAHHH I CAN'T I CAN'T TAKE IT
THIS IS WORSE THAN LAST YEAR

>truck stop meth
m8 it's called truckies toothpaste.

No

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Reminder that Ferrari could have won Bahrain but Lecrec was unlucky and Vettel was a retard

Vettee always was an Aero and Chassisbabby, the Rari is no good in turns and aero, is pretty clear Seb doesn't fit in the car.
>If he went on an actual RB car he would Btfo th frog and adquire some wins for sure
>If he went on a RP car he would be Florida

Is Leclerc, dare I say it, utterly exposed?

Does he have any supporters left?

utterly cucked
they showed him The Tape

>raped by merc in Australia and China
>only 1 ferrari can go fast in Bahrain
>that car engine shits it self in that race
Probably so desperate after Australia, they experimented racing with party mode on lememe car in Bahrain

How was a third world South American shithole like Brazil able to be such a power house in F1 for so many decades?

>they experimented racing with party mode on lememe car in Bahrain
This seems to be the case desu, Ferrari probably does have a faster car when its in party mode but is reliable as a Renault when on full power

Brazil has a shit ton of people, Brazil has a lot of exploitable natural resources, so Brazil has a shit ton of wealthy families, a majority of this families being from Italian or German roots so racing was something that was already engrained in the culture of the upperclass.

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>Using the Shaggy meme on Ferrari on April 2019

Hopefully we will see him race in a different car (even if it isn’t a top team car) before he retires kinda like Kimi

That could be a possibility yeah

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I liked purple ultrasoft tyre not a red n stupid C4

Red is the color of passion and speed, purple is the color of sissyness and easter.

What is Ferrari planning?

Meme Tictacs

Purple is the color of "New track Record :)"

I had a dream last night where niki lauda was giving me injections as my personal doctor. Woke up in fear at 4:45

Dunno about all the drivers fnancial history. Senna def was born with a silver spoon. His family down plays it, but they were rich. Piquet, on the other hand, was upper middle class. I think he is just a ruthless guy with no brakes who wanted it badly.

While Brazil may be a shithole on average, that doesn't mean people are all at the average. It has its good share of rich people.

O_o

I like C4 tyres because I'm waiting to make the shitty joke when one blows up

I played enough vidya to get it

How is it possible that Mercs who are barely faster than Willy have three 1-2 finishes already???

using one set of mediums more than mercedes in free practice sessions

its american hours now
euros need not reply

Probably most accurate answer

A true underdog story if there ever was one. The David (Mercedes) triumphing over the Goliath (Ferrari) is an inspiration to us all to chase our dreams - nothing is impossible!

The new C-Class range - find your underdog story today!

Truly inspirational how they overcame their obstacles. This is why I'm driving the road version of their race car - the E300 Hybrid. Support the little man.

Facts: On Bahrain, Binotto was right and Leclerc was wrong ignoring team orders and not containing Hamilton for the first position. They binned an easy win even with Lecute's reliability problem.
>Prove me wrong ;)

Reminder that Nico started this underdog story.

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it.motorsport.com/lemans/news/griglia-record-per-la-24-ore-di-le-mans-2019-al-via-ci-saranno-62-vetture/4371808/
>62 cars entered for LeMeme 24
>Record entry
>The 2 cars are the prototypes built by High Class Racing and United Americans

Post yfw Alonso's own debajoperro narrative gets a boost from that

>"It just doesn't look like they're extracting their full potential on the weekends."
At least they were winning races in first half of 2017 and 2018.
2019 is MWL, another season down the shitter

One part of methe wants Merc 1-2 21 times so even the stupidest retard learns not to trust what they say

Someone did that to me on Yea Forums my moms info(age,birthday,home town,number) My dads personal info like my moms info(both dads which only my household knows where my REAL dad lives.....) My info...including phone number,Snapchat,birthday,age,what I was allergic to(creepy af I have specific allergies) my car accident......what hs I went to etc. For no reason showed up in my inbox on tumblr. They also knew my sisters info....where she lived in another state- I DONT EVEN KNOW HER HOME ADDRESS I asked my mom where she lived later and it was RIGHT.

I cried for hours before telling my mom. I didn’t stop getting dick pics,Guys cumming and saying they’d like wreck my p***y etc.... I had to screen shot and tell them I was a minor(showing my middle school uniform)and going to show the Snapchats to my local police department. It worked for awhile until the same person said I shouldn’t lie about my age. I told them I didn’t and they said “okay” and reported my parents to the police? But they ended up catching the guy anyway. (If anyone wants proof I still have the tumblr copies of messages in my email,and my block list is all guys x2 my age)

Why do people do this?

>Baku's weekend
>Also voting our goverment
I hope It will be a good sunday

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO PACE
THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

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you'd be even worse, Brendon

It will not rain, why did they pick 2 white hards?

based

absurdly good post

Don't forget to hydrate yourselves, lads!

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My favourite thing about Rich Energy (tm) is that it's a real commercial product.

Pre WW2 racing:
C H A D
H
A
D

>Ricciardo
>Don't practice in the race tyre
>Slow as shit in sunday

Imagine you have a product you need to promote constantly on social media to verify it's existence

based

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totally legit reviews
>amazon dot co dot uk/Rich-Energy-24-Pack-250ml/product-reviews/B07F8QK7VF/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

BoBoOne and Vijai going full detractor

>Massa :D

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on one hand I feel sorry for him because the spring accident fucked him up
on the other hand I never was a fan of him because I feel like he overstayed his welcome at a top team and Hamilton was much better in 2008

if you hydrate with anything but water you might as well drink nothing at all

Is Tabi likely to be the one who deals with fan mail at Merc?

Nah, it's probably some PR intern learning the ropes of WEWUZUNDERDOGZing

You sent them some defiled Freddos?

Ocon then?

Nah he just makes brews for the proper staff

>recirculate air
Why

>"I think we’ve just kind of settled in the situation where we might need to find the PR role for him in 2020 and have a year making tea and integrate him a lot in the team, and he can contribute to the team performance," said Wolff.

>leave Gasly to us

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most important team battle individually
it's about going to Red Bull to possibly not being in F1 in a year or two
STR has always been like that

>it's about going to Red Bull to possibly not being in F1 in a year or two
Why not both?
>t. Blyat

motorsport.com/f1/news/chinese-grand-prix-street-race/4371978/
>“In terms of interest, we would be highly interested in a street race.
>In terms of interest, we would be highly interested
>In terms of interest, we would be highly interested
wtf bratches what is this shit
>“It would be a nice juxtaposition to the purpose-built, extraordinary facility that we have here. Our intent is to bring our show to the people."
Two Chinese GPs? For what purpose?

shift+4

Oh yeah, this is F1.

Just another shit idea from liberty, add it to the pile

>2021: 7 times WDC Lewis Hamilton was killed after a crash in Macau GP

Based

Why did op cause feels
>tfw theres alain prost and ricardo patrese
>tfw my dad could probably recognize everyone in the pic
>tfw f1 was great sunday times
>tfw too old now to be posting here
>tfw you had a feeling drivers were about 40 not like max today who has mother to cosign before the race

t.feel-let who gets wojakey when he ponders the one-way nature of time

how can time be real if our feels aren't real

Lecute without team orders and the engine problem in Bahrain.

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>loowis without floor damage in Australia
>vetlel without shit car in the first 2 races
>amx without aero problems in the first two races

Seb was faster in China, he would have overtook Charles without the team order.
>For what purpose?
The whole world is shifting towards china, it's a 1.4 billion big unexplored market

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Who plays Nico Rosberg in the Lewis Hamilton biopic?

Adam Sandler

Massa deserved the title in 2008.

Also, I’ve just joined the FantasyGP... post your drivers and cars lads!

Should have refused the santanderbux and gone to sauber

For me, it's Vincenzo Trucco.

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High pace posting incoming tonight lads

what will be our enemy tonight?

Tsuu?

goose

Maybe some tsuuuu but mainly is MESSI MESSI MESSI vs Man udt. One of them will be out so people will go mad for either results.
If there's refballing is gonna be hard

Oh boy

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>Rosberg
>Real Human Bean

Have a feeling that even if there is not one post during the matches, the thread will still survive. Yea Forums seems to have less and less posters

I'd say Brad Pitt or Leonardo Dicaprio and Hamilton is played by John Boyegga of Star Wars fame. Fair representation really, except the age difference.

>You will never be an F1 driver who is shitfaced on various drugs and alcohol 24/7 barring raceday
Why live bros

Man UTD dropping Barca and Juventus going through would be the worst case scenario

autosport.com/f1/news/142807/red-bull-china-proves-progress-speed-flaw
OH NO NO NO NO

Messi own goal and TSUUU completing a hat trick with a free kick, both in extra time.

I wouldn't even be that mad if we died.

>This complete clusterfuck of a person gets to drive an F1 car
>Thousands, if not millions of more competent drivers will never get the opportunity because MONEY WINS LOL
World War 3 when?

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That would be awesome, but Messi is gonna murder Manchester United, Manchester is at the same level as the majority of middle table Spanish teams which are Messi’s favorite victims.

HULK to Red Bull when?

Never, he's too old for Marko. He only likes young boys and if they have a pretty face, it's a wrap.

Messi has a cold chest.

He’s a pecho frio indeed but I just seriously don’t see Manchester playing a good game, they’re thrash and Barça at the Nou Camp are a force to be reckoned

I JUST NEED SOME
FISICOWINSLOL

I absolutely NEED to know why no top team picked up Heidfeld

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cop or nah?

Max has an ugly face

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Fair point but he's super young. He'll be kicked out by the time he turns 23. Too old by then

ME!, I love him he's such a cutie

because ron had a boner for finns, mclel went for muh british champions with button, while merc lured schumacher out of retirement

his sophomore year at ferrari it's going to be so much fun to watch

Which Serie A team is /Ferrari'steam/?

Technically JJ, I mean, they are owned by the same people.
As of right now I think >Napoli fits Ferrari's current role of professional chokers.
Inter and Milan are definetly McLaren and Willy
Renault is Roma

tfw lecute has brake failure on baku straight going 400kph :(

>yfw it's actually HAM

:)

The one who cut Lecute breaks you mean

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>gets jailed for homicide
OH NO NO

just a plan to kickstart his rap career, first album will be recorded on the cell phone. Loses out to pic related in the charts.

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>implying I would let that happen

Nothing personnel my untermensch

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Don't know about that, maybe is ok killing homos there. Azer guy can you confirm?

>I’m the horse now

Kek

They probably stone homos in public there

now with the hidden bonus download track "I'll show you underdog"

deliver us from evil gimi

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I wanna see Lewis Hamilton and Lance Stroll as teammates in 2020, I wonder who would come out on top.

Finna bump, good luck /fjuan/

Gonna be wild

Cheers :S

dunno, both look like bottoms to me

Who's ready for non-sequitr gimi posting?

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Some of you are actually going to watch the dive-grass, aren't you.

gimi

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>getting paytv/premium-streaming to watch metrosexual millionaires kick a ball

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BRED

Crashing this bread

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He's fast